It seems to me that it's US only. Conan is a worldwide phenom, we demand more across the globe :D

Channel 106? Well, I guess I'll listen anyway.

Is there a way to watch full podcasts or is it listen only and clips from KZfaq?

Can I listen to ur radio from China

Hi Team Coco, I can't listen to siriusxm in Europe, please can you post the rest of the talk with Jordan on KZfaq or your podcast channel. Conan and Jordan are pure gold!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I will never have enough of this

And to add, he is also a deeply emotional man.

also a fake Italian.

I would like to finally know how he prepares his body in various ways.

And finally; absolutely _no bodyhair_

It's probably best to explain Jordan's job by an actual example. Robert Smigel has a very good detailed account of what Jordan had to do to make the very first Triumph Insult Comic Dog clip happen in the Westminster dog show. It involve a lot of background logistic work, including sneaking the camera crew and equipment past the security. It's definitely a real job.

he woulda made way more as a lawyer, we all owe him a debt of gratitude

"those who need to know.. know" - Jordan Schlansky

if you see how Sona squirms when Jeff Goldblum brings up Jordan, I get the sense some of Conan's staff have put the kabash on including Jordan more, or in any new way. If they had a travel show, something together, I would watch all the time. And I rarely watch the comedy host shows (kimmel, fallon, etc). I think the real genius is Jordan in knowing how to play opposite Conan.

He’s magnificent 😂

​@@JohnFilson-ht8ikvarious people know

When I was in the Marines I had a 1Sgt like Conan whenever I had to input Data into the system on a computer he would walk in and be like "What the hell are you watching? Why does your hair look like a mushroom?!" Everyone else he just kinda ignored but always had a special interest in what I was doing like he had no idea wtf was going on lol.

What are you doing for the other six?

Oddly specific.

but not 19 hours, that would be weird

gotta get those 6 hours in

Wait what, Jordan sent you holiday cards annually??

What a guy

Thanks for sharing this story.

@@henninglarsson6979 Yeah he did! Not that he asked for our personal info or anything like that. For at least a couple years, he sent cards to the restaurant addressed to me and the other staff he met there regularly, on official "Team Coco" holiday cards.

Nice try Jordan.

and the villain is even stronger than ever!

What would make you think he is still alive. Maybe he is the first autonomous AI and can't answer questions outside his programming.

@@MrManueleh perhaps he was never alive. Any grown man with a bill whip has to be dead inside.

I always thought he was just sad or morose but he is mean too? Love it either way

Not even a professional hitman could assassinate him. Conan knows, he "hired that guy to kill him".

You = his own boss 😂😂😂

He's a nonworker! He's just a general non all around. 😅

And you say that to your boss is a bold move to make 😂

Which is made even funnier when he later contradicts himself by saying "Im indifferent, Im here to answer the questions you ask me"

What happen?

​@@ronnies379peterbiltexperie2 There was a writers guild strike so Conan had to improvise, what came out of it are the office episodes including the ones with Jordan

Seemed those writer goes on strike every couple of years, and as a results we always get something positive, and no one really misses them! Remind me, why are they striking for?

@@androgynousmaggot9389 To get paid fairly...wtf

⁠@@androgynousmaggot9389 To be fair the last writers strike (Not the one from last summer) is the reason there is so many reality shows on television now and why Donald Trump became so relevant and dangerous so it isn’t all positive when they strike

There really is no higher honor than being fascinating to Jeff Goldblum. Except for being Conan's associate producer apparently.

@@MISNM0 😂😂😂

@@MISNM0 True, but it really gets interesting if his fascination with you causes him to take off and put on his glasses more than five times in five minutes.

ahhh..I'd absolutely adore if Jordan and Goldblum got together and just talked on camera. Jeff Goldblum is so nice and affirming.. I imagine Jordan would really let his guard down with him!

who is jeff goldblum?

yeah, and this Conan O'Brien guy is alright too i guess

@@Jpuclin yeah... that guy is funny

I concur!

Absolutely

If there was a fan club or meet and greets, I'm there.

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

I’m so glad I have friends like that lol

I want a dynamic like that

I think he does. People like Jordan want others to believe they don’t care, but they hate being challenged, and they have people who see past the mask of arrogance they wear. Behind the disagreeable, narcissistic attitude is insecurity

Well, that's because despite everything Conan says here, Jordan Schlansky is not a real person but a character from Conan's show, loosely based on the real person.

​@@joachimb5721 - He's just an exaggerated version of himself

it's called autism spectrum disorder

While he does play up his personality a bit, this type of contradiction is seen in many real life people as well..Some parts of them are absolutely meticulous while others are completely ignored..I guess at a deeper level it tells something about priorities

Don't forget the exact amount of water he drinks.

😂😂😂😂😂good one!!

Who's that?

I see what you did there!

who?

Various lotions and creams

They must have had his setting on “friendly to humans”

@@Tonyhouse1168😂😂😂

​@@Tonyhouse1168that sounds like something conan qould say 😂😂😂😂

Jordan mastered human friendliness in various ways.

hey I really have to know, please reply if you can, DID HE SMILE?

Idk. I dont think it would be as good as you think. Jordan is like an absinthe that can only be consumed in small amounts otherwise its poison and toxic.

He’s been on the Inside Conan pod, there’s clips on youtube

I want this every single day. 😂😂😂😂

I have the impression that Sona doesn't like him very much. She's hardly present every time Jordan appears and when she is she makes annoyed - disgusted expressions. Plus, she never ever talks about him, being both workmates for a long time and all.

Sona would probably end up in a hospital because of all the laughing

For real, bwahahahaha!!!! 😂😂

I dunno about being unstoppable but there is a lot of tension for no good reason Conan is kind of giving him a hard time which maybe puts Jordan on defensive, but he's not entirely giving him a hard time and he's not entirely off.

fr 1 minute in and I am literally laughing my ass off. I've missed this duo

That short "Hi" had me laughing ;D

The sas! "I didn't realize I was functioning as an audio engineer" 🤣

Thank you for pointing this out! So funny!

😂 yep

but 1994 was only 10 years ago..... oh no, i'm old

​@@emu_warrior 10 years?

​@@emu_warrior 😂

@@danielsarmiento1591 a joke is really good if you have to explain it.... the joke is that it feels like the 90s was only 10 years ago but it was very long ago now, and we are all old (those born in the 70/80s)

I was born in 2003 so... completely relatable XDDD

He is playing a hyper exaggerated version of himself. He probably has similar tendencies and likes, but does not act to such a standoffish extreme. It's why it seems almost real

The most phenomenal is that they tell you over and over that he really is just like that, and people still can't believe.

@@alexmangorove It’s probably because he is like that with the people he’s comfortable with. I somehow relate to him, so I’m sure he is not behaving like that towards the random people.

@@alexmangorove What bothers me is sometimes people assume that they would have the same dynamics, but that won’t be the case. So I disapprove the people who act like Conan towards him. He mostly plays along because he is aware of the situation and those things are on the camera.

@@alexmangorove Dude, that is part of the joke.

Letterman also did it, and I wonder if other hosts have done it in the past. But if you start out having bits with paid actors who appear just to say a line or two, or just stand in a costume and wave... it seems like a natural evolution to have an intern or staffer do that short bit instead of having to cast and hire an actor. Especially if you want to do bits with a plant in the audience, its a little more obvious if the plant is an actor whos done the show a bunch of times, but if the plant is a random staffer or intern, then its a little less obvious. Then before you know it, these random staffers are suddenly part of the segment actors stable. And the next thing you know they are sitting in a car with Kevin Hart and Ice Cube. The real genius step that Conan took I think was bringing the cameras behind the scenes on the writers and staffers, and just making the real everyday office intrigues part of the show. Who stole Sona's mug? Who's been eating all the free cake? Featuring specific staffers like Jordan and effects guy Bill Tull comes so natually out of all of that. And then he took it even a step further and they created a podcast where they talk about the nuts and bolts of how the show is made. And its incredibly fascinating to hear from all of these people who we know either their work, or we may have seen them in one of those office remotes. And then Conan continues the tradition by dragging Sona and Matt into his podcast. Overall I think it shows that Conan has a keen ear for what is funny, trusts his staff to also have that ear, and isnt bothered by letting someone else be funny on camera... even if they arent someone who wanted the limelight.

Basically what the Howard stern show did

@@patreekotime4578 dude no one’s reading all that

​@@iGaveLiaHIV It's probably Jordan with a fake id

​@@iGaveLiaHIV 😅😅, why did u do that to Lia ? 😮😮😊😊😊

Conan, Sona, Matt AND Jordan? What a beautiful, chaotic nightmare that would be.

It works in small doses....I wouldn't want to see/hear it all the time

It might be too powerful tbh. Like it would overwhelm the topics at hand or their guests

I think they would kill each other. That’s why the dosage is limited.

I suppose, the only one actually didn't do anything (but enchanted Conan and everyone else with her presence) was Sona.

@@thewaldfe9763 that's true! I think it's 'coz Sona was honest about it 😂😂

I'll take Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington as my #1. But these guys are decent second.

@@douglemmikey1082 100%. And Stephen is the icing on the cake of that duo.

@@douglemmikey1082 their dynamic definitely reminds me of Ricky and Karl and to this day, I will still throw on one of the old XFM shows to listen to when I'm bored

@@ryangovender7032 How is it called?

@@marcel3879 Jordan Schlansky Needs a Friend... or something.

@@ryangovender7032 i can’t find his episode on Spotify. May i ask if it’s a full episode of him or a segment? I can’t find his name in the title.

I'm looking for the full version too. Did you find it?

This is from the radio show.

l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

these two are way more interesting than most celebrities. the matt sona conan trio is also really fun to just listen to

I barely survive from laughing too hard watching that series lolll

"Prego Prego rastafariann"

America's Karl Pilkington?

I've seen him laugh and break character on some of Conan's episodes from time past. I'm not so sure he's isn't at least 10% faking his persona to get a laugh. I worked with a person like this who adored me , but they got under my skin like no tomorrow. I was the ONLY person this person in the workplace liked and it was I also the only person in which she seemed to respect. I had my own Jordan and it was kind of awesome but she said things that would make even the strongest men cower in fear.

@@TheAgentAssassin He is definitely leaning into it, but "breaking the character" part could happen to anyone in a comedic situation.. specially with somebody who's a comedy genius like Conan is😄 I'm surprised that Jordan can keep straight face most of the times

​@Un árbol A multitude of various things.

@@RedeemingTheUneven2 I was looking for someone to say this. KP is definitely the OG. KP looks after me

The bullwhip was, the funniest.

wow, crazy that he turned out to be your brother, huh?

I was expecting to read best friend, brother and husband but good for you

Brilliant 😂😂

Make that a monthly special. :)

I agree. Hire Schansky, fire Matt.

Hear me out: "An Associate Producer Abroad". Pay the licensing to Gervais if you have to. I would like to see no one more than JS trotting the globe, visiting major historical sites and cities and cultures, and being put into ridiculous travel circumstances that he has to wind his way out of. JS would jump at the chance I think because he would believe he could always outsmart Conan, Conan meanwhile is working to make life unbearable for Jordan as his trips continue on. Cat and mouse style.

Monthly

I would totally binge watch that.

Right out of the gate 😂🍀

You would think out of all the various tasks and responsibilities he has...

For real, this guy is one of my favorite comedians. He's so good at this

he had various duties and responsibilities

So he did show up at work. That's something.

This sounds accurate. Can't imagine trying to have a human conversation with someone that looks like they're thinking about killing you every time you talk to them.

@@yooein at 12:30

His job is probably a bunch of mash up jobs. Probably a bit of technical, a bit of design, knows a little bit about showbiz and a little bit of admin and management. So, in essence, an unspecialized job to make sure day to day operations remain smooth

That's not what happened but go ahead and imagine whatever you want to imagine Bubba.

I can tell you're lying to your own self by the way. Cause you know very well, that's not what happened.

@@fyfyi6053wtf is ur problem lol

He does have a true gift

i hope not that soon. they got plenty of stuff to show.

Matt Gourley

Biscotto (if you only had one)

@@curlykutie Jordan would be proud 😂

​@@curlykutiedang, beat me to it 😅

I have a public playlist of ALL Jordan Schlansky clips in chronological order (75 videos in total including this one) on my channel :)

@@curlykutie clicked the replies to see this comment, was not disappointed.

I had to stop listening and wait for my husband to come home from his submarine to confirm his accuracy 6:11 he was right.

It's basically what all the politicians do 😅

It’s surely played up a little for the camera but it’s wild to see how he’s like his on screen self lol

Conan loves to make people laugh. I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to work for decades to improve and master your craft, yet have random people not even give you credit for your decades of making millions of people laugh, and skip right to some guy that just rode life on easy mode on your coattails. But let's give credit to Conan. If he was as insecure as he says he is, he never would have let Jordan become popular.

I like how out of all the videos that conan has made so far for the podcast this one gets the most views

😂😂😂😂

It’s an act.

@@xploration1437 its not, he has a illness

@@xploration1437 And how would you know?

@@kalleidemation you see him break character in a couple interactions they have. It’s on KZfaq.

@@xploration1437 yeah he laughs and stuff so what? He’s not allowed to ever laugh?

I think he did say it once in the last episode of Conan, according to people in the audience. It wasn't very interesting and could probably be done in an hour per day. The rest of his time was probably spent planning trips to Italy.

Same 😭

If he had then something probably would've made sure that we wouldn't get to hear it. Maybe the audio would've failed

Jesus....these terrible Norm call backs that have been done to death and now actually destroyed Norms jokes are cringe af.

@@avidadolares you're an acid-tongued arab

We'll just have to treasure our time with Norm in the past. But damn that that wouldve been fun

It's sad that Conan was never on Norm's podcast either. would have been epic

​@@avidadolares It keeps his legacy alive.

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Harrison slipped