Dylan about Lee in this movie: "I really liked him in the first one, but he's just pissing me off here" Dylan about Lee in the first movie: "can you just shut up? I don't want to hear this character talk for the rest of the movie"

Elle: annoying, boring, cheater Movie: here have two 6ft hot guys and the best colleges running after you for no reason

I love how Elle acts like she's the only one allowed to have a friend of the opposite gender

Someone says the word "college" Dylan: wAnNa hEaR a fUnNy sToRy mY cOLLeGe LiTeRaLLY wAs sHuT dOwN

What really bothered me is that they didn't give Marco ANY backstory. He just exists, is hot and that's it.

So basically: terrible plot, terrible writing, terrible acting but great cinematography

The fact that she's actually 30 has me dying 😂

In all the netflix romcoms people get into Ivy League colleges with no effort

When Marco pulled out his guitar on the beach I died laughing, like HE WAS CARRYING THAT AROUND THE WHOLE TIME????

Considering Elle is the main character, she’s the absolute worst character ever lmao

The way no one realized Elle and Rachel had the exact same issue throughout the entire movie

Another thing I didn't understand is that Elle kissed Marco ON LIVE TV knowing she TOLD Noah about it and SHE still was surprised that Noah seen them kiss.

Why does entering Harvard seem soooo easy like she never studies and doesn’t have any other activity

so your telling me that the two of the hottest guys in the school fall for the girl that dresses and has the humor of a 9 year old

30:16 Dylan: "I really liked him in the first one..." Dylan in the first kissing booth: "shut the fuck up, I hate you. stop crying you rich kid"

I just wanna know why Elle literally carried that earring everywhere she went though. She had that thing on deck 😂

It's funny how Elle hasn't had a single significant female friendship in these movies yet got jealous of Chloe who also only had guy friends

Why is nobody talking about the fact that Marco literally agreed to do the competition with Elle WITHOUT splitting the reward. Then put so much efforts into the choreography AND did not even get a thank you when they won...

Those gay characters though... What relevance did they have to the story? They had like 3 scenes. It was obvious that they put them there to have "diversity" that it's not even funny. W t f You could have had them in the backgrounds, chilling, have them kiss at the kissing booth, or anything else. But you didn't have to put the camera on them, and create a weird plot that has no relevance to the story.

I actually feel bad for Rachel. You see in the first movie that she makes room for Elle to hang out with her and her BF. So she is fine that he has a close friend that he spends time with. The issue is that he constantly prioritizes Elle, even to the point of neglecting their relationship. All she’s asking for is some alone time and he repeatedly “forgets” about her. And instead of talking to Elle, he tries to play both sides. I wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with him anymore either.

I hate so many things about this movie but the worst thing is that she got into HARVARD when she barely grabs a pencil

elle: forgives lee for faking a whole ass injury and lying to her repeatedly lee: gets mad elle had a harvard brochure which implies NOTHING

" I bet you rule no 1 is if you see a rainbow while you're on vacation in Cambodia you must text your bestie" KILLED ME

I love how objective Dylan's being though. Like he hates the movie but he's still praising things about it because he genuinely finds the cinematography good

I feel like the gay subplot is just here to be a more “diverse” movie, just to show us that the writers are not homophobic

Elle getting into BERKELEY and HARVARD when all she did throughout the entire movie is play knockoff Dance Dance Revolution is the biggest slap to my face Ive ever seen

Is it just me or does Marco look just like the boyfriend but ethnic? Like same jawline and nose just ethnic...? Its freaking me out

The "It's always been you" quote has been used in SEVERAL movies/TV shows "It's always been him" - Bella to Jacob in one of the Twilight movies "It's always been you, Summer" - Seth to Summer in the OC "It's always been you" - Otis to Ruby in Sex Education "It's always been you, Rach" - Ross to Rachel in Friends "It's you. It's always been you" - Derek to Meredith in Grey's Anatomy I mean, it's so unoriginal and almost every TV/movie has it because it's "romantic".

They make it seem like Harvard is such an easy school to get into LMAO

lee in the first one: you can’t date this guy. lee in this one: you can’t go to this school. he is the DEFINITION of toxic.

What's funny to me is how mad and jealous she got with Chloe but then continued to do basically the same thing with marco. And marco deserves WAY better than Elle

I hate how easy they get into Harvard, the best Ivy league school, that people have to prepare their entire highschool career to get into. The schools bad boy who got into school fights like everyday, and then a girl who writes a letter about other people's best attributes, get accepted into Harvard like it's a community college.

The thing I hated about Elle in this movie is how hypocritical she was. She literally flirted with Marco like the whole movie yet got mad at Noah for having a girl bsf.

I swear Rachel is a 30-year-old soccer mom with a minivan

Lee jokingly voting against when they asked if anyone was against the kissing booth is the same energy as people who think it’s funny to say “Not here” during attendance when their name is called

Keep in mind, the author of the books was only 15 years old when she wrote it, that’s why it’s so bad and inaccurate 😂😂

I don’t understand why girls want a best friend like Lee, he’s toxic af

Why did him saying “it’s okay to be gay” make me feel so loved

Lara Jean Covey: A girl who is a straight-A student, who volunteers and doesn't get into Stanford Noah Flynn: Probably didn't do well, gets into fights and gets into Harvard I just can't-

"She has a brother?!" My thoughts about this movie summed up nicely 😩

*“You’re the second-movie guy. You got no shot.”* If that isn’t a fact then I don’t know what is.

Should we tell him that there is a third movie coming, and that he will have to endure the torture of watching it for our sake?

I love how many times I've heard Dylan talk about his shitty college closing 💀

The parents in this movie are just props. All they do is smile and nod.

Dylan: "I'm not even going to be mad if they kiss." Also Dylan: "I hate when movies justify cheating!"

the way that she cheated on him after thinking he was cheating on her for a long time and he was just ok with it... i hate this movie so much

dyan: *perfectly predicts movie plots and subplots* also dylan: nah thats not gonna happen though all of us watching: 👀

When he whipped out the guitar and Dylan’s reaction to it is super hilarious 19:32 Dylan: “Did he just whip- Where did he fucking pull that guitar from?!”

“That he’s faking his injury so he can spend time with his girlfriend. That’d be an interesting subplot” Dylan questing the entire movie 100% correctly

Is no one talking about that this sequel is literally to all the boys sequel. Main girls boy is being a little sketchy so she starts thinking he's cheating and starts developing feelings for another boy who she ultimately kisses but then realizes boy 1 is actually "the one" and goes back to him and everything turns out to be a misunderstanding. The. Same. Movie.

It makes more sense for Lee to be mad at her for hurting his brother. I know they weren't close in the first one, but that makes WAY more sense than the college thing. Especially if you play off the first movie where he was SURE his brother would cheat and use her, then let him be disappointed that SHE hurt him instead. Also, he's been blowing her off for weeks for his gf, so you could show him also contemplating going to the same college as his gf, while she contemplates joining his brother and show a scene near the end where they both go to confess to each other that they want to go elsewhere. Build up to this and have him be mad at her for the cheating.

32:58 "you are the second movie guy, you've got no shot" Honesty and pity in one phrase

Dylan quote of 2020: “YES, It’s okay to be gay. It’s so okay.”

i don’t wanna be there when dylan finds out that the kissing booth 3 was already filmed...

i wish he talked about how she said “i’m going to treat you like my own personal jungle gym” HAHA

Im sorry idk why but the main girl character... she makes my blood boil

That token gay storyline was the cringiest thing ever

At 1:35, when Dylan said "2 hours and 10 minutes," you can SEE the pain in his eyes .-.

So you're telling me she goes to THAT school and is bestfriends with someone so fucking rich since birth but her family can't pay for college? Also a friend of mine got into Harvard and damnit, she based her fucking life on that. She wrote down what she had to do to get in and it's literally two pages full off prizes and stuff. Elle didn't even study ONCE. Goddamn

Dylan giving out kiss passes like the characters are just sitting in his living room acting this out in person just for him

I love how she thinks 50 thousand dollars is gonna cover college...honey that’ll cover freshman year

Half the movie was about “is noah cheating on Elle???” and then elle cheats on him and they don’t even talk to solve things, she didn’t even apologize or explain herself 💀 it’s like nothing happened... okay

“kissing booths are gateway drugs into prostitution and these two are the pimps“ I nearly choked on my chocolate milk laughing, that one took me off guard gotta love dylan and his brain sometimes

almost at the end of the movie- "I'm still thinking about that Marco shot" HAHAHAH that cracked me up

Everyone's toxic. Everyone's dumb as hell. Also, we love gay representation, but we love it in context, like this made no sense.

Legally blonde made getting into Harvard more credible.... And that is saying something.

When he said "I liked you in the first film" about Lee, I laughed so hard bc he literally hated him the whole first film😭😭✋

when “it’s you, it’s always been you” was literally ripped from ironman, friends, one tree hill, sex education and grays anatomy,

Dylan: It's just so predictable, almost like this is a Wattpad story. Me: *It is is a Wattpad story.*

*Things in this movie that pissed me off:* • _Elle not bothering to simply ask Noah if he cheated and instead spent the whole movie assuming he did and then kissed Marco and was STILL mad at Noah even though technically SHE'S the one who cheated and kinda never even apologized._ • _Marco trying to pick a fight with Noah on the football field as if Noah did something wrong. Like bruh, you kissed his girlfriend. Why are you trying to FIGHT HIM?_ • _Everyone disliking Rachel even though her actions were completely understandable in this movie. Her boyfriend legit wouldn't make time for her and put someone else above her basically every single time. That has to hurt. She didn't want Lee to cut all contact with Elle, she just wanted Lee to make more time for alone time with her. She was annoyed at Elle because Lee (stupid Lee) made it seem like him and Elle talked and then Elle didn't "listen" so Rachel was like ? But when she realized Lee lied, she was no longer annoyed with Elle (which she said when her and Elle talked!)._ • _Elle being all mopey and stupid about Noah being friends with another girl while she HERSELF is the female friend in Lee and Rachel's relationship.... hypocrite much?_ • _How shitty of a sibling Lee is. Like Elle cheated on your brother ON NATIONAL TV, but all you care about is the fact she applied to colleges on the East Coast. He literally gave 0 fucks about Elle cheating on Noah fr._ • _The fact that Elle was so jealous about Noah hanging out with Chloe while she legit spent so much time with Marco... a boy whose hotness she RAVED about to the entirety of her school._

Dylan realizing that he has the writing ability of a wattpad writer is the best part!😂😂😂 34:20!

The most underrated joke from Dylan is “you kiss so much better than my ex” at around 32:00 😂

The fact that Dylan predicts every movie is either incredible for him or sad for the movies haha

Elle getting into Harvard from her cheesy, generic essay is the biggest injustice of the film.

What I like about Dylan is the fact that he still finds redeeming qualities in bad films. There’s always something to be gained, even when what you’re gaining it from isn’t that great. For example, his appreciation for the aesthetic and locations. That’s awesome and he definitely earned a sub for that.

My favorite line: “You’re the second movie guy, you got no shot”

I feel like Marco is the only “normal” dude in this movie and that says something...

Elle: "Noah is clearly cheating, I found an eArInG." *kisses Marco* Noah: *Didn't cheat* Elle: 👁👄👁

"It's always been you, Rach." - Ross Geller in FRIENDS, 1995.

Literally cried when he put that scene of Steve Buscemi with the skateboard😂 I was thinking about it too 😂

The worst thing is that the characters don’t have any background (interests, hobbies, motivations), they only care about the plot.

Dylan: “It’s almost like I have the ability to a Wattpad writer.” *Looks in disgust*

A year later I still can’t get over Dylan not realizing Rachel wasn’t mad lee was friends with a girl, but that Rachel was mad because lee never spent time with her and was just overall a shitty bf.

I love how he said "the pilgrims and the colonizers" when the pilgrims were the colonizers

Dylan talking about Rachel: Who is this new character? Rachel: *Was in the first movie*

They could literally rename the movie The Kissing Booth 2: Where Everyone's Anger is Misplaced

i love how a good portion of this is dylan just thirsting over marco without even realizing it.

Her essay was the worst essay ever yet she still got accepted everywhere like huh….

at this point i don’t even watch the actual movie, just Dylan’s commentary 😂

one of the things that pissed me the most was the fact that lee was more mad about some stupid college applications that the fact that elle cheated on HIS BROTHER

im confused on why elle went to the competition for the money when her best friend is literally so rich he has a mansion and a holiday home

They should have had lee fall in love with elle, there are so many scenes where they act like lee loves her in a romantic way, just for them too be "of they friends"

Lee’s girlfriend is 30? I swear they’re intentionally casting old people. Kissing booth 3 will probably take place in an old age home

1st kissing booth: normalizing abusive tendencies in men. 2nd : normalizing cheating and shady behavior.

I love how accurate Dylan is. He’s like on point even with Marco knowing he has no shot with Elle knowing Elle still loves Noah. I mean these movie commentaries are so good.

your hate for that 38 year old student gives me life and now he’s got eye liner 😂

“His voice is too deep he’s 25” uhm no, he’s actually 28...

“i really liked him in the first one..” sorry to break it to you dylan but you didn’t like lee in the first movie either lmao

I love picturing Marco having guitars buried around town just in case he ends up somewhere with a girl 😂

I've officially spent my day watching his content... I've never laughed so hard in my life! My personal fav is the Twilight marathon he did.