Your impression of Mark Wahlberg in the Happening is amazing.

*Shyamalan:* "Mark, I want you to say every line as a question and come across as a confused child." *Wahlberg:* "What? No!" *Shyamalan:* "Yeah, like that."

Chris: Was that a “Comedy” or a “Drama”? I: It was a “Coma”.

M. Night is the Nick Cage of Directors. Immensely talented but swings at everything he can, and either turns in a masterpiece or a "masterpiece".

i find it hilarious that mark actually questioned the director about why theyre doing stupid shit

that military guy looks like Shia LaBeoufs and Adam Sandlers child.

The Happening walked so Bird Box could run.

This whole time Jennifer Lawrence is pointing an arrow at Chris in the background lol

The scene where Zooey deschanel starts talking about the mood ring saying she was horny... in front of the kid... was just awkward

Scariest movie monster ever. Gently. Rustling. Leaves.

This dude Chris is eating a hotdog with no condiments is the real question

Wahlberg playing any character who is supposed to be smart already makes this a comedy.

When someone says The Happening was the best Mark Wahlberg movie WHAT? NOOO

Chris Stuckmann - "The hot dog scene doesn't get enough attention, it's funny, it's got my favourite character. You like the hot dog scene, right?"

I thought this movie is a tragedy , but now i know its a comedy

The suicide thing happened whenever a large group of people were assembled together. This was the first movie about social distancing, over a decade before it was relevant.

Shyamalan: "Canned goods." He's not wrong.

What! No...

The mark wahlberg impressions are so spot on 😂👏🏻

Walburg’s acting was so strange in this movie.

The Happening belongs to the 50's , people that time would love it.

Chernobyl achieved what the Happening never could it made wind scary.

Any movie that has people talking to plants is a masterpiece in my book.

"We've lost contact." "With whom???" "...Everyone."

Hot dog with no sauce, unthinkable.

come on guys take an interest in signs

Trains will most definitely just stop if they "lose contact with everybody." Trains need those everybody to not crash constantly.

Hitchcock: Showers! Stephen King: Toilets! Hitchcock: Birds! M. Night: Plants!

The original bird box real talk

The Mark Wahlberg impression killed me every single goddamn time

M Night: "why do I hear boss battle music?" Grass: *waves softly*

The opening shot of the movie telegraphs the entire thing. Literally, the first five seconds, and I said "Okay, so it's the trees." I found no joy in being right.

You know, I actually liked The Village even when it came out. And the twist ending - the reason why so many people hated it - was actually part of why I liked it.

A lot of Zoey's expressions in this movie look like she just shit herself and she doesn't want anyone to know.

Chris sounds exactly like Walberg too, the mannerisms and the bulge eyes 😆 😂

I love your impersonation of mark Wahlberg. It's spot on. I remember watching the scene where everyone was jumping off the building with my sister and she was dying laughing

The movie makes me wanna mow my lawn...

I seen this in theaters and you could see the boom mics in the corner of the screen in some scenes lol

Yeah if trains lose contact and gps they stop. Otherwise you will probably hit another train. Trains are a delicate orchestration.

I rewatch this review at least twice a month for pureeee enjoyment 😭😭

Matk Wahlberg looked genuinely embarrassed to be in this movie

Okay, your Mark Wahlberg impression is fucking incredible.

You know, a good one that made the "forced suicide" thing scary was the starting scenes of Birdbox. Just the complete anarchy as people suddenly would leap to their deaths, often threatening those around them too. I mean, Birdbox basically was what happening should have/could have been. Not saying it's the best movie ever, but compared to happening...

the happening is happening now ... i'll see myself out

I swear Shyamalan is like a pilot who never learned how to land a plane. It's like he knows how to set up problems, but can't ever figure out how to solve them. Alien Invasion? -uhhh...Water! Crazy Suicide Plague? -It just ends!

Your impersonation of Markie Mark is awesome. Too funny.

Who could have imagined that this movie would accurately predict Covid-19...

I remember seeing that first scene of the mass suicides as a kid and thinking it was really disturbing. Something about the uncanny acting mixed with people just stabbing themselves genuinely shook me more then a lot of horror movies I had seen just because of that surreal feeling that came with it. So it was effective to at least one person at one point.

I wonder what Mark said when he read the script. Mark looks up at his Agent. "You fuckin serious?" Agent:You're getting a lot of money for this. Mark:How much? Agent: *Insert however much money he made* Mark: *starts reading lines* So guys, heard about this problem with bees?!

I fuckin died of laughter at this review.

This movie is bad but that John Leguizamo hate is where I draw the line.

I have been consistently coming back to this review throughout the years whenever I want a good laugh.

I know why Chris didn't like the movie He's not interested in science

One of the worst acting performances of Marky Mark ever. Don't get me started on the most awful female leads acting abilities.

Well, this movie did help cure me of a debilitating Zooey Deschanel crush. I was super into her, listened to She&Him or whatever her band was called, just to hear her voice. I'm embarrassed to admit this, seems so crazy now, but when I first saw Almost Famous I was more taken with Zooey as the sister than Kate Hudson as Penny. I mean, Zooey IS adorable, but over Penny friggin Lane? That just seems batshit to me now. Anyway, still love Zooey, but The Happening definitely killed that real intense crush thing. Some of her line delivery, ugh, she just looks and sounds so unbelievably goofy. The end, when she's waiting for him with the pregnancy test...it's painful to even think about how goofy she looks. And earlier, when hot dog guy asks her if she likes hot dogs, the face she makes...wtf WAS that? Did Knight intentionally choose the worst takes to make her look idiotic? Idk, but I seriously never felt the same about her again. It truly is one of the worst movies ever. Every single creative instinct feel wrong. This dude is right: the deaths come off FUNNY. Ugh, it's so, so bad.

M. Knight Shamblepants' retconning of what this movie was supposed to "be" is exactly like what Tommy Wiseau said after The Room flopped; "it was supposed to be really bad...." I rest my case.

The Happening is a prime example of a unique idea that was poorly executed.

I remember when this film came out. My friend said she was waiting for Walberg to turn to the camera , break character and say.. " This is totally a joke "

Chris's impression of Mark Walberg is the best thing ever.

Your impressions are so good. Had me laughing every time. "I hear you whispering. Planning to murder me in my sleep?" "Whaaat Nooo!" Is my favourite quote from the movie lol 😂😂

He put the kid in an Avatar backpack... I think this is the moment where Syamalan officially goes from brilliant but troubled scientist to full-on evil supervillain.

Why characters in Shyamalan's movies look and sound so tense?

Your impromptu rewrite of the hanging garden scene actually improves it. I'd have the dialogue be: "Oh, wow we've been driving for like 30 seconds past all these people hanging from trees!" "Yeah, I saw it. Saw it straight away. Not gonna scream now, it's too late"

I've watched you for ten years and I've never seen you do a better impression...I wished you had time to do hilariocitys again cause I could just watch this all day...your sense of humor is spot on for me because I just get your style, always have Supporter for live here

i want a hotdog

Hey, Chris if you want to keep the bees theme going, do a hilarioucity review of Jupiter Ascending

Omg I remember my sister asking me what the movie was about I reply the trees kill people, she was all piss off and told me if I didn’t wanna tell her I could just say so. 😂 still makes me laugh.

"Would a train really stop because it was out of contact with everyone." Damn right it would. The only way a train engineer knows that it's safe to proceed on a track is because he's told by a network of persons that keep track of ail traffic on the line. With no such report two trains on the same track could collide with each other.

That film is a vegan worst nightmare hahahahah

Stuckmann: Lady in the Water was the worst Shamalan movie. Shamalan: Hold my hotdog.

I'm watching this from the future and am amazed at how much his reviewing style has changed. I can hardly imagine Chris Stuckmann of 2020, giving a review in which he imitates scenes from parts of a movie for 20+ minutes. I'm not complaining though.

The "See, we're normal" scene is not talked about enough. Thanks for helping the cause, Chris.

I love this movie! Probably my second favourite unintentional comedy after The Room. Grab a few drinks and watch it with some friends. You’ll have an amazing time

*That Adam Sandler impression was spot on lol* 🌹😂

I keep coming back to this review every new Hillariocity you release. Also when occasionally bored since we are now in our fifth year of 2020.

This review was hilarious. Your walhberg impression is spot on hahaha

My favorite quote perfectly sums it up: "You're a human, you give off bad vibes -- the plants, they don't like that. They're gonna kill you."

Interviewer: So, Mr. Wahlberg, would you consider The Happening the best project you've ever been a part of? Mark Wahlberg: WHAAT? NOOO

This is the most hilarious review. It’s so accurate it’s mind boggling 😭😭😭😂

Omg I finally found a review that explains how frustrated I was when I saw this movie, at 10 years of age. 👏👏🤣

Chris actually delivers the "What? Nooo" line more believably than Wahlberg did,

"tiny adam sandler" - this made me laugh man, lol

Dude your impressions are on point and cracking me up! The “What! No!” part was so unbelievably awkward and bad I just couldn’t believe it was an actual line in a movie when I saw this in theaters. This movie was so hilarious.

The Ruins is a quite effective little horror flick about 'evil' plants

Dude! Your imitation of Marky Mark is spot on!

The holy trinity of so bad it's good filmmaking: The Room Troll 2 The Happening

imagine, Shyamalan movie starring Nicolas Cage. What a masterpiece would be..

I’ve watched this hilariocity so many times it’s so great 😂 please do a review of Birdbox! I’ve seen so many videos analyzing it but would love to see your take on it!

You like hot dogs right?

Chris, your videos as of late have been making me insanely happy. Thank you.

Had to stop for five minutes at 8:22 because I was laughing so hard at "John-Legui-I-Ruin-Every-Movie-I'm-In-Zamo".

8:22 LEAVE LUIGI ALONE

honestly, the video of the guy getting his arms ripped off by lions would be trending on FB and youtube.

Chris, your Mark Wahlberg impersonation is so good I nearly spit out my sandwich multiple times watching this.

Wait, since when does John Leguizamo ruin things? Other than Spawn.

Just realized that "Tiny Adam Sandler" is the guy from Succession

Why you eyeing my lemon drink? XD

You sounded so much like Mark Wahlburg, it was kinda scary...

This is my most favorite review, i keep coming back for this, everything is hilarious!

Your vids get me through quarantine... keep it up bro. I only watch like 5 channels daily and this channel is one of them.