A priest, a psychic nun, and a local man walk into a bar....

Pre-maturely commenting by saying that the whole spiel in the beginning about giving movies the benefit of the doubt is one reason why I love this channel. You definitely put in the extra effort to try and connect with the film's ethos, regardless of the cynicism that may surround them.

bad nun: hey can i get smn to drink im parched good nun: *spits jesus blood at her*

In my screening of The Nun, someone brought a baby. And yet nobody in the screening was scared at any moment. Literally nun of the audience members were scared. There was laughter though. Nobody was taking this movie seriously.

I love our trash raccoon sister Nyx digging through all the wonderful garbo and arranging it into beautiful rancid still lifes for us to enjoy. Keep up the good work! So happy to see more content ♥

New band name: Frenchie and the Priest Guy

Also the blood of christ part killed me because how the fuck would they have gotten the blood. 1. They just went to jesus and were like "yo give us some blood in case demons come to earth" and hes like "shidd alright". 2. They went in and milked him for blood when he was in his tomb but they couldnt move the stone away so how. Or 3. They got the blood after he finished dying but his body went back up to heaven with him. Or lastly 4. Its actually wine since "wine is the blood of christ". Its too crazy

Hey May, great to see you're doing well with your transition. One of my mums friends recently finnished her transition at the age of 70, and seeing my mothers acceptance of her it has lead to an avelanche of dysphoria for me. I've always had these thoughts but only recently have i been able to truly belive that i can do something about it. I hope you can get the body you need for yourself and i wish you all the best.

Nyx where are you finding all of these people in the garbage.

Hitler bomber a church in Romania 10 times and unleashed an ancient demon. There’s your back story to the Nun

25:10 Aren't we *all* just presences inhabiting some old bones?

I love your perspective on bad movies. A lot of this kind of stuff usually is nitpicked and dragged and forgotten, but you kind of inspire me to find joy in nonsense?

When I first saw the trailer for this movie I said to my mum, "Hey, how many stars does this movie deserve? NUN!" And then I had a little cry.

Hi nyx um i love all of your videos i watch as many as i can a day atleast but your videos have helped me get through some rough times because these videos make me happy thank you

These titles re-energize me as I exist as a sack of flour

I really like the Nun Inch Nails logo in the trailer. Now I can't wait to see this ridiculous Trash Baby.

Spitting the blood of Christ into a demon's face and killing it is exactly the ending to "Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight".

“It’s Very Many Zombie Nuns, Happening: Today.” You’re the best.

is it just me or are her looks getting better and better every video

I'm actually really disappointed that it wasn't good. The Nun was my favorite ghost from the Conjuring 2. Had great design, and James Wan probably could've done awesome things with it.

I love that you actually go into movies for the good stuff and not just as an Angry Mad Nerd Who Gets Mad And Is Right For Being Cynical And Mad.

I'm glad you found enjoyment in this movie, I was worried you would have "nun" of it.

I can appreciate you wanting to look at this move without the framework of how cynically manipulative it is, but for me at least, it's honestly impossible. The ad campaign is completely abhorrent, initially by having really short, unskippable ads that trick you into thinking there's something wrong with the video, and then forcing in a loud as hell jumpscare. These would show up before or during possibly any video, even including videos intended for relaxation, or for children. And of course, after the backlash, they issued even more disgusting ads that say "haha the original ads were too scary" even though they weren't scary, they were just needlessly startling. And of course, there were all of the bootlickers who would whinge about "ohhhh sensitive little snowflakes can't handle a scary ad." I'm really, really sorry. I hate this movie, I hate what it stands for, and I hate how it tried to force itself into the spotlight. I personally don't think any money should be given to this.

Why, why must there be so many jump scares? It must stop, but I know it won't :(

My favorite part was when Frenchy pulls the cross out of the ground and hes like "k this is mine now"

I would love religious horror, but tbh it just looked like another cliche fest. I am living for your review though. Its a shame the conjuring had to be tied in. Edit: Drinking the blood of Christ is a normal weekend for Catholics. Its not **that** out there.

I knew not to expect a masterpiece by any means, but they missed out on an amazing opportunity. the story is set in Romania, in a castle that was turned into a convent. they could have put Dracula in the story! hes a public commons character now! they could've had him summoning the demon to get the neat vampire powers! and then the shenanigans could have ensued! it would've made it just a bit less sucky in my opinion. they had a prime opportunity and didn't take it.

I really appreciate that you made the skeleton's jaw move for the entire Q&A

Wait wait wait so the new Conjuring movie is a stealth remake of Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight is what you're saying?

just wanna say after watching a couple of these older vids in a row: it is so wonderful to see how confident you are becoming in yourself as your transition continues! I am so grateful for content creators like you who are so open with that aspect of your life, it really makes a positive impact! can't wait to see your next video! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Nun Inch Nails

I've been marathoning your videos and you single-handedly ignited the halloween spirit for me this year. Thank you so much! Keep up the great work!

Glad to see you’re doing well! I haven’t had internet for a while and decided to catch up on the latest info on bad horror movies.

Just wanted to say i love your videos, I listen to them on the drive home from work then listen/watch the same video again when i get home

So happy to see you still here doing YT Nyx!

1) May you are looking so much more comfortable with yourself in your videos, I love it. 2) I really wanted to watch this movie, watched other reviews and thought "Nah, I'll wait." But when you got excited about that quick shift, kind of makes me want to see it. 3) I'm tired of movies relying on jump scares, so I may wait. So indecisive.

Yay! I was hoping you would do a video on this one!!

I love your reviews, you seem to have so much fun!! Seriously this is one of my new favorite channels. We've seen the first two conjuring movies but haven't gotten around to the annabelle ones.

The thing I really wonder is why the Nun got so much marketing, I've been seeing this movie everywhere : Twitter, KZfaq ads, CryptTV even. I really dunno why it was all around the Internet tbh. Good vid anyways Nyx ! PS : You're looking great

Hey Nyx! Love your stuff! You talk about movies in a really accessible way. I only regret that it took me this long to subscribe!

Been watching your content for a while and it’s amazing and I love it forever

Of all my favorite videos of yours, this is the last one still available. I’m sad to see them go, I won’t lie. I watched them often; they always made me laugh :(

May I’m so glad you watched this so I could enjoy it through your analysis of it. This made me smile so huge, you’re so great.

listening to you talk about amazing, silly things like the way at 11:52 you describe the scene at at with the snake is my favorite thing in the world, thank you

I love you! Please never stop making these videos!

Glad to see you're back! Recent subscriber here, and I have to say I love the positive attitude you bring to these reviews. You have a unique voice and I hope you keep listening to it and giving us awesome videos. Love ya, May!(Mae?)

Okay but why are your videos perfect for binge watching??? Your opinions are always hella unique and you never fail to keep me entertained! Im so glad I stumbled upon this goldmine of a channel

Ah I love that you're so open when going into a movie, so glad I'm not the only one. Hope your transition continues to go well too ❤

Part where my dad and I loled: *looks at Jesus blood* Frenchie: holy shit Priest: the holiest

I love your new filming space. I haven't said that yet, but is really cute.

Love you May! Keep doing you and making great videos like always. :)

Take a shot every time Nyx describes a bad movie as "dreamlike."

You look so much happier and comfortable with yourself. It’s so wonderful to see ❤️

I wanna watch this movie now XD also holy fuck the life coming off of you right now is incredible. I'm going through an anxious period and I needed to see this kind of total positivity. Thank you, May! I love your content!

Did she really try and insinuate that “Nude Nuns with Big Guns” isn’t a thinking persons movie? Lmao wowww ok then /s

Hey Nyx. I have to admit that I was a bit hesitant after “The Truth” but I am so ecstatic that your content has stayed the same, exactly like you said it would. I’m super on board with this, staying right here and eagerly awaiting your next video!

...They literally ripped of that entire ending from Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

I love how you always reccomend you see a movie, like, you acknowledge it's bad but theres something special about it that people should see and I admire that. It's that optimism that's kept me coming back for like, 3 years now!! I adore your content ^v^

Nyx, you're beautiful and an amazing content creator... I'm so happy you are showing your true self and I'm happy to be one of the people that got to see you so accepting of yourself. It may sound silly, but I'm very happy to be a part of all of this. Wish you all the best, always!!! ❤️❤️❤️

nyx i religiously watch your videos and they never fail to put me in a great mood. thank you for being you, bless 😭💛

Isn't the use of Jesus Blood in the mouth how Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight ended?

Just stumbled upon your channel, I can't believe how friendly and likeable you are to me! New subscriber right here, hello from Australia (:

It's okay guys there will be a sequel that's far superior to this one

great video! newly subbed. I love your excitement! I loved The Nun, it was so much fun! I was in a packed cinema and everyone had a great time. I was raised Catholic and my favorite horror is The Exorcist, I love the holy horror!

More Remington, finally! Missed the bugger, thanks for turning a crap day into an amazing one.

I love how excited you get about films

okay first off lookin good nyx and a great video!! and second a question for remington(?) who's your favorite classic movie monster

The nun dies and it closes the portal to hell? Oh no, it was a load-bearing nun!

I got to see it last night! You were right, it was bizarre but entertaining. I had fun even though every decision they made was unbelievably perplexing.

I love your reviews so much. The absolute best.

Yay! THIS! I WAS HOPING FOR THIS!

You're whole rant about the priest's burials made me laugh so much, it's the middle of the night I cant be doing that

This is great! Horror movies are my fav, can you please do Halloween next?

i love ur enthusiasm about alucarda like first the stream and then This i gotta watch that movie d am n

Nun was a ride to watch, I absolutely loved the Holy hand grenade and the fact that the nuns theme song is pretty much Akira's theme was absolutely hilarious. And the whole french Canadian fighting demons with a shotgun made it all so much more fun

holy shit, this movie sounds like everything i never knew i needed. definitely cant wait to Totally Legally watch this with some buddies and have a great night. SUPER glad you made this vid, because otherwise i probably would have just passed right over it.

Skeleton is baaaack 😍

I recently watched Mandy. I can't wait to see your take on that film ^_^

Not sure if anyone said it yet, but that surprise spitting the blood in the face was done like 25 years ago in Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (which is a pretty cool film if you haven't seen it before)

your quotes should be on the blue ray art. "An Absurd Nightmare". "Why This?" lol

May, could you possibly please make a video or post about your lighting? It's spectacular.

I was hoping you'd talk about this one! There are so many reviews just saying "it's typical don't see it" but I was really hoping for some deeper exploration, because I for one have a personal essay in my head about how I feel about this movie. I had mixed feelings about the Nun but they sort of all rest under general disappointment. I know a lot of horror fans kind of dismiss the Conjuring movies as being not scary, and I guess whatever, maybe I'm just an uncultured normie but to be mainstream horror movies I think they're really great. Most of my disappointment with this movie actually stems from the fact that the nun/ Valak (Valek? Idk not looking it up) from the Conjuring 2 is actually the scariest horror villain I personally have ever experienced. I saw the movie when it came out two years ago and it didn't really impress me THAT much at first, but a few months later I started having nightmares about the nun. The imagery sort of gradually invaded my dreams and I got to the point where I couldn't even look at still images of her because I found her so frightening. And I can't help but think that that had so much to do with how functional Conjuring 2 is as a movie. The makeup for the nun in that movie is different; the contrast between the black and the white on Valak's face is stark, and it looks like it's caked on her face. She stands there and she looks uncomfortable and strange, like so out of place it hurts. And emphasis on the fact of her just standing there. In the Conjuring 2 she as a character has a very passive role; the famous hallway scene is an example. She stands there and lures people to her, and even when she attacks she does so from behind a painting--everything is indirect. Even during the climax of that movie, she just stands in the corner, clearly in control of what's going on but just not very physical or hands-on. This works so well for the very reason you mentioned about human emotion. The nun at her best is an allegory for dread or fear. It is powerful and frightening, but that power is subtle and has to act through a lot of different channels. Incidentally, that's why the two most effective sequences in THIS movie (imo) where at the beginning when Valak walks down the hall after the normal nun hangs herself, and when Valak (slowly) chases the psychic nun down the hall. The former sequence got me all pumped for the film before kind of letting me down, and the latter worked to establish Valak's presence in the eyes of our protagonist. The action is slow, creeping, and deliberate, and plays beautifully to the nun's character as it was established in the previous movie. For these same reasons the climax of this movie felt lacking, because the nun has such an active role in the shenanigans that that mystery about her is completely deflated. But anyway thanks again for actually talking about this movie! I'm glad there are people who are willing to be thoughtful about stuff like this :)

One day I just know you'll do an entire video in jumpscares just to see how silly it can go :P

I got so excited when I saw the notification for this video. I seriously love your reviews and your optimistic view even on bad movies especially if you talk about a movie that I also watched. I went to see it with my friend. It was really bad. We laughed our ass off and the guy who was sitting on my left side also made jokes with his own friends. This would be good if this movie would be a horror parody. But it's not. You supposed to take this seriously. Valak's design is garbage. Everytime we see the demon's face upclose it looks like something from a bad 70' s horror. Half of the movie is just the tree main characters walking after stuff that they shouldn't follow, while you grunt in your seat at the stupidity, and a bunch of jumpscares that you can see coming from miles away. There are a couple things that I liked however. The actors are great the athmosphere is really cold and creepy there are several twists at the end and there are a couple of chilly moments but if you watch a lot of horror movies this has nothing new to give you. But I think the only movie that was weaker than this from the Conjouring related movies was Annabell so this is the second worst. Of course it's only my opinion nothing to take too seriously. If someone want to watch this that's okay but don't wait for it to be a horror classic.

I love every single part of this video

I love how you give these piles of hot garbage an actual chance. One of my favorite internet people ever! Keep it up!

English isn't my first language but "and the movie commits to this decision" [12:15] is simply fantastic, absolutely hilarious. Thank you!

When I left this movie I knew very clearly that my depression had taken me to the point of almost full dullness of my senses. I was really hoping it would be a journey into the subconscious on some level but it turned out to be a bland Evil Dead style movie that had nothing to say for some reason (is sad.)

Who would win: 1 evil nun with snakey hell powers with undead nun army or 1 good nun with a mouth full of jesus' blood?

If you're ever in Las Vegas, you HAVE to go to Zak Bagans haunted museum. It's seriously an experience, I've never been to a place like that before and I've been to a few haunted places. I highly recommend it.

How are you doing, May? Great to see you happy ❤

My most surprising thing about the movie was how un-scary it was.

Sounds like a badass demonic UFC match also Nyx you look fuckin adorable!

I am so glad to see somebody talking about Alucarda xD

Great video also I need your lights gaaaaaah

I’m really interested in movies you recommend! I’ve watched most of the Films You Can’t Unsee series!

I was dying to hear what you had to say about this movie. I knew it would be bad so no way would I see it, so hearing it from you is the best way to enjoy it.

Nyx have you seen Hereditary yet ? i’d love to hear you opinion and analysis of it. i personally loved it and all its psyche horror elements

Nyx, what do you think of the Chucky movies? It'd be interesting to see you do a dissection of them. 🙂

Hello Nyx Fears, Great video you look wonderful.. keep up the awesome work