John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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5 жыл бұрынHost John Mulaney does stand-up about his wife seeing Woody Allen while pushing their dog in a stroller, subway announcements and emergency siren sounds.
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@grantmitchell6738 5 жыл бұрын
I love how John Mulaney just likes to drop the fact that he used to do cocaine so freely
@bobbixvv 5 жыл бұрын
more than that i love the reaction of the crowd not knowing if they should laugh at that or not
@quintanillaana 4 жыл бұрын
“I will pepper in the fact that I used to do cocaine”
@blakewestbrook8237 4 жыл бұрын
Ana “As that is a given.”
@tormorelikebore 4 жыл бұрын
If you own something nobody can say anything about it
@hauntedmushroom 4 жыл бұрын
It's more common than you think lol
@emilyj.8494 4 жыл бұрын
john mulaney: my wife is jewish and i love her me: you've told us 70 times. please tell me more.
@MeghanaAnjali 4 жыл бұрын
JM: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.
@victoriaberlanga4600 4 жыл бұрын
LOL. I’ve only seen like 5 videos and in every single one he says she’s Jewish... I love him. And her. I just discovered who he was, thanks to Pete.
@ArtemisScribe 4 жыл бұрын
he just really likes saying "My wife"
@lesbianryuko 4 жыл бұрын
us: you've told us this story many times john: and you'll hear it again!
@clarissarojas7959 3 жыл бұрын
ArtemisScribe “‘my wife’ just has some _kickass_ to it”
@jasonsnow7718 5 жыл бұрын
"the four of them stare" Good to know petunia was included in the mix
@chokkaijones 5 жыл бұрын
One thousandth like
@stevekenton9422 5 жыл бұрын
She can't blink her eyes, by design.
@levirosner1728 4 жыл бұрын
and they nodded
@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Woody Allen have an entire silent conversation with Petunia.
@maddiepie_03 3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW HAHA
@TedKutina716 4 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney Talks Like Every Word In The Sentence Was Capitalized
@SatireDepartment 3 жыл бұрын
He Does Though.
@yoannamarinova237 3 жыл бұрын
Looooooorddd 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
@calliope_x3 3 жыл бұрын
"That's Absolutely True"
@abraden2004 3 жыл бұрын
Either That Or /italicized/
@jennymulinaro6036 3 жыл бұрын
This checks out.
@MsBlushing24 5 жыл бұрын
I once saw him on 14th and 7th and screamed, "I LOVE YOU" with the straightest face. He almost spilled his coffee but then he smiled I think we're cool.
@MsBlushing24 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that completely irrelevant comment LOL "@Mentally Awakened " cool you're so funny hahahahahah I'm so impressed with your wit
@spiddyman0079 5 жыл бұрын
Mentally Awakened brake it up you two
@blushhhhmusic 5 жыл бұрын
As a “woke” god of intelligence I can tell you that Spidyman is correct
@spiddyman0079 5 жыл бұрын
Lordsorax , haha
@christinewennerberg804 4 жыл бұрын
Disregarding the rest of this comment section, I think that particular story is hilarious. Maybe one day he'll make a joke out of it.
@laurenm354 5 жыл бұрын
no one: john mulaney: my wife is jewish
@chocolatecharley99 5 жыл бұрын
no one: John Mulaney: i have a wife 😂😂😂
@laurenm354 5 жыл бұрын
bossfan49 in every stand up he does he always says something about his wife being Jewish or just mentions his wife. It happens in all his specials It’s kind of a running joke for fans that keep up with him
@vaesch4283 5 жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 It's just meme format
@laurenm354 5 жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 oh its a meme where you type no one or nobody then a colon (:) with nothing typed after it as a way of saying no one said anything/asked but John mulaney is still gonna say it.
@lanie7569 5 жыл бұрын
bossfan49 oh my god
@fotogeek96 5 жыл бұрын
YAS refreshing to see an asian woman with feminine hips representing at SNL!
@molliek1079 4 жыл бұрын
fotogeek96 we must bow to him
@isabelthepistachio4819 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about how high waisted they are
@agiar2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@isabelthepistachio4819 NO! That's what he's sensitive about! ;)
@arat346 4 жыл бұрын
He's a proud Asian-American woman with feminine hips
@manyaprakash725 4 жыл бұрын
don't that's the THING HE IS SENSITIVE ABOUT
@Caroline-sl4ng 5 жыл бұрын
Cause I was 👉🏻 not 👉🏻 an 👉🏻 athletic 👉🏻 child
@christinewennerberg804 4 жыл бұрын
Me.
@wittyblonde6728 4 жыл бұрын
Caroline I read it as it was said in the video lol
@isabelayala3470 4 жыл бұрын
Witty Blonde same lmao
@benkoeberle9510 4 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned "Turner Classic Movies" and "not being an athletic child," I thought he wrote that line with me in mind. ROFL!
@sleepytabledog 4 жыл бұрын
Witty Blonde How and why did that work, though?
@nathanlayman 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney looks like a gay bond villain who promised himself he wouldn't fall in love with 007
@spiddyman0079 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@cwp2175 5 жыл бұрын
I mean... I can't say you're wrong
@MissAmesha 5 жыл бұрын
So true...
@erickim6533 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is living proof that being gay is a CHOICE. lol
@Carmela_Falco 5 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@DavidWeidlich 5 жыл бұрын
Seven and a half minutes of non-stop hilarity. No props needed. No dancing cast members to bail him out. Just Mulaney. The cold open and monologue made the best start to an SNL episode ever.
@tony2520 5 жыл бұрын
David Weidlich he has 3 specials on Netflix. Have fun
@rosemarywilliams9969 5 жыл бұрын
YES👏
@lmbb20 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
@bmtphoenix 5 жыл бұрын
@@tony2520 answers that question! lol
@James-fz4hy 5 жыл бұрын
Talent
@aliciad8553 5 жыл бұрын
Love that Petunia, John’s French Bulldog, got an applause break. Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys.
@ashleyayala535 5 жыл бұрын
Alicia D and cheering, mind you lol
@ceilingeye 5 жыл бұрын
She’s probably more popular than John himself tbh.
@val8869 4 жыл бұрын
for some reason my brain told me to read “French SPEAKING bulldog” and I was too easily ready to just accept that as the comment
@rosericorico4980 4 жыл бұрын
@@val8869 lmaoo
@marissamiller1933 4 жыл бұрын
It's the one fact I reliably know about him. When I try to remind people who he is (obviously this doesn't happen much anymore) I'd be like: 'He's little, funny, wears well tailored suits...oh! He has a French Bulldog named Petunia. You know who I'm talking about.'
@cp_digital 5 жыл бұрын
What really makes John mulaney stand out is the 1950s voice and his ability to make the mundane funny. He literally made a bit about 3 people and a dog looking at each other hilarious. Side note...if you like mulaney you'll LOVE Gary gulman. He's a very underrated comic.
@deninevh 5 жыл бұрын
You're right, and I do like GG as well. Robert Mac is another comedian who deadpans and is very funny.
@pftborracha123 5 жыл бұрын
You're totally right! thank you for the recommendation of Gary Gulman, I've been watching some of his stand up and it's amazing!!
@pmpdaddyt1218 5 жыл бұрын
Came back to thank you for GG
@anistynfreeman1500 4 жыл бұрын
* not sponsored by gary gulman *
@yessum15 4 жыл бұрын
Also came back to thank you for GG. Not great, but solid.
@joeblow3335 4 жыл бұрын
It's rare that you see the SNL band reacting to and clearly enjoying the monologue so much. Not easily impressed, I'm sure, and Mulaney completely draws them in. Bravo, John.
@samaraisnt 4 жыл бұрын
I forgot that they literally know him and knew him for years until I read this comment, I thought the same.
@valeriepark9444 3 жыл бұрын
I think it helps to have a New Yorker making jokes about the Most New York Things - the audience not only relates, but they gain satisfaction in knowing that the rest of the country has no idea what he's referring to.
@janettemyette4872 5 жыл бұрын
"You know that strange look of shame and unhappiness I have in my eyes at all times, especially after sex, and it was all forced on me at birth? What if you VOLUNTARILY signed up for it??" LOL
@Element_xo 5 жыл бұрын
Janette Myette 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 funny as heck
@karenmcclenahan7988 2 жыл бұрын
So damn funny
@ryanboyce5271 4 жыл бұрын
“DoN’t LoOk Us Up” My European History text book: *Heavy breathing*
@veronicaquiroz4549 3 жыл бұрын
Yikes omg this comment is so underrated😭😂😂
@kelseyrobinson1917 5 жыл бұрын
An amazing comic and truly funny man, and not a single cruel or needlessly dickish joke in sight. Offense isn't inherently funny, and Mulaney embodies that while looking and talking like a talk show presenter from the 1950s.
@coma13794 4 жыл бұрын
That is actually an outstanding summary.
@BuyBitcoinOnline 4 жыл бұрын
You do realize that this is the same guy who wrote the Hader's Stefon character where every joke was about some freaky midget's fetish, right?
@johnny--guitar 4 жыл бұрын
@@BuyBitcoinOnline I actually think that's a pretty good example of him realizing that some of his old bits didn't age very well no matter how funny they were (see how the last joke of the last Stefon bit was the fact that he managed to make "human squatty potty" technically PC)
@shoomert 4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like it’s targeting some other comedian? lol
@jackgeist3803 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get him a game show?
@danniatan1436 5 жыл бұрын
Only John Mulaney could be talking about old-timey ambulance sirens, and a gay cat in hospice holding a rabbi’s hand, and be talking about the same thing.
@MissAmesha 5 жыл бұрын
Right?? Such creativity.
@chaosapiant 5 жыл бұрын
It almost seemed like he was making a comparison about the two things. I'm a big fan of this tactic. And also sandwiches.
@mraymondvillamor9891 5 жыл бұрын
And making it LOL funny without being at all offensive to anyone [or thing].
@nr6916 2 жыл бұрын
You know I hope archeologists in the future read this comment out of context and it sums up our entire gen! It’s too funny
@neghiethervil5606 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he steam rolls through the applause. Like yes, I wrote these jokes, I know they're great. Save your praise for someone that needs it.
@arx754 5 жыл бұрын
It was probably because of the time limit he had to do his monologue; he wanted to get it all in. In a comedy club, or whatever, he would have the time to pause to allow the applause.
@robingarrett3171 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! I almost stopped watching Colbert because his pause for applause after introducing him self was soooooo annoying. But he recently knocked it off, rolls into the show faster and I am at peace. Lol
@matthewbight5720 5 жыл бұрын
"Why are you shouting? What, are you in the next room?" I feel like that did NOT get the reaction it deserves hahahah
@hashslingingslasher4214 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bight hilarious af
@ronyalemerrill 4 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bight that was my favorite line. I was crying 😂😂😂😂
@oliverstvchannel6442 2 жыл бұрын
That part got me good, just like the INSIDE part.
@clashingswordsproductions 4 жыл бұрын
"I used to do cocaine. I would smell it up into my nose and i'd get a high from it" -John Mulaney
@molliek1079 4 жыл бұрын
Clashing Swords Productions-CSP should have been my yearbook quote :( ahahaha
@clashingswordsproductions 4 жыл бұрын
@@molliek1079 pffff yooo i need to change my senior quote
@js6874 4 жыл бұрын
Me every weekend 🙈😂
@Lily-sp9xc 5 жыл бұрын
john mulaney: this is the nyc intersection where this interaction happened me, having never been to nyc: ..... i’TS A GRID SYSTEM
@taakotuesdays 5 жыл бұрын
Skyler Thompson where are you 24th and 5th where you wanna go 35th and 6th ELEVEN UP AND ONE OVER YA SIMPLE BITCH
@okradiowise 5 жыл бұрын
Eleven up and one over ya simple bitch
@kambriaclark3775 5 жыл бұрын
@oscar75722 It's not, it's one of his jokes in his show
@fearlessfred9509 4 жыл бұрын
Awsome replies
@emmajinthetardis 5 жыл бұрын
No one: John Mulaney: My wife is Jewish
@JuanPabloSelvaje 5 жыл бұрын
It's relevant to the story, though, because the whole point of it is culture clash.
@kateeast508 5 жыл бұрын
no one: john mulaney: i used to do COCAINE
@Alientoy 5 жыл бұрын
No one: You: I don’t really understand the mechanics of stand-up comedy
@thebeatlesrule234 5 жыл бұрын
No one: John Mulaney: I have a dog named petunia
@samira7164 5 жыл бұрын
No one: John Mulaney: I have a lovely french bulldog named Petunia
@_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 жыл бұрын
“Sounds like an old gay cat was dying” BRO IM DYING
@farosh-end 4 жыл бұрын
Are you an old gay cat per chance?
@isabell2274 4 жыл бұрын
Farare damnit i wanted to say that :,(
@ShineOnBenevolentSun 4 жыл бұрын
But not a sad death, like he'd had a full life and was holding hands with a rabbi ROFL
@a.a9021 3 жыл бұрын
@@farosh-end Don't you mean _purr_ chance?
@jadiahavala4656 3 жыл бұрын
lmfaooooooooooooo
@alexispleizier-evans9376 3 жыл бұрын
john “i used to do cocaine” john “im happily married” this makes me so sad :/
@myleslos9658 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing lasts
@KelsEyeMurpow 3 жыл бұрын
Me too, ugh.
@liggerstuxin1 3 жыл бұрын
You girls are thirsty. Here’s my contact info... jk
@metroplexprime9901 3 жыл бұрын
@@liggerstuxin1 FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
@codyoclock 3 жыл бұрын
:(
@bmaze944 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Mulaney always gives the cross streets when he tells jokes about New York
@lizvlx 5 жыл бұрын
agree! makes it so much better, makes you picture the location :)
@viclor2876 5 жыл бұрын
@K C rofll
@davidmsirois 5 жыл бұрын
I love how you turned John into an adverb.
@cameotic 5 жыл бұрын
It's kinda what "Californians" did about the West Coast freeways
@Crazelord91 5 жыл бұрын
It's how you know he lives there. I've been here for abour a decade and I instinctively give the cross street whenever I'm telling people a location
@KateBelangerPhotography 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney: exists Women in audience: whoo, whoop, woooo, woopedy-woop-whoooop
@sheridan7475 5 жыл бұрын
he’s a good mix of gentleman and mischief
@pureafricanqueen 5 жыл бұрын
He's really beautiful in person. I understand that excitement
@darboboyle693 5 жыл бұрын
is it the ears?
@ashwhite3810 5 жыл бұрын
Well...imma guy and imma all whoop whoop woopy whoop woop
@johnlachman5121 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: John Mulaney: "My wife is Jewish"
@combatchuck777 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he sounds like he's been doing standup since 1956
@DieGo-pu1cx 5 жыл бұрын
I was having breakfast and spit out my food laughing when he said "none of this is right". That tall child is going places!
@thisisaperson9137 4 жыл бұрын
*asian american woman
@oliverstvchannel6442 2 жыл бұрын
This is a person an Asian American woman with feminine hips.
@jesicam6581 5 жыл бұрын
I've never been to New York but the way mulaney tells stories makes me feel like Ive lived there my whole life.
@viclor2876 5 жыл бұрын
@K C even my Hispanic families are turning "white" lmfao
@SKC193 5 жыл бұрын
Jess The Mess It’s looks & sounds just like in the movies & tv. Fun place to visit now & then but you couldn’t pay me to live there! My husband’s sister lives on Long Island & I was surprised how beautiful it is. But don’t want to live there either.
@katieluckett5673 5 жыл бұрын
He would probably really love that complement.
@JoseChavez-ct1db 5 жыл бұрын
I do feel jealous of the people that live in New York that get his references right away. I have to go research the new siren he's talking about.
@kalexis6484 5 жыл бұрын
Love living here and at times hate it
@kaylachau175 5 жыл бұрын
proud of this asian American woman!!
@MickiMarple 5 жыл бұрын
Tall child
@lsd-rickb-1728 5 жыл бұрын
@@MickiMarple your mom
@LeAlejx 5 жыл бұрын
Tiger mom! Very proud!
@DKGifford19608 5 жыл бұрын
Mickaeluv_ with no eyes
@veronicacervantes3123 5 жыл бұрын
With his feminine hips!
@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын
_”The next stop is Christopher Street.”_ *”STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS!!!”*
@julia-xb6uv 4 жыл бұрын
“oh by the way, killing a waiter in the state of new york is a Class A Felony. i’ll get u some bread :)”
@bigsam4205 5 жыл бұрын
That’s how you do a monologue. Tight 7 mins.
@lgfl 5 жыл бұрын
You speak truth! !!
@kilgoretrout6136 4 жыл бұрын
It's perfect.
@AngelofMusic04 5 жыл бұрын
"Killing a waiter in the state of New York is a class A felony. I'll get you some bread."
@carolecook1116 5 жыл бұрын
😁
@TonyHightower 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney can write a goddamned joke.
@dogsforever5707 5 жыл бұрын
"You know that strange look of shame and unhappiness I have in my eyes at all times especially after sex and it was all pushed into me at birth" Idk why but I love that line so much, especially as a practicing Catholic since birth.
@addikay7097 3 жыл бұрын
Am Catholic, can relate
@leob4403 7 ай бұрын
@@addikay7097only americans make such a big deal about being catholic, europeans dont give a shit lol
@argonnas2 5 жыл бұрын
looking at the band members faces in the background and its nice to see them enjoying it just as much as the audience
@not_jt 5 жыл бұрын
But the funniest part is that Petunia stared at Woody Allen
@onlyrick 5 жыл бұрын
But not in a rude way. The guy just looks fascinating when viewed through a dog's eyes.
@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Someone else caught that he said "the four of them." 🤣
@MCAndyT 5 жыл бұрын
+
@LaFemmeFictionale 5 жыл бұрын
Petunia knows the day Woody Allen will die.
@SupremeKayJay 5 жыл бұрын
That joke is underated
@stephmaszera3610 5 жыл бұрын
i could listen to john mulaney make siren sounds all day long
@jacklynyeh4893 3 жыл бұрын
One time I had a music teacher have me do this
@arivenes_ 3 жыл бұрын
i could listen to john mulaney all day long period
@bohocowboy 5 жыл бұрын
Within ten years he WILL be the host of the tonight show. You heard it here first!
@jmorgan3882 5 жыл бұрын
He's definitely gonna be a talk show host. Move over Jimmy Fallon!
@luxusmode111 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone's been saying that for years now.
@tatehildyard5332 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think it’ll be Davidson. I don’t really like Davidson myself, but NBC knows he’s one of the more popular personalities on SNL right now, and it doesn’t look like he’ll end up making a stable transition to feature films.
@LivingInTheKaliYogurt 4 жыл бұрын
pray
@pdfbanana 4 жыл бұрын
God I hope not. What a waste of a good comedian that would be to put him on late night
@TomGZ 5 жыл бұрын
He'd be awesome in the new season of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. He has the stand-up chops and even has that 50's look.
@TwistedReality13 5 жыл бұрын
an he very rarely cusses.. hes genuine as hell..
@TomGZ 5 жыл бұрын
@@TwistedReality13 True!
@shastabellcalligraphy1779 5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@iheartjared74 5 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen
@abominablesnowpanda5053 5 жыл бұрын
yes!! so good
@3AvrilLavigne3 5 жыл бұрын
6:01 ah yes, the wild John Mulaney in his natural habitat, demonstrating his mating call
@concrete7215 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: John: **siren noises** Everyone: you have entered the comedy zone.
@johnmoscone3841 5 жыл бұрын
If I saw John Mulaney in Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope", I would not think that anything was out of place.
@klina7645 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he has that 1940's look and speaking voice.
@Janairick 3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney as the siren in "Rope"
@brenyatta 5 жыл бұрын
“We are now approaching...” *looks around, nervously* “...Christopher Street” “MY GOD! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”
@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын
Only if it's a secondary location.
@ellaabunny2606 5 жыл бұрын
His delivery is soooooooooo FUCKING good I love this guy so much
@lanie7569 5 жыл бұрын
no one: John Mulaney: MY WIFE IS JEWISH I HAVE A JEWISH WIFE AND SHE IS JEWISH
@berwynsigns4115 5 жыл бұрын
no one said nothing therefore someone said something
@lanie7569 5 жыл бұрын
BerwynSigns ok smartass calm down there
@carolinamurtha3102 4 жыл бұрын
Well, two people asked: his parents. I grew up in a catholic family and while a lot of my cousins have married all kind of different people, my aunts are totally guilty of asking if they really like someone’s significant other ... even if they cousin is 16 and it’s there first relationship 🙄.
@juliafrances454 3 жыл бұрын
and she’s a female person
@benavaes 3 жыл бұрын
BerwynSigns therefore everyone said something**** how you gonna correct and get it wrong
@terrenceharris-hughes4436 4 жыл бұрын
You telling me this guy gets on stage and talks for almost 10 minutes. Yeah Ice it's a monologue. Hosts do them on the show. You're going to have to get used to that.
@BiggusNickus 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, so you mean like when someone walks up on stage and makes people laugh? Or like, when someone impersonates a siren for a full minute?
@terrenceharris-hughes4436 3 жыл бұрын
@@BiggusNickus or like when a musician goes on stage ans and plays an instrument. Or like when a dancer dances
@thebombspayloadisexposed 3 жыл бұрын
@@terrenceharris-hughes4436 Or like, when someone plays with cards on a stage? Or like, when, someone eats too much chocolate cake and barfs it up on the stage?
@terrenceharris-hughes4436 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebombspayloadisexposed or like when a magician goes on stage and pulls a rabbit out of his hat. Or when someone goes up on stage and sings
@HPayne62 3 жыл бұрын
@@terrenceharris-hughes4436 Or like when someone goes up on a stage and tap dances. Or like when someone goes on a stage and draws a bunch of pictures real fast.
@jahmil7987 5 жыл бұрын
Funny but his voice sounds like what people in the 50's thought stand up comedians should sounds like
@tmattoneill 5 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that's his schtick...
@grillme6272 5 жыл бұрын
I always used to see him in pictures with subtitles walking like a cryptid and he just didn’t seem to stop moving. Then after assuming what his voice was I finally heard his voice yesterday and was surprised as fuc.
@enolagardens 5 жыл бұрын
Jahmil that’s the best part...
@rosemarywilliams9969 5 жыл бұрын
He's perfection.
@jackiekreutzer166 5 жыл бұрын
I think he sounds like Fozzy Bear.
@thangnguyen02 5 жыл бұрын
2:45 "Don't Google us!" ... I die
@VailsMom 5 жыл бұрын
thangnguyen02 And that one-second look immediately after that somehow communicates, “And I now realize that you indeed will do so, but I did warn you. So don’t blame me.”
@shelbymchester 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this was that Petunia got such applause.
@calebdesjardins616 4 жыл бұрын
Mulvaney has such an old timey classic Hollywood feel to him and it’s so refreshing and then he throws in unexpected humor it’s like he plays to his type and against type simultaneously. Genius
@houstonm7635 5 жыл бұрын
best monologue this show has seen in a while
@TwistedReality13 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is as they say a national treasure .. I used to hate that but.. he legit deserves it
@ImOnMyOwnTime1 5 жыл бұрын
check out his last monologue. literally 1a 1b.
@michaelfonseca4369 5 жыл бұрын
1100% agree!!!
@lsd-rickb-1728 5 жыл бұрын
Donald glover better
@EclipseHighroller 5 жыл бұрын
yeah boy oh, how sad, you are offended because you will never be as successful as he is. Man, is that you Trump?
@somethingclever4563 5 жыл бұрын
"Thou shalt not Google us!" Billboard outside Vatican city
@ThatCyndi 5 жыл бұрын
Only John Mulaney can make comedy gold over the sounds of different police sirens
@galactic7458 3 жыл бұрын
“Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get back together with you.” O u c h
@jamesryder8305 5 жыл бұрын
In tears, love ya John. Gay cat dying broooooo
@ProNorden 5 жыл бұрын
There are some great Conservative implications in the details of a #JohnMullaney piece.✌️
@bluemystic7501 5 жыл бұрын
Tears, seriously?
@MissAmesha 5 жыл бұрын
Right??? Only John would make that association 😂😂😂👏👌
@jamesryder8305 5 жыл бұрын
@@bluemystic7501 Yeah. I started laughing and couldn't stop. Which produced tears. It's not hard to follow.
@bluemystic7501 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamesryder8305 What's hard to comprehend is how you found it THAT funny.
@Hephzie101 5 жыл бұрын
I usually don’t rewatch monologues, but this monologue is fucking good. He is so funny 😂
@lsd-rickb-1728 5 жыл бұрын
He's alright
@eighteen-naked-cowboys 5 жыл бұрын
@B Bennett yikes
@amyelizabeth529 5 жыл бұрын
I rewatched it too! I was looking at how much the musicians were enjoying it as well.
@Hephzie101 5 жыл бұрын
Allison Elizabeth exactly. He was really good
@mindynix 5 жыл бұрын
SAME
@sophieimm6321 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he secretly just gets annoyed when people clap for him in the middle of a joke or like after and that just makes him better.
@nickolasrojas845 5 жыл бұрын
He could’ve been Timon from the lion king
@luuketaylor 5 жыл бұрын
*Been itching for more Mulaney content; today is a dream come true!*
@cjdfv 5 жыл бұрын
That itch is actually crabs.
@sarvin4471 5 жыл бұрын
Luke Taylor RIGHT THERE WITH YA BUDDY sorry I yelled, I was just so excited cause same
@w8w8whatnow95 5 жыл бұрын
Great monologue...I cannot remember the last one that's been this good. Maybe April 2018?
@kbrock9146 5 жыл бұрын
Ohohohohohohohohoho!!!! I see what you did there, fine person! Nicely done.
@ashleycharrette5243 5 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is so weird I love him
@okkcomputer 4 жыл бұрын
whats weird about him? everything to you fucking millenials is weird and random, go fuck yourself
@okkcomputer 4 жыл бұрын
@Ashlyn Haley nope
@minxxaii7369 4 жыл бұрын
Damn y'all flipped the fuck out over this comment
@tianna6933 4 жыл бұрын
@@minxxaii7369 fr lmao
@kelxy4105 4 жыл бұрын
He’s weirdly attractive for a tall child
@ZanraiKid 5 жыл бұрын
“He’s in cat hospice.” What is it about that line that’s so melodic?
@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын
Me, at start of video: "Please, please, please let this one be as good as the previous one. Please also don't recycle any Kid Gorgeous material, because we've all seen it since then, precisely because of the previous monologue being so fantastic." Me, at end of video: "Thank you, cool guy, for fulfilling my every request." #TrueStory *Bonus* : He even had new material about Petunia! 🐶
@lletnahc08 5 жыл бұрын
this was from his Kid Gorgeous tour, it just wasn't in the Netflix special.
@climbinguphill 5 жыл бұрын
@@lletnahc08 He didn't do any of this material when I saw him on the tour.
@chriscollum5658 5 жыл бұрын
this is probably the beginnings of new material that will turn into his next tour/special cycle eventually. would make sense if he test drove it on the end of the last tour/hosting snl this time
@mar-wr4io 4 жыл бұрын
Do you realize he used to write for SNL and he would write monologues for celebrities
@tejaswoman 4 жыл бұрын
@@mar-wr4io - Yes, and apparently he was co-writer on one of my single favorite monologues ever, Justin Timberlake's song about how he wasn't going to sing.
@elijahmiller7700 5 жыл бұрын
I wish he just did this monologue for the whole episode
@eighteen-naked-cowboys 5 жыл бұрын
an hour of mulaney stand up > snl since 2000
@JHulse29 5 жыл бұрын
You can see it! It's called kid gorgeous and it's on netflix
@SwissAdelina 5 жыл бұрын
Also New In Town. And The Comeback Kid. All on Netflix and all total gems.
@dennissweeney11 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the musicians in the back are smiling so much
@rachelbrand 3 жыл бұрын
well this surely hits a lot different now
@ajwelsh3191 5 жыл бұрын
John “tiger mom” Mulaney still waiting to rent Addams Family Values.
@brucelau2023 5 жыл бұрын
really love hearing this guy's voice in Spider-verse tho, very talented stand up comedian , really one of the best monologues i've heard on SNL in a while
@ginabell694 4 жыл бұрын
"I was watching TCM, cuz I was not an athletic child." Same
@beatnikmary 3 жыл бұрын
John: I USED to do cocaine... John: I'm happily married... Me: Oh ouch now I'm sad. :(
@Digmer 3 жыл бұрын
damn did not know he got a divorce and relapsed...that sucks...
@oliverstvchannel6442 2 жыл бұрын
This is very unfortunate.
@zuhasajid900 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be he is doing fine now and he is going to be a dad!
@sarcasticallyrearranged 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, placing his sobriety on an unplanned kid is such a good idea!
@PyrofreakStudios Жыл бұрын
@@sarcasticallyrearranged yes we all get it it’s very fun to judge strangers
@tobimakkura 5 жыл бұрын
They seriously just need to let comedians do the monologue their way. This was actually decent
@monkeythief5 5 жыл бұрын
Tobi Makkura They have though. But I believe there were a few times some comedians were a bit too controversial for the show, and the show got some heat for it.
@Tracymmo 5 жыл бұрын
They do with stand up comedians. Many other people struggle with the monologue format though.
@PurpleSnappingTurtle 5 жыл бұрын
i am a Petunia stan first, human second. she will always be the alpha, no matter how many times John pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon.
@michellehopelamb5353 5 жыл бұрын
HeyItsReagan why do I feel like he’s still doing this in the hopes the power dynamic will change?
@kz1000ps 5 жыл бұрын
I got to meet Petunia a couple weeks ago!! She's so much cuter than I thought she'd be lol
@veraryzhik 5 жыл бұрын
mmmm dinner!
@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын
@@kz1000ps - so would that make her better or worse as Jesus in front of the turkey?
@playgroundchooser 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a secret spy code??
@Boxerkyd1995 5 жыл бұрын
was sad to see the siren bit cut from his special because everyone was dying laughing at it live but I’m glad it gets to live here now.
@anahernandezcardona9165 5 жыл бұрын
John deserves all the love and success he’s been having.
@the8ctagon 5 жыл бұрын
This is the first SNL host monologue that I was able to watch all the way through to the end without weeping from embarrassment.
@lgfl 5 жыл бұрын
What about Dave Chapelle's monologue after Trump was elected? That was brilliant. I think what makes the monologue of torture is when non comedians have to open the show.
@the8ctagon 5 жыл бұрын
@@lgfl I haven't seen that one. Thank you - I'll look it up.
@lgfl 5 жыл бұрын
@@the8ctagon cool let me know what you think. Peace
@vicjoseromero 5 жыл бұрын
Born and raised in NYC. That description is completely accurate. I'm so glad that he brought up the psychology of the subway announcements. I hope he'll someday mention how the male voice reminds us that sexual harassment is illegal. Yikes!
@MOaxol 4 жыл бұрын
Victor Romero they have to...remind yall that sexual harassment is illegal?
@tejaswoman 4 жыл бұрын
The Dallas rail announcement voice has the names of the routes spliced in or something, because she always sounds like she forgot for a moment which one we're on: "This is the... [overly long pause] Green Line."
@indiag89 5 жыл бұрын
The old timey siren sounds he did sound exactly like our tornado sirens in Oklahoma.
@cassiewilliams1164 4 жыл бұрын
IndyMode honestly tho
@30catsinacardigan22 4 жыл бұрын
same in Tennessee lol!
@derrickbird9676 3 жыл бұрын
Every Wednesday in Tulsa
@kalebsasser4740 3 жыл бұрын
@@derrickbird9676 Amen.
@kpwylar 2 жыл бұрын
“don’t google us” gets me every time
@treefiddytwoo 5 жыл бұрын
yo he came out swinging, wasn’t expecting that!! had me in stitches 🤣👌
@treefiddytwoo 5 жыл бұрын
nope
@stalinov91 5 жыл бұрын
Finally, not an actor with SNL cast members having to walk in and disrupt throughout the monologue to make it "funny".
@systemBuilder 5 жыл бұрын
He was once an snl writer. He knows just how the game is played!
@dajosee 5 жыл бұрын
Since he was an SNL Writer for years, they must have faith in him
@StanfordChiou 5 жыл бұрын
Not only was he a longtime SNL writer, he's also a very experienced stand-up. He probably does funny monologues most nights of the year.
@katyk829 3 жыл бұрын
Oof the cocaine joke hits differently now
@laycebug3260 3 жыл бұрын
right
@robertanderson1690 3 жыл бұрын
It makes it a bit sadder to think about, sure, but this is a problem John has always had and there was always the possibility of relapse, especially in the situation the world just found itself in, don't let that make you stop laughing at jokes, because he would never have told them if he didn't want you to laugh at them regardless of the situation.
@rx500android 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Soda_Joy 3 жыл бұрын
:(((
@ItsShahrzadG 3 жыл бұрын
what happened?
@danno9299 4 жыл бұрын
"and he's in hospice- HE'S IN CAT HOSPICE!" ^really got me
@harlequin5664 5 жыл бұрын
is that Pete Davidson's friend?
@katebattista7400 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's his lawyer.
@tejaswoman 5 жыл бұрын
@@katebattista7400 - That, or the coach with the controversial rookie.
@MissAmesha 5 жыл бұрын
It's that tall child.
@obiwankenobi1552 5 жыл бұрын
It’s our favorite Asian-American woman.
@brenyatta 5 жыл бұрын
It’s the lawyer, and conceptual piss artist, Shy
@cameronengel5443 5 жыл бұрын
I loved this so much! John Mulaney owns the stage! I guess it takes a great writer to know what really works!
@rebelliouslyartistic 4 жыл бұрын
2:44 that subtle nod after he says, “Don’t google is!” kinda throws me off guard, because it’s meant to be comedically ominous but the delivery makes it better.
@juliannemclaughlin6352 5 жыл бұрын
I started crying at “STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE” L M F A O
@roseJ96 5 жыл бұрын
That joke with Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Amazing.
@cristianleo1247 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t get me wrong, the monologue was hilarious, but I couldn’t get past his feminine hips.
@bossfan49 5 жыл бұрын
resting just below his high waist.
@Alien0426 5 жыл бұрын
Come on, that’s the thing he’s most sensitive about!
@OKatsby 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he is a a proud, Asian-American woman.
@tejaswoman 4 жыл бұрын
This phenomenon kind of reminds me about what he says to the non-Catholics "sorry, didn't mean to exclude you, even though we love to exclude you"... We Mulaney fans are kind of the same way. We like to call out to each other in the comments, knowing full well we're going to confuse the hell out of everybody who hasn't seen the show in question and not caring because it's just so much fun to signal each other with our code. Which reminds me: do you think he still doesn't tell that little monster when they applaud her?
@2thatonegirl16 4 жыл бұрын
No!! He's sensitive about that!!
@IsyMaxine 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he included the dog i "the 4 of them stared" in his story xD
@kelly63096 2 жыл бұрын
John: "I used to do coke..." me: well that didnt age very well
@superliljohn91 2 жыл бұрын
To quote Mitch Hedberg: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
@pippin8131 5 жыл бұрын
hearing john mulaney say “fun and funky beat” is all i need in my life
@Heirllionaire 5 жыл бұрын
He was good. He just won himself a John Mulaney fan...plus he was Spider Ham so it was pretty good momentum.
@katiexyz3263 5 жыл бұрын
I love it when the band cracks up. Great monologue Mister Mulaney
@2ds200 5 жыл бұрын
Female voice: The next stop is: Christopher St. Male voice: STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE!!! LOL!!!!🤣🤣
@angelcanez4426 5 жыл бұрын
He's slowly becoming my favorite host he's killed it both times he's done it.
@romansousa5301 5 жыл бұрын
First time in years that I actually laughed out loud during a SNL monologue. Funny stuff!!!
@deadmemes3122 5 жыл бұрын
That clarinet player in the background looks so entertained by John Mulaney's comedy Edit: (it's probably not a clarinet, I'm an idiot and it's 3 am)
@alexfaccibene6284 5 жыл бұрын
I always love watching him crack up during monologues!
@roysreceptive 5 жыл бұрын
He always looks like he is having a good time. Watch him during Dave Chappell’s monologue. Thats entertaining as well.
@guycole2294 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus, he killed it man, I was in tears almost the whole time. One of the best opening monologues in years and years!
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