Yes

Misquote: It is "heir to the kingdom of fools".

and Vir gets his wish, waves to mordin.

I'm glad someone remembered the lessons of that series, had some surprisingly deep moments.

And "what genetic defective made that deciction " - Londo molari - unknowingly talking about the emperor

Make that : You have the choice between dishonour or dishonour AND death.

Damm, we got to use that statement more often.

Our practice in the art of war predates our written history. Hell it predates us as a species (our hominid ancestors practiced the art of war. Even our chimp cousins war with eachother).

Ancient human philosopher Calvin Greene90

When you have half the galaxy mad as you as it is all that is needed is a little push and they dog pile on you. They probably did not need much convincing.

What I consider the "Mario Kart" principle. You may be hit by one person but the rest of the lineup will capitalize on your misfortune and pile onto it if it will not put them at a disadvantage

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

​@@davidhenderson3400the enemy of my enemy .... dies second

Us humans don't learn from our own lessons why would you think others will?

Captain Jack Sparrow's actions in a nutshell.

The Marines.

The first is really cool and on point, the second made me smile from such a good joke!

Five minutes later: How are they pulling us out of our star’s gravitational pull?!!?!

space vietnam

They are lucky that the humans were just playing around with them

Obviously someone that's never heard of Japanese Hornets. They don't just sting and die like a regular hornet. They sting AND keep on stinging while they bite and roast you by heating you up through vibration.

@@keithmays8076 Hornets don't die from stinging. That's bees you're thinking of. Wasps and hornets have smooth stingers

That's an obscure one, hat's off to you.

Well, yes, there's nothing like "winning a war without shooting a single weapon", "winning a war before it even started" or my favorite "better than defeating your enemies is turning them into your new allies", also overcoming the conflict without sending your population to die. If I learned something in 2022 is that wats are bad for the economy and lifestyle.

@@elmodelo101 Uh no. Wars help the economy. ALWAYS help the economy. So long as the war is not happening inside your own borders.

and your 61000+ subscribers will all attest to your perfect diction? Mr Squirrel is not even English and is clearly trying harder than you!

@@Jason-sm4oc Does being offended on other people's behalf make you feel righteous? If ASN had a problem with my observation, he'd probably say so.

The Steve part was actually purposeful, just an obscure reference. I think he got confused on whether to say Steve caws it was as intended or sleeve. If you'd like to know more it's discussed in full detail in the comments of the actual redit post. Anyways there were plenty of other mistakes I'm aware of that lol, this one everyone seems to have picked up on. It's quite the laugh I'm glad I did it if for no other reason that to give people a little chuckle in their day :p hope you enjoyed my story have a fantastic day!

@@CatFish21sm i did. Thanks and you too.

Rule number one.: Don't raise gas prices. Rule two: Don't touch the boats.

Honestly if it was an American ship at least two planets would be glassed to kingdom come

The position is open if you're looking to volunteer.

@@soffren Absolutely not. I have trouble writing in my own language much less english. I just couldn't help but notice quite a few mistakes. I probably would have made the same amount or more if i had written this.

That is the moral of both stories.

We are apex predators. There is no such thing as overkill.

@@stinkyfungus we are not apex predators, were very good at surviving.

@MC arrowtime Because we figured out that armed, ranged combat (javelin, spear, arrow or bullet) beats melee (tooth and claw) combat 99.9 percent of the time. Land predators (besides us) never figured that out. A thrown stick gave way to the atlatl, which gave to the bow, which gave way to muzzle loading firearms, which gave way to repeating cased ammunition firearms. Opposable thumbs and a big brain allowed us to reign supreme on land. The only place where we don't rule? The ocean... and even there, we can hold our own if we bring the right tools.

​@@mcarrowtime7095 And that surviving just happens to be hunting entire lists of species into extinction with an efficiency no predator in history has ever matched and making almost every wild animal on the planet terrified of our presence.

@@Kakarot64. plenty of wild animals aren't smart enough to be scared of us. humans are still hunted and killed by animals all the time, so maybe you should brush up on the definition of apex predator.

And you've never had auto-correct cause a problem or misspelled a word? The stories themselves are quite good.