"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please. Please assume the position. Numbness will subside in several minutes."

I require more videos in the Terrible Old Games series.

6:05 "Some kind of demonic ventriloquism act" BRILLIANT!

Oh man, the 90's were a crazy time for wrestling. All I remember are Slim Jims... *SLIM JIMS EVERYWHERE.*

The ironic thing is Sculptured Software went on to make nearly all future WWF games for Acclaim (including Wrestlemania: Steel Cage Challenge on the NES and Rage in the Cage on the Mega CD) until Acclaim lost the WWF license in 2000. They also made the much hated SNES port of Mortal Kombat and "angry reviewer" favourite, Captain Novolin.

Yes, this is a wrestling game. You've got to wrestle with the damn controls to play.

OH MY GOD ASHENS HAS MADE A NEW "TERRIBLE OLD GAMES"!! Who knows what he's capable of bringing back next?! A new Noseybonk? A new Back Space? A new Tech Dump? A new Magic Meadow? *A new Tufty the Squirrel?!* He's a madman and cannot be stopped!

Incredible! They made a game that's both impossibly hard and painfully easy! They certainly were the Master of Tronics.

Hell yeah, love these. The intro is goddamn amazing.

Oh man I remember when I was a kid Mick Hucknall was my favourite wrestler, I remember crying when Roddy Piper beat him for the WWF title at Wrestlemania 3.

"Green Karl Pilkington." I lost it. Sold gold.

Haven't said it out loud before, but this has to be the COOLEST f*cking intro to ANY youtube video... hell, to any video, really... ASHENS YOU ARE THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps the best way to win a cage match is to have a little kid sing nursery rhymes with a voice modulator. Great if you want to psyche your opponent out and negate the idea of a cage match in one go.

This opening is so epic I keep re-watching the video just for it every once in a while.

Glad to see this series return, I'd happily revisit some of the horrors from my C64 days.

Weird he mentioned Spider-man. Randy Savage fought him in a steel cage.

“I didn’t sign up for a cage match!”

A totally new episode of TOGYPNHO?! Now you're just spoiling us :3 I'm kinda disappointed this is not an intergalactic cage match with *ninjas*

The "bee" one looks like a chubby Kamen Rider.

By far, my favorite part of TOGYPNHO videos is the "FITTING PUNISHMENT!" bit at the end.

Anybody remember a movie from the 80s called Arena? In it a human fights various aliens in wrestling style matches. It was hot favourite of mine to rent from the video shop along with Garbage Pail Kids the Movie

Wow I never expected a new Terrible Older Games but here we are! Hopefully it isn't the last! Incidentally, Id like it if there was a "A Fitting Punishment" t shirt or something. Gets me every time.

So happy to see a new episode of terrible old games. I'm quite addicted to them and still crack up at the human killing machine video.

Hooray! I love this series and it's a shame that it's so difficult to make more of them. However, I would like to mention that there is an excellent game called Hybrid Heaven for the N64 where you get to wrestle with aliens. So if you ever wanted to put a sweaty-looking, poison-spitting, fish-faced alien in a brainbuster, here's your chance.

By all Gods, another episode of Terrible Old Games, right when I need something to cheer me up after failing today's exam paper. A fitting punishment indeed!

Hurrah! It's not the PopEye game (but hopefully that's next) but the return of this series is long overdue. Really love that intro, and the game's music oddly enough. Also, Mastertronic's old logo looks like a large upside down pool filter.

More of these, please!

YES! A new TOGYPNHO! My life makes sense once more.

So glad to see more Terrible Old Games your most excellent feature

Ashens moonwalking around a cage in outer space against a viking and a smurf a wasp and other insects

I am so happy ashens made another terrible old games youve never heard of!

And now I've fallen down to digital hell!

Please, the internet really needs more TOGHYPNO

Oh my god! Another TOGYPNHO!!! This is one of the many reasons why we all love you, you adorable British codger! ...Also, is it just me, or is this just basically Chikara...?

"A lame game with lame graphics and the lamest playability seen since the last really lame game" video game journalism ain't what it used to be

I loved this game 30 years ago. And it still rocks if you are man enough!

The picture with popeye molesting a green Carl Pilkington made me cry that was hilarious

Oh I remember mastertronic. The main thing I remember were their spectrum tapes were so badly manufactured they often stopped working after a few playes cos the tape would stretch or something and the code would become impossible for the Speccy to read any more, so it'd just crash during loading. I'm guessing it was the tape stretching, since at least one of them litrally snapped the first time I rewound it.

Absolutely hilarious. Spasmodic laughter the whole way through.

"Fitting punishment!" Oh I am always waiting for this phrase.

The 'Guru Meditation' error reading derives from an old Amiga skateboarding/surfing peripheral called the Joyboard. There was a programme called Guru Meditation, you would sit on the board and it would measure how still and calm you were. I think the people that designed the Amiga hardware used it after crashes.

A green Karl Pilkington! They should make games with him as the main character. You'd just stay home and try to fix the boiler.

WWF... God I miss it as it used to be. I remember the near tearful joy I experienced watching Mick 'Ucknall knocking the bells out of the Crankies. Quite international now I think about it.

Another one after like what 4 years? Awesome!

I thought you were not making any more terrible old games videos, its so awesome you still do them you wouldn't believe those are your best videos !

So glad this made a come back thanks for putting the time in for us ashens!

I love these terrible old game I've never heard of. keep up the good work. I want more!

This was great! I would love more of these type of videos ashens! lol

if Stuart is a wrestling fan, he would probably be the biggest smark ever

I made quite few games for the C64, I made a C64 version of Tetris. A game where you're a snake eating bugs and it made you longer and eggs made you shorter but you had to fit in small rooms in a maze to get the bugs and find a way out. A game where you had to paint a wall before the guy above you dripped paint and bugs walk over it and you had to paint it again. C64 was a fun machine to learn to program machine language, Basic was too slow.

Yes,thank you... been waiting so long for a new one of these

I quite like Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of, please continue this series. Also, Homer Simpson with his eyes popping out.

'You also see that this referee is intently studying this man's arse' Haha ha. aha ha ha ha

BEST INTRO EVA

I wish Mr Ashens would do more of these. Way better than AVGN and the like.

That intro never gets old

Magnificent! It has been far too long since we last had one of these.

I remember this game from Psychedelic Eyeball's Jack Tramiel 'tribute' of many terrible C64 games. Good times.

Nice to see a new one of these Ashens...love 'em. Looking forward to you eventually doing more.

YESSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSS!! Oh the awful photoshops and the "quiet" descriptions of Terrible Old Games... LOVE EM.

Sometimes I wish I would have been a bit older so that I could have played some of these crap games as a kid.

Is it me or is the cage climbing music, or at least the start of it, blatantly ripped off from the underwater theme of Super Mario Bros?

They should remake this game and make it awesome!

A new episode of TOG? Great! Ashens should do these more often

Love the terrible old games, thanks!

I'm glad to see another one of these.

Everything that comes out of Ashens' mouth is comedy gold!

These are awesome. Compromise? Less blind bags more of these....

Woohoo! I never thought we'd see another TOGYPNHO, but at last the fabled day has come! (Psst, Stuart, you could Kickstart a whole series of these; I'd buy in.)

OH YES FINALLY!! i've been waiting forever for another one of these. : D

More of this sort of thing and eating weird shit, please. Thank you Ashens.

"Okay guys we are going to make a budget game, any ideas?" "Space wrestling!" "Good idea"

Lol, good one I love the game reviews. I'll never forget your neo double games videos.

I missed Terrible Old games for a long time!

Excellent. Love this series

Ashens MLG 1337 skillz

MORE! MOAR! Please make these longer!! MOAR

Damn that was soothing Ashens. Most soothing intro song i think ive ever heard.

Glad to see you do a new one of these :D At least I think it's a new one (I know you were re-upping some old episodes.)

These are your best videos!!!!

Good to see he's doing these again.

Nice to see another retro game review .. Long overdue

OMG I thought I'd never see another TOGYPNHO video! I know you've said that these videos use up a lot of resources and gain less views than your other videos, but I am really happy you decided to make another one!

Why doesn't poundland sell videogames?

When you said that about Mastertronic and Sega I thought "SEGA? that's not a fitting punishment at all, Sonic games are my life!" but then you got to the other part and I thought "Yeah okay now it makes sense. Fuck them".

So, a pretty realistic WWE simulator then? **waits to get flamed** :D

I love this series, more!

HELL YEAH!!! It's been a damn long time, mate!

i laughed so hard at popeye molesting a green karl pilkington hahaha

I don't know why I found it so funny that a Faberge egg was in the audience but I can't stop laughing.

Man I wish you still did these, being from the US all of this is new and strange to me.

Never played this. Thank you for showing me that I was a genius back then for not doing so.

When I imagine travelling into deep space to slowly climb a large fence out of a bout of space wrestling this is what I imagine.

Please do more of these please please. Even though I feel old. Our first computer was a Commodore 64. Can't remember it's name but there was text based game I played where you were given choices with found objects. "Kick the bucket," if I remember right actually did make you lose a life.

'so low that they could limbo dance under a closed door' I think I need to start using that.

We would love to see a review of Big RIGS!

Mastertronic, I remember them! All I could afford with my pocket money were their budget £1.99/£2.99 games. Some were really very good. I had a secondhand Spectrum 48k+ and then a 128k+2.

I want to see a lot more of these!!! keep up the great work Ashens.

Vastly unfair to Mastertronic with this I feel, admittedly they did indeed release some pretty dire games but at the same time they released some very good ones too for a budget line series of games with prices between £1.99 and £2.99. Kickstart 2, the entire magic knight series, one man and his droid, the last v8,Flash Gordon,Agent X 1 & 2, Rockman, Kane Phantoms of the asteroid etc. AND that is not even mentioning all the great Rob Hubbard tracks which came with quite a few of their c64 titles.

This was a really nice surprise. Love this series. :D