I guess that the rest of sentient species in this story come from low gravity worlds, explaining why they are taller than humans but fragile compared to them.
@davidvincent57012 жыл бұрын
I would love to hear the job interview of both anti-pirite personal.
@WardNightstone2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure the Human was hired by forcing his way into the interview room
@nickpossum36072 жыл бұрын
Probably the same way Han Solo and Chewy get hired for jobs.
@CT-1035 Жыл бұрын
@@WardNightstone rips open steel doors “Hi, I’m here for the interview”
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
here I was expecting an anti-piracy screen to show up on a pirate bay's main computer, and handily remind them that they were running an illicit copy of code bellonging to IBM computing.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
lol
@samueltrusik32512 жыл бұрын
Who would win? Dozens of pirates with advanced weaponry or a duo of stronk monke and a big birb
@cgi20022 жыл бұрын
Stupid part is, were not even a strong monkey, were just the smartest monkey. Imagine their reaction to an actual gorilla in an armoured suit.
@UNSCPILOT2 жыл бұрын
@@cgi2002 or an armored suit that gave us the strength of a gorilla, for added scare factor
@xenoplayspl62392 жыл бұрын
@@cgi2002 or an Chimp in a armored suit cuz i those things are homicidal maniacs
@Allantitan2 жыл бұрын
@@xenoplayspl6239 or both
@WiredTurkey3162 жыл бұрын
Just the kind of pure hfy I was in the mood for
@HurremDurrem2 жыл бұрын
HE DID IT BOIS HE FOUNDS A SWITCH TALL TOMBOY ALIEN BIRB GF
@monkeysue612 жыл бұрын
Woo
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
Did Billy Bob actually get with Emily?
@HurremDurrem2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdufresne9359 waaay too familiar not to be
@StarForgers Жыл бұрын
@@chrisdufresne9359 Was that from the "Introduction to human biology" series? Or another one? I thought that the alien girl in that one was a dragon girl? 🐉
@chrisdufresne9359 Жыл бұрын
@Trevor Thieme Billy Bob Space Trucker is the source of the 2 characters. It's another narrated series that goes full boar into the 'Murica! memes.
@mikethurman31472 жыл бұрын
I'm picturing the chicken from the epic Family Guy fight... Jebus, I need sleep.
@shosroy2 жыл бұрын
Even though I know better I still imagine this as a Billy Bob space trucker after story. Not with Billy Bob himself but with another human
@sedevri8642 жыл бұрын
I had to check on this myself
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
could be :)
@wyvernharries47882 жыл бұрын
No no I think she's right. Its "we're here to kick gum and chew ass. And am all out of ass" Lol
@francisalvaro65852 жыл бұрын
- Dick Kickem
@wyvernharries47882 жыл бұрын
@@francisalvaro6585 Yes! glad someone else gets it. :)
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
"Hail to the king baby"
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
@@francisalvaro6585 follow your dream
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
"I'll show you a pain in the ass." ooh that's saucy
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Allantitan2 жыл бұрын
When that was said a minimum of 50 different meanings flashed through my head and most of them were nsfw 😂
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
@@Allantitan 50, damn, I could only think of 3, 2 of which were NSFW
@johns9652 Жыл бұрын
And Sari replied "Wording". I'd venture a guess the author was a fan of the animated show "Archer". Archer is like...USA spies are intelligence service Orcs. Anyway, it was a running gag on the show that when somebody said something that could be taken as innuendo, one of the characters would say Phrasing!.
@kurtismiller95442 жыл бұрын
Kicking pirate butt! The fun way to spend the day!
@barelyasurvivor12572 жыл бұрын
And getting paid for it The best way to spend the day
@willgallatin28022 жыл бұрын
Fun story, and good acting. Now call off the nanites, my right sock seems to have a hole.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
no idea what you are talking about govna
@Deveyus2 жыл бұрын
Why does the simulator simulate people they can't see watching them? That's such a weird angle.
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@eliandervalderen58492 жыл бұрын
I honestly felt it Partners or not they were dating
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
the "I'll show you a pain in the ass" quote is rather damning in that regard
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author Bless the Algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@discusmaximus4 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@barelyasurvivor12572 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a Traveller game I was in. Pirates were out of control in this sector, and I didn't want to lose my ship or any cargo. I made a deal for pirate hunting, they would reward me quietly for every pirate I destroyed (I was a very good deal maker and an even better pilot, I had connections all over the Imperium and beyond, as I had been a Noble top ranked Naval Officer before being encouraged to leave. I had connections almost everywhere though) So, facing the main airlock, behind a thin plastic wall, I placed an auto cannon set to fire through and out the airlock to take care of any boarders in heavy or Combat Armor and to put a few holes in the pirate ship as well. (The first rounds were for unarmored or lightly armored, followed by AP, no explosives as it was point blank and would have hurt us too. In the cargo bay I placed some heavy weapons aimed to fire out of the cargo hatch, mostly a few heavy auto cannons, and a few recoilless Weapons (Didn't use Energy weapons in case the Pirates detected the energy build up or if the ships engine was damaged, don't mean I didn't have them ready though, a plasma cannon fired into a pirates cargo hold, at point blank range, would really ruin their day or week. We would roll ship to present the cargo hold for looting, and when the pirate ship was nicely framed we would let fire into the interior where the Prates would be just starting to come across to board us, if lightly armored vac suits or so, we would hold the Rifles and just use the AC, and usually have a fresh new ship to sell, or turn in for a reward This was around the Black Box Traveller set period with the addons
@NPCNo-xm2li2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else thought the duo was kind of similar to the one from "I'm sorry" storry?
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
only their sizes are reversed
@tyrschampion4712 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@wrathshorts28942 жыл бұрын
Why does this seem like a Ryan Reynolds movie?
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
everything does in the right context
@UNSCPILOT2 жыл бұрын
I would certainly watch that movie, sounds like a fun ride
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
Why do these people sound like some cops I used to know?🤔
@chrislenz6634 Жыл бұрын
it's bubble-gum!!! I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum!!!
@l.b.91422 жыл бұрын
The timestamp is not quite right at 42 seconds😀. Everything else is great and appreciated.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
yea , they would have all changed due to the emergency online editing I was doing last week. Need to go back and fix
@bathroomprophet23102 жыл бұрын
For the squirrel
@Cluxystardom2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoy the content
@jimmycoyote742 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@richardhowells58042 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that show 😎
@basrengangetch.20422 жыл бұрын
Did KZfaq just took the like count off?
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
Just checked , for some reason it was turned off. You should be able to see it now
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
HFY, The Reddit with the most potential to flood the Sci Fi Market with new and innovative ideas like the small bits in the TV Show Orville, but it is guarded jealously by the Reddit Moderator Dragons who will oppress anyone who breaks even half a rule on that fucking subreddit, LIKE SERIOUSLY THOSE GUYS NEED TO CHILL
@alendonvaldor58082 жыл бұрын
WHich rules? I just looked and the rules are quite straightforward.
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
@@alendonvaldor5808 yes, but do not be fooled
@alendonvaldor58082 жыл бұрын
@@helslayerknightclaw1339 Can you give any examples?
@Elmithian2 жыл бұрын
@@helslayerknightclaw1339 Do you mean that what you write there will be property of the sub reddit or something?
@helslayerknightclaw13392 жыл бұрын
@@Elmithian yeah the mods are shit basically
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@Angl0sax0nknight2 жыл бұрын
Funny as F😂😂😂
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
yay pirate chow
@merlinathrawes7468 ай бұрын
Training makes reality easier.
@darkhorse13golfgaming2 жыл бұрын
Well I do like tall women.....lol
@angrydragonslayer2 жыл бұрын
Neat
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
:)
@josmeijers28182 жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@arakheno40512 жыл бұрын
F.A.S.
@beingsneaky2 жыл бұрын
The ending was just as bad as the " it was all just a dream" now how many ppl know what I am talking about??