The Slumber Party Massacre - The Cinema Snob

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8 жыл бұрын

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The Cinema Snob reviews the original Slumber Party Massacre!

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@werecorgi 6 жыл бұрын

"A scene like this would give modern horror film makers nightmares, it would make them lose their pg-13 rating" 100% truth

@samboujaiteh3331 8 жыл бұрын

If I was in his position, I don't know if I'd be happy, depressed or terrified that Tyler Perry knows who I am.

@unconsidered1 8 жыл бұрын

I don't think he know's him, I think he was just told to say his name.

@garyhooper3064 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Armond White.

@cassandrapearsall4328 Жыл бұрын

Even if he knew who Cinema Snob was, Tyler Perry knows what kinds of films he's making, and he's not like Uwe Bol who actually beats up his critics

@YaboyGodfrey 8 жыл бұрын

"Token, stop giving Tyler Perry money or he won't go away"

@MoonspiderHugs 8 жыл бұрын

ah, the 80s....when 40 year olds pretended to be teenagers

@alucardyoici 8 жыл бұрын

And didn't go to jail for it

@whoknowswhocares885 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah unlike today when they have 30 year olds playing high schoolers. Distasteful motherfuckers!

@randalgraves6979 2 жыл бұрын

😒 Dammit im in my 40s now. I can’t pull it off.

@Rob1976x 2 жыл бұрын

@@randalgraves6979 why are you not at the video store!!??

@randalgraves6979 2 жыл бұрын

Because its a chicken place and hasn’t existed for 12 years 🤨

@kkme7 8 жыл бұрын

I knew it! Brad and Tyler Perry have an intimate friendship! Why else would Brad go see all of his movies and talk for hours about His work?!

@michaelp2952 8 жыл бұрын

Illuminati confirmed

@andiperlawilinki6675 8 жыл бұрын

Im personaly hearing the beggining saxophone from George Michaels-careless whisper

@waywardlaser 8 жыл бұрын

The Snob is now Madea Approved

@sarah98917 3 жыл бұрын

At least he enjoys the reviews.

@lotuspurple6 8 жыл бұрын

Snob, you've officially made it, you're defined on Urban Dictionary

@SamanthaPortUkulele 8 жыл бұрын

Was he not before? WTF?

@HippieGoddess142 8 жыл бұрын

Did Tyler Perry just say hi to the man who trashes his movies?

@SeanStrife 8 жыл бұрын

Yes... yes he did.

@DragonMaiden77 8 жыл бұрын

Do you think he knows about the review?

@Daxank 5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think even Tyler Perry knows his movies are trash. The man has too much talent to actually think his movies are good

@wingsandash 5 жыл бұрын

@@Daxank That is an incredibly ironic sentence. And probably true, as it would be regarding Sandler. Also, yes, I'm pretty sure he's aware of Cinema Snob. Seriously, given the fact that nearly all critics have trashed his films thus far (with the possible exception of Armond White), and he's neither an idiot nor oblivious to that fact.

@r0v3r71 3 жыл бұрын

Madea was good

@flyhousestudio 8 жыл бұрын

this is the only guy who make me laugh at jokes i don't even understand

@johnsmith6607 8 жыл бұрын

This is what I've been thinking for years!

@jarmakey1 8 жыл бұрын

I'm someone who has no interest in actors and can only recognize the most famous ones by name, in other words, a cinema pleb. Yet I still laugh at all his references and name dropping jokes.

@Daxank 5 жыл бұрын

It's all in the delivery

@PunkNDisorderlyGamer 8 жыл бұрын

The best cinema snob episodes are the slasher movie reviews.

@buttersstotch407 8 жыл бұрын

+MadelineTopper me too! His Friday the thirteenth reviews are pretty awesome. And the silent night deadly night series.

@Frank074 8 жыл бұрын

+MadelineTopper That's a dick!

@C_hoffmanni 8 жыл бұрын

The best reviews are indeed the slashers and the porn

@cheezdoodle96 8 жыл бұрын

+Butters Stotch Gotta love that mean old Cinema Scrooge.

@JoeyArmstrong2800 Жыл бұрын

I always loved the 80's slasher trope of people in their late 20's playing teenagers.

@gantzisballs 8 жыл бұрын

So Tyler Perry actually mentioned the Cinema Snob. How many Snob videos has he seen? Uh-oh, this means the next Madea film could guest star The Geek! You've doomed us all Brad!

@Jaytheradical 8 жыл бұрын

One day-- ha-ha! -- I'm gonna get that filthy animal.

@TimeBomb014X 8 жыл бұрын

It could be far worse than that, Tyler Perry will be dressed as Madea disguised as The Geek, with Kirk Cameron as a co-star

@Takeshi357 8 жыл бұрын

Madea vs. Nukie

@SpeedyEric1 7 жыл бұрын

Madea vs. Fat Grandma. Whoever wins, we get spanked.

@tashaem1 8 жыл бұрын

Tyler motherfucking Perry. 4th richest director in Hollywood. A self made man if there ever was one. I may not like all of his movies, but he's definitely one of my heroes.

@daniexmachina Жыл бұрын

I don't like a single thing he's been involved in. In any way

@prolevelcallout4597 Жыл бұрын

@@daniexmachinayou know that racist stereotype that only black people seem to really enjoy his movies, even when they’re trying not to? There’s some real truth to that, it’s honestly scary. I already know the writing in those Madea movies are so shit, but I still watch them and laugh at the funny big black woman beating the shit out of cops and bad children, but I think it’s still awesome he shouted out Brad…even though he probably doesn’t even remember saying this now

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 8 ай бұрын

Strange. I thought most highly successful, rich people needed to get your approval firsrt. I guess times are changing.

@KaitlynMutt 8 жыл бұрын

Ironically, Rita Mae Brown also wrote a series about a cat who is also a detective.

@victorm152 6 жыл бұрын

KC was it Felidae?

@sdm47 4 жыл бұрын

KC Babes and bullets? No wait that was a Garfield story nevermind

@Valdagast 8 жыл бұрын

I don't want to scare anyone, but I'm going to give it to you straight about the Cinema Snob. His body was never recovered from the cinema after he died. And if you listen to the old timers in town, they'll tell you he's still out there...some sort of demented creature, surviving in the wilderness, full grown by now. Stalking...stealing what he needs, living off wild animals and vegetation. Some folks claim they've even seen him...right in this area. The girl who survived that night at AMC Showplace the day they showed TMNT, she claimed she saw him. She disappeared two months later. Vanished. Blood was everywhere. No one knows what happened to her. Legend has it that the Snob saw Oogieloves that night...and he took his revenge. A revenge that he'll continue to seek if anyone ever enters his wilderness again. And by now, I guess you all know, we're the first to return here. Five years...five long years he's been dormant...and he's hungry. The snob's out there...watching...always on the prowl for intruders. Waiting to kill...waiting to devour. Thirsty for young reviewers.

@MrGMoney1944 8 жыл бұрын

This narrative is flawless.

@robotrix 8 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that set in a mine in Canada on Valentine's Day?

@dkres82 8 жыл бұрын

Love it. Hopefully the Snob will find a better mask than a sack soon.

@oliviaisgod 8 жыл бұрын

This comment is art.

@Valdagast 8 жыл бұрын

Think of this as my pitch to Brad. I want to see him make a Cinema Snob slasher film. :o)

@HanMasho 8 жыл бұрын

That Rod Serling impression was spot on.

@johnnymcauliffe1289 8 жыл бұрын

2:07 & 5:43 Hahahaha. The heading of the sign on the door reads: "Emergency Drill Procedure." HAHAHAHA!!

@murciadoxial8056 8 жыл бұрын

0:26 oooh... OOOH! OH MY GOD! THATS TYLER PERRY! OOOOOOOOOH!!!

@DerangedAvenger 8 жыл бұрын

And he said hi to the Cinema Snob!

@KLONOA105 8 жыл бұрын

hi cinema snob! XD

@TDog14126 8 жыл бұрын

he sucks

@jakebryant3445 8 жыл бұрын

I did not see that coming. Well at least he has some good taste.

@FelisTerras 8 жыл бұрын

I'd rather call it an odd struck...

@9Godslayer 8 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Nintendo was created in 1889. They sold playing cards.

@9Godslayer 8 жыл бұрын

Grimm Reaper All Will Pay Why?

@sbkMulletMan 8 жыл бұрын

Well THAT opening was fucking surreal!

@mrpuddingpop1 8 жыл бұрын

What no driller reference, you're slipping snob

@LordKamina2 8 жыл бұрын

and no talking about said drills piercing the heavens

@teicherry8646 8 жыл бұрын

This was a terrible slasher movie, nobody said garbage day.

@justin2308 5 жыл бұрын

Tei Cherry No, but someone did say they were pretty.

@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын

And no one named Wes Romero.

@michaelerickson985 3 жыл бұрын

You are confusing this film with "Silent Night, Deadly Night." The antagonist in "Silent Night, Deadly Night" is famous for saying "garbage day" while on his rampage. That character does not appear in "Slumber Party Massacre."

@axelnilsson5124 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelerickson985 it’s part 2 where that line comes in

@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 Ай бұрын

I think the original top comment is trolling 😂

@moejuggler6033 8 жыл бұрын

Now *THIS* is Classic Snob.

@HarrisBoe 8 жыл бұрын

2:28 THAT PALM TREE IS FREAKING HUGE

@DarkPhoenix89 8 жыл бұрын

Sly on the cover of Playgirl magazine? LMFAO!

@YourWeirdAunt 8 жыл бұрын

I am still in fricken AWE of finding out Rita Mae Brown wrote this movie.. I LOVED her Sneaky Pie Brown books as a teenager (I still do.. the nostalgia is strong).. GAHHHHH.. Geeking out! .. Man sometimes I think my love for the horror genre was just destiny.. I wasn't nearly as interested in it back then and it comes full circle anyway.. I know I sound retarded but seriously! She's still writing those Sneaky Pie Brown books too!! Admittedly I've fallen behind in the series, but this is definitely a sign that I need to catch up :) .. You made my friggen day Snob..

@Pocketrocket-pj1us 8 ай бұрын

You don't sound silly! Nothing wrong with loving what you like! ;) Cheers from Canada

@Jason0binladen 8 жыл бұрын

Say hi to cinema snob

@HeShoeTooBig 8 жыл бұрын

hi snimina sob

@BurnRoddy 8 жыл бұрын

Hides enema's knob

@ultimatepandaboy 8 жыл бұрын

Hi Cinnamon's Nob!

@jekblom123 8 жыл бұрын

who was that guy?... wait nvm

@SpeedyEric1 8 жыл бұрын

Hi, 2 Cinema Snob.

@LockeElite 8 жыл бұрын

I laughed at the notice that read: Emergency Drill Procedure, beside the door at 5:43

@justin2308 5 жыл бұрын

“You sure girls don’t wanna split up like the guys did or are you having fun NOT being stupid?” Why does that summarize EVERY. SINGLE. Horror movie to exist?

@Lycoson 8 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought this was a re-upload before I clicked on it. Good to see Brad going back to the Cinema Snob's roots: porn and 80s slasher movies.

@artizek 8 жыл бұрын

The knife-wielding neighbor must have seen "Turbo."

@darchangel8675309 8 жыл бұрын

I was dying at "Denim Voorhees". Nice shoutout to Brinke Stevens, too--she, Debbie Rochon, Jill Schoelen, Deborah Foreman and Phoebe Cates are my dream '80s crushes.

@StephenPike 8 жыл бұрын

You had me aat "mouth full of bubble tape"

@Amesang 8 жыл бұрын

Six feet of bubble gum for you! Not zombies!

@rosevee4600 5 жыл бұрын

8:19 "I'm used to people walking up behind me and chopping a snail with a meat cleaver!" xDDDD

@JKurayami 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks again Snob (Brad). Your shows make my weeks better. Keep up the great work.

@anilate 8 жыл бұрын

Yes! I've been waiting for you to cover the Slumber Party Massacre/Sorority House Massacre series.

@nigeldungan7093 8 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't point out that a slasher movie that was written by a feminist and directed by a woman, contains more sleaze and nudity than most 80s slashers.

@StonedGremlinProductions 8 жыл бұрын

Because it kinda doesn't contain more sleaze and nudity than most 80s slasher movies. Both are kinda standard in this movie.

@luukvisser3206 8 жыл бұрын

Why would that have to be pointed out? You just have a gripe with whatever your definition of feminist is.

@JKurayami 8 жыл бұрын

He kinda brings up the fact she was a female activist and feminist etc in the beginning , it's not a topic I feel needs to be hammered home that much. There is so much more to be horrified by here.

@sleepysystem 5 жыл бұрын

Darren Moxam The high school shower scene, which wasn’t being sexualized in any way and had all of the girls covered up either by towels or the shower wall? God, just because a woman is in her bra or towel or is naked, it doesn’t have to be a sexual thing. God forbid a woman take a shower. You shouldn’t feel like a sexual predator just because women are casually talking in a shower room when there *isn’t even actual nudity shown* and any of the implied nudity is covered up. Besides, a number of feminists are for casual nudity due to the fact that women are often demonized and shamed for even wearing shorts that are “too short”, so even if there was nudity, it’s not even hypocrisy or ironic in any way. The fact of the matter is that there are many ways that people approach feminism and the way that most people (and especially men) think of it isn’t the reality.

@drewgehringer7813 5 жыл бұрын

yeah, a lot of feminists are in favor of treating women being topless the same way the law treats men being topless. The status quo "Oh no, that nipple is attached to someone with a vagina! It is an Illegal Nipple!" standard is...kinda weird if you think about it. Especially when transgender people come into play. When does a person transitioning from male-presenting to female-presenting have nipples that can't be shown in public?

@BuccaneerBruce 8 жыл бұрын

I remember renting this back in the 80's and ordering pizza at the same time.

@caseygibson7266 8 жыл бұрын

Huh, this Night Trap movie is interesting

@phantomzone2725 7 жыл бұрын

But unfortunately they cut the scene of Dana Plato being killed in the bathroom by ninjas armed with a post-apocalyptic drill.

@clownprince88 8 жыл бұрын

The cat is pissed because he showed up to the jump scare late . That's gold Jerry, Gold .

@RadarKat73080 8 жыл бұрын

Not sure killing a cable installer is a crime.

@ebselonnaught8660 8 жыл бұрын

It's a public service.

@rencfalan 8 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, can't wait for the Slumber Party Massacre 2 episode. One of my favorite movies.

@ajragle 8 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see someone made a movie about doing a Carl mask playthrough of Hotline Miami.

@paulnash9851 8 жыл бұрын

Excellent as usual. Snobs truly are the best people...

@jmg3116 8 жыл бұрын

Please o Please do Part 2!!!!!! Just for the musical number alone!

@Rob_Thorsman 4 жыл бұрын

"She's trying to put a hotdog in his eye, because that's what abstinence programs taught in the 80s." That's still what they teach.

@megavidaeos 8 жыл бұрын

Once again, Cinema Snob manages to make an amazing video on like, a two dollar budget.

@MutaScale 8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Perry giving a shout out to the Cinema Snob? :Suddenly smacked in the face at the idea AND seeing it happen: His movies may suck... but nice. XD

@MutaScale 8 жыл бұрын

Agreed, but still, surprising. (Though i enjoy him in "Gone Girl")

@GloryHulle 5 жыл бұрын

These slasher reviews of yours never get old. In fact, they only get better with time. And the fact that you have a Siamese cat is just icing on this cake of perfection.🖤

@supernintendochalmers3385 8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Perry? Why am I suddenly terrified?

@Guernicaman 8 жыл бұрын

They never explain how he goes around w/a long ass power chord everywhere he goes? I mean, huh?

@FadeIn2Obscurity 8 жыл бұрын

At least it was cool from Tyler Perry to acknowledge you

@Ephabia 8 жыл бұрын

No what it shows it that he'll parrot any greeting into a camera if you give him enough money. Like most C list celebs at a convention, that's what they're there for.

@funnydude595 8 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or did he think the guy holding the camera was The Cinema Snob?

@Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 жыл бұрын

+Harvey Milk Sure. Siskel and Ebert got talked about all the time way back when.

@somerandomname3124 8 жыл бұрын

Ah the 80's, when you could pretend to be a 18 year old while being 40 and not get arrested.

@coyote10119 8 жыл бұрын

Gotta love those Carrie references.

@magustobias8827 8 жыл бұрын

Vote for Brad as the next Rod Serling.

@TheTrashball 8 жыл бұрын

I am still waiting for Brad to do the Hellraiser-Movies. One day.........

@AngelofMusic04 2 жыл бұрын

Seven down, three to go.

@sydneyslaughter7163 5 жыл бұрын

Do schools still have functioning showers for the students to use? Mine sure didn’t. It had a little area in the far corner with a cluster of sprinklers in the ceiling and I never saw anyone using it, especially after gym class

@NarkySawtooth. 8 жыл бұрын

If only she read the Emergency Drill Procedure at 5:43

@bKdrunk 8 жыл бұрын

Been waiting for you to review this for a long time. Awesome!

@AzrenSA 7 жыл бұрын

5:43 Hah! Emergency *drill* procedure! I see what you did there, movie!

@insanePyro13 7 жыл бұрын

Hilarious as always Brad. Watching a Snob video always makes my day a little better.

@evanmckenzie2987 8 жыл бұрын

I needed this, Brad. Thanks.

@DNAsGhostzHouze 7 жыл бұрын

Brad always looking like Walter White...

@trippjohnson7393 3 жыл бұрын

Still better than the 2019 remake of Black Christmas.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 ай бұрын

Well, that is just unfair. Like saying that a hamburger is better then scorched molten plastic.

@trippjohnson7393 2 ай бұрын

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253🤣

@charltonmcmillen7422 8 жыл бұрын

woo-hoo!!! It's about time u reviewed this lil 80's gem! thnx man!!

@WTFG78 8 жыл бұрын

Well, now you REALLY can't cross Alex Cross anymore.

@WhiteManOnCampus 8 жыл бұрын

And the day before my birthday! What a great present! I'm serious, too. I always love your work but I'm so glad you've moved away from religious films - at least for a while. There's so much hatred and willful ignorance spilling from those movies that I couldn't even finish watching a few of your reviews; I have no idea how you actually watched the full runtimes, more than once, to write your episodes.

@simpleguy86 7 жыл бұрын

5:54 anyone else catch the emergency "drill" procedures lol

@CheezeWuz 8 жыл бұрын

that turtles thing killed me

@jamesevans1897 8 жыл бұрын

still better than driller killer

@lionhanded 8 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else think that Brad sounded like Mayor Quimby at the start of the video?

@TheBaalPhaoton 8 жыл бұрын

That opening... holy shit nice job!

@stefblivet9650 5 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite cinema snob episode, i love it!

@JustinSimpson 8 жыл бұрын

I genuinely thought the "What the fuck?" moment at the end of the video was hilarious. 😂

@TheRealNormanBates 8 жыл бұрын

6:25 "My blue balls are starting to get splinters!" aaand the review comes full circle, right back to TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.

@stephanybrown3226 2 жыл бұрын

Saw this in the up next so coming back to this review again. Brad’s reviews are worth rewatching

@mostmelon 8 жыл бұрын

Snob, you've finally made it.

@Brozilla2002 5 жыл бұрын

5:58 i thought the licence plate said something for a second. isol8ed. maybe it says isol8el.

@Nightshift10000 8 жыл бұрын

Hey Brad you finally uploaded this, nice

@blackcatbooks64 8 жыл бұрын

James Rolfe always wins, baby.

@jacobmatthewcrawford2120 8 жыл бұрын

Perfect choice for the show. About time! The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) is just a wonderful guilty pleasure. Its one of the biggest "by-the-numbers" slasher films ever made, and that's saying something... But it delivers exactly what I paid for. Not too long, and never feels boring. A good cheesy flick to pop in and have a few laughs over... That Tyler Perry appearance... Holy shit! I never would have seen that coming. Way to go Yayo Gutierrez! I just hope Mr. Perry doesn't sue...

@iamcasihart Жыл бұрын

SPM is truly in my top 15 favorite films, slasher or otherwise. I have so many memories and joy connected to this and the sequel (I like Pt. 3 well enough, but I don’t love it, nor do I enjoy rewatching it like I do the first 2).

@guilhermeviolin 8 жыл бұрын

Probably one of the best episodes until now, hahaha

@DoctorPretorious616 5 жыл бұрын

Earlier tonight, I attended a double-feature of this movie and "Ms. 45"! I still have a soft spot for the original "Slumber Party Massacre", especially it looks practically Oscar-worthy compared to the second one! And is just me, or did the scene in the basement directly inspire the scene from "Pulp Fiction" where Bruce Willis as Butch is trying to decide which weapon to use to save Marcellus? I'm convinced that Tarantino must have seen this movie first, I'd bet my life on it!

@BloodwolfAssassin 8 жыл бұрын

Where can I watch that Tyler Perry interview in full?

@CartoonnetworkOG 8 жыл бұрын

17:15 is how my face has been for 27 years due to this sequel

@dariepetrovic3557 8 жыл бұрын

one pissed off cat because he arrived to the jump scare too late. funny review. thank you cinema snob.

@hankidypank636 8 жыл бұрын

4:45 Do, they? DO THEY DAMMIT, MAN, TELL ME!

@littleblueclovers 8 жыл бұрын

Cinema snob! Why didn't you upload on League of critics anymore? I didn't know you had this channel so I was checking up on that channel and thought you went on hiatus!

@DasKame 8 жыл бұрын

8:52 So it was Rod Serling the whole Time?!

@RingshadowCat 2 ай бұрын

Watching this in 2024 and man that fridge scene hit me right in the goddamn funny bone. OMG.

@jacobdrolet4262 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious review can’t stop laughing throughout the video, fantastic job. Funny that girl is eating pizza from dead delivery pizza guy and her friends are disgusted by it too 😂.

@danmount9462 8 жыл бұрын

Man, Snob is still hammering James Rolfe over Ghostbusters.

@GendoRokabundi 8 жыл бұрын

Just noticed that when he drills through the door, the board next to it has an 'emergency drill procedure' sign on it.

@querpmuerp 8 жыл бұрын

Oh man...I love your videos. Also funny you like pieces too ;)

@Senjuina77 8 жыл бұрын

Finally, the +301-Club accepted me! XD

@SuperJ3sus 5 жыл бұрын

so i was watching some Powerdrill Massacre videos, and this came up.... I was pretty excited cuz i had completely forgotten about these. used to watch them religiously. Guess im binging this now =D