Ted Cruz TERRIFIED Of Lesbian Toys

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The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

2 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz complains about lesbian toys in the new Disney movie. The Majority Report crew discuss how Republicans can no longer talk about banning same-sex love or marriage, but if they could, they would. The MR crew also talk about how this generates electoral benefits for Republicans.
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Here's Ted Cruz on with Michael Knowles and I will tell you something, I did this is we are back to where we were in the early 2000s where the Republican party and we've said this many times all the grooming stories. They'll say trans or they'll say you know they'll say transvestites or they'll say transgender but make no mistake about it they are revisiting the homophobia of those early 2000s. They don't you know like somebody who's transphobic.

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@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed this isn’t about Ted’s fear of being pegged.
@kietay
@kietay 2 жыл бұрын
“Fear”
@kellyalves756
@kellyalves756 2 жыл бұрын
You are not alone. I was expecting that Ted just learned about the existence of Good Vibrations.
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 2 жыл бұрын
It _IS._ 😝🤣
@JoshuaWillis89
@JoshuaWillis89 2 жыл бұрын
@Estrogen Fury Christians fear God, whom they claim to love
@nathanielchieffallo4273
@nathanielchieffallo4273 2 жыл бұрын
@@kietay *fear of enjoying it
@ricardoalfonso6821
@ricardoalfonso6821 2 жыл бұрын
Only Ted Cruz would hear that a Disney movie has two women pecking each other on the cheek, and then immediately launch into a rant about the genitalia of children’s toys and a cartoon mouse having sex with his dog. The rest of us would just watch the movie like emotionally-stable human beings.
@Summer_ant
@Summer_ant 2 жыл бұрын
Is that seriously the reason for his mental breakdown?
@leothenomad5675
@leothenomad5675 2 жыл бұрын
What!? A peck on the cheek? Please tell me their not getting this worked up over a peck on the cheek.
@DavidMcFarner
@DavidMcFarner 2 жыл бұрын
He’s a sick puppy.
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 2 жыл бұрын
THIS!!
@KasaresStern
@KasaresStern 2 жыл бұрын
@@leothenomad5675 Oh, my sweet, SWEET summer child... Do you really think they wouldn't throw a hissy fit for something inconsequential? Republicans? Getting their panties in a tizzy for the most suculent nothingburger in the planet? That's preposterous! Please, somebody, anyone, end me... This timeline is not one i want to be involved with.
@itsmealex8959
@itsmealex8959 2 жыл бұрын
I misinterpreted what "lesbian toys" meant in the description, yet I still feel like it's true.
@johnnytwotimes7854
@johnnytwotimes7854 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao your interpretation is probably more true, but less pathetic
@flashthompson6566
@flashthompson6566 2 жыл бұрын
Texas does have a dildo limit. Magazine capacity limit? Nay! To protect children we need a dildo limit!
@oliviaann9946
@oliviaann9946 2 жыл бұрын
same. disappointed.
@susim4503
@susim4503 2 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@chrisharris1522
@chrisharris1522 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah somehow I don't think he is afraid of those toys, in fact joining the dots it appears he and Margarine Green have probably been putting those to good use. Oh yeah were aren't supposed to mention those get-togethers, remember what happened to poor Maddie Cawthorn
@joerafferty3248
@joerafferty3248 2 жыл бұрын
"Last time I checked, toys are kind of androgynous" Someone needs to keep Cruz away from the toy stores in Texas.
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 жыл бұрын
They don't have toy stores in Texass. Just chastity belts and bibles in the sex shops.
@AzafTazarden
@AzafTazarden 2 жыл бұрын
Androgynous does even mean what he tried to say, he plays the ignorant part really well
@ProletariatPrince
@ProletariatPrince 2 жыл бұрын
@@outlawbillionairez9780 Idk man cb's are rather costly and highly specific/specialized fetish items typically designed by hand by people who love wearing them perhaps a little too much... Seems a bit too sexy for Ted.
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 2 жыл бұрын
*Toy store owner:* Sir, what are you doing? *Cruz:* I'm checking the genitals of the toys! It's been way too long since last time.
@joerafferty3248
@joerafferty3248 2 жыл бұрын
@@smaakjeks Toy store owner: (over speaker) 'Would the man in the Toy Story aisle please stop comparing the genitals of Buzz Lightyear and Bo Peep'.
@DrunqRussian
@DrunqRussian 2 жыл бұрын
I'll be totally honest this was not the "lesbian toys" I had in mind but I'm sure Ted Cruz would be afraid of THOSE too..
@Ty_Neadik
@Ty_Neadik 2 жыл бұрын
"Ken's wife is ugly"
@cathyosbourne6986
@cathyosbourne6986 2 жыл бұрын
Cruz tried to pass a law against sex toys.
@Filbator
@Filbator 2 жыл бұрын
I DEFINITELY misunderstood the title of this video...
@flashthompson6566
@flashthompson6566 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Texas does have a dildo limit...
@dalesprague5500
@dalesprague5500 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't we all?
@Sekhubara
@Sekhubara 2 жыл бұрын
Cancun Cruz: "The last time I checked, toys had no gender" Also Cancruz: "The Left is trying to erase the gender of Mr. Potato Head!"
@bryanweimer7381
@bryanweimer7381 2 жыл бұрын
For a moment I thought Ted was trying to ban dildos again when I saw the title.
@ExtremeMadnessX
@ExtremeMadnessX 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but also dildos aren't just for lesbians.
@adamc3718
@adamc3718 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, again?
@waaaahhh5869
@waaaahhh5869 2 жыл бұрын
​@@adamc3718 yep, can't own more than six I believe
@ArisaemaTriphyllum
@ArisaemaTriphyllum 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂 I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers that.
@bryanweimer7381
@bryanweimer7381 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamc3718I believe it was when he was texas AG. He argued in favor of banning the sale of sex toys.
@numberonedad
@numberonedad 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ted Cruz wants to see Minnie and Mickey "going at it" I guess.
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 2 жыл бұрын
"Lesbian toys"? The Buzz Lightyear movie isn't even about toys. I thought he was going to be upset about lesbian sex toys, which is dumb enough, but this is worse!
@teganbouchard3992
@teganbouchard3992 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I was so interested in this “lesbian toy”. Nope, just typical right wing grifting.
@cosmosofinfinity
@cosmosofinfinity 2 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Ted Cruz to run his mouth and have strong opinions on things he knows nothing about
@kylerobb8066
@kylerobb8066 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that in texas it's literally illegal to own more than 6 sex toys? Fun fact of the day for ya.
@Vereid
@Vereid 2 жыл бұрын
Oh you can’t be ser……. Okay I just googled, you’re serious. What the hell, lmao…..
@CrowManyClouds
@CrowManyClouds 2 жыл бұрын
For definitions of _sex toys_ that do not include firearms of course.
@ArisaemaTriphyllum
@ArisaemaTriphyllum 2 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is why did they settle on 6? They think each new dildo their wives purchase grows another inch? 😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Gun-shaped dildos or dildo-shaped guns would really confuse them!
@flashthompson6566
@flashthompson6566 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vereid don't forget that Texas still has "sodomy" (anti-gay laws) on the books. They're not allowed to enforce it, but it's still in the books, just waiting for a judge to allow them to enforce it again...
@Kite403
@Kite403 2 жыл бұрын
It's rather telling that Mr. Raphael Cruz essentially praises the countries that have banned the Lightyear movie based on some minor characters' family life. What a bunch of cowardly men, being threatened by -animated lesbians- !
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 2 жыл бұрын
They can't have women knowing they have options or none of those pathetic weak men would get married, or as they see it "living slaves that owe them sex"
@DRChupacabrah
@DRChupacabrah 2 жыл бұрын
of course he goes to the daily wire to do his griping, to a bunch of bitter, failed Hollywood washouts.
@AzafTazarden
@AzafTazarden 2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious when right wingers, who supposedly defend freedom of speech, are in favor of censorship when it comes to anything they hate.
@nathanielchieffallo4273
@nathanielchieffallo4273 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedissidentright9490 because the only thing he likes about China is their censorship.
@angelainamarie9656
@angelainamarie9656 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedissidentright9490 well it's telling that he's a shriveled little man who is terrified of things he doesn't understand. As are most conservative man to be honest
@RoccosVideos
@RoccosVideos 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be a different type of lesbian toys. Lol 🤣😂
@ToxicAudri
@ToxicAudri 2 жыл бұрын
Raphael likes those toys his wife uses them on him all the time.
@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 2 жыл бұрын
those aren't even lesbian either...
@cimex7492
@cimex7492 2 жыл бұрын
He as a man quite enjoys the strapon so dont get confused.
@ArisaemaTriphyllum
@ArisaemaTriphyllum 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing too because Ted Cruz has actually supported a dildo ban in Texas. As it is - They actually have a law that limits ppl to 6 sex toys 😂😂😂😂
@ArisaemaTriphyllum
@ArisaemaTriphyllum 2 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up because WHY SIX? I don't get it. They think the dildos get bigger with each purchase?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Lesbian toys can only go so far, so “infinity and beyond” is physically impossible. 😂
@Ty_Neadik
@Ty_Neadik 2 жыл бұрын
"Ken's wife is fugly"
@SgtWicket
@SgtWicket 2 жыл бұрын
I try to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to politics, but when Ted Cruz can spit and cry about "woke Disney" and his voters continue to take him seriously and pretend that these are real issues, I can't see them as anything but rubes.
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 2 жыл бұрын
I really can't imagine how fucking stupid people are to think any of this shit is even remotely important.
@blankspace6367
@blankspace6367 2 жыл бұрын
the right is full of rubes, such as Marco RUBE-io or Dave RUBE-in
@whiteybears9520
@whiteybears9520 2 жыл бұрын
👆 What’s it like being a grown man having to act like you care about anything Disney???
@leothenomad5675
@leothenomad5675 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedissidentright9490 Didn't understand SgtWicket's post did you? Sarge is saying that the fact that Cruz's voters think this " wokness" idiocy is a real issue proves that they are rubes. Ironically your "read a poll" comment just reinforces Sarge's point.
@moneymike5549
@moneymike5549 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedissidentright9490 your mother reads polls
@savagebrie
@savagebrie 2 жыл бұрын
Was there ever a time an in politics when Republicans didn't just get away with everything they did without consequences? That was a serious question. It must be nice for them to never be held accountable for anything they ever do or say.
@BenedictMHolland
@BenedictMHolland 2 жыл бұрын
No. There wasn't. The grand dragon of the KKK Georgia chapter was the head of the GBI for decades. It's a feature, not a bug.
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t tell if Ted’s afraid of Raya/She-Ra toys or something kinkier. Either way it’s so sad.
@dsr0116
@dsr0116 2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the first time Ted has been hyper focused on sex toys.
@tommydevine9993
@tommydevine9993 2 жыл бұрын
No, you're getting confused with his "stepmom p0rn" phase from a few years ago 🤣
@leothenomad5675
@leothenomad5675 2 жыл бұрын
@@tommydevine9993 dsr0116 is probably referring to Cruz's pushing of Texas penal code 43.23 subsection F which makes it illegal in Texas to own more than 5 sex toys.
@dsr0116
@dsr0116 2 жыл бұрын
@@tommydevine9993 No, before that as TX state attorney he argued against sex toys because there isn’t a Constitutional right “to stimulate one’s genitals.”
@chrisester2910
@chrisester2910 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that the animated characters in Lightyear are supposed to be real people that are depicted as toys because they're heroes.
@occamsaturn
@occamsaturn 2 жыл бұрын
they're 100% not toys in this movie lol
@DaviniaHill
@DaviniaHill 2 жыл бұрын
That is correct.
@seanm2511
@seanm2511 2 жыл бұрын
This is great. As Rafael Cruz rightly points out, cartoon characters with genitalia and vibrators are the greatest issues of out times.
@stevenshipway9033
@stevenshipway9033 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz REALLY wants to see mickey and pluto going at it, just go to rule 34 my dude.
@SHARKAST1C
@SHARKAST1C 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going on a show to talk about the crotches of childrens toys and pretending like you aren't the creepiest creepy creeper on the planet.
@sheelfjohnson
@sheelfjohnson 2 жыл бұрын
My creepometer goes off every time I see T.C. Something big is going to come out about this dude someday.
@TheBayFoto
@TheBayFoto 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz spends more time doing his podcast than his job.
@dallincarter8387
@dallincarter8387 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz has a job?
@fdub301
@fdub301 2 жыл бұрын
Anybody remember when Republicans were breaking about trump being the first president to enter office with pro gay marriage views? I feel like it wasn't that long ago
@soulknife20
@soulknife20 2 жыл бұрын
Then Trump changed positions to cater to his base
@angelainamarie9656
@angelainamarie9656 2 жыл бұрын
Well they'll still shit out of one side of their mouths their Donald Trump like got the most African-Americans employeed or some absolute nonsense like that while completely ignoring the massive racism and brutality of his regime.
@tenkenroo
@tenkenroo 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure this guy really wants to get pegged
@dustinmurphy7743
@dustinmurphy7743 2 жыл бұрын
This is far more tame than I initially thought coming into this 🤷🏻‍♂️. I thought Ted Cruz stumbled into Adam and Eve had a mental breakdown or something.
@jameshough4788
@jameshough4788 2 жыл бұрын
Ummm... MR. POTATO HEAD!?!? Are the right completely forgetting that whole saga?!
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. And Dr. Seuss. Because private companies making business decisions are liberal propaganda. LMFAO 😂😂
@Mae_Dastardly
@Mae_Dastardly 2 жыл бұрын
Damn im too early to fuck with the trolls
@monorail4252
@monorail4252 2 жыл бұрын
Can we revisit why "catcher in the rye" was banned?
@genevievemccluer7503
@genevievemccluer7503 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't they not even toys in this movie?
@burroughs334
@burroughs334 2 жыл бұрын
Taking on the important issues. Jesus Christ... Ted's beard is androgynous.
@ironickrempt
@ironickrempt 2 жыл бұрын
I know Ted isn’t the brightest light but… tf was even his point with at least half of that lmao
@zimmicks3170
@zimmicks3170 2 жыл бұрын
We're back to where we were in the 2000s...how much farther back can we go? Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "infinity and beyond!"
@sandeepghoshal6503
@sandeepghoshal6503 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should ask ted cruz if all toys are androgenous then why was he and his party so obsessed about Mr.Potato being potato head
@luna-p
@luna-p 2 жыл бұрын
Good question. Twitter it at him.
@rustyshackleford735
@rustyshackleford735 2 жыл бұрын
The way Ted Cruz rubs his beard only adds to his grossness.
@tinstrings6312
@tinstrings6312 2 жыл бұрын
The characters in the new Buzz Lightyear movie aren't toys, though. They're supposed to be real, flesh and blood people.
@EpwnaExeter
@EpwnaExeter 2 жыл бұрын
You really expect Ted Cruz to watch the movie he's complaining about!?! /s. Seriously though you are correct but Ted would still complain about the representation of LGBT in a kids movie because it's "inappropriate" and "grooming". His terrible arguments time and time again are weak and just move the goalpost because he is homophobic.
@alterego6075
@alterego6075 2 жыл бұрын
He only understands villain character arcs.
@berjanbeen7188
@berjanbeen7188 2 жыл бұрын
@@alterego6075 That reminds me of Alex Jones. He's such a nerd while pretending not to be one, but he's so focused on the bad guys.
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 жыл бұрын
Ted said something like that last night. At least I think he did. Hard to understand him with the ball gag in his mouth. It came with the "Gimp" outfit.
@ameerhamid89
@ameerhamid89 2 жыл бұрын
"Who's Ted?" "Ted's dead, baby . . . Ted's dead."
@outlawbillionairez9780
@outlawbillionairez9780 2 жыл бұрын
@@ameerhamid89 ... 👉 Perfect 👈 😅
@blakewalker84120
@blakewalker84120 2 жыл бұрын
It's not "lesbian toys". They are people in this movie. The premise of this movie is that it's a movie about people, not toys. The people in this movie inspired the toys that kids played with in the other movies. So he's really pissed off about lesbians but he doesn't even know what he's talking about when he calls them toys. Stupid either way, but being so wrong at the time he's being so wrong is extra stupid.
@johnsonsandra8069
@johnsonsandra8069 2 жыл бұрын
You have to ask yourself with WHY these republicans are SO obsessed with genitalia. And pushing the sexualization of children it's quite DISTURBING
@TheDraven81
@TheDraven81 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, Ted Cruz’ face needs to come prefaced with a warning.
@saga685
@saga685 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I thought you meant the _other_ lesbian toys. Wouldn't put it past Ted to be outraged over those too, though...
@InternetMameluq
@InternetMameluq 2 жыл бұрын
3:20: That's not true, Barbie is an independent, developed person that Cruz find emasculating.
@chrisharris1522
@chrisharris1522 2 жыл бұрын
It is interesting he knows what genitalia Barbie does have, did she try to join his daughters Lacrosse team?
@alterego6075
@alterego6075 2 жыл бұрын
Probably why he ordered the Boobert lol
@RexxyRobin
@RexxyRobin 2 жыл бұрын
I wish these ghouls would ever ACTUALLY think of the children. It must be so horrible for a seven year old who realizes she likes girls, to notice this kind of stuff going on in the country...
@xxkildarxx
@xxkildarxx 2 жыл бұрын
But what about the child's eternal soul. Religion gives them all the excuses they need to drive their kid to suicide or a life of self hate. Great thing is they can just blame it on someone else when it happens.
@robertshonk518
@robertshonk518 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly three years ago the writer James Kirchick (author of "Secret City", the brilliant new history of gay Washington D.C.) wrote an article in The Atlantic titled "The Struggle For Gay Rights is Over". Subtitle: "For those born into a form of adversity, sometimes the hardest thing to do is admitting that they’ve won." He's right that the left has trouble acknowledging victories. But in light of recent developments, I think he may want to revise his opinions.
@sheelfjohnson
@sheelfjohnson 2 жыл бұрын
He should have known there is always a backlash after any of our victories, as there was in response to civil rights and women's rights progress, the election of a Black president, gay marriage etc.
@tommiddlebrook1500
@tommiddlebrook1500 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@EndeavorsDnB
@EndeavorsDnB 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so, so, sooooooo painful 😖
@annepascoe3029
@annepascoe3029 2 жыл бұрын
These people are unbelievable they really are.
@kmalone131
@kmalone131 2 жыл бұрын
Was not planning to see lightyear in theaters. But now...
@briartreecross
@briartreecross 2 жыл бұрын
From upset about Potato Head to upset that two toys with a backstory
@keel0611
@keel0611 2 жыл бұрын
oh boy, i interpreted the term "lesbian toys" in a whole different way...
@armyboy0579
@armyboy0579 2 жыл бұрын
Lesbian toys didn't kill 19 children and two teachers!
@headfangs
@headfangs 2 жыл бұрын
the most offensive part of this segment is Ted Cruz trying to deliver his hacky stand-up routine, Jesus Christ that "to infinity and beyond" bit was cringe af. Especially when the phrase "lesbian toys" opens itself up to much better jokes!! "You know, when I think of lesbian toys, that's not what I picture" like come on, it's right there.
@chrisharris1522
@chrisharris1522 2 жыл бұрын
I would just like to point out that infinity does also go in the other direction, just for clarification
@it-s-a-mystery
@it-s-a-mystery 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how this is still acceptable. These people need to be lined up, I don't even care. The the scale of their bigotry is terrorism.
@raunetteelkins8698
@raunetteelkins8698 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you meant a different kind of lesbian toys. I love he said they want to be repressive like the Middle East & Asia. Saying the quiet part loud as hell.
@stevesmith291
@stevesmith291 2 жыл бұрын
According to the press release, the movie Lightyear isn't about the toy Buzz Lightyear that was featured in the movie Toy Story and its sequels. In the world of Toy Story, the Buzz Lightyear doll was movie merch based on Andy's favorite movie, and the new movie Lightyear is that movie. So the Buzz Lightyear in the movie isn't a toy, and neither are the other characters in the movie, including the ones that are said to be lesbians. It's not lesbian toys but lesbian cartoon characters. I haven't seen the film, so I don't know how strongly these characters are coded as lesbians. History suggests, not too strongly.
@flashthompson6566
@flashthompson6566 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen anything about the Lightyear movie, but I didn't think it was about the toys, I thought it was like the in-universe TV show or movie or whatever that was the basis for the toys in Toy Story.
@occamsaturn
@occamsaturn 2 жыл бұрын
100% this
@berjanbeen7188
@berjanbeen7188 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That's what I thought based on what I'd seen so far.
@OpiatesAndTits
@OpiatesAndTits 2 жыл бұрын
Okay when the title said “lesbian toys” I thought about something a little different.
@googlyeyedcat
@googlyeyedcat 2 жыл бұрын
Lol,me too.
@a.j.hernandez3537
@a.j.hernandez3537 2 жыл бұрын
Lesbian toy? It's not a Toy Story movie. Hawthorne is a lesbian Space Ranger.
@ChaoticAnswers
@ChaoticAnswers 2 жыл бұрын
"god can you make the most punchable face in the world?" God - "I've actually been working on a project called ted Cruz"
@ixiladams4275
@ixiladams4275 2 жыл бұрын
You could blink and miss the lesbians in this film. It changed nothing in the story.
@MrSimonsays2592
@MrSimonsays2592 2 жыл бұрын
Lightyear isn't even about the toys! Lol
@Dvill1
@Dvill1 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz: *Abandons his state during a weather emergency to go on vacation in Cancun* Also Ted Cruz: But what about the animated lesbians?
@Junksaint
@Junksaint 2 жыл бұрын
He wanted to make them illegal...
@namjoonie936
@namjoonie936 2 жыл бұрын
ken definitely never stopped my barbies from being the biggest lesbians 😂
@thewantedemceesmitchfreeze6638
@thewantedemceesmitchfreeze6638 2 жыл бұрын
Who flew on the Lolita Express to Epstein’s Island? 🤔 ✈️ 🏝
@goodbher9244
@goodbher9244 2 жыл бұрын
Trump was named by Epstein's pilot as having been flown to pedo island.
@moneymike5549
@moneymike5549 2 жыл бұрын
Likely trump lol
@thewantedemceesmitchfreeze6638
@thewantedemceesmitchfreeze6638 2 жыл бұрын
@@moneymike5549 Bill Gates, Kevin Spacey, Prince Andrew, Alan Dershowitz, Naomi Campbell, Chris Tucker, Bill Clinton, Will Smith, Bill Murray, and many more..
@moneymike5549
@moneymike5549 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewantedemceesmitchfreeze6638 your list is longer but no less vile lol
@acidspitpanda
@acidspitpanda 2 жыл бұрын
“lesbian toys” made me think of something else lol
@lewislovelord8977
@lewislovelord8977 2 жыл бұрын
😂 They trolled us
@wtf2203
@wtf2203 2 жыл бұрын
He must have had a really bad experience playing with some.
@RyanCoomer
@RyanCoomer 2 жыл бұрын
After collage I landed a job as head archatech and I building stuff but the stuff I build kept falling over or braking so I started to be superstitious an ended up hiding dry aged beef products inside the walls of the buildings and since then no buildin I have builded has fallen
@l0nedrow427
@l0nedrow427 2 жыл бұрын
You are goodest buildinger
@threedogzz
@threedogzz 2 жыл бұрын
Try ded cats. you will be so hapy and rich!
@RyanCoomer
@RyanCoomer 2 жыл бұрын
@@l0nedrow427 thank
@rickypen
@rickypen 2 жыл бұрын
If you spend your days whining about how much you disagree with the middle east on everything. And then all the sudden find yourself agreeing with them on movie censorship....thats SHOULD make you stop and go hmmmmm
@suzanneh708
@suzanneh708 2 жыл бұрын
He practiced that line “infinity and beyond” in front of the mirror.
@davidoldham3440
@davidoldham3440 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz just got Felsted by Micheal Knowles.
@chrisharris1522
@chrisharris1522 2 жыл бұрын
Its a wild twist that the Republican party advocates taking its cultural cues from Chiiiiinnnnnnnaaaaaa
@tommydevine9993
@tommydevine9993 2 жыл бұрын
Not really... All their anti-China stuff is based purely on deflection and projection. It's actually the only logical thing to expect if you think about it...
@chrisharris1522
@chrisharris1522 2 жыл бұрын
@@tommydevine9993 I was being sarcastic, despite the horrific human rights record of the current Chinese regime there are no countries that I am aware of that do not want to do business with China, we all see the fall out economically of cutting trade with a comparatively small economy such as Russia, imagine the impact if this was done with a behemoth such as China or dare I say it, the USA. This is just never going to happen.
@austinman1712
@austinman1712 2 жыл бұрын
Not the lesbian toys I thought this was going to touch on.
@lightningfirst689
@lightningfirst689 2 жыл бұрын
3:59 Shopping on the what, Ted? Please finish that sentence.
@edricaldones9639
@edricaldones9639 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there's still some of Jim Jones' kool-aid left. Republicans should drink it.
@spotthedogg
@spotthedogg 2 жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if the Republican party should be abolished for the good of the American people
@madnezz1961
@madnezz1961 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz is checking toys for genetalia
@paradisehempfarm9860
@paradisehempfarm9860 2 жыл бұрын
Best segment title ever
@Stacy55ish
@Stacy55ish 2 жыл бұрын
What happened to republican lawmakers? They've gone completely bonkers.
@mirafloyd5756
@mirafloyd5756 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so offended by a peck on the cheek. Why on earth is he Eden bringing up toys genitals or lack thereof?
@carriedulaney2191
@carriedulaney2191 2 жыл бұрын
2000’s and the 90’s which honestly terrifies me.
@JoshuaWillis89
@JoshuaWillis89 2 жыл бұрын
All this over two inconsequential characters from a movie that’s just a shameless cash grab.
@bbqseitan7106
@bbqseitan7106 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the title was referring to other kinds of toys
@Cygnus888
@Cygnus888 2 жыл бұрын
What Cancun Cruz didn't get is that this animation is not about toys, but about the inspiration for the toys... And he didn't get it, because he or his outrage team didn't bother looking up even the basic description of the animation.
@zebrastreet9993
@zebrastreet9993 2 жыл бұрын
No one is convincing me Michael Knowles isn’t a closeted homosexual
@1101Archimedes
@1101Archimedes 2 жыл бұрын
You know that fable about the old, presumably well-traveled fish who asks a young fish what they think of the water, when the young fish hasn't even learned what water is yet, doesn't realize that they've spent their whole life swimming through such a substance, and has no idea how to describe the specific water they're living in in relation to other types of water? I feel like the marks who listen to people like Ted Cruz have a similar understanding of their heterosexuality to the young fish's understanding of water: they have plenty of hands-on experience with it, yes, but they've gone so long without questioning what it is or how it could be different that they don't tend to notice when it's present, only when it's missing. Barbie and Ken are a "normal" couple. Nothing confusing about that, so it's fine for the whole family. Alisha and her wife? Abnormal. Alien. Abhorrent. It forces me to acknowledge that people have sexuality, and kids shouldn't be exposed to that. Like a fish out of water, someone who thinks the way Ted Cruz wants them to think can scarcely fathom that another living creature could be safe, much less healthy, living outside of what's "normal," so raising a child in that milieu is out of the question. Unlike an anthropomorphic fish youth, it can take them years if not the rest of their life to give up what they think they know.
@BionicV
@BionicV 2 жыл бұрын
We're back to where we are but with more dangerously violent people who are willing to carry out terrible acts because it's what their party wants. 3 houses were just burned down here in Baltimore when someone set a pride flag on fire
@dudeist_priest
@dudeist_priest 2 жыл бұрын
Not what I thought the conversation was going to be about, given the title of the clip 😅
@ryanmcgoldrick8499
@ryanmcgoldrick8499 2 жыл бұрын
“Here’s Ted Cruz” one of the most frightening statements known to man
@hjpapow
@hjpapow 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz *is* an anti-meme. 🤣
@CCJJ160Channels
@CCJJ160Channels 2 жыл бұрын
They have the Supreme Court now to work their way back
@christopherbrzezinski1743
@christopherbrzezinski1743 2 жыл бұрын
I assumed that Cruz was going to be talking about Buzz and Woody a little more in depth but then again what do I know.
@carlavandermeer9732
@carlavandermeer9732 2 жыл бұрын
Should someone tell Ted about Bert and Ernie? It would blow his mind.
@beans1557
@beans1557 2 жыл бұрын
I was born in the early 2000’s and holy fuck I HEARD that it was bad but I never thought I’m my life I would see such blatant hatred. Happy Pride y’all, be proud.
@dalton2739
@dalton2739 2 жыл бұрын
Remember the time they accidentally modeled a Ken doll after gay guys in clubs and it became the best selling Ken doll of all time in a matter of like a few months? Lmao
@bodgerdavesumner
@bodgerdavesumner 2 жыл бұрын
Is there really a cartoon where animated characters are copulating? NO!
@AdmiralBison
@AdmiralBison 2 жыл бұрын
Progressives/Socialists in the community run for office and voters vote out Ted Cruz already. Continue to vet/vote in more Progressives and Socialists so legislative action can be done.
@bohem5568
@bohem5568 2 жыл бұрын
LOL,. to be honest, even as a little kid I thought KEN was supposed to be gay.
@DavidMcFarner
@DavidMcFarner 2 жыл бұрын
SOOO tired of Ted’s little fears and confusion.
@EmiE91
@EmiE91 2 жыл бұрын
But... They're characters.... they're not toys... this is not Toy Story, it's the movie than the Buzz came from....
@truegrit2060
@truegrit2060 2 жыл бұрын
(3:02) You're complaining about an off-branching joke.🤣
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