She goat on my story till I NFT

NFTs Nails From Tiddies

Kurtis I'm an opera singer and I'm happy to tell you there are literally so many operas about getting high

Me packing my carry-on bag: fishy fishy fish making it stinky

the funniest thing about the 'pixel collection' is that its not even pixel art. They just compressed pngs of the 3d models and called it a day it probably took them less than 5 minutes

would u like... another nft sir.....

kurtis had the chance to say "fishy fishy fish, making it stinky" when talking about the rotting fish in the plane smh

errm actually its the first 3d animated movie, czech republic has a lot of 2d animated movies but especially claymation much older than that. there's a lot of claymation movies☝️🤓

as a person from the czech republic... why is goat story returning, i'm traumatized 💀

46:13 Kurtis is NOT beating the "Joker impression every episode" allegations with this one

Imagine if the new segment was called ''Com-PLANE-ing''

Of all the things I expected from triple A studios, a goat story NFT was not one of them 💀

someone should make a compilation of the time it takes for kurtis to find the sound effect

kurtis i haven’t eaten all day and you said the sentence “as maggots fell on passengers from the overhead compartments” right as i bit into my first bite of my breakfast burrito

Airplane segment name ideas: “Winging It” “Fowl Play” “Cloud Nein” just something really stupid like that

Kurtis should add a big LED display with the number of podcast episodes

Kurtis would u ever consider doing an updated tattoo tour?? I love hearing people yap abt their ink and seeing why they chose certain things

I accidentally paused the video while listening to this in the background and didn't noticd for like 3 minutes because i thought was Curtis was just doing a weird pause or doing a skit 😭😭 love you Curtis

For the hijinx segment: recently a flight from vancounver to toronto had to be diverted to winnipeg because an 18 year old tried to open the plane door. Dont know if thats crazy enough for you but the flight crew and some of the passengers had to help with his arrest, he got charged with endangering an aircraft

back when my mom was deep in bodybuilder prep she was trying to bring her fish-based meals on a family vacation. iirc everything was sealed but airport security stopped us and investigated her bags for a long ass time. I remember being annoyed at having to wait and my mom complained about it, but honestly if it meant preventing a maggot from falling on my head during a plane ride I will happily let them take as long as they need.

I guess they misheard putting your carrion in the overhead compartment

Kurtis you should talk about how a woman once flushed her emotional support hamster into the airplane toilet thousands of feet in the air

my best friend is from the Czech republic, said he had to watch goat story for history class in like grade 3 and he despises that movie like it's a national shame. every now and then i will remind him of it just to see him suffer

- You’re the GOAT - and you’re the cow that keeps on giving

Yeah, that "celebrities doing demonic ritual or looking demonic" is ridiculous. Most of the time, they only see whatever confirms their bias. For example, Ice Spice at the Superbowl. We all see her wearing a cross but the people, who already looks at celebrities as woke, they see an upside down cross. We are going back to Salam Witch Trials paranoia. You can't even mention the devil or hell in a song as a metaphor. These people will legitimately take the lyrics as literal and call it "satan worshipping." That reminds of those tik tokers who were "christianizing" lyrics of Top 40 pop songs when the song itself is just using the word "devil" again as a metaphor. There was also that beautifully ironic tik tok of a Christian influencer singing (I think) that "Take Me to Church" song... Completely obviously to the meaning of the song... Some religious people only care about the optics of saying that you're Christian.. they completely ignore any context or meaning just as long as you're saying "God" or "Jesus" in your songs.. you already got their support... Thank you for listening to my ramblings (SoapBox Edition.)

i meeeeaaaan one thing is teasing and other is bullying. some people still are traumatized to this day bc their highschool bully. bc its in the past doesnt mean is not relevant

i was waiting for a “fishy fishy fish makin’ it stinky!!!!” joke about the plane thing

It’s funny you mention it, the reason I keep coming back to Kurtistown is also for the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent ✨

guys help my grandma has a literal magnet of the goat on her fridge 💀 that's a next level nft

2:08 I swear I’m tuned in with Kurtis’ brain because we both said “on that good kush and alcohol” at the same time😊

Goat story is just the gift that keeps on giving

you should put beat boxing puppy on your sound board

goat story is first czech republic COMPUTER ANIMATED film. as in a cgi film. not just the first czech animated movie.

I think it’s v cool that you continue to edit your own videos.

This is actually the fifth time if this Fantastic Four movie sucks; there’s one from 1994 that never even made it to theaters. A lot of people believe every Fantastic Four movie was just an obligatory contract production to retain the rights to the characters. Since 1994, they have tried to relaunch Fantastic Four 3 times, including the next one, and they were all 10 years apart essentially.

We need a KurtisTown Broski nation alliance

kurtis you literally had the perfect opportunity to transition between the topics by making a "fishy fishy fish making it stinky" joke 😭😭

Well with the Bo Burnham thing… he was also racist and homophobic at the beginning of his comedy career, so like definitely bullying is crazy 😭

yk it’s a good day when kurtis postss

new logo looks like the cover of a book of weird facts you'd get at a book fair in school, its perfect for this podcast

Kurtis as an opera singer I have amazing news for you

Kurtis made these NFTs for sure

For the Mr. Fantastic Thing I think people are just worried he won't be able to play the scientific/nerdy side of Reed Richards cause Pedro is just too cool and too much of a badass but like 1) he is a really talented actor and 2) John Krasinski doesn't fit that vibe either 3) Marvel might just be going a different way with this and they are smarter than nerds on the internet

kurtis why dont u just get a white board and write down the ep number so u never forget

"Would you like... another NFT?"

i don’t think people are upset that Pedro Pascal is Mr fantastic i think they’re just upset that it’s not John Krasinski because he’s kinda perfect for the role and already played him once in the doctor strange movie. but yea i think it’s silly to get upset about it because Pedro is great.

i would ferociously purchase a Very Really Good skate deck with that new design

petition for the new segment name to be “sky highjinks” like the dcom

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent

Mile-high jinks

i need a dad hat with the new VRG eyes 👀 PLEASE KURTY IT WOULD BE SO SWAGGY

Just watched Birdemic: shock and terror last night and I am astounded that kurtis hasn't made a video about it yet

19:55 missed opportunity to name it fight or flight

not surprised goat story has nfts now they would always try to pull me into their mlms in high school 🙄

Czech republic’s lateness to nft is like how in parks in rec the ppl in town were barely getting to nirvana while it being the 2010s

i was literally just rewatching your goat story vids so this is great timing

I mean, you actually can pack fish in carry on bags (which is kinda crazy). I learned this while in Seattle because the fish market is super popular there, and they have signs posted that inform customers on how to bring the fish home on their flights and they pack the fish a certain way for air travel I believe! Still, obviously the one with maggots was super old and not stored properly 🤮

I couldn't help but imagine the hot dog skit from Tim Robinson with the fish story, just imagining a guy in a full fish costume trying to deny it is his bag.

was flying back from visiting family for thanksgiving and got held up in TSA for like 15min because a woman brought ALL of her leftovers in gallon ziploc bags. literally an entire thanksgiving dinner.

The Goat sory was actually not the first animated movie that came out of the Czech republic. We have a long tradition of animated movies. Our film studios like "Bratři v triku" created popular movies and series, for example some of the Tom and Jerry movies (it is American idea, however some of it was created in our studio).

goat story changed my life i remember i had a crush on a girl named katy and showing her goat story but i forgot that girl’s name in the movie is also katy but long story short the goat story rizz worked out but we did not 🙏

I commented about how I would miss the yellow, so I take it you put the yellow back just for me. Thank you Kurtis! I love it!

8:51 me when people were mad abt the Percy Jackson cast

god THANK YOU for talking about the brain rot happening rn. it’s getting insufferable

i like the new branding! and that means a lot coming from me so soon after the update - i’m autistic and change is usually REAL fucking hard for me process, even if it seems inconsequential

ugh LOVE that new intro!!!!!! so cute and relatable

Beatboxing puppy

i honestly find it really authentic that kurtis edits his own videos lol

Ik it’s not the first episode with it but the new intro is so dope I need a shirt w just that logo in every color of the rainbow

I know family that’s brought food back from their trip specifically meat but you need to make sure you prep it and have permission so it’s all good don’t remember the soeicifics but you can bring meat back but you need permissions and to make sure the meats not actively rotting is a good start

i genuinely love this podcast and kurtis.

I did not think i would hear Kurtis in 2024 sing Chrissy wake up

hi mayor

literally my favorite part of the week

I like the pinks on the old design, but honestly, the new room is fire, good job man

Loving the new intro kurtz

I watched goat story after watching your video on it and i kinda like it lol it was funny

Hey Kurt I got a random suggestion for ya about the pod that would maybe go along with the rebrand! As a hater of big lights (overhead lighting) I feel like some cool retro lamps could make the pod feel cozier and would fit with your room aesthetic :) just a random thought, but I feel like you could find some really sick lamps that fit the vibe!

Kurtis is going to Appleton, Appleton Wisconsin. Someone please send him the candle lady so he can react to it for the next podcast.

even though it hurts my maximalist heart a little the new logo is really cute

I love you Kurtis you are amazing, keep doing whatever this is called

bangs looking awesome

kurtis i was hitting bong as u started pretending to hit bong and it was like kinda um epic?

Just saw the title. I'm not surprised.

Kurtis should be in the dictionary next to Dunning-Kruger

new intro is sick

You gotta bring the podcast song back man it was so good

FINALLY GOAT STORY MAKES A COMEBACK THATS MY COMFORT VIDEO

“you sitting need help” LMFAOO

Hooked on this pod after that simple plan impersonation

more like "carrion" amirite?

The $ sound effect is so pure

I hope Shun ( Im sorry if i mispelled that) is doing well! We miss you but glad to hear whenever Kurtis brings you up!

the only change I don't like is the TV isnt playing VHS. the rest is Great i lvoe the art and music for the intro.

Can't wait until episode 420

You can see less of a person in real life than a celebrity, and still get a bad feeling from them. I don't think its ridiculous to make quick character judgements from stuff like that. Peolple do take it too far though, but thats a whole other convo about parasocial relationships lol

can we admit that goat story 1 >>>>>> goat story 2? (I'm not over the tier list video)

The Hyjinx part was so funny to me because my name is Jinx so it just sounded like you're saying hi to me 💀💀

I haven’t thought of Fantastic Four in years all I can recall is the the thing picking up that ring. Wasn’t that a meme?

Sometimes I get a really bad gut feeling about something, and it turns out to be a disaster, and I’m like, welp, shoulda known. but I’ve never felt a *demonic presence* and still gone to an event. That’s just stupid.