He’s taking this review more seriously than the Chevy Equinox lol

I died laughing when he ran over the median at Arby’s 😂😂

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS!!!

I honestly never once thought I'd sit through a review of a bidet, yet I'm glad I did.

I would love to see this in a Shoppe with Scott Turbowski.

My life changed the night I went into a casino in Seoul, South Korea. It was the first time I ever saw a toilet with a bidet, heated toilet seat, and air dryer. My fellow military men and I of course made fun of it. Then quickly headed back to the casino floor. However after losing a decent amount of money I had the casino bring me a nice traditional Korean dinner. Of course, my American gutter pallet stomach couldn’t take it and my only hope was the explosive discharge I was about to put into that toilet. I used it for all it was worth, the heat, the water pulsating, the air dry. My god, it’s all I think about it. Sent chills up my spine then, and still does. You never forget your first warm pulse of water up your anus, and it consumes you wanting more. I highly recommend a bidet.

When I go to Japan, I spend half the time I'm there in the hotel washroom. Now you understand why.

Toto has other really neat features beside the bidet: 1.) Their own extremely smooth enamel finish. Nothing can adhere to it, so it virtually never needs cleaning. 2.)Cyclonic flush ports. Maximum bowl evacuation using absolute minimum amount of water. 3.) Top of line model designed by reknowned artist. Look amazing. (something I've never said about any other toilet) Toto is a great company. Great video.

Toto: I've blessed the stains down in underpants 🎶

I really debated on even commenting on this one lol. First...this is the same man that got me into my Lexus RC F (In love with that thing by the way) and second the intro lmao. The hashtags at the bottom to the curb at Arby's. And then a damn bidet review. I have a love/hate relationship with you sir lmao. Love the channel!

3:07. Matt Moreman has entered the chat with a $4,000 hose, coil reel, purifier and pressure regulator package.

"If you don't have genitalia, chances are you have a rectum" Savagely PC :D

The child support is late “For which kid” lol 😂

Finally a The definitive Washlet review, Toto will need to pay you big time for this

I have a Hello Tushy bidet and i love it, best birthday gift ever! -Yuri

This is the second one for the basement bat. kzfaq.infoUgkxOuLt8IL_GxhhaK8DBuKEL-zV0UJVpWZn , works great

This product would of been great to collaborate with Mr. Regular of RCR.

This video reminds me that I truly miss watching your videos while taking my 20-30 minute shits at work.

Thanks Mark. This was the first 4k video I've been blessed to see on my new TV. Errant fecal matter has never looked so good!

No Google Assistant integration, no deal 😂😂

And just like that, KZfaq is giving me a literal million ads for toilet technology. Thanks a lot.

Hilarious how you described the anatomical-based adjustments. I have one of these washlets, and wholeheartedly agree with you - best $1k ever spent. Let the hoarders hoard.

There is being a stellar car reviewer, and then there’s being such a phenomenal reviewer that you can create a captivating review of a stand-alone ass sprayer. Good god.

Looks promising but lack of 34” touchscreen is dealbreaker. Need vertical mounted plasma on lid

Never thought I'd let a computer wash my ass. I was wrong! I live in Japan for 2 years now and enjoy my automatic toilet a lot. The lid opens when I enter the bathroom, the seat raises with a press of a button. Do Your business on a warm seat get washed and dried, pull up Your pants and walk away. The thing flushes, cleans and closes itself. I don't touch a thing. Still wash my hands though out of habit.

That ending was brutal.

I love this channel.

Ironically this came up while I was on the toilet.

I really love bidets, got to use them when I was in Japan and I wish we had them hear I felt so much cleaner and relaxed. Heated seats, heated ass blaster, a nice noise for privacy when you shit.

11:33 OMG that outro

I'm a simple man. I see a savage goose, I upvote.

The intro and outro,....pure gold man. Excellent and informative vid -- I see one or more of these in my future.

We bought two simple ones to try. Wish I'd bought one years ago. I hate pooping anywhere else now.

For those without power outlets, I've been happy with a basic model that has a mechanical valve and no heaters. The water is warm enough because it's room temperature from sitting in the pipe. For drying, I just use a small amount of toilet paper, less than without a bidet. Also, it only cost $100 Canadian at Costco, which is around $67 US.

I've got a $20 bidet from Amazon that's been working great the last several years. Compared to the Toto it's the 1996 Civic LX of the bidet world.

You have just blown away all other automotive KZfaqrs. Well done sir.

It looks like Mr. Geese took those “I could watch you review anything” comments too seriously lmao. For real though this video is great

jesus christ that ending... Sir Goose must be into some pretty freaky stuff.

I had one of these installed in my house about a year ago. I suffer from advanced arthritis and the Washlet's ergonomic design makes going to the bathroom much easier. My toilet paper usage has been reduced by about 95%.

Love the tech Wednesday's. Thanks for posting. Great review

We moved into a new construction home a year ago and specifically negotiated having a GFI installed in the master bath so that we could get a Neorest installed. Once you use one of these it is transformative. Good vid brother

I went to Japan for 2 weeks last year and ever since coming back to the states i feel like a caveman using a peasant toilet, this is the future for sure

“They’re years ahead of us”: Homer Simpson visits Japan

props to you sir for making this hole review without laughing once, I'm sure there is blooper reel somewhere. LOL.

Terrific video, what I like is no stupid jokes, they get very annoying. I finally found a kitchen & bath showroom in my town where I could actually see, touch, etc. a toto C5 and ask as many questions that I wanted. There is a six week wait right now but I haven't committed yet. I've watched a million videos, went to as many websites and I have to say that I like yours the best. Just hanging around on the couch talking. Your style is refreshing, thank you.

The office building I worked at for a couple of years leased out the first floor to Toto (it was their south Florida HQ, I guess) and they outfitted the lobby bathrooms completely. We'd all go downstairs to use them rather than use our own private office bathrooms, they were that good. The weirdest part was the parties Toto would occasionally throw in the evening - they'd hire models, catering, musicians, etc., it was a typical, glamorous, PR event. For toilets. So...yeah, very Florida.

I love your humor. You are absolutely hilarious. Thank you for making these videos!!

The only amazing thing is that more people don’t have these. The first time I used a washlet was in 2005 and it changed my life.

This is great bro , do more of this and keep the opening scenes love them

I've been to the two Toto factories in the Atlanta GA area. Being a sucker for factories and making stuff, it was really cool seeing how all their fixtures and products are made.

You're growth on KZfaq will be great with these videos. I love how the subtle humor from car videos translates to these

Very advanced model, this is great. I have the $350 C100 though and for me, it’s the perfect balance. Heated seat and water, dryer, front/rear wash, and oscillation/pulsation. Control panel on the side instead of a remote. Wonderful product.

Just installed Toto K300 and looking up something quick about it, saw my favorite American car reviewer review one-up model 😁. Next level quality-of-life upgrade for sure!

Took a week vacation in Japan and went to Tokyo, Kyoto, etc. It was great. All the hotels I went to had bidets. It took me a few days to get used to them but I quickly found myself using them all the time. Came back home and I just felt like a dirty peasant without one. Bought a cheapo $60 unit to attached to my already existing toilet and I feel clean again. It took me just a few days before I said "I can't live without one now" to get my own. It may not have heated seats nor a hot air blower but man do I feel so much better wiping a wet ass instead of a shitty ass.

Why is my wife always on the toilet and the water bill so high? Now I know👍

Just awesome. The geese is finally clean. Having traveled to Asia for work dozens of times, I can attest to the amazingness of the Bidet/washlet. Many hotels have this standard. I'd say, if you choose to get one, get one with the stainless steel guns. They stay cleaner.

I've seen many of your videos but this might be your best

Bidets are like finding out you need eye glasses and trying them on for the first time. The only regret you'll have is not having purchased one earlier and also like some people are saying, you'll feel less clean when having to use a restroom without a bidet. If you're hesitant about getting a 1200 dollar model, go for a BioBidet of something from your local Costco. You can return it if you don't like. :X

I like how in depth he went on into these devices lol. As a fair warning, these might not reduce your tp usage as much as he implies. Your mileage may vary. I've lived in Japan for a while and I actually brought 2 TOTO washlets back to the US. Most models except the top of the line one's like his, don't have a drying function. Even when they do they mostly don't work so well. I end up having to use tp to dry off after. Granted my nether regions get sparkly clean, it's worth it for me. BTW those worried about nasty back spray, TOTO washlets with UV and electrolyzed water keep the wand super clean. You will have to clean the toilet bowl and surrounding area more often due to back spray though.

Love your car videos and randomly looking into Toto washlets happy to find this review!

i saw.. i clicked... then headed to the comments section... did not disappoint LMAO

Thanks for the review, watched it twice then ordered one off of amazon. Looking forward to breaking it in properly!!

Bidet users have been enlightened.

Got one the moment I came home from Japan over a decade ago, haven't looked back. Haven't needed to, they clean you better than smearing tp around

for the skeptics....do you wipe your dirty dishes and put them away? ...or do you wash them, dry them...and put them away.,,,

I lived in Japan for a year and these toilets are one of the most amazing thing ever. Eazy, quick, hygienic and saves paper and water.I just cannot understand why they haven't gained popularity in Europe yet.

Never thought I'd watch a bidet review on here. Kudos on the thoroughness.

Pure gold. Interesting and good take too.

This kind of humor is why I was attracted to savagegeese in the first place many years ago. Quality stuff.

Awesome video. And good idea of using the plastic wrap to show the dryer feature. Lol.

Amazing intro and product. Love it

I have owned a Toto A100 Washlet for over five years. It is the base model, no remote or air dry but most everything else and $319.00 on Amazon. Very pleased, I have 3 baths only one has a washlet installed, I will walk down a flight of stairs to use it. Useful for a person with mobility issues. Savage did his excellent review without snickering, good job. Since this is primarily an automobile review site I will call the Toto A100 Washlet the Miata of bidet toilet seats.

This is why I love this channel

You're the last person I expect a bidet review from 😂. That said, you've done this as well as your car reviews!

Always knew you were a man of sophistication, Mark

Thanks for your review. Is your Toto Washlet still working properly?

I like how started watching your videos about the FRS/BRZ, and somehow i came back to your channel talking about a toilet that i ended up getting

So, I could have this or a high mileage Aztek. Tough call.

At least he wasn't live-streaming

Over the past 20 years, I've only been buying Toto Drake toilets 8:32 wherever I move. Back in the 90's I read an article about how several landlords in LA public housing used TOTO to avoid dealing with clogs by tenants. They have a smooth larger diameter bend to help with that. And the BEST FEATURE: the Toto flush is so effective yet so splashless, I can literally keep flushing crap down the drain while I'm still sitting on the bowl!

Not what I expected to watch today, but, getting informed is getting informed. 😂 Great job.

OMG I was not expecting that ending LOL

Seeing that plastic wrap on the toilet reminds me of evil pranks from college days!

Life didnt prepare me for that ending 😬, the first two mins alone got me lmao

I can imagine calling customer service to explain why your self cleaning toilet isn’t working. The conversation would start, well I was taking a shit and.😂

This was so so difficult to take seriously. Especially after watching so many car reviews. I have to admit...nicely done!

This was so much more serious than I was expecting from savagegeese

Got 2 in my house. Your a savage if you don't have one.

Bought it. Found the Toto S550e on amazon for $1100. Thanks Geese!

Fantastic video, much needed here in North America. If a bird shits on your head, would you smeer it off with paper or wouldn't you make sure that you wash it off with water thoroughly. Men, have pride and be clean

I like the humor in these latest videos.

Is this the same toilet that you had in the back of the Chevy Colorado review a few years ago? ;-) That is the stunt that caused me to subscribe to your channel!

*Is there an optional brush attachment for this? Asking for a friend..*

That ending is hilarious!

So I'm into cars and an IT person as well. I also was looking at the TOTO washlets this week. Mark, are we related??

im so glad this is a legit review and not a meme

I bought one and it’s amazing. Can’t believe I lived this long without it 😂 Opted for the C100 because it’s more affordable

It has changed my life, the heated feature is🔥🔥🔥 but tp is still necessary the dryer isn't sufficient...pay Becky that $$$

My wife is japanese. And all of her relatives have these in their bathrooms. They are just common. I agree, you set on one of these, and you are like, where can I get one, and I dont care how much it cost. And, the retractable pipe, actually will self clean, and you can actually manually clean it. Its been very very hygenic. More than toilet paper. Kudos for this review.