So it turns out Wonder Woman 1984 is an even bigger mess than I expected. Join me as I do my best to make sense of it.
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@TheCriticalDrinker3 жыл бұрын
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@facelessandnameless3 жыл бұрын
📖 🐛
@janjaburek30043 жыл бұрын
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@williamchico65533 жыл бұрын
Then, I need to put Leave it to Beaver DVD in the garbage can now, and finally, I need to watch Scott Pilgrim vs the World on DVD again, okay?
@matthewmagda49713 жыл бұрын
Drinker has been on fire. Every single post has been gold.
@drantsplants3 жыл бұрын
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@gyrozeppeli003 жыл бұрын
I pirated this shit for free and still somehow feel like I was robbed.
@johnbull15683 жыл бұрын
Same. I switched it off after 30 minutes or so, and feel like it was 30 minutes I could have been doing something useful.
@autismisuncontrollable49253 жыл бұрын
Robbed of your time
@timberry47093 жыл бұрын
"You get what you pay for."
@Artbug3 жыл бұрын
@@autismisuncontrollable4925 time is your most precious commodity in this life
@ilhamwicaksono58023 жыл бұрын
Your time, yes you were robbed
@ccchhhrrriiisss1003 жыл бұрын
This movie was so bad that half the audience walked out. Unfortunately, it was shown on a plane flying over Kansas.
@rosenlogic3 жыл бұрын
XD
@JessicaGarcia-xf9wr3 жыл бұрын
Even though it’s a copy and paste comment this one always makes me laugh 😂😂
@kdolo18873 жыл бұрын
@Ludwig Paiste It would have made for a better movie
@DaveShmoe3 жыл бұрын
The interwebs was just won!
@u4yk3 жыл бұрын
The unfortunate part was for those still on the plane.
@remyguzman58 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Diana doesn't question the body Steve Trevor is using shows that she has a lot more in common with daddy Zeus than she cares to admit.
@-KMA- Жыл бұрын
Like father like daughter
@reedr7142 Жыл бұрын
You mean daddy Ares issues :P
@Dionysos- Жыл бұрын
@@reedr7142 Whos her daddy now?😂
@DotyFuzz Жыл бұрын
@@reedr7142 no he means Zeus, the god that slept with everyone in greek mythology
@sarahouillette135710 ай бұрын
@@DotyFuzz Whether they consented to it or not
@viccoolman Жыл бұрын
"Never mind. Those are just details, and details are for losers". A great summation of modern writing.
@max58453 жыл бұрын
You gotta love a "feminist" movie where the conflict results from one woman being jealous of another woman's looks, and then the boss battle is a literal cat fight.
@jeshuavv83263 жыл бұрын
This comment reeks of fedora and Mom’s attic
@max58453 жыл бұрын
@@jeshuavv8326 You saw the movie right? Tell me that I'm wrong.
@jeshuavv83263 жыл бұрын
@@max5845 oh it’s hot garbage juice. I enjoyed it but I was also tripping balls and had fun despite and sometimes due to the camp. I don’t thing many will argue that this movie is a hot mess- but using it as an opportunity to shit on “feminism” is fedora energy
@max58453 жыл бұрын
@@jeshuavv8326 I'm not. I'm making fun of how the feminist culture surrounds the Wonder Woman franchise, with a character that is portrayed as heroic and powerful in the first movie, and then in this movie she's literally a husk of a human being without a man, and her main boss battle is a woman who was jealous of her shoes. I just find it amusing that a director such as Patty Jenkins, whose work often has feminity as a major theme, honestly thought that this movie effectively communicated that theme as well.
@jeshuavv83263 жыл бұрын
@@max5845 I’ll agree with you there. I have no idea what they were thinking.
@frasert87793 жыл бұрын
I’m 2 minutes in and just noticed, in the first movie she wasn’t even allowed to train until she was a teenager, but she was able to compete in that super dangerous and intricate obstacle course when she was 7?!?
@LaughingGemini3 жыл бұрын
Yep I noticed that too.
@IgnizNova3 жыл бұрын
cause the "I was born special" thing I think
@frasert87793 жыл бұрын
@@IgnizNova Right, but I meant more the fact that her mother didn’t allow her to do anything remotely dangerous until her teenage years in the first film, but in this film she’s doing super dangerous obstacle courses at 7 years old...
@schroederguy3 жыл бұрын
Yeah there are several inconsistencies between the first one and other films that wonder woman has been in so far. It's honestly just embarrassingly bad writing
@criztu3 жыл бұрын
That's because she haz balls of steel!
@bladeriders Жыл бұрын
Imagine a dad losing his child from disease and wishing them back just for Diana to say that your wish is a mistake and you should take it back
@rodrigodicandia69328 ай бұрын
yeah wonder woman 3 is cancelled
@Basedbrawler7 ай бұрын
Well given the alternative is the world collapsing and both the parent and the child being dead afterward, I’m sure it wouldn’t be THAT difficult
@rodrigodicandia69327 ай бұрын
@@Basedbrawler YES I'M TOLD ABOUT GAL GADOT OUT AS WONDER WOMAN. i wish wonder woman will be RECAST.
@ThePhoenix1985 ай бұрын
@@rodrigodicandia6932 Mmmm. I wonder why that might be, eh?
@rodrigodicandia69325 ай бұрын
@@ThePhoenix198 yeah dceu is dead rip 2013-2023
@Antractica Жыл бұрын
My wife really wanted to see this because she liked the first one. She fell asleep halfway through. We tried again to watch it about a week later. She fell asleep again. So I've had to suffer through it twice while she blissfully napped.
@donrane8 ай бұрын
So sorry for your loss.
@ThePhoenix1985 ай бұрын
If it was that bad, why the heck didn't you turn it off (both times) when she fell asleep. If she woke and asked why the movie had stopped then tell her you paused it while she 'rested her eyes'. I can see that you are either inexperienced or not very good at the husband role in life. 😂😂
@Ben-zr4ho3 ай бұрын
Lol
@kvasir75373 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure RADAR doesn't care if you are invisible.
@pwnedddddd3 жыл бұрын
nope, if you're an object (i.e. matter), it will find you.
@garethbattersby3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it would be "Sir we've lost visual with the target" "I'm still tracking the bogie on radar, missles are tracking, permission to engage" *Fires heat seeking SAM*
@greygorygaming3 жыл бұрын
I had the same complaint. Goodness...
@joshuathorpe67343 жыл бұрын
Radio waves are light (electromagnetic radiation). A cloaking device that prevents light from being reflected back to its source will indeed make the cloaked object undetectable to radar. Don't worry: there are still 1000 reasons to hate this movie.
@NecroAsphyxia3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuathorpe6734 depends. Just because something can bend light of the visual spectrum does not mean if can effect radar. We already have material that is Infrared invisible for instance
@hereontatooine46233 жыл бұрын
The only way this movie could have been worse, is if I’d paid $15 and drove to the theater.
@sasavulic12363 жыл бұрын
its never just 15$ all in all more like 40$ if you go alone.
@tripleaarcade3 жыл бұрын
The money you can always get back. The time... well..
@dharmaputragroups90413 жыл бұрын
and got corona virus in the theater, then die...
@seanmillette43233 жыл бұрын
I took my kids to see at our local AMC because I want to keep my theater open and fuck giving HBO more of my money. They enjoyed it so money well spent lol
@njmvcsp25753 жыл бұрын
The one upside of 2020. We no longer have GOOD movies to watch so its kind of a win that the theaters are closed
@your_favorite_cowboy4661 Жыл бұрын
I have chronic insomnia and legitimately can almost never sleep without the aid of medications. And I STILL managed to fall asleep during this masterpiece.
@emilfrederiksen.1622 Жыл бұрын
Feminist master piece more like my feminist mom love this movie and she made me suffer through this.
@Avalon991 Жыл бұрын
Maybe, the movie was made for the treatment purposes.
@NathanCassidy721 Жыл бұрын
You might have found a cheaper alternative to your meds.
@Avalon991 Жыл бұрын
If You know any of Slavic languages, all movies are free
@AutomaticDuck3004 ай бұрын
@@emilfrederiksen.1622 I bet she loves Captain Marvel too.
@spidey3471 Жыл бұрын
WW1 surprised me. Had heart, good characters, a tense high stakes time and setting. Shame they fumbled WW84 so hard
@82dorrin Жыл бұрын
I honestly read that as "World War One surprised me. Had heart, good characters, a tense high stakes time and setting."
@rengoku2195 Жыл бұрын
@@82dorrin Same lol
@WeFightForKarl Жыл бұрын
@@82dorrin World War 84
@Cenentury0941 Жыл бұрын
@@82dorrin maybe this guys from the distant future. Adds a layer of ominousity to the term "world war 84"
@OR56 Жыл бұрын
@Onyx1916 Same
@stalhein623 жыл бұрын
Almost walked out of my own house while watching this one
@matsug57043 жыл бұрын
LoL
@dinohuntr8513 жыл бұрын
Lol. Yeah, it was bad.
@PaolaRL3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheNeckzombie3 жыл бұрын
HAHA, thanks for the laugh. DIdn't walk out of the house, but, I turned off the TV and walked out of the room...
@toh62613 жыл бұрын
Well that's what you get for supporting that garbage. You knew that was gonna happen. Your fault.
@solen55293 жыл бұрын
The most unbelievable thing in the movie is the fact that she got every single person in the world to take back their wish
@brianfrisbie81063 жыл бұрын
Right? I mean, that suggests that all the wishes were things people didn't really need. What if there were people out there wishing for food or medicine?
@rickymcgowen67763 жыл бұрын
@@brianfrisbie8106 Or lost loved ones?
@cuteface48913 жыл бұрын
Was that the part where she sang “imagine there’s no possessions”? 🧐
@jamiepoole3 жыл бұрын
and what about the guy that made the very first wish in the movie --- for a coffee. Does he... have to.. vomit it back up? Did he never get it in the first place? He didn't even know he wished for it.
@ComputerLearning03 жыл бұрын
How convenient.
@MAXimumEffort44 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention the implication behind the poor man who got body snatched by Steve. Probably lost his job and family and his life is utterly ruined. But you go gurl
@Hairy_mcclaireeyАй бұрын
Not to mention he was totally violated as Diana slept with the Steve body too!!! Idk what Patty Jenkins was thinking there, kinda rapey undertones😭😭
@jinglesbejankin7322 Жыл бұрын
Aladdin had a pretty interesting take on the wishing for infinite power thing. Jafar wishing to be a genie for the powers and getting his wish but with the added consequence of being confined to a lamp of his own for all eternity. No Aladdin 2 would ever ruin that.
@retroverdrive3 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely more excited for the Drinker's review of this movie than the movie itself.
@matsug57043 жыл бұрын
Same! lol
@MasterPodi3 жыл бұрын
You and me both mate
@lukebailey36623 жыл бұрын
Yep
@scrbroadcast3 жыл бұрын
Same
@lordofbats36013 жыл бұрын
Yeah soon as I watched it Christmas Day (and was appalled) Ive looked forward to this review
@ddd88282 жыл бұрын
“Success should be earned, not given,“ says the woman born with invincibility, super strength, immortality, regeneration, and apparently also flight, and turning things invisible and intangible to radar but tangible to human butts.
@Tangerine37122 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t make things “intangible”.
@ddd88282 жыл бұрын
@@Tangerine3712 Explain why the the radar didn't work
@stevejordan72752 жыл бұрын
@@ddd8828 Visible light and radio (upon which "RAdio Detection And Ranging" aka "radar" depends) are just different frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. Apparently the invisibility also applies to radar. You know, "Radar invisibility" like stealth is? So it's possible to do both to an object the size of a Tornado/F-111 Aardvark hybrid with the same field effect (assuming anyone other than Harry Potter could do it.) Just...not with the tech we have today.
@amazingmonkey8862 жыл бұрын
Just like the F35. It's invisible folks! What? You don't need to make things invisible to make them undetectable by radar? Radar is not a visual detection system?
@amazingmonkey8862 жыл бұрын
@@stevejordan7275 Hmm I think you are conflating two very different things. Sight involves receiving EMR from objects. So one possible way to be invisible is to bend light around yourself so the observer literally sees around you. Another way is to use cameras to project the image behind you on your own body surface. Radar works by bouncing radio waves off objects and receiving its echo. So how would she be accomplishing both at the same time? The way you say it is obvious but its not obvious to me. Plus you know stealth jets aren't invisible to the eye right?
@jasondelvaux3036 Жыл бұрын
I actually couldn't get through this film. Yes, that bad. When she just suddenly decided that she could fly unexpectedly, I said "okay, I'm done." The whole invisible jet thing and grabbing a bullet FROM BEHIND with her magic lasso almost made me quit, but the flying thing was the final straw.
@Orius255 ай бұрын
Did anyone notice how Diana's childhood story got rewritten? In the first movie, it shows her training hard as an adult but still getting her ass kicked. In 1984, they made her perfect at 10 years old. She would have won the competition against a bunch of grown Amazons, the only thing that stopped her was her being snatched out of the competition for cheating. It made her skills feel unearned, which totally erased what we learned about her in the first movie. What a disgrace.
@TheSaxon.3 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve looks on in wonder at these new things called fireworks. To be fair, they had only existed for a millennia or so before WW1.
@fabi37902 жыл бұрын
Yeah understandable that he didn't know them if thats true
@rackroll44052 жыл бұрын
And trashcan and subways.
@robertoswald11122 жыл бұрын
That’s poor research on the writers’ part. Funny; aside from that miss, the movie really followed a cogent storyline.
@margarethmichelina51462 жыл бұрын
Also, shouldn't it traumatize him because he died on explosion on the first Wonder Woman movie? And how the fuck they can fly with a plane in museum which it's supposed to be museum figurine and how did it have fuels?
@rackroll44052 жыл бұрын
@@margarethmichelina5146 magic fuel
@fightthegoodfight523 жыл бұрын
The best comment I read on another video about this movie was, “I almost walked out of my own house!” I’m still laughing at that one! 🤣😂🤣😂 Original comment by Jonathan B!
@pixxelwizzard3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@alicat51033 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@ijustwantedausername3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that’s hysterical 🤣🤣🤣
@costascostas17603 жыл бұрын
I walked put of my living room. Went back to see the end because I hate leaving things unfinished
@Bluecloudprod3 жыл бұрын
THAT is funny!
@chethammer2 жыл бұрын
One addition. Cheetah gets her powers and automatically kicks Diana's butt. Someone with centuries of combat experience. Didn't have to learn a thing. She was just awesome from the jump.
@ShanghaiRooster5 ай бұрын
Yeah, but Kirsten's wish was to be like Diana (presumably the dildo stone included the powers that Kirsten was unaware of it in that deal, as can be seen when her strength massively increases), whilst Diana is simultaneously losing her powers as a consequence of her own wish. The movie is still a piss poor execution of an interesting idea, but that part is consistent with its internal logic.
@guus55042 ай бұрын
She Saif she wanted to be the apex predator, meaning the strongest off all, thus stronger then Wonder Woman.
@E8794v Жыл бұрын
What shocked me the most to A Clockwork Orange level was the movie showing sexual assault of a man is okay. The juxtaposition of Barbara saying no twice is supposed to be a nod to no means no and me too and times up but Wonder Woman having sex with a guy that her boyfriend is in mental possession of while the actual body owner is coma unconscious is disgusting and revolting. I guess the writers of WW84 thought rape of females is bad, but the rape of males is okay if the female assaulter is not ugly. From DC's own website about Wonder Woman, "Wonder Woman has stood for nearly eighty years as a symbol of truth, justice, and equality. Diana has made it her duty to lead by example." To top it off the director Patty Jenkins said, "It's a trope since the 80's, get over it." Patty doesn't understand that sometimes tropes are bad and if you do use a bad trope maybe lampshade the situation, but lampshading is reserved for writers that understand there is a problem to begin with.
@retsaMinnavoiG2 ай бұрын
It's not rape if she's hot everybody knows that
@michaelvarney.3 жыл бұрын
Dianna: “Check out this moving staircase!” Steve: “Oh, you mean an escalator… a technology invented in the 1880’s and in use when I was alive? Oh goodness... a trash can!”
@donxavier103 жыл бұрын
I know, right? How was he so in awe of a freaking trash can?? Presumably, he'd been walking around in that guy's body for, at least, a few days. He already been out walking the streets trying to find Diana. Are we seriously to believe during all of that he'd never come across a trash can? Man, if that's true than the horse less carriages must've scared the hell out of him. Ha!
@alice_evermore3 жыл бұрын
I thought the very same thing! Also his amazement of the train coming into the station was ridiculous....
@matthiuskoenig33783 жыл бұрын
@@donxavier10 i mean to be fair, when he was around trashcans didn't look like that, hell plastic wasn't invented.
@ApKNJ3 жыл бұрын
@@donxavier10 To be fair, he was not "in awe of a trash can." He was told he was in an art exhibit so he was trying to understand why this trash can was considered art by these future people. Similar to an episode of Columbo where Columbo asks for an explanation of the air vent in a modern art exhibit. He knew what it was, he just wondered if it had some significance in that spot he was not aware of.
@Furzkampfbomber3 жыл бұрын
@@matthiuskoenig3378 That is not correct. Bakelite, the first completely synthetic plastic, was invented in 1907, patented in 1909 and already used quite a lot in 1914. So even if he had never used, let's say a bakelite telephone, he would surely have heard about synthetic materials and even if _that_ would not have been the case, I highly doubt he would freak out like that about _those._ And how many things made of plastic must he have seen already _before_ that trash can? Why was he not freaking out about, let's say, plastic train seats? Seriously, they've chosen the most ridiculous reasons for him to freak out possible. A completely electrified city could have been impressive. The amount of car traffic. Computers. Women dressing like what might have looked to him like prostitutes. TV, for heavens sake. And anyway - how the hell is it possible that he is crossing half the city without seeing even _one_ magic, awe-inducing trash can all the way? And how and why is he still freaking out about a trash can, when is ability to be excited must have been depleted by now by all those other amazing things he must have seen?
@toganium41753 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about this movie is how Patty Jenkins, the writer/director, is saying that it’s a masterpiece. The narcissism is unreal!
@jamiebraswell55203 жыл бұрын
That's a liberal for you, living in their bubble-like echo chamber. I had thought Patty Jenkins was normal. I never heard anything stupid from her when the first one came out and she seemed concerned only with making a good movie. But now we have the real Patty Jenkins on display with writing credits this time, complete with her self-proclaimed Donald Trump villain. Ugh, i am done with this woman now. I won't see anything else she makes (luckily, I did not see this, and now I won't see it).
@mvicksdog3 жыл бұрын
This movie was awesome. I liked the part where I turned it off after 45 minutes, after coming to the same conclusion most people had reached.
@bluepandaman3 жыл бұрын
It’s only because they can’t bear to think that their feminist circlejerk could possibly create a bad movie.
@anastasiastellar26583 жыл бұрын
DCEU make another bad superhero movie I'M sOoO sUrPriSE... 😑
@jetpaq3 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG that's ridiculous. This is a Trainwreck that I wanted to love..but it's SO MEH, you can't even remember why you started watching it in the first place..
@ethanmawac7541 Жыл бұрын
For the final act when Max grants everyones wishes around the world, im quite surprised that there was no random doomer in his dingy living room wishing that the world would have ended. Just saying.
@mariantambe5110 Жыл бұрын
Lol, that's probably why all the nukes and stuff went haywire.
@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of10 ай бұрын
Or some emo who wished to die
@GreenDinoRanger7 ай бұрын
@@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9ofthat wish would have stayed permanent. It's not like they could change their mind.
@Mereologist5 ай бұрын
I wish that nobody else's wishes would get granted!
@shuttittuppitt93552 ай бұрын
CD saying that Max wants the "dildo" stone. Me wondering if Max is straight or... not.
@TheStrongmansteve5 ай бұрын
I honestly think that modern film makers believe that if they give the film a long run time it's going to be considered as an "epic."
@Trivedi_Tuesdays3 жыл бұрын
DC should make a movie about their archnemesis, Continuity.
@TheStandardBearer3 жыл бұрын
You win the internet! 🤣
@morg7773 жыл бұрын
So a typical DC movie. Can't say I'm surprised.
@GregDragon3 жыл бұрын
Proud of you.
@morsteen3 жыл бұрын
This is sort of why I could never get into comic movies...I get so confused because they just don't follow any linear plot. Shit is coming from everywhere and I have no idea what the fuck is going on, or more importantly,..WHY !? lol. The last comic/super hero movies i watched was the first Iron man, and the first two Spiderman movies. That's how annoying it got for me.
@sgt.thundercok47043 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@OfentseMwaseFilms3 жыл бұрын
This movie was awesome. I liked the part where I turned it off after 45 minutes, after coming to the same conclusion most people had reached.
@nkatekomashele57103 жыл бұрын
This is actually funny though 😂🤣
@AndreNitroX3 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@StigMurcielago3 жыл бұрын
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
@nate88673 жыл бұрын
Did you copy and paste the other dudes comment or did he copy yours?
@nate88673 жыл бұрын
Literally a word for word stolen comment you should be embarassed
@barackobama93432 ай бұрын
First time I watched this movie I was ABSOLUTELY WASTED and it didn't really make any sense to me... The 2nd time I watched it sober and it made EVEN LESS SENSE...
@LJW1912 Жыл бұрын
Despite being literally 1984, even Big Brother isn't watching this.
@PapaShongo253 жыл бұрын
“Man wishes he didn’t have cancer” *Takes back wish because strong woman says so*. Makes sense!
@donxavier103 жыл бұрын
@@johnallen3033 ugh the Monkey's Paw analogy they kept hitting us over the head with became tiresome quickly. They kept saying how the wishes were analogous to the MP but left out the one aspect that would've completely sunk their story: the MP wishes could not be renounced.
@wendelinclaus95553 жыл бұрын
"Man wishes everything is going to be perfect" the wish works perfectly, no negative outcome is possible. Film ends.
@hizpanicGam3r3 жыл бұрын
@@wendelinclaus9555 what a fun movie
@Weeups3 жыл бұрын
@@wendelinclaus9555 what if perfection is only possible if mankind goes extinct?
@ptonpc3 жыл бұрын
@@Weeups Would that would be a bad thing? Really?
@SiddharthShenoy3 жыл бұрын
I pirated this movie and I *STILL* want a Refund.
@alexmartin31433 жыл бұрын
You pirated the joke too...
@robertbaratheon31373 жыл бұрын
@@alexmartin3143 and who cares ?
@Enoughisenough9303 жыл бұрын
Me too, it’s shite.
@elijaholing3 жыл бұрын
The mall scene, in the beginning, was so cringy I almost stopped watching.
@joefriday86073 жыл бұрын
Seems legit!!
@tranquilthoughts7233 Жыл бұрын
In my opinion steve posessing some other body is the most baffling thing about this entire movie simply because there's absolutly no reason why they would do it like this. There's no stated limit on the stone's power so why not have it just recreate the actual steve with it's own body? And when diana has to renounce her wish have steve crumble into dust.
@hhj186 Жыл бұрын
Exactly instead they went for this whole possessed rapey fantasy
@PotatioBaconio4 ай бұрын
Because they needed Diana to r##e a man.
@maladacav88192 ай бұрын
W Steve possessing this rando guys body all I thought of after that is a “special episode “ of Quantum Leap 😂 (the OG one. Not the current made garbage) They should have just thrown Al in there w ziggy and would have been more plausible than this.
@TomFynn2 жыл бұрын
"The decomposing cherry on top of the shit covered chocolate cake that is 2020" Well said, Sir, well said.
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯💯💯
@jennifergonzalez10233 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention that just because the jet became invisible doesn’t mean it would disappear off all radars
@rhyscallinan44023 жыл бұрын
I already saw two
@Ouchmyback3 жыл бұрын
but if it lets radiation in the visible spectrum pass through, there's no reason it can't also be letting other frequencies pass through. IRL it doesn't work, but magic is magic
@Whoknows2853 жыл бұрын
Bra ITS the Same Power who hides the amazonian isle. That cant also be detecded.
@koopa55043 жыл бұрын
woman moment
@alexwr3 жыл бұрын
It's magic bro... Talk about nitpicking...
@ReclaimMind3 жыл бұрын
The mainstream news in Australia has been singing its praises saying it’s the film we need for 2020, so you instantly know it’s going to be utter shit.
@lliamthrumble3 жыл бұрын
Yeah my wife is fully on board with how amazing ots gonna be without seeing it. About yo call her now to let her know its utter garbage that noone likes
@shanet4513 жыл бұрын
I assume they said this on The Project?
@mrjohnnyk3 жыл бұрын
If the MSM likes it, it's garbage.
@stevieboyXI3 жыл бұрын
Shit recognises shit.
@mookly10563 жыл бұрын
literally being gaslit by the media. I can't even deal hahah
@kevalyarathore2234 ай бұрын
When you really think about these superheroe movies, "The Boys" starts to make a lot more sense...
@dab4857 Жыл бұрын
“Unspecified virus of unknown origins”. 😂😂😂
@Korkzor3 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman: "I left the world for 100 years" Director: "Who cares about details"
@TimoRutanen3 жыл бұрын
"I was lying the whole time hahaaa. The lasso of truth has to be recharged somehow right?"
@CommanderquesoTV3 жыл бұрын
continuity we dont do that here
@ThunderDudeSki3 жыл бұрын
Details are for losers
@The_Patbey3 жыл бұрын
@@TimoRutanen Sorry it actually needed a recharge???????
@ams9143 жыл бұрын
This is also the problem with jumping throughout time as a franchise progresses. They get a new idea or decide to implement an existing one that hasn't been depicted yet (Wonder Woman flying), but they implement in a "new" entry to the franchise set in the past. Multiverse has similar issues where nothing that happens really matters because they can always reset the clock or hop to an alternate reality, but it's much less egregious. Although I still think the Multiverse stuff has its problems but it is undeniable from a cash-grab standpoint.
@dogfacedsoldier3273 жыл бұрын
My ten year old son pointed out during a trailer that she was flying but wasn't in the Justice League movie. It's bad when a ten year old can point out such things.
@flobbie872 жыл бұрын
What are you trying to say? Do you want your son to be dumb?
@dogfacedsoldier3272 жыл бұрын
@@flobbie87 What are talking about? A ten year old that point out stuff most adult miss isn't dumb.
@flobbie872 жыл бұрын
@@dogfacedsoldier327, of course, but you wrote that it is bad that your son is able to do it. That is probably not what you mean. But you wrote it.
@eddiep31802 жыл бұрын
@@dogfacedsoldier327 it’s bad because that means the film was made terribly. You have horrible reading comprehension
@johndoe-nr9ju2 жыл бұрын
That's right! What's canon?
@MrBrutal33 Жыл бұрын
Someone should tell her that destroying a CCTV camera won't erase the footage it has already recorded!
@MasterKoru Жыл бұрын
It drives me absolutely insane that the climax of the movie involves relying on LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH RENOUNCING THEIR WISHES. I'd be willing to bet not even 5% of those who made wishes would be willing to renounce them; humans are inherently selfish, and would undoubtedly be loathe to give up their deepest wishes come true even to save the world, especially since they generally would be doing so for no apparent gain. I, standing in my living room with my wish granted, would likely notice no difference in the world if I gave up my wish, so why the hell would I? I tend to think of myself as a generally good person, and having my wish taken from me seems like a "Nothing to gain, everything to lose" scenario.
@tts28323 жыл бұрын
This movie was so bad that my girlfriend made the moves on me, before I had the chance to make my moves on her. I highly recommend it.
@edwardschmitt57103 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jamesvanitas3 жыл бұрын
Maybe I should give it a try......
@justinjoyner11343 жыл бұрын
You’re lucky. She could’ve just changed the channel!
@ShaunInce1233 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@DigitalDirigibles3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@profoundwanderer14413 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman: "Take back your wishes" The World: "oh, ok"
@flaviomonteiro14143 жыл бұрын
For sure... Is how people work... Imagine if they didn't give the wishes back and then she becomes distrustful of the humanity again...
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Actual humanity: "We wish you stopped complaining, Wonder Woman"
@dma-rising88763 жыл бұрын
What about the people who made wishes, then were killed by other wishes.... how did they hear the message to take it back?
@mbos143 жыл бұрын
@@flaviomonteiro1414 Imagine living the worst live you can. Boom wish helps you undo this and this random person tells you to take it back and go live that live again. Sorry but no i dont think every person will take back their wishes thats just wishfull thinking.
@quarreneverett47673 жыл бұрын
@@mbos14 yeah, i would want better, struggling with dissability my whole life trying to get assistance for it. not able to have much for myself cause lack of security
@rawx485 Жыл бұрын
All I remember about this movie was the horrid special effects. When Diana rescued the two kids towards the end and they all went tumbling, it was so obviously 2 small mannequins. How the he'll did that make it into the final cut?
@AbstractTheClassAct3 жыл бұрын
She went from literally defeating the God of War in an epic battle taking place in the midst of WW1, To giving a shit speech.
@mattholt24513 жыл бұрын
The speech wasn’t bad, it’s just the fact there was a speech at all
@StewHeisenberg3 жыл бұрын
Kratos
@afanofmoodyblues79413 жыл бұрын
DC did what dc does ruins a movie with a bad sequel and hopes that fans will like to not think about the story
@BatPierrot3 жыл бұрын
seriously the battle with Ares was lame with "i believe in love" as a punchline. At least WW84 embraced its cheesyness and tried to go for a positive message with a heartfull speech. Not perfect but i definitely saw the first good DCEU movie
@sydrivers83113 жыл бұрын
This is the biggest problem when you have leftist woman creating the stuff of our childhood.Hollywood won’t stop until we say no more and watch them lose billions.
@Ashkihyena3 жыл бұрын
“Bruce Almighty” Which was also a better film.
@TheBelrick3 жыл бұрын
Hey, do you also think that Evan almighty is one of those rare films where the sequel is better than the original?
@andrewsauvie61423 жыл бұрын
Damb
@ottoroberts51633 жыл бұрын
@@TheBelrick erm. No
@Demicleas3 жыл бұрын
Wait I just realized iv been seeing you everywhere...
@Frostmourne863 жыл бұрын
I'll second that, especially since it has a message that continues to be relevant.
@storygirl33 Жыл бұрын
I agree it would've been interesting to see Diana deal with the increasing loss of her powers and the reprocussions, stress, and fear it should cause as she loses the abilities she always had so easily. And it would be fun to see the tension and then teamwork as she realizes she needs to rely on Steve more heavily to help her in fights and come up with clever strategy over strength to get around her new weakness. Also we need to see the evidence of the life of the guy Steve took over creeping in on them as his work, friends and family call him and the guilt over stealing his life. In the end wouldn't it be both of them sacrificing the selfish choice with not just Diana but also Steve not willing to steal someones life? They could then at least acknowledge life is precious even if people are flawed. Making just about her broken heart and Steve wanting her to have powers back is disappointing. In Justice League Diana, is portrayed as people weren't worth saving anymore and she only fights if the threat is world devastation. Rather unheroic attitude for a hero movie You know I wonder how the writers miss basic stoey arcs. Dont they read books or watch influential movies? Wait nevermind, DC movies are written by committee.
@lycangoon52862 жыл бұрын
They went from a freaking Greek God to some cheetah character idgaf about...I hate this movie compared the first wonder woman
@BarryKennedy3 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve is basically a handbag. Don't worry about hijacking an innocent man to bring your boyfriend back, or dispose of said boyfriend afterwards. He's just an accessory.
@Canaris33 жыл бұрын
The loving boyfriend being a total dork comedy relief is literally a fucking teenager first fanfic tier level of writing..
@braedenwestland26623 жыл бұрын
The least manly thing to do about it is whine
@GingerZombie293 жыл бұрын
Strong female character hung up on a man she knew for a few days 70 years ago. 👍👍
@cookingonthecheapcheap69213 жыл бұрын
That's all men are aren't we? Work horses and arm candy?
I love how they posses some random guys body with Trevor's soul, without this guys input at all, constantly put him in danger, and his body and Diana have sex (again with out his input) which is essentially a 4 letter R word, if you reverse the genders and make that a woman who was possessed the movie would get savaged by the SJWs and be shoved into obscurity
@andymcgee64042 жыл бұрын
Bless you, you're right. You forgot about real life actual laws ( american and especially english) where a woman is not able to be charged with RAPE even though guilty as sin
@michaelmurphy21122 жыл бұрын
First, I agree and have made that same argument. Second, what straight man would have said no?
@dangerdan25922 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmurphy2112 Well I don't want my body to be possessed by someone else ever lol so count me out. Plus is the guy really experiencing the sex or is his consciousness just shoved aside and is basically asleep? I haven't seen the movie and never will so I don't know.
@ryanotte67372 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there were several articles regarding how this movie had a weird rape concept on this point and the movie quickly fell into obscurity.
@thejasminedragonmerchant68432 жыл бұрын
@@dangerdan2592 The film doesn't really explain it well, tbh, but what little the audience is given basically implies that the poor guy is suppressed so far down in his own body that he's basically comatose and has no shown reaction to being meat-puppeted by Trevor. I'm honestly still horrified that Diana is so blasé about using his body to get her love interest back that she doesn't even reconsider jumping his bones without any consent and just, you know, not being a horrible person. Also, she doesn't apologise to the poor guy for having his body hijacked by Trevor, either, so the poor man is essentially left with a chunk of his memory missing once Trevor returns to the afterlife, too. Although, given that happened to his body while he was down and out, that might've been the closest thing to kindness he got here...
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
I think I'm over the trope of, "woman kicks catcaller's ass from the beginning of the movie with her new found power".
@colehavenar2638 Жыл бұрын
"Lets put him in goofy clothes cuz it makes my brain do a funny." I swear this is the best movie critic channel I've ever seen.
@adinocc20423 жыл бұрын
I love how they make a movie set in the 80's and all of the hair, makeup and clothes worn by the leads look like styles from 2020.
@Not_Always3 жыл бұрын
Right? Her hair wasn't nearly big enough to be set in 1984.
@demonkingbadger66893 жыл бұрын
I cant complain too much about that one. I am an 80s kid, while i loved the decade, i saw enough big hair for a lifetime.🤯
@cmc5394oparva3 жыл бұрын
@@Not_Always They didn't even have to go with the Aqua Net flare, just give her a normal bob or the Pat Benatar look that millions of high school girls sported in the early 80s.
@Perktube13 жыл бұрын
Thats how they did the WW tv series. WW2 setting, 70's hairstyles.
@TheSupinesmokey3 жыл бұрын
fashion gets recycled all the time and nostalgia has been envogue for a while
@megaavonaco99543 жыл бұрын
There was literally no reason for this movie to take place in 1984.
@ViracochaFI3 жыл бұрын
Rio from Duran Duran and Max looking like Simon Le Bon
@marz40213 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I have yet to figure out what was the point of having it in 1984 other that allowing Patty to make a simpler movie. Which is what she made, a simple movie.
@edster84163 жыл бұрын
Probably a significant number or date to the creator or special issue of wonder woman in the original comics I assume. Cauze why specific on 1984. Why not early 90's? The logic of any superhero movie is there's always an infinite time line so logic is never there 😂
@Jrseydevil3 жыл бұрын
I think there actually was a WW1984 story arc where it ww1984 ment World War 1984. But you'd never know from this God awful attempt at story telling
@destinyhero47953 жыл бұрын
because if this movie happen in current time it will cause more confusion where all justice league member when there is JL level threat
@fembotheather3785 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the angry old guy (who you know would be out there) whose football game got interrupted to say " I wish you'd get the 'F' off my TV!"
@veryimportantperson36572 ай бұрын
"Calling" a disappointing sequel isn't exactly difficult. The 2nd film in a franchise rarely lives up to its predecessor.
@lisamaitland1573 жыл бұрын
Crap: Even Zod from Superman did his homework. He transmitted his voice in the correct languages, for the planet to hear.
@lisamaitland1573 жыл бұрын
@@alkebulanawah4242 it happens, when typing fast :)
@alkebulanawah42423 жыл бұрын
@@lisamaitland157 oh sorry
@TheBelrick3 жыл бұрын
Man of steel in retrospection is actually a really good film. Probably the only DC film you can say that about. (wonder wahman 1 was a racist pile of cr@p)
@anonymousfray28203 жыл бұрын
@@TheBelrick Shazam? Also how was the first wonder woman racist? Not sure you know what the word means.
@iamthewizardwhoknocks28453 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousfray2820 Racist means anything the user wants it to mean, that's why you don't argue with them
@Rob-H3 жыл бұрын
I thought Kristen Wig could have been defeated using a laser pointer.
@bighands693 жыл бұрын
She can be defeating by being in a good film.
@chrisgreig983 жыл бұрын
@@bighands69 Her best role is in The Martian, probably because Ridley Scott told her to shut the f*ck up and stop trying to be funny. She's awful in pretty much everything else.
@lsonofjohn80343 жыл бұрын
U win the internet
@sanrasuzumaki9423 жыл бұрын
That would have been brilliant writing but you just heard the Critical Drinker, there was not such thing in this film.
@pewdavid33383 жыл бұрын
But it s not Cat Movie
@tadiyahfraser5 ай бұрын
"This movie is long; and by God do you feel every minute of it" 😂😂 is officially my new favorite line.
@MysteryBounty Жыл бұрын
I think if they would have done a Vietnam story, with Wonder Woman grappling with the fact humans havent stopped fighting even with Ares dead and deciding her place in that war while trying to hide from the world after what happened to Steve could have been great. Instead we got....something
@johnmacleod24875 ай бұрын
There was that other little dust up between WW1 and Vietnam, too. Where was she even hiding during 1939-1945? She's into the classical history, was she in Nazi occupied Greece or Mussolini controlled (later Nazi occupied) Italy?
@MysteryBounty5 ай бұрын
@johnmacleod2487 That's true, like they could have explored what she did during the war and why she let the Nazis rise up without interference, there were sooo many great possibilities that would have all been better than 1984
@PorkchopExpression3 жыл бұрын
This movie was painful to watch. Effects, dialog and story were literally Spy Kids level.
@jp53943 жыл бұрын
At least Spy Kids was done with some love, because Rodriguez wants to entertain kids. This, on the other hand, is just awful girl power pandering
@vystra97623 жыл бұрын
Hey hey, don't bring Spy Kids down to WW 84's level. That franchise has a special place in my heart.
@justyoureverydayhuman40263 жыл бұрын
Don't you dare compare spy kids to this.... Thing...
@keithburch85823 жыл бұрын
Wrong. The Spy Kids movies are superior.
@summerville65053 жыл бұрын
It was more of a filler episode in a tv series
@gopalp.36213 жыл бұрын
This whole movie felt like an excuse to bring back Chris Pine.
@KnuckleHunkybuck3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, the entire first movie seemed like a good justification to leave Chris Pine dead.
@charlesforbin85263 жыл бұрын
Well, even a feminist movie needs a white male lead for box office success.
@Matthew109503 жыл бұрын
Any excuse to bring back Chris Pine is acceptable.
@kyuminnie1373 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew10950 haha agrees
@vincentmartin56633 жыл бұрын
who?
@brianmcconnell18172 жыл бұрын
During all those scenes where Diana was getting shot and injured I wondered about the same thing…where’s her shield? 🤷🏼♂️ And a woman pining over a guy for 70 years isn’t romantic, it’s psychotic. Girl get help!
@trevorhadley6136 Жыл бұрын
@Brian McConnell Oh shut up and Diana is finally over him at the end of WW84
@tonypaella8 ай бұрын
Pining....I see what you did there
@richardhunter13211 ай бұрын
Gal Gadot looks amazing as Wonder Woman and she's perfect for the role. it's a shame she didn't get a better film to showcase her talents
@Skyshadow18 ай бұрын
She looks like wonder woman and she has the attitude but the body is not there.
@TatsumiOga6823 жыл бұрын
This storyline seems more like a kid movie, back when people thought only kids liked superheroes
@bacht47993 жыл бұрын
Which is fine.. then make a superhero family movie with the same moral and make it good and everyone is happy
@sirpizo5553 жыл бұрын
Super hero movies have and always will be for kids
@chrismarple3 жыл бұрын
@@bacht4799 no lol
@chrismarple3 жыл бұрын
@@sirpizo555 that is also completely false
@darkspinspard42583 жыл бұрын
@@sirpizo555 I don't know about that... I think it comes down to the theme of the movie in question tackles. But hey to each their own I guess.
@AyeThatsHandsomePete3 жыл бұрын
200 million plus to make a movie with “sci-fi channel” quality...
@discipleofdeath25173 жыл бұрын
Hell I loved alot those movies before it was the Syfy channel, at least those were funny bad or campy.
@shroomiestshroom36553 жыл бұрын
@@discipleofdeath2517 some are actually pretty good, but 90% of them get made with a budget lower than $1 million, to spend 200x times that and end up with a worse movie is a good achievement, must be in top 10 flops.
@drpoolshooter3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, just missing the MST3K robot silhouettes making fun of it.
@discipleofdeath25173 жыл бұрын
Like shoot off the top of my head Ghost shark was hilariously bad
@baohweeb69353 жыл бұрын
@@discipleofdeath2517 agreed
@markk7731 Жыл бұрын
Gal Gadot's "limited acting range". I am glad some one else said it. More proof that all you have to be in Hollywood is good looking.
@kindaepicngl1671 Жыл бұрын
Just found out that one of the hacks who wrote this is writing for the spiderverse sequel...god help us
@adriammartinez7152 Жыл бұрын
Say sike right now
@kindaepicngl1671 Жыл бұрын
@@adriammartinez7152 check the imdb page
@jeffe42973 жыл бұрын
I do like the addition of the Jack Nicholson laughing scene to the Drinker's cutaway repertoire.
@skaetur13 жыл бұрын
I definitely smell shite.
@LordBaktor3 жыл бұрын
+1 to that. I was going to comment something similar but without the word "repertoire" because I'm an uncultured swine and tend to forget it exists.
@chaburchak3 жыл бұрын
As well as that terrifying Superman mouth, yikes...
@BNerdy3 жыл бұрын
Also: max is a genie, Diana raped a man that was in the sunken place that was replaced with Steve, and why was Max’s son Filipino? How would turning the jet invisible matter to radar? How could Steve fly a fighter jet but didn’t know what a trash can was?? My head hurts
@chenxiongxiong67783 жыл бұрын
Ahahah Max's son filipino made me lol.. maybe his wife is asian but yeah, unnecessary mixed race there ahahahah
@asurmenhandofasuryan46103 жыл бұрын
@V. V just do you'd know, DC and Marvel don't have copyright on superhero powers
@asurmenhandofasuryan46103 жыл бұрын
@V. V Haha the sexism was just sarcasm and irony haha u look so stupid
@megaloschemos91133 жыл бұрын
How did Steve get directions to fly to Egypt? Also, who was the man who Steve inhabited? Surely he must have known Diana was treating him like someone else 🤔
@rigel92283 жыл бұрын
@V. V But to be fair, while that other guy totally was a moron for falling for the obvious bait, your first comment was certainly a bit cringe...
@nathanbarnes85352 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about how Diana lost her powers, all I could think of was Superman II. That's how you should handle an overpowered character coming to terms with losing all of their strength because of a dumb decision they made. It seemed like they were trying to copy that here, but never pulled it off.
@uncardedreviews97219 ай бұрын
5:10 "Diana wishes to be reunited with Steve..." . [Wish stone] instantly kills Diana and sends her to the afterlife...the end . 😂😂😂
@TylerL2203 жыл бұрын
Bringing Steve back felt to me like just shoving Chris Pine in the movie just cause
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
Well they had two and a half hours to kill...
@rhyscallinan44023 жыл бұрын
@@TheNefastor and a movies career too by the looks of it
@adrianalprin57523 жыл бұрын
They're like "Fuck F9 brought Han back, if they can do that we can bring Steve back as well"
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianalprin5752 LMAO 🤣
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianalprin5752 just remembered Gal Gadot was Han's girlfriend 😁
@sohrobganjbaksh96693 жыл бұрын
"Remember the invisible jet? That part of wonder woman that was universally made fun of because it was stupid that a flying goddess would drive it. Lets put it in the movie."
@thereyougoagain12803 жыл бұрын
“Not only that, let’s make it integral to the plot, and give no explanation, so that not only will it be ridiculous, it’ll be a ridiculous deus ex machina”
@daralenoach3 жыл бұрын
It's on the same level as the Thanos helicopter
@Willowy133 жыл бұрын
They had to have the invisible jet so Steve could do something.😂😂😂
@elvinsolano61773 жыл бұрын
@@Willowy13 Sad but true.
@volrogue3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't even make sense. She makes it invisible because of "radar". Radar doesn't pick up on whether something is visible or not
@beequeen6266 ай бұрын
My first born was born a few weeks before this came on HBO Max so I have a memory watching this with my newborn baby sleeping snuggly on my chest and my husband cooking breakfast in the kitchen. It's unfortunate I didnt put on a better movie because that memory will hopefully last forever
@iseeq722 жыл бұрын
Maybe Patty Jenkins should have sticked to directing instead of story writing…
@AnthonySforza3 жыл бұрын
I like how Kristin Wiig "loses her humanity" as a side effect of the stone... And not just the natural process of what happens when the ignored girl becomes a smokeshow and starts getting all the attention.
@blackenedwritings3 жыл бұрын
That and I like the not-overused-at-all trope of making her look nerdy by giving her glasses.
@AnthonySforza3 жыл бұрын
@@blackenedwritings Haha, right? I recall watching the Yesterday movie about the Beatles and the nerdy-ish woman kept looking familiar, until halfway into the movie, it dawned on me that she was Cinderella. No glasses at all.
@waltercomunello1213 жыл бұрын
@@blackenedwritings meanwhile, young attractive women can't be renowned doctors. not criticizing or anything, I'm just curious about these tropes and how default appearances are taken as granted. I'm actually starting to rethink about my prejudices - or at least I'm trying to see them from a distance. (About time.)
@nduetimothy57483 жыл бұрын
Never have I seen something this true😂
@yessum153 жыл бұрын
Lol you literally have a neck beard.
@BFG_10G3 жыл бұрын
"Dildo stone." God, I love this guy.
@sadnew32713 жыл бұрын
The way he kept repeating it🤣
@_V.Va_3 жыл бұрын
"Kristen Wig and Diana both used it." (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
@redacted85673 жыл бұрын
If I took a shot for every time he said “dildo stone” I would be a bigger alcoholic than he is by the 10 minute mark.
@dannyhernandez265 Жыл бұрын
I thought the entire mall sequence was like a cheesy commercial for Wonder Woman. Once I realized it wasn’t I immediately changed to another movie.
@Ben-zr4ho3 ай бұрын
I havent seen the movie. Why does Steve even need a meat suit in the first place? Why couldnt he just like come into existence without that strange and troubling angle?
@Secretsofsociety3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure this movie exists solely to make it so young people don't think George Orwell when they hear 1984
@RobertSchley3 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's potentially brilliant and terrifying at the same time.
@M419.993 жыл бұрын
Ah, my daily dose of paranoia for today. Thanks for pointing that out!
@hkleider3 жыл бұрын
You may be on to something. Why that year specifically? Why not 1980 or 1985?
@demonkingbadger66893 жыл бұрын
They probably havent heard of George Orwell anyway.
@samburrell44093 жыл бұрын
Nightmare fuel!
@darkman807233 жыл бұрын
You know I'm starting to like this logic of "Steve flew a biplane so he can fly a modern jet fighter". I can drive my car so I should be perfectly capable to drive a high performance race car.
@haroon4203 жыл бұрын
I’ll send your application to Mercedes on Monday morning. Give Hamilton a little rest.
@robertoswald11122 жыл бұрын
I swim so I can captain a submarine.
@dustyak792 жыл бұрын
Even that analogy is far off. You could at least figure out how to start it and the steering brakes and gear changes. Hell he wouldn’t even know how to open the canopy to get in. Let alone start it , take off flaps retractable landing gear. Speeds to take off /land other flap controls while flying increases decreased power. All the other avionics.It be like saying I rode a tricycle as a child while living noncontacted tribe (besides the tricycle )in the Amazon hopping on a race motorcycle and coming in 1st place
@robertoswald11122 жыл бұрын
I digest food so I can perform organic chemistry research.
@bodkimalone2 жыл бұрын
I can use a phone and computer so I can be an expert coder😀
@everettst.claire8702 жыл бұрын
I really liked the first movie. This movie was awful. Max Lord was a mountain of wasted potential. His comic counterpart is a very powerful telepath. Not a broken conman. Kristen Wig was horribly miscast also.
@maddan9086 Жыл бұрын
LOL! It's official; The Critical Drinker is my spirit animal. 😁👌
@rob221d33 жыл бұрын
Female writer/Director:: "Men just can't deal with a strong female lead"...Really, are we going to use the 'misogynistic fanboy' excuse again!?
@garrettlowell76373 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes they are. Now and forever.
@Yukiyu773 жыл бұрын
It will be used until the heat death of the universe, maybe even beyond. It's the similar excuse for when female chess players can't compete with male ones. "It's the patriarchy's fault! It makes every single one of the female players BELIEVE they can't so they don't! But they totally could!"
@gabrieljohannson67773 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes, we will 🤮.
@reidmason25513 жыл бұрын
Plenty of male directors and comic book creators trot out the same line over and over again. Have so for decades. It's the go-to cliche insult when they get called out on screwing up and/or making their female character of choice an unlikable bitch instead of a relatable human being.
@dingfeldersmurfalot45603 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's why Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anniston and Jennifer Lawrence had such terrible careers and nobody's ever heard of them.
@billparker2443 жыл бұрын
I like how she destroyed the cameras AFTER she had already shown herself in costume doing super human things.
@dickmarx12983 жыл бұрын
Lady brain
@akshay.in.ception3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... like what was that about?
@hammiranda3 жыл бұрын
As if the footage gets recorded on the actual camera 🤣😂😅
@BeavisSaves3 жыл бұрын
The cameras can't tell their secrets if they are DEAD! Thats how they work, right?
@jimmym33523 жыл бұрын
I don't even think video cameras were even that ubiquitous in 1984. I think only in the later 80's did they become a thing. And even then you had the problem of sufficient storage. They were either just re-recorded over the same VHS tape or used time lapse recording.
@theboatnut1540 Жыл бұрын
They had years to come up with a good plot...and they settled on, "Oh, we should have there be this cool rock that can grant your wishes!"
@kultur-vultur Жыл бұрын
I instantly realize that would radar still hit an invisible jet, the objects mass is there to bounce the signal off of.
@aychazyt69872 жыл бұрын
The fact that she basically slept with a stranger to satisfy her "needs" somewhat horrifies me Edit: and it's not even the worse part of this awful movie
@freelanceryuu2 жыл бұрын
wait when was that
@aychazyt69872 жыл бұрын
@@freelanceryuu Steve, he's not actually Steve but some stranger who was inhabited by Steve's essence/soul becuz of her wish
@bgcm19952 жыл бұрын
I know damn well anybody that had their lover come back would do the same lmao
@aychazyt69872 жыл бұрын
@Abhijit Racer it still feels weird, plus that wasn't the only thing wrong with this frickin 'movie', in fact this is nothing compared to the other major flaws
@johndoe-lp9my2 жыл бұрын
@Abhijit Racer that's exactly how people who slip mickeys into people's drinks at the bar think. You might be a bad date.
@MattC093 жыл бұрын
The whole Amazon Olympics is point less. In the first movie, Diana’s mother WOULDNT allow her to train until she’s a teenager. Yet in WW84, the intro is literally just that training before she’s a teenager.
@howardjones64323 жыл бұрын
Go Bears! Beat Green Bay!
@chenxiongxiong67783 жыл бұрын
I knew it! Thank you! I kinda remember this but not really remember the exact word so I don't really think about it but now!!! Yes, this WW84 is a hotpile plot holes garbage movie
@Mrbluefire953 жыл бұрын
It’s even pointless within the scene itself. Though Diana falls off her horse, the horse keeps going as though she was still on it. Her “shortcut” didn’t give her any advantage, and even made her miss one of the arrow targets. Cheated? More like she was a 10 year old who didn’t make the right decision and would’ve lost either way.
@isobuster61073 жыл бұрын
because they did not even read or watch the last movie thye dont even know how to connect the movie
@arnabroy8323 жыл бұрын
Thats what i am looking for
@kopper876 ай бұрын
Man I keep comming to this video when I'm having a bad day. It's incredible hilarious, I went to see this movie with my sister and my dad, and when the movie finished, we were 100% silent until we get to the car, it was embarrassing lol
@azza1793 Жыл бұрын
Written by a woman, Directed by same woman, 2 x women in lead roles and film totally flops. Whose fault? Well there are no men there to blame
@rossthebesiegebuilder35633 жыл бұрын
They should've had Steve Trevor quantum leap into Danny DeVito and try to rekindle his relationship with Wonder Woman.
@doriangreen32313 жыл бұрын
All he would need is a monster condom to use for his magnum dong.
@FireRising863 жыл бұрын
Danny being in this movie would’ve made it 1000 times better
@naveedclifton3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Diana, how about we rekindle our relationship by starting an oooourrgy." -Steve T. Reynolds.
@MandaloreTheReclaimer3 жыл бұрын
Danny devito should have played every male roll in the movie.
@Isengard26263 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! Nice
@TheTiberius743 жыл бұрын
dont forget. A fighter Jet that doesn`t need refueling across the Atlantic!
@russjudge3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that occurred to me, too.
@ColKlink-pk9yx3 жыл бұрын
Yeah...I couldn't remember them saying the jet had some newfangled secret design with miniaturised nuclear propulsion a'la Hunt For Red October submarines (similar era) lol. Not to mention it was supposedly in a museum...cringe
@jamesanson27113 жыл бұрын
yeah. and it disappears too. no need to be so literal
@auricom84723 жыл бұрын
Oh don't worry its secret soviet technology it doesn't need fuel.
@augiehicks45883 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was an F4 Phantom which didn’t make sense because modern day mid flight refueling didn’t exist then
@scousiered31242 жыл бұрын
I liked that the first WW had a female hero with female hero characteristics rather than transferring male ones. So I came to this film really looking forward to it: I love the 80s - give me GTA Vice City any day of the week. What a pile of steaming sh.............
@creatrixZBD Жыл бұрын
Still haven’t seen it. After suffering through Gal Godot’s Insta-pose “acting” in the previous one, I couldn’t even muster up enthusiasm to make fun of it.