More like Theodore TRAIN Rex!

WHY YOU

Theoborous Rex

more like, Incest Rex

Theodork Rex

It was certainly longer than the conversation between the director and the actors regarding what the fuck they were supposed to be doing.

@@jamstonjulian6947 HAHAHA I love you

Yeah I agree

I'm sure it beats Siskel and Ebert's conversation for length. Siskel: This sucks! Ebert: No, it blows! Both: Despite being physically impossible, it both sucks and blows simultaneously!

Campbellzilla Dinosaur lives don’t matter today

Campbellzilla *Lindsay Ellis screams in the distance*

Rap Critic's new single: Dinosaur Cop

Also: completely meandering script and tone mostly made of pointless action!

It's also an expensive Direct-To-Video movie with a 90 million dollar budget, which was a record breaker for Netflix.

That is cruel. Julie of the Wolves is awesome.

It’s true what they say, they really will make a novelization out of anything.

#stillabetterdinosaurthanindominus

loooool amazing

@@AllisonPregler , you should cover the Dean Stockwell, Columbo episode. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kLiTddV3ntqco6M.html

I think it's the same team with the effects...if only they had gotten the writers too

Theory: The Dinosaurs sitcom and Theodore Rex take place in the same universe, hence explaining why the dinosaurs are already evolved and anthropomorphic despite only recently being restored. Hey, it makes more sense than anything the movie actually did.

Come to think of it, the cops in the show were grossly incompetent too.

@@Tareltonlives Yup. Same people made them.

"Are you trying to bribes us?" "Because we think you should"

For real. I feel like this could have been really awesome if they'd kept it more focused on the "buddy cop with dinosaur" idea and cut out all the bullshit. Especially for someone like myself who adores pretty much all things dinosaurs, this could have been really enjoyable. I'm disappointed by the wasted potential. So often movie creators have interesting premises but completely fuck it all up, and it's so frustrating.

Kitchen sink approach.

Ah, you looked him up before me. How dare you? lol EDIT: So, I didn't finish the video before looking it up and commenting. Now I'm an idiot.

Disney owns the Muppets now, right? So, Seph vs cookie monster in the next KH is just possible...

You know, that would improve Kingdom Hearts

George Newbern nooooo! 😭

Fun fact: In the first Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth was played by Lance Bass for some reason. Why was he even IN Kingdom Hearts? I know FFVII is really popular but Sephiroth is a jarringly dark villain for that series.

I mean this movie certainly feels like it takes place in a universe with *a* cinematic Howard the Duck... I just don’t think it’s the MCU Howard.

Mr. Snrub lol you should read the original rocket raccoon comics. Like the original originals. They are far far far stranger than that

Ah-HAAAAA!

I’m thinking Wabuu!

And world-building that raises a whole bunch of unanswered questions.

MrRadar And just like bright This has a cool idea And an interesting world But didn't do much

“Dinosaur lives don’t matter today”

“American cyborgs are still giving us shit for the Alamo“

Yes! And it sucks! Just like Bright!

BraninT oh snap

Malcolm Rex.

@@ExtremeMadnessX We didn't land on the asteroid! The asteroid landed on earth and wiped out dinosaurs sixty-five million years ago!

CWDTrixie yes and super crotch duck could provide his narrative throughout the film.

Because Happytime Murders was such a sensation. No, I think they should have gone in the direction of kid-friendly.

Not sure how that works.

Which is extra funny cause the Sci-fi channel made a movie more directly based on Anonymous Rex (going by the same title) in 2004.

Does he have fake mustache or something

@@limalepakko6074 It's like... he has a human skin suit like a Doctor Who villain?? I don't know how exactly it works in the book, lol.

@@Valzahd whoa

All these dinosaurs are SO STOOPID

😂

There’s a novel?!

Dino lives don't matter today!

I think alien nation was the bright of the 90s.

Thats kind of the joke...

Theodore is (in his own stupid words) "a recovering carnivore." So I guess meat is like a drug to Dinassholes in this universe? Also I guess he won't just get sick like what would normally happen if you made a creature with a primarily meat-based diet (which was also supposedly cannibalistic) cut it out completely. Look at me trying to find logic in this piece of garbage, pathetic.

They couldn't get triceracop for this one.

Triceracop. See, that's a decent title-it's an actual pun!

I was honestly offended.

I like them both, but Allison is a strong solo artist too.

Tom Servo Yeah if she is everybody knows that.

Well i think they’re married or something so i guess collabs are part of the deal

elfomarcio Not married AFAIK, but dating for sure.

I hope they collaborate long enough to become the Newman-Woodward of KZfaq.

Bold of you to assume Whoopi had principles to begin with.

And Bud Cort voiced Toyman in the DCAU, bringing this all around.

Like Cuba Gooding Jr in Snow Dogs and Boat Trip.

Whoopi Goldberg was forced to do this by a lawsuit, what's Cuba Gooding Jr.'s excuse for Boat Trip?

@@SavageGreywolf He figured a movie about Homosexuals would bag him another Oscar.

It's kinda like _Moonraker_ though. Or _The Spy Who Loved Me_

@@porsche911sbs Or _Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow_.

@@porsche911sbs Or Dr Who's Invasion of the Dinosaurs.

William Shatner and Camp Dinosaurs. I think that's what this movie desperately needed :)

Don't feel bad for him, he's 90 years young, enjoying life, and just paints expressionist pictures now. Years ago, he said that he didn't care about any of the movies he was in at all, except for eight or ten of them - the ones that he considers to be really, really good and that are near and dear to his heart. I have a feeling, this one is not on that short list.

From near where my late Mom was born, seven years younger, seems quite a fascinating actor. Definitely wasted in this movie.

Haha why would you feel bad for him? It was a job and I’m sure he had fun even though the movie was bad. He got paid I’m sure!

Well, they both had their puppets made by Jim Henson's creature workshop, so you're not far off

Derrick Hackett I prefer her Stupids hairstyle, with the rabbit ears.

At least Dingo Pictures makes more sense than this, even though there is next to nothing happening.

There are still dingo pictures movies left for him to review.

The Stupids 2 or Wrong Turn 7 ?

RocaDeearCenjar that’s fine. He enjoys them and I’ll watch em

I would ask some questions about the design. Like "Did you have to make us breath with the same pipe that we use for swallowing? Not to mention the piping down stairs!"

BowserTheSecond WHAT

Theodore Rex is also "Detective Pikachu at home"

@@AllyGatorAnimator Alternative timeline/ parallel universe where dinosaurs didn't extinct is so cool concept that unfortunately was never made right.

Check out 'My Girlfriend is a T-Rex'. It's more or less what you described.

Considering this likely came to be because of the Dinosaurs sitcom and I understand some of the effects types for that show also brought that into this movie.... You get inconsistent crap like that.

Probably green lit it since the sitcom was pretty good.

You know...there's a manga called 'My Girlfriend is a T-Rex' that handwaves something like this in the first page and it makes more sense than this. In about two panels, the comic explained that dinosaurs realized that the world was changing around them even back in the era where they technically were still alive and evolved along side humans and as time went on, even their bodies started to evolve where they gained humanoid features for certain things while retaining their original dinosaur features for others. And depending on the species, they all have their own specific cultures and rituals. So it makes sense only because dinosaurs never went extinct and had time to adapt and humans were used to it because we evolved side-by-side with them. It wasn't something that was instantaneous like this movie makes it seem like. Also there are no stupid powers or anything like that. The only 'abilities' the dinosaurs have are whatever their own species was known to have originally. A GAG manga did a better job at explaining how anthrro-dinos worked better than this.

@@Quandry1 I guess they missed the gag of the series because what made Dinosaurs work was because it was dinosaurs who acted like humans from the 90s. They didn't need humans in it because the dinosaurs technically were the humans.

None of us really understand dinosaurs... We can make educated conclusions, at best.

That would have achieved Legendary Status to Interweaving those Story lines. T-Rex could have been the Baby

Link, my dude?

Thunder Squatch lost to time but this link is the article the site directed me to . www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=www.slashfilm.com/theodore-rex/&ved=2ahUKEwiCv5ig0P3cAhXItlMKHWq4Du0QFjANegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw2FhjQNqJU7NgywhkDTOEDA

Explains a lot-it's too violent and grin and raunchy for kids, but it's too dumb and immature and jokey for adults.

Tareltonlives right, my favorite bit is the sudden change and all that money spent on updating the costume of a character that wasnt supposed to be center stage and money spent on the tonal shift but not wanting to spend money on reshoots of earlier work

Absolutely, and it would be hated as "anti-cop" and "SJW" on reddit and KZfaq

DocDelray this is one of those movies you see it and you start second guessing everything the filmmakers did before

This dude has serious potential. It’s so sad he killed his own career so soon

It is! That's Peter Kwong! Good eye! I had to look that up

Anastasios Gionis ice cream bunny, the ice cream bunny he’s made of ice cream and he’s a bunny.

Anastasios Gionis No?

Found the book. It’s pretty damn good.