The No. 1 Reason Kiwis & Aussies Fight

The No. 1 Reason Kiwis & Aussies Fight - Javier Jarquin

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4 жыл бұрын

Comedian Javier Jarquin talks about the differences and 'rivalry' between Australians and New Zealanders.
What else do they fight about? let me know in the comments

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@saffronodonnell9750 Жыл бұрын

I'm a kiwi living in Europe and I was feeling a little homesick so I just typed in 'New Zealand comedy' expecting Flight of the Conchords or something to pop up and this was the first thing, I'm very glad. Absolute crack up 😂😂

@ThisJavier Жыл бұрын

Sorry you're homesick! Hope you got a taste of Kiwi 😁👍🏽

@sebastientumahai9560 Жыл бұрын

With the rivalry of Australia and New Zealand and we’ve never had a war 👏👏

@ThisJavier Жыл бұрын

I've got another video on the New Zealand Airforce. We are not ready for war with anyone!

@lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Australian and I sent this to my Croatian friend so that we may better understand each other.

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Look as us heal the world.

@JakeRaven1970 2 жыл бұрын

September 2021. I type in Kiwi comedy, and this is the first video that pops up. Dunno how you wangled that one, but I'm glad you did. Good on you, mate.

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Really?? Wow. Totally undeserved but I'll take it! 😅

@devanvalcin3896 2 жыл бұрын

From New York City keep coming with comedy I’m a new fan that was funny af 😆 🤣🤣

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! So happy I got someone watching in NYC!

@giasone1123 14 сағат бұрын

When are you doing a NZ comedy Tour!!!!! 😂😂😂 this is gold

@adriansammons9011 3 жыл бұрын

The Pavlova Wars of 1920’s named after the Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova, who visited both countries in the 1920s.

@ThisJavier 3 жыл бұрын

And what an impact she had!

@jameswalker68 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier That woman has a lot to answer for. It’s pavlovacide! 😂

@damiantulagi8265 2 жыл бұрын

She visited Australia first so we clam it end of story

@Link_gols 2 жыл бұрын

@@damiantulagi8265 it wouldn't be the end of the story and there is more info that she came before u so explain that.

@tremainemulitalo9371 2 жыл бұрын

@@damiantulagi8265 lmfao yeah but kiwis made the dessert n named it after her..

@ElizabethBrightEyes 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget sport - apparently we must argue over the sportsball (mainly rugby and cricket) until or unless one of us faces any other team, then we're CUUUZZZZZ and suddenly it's straight back to the united ANZ 😂😂

@ThisJavier 3 жыл бұрын

This is the way.

@UrLocalAussieBall 2 ай бұрын

Pavlova is OURSSSSS

@adammarsh956 5 ай бұрын

I'm an Aussie and you're hilarious mate

@alex.cameron 2 жыл бұрын

Loving your stuff mate. Funny as.

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Cheers! Lots more clips on my channel 😁👍🏽

@lennytheleopard 2 жыл бұрын

Just watched your vid. Excellent!

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Chur bro!

@Ari-ne2yb 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl AU-NZ rivalry sounds a lot more intense than the India Pakistan one

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

It obviously dwarfs that conflict. This is PAVLOVA we're talking about there.

@christiantasidaily 3 жыл бұрын

So good! Surely come to wellys

@ThisJavier 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate! I'd love to but live in London and currently quite the mish to get back to NZ!

@sleepwalker3520 Жыл бұрын

Ours is a sibling rivalry, we fight each other until someone else picks on the or other, then it's gloves off. Only we can fight each other. Giants can step on us. The giant will limp away in shame, then it's straight back to finding the most insignificant waste of time and ripping each other apart for it.... normally it's because the Aussies try steal our things... very rarely it's because they can't bowl, very rarely because of sand paper, very rarely because our best driver gets taken out, very rarely because our captain is targeted in rugby.... I'm thinking most instigations are from the Aussies

@ThisJavier Жыл бұрын

We unite quite often 🤜🤛

@luvbite1 Жыл бұрын

A funny New Zealand comedian?? I had no idea there was such a thing until this guy. That was pretty good. A rarity for sure!

@ThisJavier Жыл бұрын

I'm a goddamn unicorn. Apart from all those other unicorns.

@aaronbarlow4376 6 ай бұрын

I guess you've never heard of Flight of the Concordes.

@aaronbarlow4376 6 ай бұрын

What about that time Jacinda Ardern said she was doing what's best for the country? Comedy gold.

@dawnatkinson7704 5 ай бұрын

Rhys Darby, Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement etc ?

@krisnelmes 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@MrMajintiger 3 жыл бұрын

Card ninja and Jokes... subbed respect good sir!

@ThisJavier 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! much appreciated :)

@CraftyShawn 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO this is too funny 😂

@andrewbarrett42 7 ай бұрын

I,m English and I have had a few fights with Australians.

@RickSuaz 2 жыл бұрын

My ex Girlfriend's mother used to make this amazing pavlovas I seriously could have married that woman. I could have been know as a Pavlo.😎

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Attaboy 😁👌

@godzilla964 2 жыл бұрын

The only well-known Kiwi actor is Sam Niel, and he hardly speaks in his accent.

@brodiemillers5211 2 жыл бұрын

Does he mostly speak in a Aussie accent?

@albertkelly7129 7 ай бұрын

Yep Russell Crowe isnt known at all lol

@devanvalcin3896 2 жыл бұрын

That was funny

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

Sweet. Just what I was going for.

@VestigialHead 7 ай бұрын

Some real Pavlovian Angst here.

@momiji7789 11 ай бұрын

We just lost the trademark fight for MANUKA HONEY, a product with a Māori name, to Australia. That's probably what happened with Pavlovas. 😂 We can't protect sht, mate.

@ellenh5468 3 ай бұрын

Manuka grows in Australia too

@UrLocalAussieBall 2 ай бұрын

Of course we take things from you, it’s just sibling love

@tomwotton9 7 ай бұрын

I thought the biggest argument was wether it’s “Aussie kids are whetbix kids” or “Kiwi kids are whetbix kids.”!

@genericinternetmale14 8 ай бұрын

The Australians committed the greatest war crime in 1981. Greg Chapell must be sent to The Hague to face justice.

@Sergiovsousa 2 жыл бұрын

Funny because Russell Crowe and Karl Urban are kiwis...

@dcmastermindfirst9418 Жыл бұрын

No. They're Australian. We adopt the cool ones.

@robertgrant1837 7 ай бұрын

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 Russell Crowe isn't and never was

@666greyghost666 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget pharlap and Russell Crowe 🤣

@damiantulagi8265 2 жыл бұрын

Aussies made the lemiton kiwis can't take that away. Lol

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

No. Your typos are yours to keep, Australia ;)

@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier You can talk about typos when you kiwis can talk properly. It's fifty cents not fufty cints. Bro. 😅😉

@ThisJavier 2 жыл бұрын

@@dcmastermindfirst9418 and yet, another typo there.

@dcmastermindfirst9418 2 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier Not a typo ;)

@imbetterthanyouis 4 ай бұрын

awww sht bro ive ben sht bro

@jamessmyth5949 Жыл бұрын

Joke: Why didn't the kiwis end up getting to the moon Answer: Because they ran out of scaffolding.

@ThisJavier Жыл бұрын

True. But at least we're not still trying to fish the Moon out of a lake like the Aussies.