The fact the humans in this wear suits at all times and live in orbital habitats makes me think of the Quarians from Mass Effect.
@derrickmiller97763 жыл бұрын
I had the same thoughts. It would be very interesting if these humans made contact with them.
@yu_meausealot3 жыл бұрын
@@derrickmiller9776 i am thinking the same thing
@dannybryant11142 жыл бұрын
It made me think of G gundam
@kayakMike10002 жыл бұрын
Ya know... I wonder if we COULD design a long term environmental suit. It's an interesting idea.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash2 жыл бұрын
that or... ''gas mask noises intensifies in a rythmic tone to the death corp of krieg'' ^^
@dementededge32663 жыл бұрын
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if we had a space station orbiting a black hole just to see if we could.
@richardseaton15703 жыл бұрын
Interesting point. Logically by orbiting one, it would create a large amount of observational and tactical safety.
@mstrfool2 жыл бұрын
@@richardseaton1570 Not to mention time dilation. In theory, one could potentially watch to the end of the universe.
@thepanzerofthelake7322 жыл бұрын
You three forget that if we could put a bunch of mirrors around a black hole then we'd have a source of infinite energy
@ballsacsincorp2 жыл бұрын
@@thepanzerofthelake732 no time to watch harems, klaus we must defeat ze soviets
@eldarkarin7525 Жыл бұрын
Yeah you can get a lot of energy out of a small spinning black hole. They are smaller but even more powerful than some stars, black hole Dyson spheres are easier to build, are as efficient and last SO MUCH LONGER because black holes die much slower
@ryanmarshall79943 жыл бұрын
The description of the aliens as all being considerably smaller and requiring more support to move around ( only two legs being unique ), would imply that they all evolved on planets with higher gravity than earth not less. Not that it affects the story at all, I'm just a nerd who's mind gets caught up on those things.
@williamhealey12233 жыл бұрын
That evolutionary bias is generally false. Evolution is not so straight forward.
@cassiswyrm81213 жыл бұрын
@@williamhealey1223 You've met enough aliens from enough worlds of varied sizes to prove that the idea of there being such a trend on average is definitely false?
@hi149933 жыл бұрын
if the planet had less gravity then surely in order to survive they would have to adjust in size since the atmosphere would be unable to hold as much air. for example at various times in earth's history, when oxygen was abundant, life grew to absurd sizes. when oxygen was limited, life tended to shrink. I grant this assumes that atmosphere density is directly proportional to gravity strength.
@angrydragonslayer3 жыл бұрын
@@hi14993 you have reminded me of the 2 meter long cockroach predecessors At 1am Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@allen52533 жыл бұрын
@@hi14993 you are wrong about gravity to air. Yes back in the carboniferous period had high oxigen because it had less carbon dioxide cause the plants turned it to oxigen. So your theory holds no air. The bugs got big because of higher oxigen. But dinosaur got bigger and so did mammals with lower oxigen. So please try a theory that has real support. Lol
@royalroses1233 жыл бұрын
Human: Hey umm the city's getting crowded Admiral: No probs just split a section
@wellhello1575 Жыл бұрын
Humans: space bacteria.
@nocount75173 жыл бұрын
There are actually cases of spontaneous human combustion, usually accompanied with the consumption of a large amount of alcohol.
@yimingwang80373 жыл бұрын
huh?
@gillsmoke3 жыл бұрын
And smoking. Funny how the cases have plummeted to 0 as the rates of smoking cigarettes dropped.
@adrianmcbride16663 жыл бұрын
Alcohol and smoking if I remember correctly.
@idkimlikereallybored95333 жыл бұрын
@@adrianmcbride1666 its not really spontaneus combustion if theres a combustable substance and fire tbh
@adrianmcbride16663 жыл бұрын
@@idkimlikereallybored9533 if I remember correctly, cigarettes usually don't burn well enough enough to set much alight.
@kashkara_89433 жыл бұрын
The algorithm marches eternally towards the unseen horizon
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@isaiahwilson49433 жыл бұрын
Throught he glory of the algorithm, I shall know no -fear- boredom.
@albusvoltavern45003 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for humans are space goblins
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that one would be NSFW if Goblin Hunter has taught me anything
@Chaos777773 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril ^ Evidence of a wise man
@straydogswagger42802 жыл бұрын
Did somebody say....GAAAAAWBLINS?!
@kurtismiller95443 жыл бұрын
A much different take on humanity in the future, somewhat thought provoking.
@richardseaton15703 жыл бұрын
Cheers. I don't like how all HFY tends to be "Humans are combat gods and chaotic space orcs", but are still innately understood. No writers put anything tragic in, and few make real efforts to try and make humans actually alien to aliens. Hence tall, thin, consistently irrational and contradictory, and so abhorrently alien in nature so as to inspire fear in any sapient species.
@Neo31513 жыл бұрын
@@richardseaton1570 Personally i'm never fond of the ones that focus on how we are so peace loving and make us into a hippy race with no balls that do everything for the pursuit of peace. They always feel played up and in no way a realistic dive into humanity in the greater universe. I am a massive fan of the more aetherial human depictions though making humans truly strange to the other races (i love how this one is going for the fey especially) or depictions of space religions (which no matter what are always cool in my book) and otherworldly abilities relating to their faith. I also really love the more brutal depictions of humanity.
@paradoxequinox41042 жыл бұрын
@@Neo3151 I feel ya. To be honest, I've always wanted to see a more scary telling of humanity. Like how star trek did the Terran empire kind of deal, humans going out into the universe and taking what they want. I've got nothing against more peaceful versions of humans in space, but I feel like sometimes people forget just how petty much of humanity is.
@ianharrison57583 ай бұрын
@@Neo3151my favorite stories are the ones that express that the inherent humanity within us desires peace when it’s possible, but demands blood when it’s owed. We are a social collectivist species with sapience and thus individuality that often bucks against that collective nature. We couldn’t survive without Eachother, if hominids weren’t social and inclined to peaceful coexistence we’d never have been able to survive in the environment that forged our ancestors. At the same time, humans have also always been one of if not the single biggest threat to human life, we have a sense of otherness and tribalism ingrained in us just as deeply as our loneliness and inability to function as species outside of groups. We need eachother but we are our own competition at the same time. It can be a very thought provoking story if they don’t try to make some moral grandstanding ass story with the humans being allowed virtue signal our peace and also be justified in our wars. If you wanna talk about our peace you must talk about our carnage, and if you want to speak of our atrocities you must also speak on those who bled and died to slow or stop them. Too many hfy stories try to use the story as a way to say “hey war is dumb so yeah we humans chill lmao” and it doesn’t come off the way they think it does to me. The very definitions of our peace is written in the blood of our war, conflict is deeply in our nature and stories that can reflect that without making it a virtue signal jerk off session or xeno torture porn where they kill like 5 humans we glass their homeworld
@ladyodragons38493 жыл бұрын
I must ask: did we let cats and dogs go extinct? And if they tragically did, did we recreate mechanical ones in space?
@Ben-li9zb3 жыл бұрын
there is no way they were not recreated if they were ever lost
@hunterv99832 жыл бұрын
If something happens to the cats and dogs, we Humans would eradicate whatever did the dastardly deed. Then we would try to recreate that which we lost.
@thiccthighssavelives58662 жыл бұрын
If something happens to cats and dog, we Humans would eradicate whatever did the dastardly deed. Then we would try to recreate that which we lost.
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu73312 жыл бұрын
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@Otgel2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 *points nerf gun to self* "bastards"
@thegreenmanofnorwich3 жыл бұрын
I really like stories where we're not necessarily orcs, but rather just strange or even pixie like.
@whitefanful3 жыл бұрын
The idea of humans just living in their suits is an interesting one for all the fun stories that could be done with it. Just thing of the myths the aliens would have about what humans really look like.
@PoldaranOfDalaran2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the more interesting depictions of Humans I've heard in these. Those space cities are really, really interesting sounding.
@kanewilson86243 жыл бұрын
5:40 actually yes we have, there’s not only been documented historical events depicting as such (both in painting and in history books) it’s mentioned in the offical medical document on ailments
@mstrfool2 жыл бұрын
While I won't speak on spontaneous, I managed to ignite myself several times. I recommend not.
@hello_i_exist_uwu2 жыл бұрын
@@mstrfool well since you commented I assume you’re ok rn
@mstrfool2 жыл бұрын
@@hello_i_exist_uwu As I'm still doing it from time to time, can't claim OK. But, I can say I'm none the worse for the events. Heh.
@hello_i_exist_uwu2 жыл бұрын
@@mstrfool heh
@MurkyWaters6772 жыл бұрын
All if not most cases of spontaneous human combustion are caused by the "wick effect". The wick effect is when someone literally burns like a candle. Their body fat being the tallow for a big ass tallow candle. Typically stated by cig or small open flame.
@thomassmith62323 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine Earth remaining uninhabited if it was livable at all, predators or no. Our ancestors faced such and survived, and our pioneer spirit would live on.
@streetrat003 жыл бұрын
It's not that it's unlivable but that it is now a protected location. They don't want to harm the Earth a second time.
@thomassmith62323 жыл бұрын
@@streetrat00 So there may be people there, but they're not supposed to be.
@J-Ru893 жыл бұрын
It also said irradiated which sorta infers to Nuclear War and Fallout, then restored so probably mutated horrors
@thomassmith62323 жыл бұрын
@@J-Ru89 In any case there's probably at least a corps of overseers of some type, if for no other reason to keep squatters from coming in and messing things up.
@rogerbeckner64197 ай бұрын
Or it might be that after living so long in the void, they could no longer tolerate Earth-normal conditions without their life support systems. Read of the physiological reports of long-term flights abord the ISS. Now do you REALLY want to go into space for like say.....three years? The hardware can get to Mars, it's just the soft squishy protoplasm that has the problems.
@blaineadams74843 жыл бұрын
Love the intro, and of course "for the algorithm!"
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm , glad you like
@blaineadams74843 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril you're doing a great job. I appreciate what you put into your readings, very entertaining.
@M33f3r3 жыл бұрын
Rythyms algo
@YourBoyNobody5303 жыл бұрын
I could see humans altering their production of myostatin and the function of their osteocytes to prevent the negative effects of gravity.
@illusiveelk25583 жыл бұрын
Human spontaneous combustion can in fact happen, but not because of oxygen.
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
3:20 i want to show this friendly alien some videos of olimpic gymasts, that shits crazy. the speed pricision flexibility and agility they have is other worldly even to me.
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! And maybe some dancers, skaters, martial artists, and acrobats. Show them Cirque de Soleil, the best of Jackie Chan, Rudolph Nureyev dancing with Margot Fonteyn, the greatest figure skaters ever; those xeno minds would be blown.
@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын
@@neuralmute bro jackie chan is my hero!!! that guys awesome!
@yyeetmax2849 Жыл бұрын
i still remember a story about the "ultimate troll" a human who went to a planet full of ruins where a god resides only to troll him because funny, though i cant seem to find that story anywhere
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
idic - infinite diversity in infinite combinations why i like hfy stories thanks for the story and the narration
@AKUJIVALDO Жыл бұрын
You forgot include O, T and I after second i...
@kalskirata423 жыл бұрын
We are the Imperiun of Man, and welcome to the DreamScape
@bethanysmith58562 жыл бұрын
The space cities seems very fantastic but also something that we'd do.
@Zack03 жыл бұрын
fascinating as usual. if we were to truly doom our world to seek shelter underneath the very rock we now walk upon. will be truly be able to reach for the stars? let alone dream of them. when all we have known are the iron walls and endless caverns.
@CaptainShield3 жыл бұрын
The nanites stole me lunch!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
was a good lunch
@idkimlikereallybored95333 жыл бұрын
May the algorithm bless you with viewership
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Thank you , For the algorithm
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
I listened to three stories and subscribed. I love this genre, and you voice it well, if a bit more boisterous than I'm used to.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
glad you are enjoying the content and welcome to the crazy house
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
I think that i like humans as space fea more than space orcs or even on the same par as space dwares
@kabob00772 жыл бұрын
Space Elves, Space Dwarves, and Space Fae are underappreciated compared to Humans Are Space Orcs... Although I want a Humans Are Space Orks story, note the difference in spelling...
@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 what about "humies ah da orks!
@icefyer22 жыл бұрын
What about humans as space-kobolds? Superficially similar to dwarves: underground, mining out great bunker-cities, but they're freaking EVERYWHERE and use crazy cunning instead of staunch traditionalism and stout strength and if you make peace with them they'll gladly convert massive underground arcologies for you in exchange for being allowed to live there too.
@andruloni Жыл бұрын
How about humans are space orcas?
@henrypaleveda7760 Жыл бұрын
@@andruloni I've seen plenty of good stuff and it is entertaining, I just find the dwarf adjacent ones more entertaining in concept. Writing though, I'll take good writing over any of those themes
@elfeater17603 жыл бұрын
For the "AGRORITHM "
@nos23423 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm is all
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@MrPlayFilm3 жыл бұрын
Happy days everyone, Friday, got great news, and space story. Happy times.
@anothernameless26343 жыл бұрын
Masterfully written
@kayakMike10002 жыл бұрын
I would like to think that humans would form a Republic rather than an imperium. Though... Humans republics throughout history are somewhat rare.
@andruloni Жыл бұрын
Though in this one it looks like the Imperium conquers barren rocks and rules over empty space
@kennethhummel44093 жыл бұрын
Well wattayaknow!!! We’re the elves and not the monsters on nightmares!.... this time.
@Chokah3 жыл бұрын
There is a story about how compared to other species we are almost impossibly small, having to ride on other species shoulders to avoid being accidentally stepped on. We ended up being like space gnomes since some people would stow away in the spaces between walls and help out without being seen
@Bonesaw44443 жыл бұрын
Reverse it so I can get my socks back!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
i did but then they dropped an uno reverse and i have none left
@sovietpowersupereme6231 Жыл бұрын
I'm imaging a human city going "I'm in your walls I'm in your walls" To a random alien empire
@user-zv6th8fh8v3 жыл бұрын
So WH40K where all dangerous xenos got extinct.
@ianhogben34723 жыл бұрын
Hello hello 40k ist
@Tommy-56842 жыл бұрын
otherwise known as the golden era before the dark age of technology
@user-zv6th8fh8v2 жыл бұрын
@@Tommy-5684 Not quite right. The Imperium of humanity got its name after the formation of the monarchy, respectively, after the Emperor revealed himself to the public, respectively, after the the Dark Age of Technology and the The Age of Strife (around M25-30). During the dark age of technology, both Orcs and Eldar existed and they were known to disparate state formations of humankind. However, many millennia remained before the Horus heresy and the appearance of the Chaosits. There was no Drukhari faction. And the tyranids haven't arrived in galaxy yet. Described corresponds more to the period after the events of Battlefleet Gothic: Armada (M41)
@Tommy-56842 жыл бұрын
@@user-zv6th8fh8v what i meant is what the story explaned was closer the the golden age before the Dark age of Technology when humanity still had a star spaning empire but was not quite so hostile
@Eramiserasmus3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm marches toward victory over the subscribe button!
@jewelstroud71912 жыл бұрын
“Human’s are space fea” fea???? Oh dear, that makes us suddenly MUCH more dangerous then I thought
@junisaresilvosa94302 жыл бұрын
i stopped what i'm doing just to hear the story more clearly.
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel
@barakreeves93603 жыл бұрын
How did co2 destroy the atmosphere to the point that you need a bio suit like no plants or oxygen factories or was it nuclear war???
@Theminecraftian7723 жыл бұрын
It probably wasn't just CO2. Probably a bunch of other greenhouse gasses, foreign chemicals attempting to correct the atmosphere/regulate the temperature, and nuclear waste being improperly handled that lead to all that. Along with mass scale nuclear war. that too.
@whitefanful3 жыл бұрын
It would not have been CO2, more likely it was CO which is the real danger. Carbon Dioxide is not all that harmful since it fuels plants and such it is more Carbon Monoxide which chokes plants and other green house gases that would have wrecked the world.
@mcarrowtime7095 Жыл бұрын
CO2 realistically couldn’t. You can chemically separate carbon and oxygen, and you can use electrolysis on the rising seas for both O2 and power from H2. Humans are incredibly good at fixing their mistakes, and very bad at not making them.
@MrJay_White3 жыл бұрын
that intro was gold.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you liked
@thinkingoutloud67417 ай бұрын
James Blish. “Cities in Flight” Classic Sci-Fi. Highly recommended
@jonf2009 Жыл бұрын
Honestly the best place to stay safe in a galactic space with other potential hostile species would be Dyson tubes between stars. Not many terrestrial bound sapients would look there for resources.
@asandrewsilvaw3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@robbierobbo43183 жыл бұрын
It baffles me that you aren't huge yet
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
one day at a time , one sub at a time and we will get there eventually
@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын
Thank You for the reading
@allenmorgan10073 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@ckl93902 жыл бұрын
I've thought for a while that, to an alien, our high oxygen atmosphere (measurable by spectrography) would appear as completely toxic. They would assume that there would be constant uncontrolled oxidation events, rendering the planet completely hazardous if not outright lethal. When oxygen was initially produced as a waste product of the first cyanobacteria it killed almost everything around it. The first mass extinction event was caused by oxygen. Also, on the point of the cities budding off or dividing when they get too large, I've imagined long haul ships that could do the same. The standard centrifugal cylindrical ship hulls as capable of building on their length segment by segment. The toroidal segments can separate down to individual completely viable autonomous vessels, assuming appropriate internal provisions. Though stacks of segments more than a dozen long are typical as engines are more difficult to produce and there is an economy to scale. This way, as a ship putters around a system doing typical tasks (though especially mining) it actually gets longer, then divides about in half then it gets too long. This also solves the problem of shipyards, as each ship is capable of being a shipyard in and of itself. Populations onboard can grow and go in different directions as necessary. The idea also works very well as colony ships. This standard stacked toroidal-cylindrical design allows for acceleration based simulated-gravity in three directions, radially by spinning when velocity is otherwise constant, and moving linearly forward or back when long haul travel (and deceleration from it) is underway. Of course with procedures to accommodate for when "down" changes.
@andruloni Жыл бұрын
Human ships as Space Bacteria
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Snap or break off a piece of a city? Hmm. Lets use a tiny chunk for a town or Trading Post! Use more rocks for farming! Ah lah Farmer in the Sky.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@richardseaton15703 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@macpurdy3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator
@lsporter88 Жыл бұрын
Excellent.
@merlinathrawes74611 ай бұрын
Instead of floating cities, I think I would prefer encircling mega-structures.
@michaelbarnard85297 ай бұрын
100 m/s is only double the speed of a fastball.
@armadillo3454 Жыл бұрын
I hope im not the only one picking up on some warhammer vibes from this beyond just "imperium"
@drakkonis1 Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
it is my pleasure , thank you for the massive dono , its very much appreciated!
@drakkonis1 Жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril So is what you do.
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
@@drakkonis1 :)
@mrchilli3621 Жыл бұрын
Time for stellaris
@paytonkraft75648 ай бұрын
Why did this story make me think of 40k's eldar?
@stm78102 жыл бұрын
good story.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@bestcomment32013 жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@gigma.84922 жыл бұрын
Atmosphere and Oxygen levels can also affect the height of living creatures. And being to large can be a terrible hindrance for technological advancement. Can you imagine an intelligent race the size an elephant trying to make a rocket? Or even a car for that matter. They would also need to posses the ability to create tools. In order for a race to use tools they would need to be generally weaker than the surrounding predators. After all if a species is strong from the start they have no need to rely on tools to help them. Of course different variables can also change that. For instance something large on our planet may be very small on another. This could also force them to develop tools for survival.
@loganjamesonhatch50503 жыл бұрын
Sees that humans arnt orks this time, how strange
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Indeed :)
@NovaEmberlyn Жыл бұрын
"and I hope you enj-" _video ends_
@guardianofthetoasters2323 Жыл бұрын
Im..... Perium?.... *oh... fuck* RUN XENOS! RUN AND SAVE YOUR SOUL!
@thegrimreaper18923 жыл бұрын
Wait a second. Did you add music to your intro?
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
i did indeed , but only this one... the other 4 should still be the same
@thegrimreaper18923 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril ah ok. I was so caught off guard because I never noticed it before. I like it
@losthero0 Жыл бұрын
Imperium? Oh no
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
neat
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
:)
@Germlin3 жыл бұрын
(:
@herobrineroth41853 жыл бұрын
First
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
nice
@polasamierwahsh4213 жыл бұрын
Nice
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
:)
@GravitWry2 жыл бұрын
14:27 something tells me that this is a Bee Movie reference.
@ironworksdragon68433 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@Germlin3 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@maxxammax03 жыл бұрын
!emhtiroglA eht roF
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@sethfischer7368 Жыл бұрын
What was the story of ar on all the aliens and someone hacked it to rob the station but humans didn't use ar so the human could see the theif???
@ComfortsSpecter Жыл бұрын
4:48 False Like funny enough FALSE
@Southern_Crusader2 жыл бұрын
Anyone calls me Fae, Imm calling them target practice.
@RodneyG6692 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with being fae.
@meis18mofo772 жыл бұрын
sounds like something a fey would say, I agree though.
@rshtg2019 Жыл бұрын
Fae? That's new, its normally orcs, quite the opposite
@quiksilvrm2 жыл бұрын
Did something happen to your video assembly pipeline? Your thanks for viewing bit at the end has been truncated for the past few vids.
@NyanBinary1066 Жыл бұрын
I really dont see the fey comparison in this story. It feels loose.