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@markmiranda28709 ай бұрын
“I GOT A FULL BIRD ON MY CHEST OOOOWAAA” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@teravolts9874 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nathangallegos93043 ай бұрын
And it can be easily be taken away
@googlynihal1702Ай бұрын
😂😂
@Matt.M21Ай бұрын
I giggled wayy too hard at this
@get_answered51579 ай бұрын
When you don’t salute em at the gate is the funniest. They hit you with the “ ArE yOu FoRgEtTiNg SoMeThInG aIrMaN” always makes me laugh
@jet-junkie9 ай бұрын
Hit ‘em with the 34-1201
@gabrielrae76479 ай бұрын
@@jet-junkiewhat's that?
@JavierHernandez-fq4hu9 ай бұрын
@@gabrielrae7647.
@chickencutlet39 ай бұрын
@@gabrielrae7647Air Force customs and courtesies
@marcklemoff69409 ай бұрын
@@gabrielrae7647 Pretty sure that SF at the gate doesn't need to salute. Idk though.
@anonymous-one9 ай бұрын
0:53 “you, tench hut!” Like some kind of Wizard 😂😂😂
@BruceGinkel9 ай бұрын
That's the best spell I've even seen casted.
@stymied35069 ай бұрын
I remember we used to screw with our PL. He hated saluting so our squad would line up single file and make him salute each and every one of us. He was a great leader and an amazing man. Funny as hell. Love you LT
Working on the flightline, most officers (especially pilots) actively avoid us. They don’t feel like saluting just as much as us enlisted folk
@hamhouke9 ай бұрын
The flightline is a no hat, no salute area.
@Hvleos9 ай бұрын
Went to the parking lot one evening, saw a captain comin out went for the salute he shook his head and b-lined it away from me. Ngl id probably do the same in his position
@flyingfortress48199 ай бұрын
@@hamhouke I should have phrased it better. Im talking about the parking lot on your way onto the flightline
@Ch0c0lateChimp9 ай бұрын
Submarine officers are the same way. I'll never forget when my division and I were returning to the boat from lunch. We saw our DIVO walking towards us on the pier and we decided to line up single file, about 6 feet apart so he would have to salute all 9 of us individually. Another time I saluted one of the other officers in my command and he simply told me "no" and didn't return it 😂
@alexanderhamilton42584 ай бұрын
@@Ch0c0lateChimp The BESS classic. Ensigns all released for lunch/returning same time as you? You bet your ass we line up and salute one by one. It's even funnier because when I was going through they started to do it to us. Good times.
@marcelluscrouch11339 ай бұрын
Lol the double salute
@dub31409 ай бұрын
That man said “double salute is CRAZYY” 😂
@abisaijorgevegaperez52893 ай бұрын
"I'll be back in five minutes " 😂😂😂 I've heard this one a few times from Lt and DS the worst one was one time an LT walked out the door and said " unf**k yourself private " 😂 it's not the yelling it's the quiet disappointment that really hits notes
@stahlseuche9 ай бұрын
"Twice the salute, double the fall!" - Col. Count Dooku probably
@Puggy420699 ай бұрын
The looking at the rank while opening the fridge is so relatable. My Airmen buddy had an Officer do that and he freaked out.
@billlexington57883 ай бұрын
Had that happen with a 3 Star general when helping clean up food he spilled at Wendy’s. Did a wide eyed double take of that collar 👀👀👀😂😂😂
@bch551321 күн бұрын
@@billlexington5788 holy 💩 Batman
@dub31409 ай бұрын
“You not gonna salute me back?” “Nnno.” “That’s understandable.” That shit be killing me everytime 😂😂
@iyaayas9 ай бұрын
Forgot to tell the LT his rank is upside down. I've also been a part of salute bombs with officers we dislike. See him approaching and we suddenly open our ranks far enough to where he has to salute each and every enlisted member as we pass. Sure, we have to all salute the officer but he's gotta go through the motion 10 times.
@youredumb9 ай бұрын
We used to do that to every officer cuz it’s just funny 😂
@Ch0c0lateChimp9 ай бұрын
I didn't know there was a term for this lol. Did that as well but strange enough we only did it with officers we liked
@threestrikesmarxman90959 ай бұрын
I remember reading a story where some slightly smarter officer saw a bunch of enlisted guys outside and possibly preparing to do a salute line/salute bomb, so he called them all to attention, ordered present arms, saluted them after they did present arms, ordered arms, and told them to carry on.
@dravenocklost42533 ай бұрын
@@threestrikesmarxman9095xD
@wingman45649 ай бұрын
O3 here- this is hilarious. Honest truth is we don't even like enforcing it a lot of the time, we just have to.
@TheRealSpicke9 ай бұрын
I can totally relate to this. Especially all the stupid ways saluting. I've just received a bunch of boots...
@BosleyBeats9 ай бұрын
🦅AwwwwwWwwww And the jump with it… That shit killed me 💀
@MrGoyabeans219 ай бұрын
The double salute is wicked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ptauszig9 ай бұрын
Learned that double salute in jrotc. 😂
@PandaGamingPodcast9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@techwings0019 ай бұрын
Bro even my fellow 12 year old CAP cadets can perform a proper salute 😂
@Redsiix9 ай бұрын
LMAO BIG Colonel is the best.
@joncoda3659 ай бұрын
Wow, those are some high strung officers... Geez.
@johnnndoeee66749 ай бұрын
That shoulder grab at the beginning 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@pixelsandmagic7 ай бұрын
0:53 The way he cast a spell on the dude though😂😂😂
@Keita-bc7vl9 ай бұрын
I had a captain hawk me down from across the parking lot to chew me out for not seeing and saluting him 🤦🏾♂️
@trentonclay10438 ай бұрын
I got a full bird on my chest ooowaa😂😂😂 😂😂
@depaturearrival66789 ай бұрын
The solution is to overload them with saluting
@iyaayas9 ай бұрын
Like the guy saluting indoors.
@silver29586 ай бұрын
Never ran into a bird who said "where's the solute" they're usually the most chill about that shit
@prestofungus85883 ай бұрын
A made a mistake once as an E-3 where I saluted an Officer off base and they were very polite about why I shouldn’t do that. I felt bad bc it’s a really good reason too but I learned after that
@dravenocklost42533 ай бұрын
Tell me why plz
@prestofungus85883 ай бұрын
@@dravenocklost4253 he explained it to me and gave me what the term was called but i forgot the term. Basically since we were off base there was more of a chance of someone that would want to kill the higher ups they would know who they are (since i just saluted a higher up). So i was told not to off base to not raise suspicion as who the higher ranking official is and to continue saluting on base where people of clearance could see
@tnator5380Ай бұрын
@@prestofungus8588sounds like a sniper check
@jamesdawny18559 ай бұрын
Who taught you that? Leave him you attention "HUH"! Hahaahahaha
@youknowihaduwuittoem9 ай бұрын
Had a dude at a promotion ceremony forget to salute the Sq/CC after getting pinned. Went and sat back down, then did the exact same fucking thing when he got called up to receive an award. I get being nervous the first time, but twice in a row is crazy.
@decembersevetv9 ай бұрын
😂😂 the salute indoors is just epic!
@2434fhi23 күн бұрын
“BIG KERNEEEEL” 😂😂😂 I lost it
@davidfrench36579 ай бұрын
The struggles of being an insecure officer. There I fixed it
@SleepingSoldier9 ай бұрын
LEAVE HIM! 😂
@psychopompous32079 ай бұрын
I will never leave an Amn behind!
@donnie70139 ай бұрын
Naww that first scene just happened to ME lmao
@sgtsayz86369 ай бұрын
That “Officer Pride” kick in heavy after MAJ. Had a COL sneaking behind ppl and getting mad when then didn’t salute as a speed walked by. Insanity
@ugs1929 ай бұрын
Hope I see the bloopers for this one, I don’t understand how you can’t laugh at some of the things you do
@n0pe2713 ай бұрын
It's officers like this who definitely got beat up in highschool
@dyroncadle8370Ай бұрын
😂 I'm 11A from 🇧🇿🔥 and this facts. I did OSC at AMA. It's how you guys are indeed
@the_mexican_pyro9 ай бұрын
My sir refuses to wear his cover around us anymore. He knows the game and plays it safe
@najeermceachin90399 ай бұрын
In the Marines we used to start our salutes like 100 yards away and yell the proper greeting of the day to get the sirs attention
@anibuforger959525 күн бұрын
Hilarious.. please do more videos in the same
@israel35389 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 this shit hilarious
@silentbob2427899 ай бұрын
Respectfully sir you better go get my Nco’s if they do you wrong … oh wait this AF their NCO’s still have ask questions on when to do stuff
@maryaslamijalloh20015 ай бұрын
love it
@hamhouke9 ай бұрын
Y’all think that’s bad. When I was a young private, I got dropped for saying, “Good morning, Major.” instead of, “Good morning, Sir.” while passing and saluting on a sidewalk. I was an Air Force kid growing up and my brain short circuited that day for some reason. Apparently, that don’t fly in the Army.
@psychopompous32079 ай бұрын
Calling them by rank is an acceptable term of address in any branch.
@wingman45649 ай бұрын
This is why I, as a USAF officer, always call army NCOs "sir." Not out of place in the USAF world, but they always short circuit.
@drd6759 ай бұрын
and now the USMC made it so you can't say Sir or M'am 😂
@hamhouke9 ай бұрын
@@psychopompous3207 Tell that to the major that dropped me.
@Teebiskit9 ай бұрын
@@drd675wait what?
@BA-tb6pr9 ай бұрын
So true!!!!!
@weaponizedconfusion9 ай бұрын
The fact that they expect a salute indoors without a cover is disgusting
@Noob_00004 ай бұрын
Imagine saluting a Sergeant Major of the Army.
@kal-eldalesaliba26599 ай бұрын
2:03 Is it just me or are those lightweights with chest pockets?😅
@anonymousking93679 ай бұрын
Bruce lee, is that you
@deandrepenn96869 ай бұрын
Bro as a grunt we loved to eat officers nerves. We see an officer and space out single file on purpose 😂 throwing out carzy $hit as greeting of day.
@noidea19628 ай бұрын
Flippin' 'chair force'...smdh Army 1983-1991 I did still hit the like button though.....lol
@danielpickrell83119 ай бұрын
So AF really put the name to chair force lol
@belldn39 ай бұрын
Find somebody to come back and yell at you a second time, lol, lost my ****, lol.
@hmm-zoolol2 ай бұрын
Hahaha, "Just stand there." Until your father comes home. "Oh, btw get the F out of my face". No candy for you. "Get the Funk out out my face 🎵🎶 🎵 🎶 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶 old heads will remember that song.😊😊😊😊😊
@StrongConservative2 ай бұрын
you cannot rely on junior officers, they will lead you to your worst possible positions
@thomasmelvin13338 ай бұрын
“You going to salute me back” “no.” “That’s understandable” I was guilty of a left handed salute… I was carrying a box with my right hand and didnt realize I was approaching an officer… saluted with my left hand, “Good afternoon, sir” then as if I needed to rat myself out and avoid any correction I said, “I just saluted with my left hand” thankfully he realized I knew I was an idiot and he kept on walking.
@Cadet-Tech-Sergent-lemons2 ай бұрын
I wish they would teach us this and make funny videos when i was in jrotc but i took the liberty of makeing my own cadet comedy medicaly cant serve but prowed to represent all veterans
@MissCheeseE4 ай бұрын
I never asked to get saluted, in fact I forbade it. I served as an intelligence officer in the military of my country.
@ronwyckoff8249 ай бұрын
Saluting indoors is a thing now?
@user-tf5zi2bf8c7 ай бұрын
How you doing? 😂😂 aye you don’t see this fucking rank on my chest
@Djstudder199 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@riskeworldstage54229 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ThatGuy1825454 ай бұрын
Am I incorrect in my understanding that one is only supposed to salute when both parties are wearing a cover?
@cartonofmilk59234 ай бұрын
no salute or cover indoors
@hamhouke3 ай бұрын
Also, when formally reporting to an officer indoors.
@ThatGuy1825453 ай бұрын
@@hamhouke Would you not be wearing a hat for that tho?
@hamhouke3 ай бұрын
@@ThatGuy182545 No. Do you think the CC sits at a desk all day under cover? You knock, are acknowledged, march the most direct path to a position about 2 paces in front of the desk, come to attention, salute, and say ,”SSgt. Wingnut, reporting as ordered, sir/ma’am.” Hold the salute until the officer drops the return salute and remain at attention until told to sit, at ease, or whatever the officer says to do next. When the officer signals the visit is over, you return to attention, render a salute again, ask “Will that be all, sir/ma’am?”, and hold the salute until the offer drops their return salute. Then they will say something like, “Dismissed.” Or “That will be all.” You then drop your salute, do an about face, and walk directly out the door. The only time you would be wearing cover in this situation is if you are under arms. For example, if you are Air Force Security Forces and have a weapon, or if it’s some kind of of ceremonial thing where you have ceremonial firearm. As a rule, when you are under arms, you always wear your cover inside and out - unless you are in a no-hat no-salute area like the flight line. You never wear cover on the flight line because it can get sucked into an airplane intake and damage the plane. It’s a safety (FOD) thing.
@chanceslost32425 күн бұрын
Airmen salute in doors?
@sophiaanderson66315 ай бұрын
Funny when they get fragged.
@Loading.gee19 ай бұрын
😀😀
@WilliamKalagayan9 ай бұрын
sheesh
@SteaIthyMan9 ай бұрын
Lol
@Devil_Dawg2k237 ай бұрын
0:16 officer wrong asf, he can’t salute indoors 💀🥴
@MrGoyabeans216 ай бұрын
When being presented an award in the airforce it states in the AFI its the only time you render a salute in doors
@quise57519 ай бұрын
Im not going to lie. the dumbest thing i ever heard an airman say was... " If were out in the public, like off base at a walmart, we actually don't have to salute if were both in uniform"
@MMA_Duck4 ай бұрын
Dam yall really be like this in other branches? Calling the room to attention anytime an officer walks in the room? Shit sounds like ass. We usually only do it when our CO (O5) and above cross the quarterdeck or come on the sub or at all hands that's it. I be dapping up my Division Officer (O3) lmao. Guess its just different in submarines.
@Soldier12879 ай бұрын
Run shit now, but just remember you won’t run jack shit out in the civilian world.
@mitchpalmer511623 күн бұрын
F Officers
@DeathNoteSwag9 ай бұрын
Get back to work secfo. Y’all got way too much free time
@woohcomedy42469 ай бұрын
Ya mom doesn’t love you.
@DeathNoteSwag9 ай бұрын
@@woohcomedy4246 nah but your mom loves me
@DonaldMcNuGGeT2 ай бұрын
You not gonna salute me back 😮?… understandable 😭😭😭😭
@Music_Blueprint_786 ай бұрын
That clip hit hard with the memories of active duty. 😂😂🤣🤣🫡