The 7 Worst Football Chants

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HITC Sevens

HITC Sevens

6 ай бұрын

From Chelsea fans monotonously shouting the name of their club on repeat to Major League Soccer capos creating a raucous atmosphere at Seattle Sounders, HITC Sevens takes a look at some of football's worst songs and chants.
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@AS19Motorsport
@AS19Motorsport 5 ай бұрын
I’m here for less than two minutes and we already have a terrible chant, a poetic analysis, *and* an Osama Bin Laden visual. Only Alfie could showcase such immense genius.
@dvdv8197
@dvdv8197 5 ай бұрын
*Song to America* 😂
@aidanhickey9845
@aidanhickey9845 5 ай бұрын
And a "bazinga."
@SamOGr
@SamOGr 5 ай бұрын
indeed, who else does this
@karnisgodspeedruns9854
@karnisgodspeedruns9854 5 ай бұрын
The 40 seconds at the start is the longest 40 seconds ever in my life
@Skullatorz
@Skullatorz 5 ай бұрын
Thought it would never end
@dicklessvonloser6909
@dicklessvonloser6909 5 ай бұрын
It was only 40 seconds?
@TheRainbowThief
@TheRainbowThief 5 ай бұрын
Right, 40 seconds. Thank you. I'd turned the video off. Feel like the joke would have landed with just a couple of seconds of footage...
@JuanNunez2023
@JuanNunez2023 5 ай бұрын
As an American soccer fan, I'm surprised that our "We believe that we will win" chant didn't make the list.
@joshthesandwich
@joshthesandwich 5 ай бұрын
Hands down the worst to me. Also can't wait to scream it in Dallas during the World Cup tho lmao.
@MpanzuSolos
@MpanzuSolos 5 ай бұрын
THIS IS ATLANTA
@TylerAven10
@TylerAven10 5 ай бұрын
When I was 12 during the 2014, World Cup, this chant was so cool to me. Maybe it was the gap year of us missing out in 2018, but last winter I just didn’t feel any joy when hearing it. That could also be because the Berhalter hate brigade has poisoned USMNT fandom and made feeling joy impossible
@lorddarlo6194
@lorddarlo6194 5 ай бұрын
​@@MpanzuSolos If the bloke who sang that sang that in England he would be in Intensive Care
@MpanzuSolos
@MpanzuSolos 5 ай бұрын
@@lorddarlo6194there is no way a marching band is making it into a league two game thankfully, I prefer to listen to drunken wailing about their mum being a slag and whatnot
@TheXFireball
@TheXFireball 5 ай бұрын
That chant in the beginning is why Giroud celebrated against Arsenal in Baku.
@dalbalgbusc
@dalbalgbusc 5 ай бұрын
That chant was never his song.
@TheXFireball
@TheXFireball 5 ай бұрын
@@dalbalgbusc I was joking
@eggfriedreus793
@eggfriedreus793 5 ай бұрын
@@dalbalgbusc r/woooosh
@rd0676
@rd0676 5 ай бұрын
Because arsenals back line was too busy going to the toilet after he did them
@andreipetrenko2422
@andreipetrenko2422 5 ай бұрын
On the other hand, "We lose every week..." is the greatest football chant ever known to mankind.
@joeygerhards917
@joeygerhards917 5 ай бұрын
I'd say second best after "Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
@andreag-punkt9319
@andreag-punkt9319 5 ай бұрын
Let's pretend we scored a goal is also up there
@alexgreen4322
@alexgreen4322 5 ай бұрын
Have heard in a few places "is this a library?" Chanted as an away fan if they're visiting a place with no atmosphere
@mariosin3256
@mariosin3256 3 ай бұрын
Iconic
@sk_hermit1809
@sk_hermit1809 3 ай бұрын
Old Trafford is going down can be part of the greats
@harrysimpson8706
@harrysimpson8706 5 ай бұрын
I had never heard ‘Chelsea Ranger.’ What a thoughtful and moving chant. p.s I’ll never be the same man I was 4 minutes ago. Cheers.
@guguy00
@guguy00 5 ай бұрын
Christ I support Chelsea and I died inside
@654jimbob654
@654jimbob654 5 ай бұрын
Of all the awful things I'd expect football fans to chant about, "necrophilia" was not on that list.
@bretton_woods
@bretton_woods 5 ай бұрын
Sir Jimmy Savile would be very proud
@guguy00
@guguy00 5 ай бұрын
@@bretton_woods Pretty sure Savile was a nonce, not a necrophillac. Not like one is better than the other, but still.
@phightinphil25
@phightinphil25 5 ай бұрын
@@654jimbob654 It does go off the rails very quickly.
@NerreraFootballStories
@NerreraFootballStories 5 ай бұрын
I will die on the hill that 'you're getting mauled by the Tigers' complete with the hand gestures is one of the best chants in football, purely based on how much it winds opposition fans up. Imagine going 4-0 down to Hull City and having grown men doing the chant and hand gestures at you, you'd completely lose your head with rage. It's hilarious
@PhilB88
@PhilB88 5 ай бұрын
The chant itself is class but the hand claw gesture is absolutely shambolic.
@DHW3008
@DHW3008 5 ай бұрын
The best one is when Leeds were hammering Hull and chanting "We're getting mailed by the tigers"
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 5 ай бұрын
I think it would be even funnier in the 89th minute after a dubious penalty puts Hull City 1-0 up. Either way, it's hilarious.
@jamesduffy7549
@jamesduffy7549 5 ай бұрын
Even you don't really believe that.
@dannyhawkings8469
@dannyhawkings8469 5 ай бұрын
Shhhhhhh we don’t people to actually get the joke, come on it’s funny seeing everyone get mad about it online
@TheXFireball
@TheXFireball 5 ай бұрын
Never thought I could have hated Chelsea more but that Chelsea Rangers chant did it.
@skyrozx
@skyrozx 5 ай бұрын
as a spurs fan, 100% agree on you with this one
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 5 ай бұрын
Yep
@guguy00
@guguy00 5 ай бұрын
As a Chelsea supporter I'm starting to think that the Match-going fans are the worst part of the fanbase. Seems like Blues fans from the rest of the world aren't as stupid
@ethandalton6480
@ethandalton6480 5 ай бұрын
Alfie spending 4 and a half minutes roasting a random kid 💀💀
@jepperiis6134
@jepperiis6134 5 ай бұрын
Seen the "CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA" chant in lists of 'most iconic chants in football' and never could get my head around why. They're literally just shouting the club name????
@chickenindabox3169
@chickenindabox3169 5 ай бұрын
iconic doesn't mean good, the room is also an iconic movie
@MrEd94
@MrEd94 5 ай бұрын
So then why is that chant memed about so much when literally every single fan of a club will chant the name of their team at a match
@Virgil191
@Virgil191 5 ай бұрын
@@MrEd94because there’s something about a load of middle aged west london men in stone island shouting chelsea that truly crawls under your skin
@jepperiis6134
@jepperiis6134 5 ай бұрын
​@@chickenindabox3169 I mean i guess you're right, but then again I've literally seen people arguing that it's up there with "You'll Never Walk Alone"
@MrEd94
@MrEd94 5 ай бұрын
@@jepperiis6134 literally nobody has ever claimed that you melt
@marshallandrzejewski
@marshallandrzejewski 5 ай бұрын
This is the first HITC Sevens video that has me nervous before I even click it. -an American
@krustybeanz
@krustybeanz 5 ай бұрын
I'm american but some USA chants and fan outfits make me cringe.
@marshallandrzejewski
@marshallandrzejewski 5 ай бұрын
@@krustybeanzOh for sure. But I’m glad that most Americans are self-aware of the horrible chants like “fight and win” and openly mock them.
@valpix7007
@valpix7007 5 ай бұрын
Honestly I get why so many chants are cringe, it's trying to start active support in a sports culture that mostly spits on such a thing
@krustybeanz
@krustybeanz 5 ай бұрын
​@@valpix7007we don't have long football (soccer) traditions like most countries do so we force it to close the gap.
@jedross2136
@jedross2136 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@krustybeanzwhich one is it you don’t like? ‘O-fence, O-fence!’ Or ‘D-fence, D-fence!’ lol
@VeryTruthful
@VeryTruthful 5 ай бұрын
0:54 How was that only 43 seconds? Christ that was soo painful it felt like boy droned on for an hour.
@JoaoVitor-qy3ze
@JoaoVitor-qy3ze 5 ай бұрын
As a non English viewer that didn't know any of these chants, I don't think I'm ever going to recover from watching this video. The Giroud start was already mind boggling but the Chelsea Ranger left me in a state of shock.
@omamuzoobemure1260
@omamuzoobemure1260 5 ай бұрын
HITC Sevens is now doing the job of HITC Football. Never expected this!
@raphaelovicstrassovic9440
@raphaelovicstrassovic9440 5 ай бұрын
But better
@kaloraxshapnil232
@kaloraxshapnil232 5 ай бұрын
That 'Chelsea Ranger' chant is probably the biggest plot twist i've ever experienced in Football 💀
@KinnyRiddle
@KinnyRiddle 5 ай бұрын
Pretty much up there with Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, which started off as supposedly a macho song about being a lumberjack, before revealing its actually a song about crossdressing fantasies. lol
@GorgeDawes
@GorgeDawes 5 ай бұрын
Oscar Wilde was a sometime (and involuntary) resident of Reading and I’m sure he would have appreciated the subtle nuances of Reading FC’s “We Hate Swindon” chant, which is simply that pithy phrase repeated six times before rounding off with an emphatic “We are the Swindon haters!” Poetic in its simplicity.
@papablezt211
@papablezt211 5 ай бұрын
This is the comment I was looking for. I didn't know it.
@livwake
@livwake 5 ай бұрын
And involuntary 💀
@TomJonty
@TomJonty 5 ай бұрын
I long for the life I had before I first heard the Chelsea Ranger chant. I will never be as happy as I was when I lived in ignorance of its existence.
@SirAntoniousBlock
@SirAntoniousBlock 5 ай бұрын
Well you can thank your lucky stars you weren't around in the 1970's to hear the Chelsea gas song.
@guguy00
@guguy00 2 ай бұрын
@@SirAntoniousBlockthe WHAT
@SirAntoniousBlock
@SirAntoniousBlock 2 ай бұрын
​@@guguy00 It was an antisemitic anti-Tottenham song, I wonder if Abramovich knew the words.
@guguy00
@guguy00 2 ай бұрын
@@SirAntoniousBlockI'm really starting to hate the fanbase... and I'm one of them... (Not an antisemite, just a Chelsea supporter. Though at this point I'm starting to doubt there is a difference)
@nealfirstofhisname
@nealfirstofhisname 5 ай бұрын
The England-German football rivalry is kind of funny, because of how one-sided it is. Most Germans would probably say The Netherlands is their biggest rival.
@nas84payne
@nas84payne 5 ай бұрын
The world war 2 chants and shit are cringeworthy.
@kiroolioneaver8532
@kiroolioneaver8532 5 ай бұрын
Best chant was at the 2016 Summer Olympics when every time Hope Solo did a goal kick the crowd went "Ahhhhhhhhh! ZIKA!" (in reference to her comments saying she was fearful of going to Brazil due to the virus lol).
@kozukizaki8675
@kozukizaki8675 5 ай бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, my cheeks are clenched with this one 😂
@UKparanormalz
@UKparanormalz 5 ай бұрын
Big 6 chants are terrible... maybe because there isn't an ounce of creativity in all their fan bases combined
@LocalNoob_2
@LocalNoob_2 5 ай бұрын
@@UKparanormalz manchester united has some of the best chants in the league lol? just for example look at the george best chant,feed the scousers,glory glory man united (i know it's a song but people chant it anyways),we've seen the lot,we've won it all,or the busby babes chants? bro stretford end has the best chants in the league by far
@marko9463
@marko9463 5 ай бұрын
@@UKparanormalzwhat counts as a chant does a player’s song count?
@theblackswordsman9951
@theblackswordsman9951 5 ай бұрын
@@UKparanormalz The new Arsenal ones are quite good, if short
@nont18411
@nont18411 5 ай бұрын
The question is “Which cheek though?”
@amanshukla6122
@amanshukla6122 5 ай бұрын
Another day. Another request for a What On Earth Is Going On at Santos FC EDIT: Thank you so Much for dissing the Tony Martial chant. As a Man United fan sick to death of him I feel so represented
@ccf3294
@ccf3294 5 ай бұрын
Well erm
@kharnick
@kharnick 5 ай бұрын
Alfie. Please. I’m laughing so hard that now I had to pause because it was too funny! Your content has consistently uplifted me are reminds me that funny still exists. Thank you.
@crimsonkate8241
@crimsonkate8241 5 ай бұрын
The "Chelsea Ranger" segment followed simply by "ARRRGGHH" broke me. Coffee went everywhere lol
@TheToonMonkey
@TheToonMonkey 5 ай бұрын
Jesus. "Chelsea. Chelsea. Chelsea" is nothing compared to the drone of "Liverpooooool. Liverpoooool".
@dominikfraaanjuan
@dominikfraaanjuan 5 ай бұрын
Atleast Liverpool still have You'll Never Walk Alone as a saving grace lol, Chelsea had none. The team was fairly mediocre before Abramovich takeover afterall(i mean while they DO have trophy and often finished in a high position, they're basically Blue Tottenham back then)
@All-Outta-Bubblegum
@All-Outta-Bubblegum 5 ай бұрын
​@@dominikfraaanjuanLiverpool have a lot more than just YNWA. Old Scouser Tommy, The Fields of Anfield Road etc.
@dominikfraaanjuan
@dominikfraaanjuan 5 ай бұрын
@@All-Outta-Bubblegum right. Those were better than United's copy of an American wartime song(glory glory Manchester United). Idk why the moment i heard it i always feel cringy
@MinusMOD98
@MinusMOD98 5 ай бұрын
@@dominikfraaanjuan yeah, that "Glory MMan United has always felt cheap" it's just a more advanced version of the "shouting the name of my club repeatedly" chant.
@petesmart1983
@petesmart1983 5 ай бұрын
​@@All-Outta-Bubblegumrarely sang as real fans have been priced out like all big prem clubs
@louisjagger2177
@louisjagger2177 5 ай бұрын
As someone who tutors GCSE English sometimes, the initial chant is still a better, more symbolically coherent and thematically rich composition than Jane Weir's Poppies. Real ones know
@user-nq7yc2ro8z
@user-nq7yc2ro8z 5 ай бұрын
Bayonet charge >
@livwake
@livwake 5 ай бұрын
Of all the places to see GCSE poetry slander 😂😭
@veritys8933
@veritys8933 5 ай бұрын
The analysis of the Oli Giroud chant at the start has me dyingggg man. May be the funniest thing Alfie has done on this channel 😂😂😂
@martintemelkov
@martintemelkov 5 ай бұрын
Honestly, I am a Chelsea fan and my first thought at #7 was "oh come on, man, don't kick us when we're THIS down...", but by the end of #2, I was like "yep, fair enough, we fucking suck..."
@privatewiddle7636
@privatewiddle7636 5 ай бұрын
Well said about the song Oh When The Saints Go Matching In. It should only be sung by Southampton fans & not "adapted" by other English teams.
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 5 ай бұрын
A few Scottish teams quite at liberty to use it as well, mind you.
@jamesthornton3539
@jamesthornton3539 5 ай бұрын
Southampton weren't the first ones to use the chant though.
@seppokuusinen8595
@seppokuusinen8595 5 ай бұрын
It’s been the anthem of the Finland national team fans for quite some time too! ‘We’ve got sauna, booze and an axe, oh Finland is so wonderful,’ (Yep, I don’t know why there’s an axe either). 😂
@SuperJNG18
@SuperJNG18 5 ай бұрын
Also St. Kilda in the AFL
@bury_the_elite65294
@bury_the_elite65294 5 ай бұрын
Also sung by St. George/Illawarra in the AU National Rugby League.
@brun8294
@brun8294 5 ай бұрын
this is uniroinically one of the best videos you've made alfie i had a lot of fun watching this vids i truly cannot express how much i love watching your videos alfie keep it up!
@ILikedGooglePlus
@ILikedGooglePlus 5 ай бұрын
"The greatest team, the world has ever seen..." Is pretty funny when its a half dozen fans of Portland United
@janni9479
@janni9479 5 ай бұрын
Nothing and I mean nothing could have prepared me for that Chelsea Rangers chant. Wtf is that man
@TheKalaxis
@TheKalaxis 5 ай бұрын
My brother once started a chant of "Rent boy, rent boy, rent boy" aimed at David Bentley when he came up to take a corner. To my surprise, the entire stand to a person joined in. The resultant corner was terrible and Bentley's performance noticeably dropped off for the rest of the game.
@jamesthornton3539
@jamesthornton3539 5 ай бұрын
Guess it worked then😂
@TheHotspurBloke
@TheHotspurBloke 5 ай бұрын
Who was he playing for and who were the people chatning?
@SirAntoniousBlock
@SirAntoniousBlock 5 ай бұрын
It's usually "Chelsea rent boys Chelsea rent boys Hello Hello" to the Gary Glitter tune appropriately enough.
@19822andy
@19822andy 5 ай бұрын
One of the best on the other hand "You've seen the Villa, now f**k off home"
@CEddyAV19
@CEddyAV19 5 ай бұрын
Seeing Arteta storm off to that song made that match all the sweeter UTV
@danielevans5286
@danielevans5286 5 ай бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest videos you’ve made, very much enjoyed it 👌
@dcapitan7
@dcapitan7 5 ай бұрын
I have no issue with the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" chant...seeing that many other club supporters just chant their club's name. I also do not have an issue with Leeds' anthem. It's not the best anthem ever, but it works. Every other one of your other listings should absolutely be on here. I've never heard of "Chelsea Ranger" until today, and I will be perfectly okay if I never hear that chant again.
@LoCoAde87
@LoCoAde87 5 ай бұрын
The issue is that is Chelsea's main chant and the one their fanbase knows, and that is about it.
@ngjiherhn4034
@ngjiherhn4034 5 ай бұрын
4 minutes and 30 seconds of pure pain and analysis for a chant I wish never heard at the very start of the video is a first in my life Alfie, please never do it again.
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 5 ай бұрын
It was absolutely awful. Within seconds I was muttering 'Stop, stop, please stop'. I feel bad for the lad who's probably at least a little bit infamous for this and really doesn't deserve it.
@LarsUelf
@LarsUelf 5 ай бұрын
That first clip felt soooo uncomfortably long and then, right when we feel safe again, he hits us with that second Giroud chant
@lewisgilbertson7506
@lewisgilbertson7506 5 ай бұрын
The analysis took so many unexpected turns
@flameofthegame
@flameofthegame 5 ай бұрын
The most expressive i've ever heard you in my life .Good video as usual .
@louisjagger2177
@louisjagger2177 5 ай бұрын
We at Charlton have a number of impressively bad ones. There's an Addams Family one that makes insinuations about the bedroom habits of the opposition that should by rights be reserved for East Anglian opposition alone, but which is aimed at more or less everyone. There's another one that celebrates the delights of life in South London in a particularly...lusty way, before proceeding to a second verse that takes aim at Millwall's home turf (this bit is less objectionable tbf). We also do most of the ones that all other clubs do with slavish dedication. The worst chant I've ever heard is Sheffield United's 'His name is Ched Evans, he'll shag who he wants' though. Have always wished them ill since then
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 5 ай бұрын
Ouf, that's pretty rotten yes.
@jm-zv7mq
@jm-zv7mq 5 ай бұрын
No, Marching on Together is not ironic. And no, we don't scarf twirl at Marching on Together either. I feel like the inclusion of Marching on Together on this list came with a *slight* bias
@annonimouse170
@annonimouse170 5 ай бұрын
So Alfie, you're not sure whether Marching On Together is factually accurate or not? Wait until you hear Leeds fans singing "We Are The Champions, Champions Of Europe"
@nas84payne
@nas84payne 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I almost choked on my drink.
@he_football
@he_football 5 ай бұрын
HITC Sevens! HITC Sevens! HITC Sevens!
@Ese96Agoaye
@Ese96Agoaye 5 ай бұрын
SEVENS! SEVENS! THEY'RE CALLED HITC! SEVENS! SEVENS! THEY'RE CALLED HITC! HERE IS THE CITY! HITC SEVENS! HERE IS THE CITY! HITC SEVENS!
@lll.24601
@lll.24601 5 ай бұрын
HITC Sevens! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 HITC Sevens! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 HITC Sevens! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
@badblood4727
@badblood4727 5 ай бұрын
Wow, that was 25min of pure gold. I was in fits of laughter from start to finish. Tnx Alfie 😂
@filux7329
@filux7329 5 ай бұрын
Also, speaking as a German, literally none here (aside from dumb neo nazis probably) is mad about the fact that Germany lost World War II - making the ten german bombers chant even more pointless
@maciejbala477
@maciejbala477 5 ай бұрын
i mean... England-Germany is also a one-sided rivalry so it is kind of fitting for England fans to chant something that Germans would not be upset about at all lol
@mustaphabensaada1142
@mustaphabensaada1142 5 ай бұрын
Very rarely have i wanted to skip time on a video as hard as for the first seconds of this video . Impressive
@danielbarnsley7244
@danielbarnsley7244 5 ай бұрын
we don't scarf twirl at MOT, we scarf twirl for WACCOE
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 5 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how MOT is apparently worse when it’s a decent anthem and represents the club well. Whereas ‘champions of Europe’ is boring, repetitive and factually incorrect that’s so much worse than MOT
@isaachenry5692
@isaachenry5692 4 ай бұрын
As a neutral and outsider (American), after hearing pretty much all of them from the league, I think that MOT is one of the best. Heck, "never walk alone" sounds like like a funeral procession. I can understand him hating it - he's a Hull fan.@@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
@daithimcnally8212
@daithimcnally8212 5 ай бұрын
"Now she's dead" Reminds me of the training episode of the Office so much
@SaiyanSite
@SaiyanSite 5 ай бұрын
Chelsea. Worst chants. Worst fans As I always like to say. I hate Millwall and Tottenham cause I'm West Ham. I hate Chelsea cause I'm human.
@jonathanisyeah
@jonathanisyeah 5 ай бұрын
Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea One of the best chants in football imo
@bababababababa6124
@bababababababa6124 5 ай бұрын
We just got penetrated by Fulham sad times
@gregortriggs5936
@gregortriggs5936 5 ай бұрын
Alfie mate this has to be your best work yet 😂had me in stitches . COYS
@elliej354
@elliej354 5 ай бұрын
I hadn't seen that Giroud chant video in absolutely years, and had totally forgotten about it. Thank you for bringing it back into my life.
@asmith2156
@asmith2156 5 ай бұрын
Never thought i’d hear someone say “we’ve got super peter sutcliffe, he knows exactly what we need” lmao
@WastedxSkillz
@WastedxSkillz 5 ай бұрын
As a Chelsea fan, I’m surprised “celery, celery” didn’t also feature to be honest
@GCAbleism158
@GCAbleism158 5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised too, but then again it's not as if it hasn't been mocked before Russell Howard did it before.
@jamesthornton3539
@jamesthornton3539 5 ай бұрын
Ah that's class 😂
@CamilaCastilhosM
@CamilaCastilhosM 5 ай бұрын
Usually you are, understandably, somewhat UK-centric in your videos, but this time you're spot on.
@rally-quest
@rally-quest 5 ай бұрын
This video feels like homework submitted on the last day of term. Love it 🤙
@conleche4065
@conleche4065 5 ай бұрын
How in gods name did you write a better essay analysing that chant than anything I’ve written, ever.
@Alfie_1
@Alfie_1 5 ай бұрын
Quick video suggestion, albeit one which I highly doubt would work, I mean other than a Santos one and the growth of attendances in the Brasileiro, is about the Albanian women's league which seems to be the strangest in all of european football, due to the number of goals scored by some teams and how few others score.
@nicocorbo4153
@nicocorbo4153 5 ай бұрын
all time great video intro from alfie. absolute belly laughs from this one
@christmascactus1882
@christmascactus1882 5 ай бұрын
In all fairness, 'stand up if you won the war' is tasteful compared to the plastic orange wehrmacht helmets that were popular in 2006 in the Netherlands. I still see them popping up here and there to this day, especially if games againt Germany. Considering that, unlike England-Germany, NL-Germany is actually considered a rivalry by both sides, things do often get heated, but the Dutch really pushed it in 2006.
@teem4800
@teem4800 5 ай бұрын
Alfie doing the GCSE PEEL English language breakdown
@yeetiiss5763
@yeetiiss5763 5 ай бұрын
this is a banger Alfie
@enviousshade1770
@enviousshade1770 4 ай бұрын
Languishing in league 2 made me bawl like a mad person 😂
@Collingwoodboy10
@Collingwoodboy10 5 ай бұрын
If you don’t like chants that are just the team name his going to hate AFL chants
@ethanpage6787
@ethanpage6787 5 ай бұрын
coooooooooooollllllliiiiiiiinnnggggggwwoooooooooooodddd
@eashansaju8106
@eashansaju8106 5 ай бұрын
I thought AFL chants are just singing the team song
@robertwalker4563
@robertwalker4563 5 ай бұрын
😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣🤣 this just might be your funniest video yet Alfie! Good work
@gyorkshire257
@gyorkshire257 5 ай бұрын
Hee hee hee, the more you hate listening to it, the more we enjoy singing it. MOT
@essasetic6064
@essasetic6064 5 ай бұрын
Didn't expect the Marching on Together slander lmao. Although I guess it makes sense from a Hull City supporter.
@stephenremnant8151
@stephenremnant8151 5 ай бұрын
My Dad can confirm watching Chelsea play is like being on a slow march to death 😂
@TheBulldog1909
@TheBulldog1909 5 ай бұрын
the witty humour in these vids from you is gold dude lol
@tiagocruz6769
@tiagocruz6769 5 ай бұрын
You crack me right up alfie mate! Brilliant
@carlvinjon101
@carlvinjon101 5 ай бұрын
This was an expertly delivered exposition of the subtleties of discourse within the lifeworld of a football fan, more than that though it was funny as fck and you Sir are a comedy genius.
@MrTribalDragon
@MrTribalDragon 5 ай бұрын
That has to be the funniest laugh i have ever had at a video on a monday, well done
@Macho_Fantastico
@Macho_Fantastico 5 ай бұрын
I needed a good laugh. Glad you highlighted the Chelsea chants, they are abysmal.
@Dench999or911
@Dench999or911 5 ай бұрын
Villa do a similar rendition to that shite Chelsea song and they rightfully get bullied for it by their neighbours with high pitched “Villa, Villa, Villa” chants in response
@dannyiontton3669
@dannyiontton3669 5 ай бұрын
My dad used to comment on the chelsea song "id sing along if only i knew the words" funny at first but his go to dad joke.
@KindredBrujah
@KindredBrujah 5 ай бұрын
Man, your scathing sarcasm is at high tide on this one, Alfie! I think there's a subset of football fans who would be very upset with you, if they knew how to use the internet and might conceivably find this video.
@puzzlesuwu
@puzzlesuwu 4 ай бұрын
re: the sounders chant, as someone who has been going to those games for years, the sounders and several other clubs used to be a lot more rowdy and the chants used to be less tame but a few years ago the MLS and US Soccer cracked down a lot on teams with chants that were taken to be offensive (and by offensive they mean not child friendly) which a decent number of fans arent a fan of. its made going to games a lot less fun if im being honest
@lincolneppley7690
@lincolneppley7690 5 ай бұрын
This video works so well in your deduction style
@David_Bower
@David_Bower 5 ай бұрын
Why do I find myself watching and enjoying so much of your content when I'm not even a fan of football?
@needfoolthings
@needfoolthings 5 ай бұрын
It might be EXACTLY why.
@rowlz2507
@rowlz2507 5 ай бұрын
Beautiful video alfie
@willcraig937
@willcraig937 5 ай бұрын
Made me laugh.... thanks Alfie. BTW can you do a video on the CRAZY number of Prem League injuries there are at the moment
@flywire76
@flywire76 5 ай бұрын
Alfie is to football chants what Uncle Roger is to BBC cooking shows’ egg fried rice! 😂
@consta_5547
@consta_5547 5 ай бұрын
now i think that alfie should do top 7 best chants in english football (or the world) great video!
@vinceely2906
@vinceely2906 5 ай бұрын
Always a bit partial to ‘shit ground, no fans, shit ground, no fans’ myself.
@southstandboy
@southstandboy 5 ай бұрын
Was at the Nottingham Forest v Brighton and Hove Albion match the other week and some of our fans started chanting 'Billy Gilmour, Billy Gilmour' etc. on the way to the station. A passing Forest fan pointed out it wasn't our best effort to which the Brighton fans reluctantly agreed. Some signs of self awareness.
@livwake
@livwake 5 ай бұрын
Who’s billy gilmour?
@southstandboy
@southstandboy 5 ай бұрын
Brighton and Scotland midfielder
@JayloT93
@JayloT93 5 ай бұрын
Albion over and over again in different tones is a bad one aswell and it's sung at every game.
@enyoowen.yookay
@enyoowen.yookay 5 ай бұрын
You'll never say that 😂
@lekkerkoffie8605
@lekkerkoffie8605 5 ай бұрын
Feyenoord Rotterdam is my club and we have the best chants in The Netherlands by far. We do singing only, so no drums or other instruments and no megaphones are allowed. Also, we have no ultra's or any of that. Just a lot of people singing.
@jamesthornton3539
@jamesthornton3539 5 ай бұрын
As an englishman it seems like all European teams have drums. Or at least that's what it feels like in the champions league lol.
@lekkerkoffie8605
@lekkerkoffie8605 5 ай бұрын
Yes and it's very annoying and it is not good for the quality of the songs. Go and watch a Feyenoord game and you'll see that we don't do this but stick to singing. And we do play Champions League again!!!@@jamesthornton3539
@FranzFridl
@FranzFridl 5 ай бұрын
Drums are amazing, megaphones not so much
@lekkerkoffie8605
@lekkerkoffie8605 5 ай бұрын
You're wrong@@FranzFridl
@HumbleBrownBoi
@HumbleBrownBoi 5 ай бұрын
Amazing Content Always Lad
@BadselS
@BadselS 5 ай бұрын
Chelsea fans been really quiet lately
@bretton_woods
@bretton_woods 5 ай бұрын
"We won the transfer window We won the transfer window OOoooooooh Chelsea, We won the transfer window"
@slayingroosters4355
@slayingroosters4355 5 ай бұрын
Im still trying to figure out who ally gerood is who used to be a gunner 🤣🤣
@pauldoran9186
@pauldoran9186 5 ай бұрын
Alfie saying “getting a chub on” 😂😂
@QueGolazo30
@QueGolazo30 5 ай бұрын
Great video, much love from USA
@danielpeters2675
@danielpeters2675 5 ай бұрын
This is your funniest video. Well written and performed dude 👍🙏😂
@G_Okr
@G_Okr 5 ай бұрын
I already know the worst football chant. It's my local team, Egaleo, in Greece. Its heart-warming lyrics go like this: Ooooo... Oooo... Ooo... Egaleo... Oo... The two os in the end are crucial. They concentrate the whole meaning of the chant.
@deborahluck539
@deborahluck539 5 ай бұрын
You are always so good! Hi from Las Vegas 😅
@kidcharlemagne3044
@kidcharlemagne3044 5 ай бұрын
As a German supporter, what I don’t understand about the war chants is that it seems to imply that Germans consider WWII a humiliation. Like, we’re glad the Nazis lost too, you know?
@spmoq
@spmoq 5 ай бұрын
Best intro ever, kudos Alfie
@petarsavic9501
@petarsavic9501 5 ай бұрын
your funniest video, enjoyed it, cheers
@syox3667
@syox3667 5 ай бұрын
Bro I love your humor I am fucking dying 10 minutes into the video. Never change Alfie
@jedross2136
@jedross2136 5 ай бұрын
‘The closest thing to war they’ve seen is Black Friday in Tesco when Carling is 2-for-1’ Sick burn hahaha
@maloney8148
@maloney8148 5 ай бұрын
This is the best intro you’ve done
@SonnyBurnett85
@SonnyBurnett85 5 ай бұрын
Enjoyed your open views on this one.
@charliemilroy6497
@charliemilroy6497 5 ай бұрын
It's nice to live in a bubble of only going to your team's matches and thinking that you are unique, but Alfie really burst that bubble for me with the Super Kieron McKenna song!
@Joe-MT
@Joe-MT 5 ай бұрын
Always with something out of the box 🎁 Can we please have a video about Maltese Football ⚽ Thank you
@atyj1
@atyj1 5 ай бұрын
Phenomenal video, the twist ending was chef's kiss
@jmcan21
@jmcan21 5 ай бұрын
By far and I mean very far…..my all time favorite video on this channel 😂
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