In a brighter timeline, that would be the only meaning

I like this idea.

omg yes, but the drag queen would be chill or else it would be a sensory meltdown

That got really culty very quickly

Even if you interpret this as they meant it - "stop associating with drag queens" - it's still weird. Not all drag queens are gay for one thing. And it also conjures up a mental image of a huge army of drag queens all dressed up, just hanging around with straight men, doing nothing "worse" than having a few drinks or watching football in a companionable sort of way. Seems rather sweet and harmless to me.

literally just... either confusing or straight-up funny

I must admit, once the singing started, I burst out laughing. I'm sure anyone who has ever created any sort of content has looked back at some of their early stuff and cringed. This LMNOP crowd take that to a new level. This looks like they're creating a cringefest on purpose.

Honestly I thought it was too. I mean it was extremely homophobic, but it was also absolutely laughable.

I'm the 1K like...that's a new one

@@ScientistCat haha straight up

They definitely took a HUGE L

@@luxitos2867 yessss

​@@luxitos2867How dare you! I was gonna say something like that! XD

For real. I always hear it when someone comes out of the closet and there are like 35352344 people saying ‘OH I HoPe YoU DOnT ROpE MEh!!, as if a person of the opposite gender couldn’t do the same thing

@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 the kids are being taught it though.

​@@Scifi4life ​ @Dr Samuel Hayden secret gaming channel by 'being taught it', what is actually happening is 'being taught LGBTQ people EXIST', not that they should be LGBTQ lol. Like I swear straight people will hear that LGBTQ inclusivity is being taught in schools and assume kids are being brainwashed into being gay. NO, they're being taught LGBTQ+ people EXIST, and to be kind and accepting toward them because they're inevitably gonna come across them, or may turn out to be a part of the community themselves. Considering how much bullying there is in school's towards our community, that education is necessary. And last time I checked, kids are allowed to know straight people exist, they're allowed to know their parents are married, and allowed to watch disney movies with heterosexual couples who kiss and get married, and they know that people assigned female at birth can be girls and people assigned male can be boys. They know straight and cis people exist, so why on earth should they not also know LGBTQ+ people exist? There's literally zero explanation for why LGBTQ+ inclusivity should not be taught in school other than literal h0m0ph0bia/transph0bia. There is nothing inherently sexual or inappr0priate about being qu33r, and kids already know about cishet gender and sexuality.

@@Lisa_Flowers I agree with you that there's nothing wrong with teaching kids gay people exist. But it's not appropriate to tell kids in kindergarten about gender identity and that they can change their gender. That's what I disagree because it's too young for kidd to even be thinking about that stuff.

Because that one time u mispronounce their pro nouns! Yo whole life could be ruined because they feel you’ve threatened their existence as a human being, Women’s sports, influence on kids, Bathrooms, women’s privacy need I go on?

I doubt kids would even question it- if anything, they're more likely to ask why everyone uses the same bathroom at home, but at school boys and girls have to use different ones.

@@bronztrooper9440 Not to mention that younger kids will go into the "wrong" gender segregated bathroom sometimes if boys are out with just with their Mum or girls are out with just their Dad

pretty much. I was 12 and the school completely re-did one of their bathrooms to be for everyone. Honestly it was the most popular one because all the cubicles had doors that actually gave you privacy-- it was a pretty terrible school so not having to worry about people looking in at you was a great relief for everyone. No one thought it was weird. Everybody was good with the change, and that was back in 2012.

"How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children???" I suggest... words.

@@bronztrooper9440 I always wanted to know the answer to that question and nobody ever came with a satisfactory explanation (to me). Except for the use of mictory for men (which is not always present and could be separated) why men/women bathrooms???

Families were Great when tne father was a disciplinarian who terrorized the kids and everyone was forcibly conditioned to conform to narrow norms. They called it freedom, and probably godliness.

I agree with “Make a family great.” Make the family sweet and inclusive to everyone, be friendly and treat everyone with love and respect they deserve. That’s what a great family is. Not this homophobic BS.

@@Mystery-Wolf ngl you got me in the first half

"Make the family great again" shouted those that disown, shame, harm, abuse their kids for being who they are without hurting anyone. What a great message indeed. At least now I know why they are against abortions. Why would you need abortions when you see your children as disposable objects that you can destroy and throw away when they do something you don't "agree with"?

@@credendovides20 right? like they don't see how hypocritical they are when they claim "pro-life"

Ayyyy trans pfp gang

that sounds like a very good idea actually

Their acronym sounds like it would be too. Like the mayor in the Lorax lol

Oh my gosh... 🤯

Aren’t they tough?

@@emmadrew3911 dude holding the “make the family great again” sign even speaks like one lmao

Ironically? I'd say it's pretty expected 😂

Sadhets more like.

The editing is so bad, I’d seen five year olds make better edited videos.

Cishet and they scare me too. Other people existing and living their lives isn’t a threat to me. I just don’t understand the fear and hate. 😳

We aren't all like this, I swear!

As a cis person, we don’t claim these idiots.

I love that second theory so much lol

Maybe their families would be better if they just accepted their LGBTQIA+ family members.

is that why they turned out this way ?

Lol

I don’t, they chose to be assholes and apparently completely disregard research about how to raise a happy healthy family, so, that’s in them.

“we have daddy issues”- LMNOP

they need to rethink their targets

I got a transphobic ad on this video lol

I am getting so many homophobic and transphobic video recommendations on KZfaq Plz help

I got an ad for estrogen 🥲 (I’m a genderfluid person who is AFAB)

@@Kai_The_Kai I'm exactly as you are: AFAB, genderfluid, even changed my sex to "X" on my birth certificate and license as it is recognized in New York. I would've absolutely cracked up if I got an estrogen ad, especially when I'm already technically on it as I take birth control every day so I can skip my periods for months. If I had gotten a transphobic one though, I would've been so angry. I'm honestly glad I pay for premium because I'd be giving up on this site if I had to watch ads.

"Then exercise your rights and get away from me."

"👍"

Surely it's a 'vowel' movement? Even if they are a little consonantipated. I'll see myself out

I could have used that for exams…

Lmao true 🤣 (Also hello oliver :> )

I mean it's pretty useful for my next school presentation

@@davidlillecrapp2960 pardon?

@@davidlillecrapp2960 looks like your comment was removed by a filter. Look, if you don’t like us, you should leave. No one’s forcing you to stay and we want this environment to be peaceful.

They did a good job making it absolutely horrifying though 😂

hey..I got an idea!

i'd think this is a parody if i didn't grow up around people doing this.

And then the "horror" is just these clowns desperately running from gay family members who are trying to help them understand and accept them as they are. Then they, the homophobes, die bitter and alone because they were garbage to their loved ones. ~fin~

@@beepboop663 you had us in the first half ngl

It's like how I imagine a homophobic cartoon that just found itself in our dimension would act.

Made even worse by the fact that he's reading from the script the whole time 🤦

"Look like" . . . ?

@@arcadiaberger9204 yeah??

Sounds like the previous president of USA...

Wouldn't that imply that all non cishet white males are too uninformed to switch to another option? Quite ironic for them.

It's especially ironic as female would be the "default" sex if there was such a thing. The infamous y chromosome is just a messed up x chromosome. You can only tell the sex of a fetus later on in the pregnancy because all fetuses start to develop as female but some deviate and become male. It's why the world population is approximately 51% female.

@@solarcupid2583 Woah! that's so cool. Thanks for the fun fact!

@@solarcupid2583 damn me for me being such a deviant. Why didn't it stick? Lol

@@issakelly8071 Well, it is a bit more complicated than that, to be fair. For one thing, there are more than one gene marker for sex. That's how some children are born as a boy while having XX chromosomes. Sometimes a gene for male sex gets attached to an X chromosome. Some XY children have androgen insensitivity syndrome, which means they never develop a male body. So, considering how complex the whole thing is, it is fully possible that transgender is a form of intersex. Just one we haven't grasped yet. Especially since the brain and the reproductive organs have different developmental stages.

*liiFestyllee*

It literally feels like satire

We know there's atleast 6 and less then 16 because if there was anymore then that someone would have told them their video needs to be reworked.

ITS HILARIOUS HONESTLY

This is what baffles me the most about homophobes: how can you hate something and at the same time want to talk about it constantly? I have literally never met someone talking about gay sex more than homophobic people. Not even gays.

Maybe they just want to make their family great again by spending time together. Unfortunately, they only thing they have in common is hating on lgbt people.

@@credendovides20 Try a bisexual subreddit (joking... mostly)

I see you, Ace ❤️

I was gonna make a bad joke about just some random thing he seems like he'd do being another reason but couldn't think of anything so have a thing -©-©-

😭😭😭😭😭

...while wishing the ground would open up and swallow him

But you are, in fact, a person. So, you agree on like... 1/5 of their mantra torture song😂

@@lampekartoffel Can I identify as a toaster instead?

@@mothghost8553 you can but don't get mad when people ask you when are you going to pop up 😉

If I was cis straight, I, too, would be offended at being "ordinary"

@@lampekartoffel no I’m a spud.

tag yourself!! im people !

Genders....?

assigned people at birth

I was assigned *mainstream* at birth, but I then transitioned to *normal*

Being normal is vastly overrated.

Thanks! I started transition yesterday. I called my mom and took my first dose with her because she’s an amazing person. I wanted to write this because your words reminded me of her. Keep being awesome, friend

@@Amara87387 tysm :D have a great day

As a pansexual, I just have one thing to say to you: Straight up! XD Pardon the silly pun.

We all need to come in out of the rain every once and awhile, that’s what Jamie and his community are for. Sending virtual hugs and an umbrella ☔️

He really has to watch some rubbish for us doesn’t he? You can see how much it takes out of him every time he struggles to process what these dumb people are saying.............someone with a PhD shouldn’t have to do this really. It’s a mad world 🌍

Omg U see Jack Edwards too right??? U have excellent taste in KZfaqrs

@@andrewhaywood3853 You put it beautifully.

@@kiranjot.kourrr Thank you!

@The Werewolf Of Scandinavia he u mean?

Obviously Trump is the president and SpaceX is part of his Spaceforce, and Biden isn't even in the Whitehouse.

I was gunna make a comment about his shirt but you beat me to it XD

EXACTLY

i thought they meant space force or whatever it's called

He's like an Eric Andre Show character

Sometimes the videos are so stupid that not even the homophobes can defend them 😂

“A word of advice, Putin, that’s what musicals are like when you don’t allow gay people!” -John Oliver

So just “AL”?

@@Ryucallie this took me a second to understand 😂😂😂😂

@@Ryucallie can someone explain id get it

@@reivioli2604 taking out “music” and “theatre” from the word “musical theatre,” symbolizing how all substance and meaning has been removed from the art by these goobers

AMEN! 🙏❤️🏳️‍🌈

Yes! I mean, who doesn't want a drag queen in the family? They're awesome, funny and they got more style than I'll ever have

Yeah, but having a drag queen in your family doesn't make it great. It makes it ✨FABULOUS✨.

@@grell5108 I assume the people who don't want a Drag Queen in their family are the sort who know they'll be out performed in every category and hate loosing the spotlight 😂

@@grell5108my cousin dresses in that style. I dunno if they’d call themselves a drag queen, but at the end of the day, they’re fabulous! I’m so proud of them

It's a terrible, dystopian, fever dream. :(

I don't understand why people think being Christian means they have to hate all LGBTQ+ people, or that LGBTQ+ people can't be Christian. You would think that rejecting people because of the way they were made by God goes against their faith. Plus, the part in the Bible that basically says "Gay people are bad" was added in the 1950s, so it isn't even in the original version. I myself am a queer Christian, and I hate when people use Christianity as an excuse for their horrible opinions.

@@kathlei7473 I am so sorry that happened to you. That's horrible. And to clarify, I wasn't opposing the original commenter. I was calling out Christians that use their faith to justify being trash people. I hope you're in a better and safer place today, and are able to be who you are!

@@kathrynowens762 thanks, I know you weren't, sorry if it came off that way though

Awesome insight on the matter !

That’s awesome! I have an enby friend in my school who feels really uncomfortable using either men’s or women’s bathrooms, so I hope my school does this too. I’m in India though so probably not happening anytime soon :(

When I was young in my area (in Italy) there were lots of unisex bathrooms especially in places with children around so that both parents could take their kids to the bathroom no matter what their gender was... And now that they are associated with non-binary people they are getting removed. Because people are panicking that they have created something more useful than what they originally thought. It would be insanely funny if it wasn't sad.

@@mrcloud7304 entitled to the right to use the bathroom??? lmao just piss your pants if youre so offended by nongendered bathrooms

I had gender neutral bathrooms at my university. It literally wasn’t a big deal at all

My cissy recovering cocaine addict self would love a public bathroom where i can sniff in peace🤫

That's so cool kiddo! Well done.

I know this doesn’t help but I’m just so sorry you had to go through that

Honestly no human being should ever go through that

I can so relate as a gay man who grew up going to church in Texas. it's scary listening to people talk about how they want Christianity to take over the government

For yours and others sake, I hope the state of Texas develops a more open mind so that doesn't happen any longer.

@@demon-misery7 Me too.

I liked the bit about getting rid of Drag Queen Hour. Is it like Happy hour, but discount drag queen shows? And what about the Drag Kings? Also, I need to find the places with Drag Hours in my town! :D

fight for the right to disassociate with drag queens XD

@@minorshan right?!?! If there is a state with mandatory drag queen hours I want to move there or at least visit, it sounds fun!

I already dissociate, but at least I won't be alone. I'm surrounded by drag queens

If there were mandatory Drag Queen hours in a state that would be the most popular state, partially because it’s a bizarre law to enforce, partially for the reputation, and partially because the drag queen scene would be very good there both as a way for renowned drag queens to have fun and for new drag queens to establish themselves.

You would think that with how against they are with even saying “straight” or “cisgender” they would avoid “lifestyle” since it implies that there are multiple lifestyles like the homosexual/bisexual/asexual lifestyles, instead of the only lifestyle.

Look, as a cishet woman conservatives have been warning me for AGES that hanging out with people in the lgbtq+ community would turn me gay and I AM STILL WAITING. 😭

@@manaash4316 Aww damn, I'm sorry. I wish I could help, but I'm too ugly to turn anyone into a lesbian XD

KZfaq just asked me to rate your comment. I rated it as “excellent” for being funny, informative, and relatable. You’re welcome. :)

@@manaash4316 I've been around many cis straight people my whole life, but im still a questioning asexual. Hmm suspicious.

They're not the weird ones and that's the bad thing. Normal is like the most boring shit in the world.

Yessss 😭

theyre not doing a very good job though. this shit is weird as hell

aliens

true lol sounds like a group of five year olds

Right?!

This is honestly the first thing I thought about it! 😂

abc....uh....lmnop!

Modern satire suffers a very distinct problem: the difference between satire and sincerity is very blurry and thin, it's easily crossed, and unless you reinforce the line, the worst people will assume you're on their side when you're supposedly mocking them.

@@TitaniaBird True

As though a Christian fundie ever *asks* his family to do things. He told them to do it or they'd go to hell for not respecting him as the patriarch.

Pretty sure this guy's alphabet song movement isn't really going anywhere. It's too pathetic.

Lately I have been feeling sorrier and sorrier for the pundits. How do you parody people who accidentally and unironically parody themselves?

because they're ashamed/embarassed to be in this XD

@@claireh3180 I imagine that they're their children who were obligated to do this

Big "my horrible husband who beats me if I don't listen to him told me to be here" energy.

makes them look a bit like cartoon villains, honestly

Regardless of their agenda, the execution is just plain bad. I’d be ashamed to appear in such bad quality speech, too, if I were them.

So... a standard not so well ajusted to change boomer™

I'm a liberal Texan. A rarity I know

@@johnsatan117 so... you are a shiny(?)

@@PutoMedicoBrujo I. . . Guess?

@Blobber Im from Argentina, i couldn't claim it even if i wanted to but, DID YOU EVEN ASKED FOR JOHN'S OPINION ON THE MATTER?

I think you should look more into this. If you actually find some more links between Ellem and this man...maybe report it to the police.

@@sapphomapping5084 it was almost 30 years ago. Unless he actually actually committed murder, the statue of limitations means there's nothing, no matter how awful the abuse she probably suffered was

@@denelian116 His last name isn't Oppy but his first name was Eugene. Ellem and Eugene...I hope this isn't connected and I hope Ellem is ok

It's ridiculously tautological

*GENIUS*

yessss

That’s an LMNOP movement that I would supports

Love it 😁😁😁😁

I wish there were gender neutral bathrooms at my school outside of the one in the main office. I know there's at least two nonbinary people (and absolute homies) at my school

where do you live cause that sounds fantastic

❤❤❤ so glad to hear that!!!

Wow that's awesome! My school recently put up a progress pride flag in the hallway! Let's hope nobody tears it down 🤞 Update: the pride flag is no longer in the hallway, it's now on the flagpole outside!!!! Update on the update: it is no long just on the flagpole, ITS IN THE HALLWAY AND ON THE FLAGPOLE

Same my school did that too

for """""""""""""""""""straight""""""""""""""""""""" people they sure spend a lot of time thinking about gay s3x.

@@ddjsoyenby as someone smart once said "If they're homophobic they're probably gayyy~~"

Because Q is for question, and Gd forbid someone questions anything... 🤦 Then their whole 🐂💩 would be exposed for what it is... Wow, I'm cranky tonight...

I’m guessing that that particular Q would be for Q(uack)anon, considering the state of the Republican Party.

I mean, given the average age of those “normal ordinary people” couldn’t be less than 60, I’m actually surprised it didn’t turn out worse XD

Not to mention we have actual style. We don’t wear clothes that make us look like a 60 year old racist that would yell the N word on the street corner to “prove a point”

Lol so true

Which is funny, as it’s part of the alphabet

Yeah, the entire time I'm sitting here thinking "Bro, you literally made it a series of letters from the alphabet in order, how tf do you not remember it? Did you never hear of this group before making this? Did you even so much as read the script before recording it?"

Also the reading of LGBTQ+ at the beginning. There's no way they had read that acronym more than once before.

My 'favourite' part of that is imagining that the reason they had to edit the responses in afterwards was because none of the people with him had bits of paper to remind them, so they all just stood there in an awkward, terminal silence.

@@sociallyineptsnapper Dude never remembered the alphabet.

Stop staring at the spinning wheel! come back!!

as a fellow bi(romantic asexual), trans man i’m also persuaded /s

The spinny wheel has also comvinced me. A bisexual transman. All hail the overlord /s

The spinny wheel has got me 😔 guess I’m no longer a trans pansexual, sorry wife but Im straight now

Yeah I guess I’m a girl again/j

what does the + even stand for?

@@linden5165 math

@@linden5165 It’s a plus sign to add the ‘normal’ synonyms that they forgot: Regular, run-of-the-mil, typical, traditional, general, average, usual, customary, commonplace & unnoteworthy. Or math like the other answer says. Idk.

Judging by the "quality" of that ad, it probably represents the cross

I don’t think they know the rest of the alphabet tbh

lol

lol that’s a good one

Lollllll

lol

No such thing as homophobia and transphobia.

I haven't been arrested yet so I think it's fine

what if you disassociate in a legal way? sort of like how cannibalism is legal, but murder and graverobbing aren't. i understand that i cant do ketamine to disassociate with drag queens, but what about getting drunk, or sensory overload?

@@toothfairy10133 I would love to commit cannibalism with drag queens in a legal way.

@@toothfairy10133 Three letters: DXM Or straight DXO if you've got the cash to order it. ;3

Well, now I have a new life goal.

LMNOP against TRHOR

That sentence feels like when put waayyy too much cereal in your bowl so it doesn't mix well with the milk.

Do you have top radical homosexual outspoken radicals in your government? Would you like to? Elect me.

No, they are bottoms.

10:52 I just have to mark this moment. Anytime internalised homophobia pops up I can watch this and feel so much better. Cause at least I’m not like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

No it's called "Enjoying the show"

copyright warfare

Enhancing the show, not counter protest, this doesn't constitute a protest to start with

Yes, and a damn good one

alternatively, may I suggest Ram Ranch?

Yeah I prefer Lesbian Man Loving Men NonBinary Orientation Pansexual Let’s make it ✋🫳✨as FRICK!

@@mattderogatory4068 yes.

Anytime an organization's ideology involves identifying what is "normal" I am immediately suspicious. A lot of hateful ideology has been spread in the name of "normal"

@@mattderogatory4068 heck yeah

@@bx3326 I love your username!

Not in as many words, but it was heavily implied that that was the better choice. So incredibly f-ed up.

Oh, of course I remember that. I was raised Traditional Catholic, so got lots of extremism. You know, regular Catholics aren't even good enough for them!

@@krimsonkatt this also makes the "next world" (which may or may not be there) look so appealing compared to this life, that suicide starts looking like a good idea. For the answer "oh well, if you kill yourself that's a sin and you'll go straight to hell," there's this response: since someone killing themselves is a sign of mental illness, they can't be blamed for sinning, and thus they can still reach heaven. Anyway. Glad you like your religion and don't fear death. It's not good for everyone

@@krimsonkatt see, that's a very mature outlook on it, but as a kid, I didn't have that maturity to see that. I just registered it as "I would prefer you, someone who I love and whose life should mean everything to me, to die than say you're not Christian. Your life is less important than the integrity of your belief in God." I even specifically asked about the fact that I would still be just as Christian as before, I would have just saved my life. However, they said that it was better that I willing let myself get killed for truthfully answering a question than lie and save my life. Nothing about me or my faith would have changed except for that one lie I said out self preservation. And yet, my life was not worth saying a single simple lie

@@solarcupid2583 I’m an atheist so maybe I’m misremembering things, but isn’t a part of the Easter section of the Bible about how one of the Disciples (John or Peter I think?) would disavow any connection to Jesus (something like he’d do it three times before the cock crowed the next morning? Implicitly to save his own skin when Jesus got arrested), and that Jesus knew ahead of time he’d do so and told him that it was okay? Sounds like Jesus himself was essentially saying that it’s okay to lie about being one of his followers to save yourself so long as you remain true in your heart/afterwards.

I love this

It genuinely feels like those video assignments we had to make in English. In middle school

That’s exactly what this feels like

Yes!!! It’s SO bizarre. A teacher would give them a passing grade out of pity.

A fellow Steven Universe fan! High five, girl! 😃

@@Moon_Thief_420 *high fives in fellow universian*

@@Mama-Luigi blows as in a good thing? XD