The Emperor of Mankind when the Primarchs were scattered

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Barry Walts

Barry Walts

2 жыл бұрын

Who is Erda and why are the Chaos Gods being cringe dammit
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@BarryWalts
@BarryWalts 2 жыл бұрын
When you create literal demi-gods as sons and generals for your armies of supermen... Then your b*tch wife and and her gronk Chaos God homies decide to yeet them throughout the warp Some funny Necron content: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n66jY9OJvN64dGw.html Join the discord server of the 21st Legion 40k memes discord.gg/7amVbQQQX6 $1 for Stream VODS, Discord Role and NSFW art www.patreon.com/barrywalts EXTERMINATUS those Like & Subscribe buttons, feel free to leave a comment and maybe share too! Peace out!!
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to be too literal, but is there now lore that Erda was into Chaos or influenced by them? Last I heard she just decided that they'd be better off without their father.
@zachm9202
@zachm9202 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when a female perpetual didn't aid the Chaos gods? I remember. Get your shit right the first time GW.
@zachm9202
@zachm9202 2 жыл бұрын
@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD better off without their father... *Looks at Angron* I doubt it.
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 жыл бұрын
@@zachm9202 she certainly didn't do anyone any favors... Maybe Roboute...
@doyoueventhink351
@doyoueventhink351 2 жыл бұрын
No, GW are goons for adding that "wife" to the lore, as far as I'm concerned it's a non existant timeline dreamt up by the fever dreams of Tzneechian demons.
@JgarnO1
@JgarnO1 2 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe that "My ex-wife took the kids!" is officiall GW canon.
@HippoKing.MP3
@HippoKing.MP3 2 жыл бұрын
Nnnneeeeeeeeoth
@Timasion
@Timasion 2 жыл бұрын
At least he didn't have to pay child support.
@ricardoortega5691
@ricardoortega5691 2 жыл бұрын
if the emperor would have rescued isha none of this would have happened, well maybe yes but the result would be very funny
@unnamed1613
@unnamed1613 2 жыл бұрын
There are multiple versions onto how the primarchs got scattered and I don´t know which of them is canon, due to GW´s love of retconning stuff. There is the version were Erda didn´t want her creations to be mere tools of war for the Emperor and let the Chaosgods obduct them, but there is another more paradox version. In "The first heretic", after discovering the eye of terror and the Chaos tribes on Cadia, Argel Tal and his chapter were send back through time by a daemon and shown the secret lab with the Primarchs. After the daemon convinced them that the Emperor betrayed the Gods, who gave him the means of creating the Primarchs in the first place, Argel Tal saw there was a massiv gellar field generator protecting the lab from Chaos and he sabotaged it. The generator exploded, the gellar field was gone and the Chaosgods did what they do best. When Argel Tal was back in the present his swords, with which he destroyed the generator, were completly broken like they were after he cut through the powersupply in the past, making him realized *he* was the reason Lorgar landed on Colchis, despite the fact even his parents weren´t born back then.
@JgarnO1
@JgarnO1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Timasion Big E was given the choice of giving up his kids or his gold.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
*when deciding to make Space Marine Legions from the leftover geneseeds of His Primarchs* Man-Emperor of Mankind: "Adapt. Improvise. Overcome."
@kevinbarber2795
@kevinbarber2795 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to think that was his BACKUP, plan. Like, he planned to do that with his Primarchs and normal humans.
@ninochaosdrache3189
@ninochaosdrache3189 2 жыл бұрын
The Chaos gods:" Gonna cry?"
@juniorjunior5884
@juniorjunior5884 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
@chaozboy9482
@chaozboy9482 2 жыл бұрын
Chaos gods: "Yes, let the hate flow through you"
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
@@chaozboy9482 Erda the Karen: REEEEEEE
@Necroxion
@Necroxion 2 жыл бұрын
EoM: Erda? Erda: yes? EoM: where are the kids? (Chaos Gods providing the laugh track)
@lordfrostwind3151
@lordfrostwind3151 2 жыл бұрын
Well I think the fans can all agree, Erebus did one good deed in life By calling her out then killing her deader than a guardsman that smarted off to the commissar.
@madmank7881
@madmank7881 2 жыл бұрын
EOM: she took the kids with the help of her fucked up 4 friends Malcador: I missed the part where that's my problem I THE FUTURE Malcador on the Golden throne: I wish I never said that it is my problem⚱
@diogoteixeira4950
@diogoteixeira4950 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor: YOU STOLE MY SONS FROM ME! The Chaos Gods: I miss the part where this is my problem
@Alexander-kn1md
@Alexander-kn1md 2 жыл бұрын
The Chaos gods probably: "We do a little trolling". Bussin good work on the meme Barry.
@FailcopterWes
@FailcopterWes 2 жыл бұрын
That's just what Tzeentch says every moment of its existence.
@Alexander-kn1md
@Alexander-kn1md 2 жыл бұрын
@@FailcopterWes yes
@argumentumadhominem3977
@argumentumadhominem3977 2 жыл бұрын
just as planned
@Timasion
@Timasion 2 жыл бұрын
Emperor: Okay, how in the hell did you all allow Erda to get down here? Thunder Warriors: Well, she's kinda hot....
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 2 жыл бұрын
Emps: (Inhales deeply) Hey, who's up for a fun trip to Mount Ararat?
@weafon1532
@weafon1532 2 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is erda ?
@Timasion
@Timasion 2 жыл бұрын
@@weafon1532 She appears in Saturnine. Spoilers below. From what we are told, she was the Big E's main squeeze for some time. She is also a perpetual and collaborated with him in the creation of the Primarchs. She could be described as the Primarchs' biological mother. However, once she learned of Jimmy Space's plans for the Primarchs, she decided to scatter the Primarchs into the Warp. It is not clear if she did it herself or got help from the Chaos Gods. Obviously, she's a shit-mom in that she exposed her sons to the forces of Hell itself. For whatever faults the Big E has as a father, at least he never purposefully exposed his sons to the Warp.
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 2 жыл бұрын
@@weafon1532 The Female Perpetual who had her DNA used in the Primarch Project technically making her the Primarchs' "Mother."
@maxthepaladin2147
@maxthepaladin2147 2 жыл бұрын
@@Timasion Witch such parents, is it any wonder that Primarchs turned out this f-ed up?
@JohnnyTightIips
@JohnnyTightIips 2 жыл бұрын
Malcador: I missed the part where that's my problem.
@headofferrusmanus5776
@headofferrusmanus5776 2 жыл бұрын
Even the emperor can get epic trolled guys
@TheOneWhoShushes
@TheOneWhoShushes 2 жыл бұрын
EOM: ok, so you scattered my children across hell itself...why? erda: I....they can't be used as weapons eom: -_-, what's the real reason? erda: I, I really wanted a daughter eom: mankind wasn't ready for those!!!
@madmank7881
@madmank7881 2 жыл бұрын
No one is ready for that, because it'll be a hell much worse than it already is.
@somerandomschmuck2547
@somerandomschmuck2547 2 жыл бұрын
Have to wonder what her reaction was to ones like Angron, or Curze, or Mortarion. Nice job lady,
@alquimistafriki
@alquimistafriki 2 жыл бұрын
Malcador: I told you
@lordofchangelulz6645
@lordofchangelulz6645 2 жыл бұрын
Who's erda?
@iansupremo6762
@iansupremo6762 2 жыл бұрын
Malcador: Told ya to pull out
@TKUltra971
@TKUltra971 2 жыл бұрын
What this video taught us: The emperor wears many masks, and was once a 22 century actor. Machador's real name or perhaps one of his many names was"Carmine" The emperor has known "Carmine" for millennia well enough to confined in him The emperor didn't think of his 'sons' as his 'son's yet Even the emperor can panic and get angry when all appears to be lost
@Quonzer
@Quonzer 2 жыл бұрын
That's nothing, "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 2 жыл бұрын
It's all because of Erda the Karen
@orishina8169
@orishina8169 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair for a second, the real fucked up one is the Manperor of Mankind here. If he was barely half more smart and sensed, he could have avoided the entire civil war in the first place. A few ints of what he could do : - Deal with Angron's problem, for fuck sake, he just built him a golden path to Khorne. - Kill Lorgar (this guy couldn't be compatible with the Imperium as it was supposed to be) and Curse while he's at it, this guy is hopeless. - Solve Mortarion's problem. It was a bit less obvious than Angron, but it should have been solved. I mean, it's shit writing, since he shouldn't have turned to Chaos anyway, but he would still had become a rebel. - For fuck's sake, deal with your dumb-ass favorite son and not ignoring him like the dumbass you are. - Teach your manchildren about Chaos, ESPECIALLY your wizzard boi. In comparison, a scientist being a pascific and a sensed individual (willing to reestablish the Federation rather than the Imperium) seems based as fuck, when compared to BigE.
@travishoudek4403
@travishoudek4403 2 жыл бұрын
Some random tech priest named Carmine: *quivering in fear* "u..u...um okay..........I'm sorry to hear that???"
@coletrain41
@coletrain41 2 жыл бұрын
THE PRIMEARCHS, MAL! SHE TOOK THE FUCKING PRIMARCHS!!!
@skog9944
@skog9944 2 жыл бұрын
EoM: How in the blood-soaked ecclesarchal hell did you do that?! Erda: Bonk you, that's how. The Chaos gods: You done goofed
@calebolds9609
@calebolds9609 2 жыл бұрын
"WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!"
@heresy8383
@heresy8383 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this laugh. Thanks brother.
@code_0247
@code_0247 2 жыл бұрын
It Erda fault
@troonsmustdie
@troonsmustdie 2 жыл бұрын
дааа, а ты конечно же не стоял рядом в двух шагах при этом, равнодушно наблюдая как это происходит, да-да, верим-верим
@timmorin6657
@timmorin6657 2 жыл бұрын
He took it pretty gracefully
@matthewcherrington2634
@matthewcherrington2634 2 жыл бұрын
Matador be like we already found one on terra
@HinokasArabfan1
@HinokasArabfan1 2 жыл бұрын
So the emperor's voice cracked?
@jamesm1
@jamesm1 2 жыл бұрын
Considering not even he is truly perfect, has to have happened at least once lol.
@blackwind-kfpAgentXX
@blackwind-kfpAgentXX 2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that throughout His existence, he has smote everyone that has been witness to any embarrassing moments
@SpookyScarySkitarii
@SpookyScarySkitarii 2 жыл бұрын
Before the guard did
@xzenitramx666
@xzenitramx666 2 жыл бұрын
in some alternative timeline the maperor decide to. fuck it I just make more primarchs, whats the worst that can happen.
@mrx4022
@mrx4022 2 жыл бұрын
The Glorified Banana: "You took the kids, Erda!" Erda: "Yes I did, and if you have a problem with that then I guess we're getting a divorce."
@henrywhitmore8344
@henrywhitmore8344 2 жыл бұрын
Chaos gods: we do a bit of trolling 😈
@Kidbizzaro6
@Kidbizzaro6 2 жыл бұрын
Poor guy. This was the ultimate root of the Horus Heresy.
@bigbrowncow7570
@bigbrowncow7570 2 жыл бұрын
Took all but one. Weather is clear hail HYDRA.
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 2 жыл бұрын
Right
@garyniusaernasea6698
@garyniusaernasea6698 2 жыл бұрын
Everything is Erda fault for all that's currently happening in 4OK for example the Horus Heresy...
@earlofsandwich2850
@earlofsandwich2850 2 жыл бұрын
Carmine Malcador ?
@Al-kj8rb
@Al-kj8rb 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the emperor was Toby maguire. Makes sense tho
@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412
@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412 2 жыл бұрын
Can some body tell me what hapend to erda after she stole the Kids pls
@hotgirl7772
@hotgirl7772 2 жыл бұрын
Erebus 1v1 her without sratch lmao and she one shoted 4 greater deamons with a stare
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN 2 жыл бұрын
Erda went and made some force of various perpetuals, astartes, and other odd entities. Putting some plan into motion across various planets in an attempt to strike some blow against Chaos and some desire to revive the Federation. Many of her friends get scattered all over and she gets jumped at her house by Erebus. Erebus wants her to join them. She calls him a hoe. Erebus brings down the wrath of one of each type of greater daemon. Erda unleashes her three spirits as well and destroyed the daemons. But now she was tired from the mental strain and physically worn out. Erebus seeing this as his chance puts a knife to her throat and asks her to kiss his moonshoes. Erda calls him a hoe again. Erebus shivs her with his ultra shiv. She then perishes. Although whether that remains true is debatable. The only known means of ending a True-Perp is via fulgurite or you could just put them in a pokeball forever.
@mide2476
@mide2476 2 жыл бұрын
@@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN That is a spot on summary.
@JesusTorres-ue3yr
@JesusTorres-ue3yr 2 жыл бұрын
I feel incredible amounts of pride knowing that even in the 41st millennium, the emperor has kept the tradition of “pissing off your BM so bad she dedicates the rest of her life to ruining your” alive
@queenchrysalis8445
@queenchrysalis8445 2 жыл бұрын
LoL 😆😆😆🤣😆
@rhodesiancowboy
@rhodesiancowboy 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what movie is this from?
@malcador
@malcador 2 жыл бұрын
Whats that performance
@cooperemmerton2692
@cooperemmerton2692 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what movie is this
@namekman01
@namekman01 2 жыл бұрын
wait, how was he talking to the angles encarmine on the same day as the scattering? i thought space marines were made after the loss of the primarchs. angels encarmine time travel confirmed?
@alfonsusariantopangau8883
@alfonsusariantopangau8883 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't he talking to malcador?
@namekman01
@namekman01 2 жыл бұрын
@@alfonsusariantopangau8883 he is, he just said 'carmine', so i made a joke going 'oh hes talking to angels encarmine'
@void735
@void735 2 жыл бұрын
Ive read the lore and several explenations...and i still just dont get it. Like how the fuck the chaos gods just pops up from the immaterium, picks up all the baby Primarcs and just fucks off. Like..what? Anyone else feel this just came out of nowere in term of story?
@inquisitorsteve1429
@inquisitorsteve1429 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahashhahahhahaa, shit
@ogninjagoisbetterthannewni9600
@ogninjagoisbetterthannewni9600 2 жыл бұрын
But truly, Big E was a really terrible father.
@coops3600
@coops3600 2 жыл бұрын
really grasping at straws here
@godsingodsin8408
@godsingodsin8408 2 жыл бұрын
Dead
@generalnawaki
@generalnawaki 2 жыл бұрын
god if only his voice didn't crack. and yes I am allowed to say that mine does too.
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