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Very happy you’re getting sponsors, Mr. Gundam.

i like your stuff i really do, but raycon is straight up low tier garbage. but sponsor is sponsor.

It's funny how Hasan could say this with such a straight face when people who work construction jobs and coal mining basically at times risk their life and well being just to put food on the table meanwhile Hasans like streaming is so hard and so draining meanwhile raking in millions of dollars just by sitting on his butt while construction workers could lose limbs on the job or coal miners getting black lung

That kid at (7.49) was the most brilliant troll we’ve ever bore witness to, he’s just way too ahead of the bulk of US, that everyone is missing what he is eluding to, and saying. It’s perfect that he make the Disingenuous Act Ma’am get all hissy fitty

Even OnlyFans models complaining about nasty simps are not so ironic.

Hassan preaching socialism while wearing a rolex hat is a close second

@@andrewfantome4020exactly, like you wouldn’t have anything without those losers😂

the guys insufferable. peak A-hole sense of intitlement

@@Nic9458 Moreover, they deliberately work specifically for this audience.

as if that will make most people feel any better. as if that will fill everyone's stomachs.

Hahahahaha, yeah, it's sad and dam hilarious

And pay him.

And give him their spending money.

We all need a clown or a lowcow to fell better in our worst moments.

Wanna see my rash 😂😂😂😂

😢

That's most jobs

Are you blindfolded?

As an elementary school educator I feel the same. Working with kids and forcing yourself to be child friendly 5 days a week is not easy.

The master yapper

Kinda like his idol Marx in that regard. Never worked a day in his life.

⁠​⁠@@kalashnikovdevil None of them ever do, and neither do the people who follow them. They’re typically born into wealth, have benefactors, or they’re a bohemian artist who found themselves sentenced to prison with nothing better to do than to write an ideoIogicaI manifestø.

I appreciate the alliteration

It all comes full circle lol

Pedophilic Progressives.

I like the term Mercedes Marxist Ty Idles

a communist that doesnt donate 90% of his wealth isnt a commie by definition, their ideology involve giving his personal gains to comunity so society can improve...in theory. so when i see rich commies is like watching a vegan eating a big steak in front of you, happly enjoying the meal and saying "eating meat is evil, imoral and poopy"

Have you met any Gen Z leftists before? Very "interesting" people to say the least....

They loved, when someone told what they wanted to hear.

Children bro... Literal children.

I don't ether I do watch certain streamers(mostly hololive vtubers) Streamers should be entertaining I can't fathom anyone finding any of these people entertaining

Destiny has crushed all of them

Hassan is the Low Testosterone version of fvcking DSP, I swear.

​@@brockdavidDidn't know you could go lower.

@@AlmightyRager95 At least DSP doesn’t Stan literal terrorists, I guess.

@@AlmightyRager95 Ha$an is a master of reaching new lows.

@@brockdavid Dude I almost cracked a rib.

I mean this is a dogshit take. You know other people aren't just you but they look different right? You sound like a liberal bro

Worst possible scenario is having a poo covered phone shoved at you. Which apparently happens 🤔 70% of the jobs I've done had death as a worst case scenario, one job i did for just shy of five years involved gross stuff and potential for workplace fatality

@@dylanburns7253 I mean, technically 1 out of 6 phones have fecal matter so you're right lol Same, I was in the Army, that was "socially draining" 🤣

The fact you worked for Apple at an Apple Store tells me all I need to know, literally the window lickers of the IT and technology world, and their customers are about as clueless and stupid as it gets.

its the struggle Olympics age. Westerners are silly

@@Azuciea He should write a book about it and call it "My struggle"...

​​@@varvarith3090"The Strugglers Manifesto"

It's more like a diamond but plug

@@varvarith3090 Lol. Sounds like a familiar prince.

He doesn't understand what it's like to work a full time job and still be struggling financially without even having a costly hobby that can be cut back on.

Imagine cleaning toilets all day to hassan tell you a "real job doesn't suck out your soul"

Hes never worked a warehouse job thats for sure

@@knightraithwall8924 And then, for a lot of people, be lonely with no partner (single rates are incredibly high these days), suffering from depression, and having no time and/or energy to do the things you enjoy while Hasan probably is off partying every night with a bunch of other rich people who don't give a damn about you.

I served the U.S. military. Military service sucked the soul out of me, made my life nothing but work, no girls, no drinking, no friends, and always duty, duty, duty. It sucked the life out of me, chewed me up, and spit me out, starting at 5:30 AM on Monday morning until the next Monday at 5:30 AM, then I do eight hour duty each day for the odd weeks. The winning spirit, isn't made of money, it is made of dedication to victory, success, service, duty, honor, and country.

Yeah I guess me coming home some days wanting to cast self deletus on myself wasn't my soul getting sucked out of me.

I mean, he literally mentioned both of those, but okay.

Yes once the goblin in front get his full you get scarps and have to share that with everyone else

Sounds like capitalism too, no surprise why in capitalist countries the 1% own most of the wealth in all the country while workers haven't had a significant wage increase to inflation since the 1960s

According to what/who? Its not what its description says.

​@@Stormdrakalol, are you so daft as to believe a description without proof these days?

He didnt get super rich his family has always been rich

But anyhoo

this mfer would lose his mind if he worked at a dominoes

Would love to see Jeremy Clarkson rip into Hasan and asmongold and other useless people. Hahaha.

Bro my jaw dropped when Ludwig thought working in apple tech support was comparable to hard labor. Like how out of touch does someone have to be to think this?

​@@n8_b_h what makes Clarkson NOT useless as well?

That minds me of the time Tyra Banks actually cosplayed a homeless person and people on the street still recognized her.

The only time I've ever heard of this dude is when people hate on him.

@@danelynch7171 that's how I first heard of him, the I thought "he can't really be this stupid right?" I was wrong. So, so wrong.

I've been clicking do not recommend, but KZfaq still puts his "reactions" on my feed. makes you think huh

@@stellviahohenheim I've genuinely never been recommended one of his videos. I'm goina blame you guys if he starts popping up now!

Does he even have a braincells left?

You're a better person than ASSan. Best of luck to you.

Thanks for doing a necessary job. I hope your pay and hours gets better!

I'm sure you've heard this before, but what you do is valuable, not many people are cut for it and you're the best person that can possibly be doing this job given the circumstances. Thanks for tackling the challenge.

A Nurse too? I'm on a 30 minutes break working a 16 hour shift.

Hey, you’re doing more for people by taking care and helping others, unlike these “streamers” here

Eww why he would do that.

Oof. Flashback to Highschool, best of luck man, stay hydrated.

I know that's right.

Re-roofed two massive chicken houses. Thankfully it was just galvanized roofing panels, put doing that day in and day out would be brutal.

Hauling bricks up scaffolding "Well, at least I'm not a content streamer"

💯💯💯💯

Facts.

No surprise Marx himself was upper class

@@Boomslayer19 Engels. Marx is a little harder to place but many liken him to regular middle class

@@Boomslayer19Imagine that. And all these suck offs look up to him like he was some kinda underdog.

Same thing with my dad! I’d love for Hasan to work at a steel plant for a week and see how he fares

What you said is true, but nurses will also work 16 hours because they want more money 😂

@@trashfire9641 ok, ok. But you get my Point right? They are already filthy rich. I have yet to see a filthy rich nurse.

@@trashfire9641 Many nurses are assigned to shifts they would prefer not to work, but accept them because they don't want to lose the particular job they have. So yes, money is a factor, but it is seldom the case that they just think, "I'm going to work extra today because I like working 16 hours and getting money."

@@trashfire9641 but nurses can't just leave and go home anytime they want all the time everytime they have a shift at the hospital because they will eventually get fired. Streamers can continuously decide the length of their stream time for perpetuity without any consequences because they have control of their careers.

@@tinewordsmith126 I agree

Lets be honest, he wouldn't last a day

He couldn't even keep a job with his uncle's company.

@@my_name_is_desh727 Lets be doubly honest, 99% of people don't want a job like that because of school indoctrination.

month? too much credit my dude. I'd give him a week

Its why most of them do what they do They are socially inept Lonely Angry Lazy Incapable of physical activity

No he'd hace to commit to something to find that out

I mean... If Luffy was a modern day pirate, he would be in the middle of the sea stealing cargo ships. Technically, he would limit people's access to food and riches since those ships are losing goods.

@@n4ughty_knightluffys idea of a pirate is some one free from governments or hypocritical creeds. Since hes so strong getting food or goods is as easy as helping someone out for an afternoon. If luffy was a pirate today he would be wacking somalis and getting paid out of love and respect not any demands.

@n4ughty_knight technically luffy doesn't fit even by the common pirate standards of the one piece world so that's kind of irrelevant? Dude is mainly a pirate for the exploration part and gathering treasures but he doesn't mind stealing, fighting, etc along the way as it's all just fun to him. If anything you could say Luffy represents that very idea that no one should govern your ideals except your heart so the idea of him being pro communist is kinda so out of left field

If Hasan was capable of any degree of critical thinking, he’d realize how none of what he says has any logical basis.

He’s taking L’s constantly. Yesterday it was for taking act ma’ams side

when it comes to his so called streamer friends like It'sAGundams future ex wife pokimane, hassan list goes on he becomes dumb it's understandable it's his friends

​@@Spaciousfoot......what did act man do? Im ootl

@Spaciousfoot Even before that, taking the MelonieMac situations, out of context.

@@Vardanix2468 I would also like to know

Yup, comes off as arrogant and no one likes an arrogant person

@@n.g.l.He's a commie, he cant help his stupidity.

Bet you anything, breathing is a laborious process, a tiring task, for the Disingenuous Act Ma’am.

@@brockdavid O M G XD

same

Oh, and the (???) should be "on boarded".

Hassan indeed has a very punchable face!

can confirm from personal experience, you do need to be bullied even a little bit to grow into a well adjusted human being at least if not a proper man.

Hasan makes DSP look like Lou Ferrigno. The Act Ma’am is the Low T version of DSP.

Hahahah. Amazing point.

My real job is honest work. I don’t have to hate myself for a real job. Like clearly many super rich complainers do constantly.

​@@n8_b_hsame here. I work in a multimedia private office, 9 to 5 shift. Make 108 dollars monthly. It's a real job, an honest one, and it can still feel draining because I don't get enough time for my own passion projects (art and animation). But I can at least take pride in knowing I actually have skills that can come in handy to someone better than Hasan

He won my punchable awards a year back

​@@ARStudios2000 and the funny part he surpassed Kathleen Kennedy's previous records.

Matt Walsh is always a strong contender. I think certain people grow beards to hide their punchable faces.

@@scockery Matt is definitely in the running for the award.

Nahh thats John Somalis award, Hassan gets second place award.

big ups nugz

@@wafflebunny123 big ups

"Crash into slumber"

Are they actually related?

@@yikaiye9241 yeah, Cenk Uygur is the biological brother of Hasan’s father

I will call him that.

I call Cenk, Big Fat Brown Cow. I think Atheism is unstoppable, had that much,100%

It's hard, but it also needs luck. Most of the time But then again every job need some kind of "grind". To be able get you employed, you need formal education, which means you need you HS degree with decent score at worst, you grind for your level of education. The thing is, with the same amount of "grind", real job give you less than stream. Stream has low requirement to do but with high ceiling, while real job need higher floor with lower ceiling. The thing with asmon take is, he thought while stream needs grind, real life job didn't do that. Imagine real job after you hired, you still need to grind your way to promotion, either work harder, licking your supervisor's boots, pretend you're fine with douche co-workers, have to be "friendly" to keep the harmony until promotion next 2-5 years later

He's admitted to being a propagandist. I bet if you had him for a few hours under a heat lamp, he would admit it's all a grift.

​@@stillcantbesilencedevennowhe'd crack in minutes. He's a coward.

@@Dwightpower88 Absolutely. He only acts so hostile and disingenuous because he's behind a screen and has an exorbitant amount of wealth (since money is power). If done right I don't even think he'd last 30 seconds. Not that I'd be much better, but I'm nothing like him in terms of attitude and morals.

Hatred for his fellow men is true

Ayy, someone got it right!

It's probably bc most of his chat are bots.

I wonder if "content creators" use bots and stuff to get more views

That is how the (empty) Democrat mind operates.

you can see how disturbing it is in pokimanes stream

The worst part is not only does he get to do that but he makes more than most people ever will working real honest jobs

"Bed pan mom...BED PAN"

Absolutely disgusting that capitalists will point to this guy as an example of a socialist

@@wyvernah because socialist are the biggest greed larper out there, another name for them would be grift capitalist.

That would make more sense as "peak oligarchy."

​@@wyvernah"nooooo he's not a real socialist!"

@@wyvernah "hez nut da reeeel zoocialist!!! reel zoo-cia-list hab neber bean implementurd" bruh! even marx' dad thought his son was a useless whinny bum in the letters he wrote him. hassan stinks so similar to Karl himself, that maybe Y O U are not the real socialist, bob.

And that was before he shined FDR's shoes.

For some reason the only champagne I can imagine this forever-wilting, eternally soy manchild consuming is a bottle that’s already been filtered through the human digestive system, strained through urine-soaked cheesecloth, then repackaged into the bottle with the cork duct taped back in.

Hasan and other guy named Second Thought are big examples of Champagne socialist the Second Though guy is even worse because he like to enjoy like one of the most capitalist thing ever, driving super cars.

LOL same

🤔 this Hassan guy wouldn’t last 2 hours working a shovel on construction job before he tap out

I’d give him thirty minutes, actually 10 before he’d quit and bet money on it

Hasan is the low testosterone version of DSP

Atleast dsp struggels to get paid.

DSP struggles with life in general. It’s a miracle the man ever got married.

I'm shocked he's made it this far without losing everything ​@@KindredEmotions

@@KindredEmotions I think it's a miracle he is even breathing, to be quite honest.

That clip kills me every time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's never been about the money. It's always been about his Ego. He was born rich and wants to stream to have a social reach for his faux social status.

I don't doubt it

Probably depends on his contract. I know some streamers have moved platforms to get fewer required streaming hours per month so they could do things outside of streaming.

it's an insult to moist critical

We meet again Snakkkkkeeee!

Don't ask Cenk or Cenk's nephew what they think about the Armenian genocide.

Well, his uncle Cenk IS a "Young Turk" afterall lol

Why do you think his uncle runs a media organization called The Young Turks? 🧐

They still deny that. You can deny THAT one, but the ridiculous one with the masturbation machines, that one you can't question. Weird huh

That's the tricky thing about history. Look back far enough and *everyone* becomes the villain at some point.

You give him too much credit. People like him don't have souls.

Conservatives whine about out of touch millionaire liberals like Has and then vote for Donald Chump (the literal embodiment of Richie Rich) to be President five minutes later because they cannot even spell hypocrisy

​@@ANPC-pi9vucommies don't have souls. I thought we all knew this.

make rich pay - says rich kid who gets donations from broke af kids

@@totomen666 Donald Chump?

Is your problem with the champagne part, or with the socialist part?