I think the facial prosthetic was pretty darn good for the era.

I like the choice the actor made to put his foot out to get scale on the gigantic foot print.

Funny as hell that the “Smith & Miller” truck is actually the name of the toy company that made the truck. I had one of those when I was a kid; it was old af even back then. The truck in the movie might as well have had “Tonka” written on the side.

The "Tower of Failure" game should be upgraded for modern times. Each block should have a sensor and built in mini speaker so that when the tower collapses, the blocks yell "You'll never amount to anything!". Ahhh..... Makes me feel nostalgic for my youth.

Ah, black and white Mark is always a banger! :)

I watch / listen to WMWM videos all day from 8am - 6pm while I work just like every other definitely sane and totally normal person.

That half skull face freaked me out as a kid- nightmare material for me, lol Love your reviews 👍❤️

Just realized I've been watching your channel for like a decade and it always slaps. Keep it up Mark! Ever planning reuploading those worst superhero movies you did way back in the day? There was something fun about a super stoned Mark.

It's fantastic when you cover the classic MST3K library. You just GOTTA do 'Prince of Space' with Krankor and his chicken men!😀

You'd think they'd check the bottom of the dam for a 50-foot corpse before mouthing off about it not being possible that he stole the truck packed with groceries.

That Red Cross bit made me spit out my tea all over my monitor haha thanks, Mark. I love these riffs of older videos please never stop making them!

Another great classic in the growing big/ shrinking small genre of the 1950s.

Gotta say, I love this man's cadence and delivery on this comedy. Gets me every time.

for those of you who do not know, theres a new breen movie out cannot wait for mark to review that gem

The Jenga bit, followed up by the Perfection bit was great. Also, nice touch going full color at the end of your video as well.

“Which still excludes ghosts, that’s an act of god” lol that one got me.😂

"I wish beating cancer was as easy as beating you" that one got me 😂

You just keep getting funnier and funnier.

You should have mentioned that Bert I Gordon passed away in March at 100.

Can't believe you posted today. Worst day I've had in a long time. This is just what I needed.

“We don’t want the blood back” made me laugh

Ron Howard was in a Bert I Gordon film that also featured giant teenagers.

I was just starting to think that I hadn’t seen a video from this channel in a bit, so I was going back and watching older episodes. They’ve always been funny, but the improvements on the technical side are really impressive.

i loved both movies as a kid. i remember thinking the two giant men didnt really look alike even then.. those old B&W monster movies were such a big [part of my youth. i have no bad memories of any of them no matter how cheesy

I am continually amazed at how good your black and white videos look. I’m serious, these are great!

Tower Of Failure is straight genius btw!

It's hard to express how awesome Mark is...but I tried anyway

❤ great vid! Notes: in the first movie it's stated he has no relatives, but in the next movie he has a sister. Watch the kid at the bus when he sees the giant He just turns around and looks up like he knows he's there.

SUIT MARK HAS BLESSED US WITH HIS PRESENCE ONCE AGAIN!

I remember watching this as a kid on TVand being really scared. Especially the part where they have a giant syringe and the giant throws it at a guy and harpoons him.

I love when Mark's movie is an absolutely great treat in the first 2 minutes... One of the best episodes!

Another great video Mark! You always crack me up🤣 And I second that on the suit lining ..def a good choice! 🌌🪐👍🏼

I was so excited when I saw you posted! Thanks Mark!

God I love Mark and Fanboy Flicks. this movie was likely my introduction to Bert I. Gordon as a young lad (rerun on TV I am not THAT OLD) I loved it and have been hooked on his work since!

Ahh yes another mark video enjoyably as always

I am discovering so much about forgotten movies watching this channel, thank you Mark!

I wanted to say, "Burt Gordon seems to have made as many films about people being giants in comparison to others as Mark has joked about BDSM," but I didn't want to hammer that in too much and seem like I was picking on you because I mentioned it before...and then you mentioned it.

LMAO the "reverse King Kong" line killed me

When I was about five years old I the Amazing Colossal Man at my friend Jenny's house. It scared the bejeezus out of me. The walk home was terrifying for me.

I've really been missing you, dude! But I can tell you put a lot of production into your vids.

My names Miguel. And i like falling asleep to Fanboy flicks, but you know how hard that is when you hear ur name 20x in 2 minutes?!! 😂😂

the smoothness with which you insert yourself into these scenes makes them even more hilarious

"Whoever made that footprint would be about 60 feet tall!" "Glen was 60 feet tall!" I don't know why that is so funny. I imagine the scriptwriter writing those lines and being very pleased with them.

Man, you have no idea just how shitty my day has been. I was really browsing YT, but nothing caught my eye longer than 5 min before I realised I didn't pay any attention whatsoever. Then the notification comes up with Mark's. Thank you. I needed this eye and mind bleach.

You can call him a Colossal Beast if you want but he's really just a big guy in a loincloth. Going to war against this mostly naked person who's been unjustly labeled is an embarrassment for all involved.

Guy: "I'm 60 foot tall" Woman: "Sorry, I only date guys 61 feet or taller. Cause I like to wear high heels".

That whole Jenga bit had me rolling lol 😂 (also, yooo the galaxy lining in the suit!!)

This is one of my top favorite channels. Been a fan for years. ngl I have a crush on Mark

This video is quite the TALL order, Mark..think you’re up for it?? Edit: He was up for it!

FIrst time I saw this movie I was quite young and Mike from MST3K was doing a sketch with Kevin and Bill where he was the titular Colossal Beast, with bald head and giant man diaper. I've seen others cover this movie, riffing on it, but everyone has a different take and style so I very much enjoyed all of the things I've seen. As somsone who while growing up, watched EVERY episode of MST3K, I am always glad to see a movie get riffed on. Especially Bert I. Gordon's movies. I found this channel a day or so ago because Brandon Tenold referenced you. Now I'm combing through the catalogue and really liking it.

Bert I. Gordon made so many movies that included big monsters! In fact, he's been known to be called "Big" I. Gordon because of it. You can see why lol

One of my fav creature features that I watched on channel 56(UHF) when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia, and the jokes

"The tower of failure" and "you better be perfect" are two of the greatest games ever invented. Good job Mark.

Tower of Failure is a great idea, as long as it's for kids. Adults may not bother with it as it would remind them of their unfulfilled dreams and constant regrets.

Mark is definitely getting the thousand yard stare from all these bad movies, lol These videos are so much fun. Proud to be a Patreon supporter.

You never disappoint mark. Best channel on KZfaq.

This is not a war...Mark made it a comedy

Your comedy is getting upper tier. The bit at 7:38 had be crying

Love Bert I. Gordon movies 😂

I love watching Shia Labeouf do these reviews. So much better than the other crap he does.

YES! I love these! When the new vids come, I am all in :) Wearing my merch with pride! lol. Thanks Mark :) Love seeing my name in the creds :)

Only a couple days elapsed before B found someone who wanted to explore the passage with us. B told me he talked to a few other people who couldn’t make it because of scheduling conflicts. He said they really grilled him for information about the cave and about the passage. He would not tell them which cave it was to ensure that we explored it to our satisfaction before we made it known to the public. Even the guy who ended up going with us did not know which cave until we were very close to it. And he was sworn to secrecy that he would not reveal the location of the cave to anyone on the planet. I won’t identify him by name, so I will just refer to him as “Joe”. Joe, B and I set out early in the morning to make sure we could spend all the time we wanted in the new passage. When we got to the cave we were able to rig up and descend rather quickly. It helps when you don’t have to haul half a hardware store down into the cave. Joe was impressed by our work. Even B and I took a minute to pat ourselves on the back for all of the hard work we put in. And for the fact that we made it through! Joe is a rather thin caver who has had a lot of experience in caves. He said this might be the tightest squeeze he had been in, but it didn’t bother him. I knew that physically he would be able to make it, since I was bigger than him and I made it. He was just as excited as us to get through and get caving. Maybe more. He quickly got ready and was waiting to hear what the plan of attack was going to be. I figured I would send him through first, since he was ready, and I would follow. B would pass our gear through and wait for us outside the passage. B would give us two hours to return. That was nice of B to go down into the cave and babysit us. It gets boring sitting there in a cave. With our plan set, we were ready to roll. It was, perhaps, irresponsible of us not to tell Joe about all of the unexplained events that occurred in the cave until after he had gone through. But what exactly do you tell someone? How many of the weird things did we need to reveal to him? We did not feel that we were in any danger or we would not go in the cave ourselves. So we did not tell him a thing prior to him entering Floyd’s Tomb. Of course, when we did tell him afterward, it was too late. I couldn’t believe how easy Joe slipped through the passage. He said it was tight, but it sure didn’t look like it. Once he got in we passed him his gear, then I started in. Even though I knew that I could fit through it was still a slow trip through the Tomb. You can only go so fast when you’re scooting with your toes. When I reached the tight spot of the squeeze I had Joe snap a picture of me. I thought it would make a good photo. Once I got through B started to relay my stuff to me. Then disaster struck. I had gone all the way in and turned around to pull my gear through. I had to kneel down and still crouch down low. I had just got my helmet (ironically) and light and was turning around to feed the rope back to B when I smacked my head on the top of the passage. Human skull vs. solid rock. Rock won. I told B what had happened so he sent my first aid kit through. I was bleeding, but even worse I didn’t feel too good. I patched myself up, then told Joe I didn’t think I’d better continue. He looked like a little kid who was told that Christmas would be canceled. Although I didn’t like the idea of him exploring the cave without me (for selfish reasons, of course), I wanted him to at least see part of the cave for making the trip out there. I told him how far to go and how long it would take, then I sent him on his way. As I laid there I could hear him crawling into the darkness. His light disappeared after the first turn. I rested a minute or two, then began my journey back through the squeeze. It was disappointing to get all the way to the cave and then not be able to explore it to its end. Actually, it is killing me! After I got through Floyd’s Tomb (which was painful) I sat down and munched on a Clif bar while B and I chatted. I told him I would pay for a motel room if he would stay overnight. Then we could see how I was doing the next day and make another attempt at the cave. I felt goofy for having smacked my head on the cave wall. B said he was willing to give it another try tomorrow. He was just as anxious to put some closure to this cave. As long as Joe would stay overnight, we determined to wrap things up the next day. Once this was settled we just sat back and enjoyed the darkness. We could hear no sounds coming from the passage. The silence reminded me of the scraping noise that I heard last time we were out there. I brought up the subject with B. Since I had not explored the cave completely I could not offer any explanation of what could be making the scraping noise. Or the change the wind strength. Or the rumbling. Or that terrible scream that we heard. Suddenly we both wished we had not sent Joe into the cave alone. B went to the hole and yelled into it. “Joe”. No answer. Not surprising. You just can’t hear each other when you are very far apart in a cave. We nervously awaited any sounds (Good sounds, that is. Joe type sounds.) The twenty-minute time limit we had set passed. Then twenty-five minutes. I really had no desire to climb back through the squeeze. My head was still throbbing and the squeeze looked tighter than ever. Still, I knew I was going to have to make sure Joe was safe. Just as I was getting prepared to go back through I saw a light deep in the passage. “Joe?”, I called out. Nothing. “Joe!”. Still no answer. The light got brighter and I could hear the noise of someone crawling across the broken rock that lined the cave. “You o.k., Joe?” “No”, was his weak reply. When he got to the other side of the Tomb he said he was not feeling well. He quickly took his gear off and put them in the bag so we could pull it through. As I pulled the bag through the passage he began to climb back through the Tomb. We didn’t even get a chance to question him about what he saw before he was coming back through. He quickly slipped through the squeeze and the hole and we finally got a look at him. He looked terrible. His face was pale and he was out of breath. The dust that covers the floor of the squeeze left its mark on his face and clothes. He had numerous small cuts and scratches on his face and arms. Probably from his rapid exit from the passage. His eyes were open wide. We only had a brief moment to look at the change that had occurred to Joe before he started to head up and out of the cave, without saying a word. While Joe and B started for the surface I took a minute to gather our gear. Then I stopped to listen into the passage. I heard nothing. AND I FELT NOTHING! The wind had stopped! Part of me wanted to get out of the cave as fast as possible. But another part of me wanted to immediately climb back through the passage to find out what made this cave tick. Then was not the time, though. I still felt a little dizzy from my injury. At that moment I noticed B and Joe had made good time getting up the cave passage and I was left alone. Chills ran through my body as I scurried to catch up with them. Once we got outside the cave I figured we would be able to find out more from Joe. But when he got up the final climb he just unclipped from the rope and went straight to the truck. In the light of day, he looked even worse than in the cave. B and I gathered up the rope and our gear and headed for the truck. Joe said he did not want to stay overnight because he felt terrible(and we believed him), so we headed home. We could get no more information from Joe. He just stared straight ahead. He was shaking like a leaf, and he said he was not cold. When we tried to question him, his answers were short. I asked him if he saw the hieroglyphics. “No.” Did he hear us yelling? “No.” Did he see the round rock? “No.” Did he see the crystals? “No.” He said he just went a little ways in and started to feel sick. Something was fishy about his answers. He would have had to have seen the crystals if he got far enough into the cave that he couldn’t hear us yelling. But why would he not elaborate? The rest of the trip passed in eerie silence. Joe didn’t say much else. We gave him a brief outline of the strange events that happened in the cave. He didn’t reply. As we were dropping him off we asked if he wanted to go back in the cave. He shook his head and ran into his house. I tried to call him later in the day and the next day but only got his voice mail.

I would rewatch the Twilight Zone with Mark instead of Rod Sterling

Best movie reviews I've ever seen, keep it up!

Much love from niagara bro...yer the best eh

I love all of yours videos. Sending greetings from Scotland from a Czech person!

One of the best channels on YT!

Excellent as always... keep the laughs rolling!

This one was actually funny. Lol. Watched it years ago on Creature Double Feature on Saturday afternoon.

I’m 70 years old I saw this movie when it came out. I didn’t realize how bad it was until I was 15 . I always love that scene when they find his footprint the guy guess is Glenn was 60 foot tall and his sister turns around and says Glenn was 60 foot I mean how many 60 foot guys you got running around. Don’t know who to slap the Director for directing that scene the writer for writing that scene or the actress who said the lines lol.

Wait a minute. I remember seeing that movie like 40 years ago. There is a sequel? That must be the most colossal sequel ever!

Should review the old "Sinbad" movies. Those and "Jason and the Argonauts" from 1963. These are my favourites from that era.

This is a banger. Love this channel

Oh the 1950’s, where the worst thing radiation could do is give you incredible powers… Instead of melting your skin lol

You put yourself in the movie a lot. I love it!

Another Laugh riot, from The Colossal Canadian Comedian!! "Now in Color, sometimes" Cheers from Montreal

I love how they drop a life size palm tree at the extras

Bert I. Gordon did almost as much for MST3K as Sandy Frank.

Not gonna lie, that scene where the dude is impaled on a giant syringe is pretty metal.

Switching to color at the very end was hilarious.

Gravy, especially well made, will always make turkey repeatable

I love this show so much!

Another great video, my man.

I've found the title of my memoir: Tower of Failure. Thanks Mark!

Another great edition Mark, loving the links to previous videos, makes keeping up with every new release that much more rewarding I’ve got some suggestions for movies that I would love you to cover in the future: Planet of Dinosaurs Never Too Young to Die The Devil’s Rain Keep up the good work, I’ll always look forward to new content

Poor Glenn Manning missed out on the 50 foot Woman !

Great makeup effects (for the time). "Maybe I'll go topless..._Alright, let's go." Really funny.

"I'll tell ya what happened to my truck, and I don't wanna hear, 'Act 'o God.'" -Jack Burton

My only complaint is that you don't put out content often enough! Give us more!

Ah now this is how I like to start my Friday evening.

Always a good day when a new video is uploaded!

Love the attention to detail by ending your video in color!

Finally! Jeez… 2 weeks is a long time to get my fix! I’m surprised it’s only been 2 weeks, fells like it’s been longer 😖

Wonder what people are doing to get their names mentioned twice in the Patreon credits. 🙂

With Perfection you gotta move out fast, move out fast or the pieces pop up before you put in the last. That's Perfection!

This channel is like long form Pitch Meetings

Good stuff Maynard

Ah, yes. "Tower of Failure." The 1976 disaster movie starring Dack Rambo and Jan-Michael Vincent, about a slowly crumbling foundation giving way under a four-story townhouse in Manhattan, and the emergency extraction of an old lady from her rent-controlled apartment. (Loosely based on a true story which occurred over a period of 8 years.)

"Tower of Faillure" would be a great joke for a sci-fi or fantasy comedy. The main character is captured and put in front of the leader of the elves/aliens/future-people who declares "you will face against our champion in the *TOWER OF FAILLURE* ... if you win, you will be free, but if you loose... you'll die" tense music, the main character is afraid, the leader pulls a curtain... and its a table with a regular Jenga tower

He had a "steak-fed" truck? Man, the luxury Anyway, it wasn't the fall that killed him, it was the landing