"Your son has started a zombie outbreak" "What did he really do?" "He brought an ant in the class."

"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself." By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player. Skywars players.

Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling. Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.

Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.

“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”

School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN Past Techno: what how Parents: yeah okay Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS

Techno “breaths”. Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries

Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.

Young techno: *breathes* School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school" Parents: "What did he really do?" School: He shared food with his classmate

May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him

We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"

technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡 techno now: a minecraft nerd

"Lots of character development" The character development: Perry grew taller.

First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect. RIP Technoblade never dies.

I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace

teacher: if you're getting bullied come see me also teacher: not my problem lmao

“Your son, he hacked into a US military base and nuked 5 countries.” “What did he actually do?” “He touched someone when playing tag”

“You can’t run away from all your problems. Not when they have enderpearls.” -Technoblade

Rest in peace technoblade you will never be forgotten, you were my childhood inspiration

“Your son poisoned the school lunch food” “What did he really do” “Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”

And he never posted again. We can only assume that the 8 year old girls got to him. He will be remembered. F in the chat.

Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.

Man, it's always hard to revisit these memories when you know that the legend has passed. May you now 1v1 god, rest easy techno.

Heccin school systems. One time I got in in trouble for saying "yea" as a response to a teacher.

As someone who was once an eight year old girl, I can confirm, they are absolute DEMONS.

“I’m going to barricade my room and hope they spare my life” -Technoblade 2017

I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!

Techno 4 years ago; you think I’m gonna fight a 8 year old girl? Techno now: I’ve fought many babies and they were tremendously easy to defeat

Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!” Techno’s Parents: “He did!?” Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”

still makes me laugh, thank you techno, we love you, all of us

“Can’t run away form your problems not when they have ender pearls” -Teachnoblade R.I.P We miss you.

"You can't run away from all of your problems when they have ender pearls" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

“They’re 1 foot tall” “I’m 12 times taller then them” So techno is 12 feet tall “I’m like 4 feet taller then them” Confirmed 8year old girls are 8 feet tall

Never watched Technoblade's videos until I found out from a friend that he had passed on. I am now binge watching his videos and feel a growing sense of loss. I may have never followed him when he was alive, but he truly was a hero. Rest in peace King, you will not be forgotten.

This is one of my favorites, hurts to watch it, but glad I have it to remember him.

Techno blade: “Can’t run away from all your problems... Notices that he is about to lock himself in his room to hide against the most feared people on earth... ... not when they have ender pearls”

"Technokid blew up the entire school" "What did he really do" "He looked at me funny when I said mineplex"

I came back to this video, its one of the funniest videos i remember from techno

We miss you so much tecno.... Also i just realized he said fortress of solitude at minute 2:23, like... Absolute legend not that i didn't know he was before that... Every time i watch his videos i feel like he's still between us.. Guiding us and making the world laugh... He truly was the greatest, so genuine and aware of the world he lived in... Smart, ironic, critical, amusing, inspiring... I miss him so much

Techno: accidentally steps on another kid’s foot The school: M U R D E R

8 year old boys: are 1' tall Technoblade: is 12x taller Technoblade: is 12' tall Technoblade: is 4' taller than 8 year old girls 8 year old girls: are 8' tall i should be a math teacher

He spent more time replicating the word “hey” than describing one of his by the sound of it best friends

"You can't run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls" -Technoblade 2017

School: Your son commited arson and burned down the entire school. Many lives were lost and we're on the verge of several lawsuits here Parents: What did he really do? School: Pretended to have fire powers while playing with his friends

The school : " Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip " His parents : " No what did he actually do " The school : " Like I said Your child set a nearby orphanage on fire during the school trip "

Good times! Rest in peace techno we will never forget you!🕊️

I discovered technoblade in January 2024. (I was late to the Minecraft game… and I’m an old millennial). Since then, I’ve been catching his videos whenever they pop up on my feed. This kid was a legend. How do you miss a guy that you hadn’t even heard of until after he was gone?

School: He burned down the school. Reality: He saw a cigarette on the ground during recess.

One time I got in trouble for "bullying" a kid because I was singing the same song as him and he told the teacher I was "copying him"

lol the beginging tho, when he was like "I'm just gonna baracade myself in my room and hope they spare me" and the stuff like that just had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

techno then : fighting 8 year old techno now : fighting GOD

In second grade i once fell at school and when the teacher came in instead of helping me he punished me for CRAWLING even though the whole class was denying it he just shouted and said:"NO, There is no way that happened". He didnt teach us anymore in third grade

"Your son was having a terrible tantrum on the floor and proceded to stab everyone in sight with a sharp object" "What did he actually do?" "He picked up a pencil from the floor"

“You can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have enderpearls” -Technoblade

Your videos are the only thing keeping me sane right now. You will always be in our hearts.

Alternate title: Technoblade talks about 8 year old girls and how he can easily throw kids

I got suspended in high school because I laughed at a kid when he threatened me. The kid proceeded to hit me me in the face (i never hit back) and the school said i instigated the "fight".

“You can’t run away from all your problems, when they have ender pearls” -Technoblade, 2017

I always loved watching these old Skywars/Bedwars commentary videos where techno talks about his life, and beats up children and nerds with funny strategies, like how he made elaborate plans to kill two campers in bedwars, and when he made a house in skywars to destroy nerds. RIP

*Tickles friend* School: ThAtS aSsAuLt

A website was blocked on my schools wifi. I tried to get to the form to get it unblocked, but, as it turns out, the website with the form is blocked.

watching this after the news....rest in peace.

This man is a legend rest in peace

America is so messed up, I used to doodle on all my tests after I completed them and in like 2nd or 3rd grade one of my teachers used to send me to the principal’s office cause there was a tree on the side of my paper

young technoblade: laughs at a joke elementary school teachers: he caused WWIII

"You cant run away from all your problems. Now when they have enderpearls" That's so true Also Rest In Peace Techno

Who else is watching throwback videos after hearing the news😭

Group of 8 year olds: We will beat you up Techno: *Yeet the Children*

"Your son kidnapped 12 children and is holding them hostage on the school’s roof and his demand in 1 Million dollars” “What did he actually do?” "A noodle from his spaghetti at lunch fell off the fork and on the ground"

13:11 it's a school think they punish you for fighting back

Rest In Peace Technoblade this is one of the first videos I ever watched on your channel even if you can’t read comments I will remember his channel as long as I can

“Can’t run away from all your problems, not when they have ender pearls” -Techno Tzu

Why are schools so dumb I was jumped by 4 kids and apparently I jumped the kids? That is what the kids said. And now i have to get the police involved. Hey I just want to thank everyone who has been supportive and sharing there stories. I can't thank you all enough.

Rest easy.

I’ve been rewatching techno videos recently farewell techno well miss you

When I was in fourth grade my friend made a "proxy server", that let us play games in school. You see, the school put an addon to are browsers that we couldn't take off, so there was no way of us getting to our favorite .io games and stuff. So this fourth-grade child literally programmed a kind of hub, where we could all go and play our games. So we played these games all through fourth grade, and it was all fine... Until we went to fifth grade. So literally in the first week of school, we were called to the principle's office. He rambled about some stuff like "You could have let a virus on to the school computers blah blah blah." I think kids should actually be praised, or at least not screamed at for PROGRAMMING A PROXY SERVER AT 9 YEARS OLD. It's like the schools were just mad that kid was smarter than the district. Anyway, we were all almost suspended for 3 days and got the computers taken away for the rest of the year.

True story: When I was in 5th grade, I read ahead of everyone else in the book we were supposed to read in class and then the teacher saw me and said that i had to fill out a sheet that says what i did wrong and when i BREATHED OUT she said THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SIGH and sent me to the principals office.

Rip techno , hope u rest in peace.

Principal : he is drop kicking innocent children ! Parents : what did he really do? Principal : I just told you Techno : iT waS sELf deFEnCe

"your son brought bleach into school to try and poison his friend" "What did he really do" "He gave some of his food to his friend"

Teacher to Perry was like: how dare you get bullied! Thats a 1 week suspension for you young man!

Ah the joy this man brought to the world.

this was the first technoblade video i watched, rest in peace

Teacher: HE SHOT FOUR KIDS AND IS HOLDING 12 HOSTAGE IN A BANK THAT HE WAS ROBBING WHILE IN A SHOT OFF WITH THE COPS Parents: What did he really do Teacher: He dribbled the ball after recess ended

I remember my friend in elementary was categorized by our teachers as a bully (even tho he was the one getting bullied) and pretty much got blamed for anything that goes wrong in our school and one time he even got so injured he couldn't use his legs for a solid hour cos some girl pushed him in a fish pond full of bugs and had to get carried everywhere and he still got called the bully in the situation so the parents got wind of this and basically yelled at the principal and switched schools the next year. Years later i found out the principal basically told his mom that they thought he looked like a thug and he didn't get good grades that's why they kept hating on him. So elementary for buff looking kids must suck alot

Even after his tragic death I still watch this video at-least once every 3 months.

I once had this teacher who would be like: “if anyone’s being mean to you, I’m here to help” but when someone said: “___ called me dumb” (or something like that) she would just say: “don’t be a telltale”

"Your son blew up 10 doors" "What did he really do" "He walked slightly fast in the halls"

Rest In Peace Technoblade

The school: Your son is an extremist The parents: How? How is *he* an extremist The school: He helped his classmates

Legend has it that technoblade is still barricaded in his room in fear of the 8 year olds. edit: why is everyone liking this, I regret this comment it's so badly worded

Techno is the most feared in the dream smp but he is scared of 8 year olds to the point that he barricades himself in a room

You will be missed Techno ❤️❤️❤️

My school was sometimes like this. They say your gone, but you will never truly die

"Your son brought a gun to school and then pulled it on his teacher!" "What did he really do?" "He did finger guns at the teacher cause he made a joke"

This reminded me of the good old days in kindergarden when we would tell on a friend that pushed somebody and they would hide like he was on FBI’s Most Wanted list

It’s crazy because teachers like that have actually RUINED my life

Rest in heaven my blood god

As a person with a younger sister, I can confirm everything he said about 8 year old girls