Coney I sometimes wonder “why aren’t you at this supermajor” but then I remember you are 34 years old and a dad

The sentence “Steve is Lovecraftian” is fucking hilarious outside the context of smash bros

I had a work event the Saturday of GOML at the same hotel, and man, it was really funny seeing all these guys hanging out and my work being a bunch of weight loss pros in the same area. Amazing seeing them all hang out in the hotel bar together 😂

Sonix’s Sonic is like Superman. He only camps(kills) when he needs to, otherwise he’s punching.

Coney saying "He's not yours" about Bernie is so funny

Coneys way of describing how Sonic and other characters playstyles and talking about other regions dominant characters had me constantly weak 💀

I sincerely hope I’m as funny and entertaining as Coney is in 12 years when I’m his age

The intro to top 8, them playing the wrong intro lol. 17:48 I love that the stream cut out IMMEDIATELY when Coney went to go start up his N64, his stream died for a few minutes. He honestly could have gotten to Cold Cold Mountain if he didn't screw his internet up lol 24:55 EE with the topical on the spot jokes.

I gotta watch the actual things more but having these condensed versions of the best moments with coney reacting is so good, I always liked competitive smash but this is an actual gateway drug man!

Sonix is the businessman of Ultimate. You may hate him, but he will get the job done

16:12 “lets go back to America” *Plunges down the border*

The water splash guy thing is so funny

I'm not entirely sure but i mention it a lot: i live in the same state as light. i see him at locals randomly and go "yeah no thanks." after that its lingling i think lmao

Diddy has a very strong mu chart against top tiers

New coney content is absolutely SAILING onto KZfaq

"Kazuya is Gus Fring" Coney 2023

Sonic is probably my new favorite ultimate pro player because he’s the only player where him winning AND losing are both hype

"your local is probably gimmicky" yea my college had a 5 man PR with 3 dedede's 😭

Coney's thought process the whole event was a Bulborb running on a treadmill waiting to play Pikmin 4

8:49 I feel like you could say the same thing about falco gameplay too

6:07 light is nuts what the fuck was THAT

Calling ROB A.M. from I Have no Mouth is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

Now that I think about it, Coney is the founder of the subway surfer family guy meme with 64 and top 8 smash

My state’s best player is MuteAce 💀

1:42 Please someone explain this bit. Is this something only twitch viewers get? Props for the spinball reference.

3:00 that's my boy. Idk why but gluto is my favourite player, I love that guy

When did he start doing the man getting launched in slow motion bit, I forgot

I thought this tournament was amazing (even with all the sonic). Truly one of the best tournaments of this year, especially because the number 2 seed lost to BIGDUCKHUNTFAN7000

I’ve played Falco-Cloud so much in bracket (nothing crazy, just locals), and yeah, it sucks for Falco.

THE TRUMPET

Coney i can't get away from Idaho 😢

Coney sounds like he needs to give Timmy his ball back 😂

that sm64 run has got to be your worst one yet

7:50 yea, because he plays rob lmao

You should react like this to street fighter 6 tournaments. I love watching you comment on fighting games.

THIS IS CONEY

No one believed me when i said sonic was top 5 in ult's release. Dropped ult for multiversus and then multiversus for sf6. My mental state has never been better. But i still told yall so.

As an Idahoan, we have a best player?

There are 4 top yoshis in my state and the best is a megaman. The best at my college is dk and kirby

20:49 KZfaqr dad joke

Thank God for Coney. He makes watching Sonix bearable.

18:01 Mario 64 starts here You guys can thank me later

Did Steve actually get banned? Where are the Steves?

The Gilbert Gottfriend energy is rising and I'm all for it.

Never had a Reece's a day in my life

I will never understand why Coney downplays Terry so much. That character is STUPID

Hey coney, how come you dont comentate anymore

Yeah

Whats the most based character in ultimate

Hmm who's Pluto. I wonder if it's the some one I knew..

The #1 player in my state is a MegaMan main

idk if it's just me or his mic has been peaking for the last like 10 videos

Duck Hunt top 5

There is nothing lawful about Kazuya

Betting all your channel points on a top player vs a lower skill player is basically just collecting interest

And by nature you mean Sakurai didn’t know shit about sonic and saw him spin dash once and made it his whole moveset.

Coney saying Reeses is the most popular chocolate on the planet. No Coney, we don't touch that shit nor Hersheys in Europe, we have real chocolate over here.

Luma, cancel coney real quick 🔄✊️

I hate seeing the hedgehog win

The I have no mouth and I must scream reference was random

Damn coney you talking MAD shit

the grand finale being a sonic vs aegis match makes me sad

I didn't like goml grand finals. The sonic wasnt fun to watch and both are top tiers

getting three stocked in a grand finals, bruh needs to uninstall from life after that one 😬

Sonic GF is very unhype, too bad there's no hype character like Steve there...

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SONIX THE BEST 🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴😎

Coney bringing up summit 3 diddy down air for the 100th time is pretty cringe

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19:48 someone said America mid fr, as though Europe is any better. Even if America is mid, London is just literally BAD

kaz is gus fring cone have you seen the mod of gus over kazuya? that is a real thing