The Dumbest Criminals Ever

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Detective Williams

Detective Williams

9 ай бұрын

Today we will be taking a look at 4 of the DUMBEST CRIMINALS to Ever Exist.
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@DetectiveWilliams
@DetectiveWilliams 8 ай бұрын
Hey guys, hope you liked the video! Sorry in advance for not being able to translate what Cody Fohrenkam is saying at some parts, I don't think anyone in this world besides some chimpanzee can do so, cope with me just this time🙏😔 Subscribe for more videos if you want to see more!
@geoffreyperson2717
@geoffreyperson2717 8 ай бұрын
10:05 - "Who did I tell? Man, check it out ..." 10:47 - "Wednesday the 9th, I was over in Hayward, Wisconsin. I think I might even have a ticket for the theater, went to go see Sing 2 with my girl and her nieces, so that's it." 11:38 - "I was wondering about how you would pull a gun on somebody that gots an AFib heart." 11:46 - "Like I said, man, like that sh*t could've sent my ... My mom got a short time to live ..." 12:14 - "Well, yeah, a phone too, yeah, she assisted me with a phone." 13:47 - "You expect me to sit here and put me at a place where I wasn't at at the time ... Like I said ... The 9th? Exactly a week?" 14:07 - "Shit, I think I was with my big brother Curt, Curtis ___." 14:18 - "Yeah, he does. Well, he doesn't stay in the city ... Well, he does and he don't, he works at three jobs in the city, he works at Pizza Lucce ..." 15:03 - "It's what I'm saying, y'all going to fuck with my heart, sit there and play around, like I said, I ain't ... Like I said, y'all don't know." 15:15 - "Dude, I got MRSA, dude. I got MRSA, dude, look at this sh*t, look at this sh*t. It's crazy, I don't even want to ... Like I'm so f*cking mad, I'm so f*cking mad right now. I was supposed to ... PRT, ooh ooh ooh ooh? Then y'all come talking about some goofy sh*t that I don't know about ..." 15:52 - "I was at Wally's, and boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ..." 15:57 - "You don't know the f*cker that busted me in the motherf*cking face, stole my phone ..." 16:14 - "I got f*cking mugged, that's what that was. I don't ... Like I said, I don't know." 16:24 - "He, 'Ooh ooh ooh, what did they look like?' I said, 'One was a n***er, the other one was ooh ooh, I don't ...' Nothing came of it." 16:36 - "Man, I went to the Wally's for a f*cking Backwood and a pack of Newports, man." 17:09 - "I see how y'all are trying to put the pieces of the puzzle together, but y'all are vamping on it." 17:15 - "Nah, like I said, man, y'all ain't ramshackling me in sh*t."
@mikerotchlol
@mikerotchlol 8 ай бұрын
not that deep lmao@fudgeholeJenkins
@Andrew-un8tx
@Andrew-un8tx 8 ай бұрын
the thumb says "-2 IQ'? Whoever wrote that may be the dumbest person alive. It's not possible for IQ to be negative. It's a population distribution.
@knockout9446
@knockout9446 8 ай бұрын
This list is complete without Donald Trump.
@7broly1000
@7broly1000 8 ай бұрын
(don’t forget to credit red tree crime)
@nolannolannolan
@nolannolannolan 9 ай бұрын
How do you have an ankle monitor on AND be wanted for homicide?!
@966Mako
@966Mako 8 ай бұрын
Right! Shame they didn’t have a way of tracking him 😂
@chocdabar4204
@chocdabar4204 8 ай бұрын
That’s a great question 😮
@eriktout5084
@eriktout5084 8 ай бұрын
WTF.....absolutely ridiculous
@supremesloth105
@supremesloth105 8 ай бұрын
Wonder if magnets fuck them up
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 8 ай бұрын
thought that was the point.
@yesicanhearyouclemfandango
@yesicanhearyouclemfandango 8 ай бұрын
My man successfully evaded police for 3 years but got done by a box of cold fries. Talk about dumb 😂😅
@jylessa_spiritgem4736
@jylessa_spiritgem4736 8 ай бұрын
Dumb as a box of cold fries my G
@ashvsthedeadite6091
@ashvsthedeadite6091 8 ай бұрын
Lmfao!
@bailey125
@bailey125 8 ай бұрын
That apparently weren''t even cold 😂
@edwinbz9889
@edwinbz9889 8 ай бұрын
I'm surprised it wasn't for some fried chicken.
@PeacefulRS
@PeacefulRS 8 ай бұрын
That's not what he said. Dude has been out for three years. Not that he's been dodging a warrant for three years.
@sealake7935
@sealake7935 8 ай бұрын
Listening to Cody talk was painful… I couldn’t imagine having to interrogate a guy like that
@jordanmntungwa3311
@jordanmntungwa3311 8 ай бұрын
My dad was a cop and a good one. It's hard to hate police when you seee them cracking down on criminals so professionally. talking to people that even you and I wouldn't be able to talk to
@sealake7935
@sealake7935 8 ай бұрын
@@jordanmntungwa3311 Yeah. Most definitely… That guy was such a pain to listen to… He couldn’t even finish one proper sentence…
@unclezebulan9404
@unclezebulan9404 8 ай бұрын
He sounds black
@junglekutz5625
@junglekutz5625 8 ай бұрын
He wants to be popular, be the man, be manipulative, be a drama queen, get over as well as run circles around the police. Crazy ass....
@EsmeAmira
@EsmeAmira 7 ай бұрын
I have no clue what he was saying
@oliviad3326
@oliviad3326 6 ай бұрын
Calling the cops over McDonald’s is absolutely bonkers even if you aren’t a wanted felon
@EltonL
@EltonL 6 ай бұрын
makes me want to when they forget the sauce with my mcnuggets...
@jordanbabcock9349
@jordanbabcock9349 6 ай бұрын
I mean if you paid $50 for an order and it's wrong/cold etc and they don't offer a refund..I'm calling. That's theft.
@Sonnyyyy
@Sonnyyyy 5 ай бұрын
Dear lord
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 ай бұрын
@@jordanbabcock9349 he was offered a refund!
@jackthurman2642
@jackthurman2642 5 ай бұрын
@@jordanbabcock9349 That's a bit different than calling over a single order of cold fries.
@ronk9830
@ronk9830 9 ай бұрын
Antoine called the police because his french fries weren't hot...😂😂😂😂 Smooth move, Antoine!
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 8 ай бұрын
all he had to do was eat them a little quicker as hot stuff gets cold the longer you wait to eat the hot food.
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 8 ай бұрын
@digitalsoldier2795 as a black man myself I can say I hate the ol racist black man cold french fry too, why can't us black peeps get a hot fry evry once in a while, if whitey can get his hot all the time why can't we.
@raccoondungeonmaster1126
@raccoondungeonmaster1126 8 ай бұрын
Shoulda gone to Wendy's. They'd have replaced em in a heartbeat
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629
@youtubeshadowbannedmylasta2629 8 ай бұрын
@@raccoondungeonmaster1126 unless they maybe they deal with it all the time, then they may not have replaced them. regardless we all been there, spending time eating a deliciouso burger and before you know it you reach for the same piping hot fry you saw steaming 20 odd minutes ago now replaced by a limp ice cold stick between your fingers. still, not sure it'd be worth calling the police over, maybe he could have thrown them in the nuker for 30 seconds.
@HELLISHHANDZ
@HELLISHHANDZ 8 ай бұрын
​@digitalsoldier2795 you should go to the Olympics because that's gold level reaching.
@shanedaniel8954
@shanedaniel8954 8 ай бұрын
That dude with the McDonald’s fries should’ve received a Darwin Award for calling the cops knowing damn well he had warrants lol. Some people really are up against it
@raphaellavictoria01
@raphaellavictoria01 8 ай бұрын
oh but I think outstanding warrants are probably such a regular thing for him, it's like parking tickets, he forgot
@ggrocklee.
@ggrocklee. 8 ай бұрын
Darwin awards are for deaths. He’s just stupid lol
@mikefallopian3191
@mikefallopian3191 8 ай бұрын
The whole system caters to scum like him now, so he thought it was just going to be business as usual. Black privilege.
@MrDIZ561
@MrDIZ561 8 ай бұрын
He actually wanted to eat some good ol HOT MCdonald French Fries before he spend time in Prison & you got no heart making jokes & stuff 🤬💔
@shehuweaves
@shehuweaves 8 ай бұрын
@@MrDIZ561 🤣🤣
@quantheterrible3285
@quantheterrible3285 7 ай бұрын
Big Bubba: hey Antoine, what’re you in for? Antoine: some damn French fries, dawg… 😂😂😂💀
@jeffcampbell2710
@jeffcampbell2710 4 ай бұрын
Big Bubva- I got a Quata Pounder here for you.
@MrA71717
@MrA71717 6 ай бұрын
Calling the police over fries when youre wanted for murder is as wild as it gets
@HELLISHHANDZ
@HELLISHHANDZ 8 ай бұрын
When you forgot you did dirt and think you can do regular civilian shit.
@kchannel5317
@kchannel5317 8 ай бұрын
That guy that set the car on fire is used to having things hot and ready, so he understandably called the police for a real emergency.
@luvmibratt
@luvmibratt 8 ай бұрын
Poor Antion 🥴 🍟 🍔
@michaelstewart6609
@michaelstewart6609 8 ай бұрын
Lol
@CharlotteChambers91
@CharlotteChambers91 8 ай бұрын
😅 Lol.
@thepokemaster411
@thepokemaster411 8 ай бұрын
This nigga petty and psychotic ...
@SnappinTurtle666
@SnappinTurtle666 8 ай бұрын
Codys hair line doesnt back up that gangster attitude 😅😂😅😂
@EsmeAmira
@EsmeAmira 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sharlizeachieng9829
@sharlizeachieng9829 7 ай бұрын
Damn😂😂😂
@captain150
@captain150 7 ай бұрын
His hair reminds me of Russel Williams' hair.
@iatdtv4996
@iatdtv4996 7 ай бұрын
Pre Malone up in that interrogation
@0Ciju0
@0Ciju0 7 ай бұрын
Ginger unicorn
@Robert.R.83
@Robert.R.83 8 ай бұрын
I love how the computer gives a verbal warning like in Demolition Man or something
@nope53926
@nope53926 6 ай бұрын
Probably as an incident where cops just clicked through the screens and didn't even see the warning.
@themonsterunderyourbed9408
@themonsterunderyourbed9408 6 ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing.
@mintypot
@mintypot 6 ай бұрын
antoine is the proof anybody can be a karen, like who calls the cops for getting cold french fries 💀
@evilsock12
@evilsock12 5 ай бұрын
male karens are called Kevins
@jeffcampbell2710
@jeffcampbell2710 4 ай бұрын
It's a h8 crime, because he's......
@codeblue2532
@codeblue2532 3 күн бұрын
My take is that Antoine and his significant other left the premises and then came back after their errand and expected the meal to be hot. Still hot !! Probably no funds for lunch.
@donniesmidway
@donniesmidway 8 ай бұрын
Dude that car reading the wanted person and CAUTION: VIOLENCE is so cyberpunk and fucking sweet.
@booleyb3218
@booleyb3218 8 ай бұрын
it sounded like some kind of game quest or something
@atdit
@atdit 8 ай бұрын
​@@booleyb3218lmao
@Alexander_Grant
@Alexander_Grant 8 ай бұрын
They actually invented those when they learned that a vast majority of cops can't read. They had to tell them the important information somehow.
@JoeRogansForehead
@JoeRogansForehead 8 ай бұрын
@@Alexander_Grantoh shut up lol how would you pass the academy if you can’t read . You realize it’s not all running and exercise right ? They actually have to pass tests . It’s literally to make sure the officers are aware of the fact and having a loud ass robot voice say “wanted : armed and dangerous” is probably the best and most obvious way to do it.
@Elzzaw
@Elzzaw 8 ай бұрын
I love how it just blares it so that any would-be criminal can hear the car giving them ample warning to flee.
@carsonIewis
@carsonIewis 8 ай бұрын
I had to do a double-take on the first guy accidentally confessing. That was definitely interesting
@junglekutz5625
@junglekutz5625 8 ай бұрын
That was definitely 👀. But this is a norm for certain folk that lack self control. They will yap themselves into a corner with things they have no business saying. It's one thing to yap about nothing, but to put something out there that just shouldn't be said.........😂
@TheReaper002
@TheReaper002 7 ай бұрын
Suspect: So my friend was driving and shooting Detective: The driver was not shooting Suspect: So I was driving
@Stoirelius
@Stoirelius 7 ай бұрын
- Am I under arrest? - No, come here - Am I under arrest? - No - Am I under arrest? - Yeah! *Runs 😂😂😂😂
@RARESTWEDGIE6
@RARESTWEDGIE6 6 ай бұрын
They say every time Cody lies, his hairline goes back another centimeter.
@LIVEFRMNYC
@LIVEFRMNYC 8 ай бұрын
Detectives: So what happened? Suspect: Woo Woo Woo.
@skyhawkslcb18
@skyhawkslcb18 8 күн бұрын
oh my god i couldn't take it anymore what kind of retarded ass shit was that
@FullmetalC5
@FullmetalC5 8 ай бұрын
Cody's demeanor and accent says everything you need to know.
@abdullrahman8241
@abdullrahman8241 8 ай бұрын
I agree, trash everywhere
@Mon-gm7rk
@Mon-gm7rk 8 ай бұрын
he can't even speak properly. I learned English by myself and even I have a better way with words, lol. it's like he ain't even thinkin what he's saying, just speaking.
@kyliemoore9013
@kyliemoore9013 8 ай бұрын
How to be "tough" Step 1: forget articulation. Step2:dividetotalbraincellsby2 tep 3- com'up wit sob story Tep for get mad when cot C I'm tuf
@ahmedp8009
@ahmedp8009 8 ай бұрын
"wo wo wo"
@dfender7492
@dfender7492 8 ай бұрын
This guy is mentally completely ill. He should never be released from a Psychiatry hospital again@@toucan2227
@Dovahkiin106
@Dovahkiin106 6 ай бұрын
That last guy really thought admitting on camera that she screamed "Stop" would be a good idea?
@bluegum6438
@bluegum6438 2 ай бұрын
That is an unpleasant situation to be sure. Obviously yes consent can be withdrawn at any moment but withdrawing consent literally moments before penetration is an heroic test of character that many men would fail
@Dovahkiin106
@Dovahkiin106 2 ай бұрын
@@bluegum6438 if it takes courage not to rape someone, you’re not exactly a good person.
@MilosCsrb
@MilosCsrb 2 ай бұрын
9 years is just too much, he was honest and she wanted it
@user-nm9pz4dn5r
@user-nm9pz4dn5r 2 ай бұрын
@@bluegum6438speak for yourself freak
@ramsaybolton7464
@ramsaybolton7464 2 ай бұрын
I mean bro she was in his bedroom though? That’s his excuse
@serfranklin6022
@serfranklin6022 8 ай бұрын
That French fries dude probably takes the cake running up for Mr. Dumb, even though the competition is fierce 😅
@JeffBourke
@JeffBourke 8 ай бұрын
He went out that morning looking for homes and he found a new home for life 😂😂😂
@michaelprendergast-xq7jo
@michaelprendergast-xq7jo 8 ай бұрын
He's worse Dan marve out off home alone the wet bandits he should be called the cold fries bandit what a wally 😂😂😂 wears wally 😂😂
@MmaSmarty87
@MmaSmarty87 8 ай бұрын
"uwu woo uwu woo uwu woo uwu woo"
@sherriepb1
@sherriepb1 8 ай бұрын
He tried so hard to come off as an upstanding citizen... Meanwhile, he was just a complete menace.
@WeebRemover4500
@WeebRemover4500 8 ай бұрын
@@MmaSmarty87 wild weaboo
@mattderouen2323
@mattderouen2323 6 ай бұрын
Mission accomplished Antoine!
@Maximus-xk3ke
@Maximus-xk3ke 8 ай бұрын
It always amazes how people expect a fine dining experience and customer service at a fast food restaurant.
@ostlandr
@ostlandr 7 ай бұрын
Who can afford McDonalds these days? I can get better food for the same price at the local diner.
@jorami4838
@jorami4838 6 ай бұрын
​@@humptydumpty1575 you say that as if Karen's aren't notorious for being angry white women in restaurants. 🙄
@didamnesia3575
@didamnesia3575 6 ай бұрын
​@jorami4838 right, but why you go all racist?
@jorami4838
@jorami4838 6 ай бұрын
@@didamnesia3575 The guy I was responding to was saying this was a 'black' thing. His comment seems to have been deleted.
@didamnesia3575
@didamnesia3575 6 ай бұрын
@jorami4838 my bad, I guess I missed the context there. My aunt was a Karen and I didn't know it as a kid. In my late teens got an "awakening" that my original childhood assumption that my aunt Sharon is a Karen was correct. As an adult I've learned she's basically just an awful person
@ostlandr
@ostlandr 7 ай бұрын
Oh, man, that last guy. Once, when we were being intimate, my 2nd GF said "Don't! Stop!" so I removed myself from the situation so fast I fell off the bed. She looked so hurt. "You stopped!" She had been trying to say "Don't stop!" but had to catch a breath between the two words. We had a good laugh, and I got mad props. There have been a few times where the lady I was with got uncomfortable for whatever reason during intercourse. At the first "Ouch!" I was instantly no longer able to perform. Once, my Lady Wife was uncomfortable, but wanted me to finish anyway. She didn't say a word- but apparently I picked up on her body language or something, because- totally lost it.
@user-ut2wo4jf2s
@user-ut2wo4jf2s 7 ай бұрын
You, sir, are a gentleman. Kudos.
@katodd2925
@katodd2925 16 күн бұрын
Thats how normal men respond
@hoobaguy4311
@hoobaguy4311 14 күн бұрын
Beta
@schmatever
@schmatever 7 ай бұрын
The last guy, the rapist. Now he's gonna understand what it feels like to "get your virginity taken".
@rickoshay5525
@rickoshay5525 7 ай бұрын
She went to that ugly guy rather than saving herself for her future husband. Accountability is a woman's kryptonite.
@sunnydaysdown
@sunnydaysdown 7 ай бұрын
​@@rickoshay5525You clearly don't know what rape is. Don't speak on something you know nothing about. Women can sleep with whoever they want and don't need to save themselves if they don't want to. Don't blame the victim, no means no. Not everyone has the same beliefs as you do. Get a life
@canavanibus
@canavanibus 6 ай бұрын
@@rickoshay5525 Rapists too I hear. Probably moreso.
@exnozgaming5657
@exnozgaming5657 23 күн бұрын
@@rickoshay5525 >Goes to a guys house. >On his bed, gets naked. >make cam porn >Agreed for penetration >Man started doing it and it hurt >she told to stop, he didn't/couldn't cuz he is high on hormones. Now he is a rapist. WOW
@katodd2925
@katodd2925 16 күн бұрын
​@@rickoshay5525She was r**ped. That means she didnt want him.... Hes literally a criminal. Also, not everybody believes in saving yourself for marriage. You trying to justify his evil actions that got him in jail is the definition of not taking accountability.
@mattladuke3992
@mattladuke3992 8 ай бұрын
That one cop kinda seemed like a good guy, but i laughed so hard we he fell 😂😂
@evilsizer4428
@evilsizer4428 8 ай бұрын
Here I am checking the comments to make sure I'm not the only one who did!
@mattladuke3992
@mattladuke3992 8 ай бұрын
@evilsizer4428 How could you not 🤣 I respect him for how he handled it, but its always funny to see someone fall, especially cops 🤣
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 8 ай бұрын
I swear, pigs trip over nothing EXACTLY like teenage girls do in horror movies lmao
@FambosYootos
@FambosYootos 8 ай бұрын
Haha, yeh. That was funny, he fell like a toddler lol
@ChuckFinelyForever
@ChuckFinelyForever 8 ай бұрын
@@cdogthehedgehog6923You try running with all that loose ass gear, see how well you run
@matt2522
@matt2522 9 ай бұрын
Lukewarm fries are everyone’s undoing.
@dirtyrandy2592
@dirtyrandy2592 9 ай бұрын
I let mine cool down before I eat them 😂
@diolate2
@diolate2 9 ай бұрын
​@@dirtyrandy2592blasphemous 😂
@matt2522
@matt2522 8 ай бұрын
@@dirtyrandy2592 ewww
@dirtyrandy2592
@dirtyrandy2592 8 ай бұрын
@@matt2522 I don’t eat them cold 😂 I just don’t like my food really hot
@justadildeau
@justadildeau 8 ай бұрын
​@@dirtyrandy2592sorcerer
@Heartstopper-fan
@Heartstopper-fan 4 ай бұрын
9:43 when he said “I ain’t with the gvns, I screamed at my phone, “THEY NEVER SAID WHAT WEAPON!! THEY ONLY SAID THERE WAS A MIRDER”
@AnomalyINC
@AnomalyINC 6 ай бұрын
Hearing Cody speak I can perfectly visualise his one confused braincell trying desperately not to accidentally kill itself.
@mrcryptozoic817
@mrcryptozoic817 4 ай бұрын
LOL! And agree.
@ramsaybolton7464
@ramsaybolton7464 2 ай бұрын
It really bothered me how he massacred that man for zero reason. Just walking by him shooting. It made my heart sad
@Jeejjj
@Jeejjj 8 ай бұрын
These cops didn't have a good poker face, they instantly spooked antoine
@glitter_fart
@glitter_fart 8 ай бұрын
cold fries spooked him too so
@declamatory
@declamatory 8 ай бұрын
​@@glitter_fart- Spooked the spook.
@darthfader3122
@darthfader3122 8 ай бұрын
Man its going to be really awkward when ol Raymond Gates, when he screams out "Stop! No! It hurts!" and Big Country tells him "Im not going to stop! It's already in!"
@eriktout5084
@eriktout5084 8 ай бұрын
Great analogy 😮
@ReeLesTReaLisT
@ReeLesTReaLisT 8 ай бұрын
Lol
@CurlyFromTheSwirly
@CurlyFromTheSwirly 7 ай бұрын
​@@niksarass , If that were so than why did the jury find him guilty? Oh, because he raped her and consent can be revoked.
@trybunt
@trybunt 7 ай бұрын
​@@niksarass​@niksarass you would have to be pretty sad and desperate to keep going when someone asks you to stop. Are you ok? You're in here making excuses for the most pathetic act as it its normal.. I'm surprised your not embarrassed... did you say you turn into an animal? Unable to control yourself in the act? Even if your partner is getting hurt? Sounds like some real desperate rationalisation of your own personal problems and you're here just opening up to complete strangers telling us that its not your fault if you cant control yourself. Jeez.. i hope nobody has used this excuse on you.. you dont deserve that. Neither does anyone else, though.
@SeanPannella
@SeanPannella 7 ай бұрын
Either way 9 years in jail seems extreme for this, the girl was not walking down a dark alley and raped she was naked in bed with a guy literally making cam porn at his house. Gang murders spend less time in jail. I think what he did should be illegal but 9 years for that is excessive. I really doubt her life is that ruined from this incident whereas this guys life is over. Also at what point is rape after they say no? 1 millisecond? 1 nanosecond? How long os reasonable to have your body stop. I think most people would agree 1 minute but I think our legal system would say less than a picosecond.
@fraeofficial
@fraeofficial 7 ай бұрын
I don't mean to be a dick, but I laughed at the last guy. He really thought THAT explanation cleared him from his wrong doing XD
@wombatdk
@wombatdk 7 ай бұрын
Whenever anyone - including cops - tell you they're not lying... you KNOW they're lying.
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 8 ай бұрын
The McDonald’s one gave me Demolition Man vibes when the warrant came back and the computer started saying weapon, armed and dangerous, etc.
@paull3403
@paull3403 8 ай бұрын
As much as I enjoy these, no cop should ever ask "Why would I lie to you?" We know why.
@Jabarri74
@Jabarri74 8 ай бұрын
Kinda sus they are allowed to factually lie. I ould get exaggeration but outright lies should be a no-no
@fredEVOIX
@fredEVOIX 8 ай бұрын
@@Jabarri74 you're talking about a country with 99% done terrorist attacks and political assassinations built by the feds including weapons money drugs and whatever's required for the crime to be handed out to a single naive and dumb individual that would have been harmless and somehow "he did it all" when he's not even a henchmen but litterally a sacrificial lamb propped up for a completely fake made up case
@mysticangeldbyt
@mysticangeldbyt 8 ай бұрын
​@@Jabarri74"I'm walking over to arrest you!" *Dude runs and the cop loses him Cops are allowed to lie to lure actual criminals into a false sense of security OR to point out flaws in a story by lying.
@Jabarri74
@Jabarri74 8 ай бұрын
@@mysticangeldbyt A couple of points they lie to innocent people as well as actual criminals as you put it. They also lie usually with no lawyer present on the defence side. Its just a cheap trick
@gaudiestivy4297
@gaudiestivy4297 6 ай бұрын
@@mysticangeldbyt Yes, lying to ACTUAL criminals instead of trying to ruin innocent lives for no good reason
@Alblaka
@Alblaka 8 ай бұрын
"Am I under arrest?" "Yeah!" *looney toons chase scene ensues* Also one of the rare instances where, beyond seemingly being out of physical form, US cops do not seem to screw up too much. Given him being wanted for homicide, I can even fully understand tazering an otherwise 'merely fleeing' suspect. The whole thing being started by throwing a tantrum over less-than-perfectly-hot MC DONALS FRIES is just the icing on the cake. Also, was it even legal to interrogate that Cody guy? He seemed heavily intoxicated/high XD
@scottmuchewicz1052
@scottmuchewicz1052 6 ай бұрын
Yes, it was perfectly legal. If this Cody guy had been a wee bit more intelligent, he would have demanded a lawyer. In the US it is each person`s legal right to have a lawyer. If you don`t have one or can`t afford one, the State provides one. What a person ought to do after getting arrested and right at the start of the interrogation is to inform the police or detectives that they do not and will not answer any questions or say anything until their lawyer gets there or one is provided. In this manner, the person can avoid accidently incriminating themselves. What the detectives did with Cody is they realized how stupid he was and took advantage of it. The detectives can`t be held responsible for this because they did read him his Miranda rights. Cody was just too stupid not to say anything and he was too stupid in not asking for a lawyer.
@JsPerspective
@JsPerspective 7 ай бұрын
I used to be a shift manager at MCD. That manager was professional and did exactly what he was supposed to do
@jeffcampbell2710
@jeffcampbell2710 4 ай бұрын
And you know that ones like Antoine never complain about food, ask for free food, are never rude to servers, and are generous tippers.
@JsPerspective
@JsPerspective 4 ай бұрын
@@jeffcampbell2710 People like Antoine will do anything POS to get free food. He'll eat most of the food, then complain and demand another meal
@HeavyWeightHank
@HeavyWeightHank 8 ай бұрын
Imagine calling the cops when you have a warrant for a arrest 😂😂😂😂
@alexanderthegreat5649
@alexanderthegreat5649 8 ай бұрын
That was dumb obviously especially when the crime was murder literally the worst thing and the 1 crime that warrants never run out on, but let's say he wasn't wanted for anything?.... who dafuq calls cops over not even cold he said the fries were warm but not hot smh WARM FRIES?!?!?! You called the cops over warm fries? And he then goes "I'm scared of y'all" when he got nervous but yo dumbass called them over fries?
@QuantumEffectResidue
@QuantumEffectResidue 8 ай бұрын
The guy took being an imbecile to a whole new level.
@humptydumpty1575
@humptydumpty1575 8 ай бұрын
Black.
@declamatory
@declamatory 8 ай бұрын
*an
@BenmaxTranslate
@BenmaxTranslate 8 ай бұрын
When someone asks how stupid can you be, it's not a challenge Antoine.
@anonymouse740
@anonymouse740 7 ай бұрын
The thing that bothers me the most is how one of these worthless scumbags could take your life away.
@ryanhansen7
@ryanhansen7 5 ай бұрын
Calling the cops with a warrant for a murder?!?!? Brilliant. This is amazing.
@badstate
@badstate 8 ай бұрын
So that Antoine guy had an ankle monitor AND an arrest warrant? How does that even happen? Don't those ankle monitors, like, monitor where you are? And how was he out on an ankle monitor for a homicide charge? WTH is happening in this country?
@alexanderthegreat5649
@alexanderthegreat5649 8 ай бұрын
Hell a warrant for MURDER! And they hadn't tracked him down yet smh I don't commit crime except the very rare Jaywalking case, but if I did I certainly would hope the laws are that lackluster and lazy when pursuing me! Imagine them being that lazy with a idiot for MURDER? If he had even 10 brain cells and a bit of cash he could've been in another country. He was wanted for what 3yrs it said? Like HOW SWAY?
@dannythompson1948
@dannythompson1948 8 ай бұрын
Probably doesn't work if it is t charged. Homeboy is probably that stupid that he left it on
@QuantumEffectResidue
@QuantumEffectResidue 8 ай бұрын
That was unbelievable! Yes, it's insane.
@crwnherqueensims538
@crwnherqueensims538 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t even put this together!!! Like how does it happen law enforcement?! The criminals are not evading the law, law enforcement isn’t doing due diligence! Warrant = arrest at first sight. If he is truly being monitored, he should have BEEN arrested.
@antoniotula262
@antoniotula262 8 ай бұрын
​@@crwnherqueensims538Blame District Attorneys & Judges for Antwan being out on ankle monitor on a murder charge. He said he wasn't from around here, so he dipped that jurisdiction.
@MarciaBaker1205
@MarciaBaker1205 8 ай бұрын
Cody's the best ad for contraceptives
@JustMe-01
@JustMe-01 7 ай бұрын
LOL, 3:25, his hair style kinda sums up the whole encounter and gives insight into Antoine's intellect
@user-lg1vo8sh3r
@user-lg1vo8sh3r 7 ай бұрын
I have been binging your videos and just want to say thank you for adding captions, I watch and read as I put my kids to sleep when it takes so long sometimes, and the automated captions can be so messed up sometimes. I end up dozing off with them because I love your videos. Thank you!
@ZimCrusher
@ZimCrusher 8 ай бұрын
6:30 That is some Creepy, Judge Dread, level announcement from the police console. The fact that they speak it out loud, is right out of like Demolition Man.
@declamatory
@declamatory 8 ай бұрын
*Dredd
@ZimCrusher
@ZimCrusher 8 ай бұрын
@@declamatory lol. yeah.. spell chack.. check. :P Was waiting for the car to say "Murder Dead Kill. Murder Death Kill."
@puhdda
@puhdda 6 ай бұрын
When someone tells you to STOP you STOP it doesn’t matter where you are in the act or how you feel especially when they are telling you that it HURTS.
@JaKingScomez
@JaKingScomez 6 ай бұрын
No
@mffaruqi6830
@mffaruqi6830 5 ай бұрын
When somebody willingly took off all her cloths. Didn't utter a word when he was about to penetrate, and then when he was half way in, says no, has no merit. In my opinion that guy did not rape her.
@robincharles7057
@robincharles7057 5 ай бұрын
​@@JaKingScomezThere are plenty of other things to troll about and people that deserve to be trolled, but you are choosing to go for just saying you think rápe is ok? You have to be trolling, there's no way you truly believe that's all cool. Like, why not put a little effort in and find some other topic to try to rile people up over instead of going for the stuff that actually might end up hurting people? Trolling for the sake of trolling without adding anything clever to a convo just seems pointless and lazy.
@dudesinashoe7812
@dudesinashoe7812 5 ай бұрын
@@robincharles7057you’re feeding the troll, this is exactly what he wanted. Congrats
@garynalley4277
@garynalley4277 5 ай бұрын
I've had a couple of girls tell me stop it hurts when having sex and when I did, they told me to keep going. So there is a grey area there when a guy thinks it's fine during the moment but then gets charged for rape eventually because the other person regrets it later on. So you can't always believe every person.
@krazy_taco8390
@krazy_taco8390 8 ай бұрын
I clicked because the thumbnail was too good and I was not disappointed. You can be a thief or you can be dumb, you cant be a dumb thief.
@Psionz
@Psionz 8 ай бұрын
the first guy literally just could not stop making the situation worse for himself.
@zachb86
@zachb86 8 ай бұрын
Am I under arrest? No. Am I under arrest? Yeah RUN!!!
@MsMaryPatricia
@MsMaryPatricia 7 ай бұрын
It's scary that the last guy genuinely didn't think he raped that girl, despite her asking him to stop and then screaming. He absolutely believes he did nothing wrong!
@CurlyFromTheSwirly
@CurlyFromTheSwirly 7 ай бұрын
He doesn't get that consent can stop at any moment. He'll understand differently after he drops the soap in prison.
@Emmie1776
@Emmie1776 7 ай бұрын
Ikr, he even admitted she was drunk like wtf. And the “it was already in” bs was absolutely disgusting.
@hailbones6666
@hailbones6666 7 ай бұрын
It was so disturbing, he literally described forcing himself on those girls and he thinks this is normal intercourse!! “Please stop, it hurts” and he’s like “well too bad it’s already in”…violence aside, he also just doesn’t give a damn about anyone’s pleasure other than his own if he thinks pain is the woman’s issue and he just gets his own pleasure. What a dumpster of a human being
@CurlyFromTheSwirly
@CurlyFromTheSwirly 7 ай бұрын
@@hailbones6666 narcissist at the least
@MsMaryPatricia
@MsMaryPatricia 7 ай бұрын
@@hailbones6666 "Of course it hurts - it's your first time. I'm gonna keep on going". Wtf? You know he's not the only guy out there with that mentality. He's just one of the few who got caught and was dumb enough to admit it. Serial predators would have just argued that it was consensual and when it's "he said/she said", it's so much harder to prove. Thankfully this guy self snitched and made it easy for everyone.
@aj2468
@aj2468 6 ай бұрын
Calling the cops over cold fries while you have a warrant for skipping court for MURDER, Literally burning someone alive. Idk how this can be beaten. 🏆
@idothings6685
@idothings6685 8 ай бұрын
I actually knew Deshaun's dad, he is a good guy. The death of his son devastated him though. Deshaun was a good kid, this complete scum of a human shot at him literally for no other reason than the fact they brushed shoulders while walking by. He was just a kid too, 15 year old high-school. He got sentenced to 38.5 years though thank God.
@tochi8061
@tochi8061 8 ай бұрын
​@@throwaway3873ret ard
@johnwick1883
@johnwick1883 8 ай бұрын
@@throwaway3873 What a stupid reason. Why you mad though?
@Australiaisupsidedown
@Australiaisupsidedown 8 ай бұрын
​​@@throwaway3873yep just listen to the murderer and not the detective.😂
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 8 ай бұрын
​@@throwaway3873 DID YOU JUST CONFESS TO BEING AN ACCOMPLICE TO MURDER?? *"...we assumed that was the person, so turned around and shot him."* So you're saying you know what happened, *because you were there,* and you're confessing that here?!? Talk about dumb criminals...
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 8 ай бұрын
​@@Australiaisupsidedown The throwaway3873 guy said "we" shot him. I don't think he was listening to the murderer, I think he's an accomplice and he's admitting he was there. Hopefully he doesn't have a VPN and the police will be able to track him down after his confession here...
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN 8 ай бұрын
“I know how to fill it-am I under arrest?” “Yeah” *chase ensues
@gregbell9839
@gregbell9839 7 ай бұрын
I remember that first one. The First 48. My wife watches it a lot. I thought I remembered some people talking about a guy named Ced. It's one of those nicknames you remember because no one uses it. It's the only time I've ever heard someone shorten the already pretty short name, Cedric. It was hilarious then, it's hilarious now. Dude said, "I shot" so casually. Like he was talking to a buddy and bragging about his escapades.
@attananightshadow
@attananightshadow 6 ай бұрын
The French fries cop was incredibly composed. He definitely lost it in the car after it was done.
@ADani-ez1ru
@ADani-ez1ru 8 ай бұрын
Hats off to Detective "French Fries" 😂😂😂
@justadildeau
@justadildeau 8 ай бұрын
They were not freedom fries for sure
@prisonmike4971
@prisonmike4971 8 ай бұрын
The cop: Why would I lie to you? Let's see...Because it is literally the most common interrogation tool you use.
@martishadandy5065
@martishadandy5065 8 ай бұрын
Buddy really called the police and then ran with an ankle monitor on. 🤣
@jeffcampbell2710
@jeffcampbell2710 4 ай бұрын
The fact he had an ankle monitor, and was loose on a warrant was just as bad on the cops. "We can't find him"
@VincentPresley
@VincentPresley 6 ай бұрын
Seem like the average criminals to me. "mumble mumble mumble naw mang psssssh": Nicely said.
@cindydott452
@cindydott452 6 ай бұрын
"Woo Woo Woo Woo!"
@Table192ebay
@Table192ebay 8 ай бұрын
I would think the computer telling the officer that the suspect is armed and dangerous would be a little discreet. lol. Imagine if that guy overheard that, he could start running before he gets out of the car, or worse they could start fighting.
@positivepessimist6853
@positivepessimist6853 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, it yelled it for the whole world to hear 😂
@hoi-polloi1863
@hoi-polloi1863 8 ай бұрын
The suspect probably knew that as soon as the officer went back to the car to check his id, that the game was up. He didn't need to hear the console call him out.
@Alexander_Grant
@Alexander_Grant 8 ай бұрын
They made them that way because most cops are incapable of reading.
@ReeLesTReaLisT
@ReeLesTReaLisT 8 ай бұрын
Just like the blaring sirens 🚨 saying we are coming run now!
@gbrown932
@gbrown932 8 ай бұрын
That 3rd guy is giving me 2nd hand embarrassment. Woowoowoowoooowoooo
@Glag2168
@Glag2168 7 ай бұрын
I watch that Cody interrogation a lot it’s straight comedy to me 🤣
@JabberCT
@JabberCT 8 ай бұрын
The guy gave up his freedom because his fries were cold. That's amazing.
@cosmicreaverkassadin827
@cosmicreaverkassadin827 8 ай бұрын
Priorities are important.
@geemeff
@geemeff 8 ай бұрын
Great video bud. Best laughs I've had in ages!!!!
@DetectiveWilliams
@DetectiveWilliams 8 ай бұрын
Glad to hear it!
@iammattc1
@iammattc1 8 ай бұрын
I saw one on a British cop show where they folow real police around They pulled a car over, searched the occupants, one had a really small amount of weed on him No big deal, never been arrested before, just a warning and if he gets caught again he gets in trouble. So they sit him in the back of the police car, tell him all that and that they need his details, ok? "Yeah no problem" he says "I only sell it to my friends"
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 8 ай бұрын
My favorite was a show where a dude called the cops to report that his neighbor stole his weed plants (weed was still illegal in that state). Neither neighbor could figure out why they were both being arrested for growing weed.
@Ninja-qf6te
@Ninja-qf6te 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sleepondirt498
@sleepondirt498 5 ай бұрын
the last one makes my skin crawl because my rapist had the same excuses, i was crying in pain telling him it hurts and he told me i needed to get used to it eventually
@gr00v3gaming9
@gr00v3gaming9 8 ай бұрын
dude was already prepared for jail judging by his sandals lol
@moertel575
@moertel575 8 ай бұрын
Whether the food was hot or not calling the cops over lukewarm fries is WILD
@humynism
@humynism 6 ай бұрын
Yes, and if you really want them hot, you can ask them to re-do for hot fries. But that can backfire. At one McDonald's a vengegeful employee then oversalted fries so badly when asked for a hot fry re-do, they were inedible. But I guess they could put worse things in your food...
@moertel575
@moertel575 6 ай бұрын
@@humynism bro what😭
@humynism
@humynism 6 ай бұрын
@@moertel575 Yea, and the customer who got the intentionally over-salted fries called the McDonalds and effusively thanked them for the “best fries ever”! The vengeful retaliatory Mc D’s employee was 😤!
@Jokerasmaw
@Jokerasmaw 8 ай бұрын
Man I feel bad for that officer who tripped. They have so much gear on as soon as they start to tip it’s inevitable they’re going down.
@rentmoney7074
@rentmoney7074 8 ай бұрын
7:39 when the cop said "yeah, come on" and while running dude said "no, what you mean yeah?" I busted out laughing
@kriket67
@kriket67 7 ай бұрын
And ran with the clipboard too 😂
@lxqy
@lxqy 6 ай бұрын
​@@kriket67bro playing postal 2 irl
@LateNightTableCo
@LateNightTableCo 6 ай бұрын
“Am I under arrest?” “Yeah.” “AND THERE OFF! It’s Antoine sprinting down the side of Micky D’s…”
@baronvonhoughton
@baronvonhoughton 5 ай бұрын
They're*
@robertotorino8862
@robertotorino8862 8 ай бұрын
I bet he dreams of cold fries, even frozen fries is better than prison food
@justadildeau
@justadildeau 8 ай бұрын
Dis Dat n stuff all is wayciss
@sosteady510
@sosteady510 8 ай бұрын
🧢🤌🏾
@dmichaels111
@dmichaels111 9 ай бұрын
Police ask the guy "Why would I lie to you?" Duh ... Because I am the police and I can lie legally."
@missmoanypants
@missmoanypants 9 ай бұрын
I literally said the same thing! 😂
@WhatNowChristian
@WhatNowChristian 8 ай бұрын
If you lie to cops, they can arrest you even if it's not related to the case. It's just illegal to lie to a cop so stay silent. And let the silence hold, they can wait till you talk cuz it's natural for ppl to defend themselves by talking. So just talk about random things truthfully. And yes cops can lie, the supreme court even signed off/allowed it for cops. Criminals run cons and cops run sting operations, both are the same. Just sting ops are legal.
@positivepessimist6853
@positivepessimist6853 8 ай бұрын
It's funny how detectives come in to interrogate the suspect and rest folders on the table labeled 'DNA evidence', 'CCTV footage', etc and the folders are completely empty but the criminals spill their guts, thinking the police have all kinds of evidence against them 😅
@positivepessimist6853
@positivepessimist6853 8 ай бұрын
@@Ronmeag Not true. It depends on the lie. If a person has HIV and denies it in order to sleep with someone, they can end up in prison. There's all kinds of lies that can get you in trouble legally. If you look at the Jussie Smollett case, his setting up himself to be robbed isn't what got him in trouble, there's no law against that. What got him in trouble was lying to the police. You can legally lie-up to a point.
@Rodiroess
@Rodiroess 8 ай бұрын
I knew these clowns were gonna be stupid but holy crap this video actually blew my mind. I've now seen greater depths...
@Bandrosonk
@Bandrosonk 6 ай бұрын
I gotta say half of the guys i went to highschool with would have same exact response as the last guy. That's what happens when kids have discipline and responsibility.
@ronk9830
@ronk9830 9 ай бұрын
Cody Fohrenkam don't gangbang or do guns. He just sounds like he does. 🤔
@mikejessmax
@mikejessmax 9 ай бұрын
He cannot sound more like a wannabe. *cue The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"*
@briansmylie
@briansmylie 9 ай бұрын
His mama’s in the ‘hood.
@Pinkricaan
@Pinkricaan 9 ай бұрын
First 48 classic...i know how the stupidity is gonna unfold but i love to wait and watch for it everytime
@fr89k
@fr89k 7 ай бұрын
The dude has an ankle monitor, but he is also a wanted suspect? How can this possibly happen?
@jkj9404
@jkj9404 8 ай бұрын
Lol the cold fries guy kills me 😂
@cortrichards8179
@cortrichards8179 8 ай бұрын
I must admit, it is very refreshing to see police do their jobs correctly and get many of these criminals off the streets. My opinion of the police here in the USA is not too great, but it appears that things are finally changing for the better. I really hope so. Police having cameras and having to record all their interactions with people is a huge help. It sure took long enough. I would really like to be able to change my opinion of our law enforcement officers, but I have seen some horrible injustices committed by those few who misuse their power and positions of authority. Perhaps that no longer happens with cameras now in use, but I remain wary nonetheless. Btw, "Cody" is about the dumbest, most uneducated and ridiculous criminal murderer I have seen yet. What a dimwitted gang-banger clown. He lets his temper take complete control and then incriminates himself because he can't control it. Much like a three year old! Another excellent video, Detective W.
@TheSCPStudio
@TheSCPStudio 8 ай бұрын
You’re pretty dumb. This is how it’s always been. Media just brain washed you by showing you the handful of shitty incidents.
@Look_What_You_Did
@Look_What_You_Did 8 ай бұрын
There are several instances of the police NOT following the law. Boot licker.
@Alblaka
@Alblaka 8 ай бұрын
I would be very sceptical of US police improving that much overnight. It's more likely that there was token improvement here and there, and that there have been no massively controversial incidents that could get past the media level of the war in Ukraine. But all of the underlying systemic issues, be that with Law Enforcement, Prison Handling or general society, are likely to still be all there. But hey, baby steps.
@disclose_beauty
@disclose_beauty 8 ай бұрын
​@@Look_What_You_Didoh please stfu you and your white savior complex. Go lick some monkey posterieur elsewhere
@cortrichards8179
@cortrichards8179 7 ай бұрын
@@Look_What_You_Did So, why am I a boot licker? Sorry, but I guess I am confused. Did I say something offensive to you somewhere? I apologise if I did.
@Gutntagged
@Gutntagged 8 ай бұрын
as a retired dumb criminal i approve of this
@RealEyesRealiseRealLies
@RealEyesRealiseRealLies 8 ай бұрын
What happened did age catch up to you or you went out with a bag? 🤔
@Gutntagged
@Gutntagged 8 ай бұрын
@@RealEyesRealiseRealLies I was sexually abused by my father who was trafficking children during the 1980s but his case will be overlooked because he was in the government in the 1980s with it was OK to molest children
@123sleepygamer
@123sleepygamer 8 ай бұрын
He probably realized it's no way to live and it only ends in two things, prison or death. Least I hope so. @@RealEyesRealiseRealLies
@chrisspiker5422
@chrisspiker5422 8 ай бұрын
Or you make a gazillion dollars and live the rest of your life stress-free, with money to spare.
@jankowalski6338
@jankowalski6338 8 ай бұрын
What was the worst crime you got away with?
@jameswest8280
@jameswest8280 8 ай бұрын
I can't even imagine calling 911 because my French fries are cold.
@MetalHeadRed954
@MetalHeadRed954 6 ай бұрын
Antione: Am I under arrest?! Police : Alright Yeah!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@elhior23
@elhior23 8 ай бұрын
I would think the poorest most uneducated drug addicted criminal would know there is nothing good ever going to happen sitting in an interrogation room for hours answering questions, guilty or not. I would think they would know better then most when a police officer says, "You have to let me help you" or any of the many variations of that they are certainly not there to help you.
@joleymclaren8772
@joleymclaren8772 8 ай бұрын
6:37 This is something out of a horror movie, my heart would have dropped so fast XD
@jonasdauerbrenner6432
@jonasdauerbrenner6432 6 ай бұрын
Antoine, just like Khaleesy in GoT, "kinda forgot", that his ass was up for arrest
@noblejennette2101
@noblejennette2101 8 ай бұрын
Oof. Last guy is the worst kind of person.
@TotalNoobAtEverythin
@TotalNoobAtEverythin 8 ай бұрын
It doesn’t matter if a girl is super into you and says she wants to have sex, if she says stop at any point, YOU STOP Absolutely despicable how he has zero respect for that girl and he clearly doesn’t give a damn about her comfort, just pure selfishness
@Kadori328
@Kadori328 8 ай бұрын
... oh
@lubu4u312
@lubu4u312 8 ай бұрын
As per my lawyer I want to make it clear I don't condone any actions that he took, clarify that she made it clear when she said no and he absolutely did the wrong thing but to keep it 100%, women dont exactly make it clear what they want. I've met one before. Even talked to them.
@carbine090909
@carbine090909 8 ай бұрын
​@@lubu4u312eat waffles, not wafflers.
@preciouse
@preciouse 8 ай бұрын
​@@lubu4u312 tbh if it's not clear then just don't do it. if you're confused just protect yourself and leave her alone
@constantinosschinas4503
@constantinosschinas4503 8 ай бұрын
Who is the witness for the crime? How do we know it is not a revenge allegation? If you do not want sex, do not enter bedrooms or hang around with seessies. Period.-
@sketcharmslong6289
@sketcharmslong6289 7 ай бұрын
I can imagine the officer's mind melting when the smoothbrain started talking about fries.
@maxwellt91
@maxwellt91 6 ай бұрын
Listening to antoine talk destroyed half my brain cells
@s_k_y_13_43_4O
@s_k_y_13_43_4O 8 ай бұрын
hearing about the case of the man who k*lled deshaun is something I never thought id hear........deshaun was my cousin....id never met him, not once....but my mom has talked about him before and i honestly wish i couldve met him.....the fact that someone can just sh**t a teenager 3 times in the back is all sorts of messed up
@CounterSniper67
@CounterSniper67 8 ай бұрын
Man, I was waiting for one of those detectives to ask Cody: you know you are white, right? And yeah, I know it’s from a movie line but it’s hilarious and they really should have.
@micktaylor9332
@micktaylor9332 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@stratkiller2531
@stratkiller2531 6 ай бұрын
The car saying "caution, wanted person" sounds like the computer system from demotion man...😂 "Simon Phoenix wanted for 1 8 7 murder, death, kill" 😂
@waveril5167
@waveril5167 8 ай бұрын
If a women or man says no right before sex, its a no!
@VirtualBilly
@VirtualBilly 8 ай бұрын
I remember back in 2013 in Mesa County, Colorado there was a guy named David Norman who took his girlfriend camping, killed her, punted her body off the mesa, then went home and called the cops to report her missing. Since, as anyone who’s ever seen half an episode of Law&Order knows, the first suspect in any homicide is ALWAYS the significant other, sheriff’s investigators were able to make an arrest within a few days. They found, among other things, surveillance video of Norman dumping his victim’s body, separate surveillance video of him washing his truck, his victim's blood in the parts of his truck that he missed while washing it, a Walmart receipt in his wallet for the large garbage bags that he used to wrap his victim's body before disposing of her, and text messages from him asking her if she wants to go camping. The moral of the story is that if you're dumb then don't kill people, and if you're smart then you should already know not to self-report.
@drakesilmore3760
@drakesilmore3760 8 ай бұрын
I think anyone who's played Among Us knows self reporting is sus af.
@carbine090909
@carbine090909 8 ай бұрын
well, the moral if you're smart is, don't kill people, if for no other reason than thinking you have no other recourse than killing people proves you're stupider than you think.
@VirtualBilly
@VirtualBilly 8 ай бұрын
@@carbine090909 Lame.
@pro-socialsociopath769
@pro-socialsociopath769 8 ай бұрын
I don't think the smart people themselves actually need to do the killing. I feel like if someone were truly smart enough they should be able to solve their problems in other ways rather than murder (stupid people tend to murder for very stupid and unnescessary reasons) and if for whatever reason murder seems necessary and is the only option could just manipulate/convince a someone else into doing it for them in a way that will leave no connection to them, so even if the person gets caught up decades later they can't prove that they ordered it.
@pro-socialsociopath769
@pro-socialsociopath769 8 ай бұрын
​@@VirtualBilly​​ He is correct though. Most will tend to cohere to some sort of logic or rational thought but 95% of murders happen because of people's sensitivity to their damn emotions (boo-hoo 🥺). Show me a case where somebody was actually killed for a "logical" reason rather than a primal and emotional one and I'll show you a series of steps you could've taken that would've gotten you literally the same desired outcome with requiring you to rot in a prison cell for life.
@jayc9130
@jayc9130 8 ай бұрын
the cop really fell while chasing a dude wearing slippers
@KoaCycles
@KoaCycles 8 ай бұрын
Whether or not I’m want wanted for murder, I’ll never call the cops on someone for giving me cold fries 😅
@justadildeau
@justadildeau 8 ай бұрын
Cold French fries should be a crime for real. 😂
@TrueKappa
@TrueKappa 8 ай бұрын
"Am I under arrest?" "Yeah" XDD
@chriscohen9559
@chriscohen9559 6 ай бұрын
The last guy acted like there's no way of sex not happening once you have a girl in your bedroom.
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