It's not a language barrier. It's not a culture clash. Asuelu is seriously just dumb. He's a rock.

that woman is theoretically raising three kids

“I don’t care about the kids. I just want money.” 😦 I am truly shocked and appalled. What a terrible family.

If my son-in-law talked about my daughter like Asuelu did on that car trip, he would be flying out the rear windshield 🙃

Asuelu has a vacant stare. Like there’s nothing going on upstairs.

Asuelu really be like 🗿

Asuelu's sister is so unhinged. Can you imagine being prepared to have a physical confrontation with a person you barely even know, all because you think they owe you money for existing?

Asuelu has the most slappable face I’ve ever seen

“Women are supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, and take care of the husband.” If that’s how he feels then he needs to pay ALL the bills and be a provider. If he can’t do that then there’s no real use for him as a partner.

Why is she with him? She’s gorgeous and clearly capable of raising those kids on her own. Probably easier without him there!

“I don’t care about the kids, just give me money, that’s all I want” says the grandma. Is this woman serious? This is why it’s very important to meet your partners family before having children.

Kalani walking away and not turning back around, while the sister is flailing around like an idiot trying to attack her, is an *ENTIRE MOOD* .

bruh the mom and sister getting me heated. God bless Kalani and her god tier patience.

What is it about asuelu's eyes that really creeps me out? Is it the lifelessness? I can't put my finger on it

I always think these 90 day relationships are a joke until there are kids involved and I realize this is real life.

I do not understand how this man physically survived to that age with this attitude. how has nobody killed him? how does he still have a family?

Asuela's mom smashing her lips on Asuela for way too long Kalani: 👁️👄👁️ Kalani's family: 👁️👄👁️

Kalani has the patience of a saint. I wish her dad would show Asuelu some traditional Samoan discipline because I honestly don't know what else would ever get through to him.

As a Samoan girl, Asuelu is the prime example of why I never got with a Samoan guy. This type of Samoan guy (and his family) is very common and it’s why a lot of Samoans get stuck in the same cycle of toxicity because they marry into it.

He is so frustrating to watch, I can't imagine how frustrated she is to be in a relationship with him. Kalani has the patience of a saint to put up with him and his family. She deserves so much better

Kalani: "Well do you send money home?" The sister: *surprised Pikachu face* "Its none of your business" GIRL BYE

Kehlani lacks confidence for choosing this man as her husband. She is a beautiful soul, & would have a serious glow up if she divorces.

i love traditional wives...but you cant demand one if your not a traditional husband

I love how Kilani is laughing at Asuelu getting french kisses by his mum. I also cannot get enough of the meme made from this episode "Moneehhhh"

"How much money did you bring for me? " Is his mom from the mafia or something??

How in the world did they even get together? He’s not very good looking, he doesn’t seem to be a happy or fun person, he’s not the most aesthetically pleasing… I just don’t get it

I really don't think I've ever witnessed someone on TV with less going on upstairs than Asuelu

I love that she doesn’t entertain any of their bullshit, she treats them like they’re all children, her patience is incredible!

I hate how he’s naming the stuff out on purpose “my phone…..my suitcase” just to make it obvious he’s leaving , the lamest punchable guy ever

You can have a traditional marriage where the woman cooks and cleans but the man needs to be a PROVIDER...something he absolutely isn't

Seeing these episodes again makes me even happier that Kalani found someone else

i get that she wants her kids to have a dad, but lets be real when the mom threated to take asuelo away at least a part of her must've wanted to say "YES, PLEASE"

If I was Kalani’s mom, I would have kicked him out of the car.

Dude can’t even take care of his own kids

When he realized that she would actually win that fight against him. He rethought his whole decision 💀

When he was playing video games during his son's birthday.... I would of turned off the internet SO FAST lol

Asuelu's eyes... sooooooo deadly dumb uninterrested!

this whole family just seems like they’re collectively trying to crack Kalani’s psych down

“Just toss the kids in the dish washer” Lmfao I can’t 😂

1 time a Spider crawled into Asuelu's ear, but it crawled back out because it was lonely.

He's such a child himself and a chauvinist,

"Women supposed to raise kids, cook, clean, take care of husband...that's how it is in my country" - says Asuelu, Andrei, etc... And the father works! Sometimes two jobs! Seriously, if you're going to pull that then you have to use it all. If you want life split like that with your wives working then you have to be the housewife and your wife can complain when nothings done when she comes home.

I feel like asuelu family gives him way to much of free pass like when Kalani said “It took two of us it wasn’t just me we both got pregnant.” And his sister responds “But you knew the situation.” Okay? but so did asuelu considering the sister has personally told him the situation about having to send money back he would’ve sucked it up and used protection.

Asuelo is a very simple child with just as simple thought structures. It really makes you wonder how the women in Saoma can live with such men who are almost unable to live. Apparently there are only 3 guiding principles in Asuelu: I am the boss, my mom is the higher boss and I breathe, father offspring and bully my inferior wife.

"We wanna take Asuelu back to Samoa" "Do you promise?"

Asuelu is the love child of Tarzan & Patrick Star.

This guy looks like he goes through life without a single thought that's worth anything.

Loved it when Kalani asked his sister if she sends money home . 😂❤

Asuelu's eyes have nothing behind them, he's absolutely a shell of a person. Probably an alien took over that vessel 👾

Omg I feel so bad for Kelahni, bro who tf would put up with that shit man

Im honestly fine with if my husband want me to be a home maker. But if you want me to cook, clean, take care of kids and manage the household just know its YOUR job to be a provider completely. You work as much as needed to bring in money into the household for me to manage everything else. That girl is raising a man child

Can someone name any of Asuelu's redeeming qualities? One? His mom wanting to take him back to Samoa with her is no threat ... it would be more of a blessing, imho. What I DON'T understand is why Kalani has TWO babies with this man-child.

Her Samoan dad scares the 💩 out of Asuelu

Kalani is smart, beautiful, and a good mother. The way his family treats her is garbage, she could do SO much better!

Asuelu is the most complete reason why you should use protection.

Asuelu's family came in clutch for helping the audience feel ANYTHING for Asuelu, because the dude was looking like scum, then suddenly you're like, "Oh damn, this guy's family sucks."

you need to do more of these, your commentary is better than the other channels ;-;

Dude, The whole Samoan family is sharing one brain cell. 🤭

That pause after the "do you send money home?" That shit stopped my heart for a minute!

Asuelu is definitely trash, but seeing his family I sorta understand how that came out. They treat him like a pack animal and he takes it out on Kelani because she's so nice in comparison to the women in his family. He has major mommy issues.

if patrick from spongebob is an actual human being, he will be Asuelo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kalani is mad patient but you can tell she will knock you out if you touch her first, the way she chuckled at 16:20 about Asuelu'a sis tryna grab/hit her made me laugh lol

Paul thinks a supermarket and a water treatment plant is a great show of American Exceptionalism.

Kalani is more patient than I am.

Your editing makes the trainwreck 10x more entertaining. 👏

This relationship is hanging by a thread, and that thread is their two kids. I hope they do what's best for the babies. Great job on the video man !

"Just toss the kids into the dishwasher..." YOU ARE SO EFFING FUNNY!!

The fact that he can tune out and ignore his upset baby and not care about his wife being uncomfortable in the car shows how immature and selfish he is. Locking himself in his room to play video games? He's a big child. Maybe he should be put in a corner for a time out.

Paul taking Karine to the water treatment plant is a perfect allegory of their relationship. lol!

I’ll never understand why any of these people put up with being treated like this. There’s millions of people in the world. Go find someone who treats you right. People really settle for anything smh

Fast forward 3 years. The craziness about these people that have come out is insane

Just clean the house for 80 years then you die 😂

I legitimately don't understand how your videos don't get 500k views every time. This is top tier content, and I love the commentary. Keep it up!

"Idc about the kids i just want the money" girl i... damn somebody needs to deck her.

I feel soooo bad for this woman!!!! I literally want to cry for her :( This family is disgusting

"Sure, just toss the kids in a dish washer and call it a day!" Dude, that line had me dying. 😂 LOVE your commentary. Keep up the great work!!

I seriously don’t feel bad for either of them, she knew he was a man baby but still chose to marry him and expected him to suddenly change his ways when they had a baby. Stupidity at its finest.

I mean I do feel bad for Kalani, but it is kinda like she also chose to have 2 kids with this guy, I mean there is a reason why Kalani has said that she doesn't want any more kids because she basically has 3 including Asuelu

"well, do you send money home?" DAAAAAAMN- took her out with that one lmfao

One day their kids are going to watch this and realize that they were a mistake

I’m working full time and the bread winner, wife does most of the leg work with the kids etc, I help out when I can. And I’d do the same vice versa. Balance is key.

She adopted another child. Shes so nice and gentle, she really doesnt deserve this.

"oh you just misunderstood my sister lunging at you" - I laughed so hard lol

Asuelu seems like he’s a few cans short of a 6pack 🥴

Reminds me of when my new husband walked off with his mother after our wedding. She’s dead now & we’re divorced.

SAMOAN CULTURE SHOULD NOT BE BLAME IN THIS ISSUE. Its not the culture, its the family of Asuelu weaknesses and misunderstanding. My heart goes out to Kalani. Kalani is right, she has to stand up for her family. Samoan culture is a rich culture of respects, loyalty, values, love and good manners. The taboo between a brother and a sister also apply to sister and the wife of the brother. That relationship depend on the sister. If the sister advice the parent with love to her brother Asuelu and his wife, the parent agrees in most cases. Parent should know, Asuelu have a family, and he need to earn the bread for the family which is encourage in Samoan culture....You can send money home, but your priority is your wife and children. Kalani make the right decision of walk away when the sister and the mother try to argue with her. Please dont blame the culture, just blame the Asuelu and his family with their weaknesses and misunderstands. Malo mo ia Soifua.

Fast forward to the "Last Resort" Asuelu is getting exactly what he deserves. His tears and frustrations are so sweet.

Im sorry but Kalani saying she can beat Asuelus ass is the most accurate thing ive ever heard

A man's job is to play volleyball and bring the trophy home... isn't that every woman's dream?

Paul is so far down on the "Alph/Beta" alphabet, he's around the T area. T for turd.

I had a half Samoan girlfriend and she did beat me in a wrestle. Those girls are strong man! Kalani could easily take this turnip in a fight.

No wonder her father was so pissed about her getting together with a Samoan. If these women are an example of Samoan people, I get it.

If I was her dad I would go whoop his ass at the birthday party, no kap.

Asuelu's eyes are so disturbing. It's like looking into a dead fish's eyes... Like there is 0 thought, 0 activity.

Sometimes I just rewatch this episode to see this dudes face, never fails to make me laugh and the stupid shit he does like grabbing random fruits of trees and eating them, this man is a comedian.

This shit is hysterical man 😂

I really feel bad for Kalani, she is such a lovely, hard working and extremely patient mom. I really hope she in some way comes out of this on top. edit: Also, I will say on Asuelu's defence - after seeing his POS family I kind of see why he's a dick.

I’m already shaking from the way Slice says his name. It’s a boys time you know!

Asuelu's mom looks like the baby dinosaur from the show Dinosaur that gets man and says, "Not the Mama!" No joke... when u see her anger boiling up and u can see the aggression in her mouth.

Kalani sent him packing to his mom with 1 way ticket