To be fair with the garlic guy, raw garlic is extremely healthy and I know a person who is an absolute garlic fiend, he used to make himself garlic teas where he would steep cloves of the stuff in hot water and drink it. Doesn't make it more paleteable to me but I've seen crazier. Edit: just saw the next 30 seconds of the video and I retract my previous statement

How many people did this Cooking with Jack guy kill with his cooking “tips?”

aunt myrna claims another soul

I'm surprised you didn't mention that Jack cuts his video right before he takes a second bite of his party salad.

I feel bad for the kid, clearly his parents should take more part of his life so he would not make a fool of him self on the Internet.

That party cheese salad is pretty much that womans take on watergate salad, which itself is an abomination......🤢🤮

That little SpongeBob Kid is so cute 🥺 maybe he can redo the video someday with some adult supervision of course lol

I cant believe you actually made that stuff. At least it wasn't poisonous

The second guy must be deathly afraid of vampires. I'm honestly surprised he didn't overdose on garlic.

cookingwithjack is special beacuse he is CONSISTENTLY terrible at cooking and never improves at all.

this reminds me of that As Told By Ginger episode where Carl became a rival to the schools chef to cook food that was better than the chefs

I didn’t read this title right and I thought it said KZfaq dumpster diving chef and nearly had a heart attack

i love how you cant entirely read his facial expressions because of the sunglasses but you can still see his eyebrows upturned in extreme anguish

Your response to the brisket has me in bed laughing refusing to go to sleep 😂

My body is ready

spongebob kid sounds like he's being held at gunpoint

Amazing video as always. was hilarious too! that one old guy looked so sad making that chilli dip XD

I get weird, liminal space vibes from Steven Reed, the weird 80s\90s News Room set, and everything. Almost like a cut segment in a found footage collection of old TV reports.

The worst part about the party cheese salad guy is that he didn't come up with the recipe himself and remember, even he went "Ew" at the ingredients. This implies his relatives are just as bad if not worse at cooking.

Dylan the Knight Owl, can you tell me the background music in the first part of the video please?

I think everyone who has been on KZfaq for long enough have encountered at least one of Jack's videos, for me it was his garbage stew. He may not be the best chef, but he has an unparalleled talent for pretending that his cooking tastes good even when it's barely edible. Kudos for trying the Party Cheese Salad, you ate it so we didn't have to.

If anime's taught me anything, don't make salad! It ends badly for both parties!

Awww that kid gives me second hand embarrassment and i feel kinda bad for him, he was just having fun!

15:27 that one chunk at the bottom has a dog's face

THE KRABBY PATTY! THE KRABBY PATTY IS REAL!

Talking about Jack and not mentioning he almost choked his son to death (and then bragged about it) is understandable, considering this video is specifically about the cooking aspect of the channels. But I saw someone saying "maybe he's not that bad, he's just a wholesome guy cooking in his kitchen". No, he isn't wholesome at all, he is a horrible narcissistic person. He blames others for his failures, never admits when he messed up a recipe, and his cooking hasn't exactly not hurt anyone. His habit of eating raw meat has caused him to have multiple strokes, 4 I believe, to the point of his right arm barely functioning (I was still at the party cheese salad portion of the video when writing this, sorry for repeating what you said after it). AugustTheDuck has it all covered, other channels have talked about it too. If anyone wants a deeper dive, start there. And if you want to see a proper chef review his abominations, watch Chef Brian Tsao, he rips into Jack's concoctions while also explaining culinary techniques. Still, this was an interesting watch, I've never even heard of the other people you covered. But I'm a bit disappointed you didn't bring up KingCobraJFS and his Mtn Dew hardboiled eggs. More people need to be aware of that boglim.

The dude eating as much garlic as he can to "be an asshole somewhere" by making people horridly disgusted by his breath is next level based

Honestly love the SpongeBob kid he was very entertaining, hopefully he got better at cooking lol

I don't know if you have the resources or if you've gotten rid of it already, but I suggest dumping it in the woods, set up a trail camera, and see what comes along to try the party cheese salad

that weber guy makes me sad, he just sounds so sad and looks like he needs a hug

Here's my ranking of the chefs (mostly just based on vibes): 1. DoubleSwee - He's just a kid having fun, and that fun is highly contagious. I don't know what it says about my sense of humor that his brother repeatedly sticking the camera in his face kept making me laugh. Hope he didn't get sick from the raw krabby patty. 2. Weber Cooks - Chef Steven Reed - The only person here whose food is actually safe to eat. Bonus points for the aesthetic of his videos; they're so dreamlike and I love that. He probably wouldn't have to put the chili and cheese sauce in for four and a half minutes if he just microwaved them separately. 3. Iron Wrath 444 - He may have been making that garlic and tomato soup for the sole purpose of repulsing people with his bad breath, but he's the one who had to eat it, so who's really winning? The fact that he's the only one subjected to his cooking is his only redeeming quality. 4. Cooking with Jack - Literally fed rotten meat to an entire church. I think I saw some pink in it, too. This man should be legally barred from ever touching kitchen appliances.

Awesome Vid! Thank You very much for Your Work! Greetings from Germany

I KNEW IT WAS THE PARTY CHEESE SALAD GUY I KNEW IT

Guess I’m gonna torture myself soon. It’ll be like Antoine being forced to watch Snively butcher escargot.

Ok, garbage stew might've been disgusting, BUT, at the very least it wasn't raw for once.

What about kays cooking?

Could you do an in depth Reddit iceberg series like you did with DeviantArt?

Ohhhh looking forward to this one.

Great video,How are you this underrated

This was a great video. I like that you used footage of some kitchen simulator game. I get annoyed with low effort essay videos that just toss in unrelated gameplay footage as filler. I salute you man for eating the shitty food and you rock the ZZ Top look

The cheese party salad reminds me of the trifle from Friends 😅

I recommend Lord of Patriarchy as tribute. He cooks (and also says) some pretty vile shit

Praying Dylan didn't have to get his stomach pumped after this video 🙏

What did you wind up doing with the party cheese salad? lol

The party cheese salad would be way better if there was no cheese and pimento. Would still look like vomit but then not as cheesy and more like a lemon cheesecake

Oh man this one I was really excited for lmao I'm not sure what it is about bad cooking videos that facsinate me so much. My best guess is I actually have experience in a proper college level culinary course haha. Obviously cooking is a very adoptable craft but very quickly you'll see that some people arent suited for the kitchen. This whole video I was just screaming internally saying THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT its so infuriating seeing cooking botched THIS badly holy shit

49:46 "You just dump the rice into the thing"

That's a pity about Jack, hopefully he decides to turn things around. First saw him on the "Should I" Series. Strokes are rough. Grandpa had one a few years back, didn't even try to recover from it. Gone the next year.

wish you went into more detail about Jack, theres SOOOO much more to his story, good video otherwise tho and making eating the classic party cheese salad is amazing, always appreciate your work

I’m familiar with Jack. There was another guy who did some videos on him, so I’m excited to revisit. Maybe he’s not as bad as I remember? “You don’t wanna cook it too long.” *Instant flashbacks to the chicken dishes.* HELP MEEEEEEEE Edit: There it is! That’s blood! Oh my stomach is turning like a kid rolling down a hill. Poultry is not a steak! You don’t allow any pink, much less actual lifeforce liquids to marinate the thing! It’s Jacked up.

Damn, now I need to up my cooking game so I won't end up like those guys. 👨🏽‍🍳 Well, the kid at the end tried despite the raw meat.

How the hell has Jack not been sued thats insane how dangerous his stuff is, ive seen better things made by a toddler

watching while making ricotta-spinache Canneloni and I'm beginning to think I'm not doing it right. I have spices left over and I don't think it will kill someone😂

"White people need to use more seasoning!" Iron Wrath 444: Hold my garlic powder.

If I saw the party salad from a distance I probably would have thought it was queso, I can't imagine how shocking it would be to find out what it is

I can't believe you skipped king cobra jfs

Bison you do have to leave it pretty raw. In Germany they eat raw pork sandwiches. I wouldn't do the raw pork but definitely bison you cook it to a real low heat, rare.

I can't cook ok, but at least I know how to make it so the meat I eat isn't raw or rotten.

The guy with the nasty chili was super crushed when he didn't win the competition. He is in denial. I bet in his mind his cuisine rocks and everyone else's sucks. I wanted to vomit a few times when I seen his dishes.

I think it’s a different brisket than the one he made a year ago

Okay, so the first two entries were truly disgusting, but to be honest, the latter two just felt boring. The Steven Reed videos at least gave a weird, almost eerie vibe, but the Krabby Patty video was just annoying despite being a kid's attempt.

i was like that kid once. made avideo making ahuge sandwih while beign quirky. i had to delete the day after because my bullies foudn it and i got mocked

I'll admit, I blanched when I saw the pink on the bison, like, bro did not cook that meal for maybe less than 30 minutes, like you literally could've gotten better results If he put the meat in the microwave

You’re a braver man than me, Dylan.

Oh, you want an insult to the term "chili you have to see Amberlynn Reed's "chili". At least one of the many varieties of chili, some involving zucchini.

Weber Cooks seems like a Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule bit

i lost it when i heard gwyns theme

I only know one of these chefs from an old colossaliscrazy video. Dang

Weber cooks, classic. Also forgot about that spongebob kid, think I saw him in a cringe compilation years ago. And Jack, man, I legit subbed him unironically years ago after watching one of his videos but never watched anything else. Found out how bad of a cook he was a couple of years ago. You gotta cover KingCobra's culinary masterpieces on the next one though! Looking forward to the next instalment, hope we don't have to wait too long.

God I love this channel. Thank you for always having quality content.

24:28 you know its bad when his eyebrows show

Well that explains it, you used cheddar cheese instead of American.

Yesssss!

Heck yeah, nice series! Only cooking show I remember the name of is "You suck at cooking", but that's satire, so doesn't reall fit.

Jack's viewers pulled a Genova's Witness (aka The Piss Troopers). Nominating a totally unqualified candidate through sheer trolling, but Jacks fans weren't successful unlike Genova's.

Watching at lunch. Why the fuck did you take a second bite

Where is DinoTendies

even though a lot of this made me throw up in my mouth (look man, i’m not the best chef, but… months old meat… come on), honestly, it’s kind of weirdly…wholesome?? Just some guy cooking in his kitchen. I will object to the feeding it to other people, but unless this is some insanely elaborate bit…at least he’s not really hurting anybody. Except maybe the people who ate that fuckin chili. God damn. Anyway… somebody get this guy a cooking class. I mean, clearly he enjoys it, but… well… he could really use some tips, shall we say. Lmao. Great one as always though, a good laugh. We all thank you for subjecting yourself to that “salad.”

Man all this guy does is complain maybe he should actually coo- Holy shit! he made it

You're a trooper sir, that slop wouldant be allowed in my house let alone my mouth. Great vid hope you do more food related stuff I'm a sucker for that

The kid i actually feel sympathy for, just wanted to have fun and larp as SpongeBob (weird but every kid was cringe at one point). Bro should take his hobby of video making and try something new.

No Kingcobrajfs? That's genuinely shocking.

Wow. A video about the worst chefs on KZfaq and not a single mention of kingcobrajfs. A shame

I'm fairly certain the brisket was a new brisket and he was just offhandwdly reminding the audience he made a different one last year.

KAYS COOKING

yummy yummy yummy

Hi 👋

I love the Silent Hill 2 music in the Weber segment.

This is how I learn the name of the Oppa Spongebob Style Kid XD

The Party Cheese Salad is new to me. Goodness, that is gonna unalive someone. Dylan, NOOO! When the brows raise so high in horror you can see them over the sunglasses.

That cheese salad does not and will never count as salad, it's a war crime Edit: since this wasn't mentioned, Jack is in fact a terrible person because he beat up his son severely, and kicked him out

I’ve heard of people aging meats before, but what the fuck. The fact that I laughed that hard at “Doo Doo shit brown” is proof my brain is rotting more than that brisket from this video😭

42:22 The fucking dark souls music on top of that abomination was fucking perfect lmao

The shit (usually) suburban Christian midwestern people concoct (party cheese salad is actually from a whole genre of different ‘sweet salad’ abominations) makes me afraid to eat anything and I mean ANY DISH served cold at family gatherings /similar events.

Yummy, more slop for me!!

I like how Jack doesn't trust the people at his own church. I don't trust those types, but I figured they would trust each other.

Don't want to be offensive, but damn, american cooking always amazes me.