Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law

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The Onion

The Onion

13 жыл бұрын

After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually enact legislation.
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@abdullahehsan8548
@abdullahehsan8548 5 жыл бұрын
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
@andrewburman1651
@andrewburman1651 5 жыл бұрын
Somehow the least believable part of this clip isn’t the fact that Congress forgot to pass a bill, but that the parties both agree on something.
@What.99
@What.99 3 жыл бұрын
“And remember Jane, eyeliner can work wonders...”
@ctmcreature
@ctmcreature 3 жыл бұрын
"Does anyone know where the library is?" This is funnier when your realized that the Library of Congress is visible from the capital building lol
@Stellra52
@Stellra52 9 жыл бұрын
"Don't we glue it into the book where all the other laws are?" Oh god... XD
@jamesdessent5984
@jamesdessent5984 4 жыл бұрын
“Biden admits he expected to be president by now”
@Francisco-fw5fe
@Francisco-fw5fe 2 жыл бұрын
"the bill has unanimous support of both republicans and democrats" that is the most absurd part of this video
@astillia6073
@astillia6073 Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to give the onion this much funding again
@vexivero
@vexivero 9 жыл бұрын
"and remember jane, eyeliner can work wonders"...-_- XDXD
@justinebeaver1419
@justinebeaver1419 9 жыл бұрын
I don't care what
@a-train69420
@a-train69420 2 жыл бұрын
2:08
@Eli_Ross
@Eli_Ross
As an Iowan myself I personally love the amount of coverage we get from the onion. It’s nice to see that at least one major news network cares about us.
@milessimpson328
@milessimpson328 3 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest parts of this video is that the Library of Congress is literally across the street from the capitol building.
@marionkeenan2980
@marionkeenan2980 6 жыл бұрын
This is not even satire now lol
@rustyshadeofred
@rustyshadeofred Жыл бұрын
This was a prophecy
@SubSilence
@SubSilence Жыл бұрын
Every school group project in a nutshell
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@evanwatling3897 5 жыл бұрын
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@TheMilitantHorse
@TheMilitantHorse 6 жыл бұрын
Fox News? Nah. CNN? Nope.
@gayealisir5661
@gayealisir5661 2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when the key person at work leaves.
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