predator: "I've been trying to give the humans a weapon, but unfortunately I kept killing everyone I handed it to..."

Remember when we were all laughing and calling out the leaked script for being fake because there's no way they could ever greenlight a Predator movie so stupid? That was a more innocent time. Can we go back there?

Here's my biggest problem with the film; why would the yautja feel they need to "upgrade" themselves? They live and die for the thrill of the hunt. They *Purposefully* hunt larger, meaner, deadlier prey then themselves to bring honor to themselves and their clan. Them using other species DNA is basically cheating, it doesn't make any sense what so ever. As a young unblooded, a yautja has to usually kill a Xenomorph or another highly dangerous species of prey to gain the honor to be called a warrior. Them upgrading is basically saying "we're too much of pushovers so we have to rely on DNA to get the job done." It's like if a 5 time world champion boxer beat the crap out of an frail old man, and then started bragging about it. That's shameful and dishonorable.

Why can't they just hire a DarkHorse comic writer to write the script for these movies!?

The ending got so stupid, that it made me hit the next step of human evolution.

When they said Predator Killer I thought a xenomorph was going to pop out of that pod

After the normal predator died i stopped caring. His fight lasted like 20 secs.

Predators was way better imo

The sequel will be called Iron Predator.

Sounds like Transformers... Never go full Transformers

I don't know why Hollywood doesn't do research group sessions with fans, and ask them about what they would do or like to see in Predator or other movies etc. before making them. They f**k up so many movies.

My Predator will still be that movie where Arnold's handshake caused all men in '87 to explode with testosterone and gain nuclear libidos.

The austistic spine fluid sign me up

authistic predators...

I believe the movie was written for Arnold to be in the pod at the end, but he declined the cameo because it was so short. This movie was a total mess, but I was atleast entertained by its stupidity

This all hybridization idea could have been played way better and the movie would have been better. Just switch the roles - the Upgrade is a Bad Blood from a clan that's just obsessed with the hunt and wanting to become the perfect hunters, no matter what. They are hybridizing themselves to be better and that is seen by the rest of the clans as heresy. They hunt them down across the galaxy and we start the movie with the normal Predator being send to kill the Upgrade. He's an old, skilled hunter that thinks he can take out the Bad Blood. The Upgrade ship is damaged in a space combat, he warps and hides on Earth to repair his ship. He kills some local military force and that grabs attention of the government task force that know about Predator visits. They send the team and meanwhile the other (normal) Predator arrives on Earth to hunt down the Upgrade. There's a big fight, most humans are killed by the Upgrade, some by the regular Predator (they are in the way to his prey), Predators fight, it's inconclusive but the regular hunter knows he won't be able to take the Upgrade alone so he teams up with the last remaining human, gives him some Predator tech to give him some chance and they both fight the hybridized beast. At the end, they managed to kill it but at a price - the honorable hunter sacrifices his life to finally take down the abomination. THE END. Easy.

Why do we even need humans. Why not have us follow a predator going thru the ranks on different planets? Same with transformers. I don't want to watch human love stories in those movies. Set it on cybertron

You can put Predator in the city. Predator 2 w/Danny Glover was bad ass.

Why is no one talking about the funniest part of the movie ?? When little predator used that cut off arm and made it into a thumbs up 😂😂

How do you mess up a predator film.....WHEN YOU WERE IN THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!!

I love how just about everything AngryJoe loves or once loved gets destroyed. Superman, Alien, Predator, Madden, Battlefield, Xbox. etc. I just love those rants

Hahaha I am with other Joe, I was actually expecting Arnold to come out of the pod! Like he was frozen or something and he has the key of how to save the planet!

The best joke: Alien Whoppi Goldberg

This movie is so bad it made AVP1 look like a masterpiece ...

When the POD opened I was expecting a Xenomorph Egg but instead we got a Iron Man suit stylized as a Predator 😞

Anyone else really wanted it to be Alien at the end when they said “A Predator Killer”? Would of been an awesome plot twist. By the way the super predator idea is stupid, how is making yourself 13 foot tall great for every situation and the suit at the end was garbage.

thank you shane black for ruining the predator franchise

WTF was with Chekhov’a pit bull? Before the Predator dogs showed up? WTF WAS THE POINT

My main complaint with the movie was the death of the Fugitive Predator, I wouldn’t have minded if the battle was longer or was nearing the end of the movie. But I just expected a lot more from that pred, I wanted more of that ‘civil war’ kind of plot line.

Anyone else thinks its hilarious that whenever Joe says "x was good" and Alex looks up to the sky, as if asking the heavens themselves why he was put on this Earth to suffer, before coming back down and stare confused at Joe.

Big Predators: The Humans are killing the planet with Climate Change. We should let them die so we can move in. Small Predator: Nah im going to give them technology to save themselves! Big Predator: No you cant give the Anti-Climate Machine we forbid you, Traitor! Small Predator: What? I was just going to give them a gun! Big Predator: .... Dude they have like a million of those, they even already have some of ours... Small Predator already gone. Big Predator: Fine, might as well go hunt him down anyways and bring more weapons.

"...when the Predator sees Olivia Munn in the shower..." *Heading to the nearest movie theater...*

The original Predator will always be the best.

Why did the Predator dog turn on the Predator and join the humans when the humans were the one who shot him in the head 😂

You want a genuinely great Predator movie sequel idea?? How about make the story from the Predator POV instead, like predator is literally the main character. We don't need boring humans. Literally the games & comics has so many kind of stories that featured Predator races as main characters. Just take a look & play AVP 2010, Predator's story campaign is the best one both gameplay/combat system & overall story. tbh, it's all come down to the very people that just incompetent & lacking knowledge about the franchise.

why would the little predator not use the mega weapon to kill the super predator

it's just to reminds us that disney has bought over fox that's why they introduced the iron predator armor... >.

Why am I not surprised they ruined it? I mean, every other reboot Hollywood has recently made has been shit.

Basic rule: Predators don't share technology.

So the predator was gonna harvest a child? The predator was going to break the biggest rule of their culture and your telling me someone in the first movie was involved with this...dafuq.

*The Joes listed from left to right.* Pug Joe, Angry Joe, and Joe Joe

I had to run back home and watch the original predator with Arnold after this garbage.

Other Joe... I was expecting Arnold also!!!!! Get to the choppers!

Predator 1 wasn't good because of the predator. It was cool because it was a good adversary for a bunch of roided out mercenaries, all who were played by actors who turned them into memorable roles. It is a tightly paced action movie full of memorable quotes and moments. "I ain't got time to bleed." Billy turning and facing it with only a knife. Arnie's "come on, do it, do it now" begging the alien to kill him. I don't think the film was even called predator because that was the name of the alien hunting them. That was just the name of the movie. Predator was retroactively assigned to it. Some times expanding on things is a bad idea because the mystique is the appeal. And because explaining means exposing how dumb the whole concept really is.

just do a Predator movie set in 1857, or like a short movie where predator is in medieval times. badassery vs technology, man vs beast. thats all i want. or if they want to something new, do predator on the space station or something

SO MUCH stuff that made absolutely zero sense in this movie: Why were they fighting the government who were trying to kill the alien? What did the government want to shoot the science lady for, for seeing too much? But they BROUGHT her to the lab, and she hadn't left it . Who even was she? If that alien wanted to give us a suit to protect us, why did it kill all those people? What was the main guy in trouble for, Why didn't he just tell the feds about the alien? Instead of a single suit, why not just gift humanity basic blueprints on how to manufacture basic plasma weaponry or develop space technology? So aliens want to wait until climate change increases to invade as the climate is more comfy.....but then humanity will just nuke the planet into utter oblivion so no climate at ALL? What ever happened to the original plan of exposing the alien conspiracy to the open world? Oh yeah and the kid who understands all alien tech and the language after putting the aliens helmet on for 10 seconds... Why did that aliens helmet play a recording of said aliens traumatic surgery? Does that play everytime it puts it on in order to harm him or...?

"Finding out my wife was having an affair would be a far more exiting experience than this utter trash" - From IMDB.

Other Joe... I thought it was gonna be Arnold/Dutch as well. 🤣🤣🤣 They said it was a "Predator Killer", so... but then again Arnold probably knows this movie is now a shit show and wants nothing to do with it lol

In the original script, Dutch was supposed to be in the pod

This movie was so atrocious. An absolute travesty and insult to the franchise. I think this may be the last predator film we get for a loooong time. It’s so depressing to me. I’m so fuckin pissed.

"What's in the pod?" "It could be Arnold" hahaha I'm dead

this film was so bad i ended up crying in the foyer,the manager had to come out and comfort me as i was making a scene

“We wouldn’t have a movie” Perfect.

Gary Busey, Danny Glover & Arnold couldn't save this mess unless it was a sci fi version of the Hangover with a female Predator.

I absolutely love angryJoe and all the work he does. Seems like they would be awesome to hang out and game with. My only issue is that Alex always looks completely bored or like he doesn't want to be there. Cheer up man. You're doing something awesome.

So the version we got was all messed up because of the re-shoots. Not saying the original would be amazing, but the original explained 95% of everything. Would have been cool to see the 2 Predators that have came to help (reason they are here is they are pissed about another clan splicing DNA and making hybrids, some of which are on the ship, hence the Predator not wanting the big guy to get his hands on it) The bit Arnold turned down was "Dutch was due to show on a chopper and airlift survivors away, few lines, set up for next film" I really hope they bring a directors cut out, see a whole new 3rd act, James Olmos part and the Area 52 stuff, again not saying it would save the film, but sounds like what was filmed was better than what we got.

Crazy idea that will never be made into a movie. An all Predator movie. Set the story around a single Predator being put to the test to become blooded on some bizarre alien planet. Have it hunt a specific prey for most of the movie and then at the end an even bigger creature shows up as the true test.

Actualy the plasma cannon targets heat. Even shoot 180 degrees. Even in Predator 1 it did that. It alerts the predator in case someone tries to sneak up on him.

I felt like the whole time this movie was setting up Oliva Munn as Machico Noguchi in a sequel...

Lmao was thinking there was an alien in the pod too...I was in the theater saying don't open it there's a xenomorph in there🤣 I was let down when it was the Predator killer 🤦🏾

Joe let your friends speak man, jesus.

That scene with The Predator when he's in the back of the truck and rips the dude arm off and the driver asked is everything okay back there and predator pics the arm up waves it to the driver out the door thumbs up.OMFG this movie was super trash a true National Lampoon predator movie 🤦

i was expecting brody from predators to come out of that pod at the end, that would both make sense and be awesome

Next movie will be ; The Female Predators ;

My question is, if the humans had the technology to translate their language, why didnt they attempt to use it with the Predator they caught? Maybe there was some miscommunication on why he attacked everyone when waking up? BTW he came to get the remaining part of his gear. He was fighting everyone until the sniper guy gave him the gear he was looking for, that piece that came off his arm armor piece.

Arnold in the pod, wtf ahhahaha

That's pretty funny how they pointed out the movie jumped track from chasing a rogue to introducing new DNA strains to theirs.

4:55 I was totally expecting Arnold for sure HAHAHA

So Tony's new suit is the Iron...Predator🤔 I wonder wat it does🤔🤔🤔

i thought like joe on the right did and like joe, i thought it's either alien, hence the black goop, or I thought it was arnold for whatever reason

Other Joe, I was expecting the thing at the end to be Arnold too. Especially when the kid said "Predator Killer".

At the very end I was on the edge of my seat as I imagined Terminator technology being in the pod. THAT would have been AWESOME!

Dude the Predator comes to earth to save us. BUT in the process he kills 50 people. Why don't he just said something ?!?!? Or try to communicate with us ? Just share the tech with us, not just 1 weapon (pretty coold tho). I knew it when I heard 2/3 of the movie gets a reshoot because it was "too funny", I knew it its gonna be bad.

This movie was complete garbage and went against the simple Predator formula. Predator 1 and 2 got the formula right its not rocket science. Team of ultra macho heros are in a war with other humans (serious action movie) ... drop a Predator in halfway through that hunts down the heros one by one until one is left (serious sci-fi thriller). How hard would it be to take the formula ,set it in Africa in some kind of conflict, and get the Rock or Sly to play the main character? The tone of this movie was the opposite of what made 1 and 2 great. Predator is not meant to be a silly science fiction comedy like this was. You can go on all day about how bad this movie was, but its worst offense is messing with the lure. They hunt for sport and the danger of the hunt, period. They're trophy hunters looking for glory and honor. How would it make sense for them to want to upgrade their DNA to make their interactions with prey more unfair and less challenging. Where's the honor in that? It was made pretty clear what their motives were after the first film. If it isn't broke don't fix it. When you're lucky enough that a studio will still agree to make another Predator movie after all the failed sequels it really disappoints me as a fan to see the opportunity go to waste.

Opening in the Predator ship's shield that leads to the engine. Sounds like a thermal vent on the Death Star.

The ending was changed by the way, originally, it was meant for Arnold to arrive at the end and say "let's kill some predators", but Arnold turn the role down because he doesn't do small cameos. Also Joe, originally there where meant to be two allied predators (desertors of a clan) but they where cut out in the reshoot.

As a Predator fan, this movie traumatised me. Let's collectively just forget about it.

Joe, you should check out Terrifier on Netflix! It's a total gem of a horror film. In my opinion, it was theater worthy.

Apparently the Predator Killer at the end would open and it would have been Dutch, sent to us from their game planet to teach us how to kill Predators. But he declined the cameo, so they came up with the Predator Killer Kenner armor instead.

I just watched this last night. Dear Other Joe, the shield was weakened for Nebraska to jump into when Olivia Munn hit the ship with a grenade when it was taking off.

Time for a new Aliens vs Predator game not movie GAME!!!

For the moment when the POD opened, I thought its a Alien... It would have been an awesome twist to end the movie..

In the sequel, they reveal they reverse engineered predator flight and small arms tech. They follow a map from the kid, maybe a time skip who knows. Either way, they follow coordinates to a planet and cross paths with a group of Predator ships, harvesting Xenomorph eggs. Etc etc

after watching the movie and referring back to the on set photos, I think if they added the domesticated predators that was working with the troops (loonies), would have made it better. maybe 4 good predators vs the big hybrid and them being taken down one by one until only the best yautja was left standing. the loonies could be the backdrop.

So its not a „Predator“ movie. Unrealistic movies are fine, but when they are against there own logic, i am not interested. A lady-teacher became the crazy killer-soldier, meh.

Whats the point of having the other 2 guys there in movie reviews when AJ always overrules them xD

The best part of when the guy blasts his own head off with the shoulder cannon is that one of the other guys tells him to be careful and not hurt himself with it.

Don’t forget about the convenience of the pod with the gift ejecting itself prior to the ship self destructing. 🤦🏻‍♂️ surrrrrre

Black out impression! I want it!

This movie is so lucky that AvPR exists. But seriously, I really hope that they make this movie non canon immediately because this was a total and complete garbage fire. Doing that to the predator lore was absolutely terrible.

I also was expecting Arnold in the pod. My friend on the other hand expected The Pianist :P

Plus the suit was actually made for special predators that were going to be sent to xenomorph prime to wipe out all the hives or to hunt down super predators or predaliens

Thank you! I'm so glad I didn't waste time seeing this

I’m just glad Joe got nice and loaded for this mess of a movie. This version of Joe is the happiest kid that we all used to be.

Olivia Mun hunting a predator when her profession was something else was random. The pred-iron man suit was random. The predator killing people when it was there to help people was random.

the bigpredator use mask tech in the hold end of the film with no mask on... man.. sucky hell. what a joke. all the old cool franchises is made silly and dum, with no cool stuff to replace it..

I thought it was good but yes kid stuff as a bit meh plus the end hmm I was hoping they bought the black goo from Prometheus or an Alien Queen. They should have sent him to the Predator Planet. Like Joe said small Predator should have helped.

My Favorite part was the Tactical RV that had an arsenal of weapons, explosives and scientific gear.. "That''s a fact jack!"

If you take out the sequel bait they awkwardly added in at the end, then the story makes alot more sense. So take out all the trying to help humans, somehow exploded spacecraft still ejected a weapon, etc.

Tha last scene just ruined this movie. WTF was that???