The Great Mistake | 2244 | Humans and Humanity are OP

The Great Mistake | 2244 | Humans and Humanity are OP | Best of HFY

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00:00 Intro
00:09 The Great Mistake by Auri-el117
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@furycarnategaming 8 ай бұрын

Goes well with the old saying "I against my brother, we against our cousin, the three of us against the world."

@Pitraptor 8 ай бұрын

Honestly, it's a simple concept, why can't xenos in these stories get it?

@furycarnategaming 8 ай бұрын

@@Pitraptor some minds can not comprehend a fractured but whole mindset.

@robertstoneking7916 8 ай бұрын

Charlie Daniels put the American words to song "We may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves but you outside people best leave us alone."

@Yotarian 7 ай бұрын

Man, my whole mindset would be 100% focused if I had a fractured butthole.

@deathdooddieimmortal.therian 7 ай бұрын

Nice

@TrueFork 8 ай бұрын

There's an Australian star system somewhere but that sector of space is so hazardous that almost nobody knows about it

@therasco400 8 ай бұрын

Na its so hostile that people know about it and avoid it. That people live there is a rumor due to the prison ships that where originally sent there.

@michaelreifenstein2114 8 ай бұрын

there is a rumour that the people that say they live there are paid actors.

@julesmasseffectmusic 8 ай бұрын

Yeah it's funny, we have the most venomous stuff going around, roos are deadly AF, a koala can rip open any artery you have with claws or teeth. Yet we have the lowest death toll for animal killings. Why? Ozzies don't use guns, we use common sense.

@humanbeings4698 8 ай бұрын

Its got 20 foot long spiders!

@juangonzalez9848 8 ай бұрын

It doesn’t really exist, it’s just a rumor created by the giant space spiders, luring uninformed ships in to be consumed after being roasted on a star called “Barbie”

@Yenrx 8 ай бұрын

I bet all the humans were like “oh thank the heavens, we can fight something that isn’t just an endless word war between ourselves!

@matthewcheung7888 8 ай бұрын

Humans would be overjoyed that the Geneva Convention does not apply to aliens. Flamethrowers, Agent Orange, Phosgene, Napalm, cluster bombs, biological warfare, and toe-popper mines are back on the menu, and the humans are excited to use their old toys.

@deathdooddieimmortal.therian 7 ай бұрын

Hell yes

@collinfulling3223 8 ай бұрын

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

@HenshinFanatic 8 ай бұрын

Poland *CAN* INTO SPACE!

@rohesilmnelohe 7 ай бұрын

Upvote for Sabaton Also. Can't forget Estonian or Latvian Legions

@mitchk7655 8 ай бұрын

Kai-zer-Rike. Its german for German Empire. Great Story, though!

@TJCID22 8 ай бұрын

Lol, the way he pronounced that was so funny.

@maximilianpelaez896 8 ай бұрын

@@TJCID22 Ich finde es mild amüsant.😊

@Marcus_Postma 8 ай бұрын

he always struggles and mispronounces anything in german.

@Marcus_Postma 8 ай бұрын

@@maximilianpelaez896 na ja, kleines bisschen.

@paulqueripel3493 8 ай бұрын

@@Marcus_Postma perhaps its because he thinks German has Latin roots 😊(I know that was the author's error)

@markfergerson2145 8 ай бұрын

This setting is ripe for more storytelling, I can feel it. I hope the author feels the same way. For the author, for The Voice, for the algorithm! Huzzah!

@rat_king- 8 ай бұрын

Brilliant.. *Sips Tea* The British Empire returns..

@MidnightSmoke 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the story and here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@barelyasurvivor1257 8 ай бұрын

A great story and a fantastic reading.

@scotthinger6397 8 ай бұрын

Good story once again. WITH ENERGY!!

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

And determining the Shimsha command structure and tactics, that was Canada's job. Didn't now about Canada? Neither does anyone else. I can assure you that you have indeed met a Canadian at some point, they are everywhere. You just never knew it or forgot about it very soon after.

@willgallatin2802 8 ай бұрын

They will politely shatter your kneecaps if they are mildly displeased by your conduct. :P

@verilyheld 8 ай бұрын

"The Canadian talent of self-effacement is such that it approaches mystical levels. Genetic research, psionic studies, nothing determines how Canadian humans walk undisguised amongst all sentient species. A hypothesis is their generating a disconnect between perception and realisation. Possible proof is that other humans say all Canadians are polite--which they are--until they declare war. What happens next is unknown. There are Shimsha who survived fighting Canadians. We would ask what happened, except those few survivors are hopelessly insane from fright."

@HenshinFanatic 8 ай бұрын

Is it time to break out the Geneva checklist?

@benjamintherogue2421 8 ай бұрын

@@HenshinFanatic The Canadian Contribution List.

@usernamealreadytaken9330 8 ай бұрын

@@HenshinFanaticThat was the "Canadian soldier should not do" list for awhile.

@merlinathrawes746 8 ай бұрын

So in terms of galactic speak does Shimsha = Oops?

@scp2539 8 ай бұрын

the opening sounds like a 4x description of factions XD i kinda wanna try it.

@DarkFantasyStudio 8 ай бұрын

I just discovered this channel, and surprise, my music is used in your videos!!! Thank you so much to use my track for your amazing videos!!!

@calvingreene90 8 ай бұрын

Brothers fight each other as practice for when outsiders attack.

@Shadow.Dragon 8 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent narration!

@rolandosada8077 8 ай бұрын

Thank you.

@dragonoidsix 8 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie. I thought the Shimsha would have made the greatest Mistake of attacking Sol and Earth itself! Now that would have been the Greatest Mistake ever.

@wrigthtalekenavi2066 8 ай бұрын

considering how protective humankind are for their homes? oh that would be a massacre of untold quantities

@peterwalls-qf7ii 8 ай бұрын

Oh what a dream you weave! The end of the blight in all our souls! AMEN! SO MOTE IT BE ! INSALLAH! What can i say? I had this dream longer than you had history. No, i cannot intervene ! Force is not persuasion.

@lordvader4089 Ай бұрын

.... "Then the Winged Hussars arrived!"....

@darkestwilightt 8 ай бұрын

Space Nato is a terrifyingly concept

@Allantitan 8 ай бұрын

Don’t give humans something else to focus their anger at besides themselves

@usernamealreadytaken9330 8 ай бұрын

I bet The Shimsha Autocracy flag had a Union Jack on the top left corner.

@CrazyAutoChris 8 ай бұрын

I enjoyed this story

@dmaxcustom 8 ай бұрын

Uplifting and hopeful, considering current events on this blue dot.

@calvingreene90 8 ай бұрын

Human fight amongst ourselves as practice for when an outsider attacks.

@matthewcheung7888 8 ай бұрын

@yomogami4561 8 ай бұрын

thanks for an interesting story and narration

@farmerned6 8 ай бұрын

Royal Navy West African Squadron re-deployed

@allenmorgan1007 8 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@nomohakon6257 8 ай бұрын

Neat! More?

@Maeshalanadae 8 ай бұрын

One of these days there’s going to be a story where the United States still exists and isn’t torn apart in scrutiny by the author. But then again, it IS Reddit, aka, China’s Watchdog.

@julesmasseffectmusic 8 ай бұрын

Well, you see shooting a child every 11 minutes and escalating that figure every year will lead to your extinction. Plus you know infant mortality rates twice that of Cuba and maternal death rates 5 to 8 times that of OZ. How can you expect it to exist in 30 years?

@julesmasseffectmusic 8 ай бұрын

Also the world watched as your lot smeared shit on the walls of your national legislature. That is monkey behaviour apes don't do that.

@tabithachastain6999 8 ай бұрын

The US has always sucked. Unless you're born to a particular demographic, every story of prosperity is akin to winning the lottery.

@Dedjester-to9uk 3 ай бұрын

@@julesmasseffectmusic Infant mortality rate Cuba 4.1 per 1000 live births. US 5.1 So not twice.

@robtathome 8 ай бұрын

That was a great story

@Kayem237 8 ай бұрын

Log entry 1337. Now that's a set of numbers I haven't seen used in a long time.

@RealArcalian 8 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Yep, the Xenos DONE SCREWED UP!

@dkbros1592 8 ай бұрын

Don't think I'm future western society will survive but we do have nations amoung stars

@klappstock943 8 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@Gh05tk3y 8 ай бұрын

For the algorithm!

@lupaswolfshead9971 8 ай бұрын

ooo another hellworld background noice

@drthmik 8 ай бұрын

A bit incorrect on the languages, assuming that all of them still use their earth equivalents English CONTAINS some Latin roots from words it has absorbed from other languages, but its origin is Germanic And German is not Latin based at all

@oli3645 8 ай бұрын

Well if that doesn’t sound like space Sabaton music material I don’t know what is.

@mattbrown5511 8 ай бұрын

The exception to this is the very Asian idea that equality is for equals, and not everyone is equal.

@XothKubo 8 ай бұрын

Wooooooooot❤

@venoltar 8 ай бұрын

I'm sure the aliens would figure out eventually, the objective of the war is what united humanity in that case. If it wasn't being conducted for enslavement or genocide, I suspect the other nations would be much more reluctant to mobilise. For instance, if the slavers simply formed their own privateers to directly fight the anti-slavers, the other nations would likely just get out the popcorn while a bunch of armchair military pundits would wax eloquently on the odds for either side.

@Melanesian-dude 6 ай бұрын

it seems the polish have come a long way in thus one😊

@geoshark12 5 ай бұрын

I get the feeling the Canadians had been working an subspace railroad to get slaves out of ther imprisonment

@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@walterengler5709 8 ай бұрын

Well at least they didn't attack a human child. So at least they were allowed to live.

@charlesamerski3505 8 ай бұрын

Poland in space😊😂❤

@Pugiron 8 ай бұрын

ROFL as if the British were ever going to be powerful again

@davidaward82 8 ай бұрын

since when was English latin based? heh. More anglo & germanic in there than latin, though i suppose Norman french did have a solid influence too (though that contains heavy scandinavian influence on top of latin). the point in the story still stands, mandarin/cantonese being very different from european languages, but still...

@serineaaskold8428 8 ай бұрын

The point was more about the Latin alphabet that we use, as opposed to the Chinese characters, or so I understood

@davidaward82 8 ай бұрын

@@serineaaskold8428 save that the author of the log was speaking about how he could not 'pronounce or understand' the words, and that they were 'spoken in a completely different dialect from' the others. given that the words were likely being passed through a translator for the alien making the log too, the characters being shown on the earth created documents are probably irrelevant.

@redactedredacted4080 8 ай бұрын

English more distant from Latin then French, Spanish and Italian it is still a romance language. Romance languages or Latin based languages. I took Latin in high school after doing that you can see all of the influence Latin has had on our language.

@davidaward82 8 ай бұрын

@@redactedredacted4080 as i said, there are norman french influences, however, latin is not the basis of the english language, not by a long shot. also, seriously, after high school, you think you've seen 'all of the inluence latin had' ... if you want to learn about English, try starting with old english, german, the various scandinavian languages, and then add in a little bit of latin.

@genericuser984 8 ай бұрын

neat

@AlbertaFreeThinker 8 ай бұрын

Kaiser Reich - pronounced based on WW1 Kaiser and WW2 Reich

@beingsneaky 8 ай бұрын

Never give humans a common enemy. They will unite faster them you woukd believe.

@justlolit 3 ай бұрын

The "Australian" planets death world's of the death worlder.

@sleddog3092 8 ай бұрын

Bro the chinese have slaves now. I doubts thatd change just because they make it to space

@awolgamming7793 8 ай бұрын

WE ARE BEEEEES

@pandorahades4232 8 ай бұрын

Für Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland

@redactedredacted4080 8 ай бұрын

They made the worst mistake possible. They had the humans other them, for humans that is the kiss of death. Slavery is one of humanity psycho buttons in modern times.

@brianmeadows1137 8 ай бұрын

Rule Britannica

@paradoxpaladin 7 ай бұрын

"Kaiser Reich" not "Kayser Rakt"

@TJCID22 8 ай бұрын

Great Mistake??? I call that a terrible mistake!

@poesero 3 ай бұрын

British fighting slavery??? this is certainly fiction :v

@SoloWing88 8 ай бұрын

EU40k lol

@geoshark12 5 ай бұрын

Idk but i think the author might be British

@gcherfzthequietone 8 ай бұрын

thats a weird way to say Kaiserreich but well its german so... acceptable id´t say

@delwynandrews6514 8 ай бұрын

@agro squirrel narrates it very unusual for you to make wording wrong in ur story n it was a great story, but these 3 were said wrong kaiser n reich n hussar

@TheJeikou 8 ай бұрын

Comment

@stardust5789 8 ай бұрын

I comment on your comment

@ckl9390 8 ай бұрын

@@stardust5789 I second your comment.

@Jason-sm4oc 8 ай бұрын

I reply to your comment.

@merlinwizard1000 8 ай бұрын

16th, 5 November 2023

@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something 8 ай бұрын

You look tired

@mikkelnpetersen 8 ай бұрын

Only thing I don't like is how you pronounce "kaiserreich".

@mathewmetivier8483 8 ай бұрын

i appreciate the work you put into these but can you atleast try a little with the pronounciation? i understand when its alien but i think kaiser-reich is kindve.. yknow, obvious.. germanic... yknow..

@Mami94-832 8 ай бұрын

Whaaaaat? British nobility, traders and merchants had slaves and slave plantations, and were slave exporters. It is true that most of them located them in various colonies, but Brits participated and benefited from the slave trade. See also: "How many British slave owners were there? 46,000 Britons A five-year project by University College London has compiled the identities of 46,000 Britons who owned slaves, mainly in the West Indies, on the day slavery was abolished in 1833 (1834)" " Britain was one of the most successful slave-trading countries. Together with Portugal, the two countries accounted for about 70% of all Africans transported to the Americas." "Who was the famous British slave trader? Sir John Hawkins (1532-1595) was one of the most notable sailors and naval commanders of the sixteenth century. He is known for his pivotal role in the maritime history of England and the rise of the global slave trade." "The historian Dr Brooke Newman, of Virginia Commonwealth University, has found that William III and Mary II made further wealth from the shares, as England's profits from slavery expanded."

@Maddog3060 7 ай бұрын

I love you, Agro, but every time you mispronounced "kaiserreich" killed me a little, inside.

@DaddyHensei 8 ай бұрын

Tbh I didn’t really enjoy this one. Great narration though. It’s the writing itself I just wasn’t vibin with. It was worth the listen because of you.

@hohenzollern6025 8 ай бұрын

The inability to pronounce anything German was a bit disconcerting.

@raymorphis5714 8 ай бұрын

you know humans are strange. I against my brother both against our cousin the family against the world. And it wouldn't matter if every human alive had pale skin or dark, blue eyes or black there will always be something that is not the same between to groups of people and Both will be called the "others" by each group. I have lived all over this old world from the islands in the Pacific to south america several countries in europe america and India , and in each place no matter what year it was it was always the same,some little something be it the color of someone's hair or the shape of their nose marked them as "other,it's sad in a way and stupid too.Humans every single "race" can and do interbreed and produce viable offspring which means WE ARE ALL THE SAME."