These Tweets Are HILARIOUS... | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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@tiana7950 8 ай бұрын

The people I go to when I need a laugh ❤❤❤

@davidomoshuli3143 8 ай бұрын

Factsss😂😂😂😂

@samanthabartolomeo7650 8 ай бұрын

Sameeee 😂😂

@victhegoat 8 ай бұрын

Faccccttttttsssss (James voice) 😂😂😂

@kurosakixXxinoue 8 ай бұрын

They never fail to make me laugh😂

@petriusthegreat 8 ай бұрын

I literally just came here because I needed a proper distraction and a laugh😅

@La_1E_TJ 8 ай бұрын

Hearing “don’t start” is the perfect way to make me start. It’s like hearing “Calm down” when there’s nothing wrong

@islabee94 8 ай бұрын

"Calm down" or "Relax" for no reason is infuriating

@seanyellin1219 8 ай бұрын

Like you want to piss me off?? Just tell me to calm down when I havnt even say a whole sentence at normal voice

@queendiamond4811 8 ай бұрын

Facts that get me so annoyed when someone say calm down when I’m not even mad.

@bdasteph 8 ай бұрын

Him: Don't start Me: Is that a challenge 🤨

@hammybryma9199 8 ай бұрын

It’s REALLY ANNOYING!!!! And Relax when you clearly are. Like UGH!!!!!!!😂

@tkellies5061 8 ай бұрын

I'm from South Africa and catch myself saying some of their phrases. "It sweeted me" and "Raaaaaah" are my favs

@crackasscrackle 8 ай бұрын

Same same

@clarissabandoh9597 8 ай бұрын

Mine is Faaaaaammmm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tkellies5061 8 ай бұрын

And the way they say "Pardon" and "Excuse me" 😂

@sethadams3464 8 ай бұрын

Say less say less say less😂😂😂😂 stop stop stop stop stops 😂😂😂

@Yimikabrown 8 ай бұрын

Mine is “bet” “FACTUAAAL” “say less” 😂😂😂😂

@queenla227 8 ай бұрын

lol. He’d rather steal and be on CNN. 😂😂 that’s wild Fuhad. 😂

@syrritajones2538 8 ай бұрын

“Please talk to her.” 😂😂😂

@yvetteb.4549 8 ай бұрын

I wish boys could be honest about being scared the first time. You can say no! Don’t let anyone rush you.

@timtaylor7103 8 ай бұрын

It's not that type of fear. It's more of nerves and not knowing what you're doing and what's going on. It's like walkout for any sport you play, that adrenaline is pumping and you're over thinking 😅

@damio837 8 ай бұрын

I wasn’t scared I was just like damn this is really happening

@sosodiba 8 ай бұрын

Totally loved hearing those stories…

@gintoki_sakata__ 7 ай бұрын

Just say you've never met a woman who will emotionally mess you up. "Is there something wrong with me? Did I do something wrong. Why don't you want to do it with me" then she starts crying talking about how no one loves her

@jaws4276 4 ай бұрын

@@gintoki_sakata__ ohhhh that’s why I have problems with my emotions! I’m still with her tho so stop spreading truth eh

@chamasikazwe6950 8 ай бұрын

I think y'all on sleep on Fuhad's sense of humor 😂 😂 the guy's hilarious! it's a different kind of funny from James and that is why they make such a perfect duo

@bellastar1299 8 ай бұрын

“ do you want some crack “ HAS ME HOLLERING

@35MFA 8 ай бұрын

Love how James is getting progressively better with his delivery

@milktea2323 8 ай бұрын

True, but it’s hilarious when he can’t even read a tweet without laughing

@kylielinae 8 ай бұрын

facts!

@aishx8065 8 ай бұрын

when he reverts back to his old self LMAOO@@milktea2323

@Watermelonsupporter 8 ай бұрын

I love when he tells a joke and cracks the f up but fuhad is just chilling and randomly gives him a nod like "good try bruv"

@yaboytroy4557 8 ай бұрын

1:09 "I'd have to send it back."😂😂😂😂 Fuhad's delivery sweeted me.

@mrldphntm1627 4 ай бұрын

I’d rather steal and get caught. I’d rather be on CNN 😂

@Beautyinthebreakdown. 8 ай бұрын

The ruthless one is 100% something that would be in the group chat.. we might be in our 30s but we act like children in the group chat 😂

@sunnni_ 8 ай бұрын

If I was a guy, I’d take that L and have to be the “little boyfriend” for that 1K but I’m taking it to the grave though 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. Anyone asks, it was a blessing

@Rysco_creations 8 ай бұрын

ur dignity is on the line if ur bois find out about it😂😂

@sunnni_ 8 ай бұрын

@@Rysco_creations 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s true but atleast im $1k richer than them 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

@khomotsomashego7473 8 ай бұрын

Das what I thought too. 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣I dont why know I think I would still feel my ex has the upper hand. But its fine, she can have the upper hand and I'll keep the 1K and dash after I receive the notification. 🤣😅

@sunnni_ 8 ай бұрын

@@khomotsomashego7473 I looked at it as since she can cheat, atleast let me get something out of this 😂😂

@PiercedMine 8 ай бұрын

At that point the embarrassment has already happened. Might as well take your bag on your way out.

@Zulfurin 8 ай бұрын

If that cow twitter thing happened to me, I'd just have to charge that shit and say fuck it I'm already the joke, lets go big. And I'd respond with "So you DO eat meat" Then I'm deleting EVERYTHING, all socials, even my damn name out the yellow pages.

@ticialynnh1175 8 ай бұрын

I’d go on a full on fur wearing meat eating lifestyle change and tag PETA in every meal and wear I’d be so livid 😂😂😂😂😂

@mickrobertson4871 8 ай бұрын

@@ticialynnh1175aw big time. Be frisbeeing steaks and chops across the car park. Not a vegetable passing my lips.

@AshlieJermaine 8 ай бұрын

First tweet.....dude is THEIR sugar daddy. He's daddying BOTH of them.

@jackiewelch85 8 ай бұрын

Me: Placing notes on random cars is nuts!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Also Me: Im think Im going to start putting notes on random cars 😅😅😅

@yessirthatsher007 8 ай бұрын

Y'all's laughter is CONTAGIOUS 🤣🤣

@Angelica-N 8 ай бұрын

I loooove their THOF 😂😂🙏🏻 Also, is it just me that miss the 'bouncy chairs'? It was hilarious when they laughed and bounced back and forth 😭

@izabelarivera5211 8 ай бұрын

OMG! YES! Bring the bouncy chairs back!

@Rohann376 8 ай бұрын

😊😊

@esperancesabato1018 8 ай бұрын

James saying he wants it all killed me 😂😂

@Dori_TheRealtor 8 ай бұрын

Finding out James is A Boogie with the Hoodie is not what I expected this Friday morning 😂😂😂

@schobyschnacks4527 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@akuaowusuaa5637 8 ай бұрын

What does that mean?😂

@Flower-lr1xi 8 ай бұрын

uncircumcised@@akuaowusuaa5637

@2crisp63 8 ай бұрын

@@akuaowusuaa5637 not circumcised is my guess

@RAVENRWALKER 8 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO yeoooo this comment got me weak 😂

@aprilmelinda1569 8 ай бұрын

I don't why but i never thought first times would be scary for guys. It's interesting hearing their perspective.

@greenjay98 8 ай бұрын

“I’d rather starve.” 😂

@winternaeem8346 8 ай бұрын

So we not talking about James fanning his laughing tears😂😂😂😂

@justinjones110 8 ай бұрын

writing wild notes on cars is insane 😂😂😂😂😂

@MegaHellzero 8 ай бұрын

My daughter asked if that's drake 😂😂😂😂

@lilchelz07 8 ай бұрын

so did my dad loool

@beewest5704 8 ай бұрын

Don't start!

@SpicyDrink32 8 ай бұрын

The “ooou la la” one called me out HARD. 😂

@SekhmetsNectarHerbShop 8 ай бұрын

“Don’t start” is gaslighting me into starting 😂😂

@heiseili9279 8 ай бұрын

AHHHHHHHH OMG!!!!!! I feel so attacked with the "she ripped my pants down quick" 😂

@bigblk45 8 ай бұрын

The fact these guys talking about texting when they lost their virginity reminds me how young these dudes are😂

@timtaylor7103 8 ай бұрын

Damn lol, how old are you😂😂😂. I'm 35 and was texting after I loss mine lol

@bigblk45 8 ай бұрын

@@timtaylor7103 53. Virginity... we're talking 1980s

@timtaylor7103 8 ай бұрын

@@bigblk45 fair enough lol, I was born in the 80's😂🤣

@starsigngirl9789 8 ай бұрын

31 🙌🙌🤣💋1992

@VitalXan 8 ай бұрын

I always feel these tweets coming inside of me when I watch James and Fuhad reading them

@crathul0619 8 ай бұрын

*Pause* 👀

@edtcreative 8 ай бұрын

Ayo.... this James' burner??

@mpendulongwekazi7332 8 ай бұрын

Big pause

@rukomeerica7455 8 ай бұрын

Are you ok bro

@ThatSexyGuy1290 8 ай бұрын

@bighomieJ5X 8 ай бұрын

Putting notes on random cars is an excellent idea thanks guys 😂😂

@tracypeebles9362 8 ай бұрын

I always think about what kind of shenanigans we could see hanging out with them 😂😂😂

@samuelk1717 8 ай бұрын

0:12 Dave was right, “Need 20% of whatever she bags”💀

@tobzz-095 8 ай бұрын

“You’re turtled up” AYOO 😂😂

@ibrahimzeyani1634 8 ай бұрын

I swear James has the most "Protagonist" life I've ever seen on the internet

@andrewermiasmuganyezi2120 8 ай бұрын

These man have actually made me want to live again ! It’s mad 😂

@mariams3879 6 ай бұрын

❤

@thatianavictoriamachado4553 8 ай бұрын

11:35 - "No, no, no - boys, boys, boys" Fuhad PAUSED thinking "Is that Bi James really coming out live?" and he had to rethink eveything at least twice before he could land himself back on his feet

@kaitbanks3506 8 ай бұрын

I FELT that "id rather starve" 🤣😭🤣😭

@AMona-jb6zd 8 ай бұрын

"please talk to her"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣naaaah

@sheenab1927 8 ай бұрын

Hearing the loss of virginity from the pov men is fascinating

@davidkasilia5230 8 ай бұрын

The oolala and the uuuiii that James just did 🤣🤣

@melaniesmith5681 8 ай бұрын

James obviously won't have any tear ducts left in his fantasy realm cause he's usually crying in that bitch! 😂

@acadam8324 8 ай бұрын

You guys need your own radio show on mainstream media. Love you two! ❤

@jabbz9316 8 ай бұрын

I don't think so... mainstream media and their norms and regulations🚮

@peterpilgrim3377 8 ай бұрын

The novelty of boobs never wears off be it the first time or the 1000th time you are seeing them 😢 the choral sound never goes away and the mind is always blown

@MissEasyPeasySleasy 8 ай бұрын

What about big, weighty breasts that are no longer perky?

@PortgasDAce-wt2qu 8 ай бұрын

Choral sound? Might as well be the drums of liberation at that point 😂

@peterpilgrim3377 8 ай бұрын

@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu oh yes Joy Boy returns every time boobs are revealed 🗣👌😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zoans6731 8 ай бұрын

they make me joyboy@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu

@victorowen2592 7 ай бұрын

@@PortgasDAce-wt2qu😂😂😂 im joining

@Selloutsatirist 8 ай бұрын

@7:00 Of course James knows that Fuhad is circumcised. I'm guessing he asked around year one of their friendship.

@bigplanslittledrive4791 7 ай бұрын

These guys are too real it’s refreshing

@justinjones110 8 ай бұрын

putting notes on cars is crazy!!😂😂

@edtcreative 8 ай бұрын

Fxck around and give someone a heart attack with that pregnancy note

@tmoneybaby444 8 ай бұрын

Wait, why does James know that Fuhad is circumcised? 😂

@keisharenee2232 8 ай бұрын

James after fuhad said in the flesh @4:19 was cute to me for some reason 😂😂 the excited bounce

@sethadams3464 8 ай бұрын

That shit makes your heart race because you cant believe whats happening😭🤣

@mqgriffi 5 ай бұрын

“Do you want some crack” is WILD 😂😂😂

@Chrisishereboi 8 ай бұрын

The way they reacted to the first tweet.... they don't have a pimpin bone in their body 🤣

@feijoada35 8 ай бұрын

I LOVE Rem's voice. It's so nice and smooth!!❤❤

@Watermelonsupporter 8 ай бұрын

SO PUMPED ABOUT THE LONG CONTENT! I feel like I get to hang out with yall 😆

@trentonjames5383 8 ай бұрын

1k a week to be cheated on most yall get cheated on for free

@Imowe_ 8 ай бұрын

Kevin said thats not your sugar daddy thats OUR sugar daddy

@Sophia-qi2ze 8 ай бұрын

White guys when they see titties for the first time: ooo la la James: oh ra ra 😂❤

@ekhlasmonir450 6 ай бұрын

It is so supriang how James is honest his heart is so white and his not ashamed to talk about the weakness that man could go through and how Fahd is just a good listener and never mark James words but in opposite he shares talks too 🙏🙏I mean this so rare and respectful to know there is men like this 👏👏👏❤

@jeanjoelkapula5681 8 ай бұрын

Watching with a warm plate of food is something else

@keithkirby9877 8 ай бұрын

When yall say "that's jokes fam" that's the best shit I have ever heard I swear I lovethese videos 📹 😂

@staceypower4327 8 ай бұрын

James’ facial expressions are the best. “Cleanin’ up”! 😂

@OmegaHilip 8 ай бұрын

Y’all be making my day better bro lmfaooo

@nickelpennybanks 8 ай бұрын

Ok well now we know who’s circumcised and who’s not. 😂

@chi_town83fool 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 🤣

@PassportPowell 8 ай бұрын

I was NOT expecting Hoodz to be mentioned 😂😂

@sdotr1990 8 ай бұрын

Been having a sh*t day and clicked this video and changed my day for the better! 🔥🙏🏼

@TheIgnorantSag 7 ай бұрын

"Do you want some crack?" 😂😂😂😂

@NiaJustNia 7 ай бұрын

There was a guy that used to attend a music course in the local college, and he genuinely slept with every single girl in the health and social care course, to the point that the following year, the faculty held a meeting with the next cohort of health and social care students and had to flat out tell them to avoid that guy, because he will pump and dump all of them, and they don't want an entire class fighting with each other like they had last year. They genuinely warned an entire uni class. At the time the guy was mad into booze and cocaine, so rarely slept, so just filled the time with banging anyone that he could, and apparently the H&SC class girls would usually give him a chance more often than in other classes. Guy is in his late 30s now, married, and had 3 or 4 kids, and his Mrs ended up training to become a nurse, so he never really moved past his preference for women studying in caring professions 😂

@adedejiadesida5091 8 ай бұрын

8:49 is the definition of, "it's the thought that counts" 😂

@AshleyVida 8 ай бұрын

I wish I had guy friends like you guys! 😂😂

@faithbibbs-love6548 8 ай бұрын

There dead HILARIOUS as an American i sometimes dont understand what they mean but still funny 😂😂😂

@katekimani 8 ай бұрын

Fuhad I see you giving that little kick to @7:03 James 😂😂😂he be giving way too much info

@KdotStew 8 ай бұрын

Why I never realized these Ninjas are Fine Fine! ❤️

@MissAlanieous 8 ай бұрын

Humor definitely adds a few points

@MissAlanieous 8 ай бұрын

Humor definitely adds a few points

@desiderata6281 8 ай бұрын

James thinking he was good in bed after round 2 of his first time is effing nuts!

@moonshyne508 8 ай бұрын

“I’d rather be on CNN!” 😂😂😂

@EAO-ql8hk 8 ай бұрын

I’m defo going to do the pregnant prank😂

@barmayneg 8 ай бұрын

Some chicks coming back f4om the bach flashed me and my cousin when we were like 11. When i tell you we pedaled them damn bikes so hard trying to chase that car. I was damn lance armstrong that😂

@Jasijay_ 8 ай бұрын

You all are awesome. I love seeing black men show joy!

@jamespower1111 8 ай бұрын

When you find a topic you both can jive on....😂😂

@domoniquer.4342 8 ай бұрын

0:33 So, this happened with me and an ex. They were a gay sex worker, and we took the money and went shopping at a fancy restaurant and shopping.😂😂

@lisacharmaine3866 8 ай бұрын

Dear God lol im officially in love w Fuhad at this point 😂😂😂😂 My guy say he'd rather starve, he'd rather STEAL AND GET CAUGHT....he would LITERALLY rather be on CNN 😂😂😂😂😂

@SyreLikeAFire 8 ай бұрын

daddies FOREVER coming in clutch

@sophiasebadduka1135 8 ай бұрын

When something new drops my FIRST reaction is pure joy SECOND is shall I savor this video now or save it for later? The answer is now

@nyanya-ray7235 8 ай бұрын

"I'd rather be on CNN"😂😂😂😂😂

@madhatterdan9306 20 күн бұрын

When I saw the PETA "Your mom" dis, I immediately thought to respond. "My Dad would disagree."

@Saanbluu 8 ай бұрын

Best pod cast duo out there 😂

@kidnamedre 27 күн бұрын

That first guy genuinely was upset 😂 he was like look at least give me the 1k

@annegorgeous5478 8 ай бұрын

Y’all are like the best friends one has from afar😂

@triciamuir 8 ай бұрын

Cir-key! Took me awhile to figure out what that meant! 😂

@Marlicainnn 8 ай бұрын

Hear james bout “show me after” 😂😂

@rietosee05 4 ай бұрын

He been waiting for them to break up , straight up! Ruthless 🤣🤣the nerve😂

@ijennamirabelosuji 6 ай бұрын

Man said I’d rather be on CNN 😂😂😂

@andrestlouis287 8 ай бұрын

One of My place of joy during life ❤️🙏🏾

@DetroitSummers 8 ай бұрын

This is every young man’s story/feeling about losing their virginity So excited/anxious/scared

@blancheli95 8 ай бұрын

This channel makes my day

@beccabecca8341 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 ROTFL in 🇺🇬 you guys are the best😂

@9ina19 8 ай бұрын

Awww same here 🇺🇬🇺🇬 rep

@kennakellon8852 8 ай бұрын

“I’d rather not say”😂😂😂

@BenLAID-ve1mr 8 ай бұрын

I fkn love these two!!

@stitchiko8041 8 ай бұрын

IM EARLYYY I love you boys ❤ always making me laugh, I always watch your videos while cooking 🥰

@SCB-il8ez 8 ай бұрын

Oooh whatcha making?? Just curious!

@stitchiko8041 8 ай бұрын

@SCB-il8ez I live in an African household so I was making Ugali (fufu) and chicken stew!

@emberman535 8 ай бұрын

YOU WANT SOME CRACK 😂

@laylo5614 7 ай бұрын

THIS WAS TOO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

@dialdfordesi 8 ай бұрын

I've never been this early. What a way to start the weekend!

@just.g.e.e 8 ай бұрын

I needed this laugh 😂😂