How i die in skywars: Other players: 15% Lag: 25% The Void: 60%

Roses are red, PVP ain’t new, 1 issue is, My opponent watched this too

Technoblade 2016: "skywars is based on tactics" Technoblade 2020: "skyblock is based on tactics" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

What technoblade said: kits, perks and strat What i learned: messy inventory = good

"I'm Bad at PvP" *proceeds to kill everyone on the server then die in 2nd, and then proceeds to blame it on Obama*

I unironically felt my heart skip when he fell off

"money doesnt matter" - rich people "looks dont matter" - attractive people "pvp doesnt matter in skywars" - technoblade, pvp god

Techno: Calls random people nerds Also Techno: Farms potatoes for up to 12 hours a day.

Technoblade: "im bad at pvp" also Technoblade: *is #1 on skywars leaderboard all-time globally**

Can any1 else just imagine Technoblade wearing reading glasses, sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace, reading that note? xD

"Get Good" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

i remember back in 2018, back when i sucked so hard on skywars ( i didn't even know you could hold down m2 XD). Then I went to youtube for some help and found this channel, He taught me how i could be better at skywars, giving me all of the different tactics he used in skywars and GUESS WHAT I still suck at skywars. But i did stay loyal to Technoblade for the upcoming years. He did so many great things, like killing everyone's favorite youtubers in a championship made by keemstar. He won a duel with dream. He won a great potato war against some squidkid. And most importantly he made millions of people smile, including me :). RIP technoblade 1999-2023 is gone but not forgotten.

Technoblade:"I'm bad at pvp" Also Technoblade: wins minecraft monday 2 weeks in a row Also Technoblade: wins $100k 1v1 against dream

Technoblade: "I don't know, you can pick up chicks with this or something" Girl I'm talking to: So, whats your skywars W/L ratio?

This was the first video I ever saw of Alex’s, and it made me subscribe out of his genuine entertainment and comedy. We will miss you Techno.

That turn at 12:11 looked incredibly smooth

I always use Armorer ;_;

4:18 I guess he lives this time... *guy comes out of no where, stabs him then returns to his cave*

we will all miss you Techno Gone but never forgotten..

KZfaq: Ah yes, i should recommend this 4 years later, even though i've seen it before, mhm...

Technoblade : "I'm bAD aT pVP" Me Wondering what I am then... Edit: Rest In Peace

“If you’re under the age of 4, then, umm... I’m impressed, but I don’t think I can help you.” -Technoblade

“I’m not someone you should be listening to”. 4 years later he’s one of the best pvp players

Techno: **talking about stuff** People: **paying attention** Me: **looking at chat at **5:13****

If people start sucking less at skywars now I'm gonna be sad.

the nostalgia is strong holy I remember literally taking notes on this and the only kit unlocked I had was enchanter and I was so happy that it wasn't considered awful.

Techno still coming in clutch. Fly high Alex

‘Don’t be an idiot’ *Well, I failed that one-*

That intro made me a better person. Thank you.

MY NAME BERRY ALLEN

Ok Techno, I legit took the advice from this video and I win almost 1/20 sw games. Compared to the near 1/80 before, this is great!

first video i ever watched from technobalde may you rest easily kind soul

He temporarily forgot the first rule to winning Skywars: Don't fall off the map, and you'll win.

Step 1: Have hot elbows Step 2: Drink your sweat Step 3: Buy the best keyboard and mouse money can buy. Step 4: Only use Skins of Ghouls or famous KZfaq PvPers. Step 5: Use a PvP Resource pack Step 6: Drink mountain dew an eat only doritos Step 7: Your username must consist of numbers and Xs to show people your mathematic PvP skills.

I'd also recommend being able to hotkey to at least your sword and ender pearls. If you get surprised or fall off, then using the scroll wheel to hold those items is definitely not going to work, especially since your panicking. You don't need to be able to hotkey to every single inventory slot, but being able to reliable pull out an ender pearls and sword when your panicking is very important

Pov: its 2024, its been 2 years since he died, you are rewatching all his content, complimenting his strategies, you love his content, you are laughing at his orphan jokes and are really really missing him. Techno Never Dies R . I . P

Calls him garbage Asks for a guide Seems Legit

0:30 ah so thats where skeppy got his intro.

I lost hope at when he said "Don't be a idiot"

The first video I ever watched. Sad to see him gone. Technoblade never dies 🕊🕊

This guide was actually helpful, I think I’m watching it wrong

ahhh the days before energix

I will always be grateful that you uploaded this video it actually helped me on skywars Rip bro 🖤

The first Technoblade video I ever saw... RIP

2:05 You get 4 wins to every loss technically, it's not a set base but instead how it compares to your losses.

I love the "subscribe nerds" lol

"get good", thank you, you changed my life technoblade

the person in the chat at 5:26 like 'plez notice me senpai'

Why is this the most cleanest enderpearl transition? 12:08

7:00 i thought he was talking about kids because i didn't pay attention.

“If skywars was all about PVP, do you really think that I would be winning so much?” *YES*

rest in peace Techno. we will always remember you

Technoblade: Show people how to speed bridge.. Also Technoblade: Ow.. The tree is blocking my dream

When your kit doesn't even make the list ;-;

technoblade is a truly a chad its sad we have lost him rest in peace techno

someone in 2024😢

"dont walk off the map by yourself" hey tom lets jump down together because technoblade said so!

its been 3 years... AND I Still haven't mastered this play style

I will still watch this. I will win skywars. I will get good. We love you Alex!

0:45 “Who plays normal?” *52 In Queue*

0:23 *Budderbacca24 will remember that...*

4:50 that dude emerged from the shadows and went back into the shadows

Rest In peace techno 😞

My first every video i watched of you. Rest easy Techno 🕊

Lmao "I mean, your garbage!"

Lol after this video, I got five kills in one game and then failed the enderpearl to the last guys island... Then I fell into the void ;_; Thats always great

I’m back on the first video I ever watched for you 🥺. We will miss you so mucchhh, you were basically the best part of my middle school years. You entertained me when nobody could on this platform. You were the only one that could do it all. 😔🕊

Who else raged in skywars, searched up how to win, found this video and got hooked? This was my first ever video man..

Lol I just realize after watching this for the 90th time that he typed Berry Allen instead of Barry Allen lol

I would like to point out that Skeppy was no where on that leaderboard.

"Turn up your volume to be able to hear the nerd behind you" The deaf people: And I took that personally

the first techno vid i watched. his personality hooked me

2016: Techno's Guide to Hypixel Skywars 2019: How to become a GOD at SKYWARS in THREE EASY STEPS! (EMOTIONAL) (EPIC) *I almost died*

Now as you can see- _ad plays_

"Im just some nerd to you" -objectively one of the best pvpers

“Just do the bridge thing” thank you technoblade, I’m now one of the best players in existence because of that one sentence

“Don’t be an idiot.” Oh, so I shouldn’t be playing this game?!

I got good At loosing

I would say this is one of the best guides out there for me, I do miss you Techno Rest In Peace

Person: Technoblade bad at pvp 2020 Technoblade: Are u sure about that

My guide: Step 1: QUICK LOOT Step 2: RUSH TO MID Step 3: GET ENDER PEARLS Step 4: WRECK EVERYONE BY BLOCK HITTING Step 5: WIN!!!!!!

What about for the people who don't have optifine and a 5000$ computers?

this probably the first techno vid i watched after dying continuously so i searched a guide didnt know he would end up becoming my escape from anxiety and depression i miss him so much

Technoblade: if it was really about pvp, do you think I’d be winning? *Technoblade becoming the best pvper a couple years later*

Techno should update this vid in 2019

3:21 Technoblade: You should give yourself a chance Also Technoblade: Proceeds to kill an innocent child... (he left the game salty LMAO)

Rest In Peace Alex. I’ll never forget

12:07 IDK WHY BUT WHEN HE TURNED AROUND IT WAS SO SMOOTH LIKE HE DIDNT EVEN TP

“I’m bad at pvp!” people: *proceeds to make the same genre of joke 50 times in the comments section*

Why did you rate armorer as bad? I use it a lot because on the chance that you don't get a chestplate or leggings it pretty much saves the game for you. The gold pants don't help a ton but they're still a 1.5 armor bar bonus over nothing, and if you don't get a chestplate you managed to get 2.5 armor bars you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Obviously it doesn't have much kit potential since all of your gear gets replaced, but you're not gonna get to a point where kit potential matters if you die in 3 crits. It's kinda how farmer gives the insurance pants, but armorer covers the chestplate as well (though admittedly both pieces are weaker)

These advises actually help, thanks Techno!

The best guide I've ever found 10/10 would watch another 15 times

my problem: *everyone has 827261717 eggs and 2726548 snowballs and the second i step on a bridge i fall. is it just me-*

Jesus can walk on water. Watermelons are 92% water. I can walk on watermelons. I am 92% Jesus.

This man has too much much power. Best roast ever LMFAO!!😂😂😂😂😂

Badabacca24 : *ask techno for a guide Badabacca24 : 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗲𝗱s 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗴𝗲

By the way, for everyone who's just finding this recently, most of Techno's tips may still apply today, but the meta's changed so much in terms of skill that now simple strategy just won't cut it anymore. Everybody's rushing hard and everybody's tryharding to a point of absolute insanity. Mid-rushing tactics are more precise than ever, and while it's still easy for those with experience, it's hardly the same as back then, when the game was easy. (especially with all the current perks)

Honestly techno's voice was so soothing in the first two and a half minutes I feel like I'm actually falling in love with him

the nostalgia hit me hard

5:28 "plez notice me senpai"