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The fact that Paul "Ghengis Khan" Atreides only got about 50 more kills than "Some crazy guy in Africa" is honestly a glowing endorsement of Vale's R&D department.

Every day, we get closer to the Campaign for North Africa video Vale.

*I am Paradox Interactive*

There should be a chance for "exotic carpet" event to actually be just a random event where you can get an exotic carpet, because otherwise it is just a dead giveaway that you are being murdered by someone. It needs to cause MORE PARANOIA

Father is feeding us puny basement dwellers well this month, all hail

The Valefisk R&D department is proud of it's contribution to the effort.

2 in a week, Vale fisters we are eating

"I have become William Afton, killer of kids" - King Robert Oppenheimer I

As someone who lives in New Hampshire, I'd waste my vote on Vermin Supreme "Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote wasted." -Vermin Supreme

this is literally the Campaign for West Africa

TWO UPLOADS IN TWO WEEKS???

When Spiff asked multiple times who killed his wife I think he had to only speak in quotes from the fugitive

The witcher audio books change character pronunciations too. The first two books Geralt's best friend is "dandelion" but in the third his name suddenly becomes "dan-dill-ion"

'this is my 7th second chance with my wife' immediately opens two murder scheme tabs for M16 and M18

On the topic of the Mind Goblin, they (and I swear this is real) made a card called “_____ Goblin” that puts a name sticker on itself when it enters the battlefield, one of which is the word Mind. So the Mind Goblin is real, but only technically.

Oppenheimer wasn't building a bomb. He was building a Nick Cannon

Fun fact: In the second book, Paul states that he has "killed sixty-one billion, sterilized ninety planets, completely demoralized five hundred others."

Playing any strategy game with Spiff is like, "Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear" As you see a stovepipe hat appear in your rearview mirror.

RIP Nitrodubs6 Gone, but not forgotten

Praise the father for a bountiful harvest this month "My balls hurt they itch" -Sun Tzu

The guy who managed to off Vale's character 7 years in despite his 20 intrigue skill is the true winner.

Valefisk's "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" run.

Wow, 2 vids in a week. I for one welcome this new paradigm.

This game was a saturday mornibg cartoon featuring Robert "the stranger", best serial killer in West Africa, going on wacky adventures to kill his entire lineage. All while the Great Atredis Khan is desperatly trying to stop him from murdering his sisters. Somehow the old Robert always escapes.

23:27 So Fun fact there is a Goblin card in MTG called a ‘___ Goblin’ or ‘Name Sticker Goblin’ where you put a word in the blank space to use as its name. Meaning you can make your own mind goblin.

I think the funniest part about Spiff in *any* multiplayer scenario is that he never *starts* overpowered, but he *will* win eventually. It's always this master plan with like 100 steps that all seem disconnected until he pulls the trigger and *ascends* to decimate everyone. Both maximum chance of success and maximum content from every other player being confused and terrified because they know Spiff is doing *something* but they can't for the life of them figure out what it is. Perfectly Balanced.

"emptying the family prison" horrible great sentence

Reggie Vale crossover i never expected, but am glad happened

The moment the Mongol Empire changed their name to "Die Oppenheimer" absolutely devastated me. I couldn't breath for a solid 2 minutes. It had like the perfect build-up.

The entire talk about the wheel of time audio books is honestly really funny after listening through book 7. What I find funnier is trying to read the books and thinking "thats how the fuck that person's name is pronounced?"

When answering the bear vs man question the first response should always be "Is the man British?"

The fact this video can actually stand in as a really, really off the rails version of Dune is amazing.

Optimizing murder in CK3 is a weirdly fascinating process

Paul may have the most heads, but Oppenheimer will be remembered forever

I have to say Chamber does a very convincing SpiffingBrit impression.

31:45 "Well you can do everything in your power to stop me" is such a raw line

"I can't believe the most notorious serial killer just posted bail for 95 gold.." The phrase alone sums up the sheer fucking madness of the whole ordeal..

I loved that post in Dune when Paul founded the Swedegolian Empire.

As someone who has both listened to the Wheel of Time audiobooks and read the books, I can't say that I remember there being an issue of the name pronunciation changing, I think the larger problem is that so many of the characters have basically the same name and they are practically the same character with few distinguishing features (Seane vs Sarine vs Saine vs Siuan). Also, the biggest issue I can remember is that a country has a very similar name to a class of people from the big evil empire (Domani and Damane), so the book can talk about a D*man* woman, and you have to consider where in the world the chapter takes place to determine which type of woman they are talking about.

Vale somehow not having money whilst living in Gold land is just peak

Once again coughing hard enough to almost puke towards the end with Oppenheimer the Serial killer who murders his family being released for 90 gold.

33:12 Spiff really just went "When is a gift not a gift"

Cant wait for the CIA or something to say "5 views in 15 seconds bro fell off"

Fingers crossed dlc with unlanded characters will be a full sandbox where you can travel around the world, gather a host of warriors and eventually press claim on land- rather than a shallow, repeatable event chain. Also, nice video

As an OG viewer. It’s insane to think how big Spiffing has become. I remember his old HoI4 viewer games in his discord. Good on him and bringing the boys back.

Robert Oppenheimer: “When I came to you with those serial kills, we thought we might start a killing spree that would destroy the world.” Paul Atreides: “I remember it well. What of it?” Oppenheimer: "I believe we did.”

ANOTHER VALE VIDEO SO SOON? AND CK3??? WE’RE EATING WELL TONIGHT LADS!

I really hope Spiff does not say “Did you just yoink a boy?” ever again

I am just glad that we are being kept safe by games where Vale gets to murder people and doesn't have to quench his bloodthirst on real people.

"You have no excuse not to try it" Seeing how my Batchelor is due next week id say i'm sure to fail if i play this

The fucking what?

HOLY SHIT REGGIE?? AND THE SPIFFING BRIT? i cannot describe how happy I am. The fact that pretty much all of my favorite KZfaqrs (now including valefisk) have done collabs is so gratifying

They mentioned the Wheel of Time books being narrated by a husband and wife team and I was like "no way Michael Kramer and Kate Reading (known for Mistborn and Stormlight) did those too, right?" And apparently they did! Neat :D

3 seconds in and I'm having flashbacks to the Valefisk torture board game "you killed my wife"

Vale spawn camping his own family is somehow very on-brand. And I almost forgot to mention the spiffing Brit literally pulled a “the British are coming”

48:03 God-Emperor Leto II to his beloved advisor Moneo in 13724 AG.

"Mind Goblin" actually is a real magic card... Sort of? Ok so magic sometimes has Joke sets where they play with mechanics they'd never put in the real game, and in the latest one, they experimented around with "stickers" you can attach to cards after certain game actions. There were three kinds of stickers; -Stat/Text stickers (change the stats or textbox of a card) -Hat stickers (useful for joke cards) -Name add-on stickers (More useful than you'd think) In order to play these stickers, you needed either a card that gave you sticker points, or let you put a sticker on it when played. One of the cards that did the latter was "_____ Goblin", a 3 mana goblin which let you stick a name add-on sticker on it, and then gives you X red mana, where X is the number of letters in the sticker. One of the name add-on stickers was "Mind". However, note the number of letters; there's four. The card cost three. Not only *can* you have a creature named "Mind Goblin" in magic, but it's *legitimately a good play* to play it, since you go +1 on mana *and* get a free goblin. (Insanely powerful in magic) Oh also remember how I said these come from a joke set where they do things that wouldn't fly in the real game? Yeah I lied this wasn't a joke set, "Mind" Goblin is REAL and LEGAL. ( *Technically* there are better names to put on the Goblin then 'Mind', there are 5 and 6 letter name stickers, *but* they're like 1 per sticker sheet at most, you can only play from 3 unique sheets in a game, and there's only one sticker per name, so "Mind Goblin" is still Optimal on, like, _______ Goblin #3 or 4.)

When I heard the phrase "you killed my wife," I was fully expecting another Harrison Ford in The Fugitive scenario. Imagine my disappointment when that was not the case.

The mind goblin is really it’s from an “un” set in magic that uses stickers so there is a “blank” goblin and a mind sticker

Honestly, Valefisk, Spiff and Reggie are the perfect trio, pls make more with the three of you. I love watching my three favorite lunatics playing games lol

I thought one of the rules was you couldn't directly kill each other's characters. It kinda felt like spiff cheated there at the end. It was very funny though.

Spiff accidentally ransoming Vale made me laugh so much my throat started hurting

24:23 Captain Feathersword finds anyone allergic to feathers and gives them a face full of his cutlass until they go into anaphylactic shock.

@2:30 Honestly, that's a VERY good Cillian Murphy. Well done.

"I have known the Spiffing Brit for 8 years." Haha the Paradox quiz show is not that long ago. *Checks* Oh my fucking god.

Two valefisk videos in one week? The end must be near.

You could hear Daddy Vale start to look up what mind goblin was. My head lowered in remorse for what he was about to hear.

For the Audiobooks, I understand that. I listen to another series that they narrate, The Stormlight Archives and sometimes the pronunciation changes from book to book. Don't get me wrong though, they are great at narrating and the story is amazing.

Two videos in one month?! Yes, da- father! Please! We require more! We're not an addict. We can quit whenever we want.

There was a rule at the start saying that you were not allowed to directly kill each other. Spiff broke that rule by executing you, ergo Vale wins by default and Spiff lost due to cheating!

This Game is literally a valefisk fashion Game

I genuinely though moh-ghi-dee-un and moh-gah-deen were 2 different people through multiple wheel of time audiobooks

The mind goblin magic the gathering card is actually real There is a card called ______ goblin whose gimic is that the blank can be replaced with stickers One of the stickers is the word "mind" so that cars is just only used for that joke

This is truly something else. After Spiff went on his murder rampage I thought he would beat the others by an order of magnitude, I did not expect things to go so far off the rails after that!

If you want to get back at the devious british man, round up the usual stockholm syndrom victims and give them a seperate aspect of a boardgame to design while telling them to make it as much of a torture as possible to eventually create the most nonsensical and mental taxing boardgame made by people who had to endure years of psychological trauma at your hand...and then get Spiff to play that absolute clusterfuck thats barely classified as a game and see how much he can handle

22:50 Vale, I can't believe you actually fell for that.

If were honest vale technically wins because spiff broke the rule of not killing other players.

All my favorite psychopaths in one place, just wonderful

3:34 bro really said pronownciation

Two Valefish videos in the same month? That's a new record!

@thespiffingbrit GOOD JOB ON GETTING MORE VALE UPLOADS WE NEEDED THEMMMMMM

Giving TheSpiffingBrit and Vale a sandbox game yielded about the expected result *aka* *Absolute chaos*

So for the "mind goblin" thing, there is a card from the most recent Un-set, that is legal in a couple of formats, called "________ Goblin." It allows you to fill in the blank with a set of sticker names. One of the options is "Mind." So technically you could say there is a Mind Goblin in MTG.

56:10 five guys? Murders and knives?

I tried this myself before I watched the vid to compare. I got 499 Kills as budget Genghis Khan

You should warm up the gang to CNA with a coop game of hearts of iron 4 but immediately throw them into the black ice mod. Ultra sufferage

Seeing the event announcement of "Genghis Khan," with fucking Paul Atreides on screen is funny asf to me

Spiff broke the rule of not killing other players with that execution XD

"Mind Goblin deez nuts" I'm pretty sure that should count as 1 murder

"Do not engage with the blue man" Considering everything I've seen from Doug, Kevin, and Spif himself....yeah, hug the bear, you're sometimes not even safe as a bystander watching the video

Valefisk AND Reggie AND Spiff?????????????????? i will not forget about the campaign for north africa, but this will definitely buy some time

i NEED more videos with the spiffing brit, he's consistently so funny and pleasant

26:17 I thought about the setting fire to the feast one, but I haven't seen it in ages. It's got to be hard to pull off. I also thought of the event where you become a Berserker and kill like your whole court off, but I think you have to be a North Germanic tribe for that one.

In Spiff's world being a serial killer with a killcount of 114 get's you the same punishment, as RDM-ing someone on a Gmod DarkRP server

Spiffing Brit acting innocent in the early game them dominant middle and late game

A suprise to be sure but a welcomed one. On a serious note, i do love all three of you guys and was presently surprised to see a video involving all of you.

Valefisk uploading more than once in the space of a month? Ain't no way.

Spiff with that brooch move was so good. "Oh no"

Praise be to Spiff for this gift of extra Valefisk content.