The Worst Pirates You've Never Heard Of

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BlueJay

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2 ай бұрын

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The concept of the pirate life is one that has fascinated children and adults alike for generations. It's the idea of pure unadulterated freedom, living free from the shackles of responsibility, regulation, and reality. On a lone vessel dancing along the waves of a vast ocean, the world is truly your oyster, and the possibilities are endless! This swashbuckling fantasy has been fueled time and time again by classics like Pirates of the Caribbean in the early 2000s, Treasure Island in the late 1800s, and A General History of the Pyrates in the early 1700s. So considering how impactful the pirate genre has been on the greater populace, it might come as a shock to learn that our understanding of real pirate history is relatively meager. That last listed classic, A General History of the Pyrates by Captain Charles Johnson, remains one of our most primary sources for pirate history during the Golden Age, a novel which we know to have exaggerated and stretched the truth for sensational effect. While unfortunate, it does make sense that accurate recordings of the true history of piracy are scarce given the criminal and elusive nature of pirates themselves. One isn't really an efficient criminal by making their personal information as known as possible. Combine that with the fact that most pirates came from poverty and low social status, and the fact that many primary court documents have been lost to time, it makes sense that this history can be hard to accurately map and result in much speculation. In this video, much speculation must be made to connect the dots we have about Stede Bonnet's life for example. Naturally, this can lead to inaccurate assumptions, so with that in mind I tried my best to choose language carefully when telling this story. Take note of the numerous sentences initiated with, "It's believed" for some insight into when speculations are made.
The illusiveness of pirate history feeds into the fantasy. After all, these were criminals, and if we could go back in time and ask them, we'd find many of them wouldn't choose this way of life if given the choice. The story of piracy is the story of class struggle, with rare exceptions like Bonnet aside, the lowest rungs of society were the ones who populated the pirate ranks. Poor sailors who lost their livelihood, impressment victims seeking freedom, privateers losing their state-backed support, and those with nowhere to turn but the sea were the ones who became pirates. It's a position born out of struggle and poverty, the same struggle that can be seen with the Somali pirates in the modern day. In essence, they are no different than the glorified pirates of the Caribbean: disadvantaged victims of society merely doing what they can to survive.
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@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 ай бұрын
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@Randohandle55748
@Randohandle55748 2 ай бұрын
I wanna a Part 2
@Randohandle55748
@Randohandle55748 2 ай бұрын
Can you make a video on some atheist hijinks?
@M.R.Assist
@M.R.Assist 2 ай бұрын
Bravo
@AnimeFan-ot7bu
@AnimeFan-ot7bu 2 ай бұрын
Yes i would love a part two
@thorn8988
@thorn8988 2 ай бұрын
Awesome video! As usual. You should do a video on Thomas Cochrane! Lots of funny material in that story considering he beat up everyone with the smallest ships, was never payed what he was owed and he would just take what was owed, making enemies everywhere. He also liberated a bunch of South American countries. Annnd again took what was owed when they didnt pay up.
@colonelhammerhead3025
@colonelhammerhead3025 2 ай бұрын
"You are by far the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
@M.R.Assist
@M.R.Assist 2 ай бұрын
"But you have heard of me"
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 2 ай бұрын
Aw, you beat me to it
@emanggitulah4319
@emanggitulah4319 2 ай бұрын
Ayee
@TheNecronCryptek
@TheNecronCryptek 2 ай бұрын
@@M.R.Assistbastard I wanted to do that
@theveazel13
@theveazel13 2 ай бұрын
@@TheNecronCryptek I came here just to do that as well
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 2 ай бұрын
"Hung around awkwardly like an engineer at... well, name pick any social setting." I feel personally attacked.
@auntykriest
@auntykriest 2 ай бұрын
Yet you didn't say he's wrong. 😯
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply 2 ай бұрын
Yes, but the beauty is with just the back of a napkin you can work out exactly HOW attacked you are. The rest of us just have to guess at it.
@afjer
@afjer 2 ай бұрын
Same but it's kinda true though...
@sirneko1278
@sirneko1278 2 ай бұрын
..dang, same man, same
@lman6920
@lman6920 2 ай бұрын
11:55
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: the somali pirates have a semi functional stock market, where you can sponsor crews or even individual missions, and get a share of the profit from it. There is a story circulating on an elderly woman become unreasonably rich after she sponsored a crew with enough funds to buy a single RPG which they've used to intimidate a large cargo ship into surrender.
@paulabrahamse1135
@paulabrahamse1135 Ай бұрын
Here, RPG = rocket-propelled grenade Sorry nerds, you're not getting rich from roleplaying games.
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Ай бұрын
@@paulabrahamse1135 now I'm imagining them threatening the cargo ship that they'll install Skyrim into their nav computer
@Curt_Sampson
@Curt_Sampson Ай бұрын
@@paulabrahamse1135 Actually "RPG" is taken from РПГ (Ручной Противотанковый Гранатомёт, Ruchnoy Protivotankovy Granatomyot), meaning "handheld anti-tank grenade launcher."
@tylerepperson830
@tylerepperson830 Ай бұрын
Where do I sign up
@megan00b8
@megan00b8 Ай бұрын
@@Curt_Sampson Actually you're both right. As you say, the shortcut originates from the Russian weapons, but the modified English version of the shortcut is adopted as a weapon classification.
@darklordofsword
@darklordofsword 2 ай бұрын
Ngl, i was expecting a list of lesser-known pirates, not "the true story that inspired "Our Flag Means Death".
@derekw4836
@derekw4836 Ай бұрын
I didn't even realize that "Our Flag Means Death" was inspired by a true story
@Pankkeli
@Pankkeli Ай бұрын
@@derekw4836it’s crazy how true to the known facts the show is considering how crazy the plot is
@darklordofsword
@darklordofsword Ай бұрын
@@Pankkeli yeah, it basically just amped up the romance and made things a bit more overtly silly.
@Pankkeli
@Pankkeli Ай бұрын
@@darklordofsword and delightfully gay
@shinigami1357
@shinigami1357 2 ай бұрын
“The splashing sea sent sparkling salty spray showering the sun soaked smiling sailor”- this man’s alliteration is truly unmatched. Who drops bars like that??
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 ай бұрын
Words are my playground
@Genericfakename
@Genericfakename 2 ай бұрын
Unnecessary bars, did not have to go that hard
@Kwauhn.
@Kwauhn. 2 ай бұрын
​@@BlueJayYTClimbing those -monkey- blue jay bars
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 2 ай бұрын
​@@BlueJayYTHow many takes? Be honest...
@eamondillon2182
@eamondillon2182 2 ай бұрын
True!
@paintedpig3021
@paintedpig3021 2 ай бұрын
You really nailed a failed marriage in the first five minutes
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 2 ай бұрын
Just a little longer than it took Stede Bonnet
@TheHeck17
@TheHeck17 2 ай бұрын
I think he might have personal experience
@fullmetalx644
@fullmetalx644 2 ай бұрын
The catapult was a great idea the dog truly had a dream
@dzmcroy
@dzmcroy 2 ай бұрын
I think he took about 85% of the vibe, and at least one joke, from Archer lol
@CombatSportsNerd
@CombatSportsNerd 2 ай бұрын
@@dzmcroyDEFINITELY
@DanGamingFan2846
@DanGamingFan2846 Ай бұрын
The way that parrot psychologically deconstructs and roasts Bonnet is hilarious. That and the wonderfully alliterative opening has prove what a master wordsmith Blue Jay is. Also, we really do need a part 2.
@watershipup7101
@watershipup7101 Ай бұрын
That scene was so good.
@waterbullstudios9195
@waterbullstudios9195 Ай бұрын
I love that part.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT Ай бұрын
Thanks so much man :)
@Riftrender
@Riftrender Ай бұрын
Far funnier in 30 seconds than that entire show about him.
@thomasgiles5590
@thomasgiles5590 Ай бұрын
Is this guy running multiple accounts and talking to himself?
@blea1810
@blea1810 Ай бұрын
“i don’t want a pardon for the french ones” the quotes in this video are amazing.
@waffle-waffle5416
@waffle-waffle5416 2 ай бұрын
1700s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it 2000s: Oh look a Ship that's totally not a warship, let's board it
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Ай бұрын
Somali Pirates need to study ancient pirate lore better... Or they bound to repeat the mistakes!
@firefly6882
@firefly6882 Ай бұрын
Humans never change ✨️
@kameronjones7139
@kameronjones7139 Ай бұрын
​@@ScienceDiscoverer or modern war ships
@ScienceDiscoverer
@ScienceDiscoverer Ай бұрын
@@kameronjones7139 Also probably should invest in the spyglass, like, ancient looking one.
@willp2906
@willp2906 2 ай бұрын
Probably my personal favorite Somali pirate story is the time that Somali pirates boarded and captured a North Korean cargo ship, the Dai Hong Dan. While the crew was captured, they managed to get a distress signal out while biding their time. Their distress signal was picked up by a US Navy destroyer, the USS James E. Williams, which dispatched teams to secure the vessel. At the same time, the North Korean crew attacked their captors, seizing weapons and securing the ship with the assistance of the US Navy sailors, capturing or killing all of the pirates. The most ridiculous part is that afterwards North Korean state media released a statement of gratitude for the American assistance, emphasizing the successful cooperation between the two nations.
@ashtray3860
@ashtray3860 2 ай бұрын
Thaaats kinda fucking sick!
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 2 ай бұрын
For real???? I thought North Korea takes every opportunity to paint America as the literal devil?
@smokeydapot
@smokeydapot 2 ай бұрын
@@wjzav1971 When it benefits them. I’m sure the spin was to show the might of the North Korean sailors, as in they match that of the Americans.
@jabe6935
@jabe6935 2 ай бұрын
Most ridiculous indeed. Didn’t see that coming
@matthewdubay6409
@matthewdubay6409 2 ай бұрын
that does sound like a good story
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 2 ай бұрын
"go down to the docks if you want to gargle the Spanish so much." --Mrs. Bonnet
@ludwigkaddin7267
@ludwigkaddin7267 Ай бұрын
What a surprise to see you here lol Hope you doing well
@twistedpixie6972
@twistedpixie6972 2 ай бұрын
Pirates need a whole series. Their history is wild and wonderful.
@dwaltjj
@dwaltjj 2 ай бұрын
Yes, part II please. Your delivery is highly entertaining and we need to know everything we can about the worst pirates, since there is waaaay to much information on those better ones who hog all the spotlight.
@RejoiceYardley
@RejoiceYardley 2 ай бұрын
+1
@romeodahl1283
@romeodahl1283 2 ай бұрын
18:56 good story for part 2 here! - The Danish warship you see there, Esben Snarre, was AGAIN attacked exactly 10 years later in 2021 on the other side of Africa. A band of Nigerian pirates attacked the warship in the Gulf of Guinea, unbeknown that the ship was filled with special forces soldiers at the time. Every single one of the pirates were shot dead, except for a single one, whos (and I kid you not) literal name was Lucky.. He did manage to lose a leg, though. Very appropriate for a pirate, peg-leg and whatnot. Lol. And then if that wasn't enough, when the news broke out in the media, it featured a danish "pirate expert" who (and again, I kid you not) wore an eye-patch during every single interview due to complications from a loser operation.
@romeodahl1283
@romeodahl1283 2 ай бұрын
Laser* operation... My god I sound like a bully haha. He's a cool guy.
@mortisCZ
@mortisCZ 2 ай бұрын
It's like those low level bandits in older games that would try to smack down lvl 65 godslayer protagonist with their rusty toothpicks. 😀
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 2 ай бұрын
@@romeodahl1283 Honestly, I think I had a loser operation when I was young. The laser operation didn't happen until I was 32.
@HauntedXXXPancake
@HauntedXXXPancake 2 ай бұрын
I heard of the repeated Pirate attacks on the French Navy's "Somme", but at least that one at kind of looked like a cargo ship (if you somehow didn't notice the grey paint-scheme, the four 50 cal. machineguns and rather un-cargoship-like 40mm Bofors in front of the Bridge). But this ... 🤣
@matsudoambition2509
@matsudoambition2509 2 ай бұрын
Danes spotting modern day pirates: "Hah look at those noobs."
@isawathing8774
@isawathing8774 Ай бұрын
"what, he can talk?" parrot: "of course, don't all humans have that ability?"
@achkrass
@achkrass 2 ай бұрын
That whole first dialogue between Jennet and his wife just sounds straight up out of Archer lmao. In a good way
@SavingMsBlack
@SavingMsBlack 2 ай бұрын
It was
@CrisSelene
@CrisSelene 2 ай бұрын
Who's Jennet?
@ikarus_horizon
@ikarus_horizon Ай бұрын
@@CrisSelene It's short for Jtede Bonnet of course🙄
@erbkaiser_
@erbkaiser_ 2 ай бұрын
Part 2? Hell yes. This is as hilariously informative as ever.
@dinoz2113
@dinoz2113 2 ай бұрын
Part 2 yea
@brem-
@brem- 2 ай бұрын
"worst pirates you've never heard of" 1st guy: Stede Bonnet How can you not have heard of Stede Bonnet, the gentleman pirate, who was so influential that he's in an Assassin's Creed game.
@zazabrown
@zazabrown 2 ай бұрын
Not even mentioning being the protagonist of an HBO show
@honest_126
@honest_126 2 ай бұрын
Tbf you kinda forget him in AC Black Flag, but he was good.
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 ай бұрын
Actually Ubisoft put in a lot of effort digging up more obscure pirates for their game! The idea is Stede Bonnet isn't a household name like Blackbeard or Jack Rackham, it wasn't until recently that he became less obscure with a tv show. But still not very well known, I wanted to use this title to make a play on the popular Pirates of the Caribbean quote, "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
@gamebawesome
@gamebawesome 2 ай бұрын
He was too good to be a pirate (In that game at least)
@historynerd556
@historynerd556 2 ай бұрын
There's also a video from Internet Historian on him.
@pashagolshan6490
@pashagolshan6490 Ай бұрын
Fun fact, Bonnet was the only pirate captain to not have his own flag, instead using the flag of England.
@harrietharlow9929
@harrietharlow9929 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣Arrgh! Gonna help ye out, Stede. 🏴‍☠ This guy is definitely in the running for Worst Pirate of All Time, though I have to say, he's got some serious competition from The Brethren of the (Somali) Coast.
@MusictagJazz
@MusictagJazz 2 ай бұрын
Captain Johnny's journey from swagger to splatter is the reminder we all need: Not every pirate life is treasure-filled, but it sure makes a great tale! 🏴‍☠️💥
@cleanixx5343
@cleanixx5343 2 ай бұрын
19:47 Bluejay, I love you for animating the charging of the AK on the correct side
@eljefeamericano4308
@eljefeamericano4308 2 ай бұрын
I second this.
@fredcross2317
@fredcross2317 2 ай бұрын
Bluejay: The worst pirates you've never heard of... Said Pirates: But you have heard of me...
@Apathygrrl
@Apathygrrl Ай бұрын
I love how your depiction of Stede looks just like Rhys Darby from Our Flag Means Death. I love that show.
@CreamerBeans
@CreamerBeans 2 ай бұрын
Oh yeah? What about The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything? They've never even been to Boston in the fall!!
@joecosby4714
@joecosby4714 Ай бұрын
Goated refrence
@Spiderfisch
@Spiderfisch 2 ай бұрын
Dont forget the pirates who captured ceasar and got mocked by him for setting his ransom too low
@rcrawford42
@rcrawford42 2 ай бұрын
He came back and crucified them. For undervaluing him. In their defense, his family had been spent into poverty by his grandfather, so it's unlikely they could have gotten much for him.
@Durandal734
@Durandal734 2 ай бұрын
Let's not forget, the whole time he was captured, he told them he was going to kill them after, and they laughed at him. He also ordered them around, hushed them when he wanted to sleep, and recited poems and speeches he was writing.
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 Ай бұрын
You're a Chad or you're not. @@Durandal734
@FungusMcChungus
@FungusMcChungus Ай бұрын
​@@Durandal734and he kept his promise. I admire people who keep a promise
@yourmomlovespenis
@yourmomlovespenis Ай бұрын
Blue Jay actually did a video on that.
@eviehowlett2535
@eviehowlett2535 2 ай бұрын
"HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR" will be in my frequently referenced vocabulary from now on.
@EdibleDiarrhoea
@EdibleDiarrhoea 2 ай бұрын
Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!
@yoursoulsaver3023
@yoursoulsaver3023 Ай бұрын
A bluejay vid a day keeps the crippling amount of engineering work away!
@wolfhunter98
@wolfhunter98 Ай бұрын
19:15 "A 100mm ticket to the afterlife." LOL
@mateoewig4086
@mateoewig4086 2 ай бұрын
You dont understand how much I NEED a part 2 of this
@TheGreatThicc
@TheGreatThicc 2 ай бұрын
"Wha - HOW DID YOU GET CONQUISTADOR?!" had me laughing in a way I didn't think possible
@EdibleDiarrhoea
@EdibleDiarrhoea 2 ай бұрын
Davey Jones that's no merchant vessel, it's me a Spanish Man-of-war! I mean Peter we all we've all dabbled in red light districts. What? Not a man of Whøre, Man of War! Uh listen, I'm not one the judge but if you're into being eaten just don't do it on company time. No, not Man of Voar! Man of War! Cortez himself he's here? Wait how did you get conquistador? BOOM!
@Anonym12393
@Anonym12393 Ай бұрын
I'd DEFINITELY like a part 2, this was interesting af.
@Adam-nv9zo
@Adam-nv9zo 29 күн бұрын
The parrot roasting the wannabe pirate was gold😂
@epicbro5453
@epicbro5453 2 ай бұрын
00:23 Alliteration was peak
@scpatl4now
@scpatl4now 2 ай бұрын
I noticed that as well!
@russia4biden221
@russia4biden221 2 ай бұрын
Alliteration is for cringe lords who haven't touched a woman
@alexandruiftimiciuc4950
@alexandruiftimiciuc4950 2 ай бұрын
How many s'es can I fit in one go? YESSS
@TheOfficialSmudgy
@TheOfficialSmudgy 2 ай бұрын
Sibillance actually.....
@dralliteration
@dralliteration 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for mentioning
@CuriousMisterG
@CuriousMisterG 2 ай бұрын
The subtle "Mr.Peppers died?" Is too spot on xD Bro hits too close to home
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer 2 ай бұрын
And how both parents completely ignored that question
@miguelpadeiro762
@miguelpadeiro762 Ай бұрын
Bonnet's overtly specific rant on Madeira wine is surpising and funny lol, cheers from Portugal
@changetheworld8418
@changetheworld8418 Ай бұрын
the humor in these skits are so archer coded i love it
@Ragejaw
@Ragejaw 2 ай бұрын
"The worst Pirate you never heard of!" "Bet it's Stede Bonnet" Called it!
@harrietharlow9929
@harrietharlow9929 Ай бұрын
Yep! I love how Blackbeard kept messing with him.
@captainlanguage6658
@captainlanguage6658 2 ай бұрын
its nice to know the complete lore to 'Our Flag Means Death'
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran 2 ай бұрын
19:52 absolutely killed me to the point my parents were wondering what was wrong! Also it would make a hell of a text tone for my phone!
@ptprojektred
@ptprojektred 2 ай бұрын
5:26 I love the Archer reference!
@GargLassie
@GargLassie 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely love that Stede Bonnet is drawn like on Our Flag Means Death 💙
@TheiaofMeridor
@TheiaofMeridor 2 ай бұрын
#SaveOurCrew
@nimsarasamaranayake9918
@nimsarasamaranayake9918 2 ай бұрын
0:53 such a mind blowing experience worth it.
@teslamick1592
@teslamick1592 2 ай бұрын
mind : blown 💀
@halonothing1
@halonothing1 Ай бұрын
I've been playing Sid Meier's Pirates a lot lately (for about the 50th time), so this is very relevant to my interests. I never cared for pirate stuff, but I've loved the Sid Meier's Pirates games ever since playing it on Sega Genesis and DOS back in the 90s.
@Holsp
@Holsp Ай бұрын
I haven't seen your videos for the past half a year and I must say I am great impressed in the quality you are able to put out. It was a pleasure to watch!
@Rhiggins5173
@Rhiggins5173 2 ай бұрын
@4:13 This seems like a conversation between Archer and Lana
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 ай бұрын
That literally was my inspiration for that skit that's amazing
@Rhiggins5173
@Rhiggins5173 2 ай бұрын
You nailed it, bravo :) @@BlueJayYT
@XtremechicK90
@XtremechicK90 2 ай бұрын
Congrats!! 👏🏼🥳😉👍🏼
@SirViven
@SirViven 2 ай бұрын
Even got Woodhouse there at the end.
@EchtMartijn
@EchtMartijn 2 ай бұрын
several of these jokes made me think he has been watching archer lately, glad others caught that
@SheldonT.
@SheldonT. 2 ай бұрын
I like the "Our Flag Means Death" version where Stede and Blackbeard fall in and out of love and in again.
@smalltime0
@smalltime0 2 ай бұрын
Im amazed he didn't reference it
@alexf8309
@alexf8309 2 ай бұрын
Gaaaaa4yyyy
@thescarvedinsect
@thescarvedinsect 2 ай бұрын
That show is exactly why I'm here. XD
@gwyngwyn_2416
@gwyngwyn_2416 2 ай бұрын
@@smalltime0honestly same
@gwyngwyn_2416
@gwyngwyn_2416 2 ай бұрын
Fall in love and then… yeah no I ain’t spoiling it
@Spicyhaggisgaming
@Spicyhaggisgaming Ай бұрын
I have a funky feeling that someone recently watched archer with this humour. Love it
@jax2769
@jax2769 Ай бұрын
This was easily one of the best written episodes you’ve produced. The entire vid was like poetry with good visuals
@timidblaze9790
@timidblaze9790 2 ай бұрын
It's a bird! It's a plane! its supe- no no wait.. it is a bird.
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 2 ай бұрын
Tweet 🐦
@derdude6214
@derdude6214 2 ай бұрын
It may just be a French fucking war ship aswell
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 2 ай бұрын
@@derdude6214 Bonjour 🥖⚔️🚢
@TsarFrancisDrake
@TsarFrancisDrake 2 ай бұрын
It's the Seljuk Turks
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 2 ай бұрын
@@TsarFrancisDrake aah!
@jakkakasunset5485
@jakkakasunset5485 2 ай бұрын
In _Sid Meier's Pirates!_ Stede Bonnet is like the 5th most notorious pirate, with Jean Lafitte, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, and Henry Morgan in front of him
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez 2 ай бұрын
That literally doesn't make sense. Nobody has ever said Kidd was notorious, idiotic and pitiful more like. I'd probably change that to Henry Every, La Buse, Richard Taylor, and keep Morgan and Roberts.
@Tinil0
@Tinil0 2 ай бұрын
@@LadyTylerBioRodriguez This is why you aren't consulted about which pirates are most notorious. Henry Every, La Buse, and Richard Taylor are all extremely obscure to anyone who doesn't actually read about pirates. The average person hasn't heard of any of those people. "Notorious" doesn't mean good. Note that I am not necissarily endorsing the Sid Meier's list either, but your list is noticably worse.
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez
@LadyTylerBioRodriguez 2 ай бұрын
@@Tinil0 I'm going off infamous for the 1730s. Nowadays yes I'd argue my names are obscure since there isn't many appearances of them in popular culture (Everys biggest mention of late is Uncharted 4 and there's a cryptogram myth attached to La Buse). Who gets remembered well and who doesn't is somewhat arbitrary. I mean take John Rackam, two months of piracy and dead, he was the definition of a nobody in 1720, but in 2024 he's one of the best known pirates. Henry Every pulled off a heist that causes an international incident between India and Britain, inspired pirates like Kidd and Charles Vane, and was the model for the legend of Libertalia. He was also never caught. Taylor and La Buse did a similar heist concerning a Portuguese diamond ship, Taylor managed to successfully retire, La Buse did not. Indian Ocean piracy was among the most successful but unfortunately they aren't well known 3 centuries later. I'm a pirate historian for the record.
@ArnoldSolanki
@ArnoldSolanki 7 күн бұрын
4:14 'Archer' vibes in this whole scene!! Absolute gold, man!
@march.royalharness4848
@march.royalharness4848 Ай бұрын
We Need a part 2!! this is great your humor is great, and the fact that all your videos are about more obscure parts of history is great!
@bio9leader60
@bio9leader60 2 ай бұрын
4:10 This is a brilliant Archer gag
@Lindsay6.1
@Lindsay6.1 2 ай бұрын
"I don't know if they grade it, but....coarse."
@Stickmanzed
@Stickmanzed 2 ай бұрын
Oh MAN I was hoping I wasn't the only person who got major archer vibes from the beginning of this video. Even that little giggle at 7:57 was a solid impression lmao
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 2 ай бұрын
@@Lindsay6.1 YES! I was thinking of that same quote. God, I miss classic Archer.
@jwatercrane
@jwatercrane 2 ай бұрын
At 14:38 as well, I noticed it a few times watching this video. BlueJay must be watching archer a lot lol
@kylecasey9254
@kylecasey9254 2 ай бұрын
"This one died lol" The type of joke that made me love this channel
@giladkay3761
@giladkay3761 2 ай бұрын
7:54 burned a ship to the ground.... In the sea?? Now that's one heck of a pirate
@edparadis4371
@edparadis4371 Ай бұрын
yes i would love a part 2 and even a part 3 so many worst pirate history to talk about. Heck even the "famous" pirates have some worst parts to them.
@jaketheauroran
@jaketheauroran 2 ай бұрын
The irony of talking about Nintendo hating pirates, while using the music from Microsoft/Rare's Sea of Thieves
@BlueJayYT
@BlueJayYT 2 ай бұрын
Sea of Thieves actually gave permission for their music to be used!
@Sarcureus
@Sarcureus 2 ай бұрын
@@BlueJayYT That's kinda cool of them
@geraltzrivi422
@geraltzrivi422 2 ай бұрын
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEA OF THIEVES WHAT IS A WORKING HIT REG SYSTEM RAAAAAAAAAAAH​@@BlueJayYT
@BlandSpagetti
@BlandSpagetti 2 ай бұрын
@@BlueJayYThow tf you manage that??!!??!!!?
@pimhams3646
@pimhams3646 2 ай бұрын
Unlike Nintendo Rare is actually a good company to its community
@raddaylawyer3348
@raddaylawyer3348 2 ай бұрын
14:32 "the value is from your imagination" then just makes a noose lmao
@FGlover63
@FGlover63 Ай бұрын
I was not ready for this gem of an opening 😂 0:00
@frankiebecchi5307
@frankiebecchi5307 Ай бұрын
Please do a part 2! This video gets funnier each time you watch it 😂😂😂
@DirtScraps
@DirtScraps 2 ай бұрын
I absolutely need a part 2 of this.
@Redzpro725
@Redzpro725 2 ай бұрын
Yes part 2 would be nice
@Grimpy970
@Grimpy970 2 ай бұрын
This was a riot! I love how much you've grown as a creator over the years. And since you asked, I'd also love to see a part 2
@wolflovergreen8411
@wolflovergreen8411 Ай бұрын
Don't touch the USAs boats ask Japan
@FIoh2000
@FIoh2000 2 ай бұрын
Dear BlueJay, i would like to see a part 2. Thank you very much a 30ft. pool noodle supplyer 😂😂
@Goatmanfeed
@Goatmanfeed 2 ай бұрын
Lol this the best
@Yacovo
@Yacovo 2 ай бұрын
The Protestant Caesar is a great name for a Spanish ship. Thanks for the video
@thebumblerman2085
@thebumblerman2085 Ай бұрын
Please do a part 2. I love hearing about pirates!
@juneii1197
@juneii1197 Ай бұрын
this has to be one of the best videos i've seen in a while. love the goofyness and quality of the both the doodles and information.
@teddyboragina6437
@teddyboragina6437 2 ай бұрын
fun fact, a WW2 era battleship against a pirate ship would be interesting because WW2 battleship shells were designed to punch through, meaning it might go straight through the wooden ship for nerd reasons instead of going boom
@androidinblack5291
@androidinblack5291 2 ай бұрын
Bro’s going into making fully animated cartoons, this is cool.
@karmaalstad5588
@karmaalstad5588 2 ай бұрын
I love them!!! 💙🪬🧿
@tangerinetomorrows
@tangerinetomorrows Ай бұрын
Thank you for providing me with my daily dose of knowledge in a whacky and fun way you "rascal" you ;) New to the channel and Im loving the content. It's not easy to convey the complicated past of our civilization and society in a clear, concise, and condensed way. Masterfully done sir, I'll be back!
@cassrock5692
@cassrock5692 Ай бұрын
Love this! We definitely do need a part 2!
@HummingLantern27
@HummingLantern27 2 ай бұрын
The leap in animation quality from the first video to this one is insane! Like hot damn!
@weik-2936
@weik-2936 2 ай бұрын
"I dont't want a pardon for the french ones" truer words were never spoken
@dontyaknowyaknow2816
@dontyaknowyaknow2816 2 ай бұрын
I need more unhinged pirate puns and punchlines
@aquamenadventures4382
@aquamenadventures4382 Ай бұрын
Davy Jones: Do you fear the darkness of the abyss? Bonnet: Clearly you never saw my wife don't you? 😂
@flapjackfae
@flapjackfae 2 ай бұрын
I love your gleeful sarcasm, or sarcastic glee, or whatever it is you're delivering here. Please keep on with regular deliveries.
@SheoGotSomeCheese
@SheoGotSomeCheese 2 ай бұрын
glistic sarcee.
@HannoversSoap
@HannoversSoap 2 ай бұрын
The literary skills of BlueJay in the Bonnet part are really superb
@jacobeaton4042
@jacobeaton4042 Ай бұрын
I need another like 9 parts of this funny blue bird man
@isend2c
@isend2c Ай бұрын
I typically watch your videos at night when I'm sleep deprived and everything is hilarious, but this time it's noon and you're making me choke on my laughs. Commendable job, Azul Arrendajo.
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 2 ай бұрын
Yes to part two!!! I've played enough video games to understand the Somali pirates' ambition in taking on war vessels. You're always looking for the next big challenge! I figure their autosave feature just broke and they can't go back to an earlier save, and they didn't figure that out until after the arrest. That or they only have one save slot and "Bing!" the game autosaved when the fight started. We all know how that goes.
@girl1213
@girl1213 2 ай бұрын
I wish it was like that. It would make them less likely to be smashed on the Internet for how stupid they are to keep making the same mistake over and over again. At least on video games, you can use autosave and hit a reset button to try and try again until you figure out how to success take the ship. But sadly for these pirates they haven't even figured out there actually is a save system.
@BlackpearlPoorly
@BlackpearlPoorly 2 ай бұрын
6:38 blue jay's ancestor
@AntonGudenus
@AntonGudenus 2 ай бұрын
It's the "braaak" at the end, that get's you
@kolakeczynski2326
@kolakeczynski2326 2 ай бұрын
Great upgrade of animations quality, writting and humor still keeps me suprasied and laughing. Great job, we NEED part 2
@LeeEnfield64
@LeeEnfield64 Ай бұрын
ABSOLUTELY make a part 2!
@michaellamb4001
@michaellamb4001 2 ай бұрын
The voice acting in your videos definitely one of the best in KZfaq history creators
@SwannSac
@SwannSac 2 ай бұрын
you should definitely do a part 2
@WR_Hart
@WR_Hart 2 ай бұрын
I was getting Archer vibes from the first guy and then you had to confirm that with the last line. I need a Krieger or Ray in a future video...wait, are you Krieger?
@gpmaloney7493
@gpmaloney7493 2 ай бұрын
Love the animation in this one, really taking it to the next level Blue Jay!
@Slawt
@Slawt 2 ай бұрын
nah that intro was NEXT LEVEL!! you cooked my friend
@Rammmmmie
@Rammmmmie 2 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early my wife divorced me
@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 2 ай бұрын
L wife.
@timidblaze9790
@timidblaze9790 2 ай бұрын
She took the kids too 😔
@chedrw
@chedrw 2 ай бұрын
Same
@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars
@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars 2 ай бұрын
I miss her too...😔
@isimiel3405
@isimiel3405 2 ай бұрын
try piracy
@derrickbenedick7205
@derrickbenedick7205 2 ай бұрын
"Well that's obviously a pool noodle"💀
@ithuhalinqua1026
@ithuhalinqua1026 Ай бұрын
I'm always up for more wacky pirate tales. Stede Bonnet is probably my favorite pirate I've never heard of.
@DaMedicWhoSezNi
@DaMedicWhoSezNi 2 ай бұрын
6:28 man that dude got obliterated by that parrot lol
@williamjacobs
@williamjacobs 2 ай бұрын
A typical therapist woulda stretched that much hard truth over six months and $2500.
@therwfer
@therwfer 2 ай бұрын
That heavily Archer influenced valet treatment! Ah I miss Archer.
@alexanderkidonakis9185
@alexanderkidonakis9185 2 ай бұрын
“I don’t want a pardon for the French one”
@derrickbenedick7205
@derrickbenedick7205 2 ай бұрын
Well that is one bomb of a theory 22:10
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 2 ай бұрын
"In order to keep word of his activities from reaching home, he burned to the ground." Wouldn't it be "burned to the water" since they're in the middle of the ocean?
@BunjiKugashira42
@BunjiKugashira42 2 ай бұрын
I'm sure the remains eventually reached the ground (ocean floor). Just no longer burning. Difficult question.
@BaronVonQuiply
@BaronVonQuiply 2 ай бұрын
Some people don't quit just because they hit a few ...hold on a sec... 352, holy shit... uh, I mean 352 quintillion gallons of water.
@Aztekphetamine
@Aztekphetamine 2 ай бұрын
32 seconds in. already peak.
@nightstalker638
@nightstalker638 27 күн бұрын
I'm surprised BlueJay did not mention when Somali Pirates boarded a North Korean cargo ship, prompting the North Koreans to send out an SOS. A US Destroyer heard the SOS and responded by changing course and sending out a Blackhawk Helicopter full of Marines. When the Marines landed on the deck of the cargo ship the North Korean crew, who had been taken captive, staged a prison break killing a few of the Somali Pirates suffering only one injured North Korean sailor. The US Marines then took the Somali Pirates prisoner, and brought the injured North Korean back to their ship for medical treatment. Later after the North Korean was returned to his ship, the North Korean government released a statement THANKING THE US FOR HELPING THEIR SAILORS! It's kind of incredible how the Somali Pirates got the US and North Korea, two countries STILL AT WAR, to be friends for a day. Although the one thing the US Navy hates for than Communists is Pirates. Seriously, the US Navy was founded to kill Pirates, it is in the US Navy Charter.
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