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Could you review Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel III

Beat Saber!!!

@@Vindicator12Music No. Nobody did. They were going to but at the last minute there was an emergency meeting of the Illuminati and the Illuminati decreed that all reviewers would review the game the same way, without playing it. It's all part of a scheme to bring about the New World Order.

Superliminal?

Actually, there kinda is! If Sams max stamina is low enough, there will be blood in his urine, which can make the EX grenade no. 1+

God I love Death Stranding. Tactical Package Delivery Action just works so well in a way that I'd never have expected. @@NeonSaber112

Now everybody's gonna be making one

Attack on Goofy wen?

@@WTFyouDAMF yep....then a producer is gonna pick it up and have michael bay direct. What a waste

No, its all about SAO x Pokemon

Last of the Summer Wine x Attack on Titan sounds amazing

and monster energy drinks

The Marine Corps taught me that the other 10% can be avoided by changing your socks

Didn't know boredom could save the world.

You need a good ladder guy.

And piss grenades will solve the other 10%.

so that is why his piss was so dark...

I love the smell of liver cancer in the morning.

You should be able to drink the piss to refill your Caffeine Bar

WATCH THE RIDE ON NETFLIX WITH NORMAN REEDUS!!!

@@angrybrony FUCK YEAH!

By about 6 months!

And the ghosts are the idiots who make a mess for all the essential workers by “exercising their freedom”

Kojima always is

I'm glad people move on from shit in a week cus the quarantine comments were lame af

@DAWHIM with less sales, there's a reason why nobody wanted farm simulator on PlayStation Network.

Nads Mikkelsen.

He also ports the stuff.

Had to stop the video and google to see if that was his real name or a gag Yahtzee made up.

Princess beach

Not as bad as Deacon Saint Dean

I remember watching the trailer and thinking just how long they spent mulling over a name for him. No no Don't make his first name Amazon, that's way too obvious

What is the first?

Well, there's always monster energy

@@solanumtuberosa I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't even a sponsorship. Because Kojima.

It’s refreshing yes, but being familiar with the prequels, soulless is soulless, wether the work was done by an made for life auteur that no one questions and is too lazy to leave the computers alone for 5 minutes or done by a committee of rich people and their advisors who then whip thousands of underpaid programmers, writers, VA’s and artists into overwork.

nothing about it is soulless lmao

Prequels are the best thing about Star Wars outside of the music.

Yea and that huge like increase from the first road I ever built wasn't bad either. Went up 50+ levels from one delivery.

Thank you for your service

It's only then you realise that the currency of likes is entirely worthless and levelling up does precisely nothing. What a weird game (term used loosely)

@@DjDolHaus86 the likes ARE worthless, that is just how likes are on social media, but the leveling up does give you some buffs.

The gradual build up was pretty great, cause at the end I actually just felt doing everyone's deliveries to 5 stars

it's funny, the games are targeted at exactly opposite groups of people with completely opposite speeds of play, yet detractors of both are likely to have their first complaint be "I hate it when a game wastes my time"

@@android19willpwn I used to think Kojima was the best Japanese developer. Now that opinion has changed to platinum and from in recent years.

@@android19willpwn as games should be, we live in a great time for games. Even if there are a lot of loud vocal winey bitches that want people to only play games that vibe with them as well.

@@CP-uw4ts people think Kojima is the best until they realize the only thing he's ever made was MGS. Nothing else he made was ever good. And lets be real other than MGS:V no one is replaying those games very often, unless you're obsessed with the franchise

@@CP-uw4ts wait, what has platinum done recently?

When I heard that was a thing, I vowed to hate this game during the few minutes this plays. Other than that, pretty zen man.

You know, I've been thinking about how much I hated that line ever since I first heard it. I've settled on the conclusion that It's supposed to be stupid, obnoxious, and annoying. It's actually an incredibly stand out moment in the INTENSE emotional bombardment that is the final hours of the game. I think it was written in there to remind us that not everything needs to always take itself seriously.

I loved the game EXCEPT FOR THAT my immersion uwu

Luckily I had avoided the memes and managed to not hear about that line and experienced it for what it was. The classic Hideo Kojima "What the fuck?" moment. sponsored by Monster Energy

In Mario Sunshine Fiesta!

But it lacked action and the story telling was phenomenal but extremely hard to follow

I know this is a cliche, but when I played Death Stranding I did actually feel like I was a fed ex man with a baby that can see scary ghosts. Everything in the game has so many weird little layers to it. Honestly haven't been so immersed in a game since Prey.

Fairly normal for Kojima

@@hussainrazvi1786 If the story telling is hard to follow, its not good story telling. Kojima is renowned for poorly writing interesting, but convoluted stories

you forgot to add, also having a grenade launcher that shot 4 types of bomb and exosuit that can leap through huge cliffs.

Dr Shaym and what is your prognosis? I’m deep 1/2 into the game, so spare me the spoiler would you kindly

@@nikki5499 how was it? Pls am curious

@@normadicn5700 Confusing

@@Scroolewse oh no death stranding just has that much game, until you unlock ziplines you spend more than 70% of the game walking from place to place and dealing with the hiking mechanics

@@Scroolewse 11 hours of cutscenes in a 140 hour game.

​@James Horvat It has one of the highest metacritics for a triple A game this year. Stop acting like everyone hates this game just because Dunkey doesn't like it.

@@dylanmitcham1069 Dude the metacritic is 82 with only 103 reviews while the user score u know by gamers. Is only 51 with nearly 2k level of ratings. Also when I went to see the user reviews themselves it's very obvious people either love it or absolutely hate it as most reviews score it a 1 or a 10 and both of those scores are really rediculous. As no game is perfect and a game to be rated a 1 means it should be borderline broken as in non functional. Also I don't trust the 82 metacritic score as those reviewers often rate very bad games or games that are nearly universally hated at a high score. This game has alot of people not enjoying it to the point it's got a very mediocre score.

@@cortezbaldur413 The user score is now 7.1 because it turns out people were review bombing it. Metacritic literally had to remove over 8,000 reviews. So I think it's clear that Death Stranding is overall well received even if some people like dunkey think it's one of the worst games ever made.

@@dylanmitcham1069 Wow so now there removing bad reviews? I hope they also removed those rediculous 10 scores that were only there cause people saw all the 1 scores. Of ur gonna be fair be fair. Nearly No game deserves a 1 unless it's literally broken and no game deserves a ten. But yeah ur right it's a 7.4 now and has over 10k reviews. But I don't like it when they remove reviews unless they can prove there just there to be insincere so if they remove the bad 1 scores I wanna see the 10 scores removed too. The game has too many flaws to be a ten. So it's insincere.

@@cortezbaldur413 I don't think they just randomly removed bad reviews. They probably looked at which ones were reported, fake email addresses, along with the content of the review. If a review said "I haven't played this but it sucks" or "I'm just giving it a 10 to screw with the trolls" then it would be removed.

I watched that video too

When the reviews for Death Stranding came out literally all i could think of was "Tons of boring walking with short instances of combat? But a deep and immersive story/world? Yeah Kojima made an american Pathologic somehow."

You don't "enjoy" Pathologic. Speaking as a fan, it's deliberately unpleasant

@@Darkerxz Mandalore or HBomb?

@Liam Berentschot-Cooke yeah i should have said *set in america, my bad

_A_ thing? It is usually at least five..

@@Carewolf Touche.

@@Carewolf But only about two of the things are ever related at any one point in time, and usually only tangentially.

Meanwhile Zone Of the Enders: Gundam but made by Kojima.

@@barrybend7189 Which is certainly a *thing,* I'm sure you'd agree.

I mean it is a highly qualified good. I don't think Kojima was going for "good like Euro Truck Simulator and Elite Dangerous are good".

Pretty good for a walking simulator.

Yahtzee: Meh

Revolver Ocelot: You're pretty good!

Crazelord91 tends to be the case when you’ve paid reviewers in ether money or ego stroking. The fact it has the most nominations at the TGAs while coincidently having the Goeff Keighley (the host of the TGAs) in the game kinda says it all as to why it is getting very generous reviews. But of course as we learnt many years ago there is no collusion or dishonesty in the game journalist world. We as gamers are just toxic...

SuperReno3 fuck the terrain tho

@@nikki5499 ***SPOILERS***Agreed but what stressed me the most was I took the straight route which was full of BTs. The BTs without BB did piss me off so much so that on the way back I went around. Added like 10 more minutes but no BTs. Even with the All terrain exo skeleton it is a pain because of load capacity with those

I enjoyed getting an hour to do it and getting it done in 9min because I put zip lines down from A to B

Dr. Doc Doctor i hate myself for liking it either. Oh fuck there goes 300kg of cargo down the river..

This comment made me laugh out loud unironically so thank you for that

keep on keeping on!

It's awesome!

Legend of Legends

Elite dangerous.

Euro Truck, in which you can actually climb hills while carrying cargo and you are not hit over the head with unsubtle entry-level freshman-tier pseudo-philosophy such as "Like, technology is handcuffs, bro!"

Neither, it's Pathologic.

One game is £15 and the other is £60.

@Itch-HeSay Yeah same. To me Kojima is on par with Kanye West when it comes to self-aggrandizement

It makes me worry about what he'll predict next with how he is if he is indeed psychic

@@Secret_Takodachi I mean the sky hasn't started raining instant aging serum either. the sci-fi trappings aren't the point, the greater sociopolitical messaging is. MGS is about the use of endless meaningless wars for profit and how media and political narratives can control society, all of which seems pretty damn prescient today.

@@Secret_Takodachi for fuck sake its like you've never heard of a joke.

honestly I think Yahtzee would appreciate any polished triple-A game that is trying to do something different, just for that reason alone. I imagine after having to play the same game with different names 56 times, something like this is a breath of fresh air

@@UlfMTG while that's true, even his reviews of things like the CODs still give them credit for doing what they do well, albeit under a heavy dose of why he personally is bored with them.

Not strictly true, he did name a genre ”spunkgargleweewee”. Usually he does though

@@An_Amazing_Login5036 go back and watch the video where he did that. He did give the game its due. The naming bit was more an expression of genre fatigue.

@@An_Amazing_Login5036 and I know that seems like a rather fellating reply, but his point was pretty much what else can you say about these games? They're here, they're doing what they're designed to do. They're polished. He gave that credit to the game itself, then went on the "oh dear God I'm bored of these games even in spite of how well they're done" as more of a metacommentary. If that makes sense.

Rai Hanzo or at least a kickass soundtrack like MGS5

Having the ability to unlock music for an area to play whenever would have been best. I think it unlocking after you've gone to the next area would work, that way you have the silence intially, and you can't mess with the transition song when it does come time to move on.

It would have been great to be able to listen to the interviews while walking

@@juanpablomontalvo4715 the game most certainly has a kickass soundtack.

Imbalanxd Eh not really my style of music for a long roadtrip, which is basically what the whole game is. And its also not something you can really choose to play

@@mildsome9713 It was good advice. Shame it was wasted on an obvious joke.

cheer up bro atleast they tried ur demo HAHAHAHAHAH

Yahtzee doesn't review the online portions of games. It's a conscious decision to limit the amount of work he has to do completing so many games. Maybe he's made exceptions--but that was the rule when he started.

sucks when you don't have internet ):

And, you know, the entire narrative.

@@RagingUtai For me the most interesting part of the game is the narrative and how the story of the world influences every minor detail of the game's design.

We're talking about a guy who does all he can to avoid contact with other human beings as much as possible, so I don't think he'd care much about some multiplayer gimmick

He's not, you can actually piss on enemies, can even save your skin.

I think he refers to the hydration level changing the color of piss

I noticed that Sam's pee was very light when I play so that segment blew my mind a little

Was that last sentence supposed to be a reference to MGR?

Have you seen society right now lol

@@holidaytrout5174 I think that was the joke.

@@holidaytrout5174 Man, the joke flew right over your head

and no 2t and shower water, blood etc. its all part of the game and storyline

Glenn Griffon Nice to see someone use 'literally' correctly for a change.

Don’t forget they also use his poop, but all three grenade types are better off as recycling materials for chiral crystals imo. Just piss on the BT sludge directly. It’s far more entertaining.

Play it. Urine for a treat

Can also pee outside and grow a mushroom that, if enough people pee on, you can grow a nest where bugs that replenish health grow. Found that if you have more pee in you (literally measures from 0 to 1000ml) and you pee in the private room, the more EX-1 Grenades it will make.

I was hoping for Fawlty Titans, personally. Or Ever Attacking Decreasing Titans. Some Titans Do Ave ‘Em. I’ll go now.

Only fools and titans

@@Shieldwall100 Attacking up the Titans Titan are you being attacked? Titan Adder Only Attacks and Titans The Attackers Guide to the Titans

@@geordiewalker2102 I want so badly for action anime/british tv staple crossovers to reach the same ubiquity and emotional resonance Coffee Shop AUs did

I'm just immagining That it's normal Last of the summer Wine, but the trio are the Titans, and Compo's Ferrets are just some humans he captured.

(shit in it)

Why

did you just use incels unironically lmao

he did make fun of the game mechanics lmao. just because its not what you expect doesnt mean he is paid off suddenly

i see so many people shitting on the game. jim sterling shit on it and i am pretty sure he got a review copy. dunkey teared this game apart and he likes kojima. dont think thats the reason. but then again, just speculating

@BoldTomato Nah that sound really unlikely. His idea of bland is something that is really generic and forgettable, something that you see every year. It's a top dominated by Call of duty and assassin's creed. In this video (and in the stream he did) he clearly said that he thinks the game is original. So it will either be in top 5 good game or it won't be mentioned at all.

Won't get a mention, he straight up says he was bored through the majority of it. He respects it for being unique however so he won't slag it off in any of the bottom top 5s but if this gets a top 5 spot in best of the year it says more about how awful this year has been than the game itself.

@BoldTomato this will be just my opinion from this review+the streaming but i think he found the story boring and the gameplay interesting. That's why i said that it MAY end up in his top 5 because this year the only game that he completely praised was disco elysium so his top 5 will inevitably have a some games where he complained and, considering how Yatzhee love when games do something different, death stranding may end up in 5' place.

@Channel07 and elite dangerous

@@MajorasWrath1 well sir Your opinion is your own and I respect that. I on the other hand will continue to enjoy what I have

You have to play the game in it's entirety to understand. It actually explains everything quite well.

@@BigDaddyWes probably, but doesn't that seem counterintuitive to you?

@@TrinityPayne No not at all. You can read a summary of a 6 part novel series, but you'll have no concept of what it feels like to have consumed the work in it's entirety unless you do it yourself. You simply cannot boil the experience of Death Stranding to a couple of opinions of random content creators. It's scope is far too large to condense into a short easy to consume format. If you have specific questions about something in the game I may be able to answer some of them though. I've not collected every available piece of information in the game even though I've completed it and played about 100 hours.

The game was rigged from the start????

The Game was rigged from the start

I don't think that's true

this is untrue btw

when you explicitly state that what you are saying is the truth, it immediately stops being sarcasm and starts being deception

@@Imbalanxd No, it is just deeper sarcasm. Things STOP being sarcasm if you make it explicit that it is sarcasm.

No its in some stupid biological fluid. He drinks monster drinks cause of its product placement and maybe its the only thing they have ii find it amazing that he does not have any health problems cause of it. really it is an energy drink. Kinda makes sense after eating those stupid cryophobic worms i would drink anything to rid of that taste.

Deadman is hands down the best character, followed by heartman.

It's not extra, but it IS a feature. If the neck hole is just an absence of material, then your mouth is just an absence of skin...

go on...

Jesus, that's a lot of dead fireflies...

Oh jesus. My heart but fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes . . .YES!

Depends, is it erotic?

Nah it just shows how consumers will throw money at anything for arbitrary reasons.. "Oh look kojima was involved with it. Shut up and take my money"

FenexDragonis the story it’s self is interesting enough so far it would’ve been a better off as an animated movie

Building structures for more efficient delivery routes, maintaining your equipment for long treks and keeping spare boots on hand, knowing when to sit down and rest while perched on the edge of a massive snowy mountain stretching your legs and taking a nap.

@@justinmiller2132 Yep. Definitely don't agree with Yahtzee. Top notch game, and cannot wait to get the director's cut. And I'm sure it was for spoiler reasons, but any mention of the full on warfare portions of the game is conspicuously absent.

Because it essentially just downloads others' structures/vehicles or upload yours to the server once in a while. Those things aren't actually "online."

Well... Yahtzee isn't a very social dude.

It's almost as if it's a near pointless addition that speaks to Japanese neuroses about isolation and their own bizarre version of social interactions

Tall Troll fuck off. It’s a genuinely cool feature, having other people’s structures appear in your world to help you out and vice versa. It’s probably one of the best things about the game.

@@erichernandez1958 It's multiplayer without needing other people. That's pretty Japanese, yo

Tall Troll I wouldn’t exactly say it like that at least. The culture itself is more prone to having people that are less social/ prefer be alone. Kojima himself even says he feels like this at times due to his upbringing. (He says whenever he gets to a hotel he always turns the TV on in his room so it wouldn’t feel quiet or lonely)

You should play it. You really can't understand why it exists and why any of the design choices were made unless you experience the story in it's entirety. It will make you feel emotions no other game could. Many gamers aren't prepared for an experience like this. I know I wasn't.

@@BigDaddyWes I'm really not trying to be mean but what u said all of it is subjective. It isn't garunteed to make u feel emotions. Like me for instance the most emotional games if played was rime and was unreal 2 and the second game was actually a pretty bad game to be honest. But I loved the story (and a voice actor) and if u don't love the story ur in u won't feel much except disappointment or annoyed.

Deadly Premonition is Swery65, not Suda51. Suda51 is the guy that made No More Heroes and Killer 7.

The world is not ready.

Kojima’s next game is gonna be his “scariest game” that Silent Hills was going to be, so I wouldn’t throw out the possibility.

1.Hell yeah!!! 2.the guy behind deadly premonition is called Hidetaka Suehiro/swery. He also made d4: dark dreams don't die which is a ''episodic'' game about mental timetravel featuring a clueless dork and a lady that thinks she's a cat and ''The Missing: J.J. Macfield and the Island of Memories'' Which is about a girl getting struk by lightning and thus getting the abillity to solve puzzles by maiming herself.

Atmosphere. ITS ATMOSPHERE BRO! ITS THE ATMOSPHERE!!!!

Do you like Subnautica

Oh same, reviews don't necessarily reflect what the audience will, mysteriously enough, enjoy in their droves (see: any movie that was shafted by reviewers but made loads of money anyway).

@@Peannlui The user score is literally 51 by 2k users. I think it only sold cause it was hyped to hell and back and also cause it was at the time a PlayStation exclusive and we know how PlayStation gamers act with there exclusives.