That sounds like half of the managers in corporate America. I know people who have not work a single hour in 50 years and are on the top of the food chain too.

Think about phil jones. The man survived fergie, moyes , van gaal, giggs , mourinho, ole, ragnick and is still in man united by hardly even playing 😂

@@No-Stack-Developer still survived past pogba and cristiano ronaldo 😂😂😂

@@Youssouf_ At least Jones played and scored. This dude never even played a single game!!

almost as unbelievable as americans not knowing what a women is. any smart person can fool morons.

A New Zealander living in Malaysia and had won World Championship many times.

However, that guy actually learned something.

Lol the days before the 1. The internet 2. DNA 3. Security Cameras

You wouldn’t believe the things you are able to get away these days 😅😅 You just don’t know!

@@saurock For example? (for research purpose)

@@masquerade41120 🤣

@@masquerade41120 it was in a Dave Chapelle video I think, when he cracked a joke about Ted Bundy, one of the biggest serial killers. Don't know the link of the video, but basically he said that people don't give him enough credit, he had a shitty Wolkswagen and picked up (married) woman across the country, and had sex with them (then killed them, which is fugged up). And his go to story was asking ladies to help him fix his car. And if he fucked up, "he just moved 11 miles away and started a new life". Imagine that that time 'get in the van' was the greatest pickup line :D

That's my preference too! 😁😉

Greatest ending ever 🤣🤣

Lmao

Maybe one of them was a mother of any of you.

Nah it would ve shit only the wlites wilp sell us whatever they dont if he had fooled ao many let gim talk about that atleast he isnt a one who olay gumantitian or a poltician game fack off to netflix its a wetsern propganda to control the world

Movie

Starring Antonio Banderas.

@@danpreston564 probably too old now

@@danpreston564 he’s too old now bro 🤣

The greatest striker who never scored a goal looolll he trolled them

So it’s true 🤔 has other people confirmed it

@@Beanbag777 yes on the book there are other people telling their stories of him

And since the guy he impersonated had no issue with what he did its not like anyone could complain. The only real people he actually scammed was rich team owners and its not like anyone is going to feel sympathy for them.

@@_gungrave_6802 They are not just rich club owners, they are legendary mobsters (on the level of Al Capone) feared by the police, drug dealers and politicians. And this makes the Kaiser's history even more interesting.

When I first read the title of this, I thought this was about neymar?! 🤔

Not to the hookers he didn't, unless you think they are all entrepreneurs and no pimps involved

He manipulated women into sex

But the coach would see that you suck during the training

@@JPIQQG not if he trained in secret

RS lol

No he couldn't, you cant become a 1% athlete in the world just with training. You have to be born has one, either physical talent for the sport or technical talent. Alot of people are born like that. But most cant hold onto it because they dont train hard. Spending 6 hour afternoons goofying at courts + team practice since you are a kid, its how you become a 1% percenter... And even that is not enough most of the time.

Good enough to play at the top level? lol, absolutely not.

They say in reality he was hired more like a fake player mascot - something popular in brazil during the 80s.

Think FTX, if he can fool some big names into signing up, he can fool the entire world he's legit.

He was a con artist

Yea, but he is also proof. You dont have too be handsome too be popular or liked by women.

@Nas Kane true!

@@azumishimizu1880 Sure. Money works, too.

How?? He basically scammed millions of people. Thats like saying a thief deserved his money

@@No-Stack-Developer he scammed football clubs not people, its like scamming big companies

I think Dembele learned a trick or two from this character.

@Guy Whose opinions will offend you facts

That pretty speech was just another con. Not once does he take responsibility for himself, always "oh my family was so poor i didnt know what to do, this girl just appeared pregnant out of nowhere what will i do?"

I don’t disapprove at all I would have done the same thing

he was always injured though mate

@@__________________________....then why sign him

no its a homoerotic fanfiction

You'd get made out fast. Pros are on such a different level, it'd be painfully obvious.

@gw kiv Exactly!

@@marandymbamara9099 however he also claimed himself to be a fullback, the ones on the pitch who usually see the least of the ball. so if hed worked on his physicality, speed and strength + learnt basic positioning and passing, then he could have possibly fooled everyone for at least a game or two

Except casemiro rashford and de gea they r goat

Back then players had the habit of exchanging shirts shortly after the game. So it must have been that

Nowadays he would be hired as a team crew member, kind of like a kitman.

@@dabbasw31 Nowadays he'd be hired by players as a "parça". You don't want to Google for this word in the context of "futebol brasileiro". You'll puke. Some famous players... ehem.. ehem... even PAY dudes to manage their private life... er... getting them boobs and illegal subs... It's a rabbit hole of sorts -- and it explains a lot. Some players don't even care to play. Some retire early and go for the lolz...

I mean, by the end he says he never really played for Ajaccio, he just wore some shirts and took pictures, but fact checking wasn't a thing so he managed to get contracts despite never playing there.

No

according to his wikipedia page, there is one.

@@gicubashkan5065 documentary movie. Not quiet the same

😂

Yeah it was

Yes, Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football

Kaiser: the greatest footballer never to play football

most of the images from this video are from a movie about him " Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football" (2018)

He is a con artist, can't even call him a man

What famous actor would best play him? Any ideas? Tom Cruise, Jim Carey...who?

If you don't start playing young, you'll never get it. Your brain has to develop unnatural motor control using the feet and legs. I coached youth soccer for 15 years. Great young atheletes that didn't play before age 10, could never acquire the necessary skills to play at a high level.

Quite easy if you think about it. No internet, word traveled much slower in those days, no security cameras everywhere. Not hard at all if one looks just a bit similar to the other guy.

Don't disgrace India, Indian footballers work hard to get a chance this ckn artist just scammed people

@@gauravsanjay1586 f*ck off bro. Did i ask ?

I tell you oo😂😂

yap

Are you really a Rothschild?

All of it. Carlinhos Kaiser Henrique is a legend that knew every football legend of that era.

Who was this Renato. Never heard of him and I have read about all the Brazilian greats

@@BonganiMagaduHe’s a Brazilian legend but he’s not well known in Europe. He played with Zico and others, he’s kinda of a folklore character. Him and Romario battled for the Top Scorer title in Rio de Janeiro, called “King of Rio”. He became a coach after his retirement. He is well known for his interviews and for be friend of his players. He also won two Libertadores (South American Champions League) for Grêmio, one as a player and other as a coach. They gave him a statue there. He coaches Suarez now.

@@BonganiMagaduHe is such a figure that Maradona used to get on his knees when he met Renato at the friendly matches.

@@BonganiMagaduAsked for a journalist about Maradona he said... “I’m his king!” 😂 Of course he was joking... You guys don’t know how fun the 90s football was is Brazil. You have no idea.

@@DizzyMakavelli thanks

Gianni Russo is known to make up a lot of stories.

Based on truth, and lies - but mostly lies