The Most Ridiculous Infomercial Ever (with Matteo Lane)

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gabi belle

11 ай бұрын

Matteo Lane's channel! go watch his special :) ➭ ‪@matteolanecomedy‬
today we're entering a time capsule and watching the magic bullet infomercial from like 2003 or something. i've gathered with matteo lane to chat about this strange infomercial for the magic bullet
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@andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew
@andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew 11 ай бұрын
It’s been 20 years… and I still don’t know if the Magic Bullet infomercial took place at a bed & breakfast or the morning after a swingers party.
@koolaidman_
@koolaidman_ 11 ай бұрын
There's enough pineapples to read between the lines
@janaekelis
@janaekelis 11 ай бұрын
with all those fruits theres a pineapple in there
@jessjess23brooks89
@jessjess23brooks89 11 ай бұрын
You cracked the code.
@alaynanestman5207
@alaynanestman5207 11 ай бұрын
I always thought they had some sort of party the night before with the way people were dragging their asses into the kitchen, and a swingers party definitely makes the most sense. Possibly at a resort! Because who would have that ungodly amount of fruit??
@Lucifersfursona
@Lucifersfursona 11 ай бұрын
It has the exact vibe right away of “all these people just had sex with each other” and there’s like 20 people None of them are related and they’re all touchling each other
@stephiguess737
@stephiguess737 11 ай бұрын
what a kind soul gabi is, making videos with her local senior citizens!
@curly_girly12
@curly_girly12 11 ай бұрын
ikr so kind of her
@starparodier91
@starparodier91 11 ай бұрын
As a 32 y/o I appreciate the inclusion
@LeilaleilaZ
@LeilaleilaZ 11 ай бұрын
My dyslexic ass read this as chicken soul first?? And was like what tf does that mean? Lmao I was so amused when I re-read and understood 😭
@cdba_
@cdba_ 11 ай бұрын
@@starparodier91 good to see a representative of the senior youtube community in the comment section
@Throwawayman8
@Throwawayman8 11 ай бұрын
@@LeilaleilaZ😂
@arianamaria_
@arianamaria_ 3 ай бұрын
Mateo just casually whipping out his hot foreign boytoy to roast the salsa was the best thing actually
@mutestingray
@mutestingray 3 ай бұрын
Such a flex wtf
@miss_elaineous_
@miss_elaineous_ 2 ай бұрын
That's his husband 😂
@waddledeedeee
@waddledeedeee 2 ай бұрын
what an absolute heartthrob. im so happy for matteo and so jealous of him
@asmrtpop2676
@asmrtpop2676 2 ай бұрын
@@miss_elaineous_How does that change what they said from being true 🤓
@1Dbabyboy
@1Dbabyboy Ай бұрын
“Mateo we have better taste then that” Rodrigo sounded soo disappointed omg
@yourdecoydream
@yourdecoydream 4 ай бұрын
I like that him offering him a smoothie and saying “how about a bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya” kind of implies he was hungover from smoothies lol
@resident-evil-jerma5389
@resident-evil-jerma5389 2 ай бұрын
or that there’s alcohol in the smoothie
@jenniferbelveal4331
@jenniferbelveal4331 Ай бұрын
@@resident-evil-jerma5389 Either way, he IS drunk, somehow.
@portalbuilder7021
@portalbuilder7021 Ай бұрын
I straight up thought they said he name was “bourbon”
@Mashy8722
@Mashy8722 8 күн бұрын
Right! 😂 I was like umm…is there alcohol in that smoothie? Cause it was inferred that this man was hungover, so the ‘hair of the dog that bit you’ would be some type of alcohol 😂😂
@TLajoiexx
@TLajoiexx 8 ай бұрын
I like to imagine this is set the morning after a wild swingers party and everyone is avoiding the awkward tension by hyper fixating on a crappy blender
@Awesomeferret10
@Awesomeferret10 6 ай бұрын
New headcanon
@motiemo
@motiemo 6 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Violet-Storm
@Violet-Storm 6 ай бұрын
This was literally the conclusion I had drawn before I came to the comments section to see if I was the only one. I think we’re besties now. Like contractually, I think that’s how it works. ❤😂
@dvizr
@dvizr 5 ай бұрын
I mean… every swingers party has at least one magic bullet.
@endymallorn
@endymallorn 5 ай бұрын
I mean… that’s not exactly off the mark from the later episodes
@cat-rz5rz
@cat-rz5rz 11 ай бұрын
the best part of this is that "magic bullet" absolutely sounds like a sex toy
@certifiedboghopper9622
@certifiedboghopper9622 11 ай бұрын
certainly gives credibility to the swinger allegations
@commonotaku6191
@commonotaku6191 10 ай бұрын
spencers has a toy called pussy power 💀 i dont doubt they got their own magic bullet too
@jeremyross9698
@jeremyross9698 10 ай бұрын
I mean, anything can be a sex toy if you're brave or relaxed enough. Also, I was like #69.
@FlixCreEightR
@FlixCreEightR 10 ай бұрын
But wait a min!!!
@fluffycritter
@fluffycritter 6 ай бұрын
There actually is a sex toy called a “silver bullet” and there are definitely people who get those confused
@lewis45acp
@lewis45acp 6 ай бұрын
Hazel is basically when your small town high school drama teacher tells the class that there will be a substitute the next day and then shows up “in character” for an entire day
@intensivepurpose
@intensivepurpose 4 ай бұрын
Hazel committed to the bit for sure
@NerfHerder909
@NerfHerder909 3 ай бұрын
Shades of Mrs. Nelson and Viola Swamp! In fact... do we know that Hazel isn't Viola Swamp? She's got the vibe.
@Tekacreates
@Tekacreates 2 ай бұрын
.. This sounds so specific...
@user-eq5vy4he7w
@user-eq5vy4he7w 2 ай бұрын
i just- who does that
@WickedKatze
@WickedKatze Ай бұрын
@@NerfHerder909 that was my thought too! def gonna read Viola's lines in a Jersey accent from now on 🤣🤣
@garystein8610
@garystein8610 5 ай бұрын
I'm an old geezer, circa 1954, and I'm really enjoying this video. You're destroying my favorite infomercial, and I'm right there with you. This ad is so over the top, and the characters are so broad, and it's hilarious! I also love the "3 second" countdown. Just counting to 3 while actually blending 9-10+. No dirty pots or pans, but 200 Magic Bullet blending cups. Thank you for the laughs. Can't wait for the next one.
@Surreal469
@Surreal469 11 ай бұрын
This infomercial was so popular there were multiple sequels including the whole gang on vacation, a surprise fling and a camping trip. There's a Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe. Yes I'm serious.
@allyzapena1001
@allyzapena1001 10 ай бұрын
They have to do a magic bullet seriessss
@SRlikethetoothpaste
@SRlikethetoothpaste 10 ай бұрын
And, in the vacation episode, it is suggested that Hazel and Vern sleep together! No joke.
@JBabyLeather
@JBabyLeather 10 ай бұрын
Yes! It’s amazing That it’s basically a series
@trevorhaddox6884
@trevorhaddox6884 10 ай бұрын
I'm getting Long Man vibes from that, but worse.
@dragonquestV
@dragonquestV 10 ай бұрын
Don't forget the baby bullet baby shower video
@suddenlyezra5782
@suddenlyezra5782 11 ай бұрын
I'm 36 years old, and I can almost recite this infomercial by memory. And the worst part is that the machine works! They didn't need this infomercial because the product actually stands on its own. But here we are.
@janaekelis
@janaekelis 11 ай бұрын
right! i have one and i actually love it. I'd defend it with my life
@LikaLaruku
@LikaLaruku 11 ай бұрын
I'm 40 & I've never seen this infomercial before today.
@romywhite290
@romywhite290 11 ай бұрын
I refused to fall for it for ever, but a couple years ago mom got a nutribullet.... Now I have one. I loved it.
@barbieoftheweek
@barbieoftheweek 11 ай бұрын
I'm 27 and I watched this every Sunday
@MadMadMandy
@MadMadMandy 11 ай бұрын
I was going to write this, I'm 30 and from Denmark, this was my 'I refuse to go to school'-TV infomercial 😂. I have seen it way too much!
@And.r.ew.90
@And.r.ew.90 4 ай бұрын
Even here in the Netherlands it was always on tv. “Bob’s your uncle, Beck is your aunt” has been blueberry cemented in my brain ever since.
@legionnaireminis
@legionnaireminis 4 ай бұрын
My personal lore for this infomercial is they were spiked with acid on a cruise by a disgruntled teen, they're all strangers and none of this is real its all in their head. They're just trashing the kitchen at 4am
@silentbob1204
@silentbob1204 11 ай бұрын
I think the only plot that makes this infomercial make sense is : This is the morning after a swingers party at a senior living facility and the hosts want to impress their friends.
@janaekelis
@janaekelis 11 ай бұрын
its definitely hazel's house and she came downstairs bc she's bored
@stagrunners
@stagrunners 11 ай бұрын
I have had this EXACT conversation with people, this is a swingers party
@mikeharvey7966
@mikeharvey7966 11 ай бұрын
I can see it! My read was, this was the timeshare (equivalent) captive audience portion of this group vacation. They sneak it in a day into the trip so that you aren’t immediately scared off!
@danb9447
@danb9447 3 ай бұрын
@@mikeharvey7966this is so much better than the swingers party read
@Maria_745
@Maria_745 11 ай бұрын
I love them blending foods to a pulp to make recipes that are supposed to have separate but combined distinct ingredients lol
@hintsiren
@hintsiren 11 ай бұрын
Everything is sludge. Like their blending their own paints. Gotta have all the colors. 😰
@gracel2mart
@gracel2mart 11 ай бұрын
Like, Alfredo could make sense, but salsa? Blueberry muffins? Omelettes???
@notapplicable6985
@notapplicable6985 10 ай бұрын
​@@gracel2martIn defense, I kinda like super blended salsa
@LostApotheosis
@LostApotheosis 10 ай бұрын
@@gracel2martas someone who hates chunks of fruit in baked goods, the blended muffins are kind of a vibe. Though I would probably turn the blueberries into a syrup and swirl it.
@brn2579
@brn2579 10 ай бұрын
​@@gracel2martMost Mexican restaurants I've been to in California have blended salsa. You're thinking of Pico de Gallo.
@VoteOrDie99
@VoteOrDie99 8 ай бұрын
Fun story, my neighbor broke into my house via my bedroom window at 2 am while the Magic Bullet infomercial was on my bedroom tv, and i got woken up by the sound of the windown unit AC in my room being knocked onto the floor in my room. I was like 9. This just gave me a bit of a flashback to that moment but watching you guys make jokes about the infomercial makes me feel so much better about it. It's kinda therapitic. Thank you.
@courtneylila8383
@courtneylila8383 3 ай бұрын
why he do that tho
@VoteOrDie99
@VoteOrDie99 3 ай бұрын
@sharkcuddles-bq2jl I still don't know to this day. I've wondered the same. 16 years later and still I don't know.
@yuyutubee8435
@yuyutubee8435 3 ай бұрын
@@VoteOrDie99 Stealing copper wire out of the walls for some money for methamphetamines.
@penguinsrbirds2
@penguinsrbirds2 3 ай бұрын
@@VoteOrDie99 What did they do, though? Were they just shuffling around the room? Did they go anywhere else in the house? Did they SAY anything? Did they just leave immediately???
@VoteOrDie99
@VoteOrDie99 3 ай бұрын
@@penguinsrbirds2 actually there wasn't enought time for anything to really happen. The guy entered through the window in my room, and because he had to knock down the window AC unit to get in, and it was in my room, on the floor, the loud noise had me woken up (but this ad was on my bedroom TV, my bedroom light was on, my brother who I shared my room with at the time was awake and my bedroom door was open cus my brother was coming in and out, so by the time the dude entered fully, I was up and awake. Guy entered via window, saw that I was VERY alert, he was desperately begging for me to not yell, and screamed like a banshee. Within seconds, literally, my parents were in my room (we live in a small place, and my bedroom door was already open before any of this happened), and kicked the guy out via the same window he came in. My landlord was his landlord too, and he got kicked out I think Within a day or 2 (I was 9 so idk what exactly happened after the event). But I'll always remember, this EXACT long infomercial was on the TV when all of this happened.
@marikasdaughter6263
@marikasdaughter6263 3 ай бұрын
Hazel's smoke with the long ash that never falls even though she's flailing that thing around like a tennis racket being held with her mouth, is the best part of her for me.
@andrewlavigne3471
@andrewlavigne3471 11 ай бұрын
Rodrigo was criminally underutilized in this video. I think we all want to see more of him
@crazyowlgirlcncowner
@crazyowlgirlcncowner 11 ай бұрын
EXACTLY! I AGREE!!! His commentary throughout would've elevated the video even more.
@janaekelis
@janaekelis 11 ай бұрын
the extremely quiet ".....beans.....?"
@DrowsyScientist
@DrowsyScientist 11 ай бұрын
Beans
@mickyodell
@mickyodell 11 ай бұрын
And the way he was visibly shocked when he heard “that’s salsa”
@2cat4life
@2cat4life 11 ай бұрын
i think we'd all like to see rodrigo
@Sachzilla
@Sachzilla 11 ай бұрын
This infomercial has lived rent-free in my head for 20+ years. Sometimes I randomly think “Curry powder for everything!”
@TheCrowAngel
@TheCrowAngel 11 ай бұрын
My wife and I both have fond childhood memories of this infomercial. We bought one as a joke because it also has lived in our heads rent free.
@rmdavidov
@rmdavidov 11 ай бұрын
​@TheCrowAngel do you end up using it?
@jessjess23brooks89
@jessjess23brooks89 11 ай бұрын
It honestly unlocked a core memory 😂
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 11 ай бұрын
​@@TheCrowAngelDo you use curry powder for everything? 😂 (I kid, I kid)
@peteriverson4682
@peteriverson4682 3 ай бұрын
For me , it’s “dinner, always a production” or “Na-chos anybody?”
@your.local.person6809
@your.local.person6809 4 ай бұрын
"freshly chopped onions" maam thats puree
@travisgames6608
@travisgames6608 7 ай бұрын
"Why are they rushing?" Me: they did break into these people's home.
@cierrapettis8739
@cierrapettis8739 11 ай бұрын
Y’all don’t understand… my childhood friend and I RECORDED this on VHS 💀 We thought it was the funniest thing ever and would watch it over and over. I love this. This takes me back. ❤
@imperfectlypayton
@imperfectlypayton 10 ай бұрын
I literally loved this and begged my parents for it. I LOVED infomercials for real. Don't even get me started on "set it. AND FORGET IT!"
@noranizaazmi6523
@noranizaazmi6523 9 ай бұрын
@@imperfectlypaytoninfomercials are so much funner to watch than normal advertisements honestly
@allieoop7024
@allieoop7024 6 ай бұрын
I had it recorded on TiVo and rewatched it frequently as a kid. 😂
@G.S.Holland
@G.S.Holland 5 ай бұрын
Oh, I understand. I would stop what I was doing when I came across it on TV and watch it every time. I fantasized about having a custom playset with the actors as action figures.
@Lee-fi4il
@Lee-fi4il 4 ай бұрын
I would just wake up at 5 am every morning to watch it. I WENT TO DISNEY AND STILL WOKE UP BECAUSE I COULDN'T MISS IT. 😂
@Jmorris3265
@Jmorris3265 11 ай бұрын
I love these commercials. The bold promises, the bland looking food, the amount of character that is injected into the skeptical older women, absolute perfection.
@christopherwoods6777
@christopherwoods6777 3 ай бұрын
I use my magic bullet every day...for smoothies...grouting the tub...magic potions...inciting civil unrest....the uses are endless!
@wlb2j
@wlb2j 2 ай бұрын
It's the ultimate tool to manifest your best self and true destiny!
@christopherwoods6777
@christopherwoods6777 2 ай бұрын
@@wlb2j all for one low price 😀
@bunniecakes5506
@bunniecakes5506 4 ай бұрын
I died when Rodrigo was like "beans".
@ylktr
@ylktr 11 ай бұрын
I love that one of the selling points is that it takes up no more space than a (ridiculously large) coffee mug, but by the end of the commercial there's a whole countertop full of accessories.
@descendintostanarchy
@descendintostanarchy 11 ай бұрын
Omg Matteo is one of my favourite comedians right now. This is a dream come true.
@im_the_trashman
@im_the_trashman 11 ай бұрын
yea i saw one of his live shows and it’s weird seeing him with a youtuber i watch
@allyrose6437
@allyrose6437 11 ай бұрын
​@@im_the_trashmanikr! Like two worlds colliding
@ChrysanthosC.
@ChrysanthosC. 11 ай бұрын
Same lol
@glswain
@glswain 11 ай бұрын
His channel is great too
@osnapitzmaia
@osnapitzmaia 11 ай бұрын
fr the most unexpected but amazing collision
@vineetdodd9915
@vineetdodd9915 3 ай бұрын
Gabi and Matteo have incredible chemistry they need to do more of these!!
@TheEbonchi
@TheEbonchi 5 ай бұрын
My god i remember this saga. As an adult all i can think is this is set in a sober living house and one of the freshly clean addicts is in a manic mood right when the magic bullet he ordered arrived.
@SuperGod2099
@SuperGod2099 11 ай бұрын
I'm of the right age to have watched this with friends on several hungover Sunday mornings. We were absolutely convinced that this was the awkward morning after a swinger party where these people had all swapped partners, and some of them were regretting it.
@littlemsterious991
@littlemsterious991 10 ай бұрын
that. is EXACTLY the vibe i'm picking up between these people, they all know each other too well and are too annoyed at each other
@nettack
@nettack 10 ай бұрын
Imagine waking up from an awesome night of passionately hugging the masses, craving breakfast and having to sit through a 30 minute demonstration by someone stuck inside an MLM instead of you.
@T-bear73
@T-bear73 10 ай бұрын
yes!!
@littlemsterious991
@littlemsterious991 10 ай бұрын
@@nettackI'm actually never going to get over _stuck inside an MLM instead of you_ holy shit
@sunnypupbarks
@sunnypupbarks 2 ай бұрын
the dumb blonde is the female hosts younger sister, who was having trouble with her husband. they concocted a plan to throw a swinger party to spice up their love life & have some fun, and the host couple took it as an opportunity to stage a brunch demonstration of their newest patent. it didn't save the marriage.
@AthenaPOfficial
@AthenaPOfficial 11 ай бұрын
My mom has a magic bullet but it broke so now we just use it as a water cup. Surprised that with the 1000 uses they listed the one we use it for isn't featured
@gyroscope915
@gyroscope915 6 ай бұрын
Oh hey, I have a magic bullet cup that I use for juice. It's a great juice cup, dunno if it was a good blender
@systematicirony666
@systematicirony666 5 ай бұрын
Fancy seeing you here 😂
@SparkleP8nter
@SparkleP8nter 5 ай бұрын
I can't find the blender part but I still have my mugs
@torkaviantales802
@torkaviantales802 4 ай бұрын
SAME!!!!!
@jonathangill6584
@jonathangill6584 4 ай бұрын
That chicken salad looked nasty but Matteo freaking out over the apple?! Have you never heard of a Waldorf salad????
@nieslychane
@nieslychane 3 күн бұрын
I might be insane but I would DEVOUR this lol like I'm a sucker for pâtés and this would go so well with sourdough bread... just don't call it a salad! A bit of sweet from the raisins, a bit of salty from mayo and chicken, I think it would be delicious!
@angelagarcia4221
@angelagarcia4221 5 ай бұрын
"A little bit of jalapeño pepper" *proceeds to put in exactly one slice of pepper. This is like some sort of weird torture to my soul
@skh4ppy
@skh4ppy 11 ай бұрын
Rodrigo is an icon and we need a sequel that develops only his character.
@crazyowlgirlcncowner
@crazyowlgirlcncowner 11 ай бұрын
YES YES YES AND YES WE NEED MORE RODRIGO! I DEMAND HIM - sincerely, a Mexican offended by the nasty bland salsa
@pok_tea903
@pok_tea903 11 ай бұрын
This would’ve thrived if they advertised this as an easy baby food maker.
@machetenikki
@machetenikki 10 ай бұрын
I think it thrived in general lol they were everywhere
@LesleyMVA
@LesleyMVA 10 ай бұрын
The baby’s food maker did thrive 😂
@MinttMeringue
@MinttMeringue 10 ай бұрын
They had a separate line for that, actually! I think it was just smaller and had smiley faces on it.
@coastalcrab3
@coastalcrab3 10 ай бұрын
Omg, somebody tried to buy us the "baby bullet" and I was like nah we have the target brand magic bullet, we're good.
@entirelybonkers8832
@entirelybonkers8832 10 ай бұрын
@@MinttMeringueit still exists I don’t have a magic bullet and actually plan on getting the baby bullet lol it also comes with baby food cups and stuff
@Tiggeh4416
@Tiggeh4416 6 ай бұрын
this was literally my absolute favourite infomercial growing up, i’d be so excited waking up in the early morning and watching it😭
@dowfreak7
@dowfreak7 3 ай бұрын
I was so onboard with the "I think this is the most disgusting" bit. Blending up hard candy would undoubtedly just leave shards of crunchy dust in your milkshake. And then the throws in "peppermint in my chocolate, ew". Never have I been more disappointed. Choc+Mint is a magical combination.
@TheDondarrion
@TheDondarrion 11 ай бұрын
I have a proposition for you Gabi. You make more of these and I'll watch them. I think you'll find this arrangement very lucrative.
@DiMagnolia
@DiMagnolia 9 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard
@dvizr
@dvizr 5 ай бұрын
All you need to do is make 1… 2… 3… of these and we’ll all be eating.
@SparkleP8nter
@SparkleP8nter 5 ай бұрын
More like public humiliation of the poor actors
@TheDondarrion
@TheDondarrion 5 ай бұрын
@@SparkleP8nter huh
@BenSwagnerd
@BenSwagnerd 4 ай бұрын
Everyone will get Exactly what They want!
@finlegh
@finlegh 11 ай бұрын
with all these videos about infomercials I'm waiting for gabi to make her own, I think she's an expert by now
@ecogreen123
@ecogreen123 11 ай бұрын
what would it be about?
@curly_girly12
@curly_girly12 11 ай бұрын
need this
@thenightjackal
@thenightjackal 11 ай бұрын
infomercial for her next sponsor read 🤔
@sarahm8657
@sarahm8657 11 ай бұрын
Definitely would be a great way to advertise for merch tbh 👀👀
@timothybrown5999
@timothybrown5999 4 ай бұрын
This infomercial just wouldn’t go away. It was on late night and seemingly took up whole hour blocks.
@houseofproctor
@houseofproctor 3 ай бұрын
And time life
@TheAmazingfulOne
@TheAmazingfulOne 4 ай бұрын
Hazel walked so "good steering wheel that don't wiff out the window while you driving" could run
@eyeview3765
@eyeview3765 11 ай бұрын
This is cleary the morning after a swinger party, minus the bacon and the one tense couple with a parner that broke their pre-party "no kissing" rule 😂
@stilgen16
@stilgen16 11 ай бұрын
The "hair of the dog that bit you" means a remedy for something that contains a small amount of what caused the ailment. It's an idiom most often used to reference drinking a little bit to cure a hangover
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 11 ай бұрын
Only alcoholics need one, why isn't somebody helping him? Also, isn't hair of the dog a commonly known thing?
@aud7593
@aud7593 11 ай бұрын
we just call it repairing where I'm from lol
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 11 ай бұрын
@@aud7593 Ireland?
@cleo5090
@cleo5090 11 ай бұрын
canadian and have never heard of this saying
@lexp6099
@lexp6099 11 ай бұрын
@@smalltime0 Yeah I dont' think it's the idiom as much as the weird delivery.
@Imbatmn57
@Imbatmn57 Ай бұрын
Pretty sure the draw of blueberry muffins,is having the chunks of blueberry,not mixing the entire fruit into the batter.
@taipolar333
@taipolar333 4 ай бұрын
I want Matteo to narrate literally everything in my life
@VoodooAsparagus
@VoodooAsparagus 11 ай бұрын
Next episode Gabi attempts to make all of these dishes using a MagicBullet.
@jeremyross9698
@jeremyross9698 10 ай бұрын
She just goes "fuck it" and throws all the food in her kitchen in it.
@thatoneinternetguy9258
@thatoneinternetguy9258 10 ай бұрын
@@jeremyross9698and it all gets blended in 10 seconds or less! :D
@codyxvasco592
@codyxvasco592 9 ай бұрын
Would watch "Making 7 different flavors of concrete"
@samplasion9344
@samplasion9344 11 ай бұрын
27:45 I'm convinced she's actually the voice of reason since even she couldn't comprehend how the hell those two pasta dishes suddenly appeared out of thin air.
@frostyturkey3591
@frostyturkey3591 5 ай бұрын
She’s like 😀❓❓
@angelawintering6201
@angelawintering6201 7 ай бұрын
Also I’d like to say, about the machine itself: I have a magic bullet from college. You cannot stack the cup things, at least not where they won’t topple over, so you have to store them all separately and it takes up an ENTIRE shelf! Plus! If you don’t have a dishwasher, good luck! These cups are the WORST to clean by hand because of the ridge things. AND ALSO half the time they’re putting things into the cups in this infomercial, they’re overfilling them!! This is SO much effort for a product that didn’t even get sold on a mass level because theirs works better than any of the ones in stores😂😂😂😂😂😂 EDIT: I bet you five dollars that after ALL of the things they used the ONE blend motor for, that motor is for sure burned up and going to be slower from here on out 😂
@scrbusaucuparia
@scrbusaucuparia 6 ай бұрын
you’re so right … that whole kitchen must be filled with that weird smell of overheating magic bullet motor. also the coffee beans and ice cubes definitely blunted the hell outta the blades 😭
@angelawintering6201
@angelawintering6201 6 ай бұрын
@@scrbusaucuparia exactly!! Especially putting the ice in last so it hits the blade first??
@activepuck2225
@activepuck2225 4 ай бұрын
The ingredients used to make that chicken salad deserved a better fate.
@1upbros.244
@1upbros.244 11 ай бұрын
Maybe i'm just high but I laughed so hard when Gabi insisted upon calling an omelette an egg smoothie
@hahwellthisisawkward
@hahwellthisisawkward 9 ай бұрын
Im one of the people that actually bought one of these, I specifically asked for it and nothing else for like my 8th birthday. In defense of the magic bullet, I used it all the time! It had a bunch of different cups and sizes and it did blend really well, but it really was no different than any other blender at the time lol I stayed home sick a lot and this was literally my favorite thing to watch 😂 it really lived up to the hype in my 8 year old eyes, but the worst part was cleaning the cups!
@SparkleP8nter
@SparkleP8nter 5 ай бұрын
👏👏👏 I loved mine
@bboops23
@bboops23 5 ай бұрын
I wanted one so bad. I asked for it for Christmas every year from 12 to like 15. I never got my magic bullet and now that I have a ninja bullet I don't use it nearly that often
@j_gum
@j_gum 3 ай бұрын
I bought one of these too and also loved it! (Well my parents bought me one too)
@yourpalfred
@yourpalfred 3 ай бұрын
This is adorable
@karimylo4002
@karimylo4002 2 ай бұрын
You just rinsed it out and then put water and a bit of dish soap in the cup, pop the blade on and blend. Takes care of most of the cleaning. I usually only needed to hit it with a sponge real quick after that and rinse. But I was 10 so maybe age gave me wisdom. Altho I still have a magic bullet always. And it's always the brand too. Lmao 🤣 I am loyal. But it is all because of those commercials. The whole series of them. Altho by time baby bullet came out I had a life. Was too old. But they got a customer for life from those crazy ass infomercials.
@ovalbeach
@ovalbeach 4 ай бұрын
Also…I used to visualize the reason for Berman looking so rough and Hazel coming down in a good mood, is that Berman snuck out of Hazel’s bedroom late last night.
@Tekacreates
@Tekacreates 2 ай бұрын
13:26 felt like the infomercial from the Cat in the Hat Anything? Anything.
@jamesjudkins9769
@jamesjudkins9769 11 ай бұрын
It's not just an infomercial, it's a piece of history.
@ryankelly1826
@ryankelly1826 11 ай бұрын
I still remember being high as hell watching this ridiculous infomercial at like 3 am at my friends house and thinking it was hilariously insane
@dylansickinger545
@dylansickinger545 11 ай бұрын
I’m not even high and I’m thinking the same thing
@hotmilo
@hotmilo 11 ай бұрын
Same
@devinbadey
@devinbadey 3 ай бұрын
I just your channel Gabi and I’ve been binge watching them. Now you have Matteo Lane on your channel! Love this. You create such great content.
@toast99bubbles
@toast99bubbles 6 ай бұрын
Peppermint in chocolate is a common thing in the UK and is a good taste combination. After Eights are just really great and mint hot chocolate is so good.
@leafyveins4985
@leafyveins4985 12 күн бұрын
It's extremely common here too,Mateo acts like an alien sometimes lol
@isabellablu1240
@isabellablu1240 11 ай бұрын
I love Matteo Lane!!! I did not expect this crossover!!! As someone with a sister 10 years older than me (she's a millenial and I'm gen z), this perfectly captured the intergenerational bantering dynamic. Also great to see 2 people in different spheres of comedy collab. Artists support other artists!
@lilguava70
@lilguava70 11 ай бұрын
How has Matteo never heard of mint chocolate. I want a follow-up video where he loses his shit over the concept of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or any other incredibly common popular combo.
@dvizr
@dvizr 5 ай бұрын
Someone order this man a grasshopper.
@mollz28
@mollz28 7 ай бұрын
this is one of the best product reviews/deep dives I’ve ever seen! Well done Gabi and Matteo!! you have easily become one of my new favorite KZfaqrs. And Mateo is the spitting image of one of my former coworkers, and I absolutely adore it.
@allisonmcdonough1
@allisonmcdonough1 2 ай бұрын
2:42 CLEARLY this is a swinger's party
@RogueAstro85
@RogueAstro85 11 ай бұрын
Matteo's horror at combining chocolate and peppermint confused me. Chocolate and mint are a holy combination. The Andes mints are the only reason to go to olive garden
@davidfc7136
@davidfc7136 7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, isn't it a common pairing?
@carleeelizabeth
@carleeelizabeth 7 ай бұрын
@@davidfc7136 in his defense who the fuck makes it by tossing in hard peppermint candy and blending it? (also too much mint makes me nauseous so i get it)
@mairykenupp4420
@mairykenupp4420 8 ай бұрын
This has major Michael and Jan dinner vibes. They trapped these people into breakfast to try and make them invest in her husband's alien smoothie machine business. "And for only 10.000 dollars you can get in this amazing business opportunity with us!".
@kiingalysha
@kiingalysha 4 ай бұрын
This is exactly what I was thinking! Like this is how they rope all their hungover friends into a “business opportunity”! 🤣🤣
@donkeyphone2457
@donkeyphone2457 5 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS! This was one of my favorite infomercials at the time. I've seen this a zillion times. Now a zillion+1!
@lyntoamariyo
@lyntoamariyo 3 ай бұрын
Okay, the mixture they are trying to make at 19:40 is meant to be a variation of a Coronation Chicken, which is chicken mixed with mayo, often a yoghurt, raisins, apples and chicken with curry powder. We often eat it in the UK as a sandwich filler, was made to apparently celebrate the coronation of Elizabeth II.
@fruitsalad8768
@fruitsalad8768 11 ай бұрын
This felt like a very short 37 minutes, I was laughing the whole time and trying to figure out the hidden lore of the magic bullet infomercial mystery family
@EatinPaste
@EatinPaste 11 ай бұрын
As an also _"British person,"_ I'm embarrassed that he put in *_one_* jalapeno 16:22
@Dracon7601
@Dracon7601 11 ай бұрын
Like the accent is either Irish or Scottish seems to change depending on the moment
@volundrfrey896
@volundrfrey896 11 ай бұрын
One small piece of jalapeno
@brun4775
@brun4775 11 ай бұрын
Definitely from northern England. Somewhere between Manchester and Blackpool.
@danielleho1451
@danielleho1451 11 ай бұрын
also one tiny shake of curry powder lol
@jameskilgour387
@jameskilgour387 11 ай бұрын
​@@Dracon7601he's very clearly from the Northwest. That only sounds Scottish if you've never been north of Birmingham
@DraknalTV
@DraknalTV 3 ай бұрын
I've been binging your videos. Love this collab!!!!
@ashleylitt7472
@ashleylitt7472 7 ай бұрын
Please consider doing a part 2 ! You both are hilarious
@melvinthebravefish9788
@melvinthebravefish9788 11 ай бұрын
This infomercial gave me life. We didn't have cable, so I would watch the infomercial channel when I was sick
@michaelleoanrd194
@michaelleoanrd194 11 ай бұрын
We HAD cable and I'd watch the infomercial channel when I was sick.
@rebeccacruikshank1048
@rebeccacruikshank1048 11 ай бұрын
I’ve found my people
@melvinthebravefish9788
@melvinthebravefish9788 11 ай бұрын
@@rebeccacruikshank1048 Welcome home
@shelbyb9056
@shelbyb9056 11 ай бұрын
I was so autistically in love with this infomercial as a kid that I would SEARCH for it late at night to watch until I fell asleep.
@timothyhayes9724
@timothyhayes9724 10 ай бұрын
My head canon, they're all swingers at a weekend getaway
@jdking5366
@jdking5366 5 ай бұрын
Why is that so strongly the vibe here lmao it’s what I always thought too
@gargwinvinesnake6961
@gargwinvinesnake6961 4 ай бұрын
Swingers waking up after a wild night.
@wlb2j
@wlb2j 2 ай бұрын
The best part is imaging Hazel's role in the orgy!
@Militant_Vegan
@Militant_Vegan 5 ай бұрын
12:51 this is actually really funny because my dad bought a magic bullet back then and guess where it is today? Living in the back of some cupboard 💀
@dominus22
@dominus22 5 ай бұрын
I havent enjoyed a video so much as what i have this one. I remember when this infomercial was actually playing on tv all the time. You guys made it sonfun.
@cassandratemple45
@cassandratemple45 11 ай бұрын
For me this infomercial feels like summer nights in my family's basement trying to beat the heat and trying to find something to watch at 2am, so thank you for that. Also I can't get over how they pretend it can shred cheese, and chop garlic in the same batch. So either the cheese is getting chopped or the garlic is getting shredded. That's just how physics works.
@kellydemarinara
@kellydemarinara 11 ай бұрын
I would wake up early every Sunday morning just to watch the entire magic bullet infomercial 😭 I had all the dialogue memorized lmao
@XaxtonRevolution2
@XaxtonRevolution2 2 ай бұрын
At 2:15, he says, “What about a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you?” which literally means, “Would you like to treat your hangover by drinking more of the same stuff that caused it?”
@rodsella
@rodsella 4 ай бұрын
I remember watching this one but your comments are so funny, the energy between you two is really nice ❤😊
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 11 ай бұрын
Magic Bullet's weird sitcom infomercial is still gold 😂
@hellothereangelface
@hellothereangelface 11 ай бұрын
“In ONE….TWO………THREE S E C O N D SSSSS” that’s like 10 seconds
@merren2306
@merren2306 4 ай бұрын
20:30 the chicken salad actually looks good tho
@ladyquackers9092
@ladyquackers9092 5 ай бұрын
That Snape impression is so good 😂
@waterPsychiatrist
@waterPsychiatrist 11 ай бұрын
THE COLLAB WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED AND DONT DESERVE!!!!!! (love matteo)
@Chocomint_Queen
@Chocomint_Queen 11 ай бұрын
Matteo's sheer outrage at the idea of peppermint mint and chocolate is absurd. They're a natural duo!
@jeremyross9698
@jeremyross9698 11 ай бұрын
Mint and chocolate is a better combo than chocolate and peanut butter.
@seanla38
@seanla38 11 ай бұрын
​@@jeremyross9698woah woah woah let's not get carried away nothing makes a better combo then peanut butter and chocolate 😂
@jeremyross9698
@jeremyross9698 10 ай бұрын
@@seanla38 I disagree, but I respect your opinion. I'm lukewarm on peanut butter. Even though it has the word 'butt' in it.
@PizzaHutCEO
@PizzaHutCEO 10 ай бұрын
Yeah I love Matteo but he’s simply wrong on that one 😂
@aves3901
@aves3901 10 ай бұрын
Okay I might get hate but that chicken salad recipe wasn’t too bad either…the ingredients were right (just need to add some more), just not when it’s blended to a juice!!!
@davidfc7136
@davidfc7136 7 ай бұрын
Such a fun video! You and Matteo should definitely do more content together, ya'll are hilarious!
@kvol1668
@kvol1668 3 ай бұрын
I've used a Magic Bullet for smoothies and tomato-free sauces, since someone got it as an unwanted xmas gift and gave it to me. I've had it for years and would watch the infomercial to figure out what to do with it. 😂
@chilibeer3912
@chilibeer3912 11 ай бұрын
I have literally seen this thing dozens of times and it left a magic bullet sized hole in my psyche for years. As a kid watching infomercials late at night I was completely unaware how much stuff was just being glued to my brain until it gets referenced like this. I had no intention of ever buying this crap yet I would watch a freaking tv sitcom length ad every time it came on.
@kelsiemcveety999
@kelsiemcveety999 8 ай бұрын
28:35 chocolate mousse in a martini glass was peak 2000s
@killerfox321
@killerfox321 3 ай бұрын
It truly gives me so much comfort to find out i wasn't the only insane child that was absolutely obsessed with this infomercial. Thank you for this 🙏
@odinsudons
@odinsudons 7 ай бұрын
I have loved Matteo for a little bit and only recently discovered Gabi. Then I stumble on this gem... You two have great commentary together!
@lee2791
@lee2791 7 ай бұрын
right? crazy coincidence! matteo seems to know everyone!
@LeveldUp11
@LeveldUp11 11 ай бұрын
17:21 Rodrigo said 1000 words in two head nods
@Frenchbeatles95
@Frenchbeatles95 11 ай бұрын
I am 28 and remember seeing this infomercial a million zellion times when I was a kid. To the point that whenever my mom or I saw it on TV, we would call each other to the room to watch this. It was usually at night, so I would be up and my mom is watching TV in her room and she would call out to me and we would just watch it. We made fun of it and just enjoyed it. This unlocked such a core memory lol
@aleeshadubois1556
@aleeshadubois1556 Ай бұрын
We had this ad in Australia too and as an Australian I want to tell you that man doesn’t have an Australian accent, it’s British 😅
@XYZ_Vu
@XYZ_Vu 3 ай бұрын
I left your first infomercial video so much, but watching this, makes me feel like I’ve gone to cheesy heaven!
@coltman18322k2
@coltman18322k2 11 ай бұрын
Me and my sister still say hallapeeno because of this infomercial! There was also a sequel where they reveal the older woman and the balding guy slept together 🤯
@meerca67
@meerca67 11 ай бұрын
I remember this informercial so clearly, it was the only one at the time that was shot like it was "real people" interacting w each other? Instead of somebody trying to directly sell to you. It was definitely more watchable for a 10yr old on a sunday afternoon when nothing else was going on
@silvermeasuringspoons6462
@silvermeasuringspoons6462 10 ай бұрын
OMG your comment just bring back memories. 😂 I used to watch shopping channel for hours cause there's nothing else to watch. I'm not in English speaking country and these kind of infomercials got dubbed in the most absurd ways, it's ALWAYS hilarious.
@wlb2j
@wlb2j 2 ай бұрын
11:30 Anne Heche (RIP) Meg Ryan, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, friggin' Kate Gosling AND MORE celebrities rocked that atrocious hairstyle!
@MT-or3kz
@MT-or3kz 3 ай бұрын
DINNER"S ALWAYS A PRODUCTION and Liiimmme Juuiice are constantly in my head to be pulled out at any moment
@moonfairy2325
@moonfairy2325 10 ай бұрын
They really hype the food up, then it's just sludge everytime 😭 Also please collab with Matteo again, you're both favs of mine!
@CatyBee
@CatyBee 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, I don't want my muffins or omelette blended - I want them mixed... It's so weird.
@1kld5mnb
@1kld5mnb 11 ай бұрын
31:48 can we talk about how she put the quesadilla in the microwave but its crispy and has grill marks on it lol
@user-po8vd3dy1q
@user-po8vd3dy1q 5 ай бұрын
“Stinky smelly garlic”… With a cigarette in her mouth! 😂😂😂
@stephensmith3054
@stephensmith3054 7 ай бұрын
Love your commentary, hilarious.
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