where's my "chaos champions explained"

A custodes video on my birthday! Praise the emperor and big space shark daddy for sponsoring this video. And u 2 major kill, u made my day, Legend 👍

Your next piece of merchandise should be BJJ gi

Slithering Dreamer is Freedy Krueger! 😂 Imagine a WH40k versión of Sr. Krueger..will be funny!

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Majorkill would be the kind of guy that would fuck the brain out of Slaanesh and say that fucking it was mid

He already lives in the upside down warp so yea he's half way there already

Titsnitch sitting there like "okay...I didn't even know that "

While saying "tits" a bunch of times.

@@valorie1559 I was gonna say "to lecture tit snitch about 40k lore" but like ehhhhhh

Dark cells are made to keep some of scariest and most exotic things under a key. I believe that Trazyn would actually be bit worried that keepers would play uno reverse card and he would get himself in one of those cells.

@drarsen33 tbh that would add another level of suspense to the plot which would make it that much better

Lol true maybe the final part of the story is Trazynn realising he has fallen into a trap and needs to escape fast, having to ditch some of his priceless relics he brought along to do so

Act 1: Trazyn hears about something interesting in the vaults and starts collecting a group of interesting characters to form a team. Eldrad: "Tarzyn, your entire race is the reason we are in this mess. Why should I join your crew?" Tarzyn: "To troll the humans." Eldrad: *sighs* "... I've got nothing better to do, I'm in!" Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka: "Skellieboi, ya git, oim in!" Creed: "Tarzyn!? I would tell your rotten necrodermIs carcass to leave me alone this Instant ... *chews on stoagie* ... if the knowledge you would be completely lost without me did not stroke my ego! You son of a dying race, I'm in!" The Silent king: "..." Act 2: Tarzyn plans the heist, gets into some trouble but manages to get everything ready. Act 3: Tarzyn and hus team get into thr vaults by disguusing themselves as the adeptes jantories. However, the are ambushed by the wardens and caputred into an elaborate trap. Warden: "We knew you were comming!" Tarzyn: "I knew you knew we were comming!" Warden: "We knew you knew we knew you were comming!" Tarzyn: I knew you knew I knew you knew we were comming!" *Two hours of back and forth later* Warden: "... and we knew that you knew that the emperor's earlobe was the key to unlocking this vault ... ALL ALONG!" Tarzyn: *Slow claps* "Indeed, you are right! But I've still won!" Wardens: *collective gasp* Tarzyn: You see, while I was distracting you with this back and forth, Ghazghkull used the power of his Waaaagh field to distort the space time around us so that creed could use the ash of his stoagies to create moulds of every single part of this trap and create a blueprint!" Wardens: *Audible gasp* Tarzyn: "And while the silent king was silently judging you, Eldrad was creating a webway portal. Which we will now use to skedaddle, ta-ta!" Warden: *As Tarzyn and his crew step through the portal* "You were after the trap all along!?" Tarzyn: "No, that was just s red herring, the true objective was ... the friends we made along the way! But we've got to jet, tell Roboute I said hi!" *steps through portal* *Roundabout by Yes starts playing* Wardens: *Audible sigh of relief* Warden trainee Dubbo: "Strewth, that's a bit of luck, for a moment I thought tall poppy over there was after the 11th primarch we've got locked up over 'ere!" Tarzyn: *Pops head back through portal* "The 11th what now?" Wardens: *General state of panic* TO BE CONTINUED

Sadly, that is probably true. I would like to see a story where there is some eldritch horror the Shadowkeepers need to capture.

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NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!!

TTS ain't canon, I'm sorry to say

@@muzanjackson8827 "is canon"

I also heard the dark angels had a meeting with the fab general as well

@@muzanjackson8827 its obviously a joke

@@catosicarius7946 It didn't go well, The Fabricator General is being partially reconstructed, and The Dark Angels have lost all Mechanicus privileges, you should also, get your feet off of Calgars desk before he gives you The Imperial Fisting.

I think the shield captain alone would be enough to take on any army

Well its impossible to balance that

It's also not true.

At least in regard to one Shield Captain being an army.

@@andrewblock5339 A custodian is a one man army in the lore. That is a fact.

Get in line Lockwarden -Captain General Kittonius

"HU-MON-GOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!" - Fabulous Dreadnought Santodes

@@anthonylamonica8301 “No.” Rogal Dorn

@@anthonylamonica8301 never apply that inflection with the word daddies again Magus again

Ok I'll join in: 'What was she THINKING??!!'😎

"When hope is gone, undo this lock..."

"You got me a present"

@@guyver441 and sent me fourth..on a moon lit walk

Release restraint Level: Zero

@@Midnight-Starfish ⚰️🧛‍♂️

It would just be the Wordbearers getting clapped by Papa Roboute but with an Aus accent.

@@spookymaddy2599 nothing wrong with that. Fuck the Word Nerds.

@@Mathewsbrooks amen. Corvus Corax approved.

@@spookymaddy2599 which is the perfect video

On paper the Word Bearers are my favorite. Master sorcerers of all 4 chaos gods. Lorgar being a paraplegic and secretly meditating in an ivory tower of doom for 10,000 years is low key my favorite idea in the universe. They don’t get much love. Also that painting of Lorgar’s head in space crying cosmic tears is really thought provoking as the same reason for his crying is what sent him to lead his brothers into chaos.

That lone Shadowkeeper: LEEEROOOYYYY JENKIINNNSSSSS The Astral Claws: *panicked screaming*

Sees warp rift closing breathes sigh of relief Shadow Keeper: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?*

@@thedyingmeme6 Astral Claws: wait that's illegal

*knock* *knock* CUSTODES OPEN UP! *proceeds to enter like FBI*

@@xenamorphwinner7931 only with a single custode bursting through the wall and then jumping through the ceiling to the room where the hostage is in yanking the hostage with them as they pass and pulling them through the roof and to safety all in one fell swoop.

shhh...

He knows too much.

Not only that but every fan made female elder and tau character who has a questionable lack of clothing

He probably found an old surviving video of ghostbusters

They die in the dark. So we live in the light.

Fucking totally

I could see that.

The Custard Bois and Mechanicus commonly refer to the Primarchs by their number when not addressing them face to face so the chances are decently high that they do have the 11th Primarch.

“Can i come out now?” “No” “How bout now?” “Just afew more eons”

apparently one of the cells down there had the number 11 over it. and it was also empty.

its where the emperors porn stash/internet history is kept

GW should leave the hidden primarchs for homebrew custom legions and chapters. That's always been what they are for and personally I think it's better that way.

@@MachineCode0 Understandable.

The Lion will come back next edition.

@@MachineCode0 i keep seeing that, but what stops anyone from doing a homebrew legion anyways? and is the homebrew custom primarch community really big enough to just sideline the entire possibility, with possibly super cool and impactful lore implications?

I agree! Dread Host next!

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Yes.

They do it regularly, just not always intentionally.

I would actually love to see theories on that my personal bet is on tzeentch since it seems like some epic scheme he would pull and all the knowledge and technology the imperium uses feeds him anyways while he boost the alpha plus psykers he'd be like one of the only one of the four that could co exist with the imperium in that right If not tzeentch the khorne because he loves how they fight

Malice, the Renegade God of Chaos

I would consider it more likely for minor Chaos gods to do so, though I guess that is already sort of accounted for by the Primarchs (if Majorkill is right) and the other Imperium-aligned warp entities (e.g. the Legion of the Damned, the Living Saints, etc.). The Emperor himself could be considered to be warp god bound to a (decrepit) physical body as well. If you're talking about just the big 4, I could only think Tzeench would choose to do so, and even then it would almost certainly be a trick designed to bite the Imperium in the ass later on. A genuine alliance from one of the Big 4 is probably impossible as far as we know. A lesser Chaos god approaching the Imperium now would probably be for their own plan, probably to turn that big 4 into a big 5 or just overthrow one of the existing gods somehow. Having an odd number of Chaos Gods would be interesting since the Chaos gods are in sort of pairs that might keep balance (brains and brawn being powerful traits for a warrior, then temptation and decay powerful ways to ruin people). Having an odd one out without an "opposite" could mean that new god could tip the balance of the endless wars. I think there was something going on with a new minor god of technology or something? It could be interesting to see an interaction between them and Perturabo, who could be tempted by the gifts of a tech god if those gifts somehow outmatch what he can already make, though I don't know if that's possible.

Khorne if the Big E promised him an eternal war at the edge of real space imperium wouldn’t even have to change that much just less small scale battles and instead have one continuous one Slaanesh if he promised to make a galaxy wide commoragh not sure what else would bribe them and it definitely seems like a worst case scenario Tzeentch probably already considered something similar but he loves the game more than anyone Might get Nurgle on your side if Big E threatened to take a bath after 10,000 years of golden man musk disappearing But I don’t think any would keep to there end of the bargain it’s just in there nature to always want more

Let’s just say there are enough forbidden weapons in the imperium that they could arm all the guardsman regiment and space marine chaper

The SK (Shadow Keepers) fundatin

My headcannon is that he is a blank. A primarch tier blank could make even the emperor wince

What the fuck. In-universe retcon device

And failing. Abaddon's Black Legion ambush, kill them and loot their corpses

@@christiandauz3742 boo

@@zacharyweaver276 Countless assassins have been sent against Abaddon. They all died Several Eversors can kill one or two Custode Terminators

@@christiandauz3742 My guy. The story prompt has nothing to do with Abbadon.

@@zacharyweaver276 The Custodes have fought the Black Legion many times

Well demigods are the primarchs. The custodes are something in between a space marine and a primarch

@@theplayerofus319 a single custodes are priced to worlds. like the custodes are the big E's children and he literally does not give a single fuck on some primarchs still salty how some harlequins were able to killed multiple custodes

@@DionMango I've seen people say that it mightve been a misunderstanding and the harlequins actually killed Lucifer blacks, not custodes. They are both elite protectors of the imperial palace but one is only human

@@theplayerofus319 idk in lore custodes have beaten primarchs

@@DionMango i mean i think a solitaire or troupe master could definitely do it but i don't think that a few base harlequins should be able to do something like that. I'm an staut eldar fan but even that was pretty egregious. Even if its one of the only time eldar ever get respected

Okay I just found out he would have killed a Veteran Horus Son’s captain and would have succeeded if one of the remembrancers didn’t shoot him. Not to mention Horus honored him with the medical transition to become a space marine and this is how he was able to go toe-to-toe with the captain. Truly a gem that I would love to hear Majorkill talk about.

Who's bright

@@michaelrosenstock9187 he could be anyone thanks to the specific nature of Bright's immortality.

I was looking for this comparison lol

Would love to see a 40K battle with just normal Imperial Guard or some mediocre Astartes chapter...but a random model has 4 Aquilain Shield fielded with him! 😅

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