The Complete Karl Pilkington on Money (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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6 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's high time for a new compilation... Karl's views on the values and function of money. Highlights of this compilation include:
- Karl deciding how much he would need to be paid to perform lubricious tasks
- Karl experiencing the finer things in life which only money can buy, and confirming he just doesn't want to lick fish.
- Karl complaining that the successes of working with Ricky haven't quite brought him the riches and lifestyle that he expected...
...And much more!
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Пікірлер: 137

@stephenstephen1505 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way that Karl stands his ground..

@YouSmokeChed 10 ай бұрын

He can never accept he’s talking nonsense

@chrisdenham7267 6 жыл бұрын

Nice one. New clip to listen to in bed. Evening to all the Pilkington sleep club. Happy listening...

@truckermatt4603 6 жыл бұрын

Chris Denham omg I thought I was the only one who sleeps to kp

@chrisdenham7267 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Land.... nope there is alot of people who do the same again i thought i was the only one as well

@kmunyard 6 жыл бұрын

Im an intermittent member of the Dilkington sleepers

@sheryljones3806 6 жыл бұрын

Every night I listen to Karl and then I think try to listen to someone else this eve but no I return to the amazing Karl Pilkington without listening to more than a minute of something else as Karl is the best thing ever x

@garylewis6657 6 жыл бұрын

😂 thought this was just me, also...

@TheMornal 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Karl compared Rockbusters to Newton's contribution to science

@zarzanator1991 4 жыл бұрын

Ive never needed mc^2 in me life. but the fella who invented these compilations; i watch one a week.

@oneeyedchef4819 5 жыл бұрын

hard for me to listen to this at night over my bullet. karl voice low so i have volume up hi then ricky laughs and wakes up my house lol

@greigsanderson9673 6 жыл бұрын

Love the zero adverts, Yak the legend.

@Maclunkey937 6 жыл бұрын

Dear yak, You are the best thing that has ever happened to KZfaq and your compilations are second to none. Sincerely, a very happy listener

@TheComplete 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks that's very kind of you!

@StuHolland 6 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@jayjayvee4394 6 жыл бұрын

Agree ✌🏻

@alfie2829 6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@mikewest5057 6 жыл бұрын

BATES that's way over the top

@Clvrkz 3 жыл бұрын

37:55 “not like some toad looking woman” had me in bits. 😂😂😂

@AA-hg5fk 3 ай бұрын

The reaction of the people presenting Comic relief after the clip from Ricky, Steve and Karl aired was absolutely priceless.

@DjbreedKronikaudio 2 жыл бұрын

No ads thx mate really appreciate it

@Andrew_J97 6 жыл бұрын

Please keep making more of these. Can you do a complete Karl on Suzanne?

@TheComplete 6 жыл бұрын

Sure will try to continue and do a complete Karl on Suzanne :)

@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын

What's the number for the fat arse complaint line?

@magician33 4 жыл бұрын

Ricky keeps on waking me up with his laugh lol

@1035pm 4 жыл бұрын

Steve merchant- “I’m from the west county and have never heard anything like that” Also Steve merchant-“so we tried to get this pig in the back of a Volvo estate”

@annika_panicka 3 жыл бұрын

Lol - to be fair, Vera lived outside, and Steve was peer-pressured into taking her for a spin. Did we ever find out whether she made it to the party?

@thepontiacbandit7874 3 жыл бұрын

@@annika_panicka You’re the best, Annika! 😘

@danielhobgen6146 6 жыл бұрын

I interpret Rick's enjoyment of Karl as being based on Karl unashamed relationship with his working class background.

@AA-hg5fk 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, Ricky has working class roots too so I think Karl reminds him of how he could have ended up!

@PommeLavande Жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk Not that that’s a bad thing. Karl is amazing. 🤣

@dpm2515 9 ай бұрын

In my opinion he enjoys the fact that he shamelessly Embraces his ignorance and naivete and recognizes he doesn't know very much. Most people in Carl's position are completely ashamed being a little bit less intelligent or knowledgeable and go to Great lengths to try to hide it... it's very rare for somebody to own it... I'd say it's more to do with his uninhibited ignorance and the authenticity of this character and personality in the way he owns it and doesn't shy away from something that he's below average at. I had a friend once by like 80 to 100 books and put them up in his living room and he never read any of them it was for appearances sake. So you would assume he read them and was knowledgeable. But I got to know him really well and they were all way above his capacity

@osamaabdelazizahmed7103 4 жыл бұрын

Please come back Yak I love your compilations

@Ludspaw 6 жыл бұрын

you are amazing, Karl is the reason I ever smile

@steotrron 5 жыл бұрын

My nighttime listening playlist. Thanks for these!

@roxmittens 3 жыл бұрын

Yak, you are a legend. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

@crayottawa4700 6 жыл бұрын

Great compilation! Thanks for putting this together :) Few bits I hadn't heard before. Cheers

@prestigepme 5 жыл бұрын

Did Karl just invent kitten mittens

@BggProductions 6 жыл бұрын

Excellent compilations, thank you.

@nocontextwhatever 4 жыл бұрын

Too bad the volume varies WILDLY from clip to clip 😕

@kathrynphillips1086 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the upload !

@pgsmith22 2 жыл бұрын

Some of their best moments in this. 👍🤣

@PedloProductions 3 жыл бұрын

I identity with Karl far too much lmao

@victorjoichironishi2 6 жыл бұрын

Top notch. Thanks! One more to add to the collection.

@pacco9532 5 жыл бұрын

‘Money for old rope’ comes from ship building when people used it as corking between the planks

@edgygamer9732 6 жыл бұрын

My evening sorted

@styx87 6 жыл бұрын

Welcome back Yak

@zak6115 4 жыл бұрын

9:56, truly stranger than fiction.

@mariomusic8550 4 жыл бұрын

25:56 - 26:31 : I think we have finally found the true answer to the question "what is Karl's bravest moment?" . And it is not the hilarious story.about helping a drunk man open a door 😂

@CJ_Yo_ 3 жыл бұрын

30:10 - Ricky says Shitting then almost says the F word and remarks "you almost made me swear then"😂

@edmunddonnelly3881 5 ай бұрын

3:27 Fit 'em on your cat feet. 😂

@roslaighleis9296 5 жыл бұрын

I love the south African accents..... go springbocks. South Africa best in the world.

@pacco9532 5 жыл бұрын

Ros Laighleis it’s a racist shithole

@LukeFG 3 ай бұрын

Newton had his Apple, I have Rockbusters

@Matty217 4 жыл бұрын

Lol when Karl is trying to explain purchasing power to Rick, but he gets dismissed. Karl doesn't have fancy words or uni degrees but he actually understands the world so well. I reckon he'd actually have the highest IQ of the three if they were tested. Anyway cheers for the comp yak

@Naren25 2 жыл бұрын

Oh he clearly wouldn't

@MrCheesyBaconBits 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Female Karl 100% *Bit* *Weird* *Init* *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 жыл бұрын

@@jonashjerpe7421 alright... Feel free to check my channel if you like Just got back from ibiza 5mins ago

@docinsano2747 4 жыл бұрын

If you call yourself female Karl, you ain't. Great thing about him is how oblivious he is.

@nimilshah6689 6 жыл бұрын

49:50

@animallover4955 3 жыл бұрын

You are happier with money

@nflynn Жыл бұрын

JLS in a tub of beans!

@danyellx615 6 жыл бұрын

Oh my god yak where've you been? I thought the worst!!!

@danyellx615 6 жыл бұрын

Ejuice Vaper sure

@danyellx615 6 жыл бұрын

Ejuice Vaper lol I'm from the same place as Karl to us pants aren't underwear

@greigsanderson9673 6 жыл бұрын

Danielle Cunningham Your very decent x

@tee1up785 3 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍

@benh4544 5 жыл бұрын

What i dont get is at 13:00 he explains the matress story differently to when he mentioned it on The RG Show..

@Aalborg42 4 жыл бұрын

It's nothing new. His stories change all the time. When he talks about his magpie he said he brought it to school and it flew away and never came back. Then in one of his books he writes that he deliberately left it somwhere hoping it wouldnt come back because he was sick of it .

@nimilshah6689 6 жыл бұрын

18:35

@phil24jones 5 жыл бұрын

What's the name of that tune Ricky sings at 7:55?

@robertoseveno 4 жыл бұрын

The Girl from Ipanema

@SUPER_WOLFMOON Жыл бұрын

Karl, having very little knowledge of how mopping and cats work. He has had a cat before, yet he studies the behavior of slugs and bees etc..? Love Karl!

@markturner4020 5 жыл бұрын

Newton didn't invent the cat mop but did invent the catflap in doors

@davidsavage3120 5 жыл бұрын

Mark Turner where was it before?

@janed7774 6 жыл бұрын

When I was born my mater said I had a head like an 🍊 orange funny that ... 👶

@robertoseveno 4 жыл бұрын

Lolz at 1:08:10 So you want me to undress you by a bloke and Karl's funny, kinda nervous laughter then saying Nah I'm alright

@e.t.464 6 жыл бұрын

25:03 A good robbing.

@SlySportz 2 жыл бұрын

Can I wear gloves 😂😂😂

@pablodiablo7175 4 жыл бұрын

I think Ricky might be a closet gay the amount of times he refers to gay things in both radio shows and podcasts .

@Rebecca-wite 4 жыл бұрын

Ive read that comment about him on quite a few videos now 😂 so probably

@Ead32180 3 жыл бұрын

For years, I thought he was gay. I never knew about Jane

@allaboutedm8050 5 жыл бұрын

Is this from the Ricky Gervais show or xfm

@kaaiilleeemm 5 жыл бұрын

All About EDM xfm original radio shows, as you can hear, they take these stories they’ve already told and reuse them in the podcasts later which is used for the animation

@eternalanglo4452 6 жыл бұрын

Fuck me, Yak is still here.

@samtraji1 5 жыл бұрын

So did he get paid?

@toppatoppa5236 4 жыл бұрын

You'd be a fool not to take the money but you'd be a fool to take any

@williamsmith666 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not a millionaire-" He is these days... And sadly, Ricky's right; we all love Karl and his ramblings, but he really did have the easiest discovery and venture into the business of show. All he had to do was be himself, and boom, instant sensation. Didn't have to work all that hard for it; in fact, if Ricky is to be believed, he did pretty much all the leg work to get Karl's career off the ground, while Karl really didn't do anything (he kinda strikes me as someone who just isn't able to do things himself...), so if he bitched about the money not coming in, well, he wasn't out there actively looking for work.

@AA-hg5fk 4 жыл бұрын

Haha Karl had a rubbish time in an idiot abroad though, it was all one big wind up! Karl deserves every penny he earned from it!

@Ead32180 3 жыл бұрын

@Paul Mcgregor but Ricky and Steve are hilarious but on their own and together; whereas those Skankdashions are talentless pieces of crap

@nickjohns Жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk agreed. But he's being very well paid though. Karl really is making money for old rope.

@ProjectFlashlight612 3 жыл бұрын

Two men bully another man in retaliation for their own bullying in the early 80s.

@ConqueringLionKappa Жыл бұрын

nice alternative title

@jameshickey1294 4 жыл бұрын

Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷😊👉😴

@janed7774 6 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does anyone else wish a certain persons guffawws could be edited out if some shows ? 🐦

@misscathybland 6 жыл бұрын

Or just turned down. Isn't everyone miked separately? In headphones it's murder.

@AA-hg5fk 3 жыл бұрын

Ricky's hyena-like laugh is so loud!

@AP-yx9de 4 жыл бұрын

8:50 are you a couple of benders?

@liamdude5722 4 жыл бұрын

Is your cat making too much noise all the time?

@Rebecca-wite 4 жыл бұрын

Kitten mittons

@thetopherhaslanded 5 жыл бұрын

So weird to hear Karl laugh :L

@5uper5kill3rz 4 жыл бұрын

Are you a couple of benders? Lol couldn’t say that in 2019.

@daddydankmemes6260 4 жыл бұрын

What is a bender

@vampmode9132 2 жыл бұрын

@@daddydankmemes6260 a homosexual

@toppatoppa5236 4 жыл бұрын

But at the same time why would u bring up any serious illnesses on your first date

@thepontiacbandit7874 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he mis-heard her…you know the way he does! Or if he misunderstood what she meant…i dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@nickjohns Жыл бұрын

@@thepontiacbandit7874 most probably.

@malkchatters1046 3 жыл бұрын

Wish Graham would keep in character and stop changing his stories.

@dazzfoster8825 2 жыл бұрын

Steve has a weird foot fetish in this one

@joelm6683 5 жыл бұрын

“Are you a couple of benders” would never here that on radio these days now that everyone gets offended over nothing.

@ivantodorov3309 3 жыл бұрын

Steve's cheap

@camilarestrepo444 3 жыл бұрын

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@_J.F_ 4 жыл бұрын

Taking only the audio track from what is clearly video recordings is disappointing. There are much better compilations out there!