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At first, I thought this was incorrect history, but after Ted broke both my kneecaps and L2 vertebrae, I suddenly realized that I was indeed wrong, and I should never question him again. Thanks for educating me Ted ❤

Sometimes I forget Ted literally went to school for film, but that intro just slapped me in the face with raw levels of talent

The pinnacle of "if you say anything with confidence someone will believe you"

Sorry for fanboying you in that bathroom ted, idk if i was awkward or anything , GUYS HES A REAL PERSON!! He busted my kneecaps right after the interaction.

this must have taken actual ages to edit props to ted for creating an absolute masterpiece

I can't believe Ted went all the way to Ireland just to teach us the history of burgers. The dedication and lengths he'll go for us is immesurable.

I love that he corrected the Pi rap in this one. No one who's normal probably caught it but I loved his Pi rap so much in the first one that I went to look up the number so I could practice it myself and realized he forgot the 9 (12th number after the .), came here to see if it was the same AND HE CORRECTED IT. GOOD SHIT TED.

This feels like a school essay that you write up banking on the hope that they don’t read all of it

Ted is the personification of that “when I purposely spread misinformation over the internet” meme

i agree with this video

as a danish person i am happy that somebody finally talked about the danish viking burgers

This man drove his Toyota across the country to eat at all the rainforests cafes and is now a food historian

This is the best KZfaq channel to watch while committing hit and runs on happy families in the park.

ok but the back to back references of fast food burger chains and then tying all of that into the OJ trial was some of the best comedy writing i’ve witnessed in a while

Basically every photo used in this video would be perfect decor for any Red Robin.

The fact that only Ted remembers the Hamburgling incident while no one else does implies that he is, in fact, the Hamburglar

okay but all jokes aside can we just appreciate how much research Ted must have actually done for this?? that plus the top-tier editing must have taken him so long

This brings me back to when I met Ted a few days back! I was eating a hamburger at my local Rainforest Cafe when Ted walked up to me and started screaming at me in Portuguese! He seemed really angry about something, and when I asked him for a photo he whispered into my ear that "the demons have arrived", and proceeded to punch me in my face, giving me a black eye, before proceeding to run off screaming. Overall a wonderful interaction, and it shows how much Ted truly cares for fans like me. Good on you Ted!

huge respect for ted for putting his safety on the line and exposing the dark council. stay safe!

Ted has surely maxed out his charisma stat. Well done Ted. I just found you from Eddy Burbank’s channel and I will now watch the whole catalogue

There are many things I enjoy about Ted Nivison, so when I got to meet him in person, I was thrilled! I was actually in Ireland to visit my family, and saw him walking down a pathway above a rocky cliff, muttering to the seagulls as he went. I said hi, and asked for a photo, and he lifted me up over his head and threw me onto the sharp rocks below. It was awesome meeting you! Thanks, Ted!

Can we just appreciate how Ted found images of the real cheese burger paintings of Van Gogh, even after they were burnt? This guy is a total genius.

Ive scrolled past this video several times and thought to myself "why would i waste my time watching something that i know is incorrect?". Finally clicked on it amd im so glad that i did. The fact that Ted had the genius to come up with some of these theories is spectacular.

Ted just wanted an excuse to give us a beautifully shot and edited video while still being ridiculous. Bravo, this video is perfection

i want an episode of puppet history with ted as a guest where he just absolutely gaslights the professor into thinking he knows nothing about history

This series is just historical gaslighting and im all here for it

Ted is so unbelievably consistent. Nothing but great stuff coming from him lately

I'm glad someone finally took the time to accurately explain the Assassin's Creed Lore. Thank you!

Can't believe that so many of van gogh's early cheeseburger paintings were destroyed but Ted somehow managed to retrieve so many, the dedication on this guy 😍

Whenever I'm feeling down or have had a bad day, I'll just put on one of Teds videos and will instantly feel better. He's just such a funny dude and seems like the kinda guy you could chill with, eat a pizza and drink a beer. It's just a shame what he did all those children

I love how these always start making some amount of sense and slowly descends into madness.

I like how these episodes contain miniature, bastardised nuggets of actual history in them.

as an artist and art history lover myself I can confirm Van Gogh's love for cheese burgers because as we all know he cut off his ear in a crazed attempt to create his own ground beef because his cheese burger addiction made him so poor he couldn't afford more burgers. Truly an inspiring and sad story, honestly.

the way ted speaks about this keeps making me forget its not real. he's so convincing

I remember when I met ted one time, I was minding my own business when I spotted him across the street he recognised that I knew him then sprinted towards me and started bludgeoning my skull with a club that he pulled out of his pocket. One of the best experiences I’ve had

17:00 the fact that he referenced the time he accidentally took an absurd amount of edibles because he didn't know the nerd rope was an edible killed me

It is scary how accurate all of this is aside from the cheeseburgers. Like the whole section on Van Gogh uses terms and facts that I learned about in 20th century art at an art college. How does he know these things?? How is he able to so easily add cheeseburgers to actual history 😭

When he said the worlds most beloved artists in the 1940's, i just knew he was building up to the not so famous anymore case of the hamburgular. I originally learnt about this case when i travelled to america in 2015 and met ted in an alley behind arby's. I asked him what he was doing before he brutally plunged his fist into my stomach and removed one of my lungs while teaching me about the mysterious case. What a classic ted moment, of course he would know that the best way to remember something, (and when its something as important as this case was, which needed to be relearnt by us regular citizens), is through association with a unforgettable event. Brilliant.

I showed this to my brother and he started doubting it by van Gough so he searched van Gough burger paintings. AND THERE IS A FRICKING WIKAPEDEA PAGE

I love how you can absolutely make anything sound convincing even though its all so wrong lmao

I want this on a streaming service, but then you realize that this level of quality and creativity can only come from freedom of expression and no time constraints. This is truly incredible work

12:14 NOT THE WHITE FORD BRONCO!! 💀💀💀

As a Dane i can confirm our incredible bloodlust after consuming a bear burger

I love how this starts really strong and then gets more deranged as it proceeds, this is incredible

I absolutely adore this series. I will never grow tired of diving into the real history (and mystery) of the foods that the "government" doesn't want us to know the truth about.

I love how personal he got when describing the hell portal Halloween candy.

"This was pretty sick because..." spoken like a true professional expert

That pi bit was weirdly mesmerizing. Like.. I can’t say I’d skip an hour long video of Ted just barreling through some of the numbers of pi.

I love how you can see Ted start to break laughing after he says "Nerd ropes with marijuana, and weed."

This is definitely one of the most impressive videos I have ever seen. The information mixed with the editing and omg just everything !

Ted makes these videos so eye catching and interesting to the point i forget hes lying, and genually start questioning myself 🥲

The callback to Little Caesar, the Mandela Reference, the exhaustive list of demons, the dark council, everything about this video is just perfection.

It's about time that everyone remembered the Hamburgerlar trial. It really was an important step in the burger history.

At least Burger King can rest easy knowing that the guy who killed their beloved king is dead

17:09 HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE NERDS ROPE STORY, I NEED TO REWATCH THAT VIDEO AFTER THIS

AI art being able to roughly create anything Ted can think of is so dangerous

Can we appreciate the fact that even though the dark council constantly looms over teds shoulder he’s still doing the groundbrakingly dangerous research?

I am always blown away by your work! Truly keep telling stories because they are so jarring and hilarious to watch! I love them and thank you for not only inspiring me, but bringing me so much joy! ~ Blaxen

Wow, this was really informative! I'm pretty uneducated about food so I didn't know a lot of this. I never knew the history of something as simple as burgers could be so complicated and interesting. Great work Ted, keep it up.

That intro with the fly-through in the museum just sent me back to first grade. Whenever you saw that shit, you knew you were gonna learn about something new and totally rad

i feel like this series is only gonna get better and better, and i can’t wait to see how far this goes

This video is of utter high quality content. Please keep making more!

Bro, I just started watching this video and I did not expect the best intro and the best editing

Ted using actual footage of him in Ireland just makes this even more credible.

11:51 to 12:09 was an absolute masterpiece of comedy, and I'm so glad you used the OJ Simpson trial to teach us all about the true history of the cheeseburger that has been hidden from us for so long.

Me and my friends have decided we are going to do small scale DnD campaigns based off the lore depicted both here and the incorrect history of pizza! I'll update you if we have any questions about specific details that might need more clarification, as you are our world builder. Thanks for the years of fun Ted and Crew(?)(!!).

This is probably the greatest youtube video I've ever watched holy shit the editing, the script, the interesting topic, the comedy, the NUMEROUS images of cheeseburgers, it's everything one could want from a youtube video.

17:08 I love that Ted can't say this line without laughing, and that theres a reason why the editor picked nerds rope lol

Ted, I cannot thank you enough for fixing the pi rap to say 358979 instead of 35879 like it did in the last video. You’ve made my day

I'm glad someone is finally talking about how absurdly easy these hell portals are to open. I grew up always worried about quicksand, but if I would've known what to really look out for, I wouldn't have wasted any time on them.

I just love how convincing Ted makes these videos :)

I really appreciate the effort you went into creating that HD remake of the Eyewitness intro. I remember watching those videos in school and that took me right back. Well done!

This series is so well written and edited and planned out, it’s truly something too good for youtube

This is my first ted video and im majorly impressed

Thank you so much for educating me on this very important topic 🙏🙏

I think this is how AI 'art' should be utilised, not as a standalone work, but intepreted and compiled and used as a tool to tell an interesting story

I love to imagine Ted commissioning artists like "can you draw a viking with a burger please?"

I have fallen in love for the start and ending of this movie, they are both just beautiful.

Thank you for the amount of effort you put into your videos Ted

Finally, a hamburger history channel I can get behind!

What I learned from this video is that there are lore connections between The Accidental 400mg Edible, My Quest for the Worst Secret Menu Item, and The Mandela Catalog. Truly a bombshell for the Ted Nivison expanded universe.

I love the way you promoted your merch. I’m about to buy something because it was so natural, so relevant to the video 2😂🔥

I recognize the reference video you used for your intro, and I loved it and wondered who else caught it.

Can I cite this on my AP World History exam?

The satire of this video fits youtube shorts so well that he could literally clip any part of it and it would do unbelievably well

God damn the editing and production is top notch really enjoyed the flow of the video

An absolute banger of a video, love how cinematic it is

I feel like the passion Ted puts into what he creates is what is really missing from a lot of modern media these days. This video was entertaining from the first moment to the last second, really a quality work

Ted truly is one of the personifications of perfectly crafted crafts. I had the pleasure of meeting him once while I was out for dinner with my family. He just naturally lit up the environment, so it was hard to not notice him sitting a few tables over. He took a photo with me and my parents and made everyone crack a smile before he murdered my parents and dined on thier organ meats in front of the whole restaurant. Everyone was in such awe they were too shocked to even move, so then I became batman. But yeah, classic Ted man...just classic.

This is such an incredible video I love the intro so much

I’ve been waiting for another one. Thank you Ted.

the editing on these videos are so cool :O it's like this perfect blend of "funny youtube video" and "actual documentary". the into alone was incredible! and all the fake photos-- the cave paintings, the portraits, etc, all looked so real. amazing video :D

THE EDITING AND TALENT ON THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE TED

This video is oddly well done and its beautiful

these history videos hurt my head so bad… but i still force myself to watch them. (and buy the merch)

Teds transition to being KZfaq’s utmost culinary scholar is glorious

1:00 i appreciate the eyewitness news intro 😭

Amazing to find this video through a comic featuring hamburgers referred to as 'ancient' and this sparking questions in the comments. Subscribed!! Can't wait to watch more form you. LEarn me uP boi!!

This is my favorite series and I love showing it to people who genuinely believe it and then become steadily more confused as the video continues