@jacksonbrossett6013 Жыл бұрын
Zipper pulling up a map that doesn’t have Kosovo on it and neither of them knowing was hilarious
@zl1ck371 Жыл бұрын
had me dying
@KuroShiiiro Жыл бұрын
isnt kosovo a fake country anyways? "fake"...it secceded unilaterally right?
@jonas1015119 Жыл бұрын
@@KuroShiiiro its not universally recognized, but most of europe (minus serbia) and the US do
@rinor971 Жыл бұрын
@@KuroShiiirowhen it seceded from yugoslavia the majority of people in kosovo wanted (and still want) to unite with albania but that could’ve sparked more tensions in the balkans so it was agreed to be an independent country
@glizzygobbler420 Жыл бұрын
@@KuroShiiiro it’s not recognized by enough countries to be considered a “real country” but it has its own gov and elections seperate from Serbia. But most maps won’t show Kosovo or will have its borders shown with a dotted a line
@princessaria Жыл бұрын
Slime, a heated blanket might be a good option if you’re having issues with a space heater. Newer heated blankets have a lot of safety features that many space heaters don’t have, and you can control the temp of the blanket better than you can with most space heaters. (Plus it’s less energy intensive than space heaters, so it’ll save you some money.)
@dontgetgrabbed Жыл бұрын
My gf is always cold and the heated blanket was life changing
@JasmineIsGodly Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing or maybe a heating pad!
@d1rtworm Жыл бұрын
and it uses less energy, so better for the environment.
@demandedcargo3919 Жыл бұрын
I would suggest a heated matress pad, but it's floor life for him ig
@ladycalily Жыл бұрын
The thought of a grown man being cold in the night and deciding that sleeping on hand warmers is the best option is. Absolutely batshit
@necron4306 Жыл бұрын
Batshit guy. Maybe evil? Should get heated blanket. No more problem. Maybe singular heat pads? Who knows.
@SpoonsYT Жыл бұрын
this guy is clinically insane
@shottyjonny3972 Жыл бұрын
Aiden actually seems like someone who is ALWAYS ashamed
@itarat69 Жыл бұрын
His head hangs low, for he knows what he has done
@funsizebitesize Жыл бұрын
@@itarat69 copious amounts of xanax
@isabellad7396 Жыл бұрын
just seems a little anxious to me, nothing wrong with that
Жыл бұрын
just like me fr
@snakeshot472 Жыл бұрын
:
@chi6457 Жыл бұрын
Watching them argue over where Kosovo is on a map that doesn't show Kosovo is hilarious.
@wilmers9644 Жыл бұрын
You're right lol, they combined it with Serbia on the map
@gwen6622 Жыл бұрын
i mean it's still there, it just doesnt show the border
@BarackObamaJedi Жыл бұрын
@@wilmers9644 kosovo is serbia
@AwakenTheFrog Жыл бұрын
@@BarackObamaJedi you are cringe!
@kristianblido2841 Жыл бұрын
@@BarackObamaJedi get help
@nightlock8381 Жыл бұрын
I just realized I do discriminate against bald people because I saw slime with hair in the thumbnail and immediately thought “there’s a man who wouldn’t support a child pageant”
@stevenstripes Жыл бұрын
for adults.
@JJsNotHomeMan Жыл бұрын
@@stevenstripes but only children
@dillster971 Жыл бұрын
@@JJsNotHomeMan but no kids allowed
@Cooldude-xf4rt Жыл бұрын
Over these episodes, I’m more and more convinced slime is insane.
@alexantone5532 Жыл бұрын
Did the hammer not convince you?
@WEYABAGO Жыл бұрын
He should be the next Joker, he’d honestly slap 🤘🏻
@ryanhatesgirls Жыл бұрын
He's the only sane man left
@mac_sour Жыл бұрын
or maybe the rest of the world has gone insane and slime is simply breaking the norm
@hmoore1128 Жыл бұрын
floor wife! floor wife!
@askamundsen667 Жыл бұрын
Finally episode 100!! Huge milestone for the boys!
@coop1563 Жыл бұрын
it’d be funny if they just skipped the real episode 100 and called it 101
@MrLlama-dm5eh Жыл бұрын
The actual episode 100 is the one where they don't talk about it being episode 100 lmao
@theslimbin Жыл бұрын
Love how the wedding pyramid bit continued to this episode
@limonada4347 Жыл бұрын
bit?
@theslimbin Жыл бұрын
@@limonada4347 oh shit *’wedding pyramid planning discussions’
@SergantSlime Жыл бұрын
aiden yelling that he feels shame is one of my favorite pod moments
@matteovitellaro1082 Жыл бұрын
The map at 23:53 does not show Kosovo. I think they include Kosovo in Serbia, as Serbia does not recognize Kosovo as an independent state and continues to claim it as the Autonomous Province of Kosovo and Metohija.
@lovrograhic4532 Жыл бұрын
Bro i was looking for a comment that said that
@isakterzic3812 Жыл бұрын
Same
@leonardotheuseless4188 Жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that it shows Scotland and wales as different countries to the uk even tho they are less independentt then kosovo
@samt3412 Жыл бұрын
@@leonardotheuseless4188the map was clearly made by a Serbian living in Scotland
@Johanyo2 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig talking about the Rime of the Ancient Mariner and then somehow gaslighting them into thinking he was talking about the old man and the sea all along just because zipper googled the wrong thing is hilarious moment. Shoutout to Slime, you were still wrong but Wordsworth might as well be correct for what it's worth.
@ema1212 Жыл бұрын
I mean Coleridge and Wordsworth were friends at one point so close enough in my opinion. Absolutely hilarious moment tho
@Triplicata Жыл бұрын
Nick describing the Boogie v Wings fight as "if you put a Walmart parking lot in a Pack a Punch machine" is the funniest thing he has said in 2023.
@Bajaisus Жыл бұрын
As a kosovan the kosovo bit with a map without it outlined was unexpected and funny as hell.
@Darklespectrum Жыл бұрын
Aiden's embarrassment about the handshake is so justified i was secondhand cringing the entire time
@HudsonStandish Жыл бұрын
It broke my heart when they all laughed at Slime saying “when he finds love and gets married”
@necron4306 Жыл бұрын
They will pay. Babe and him will run away. Podcast will suck. They make a movie? Very famous.
@abbie826 Жыл бұрын
@@necron4306 this reads as a charlie kelly script
@123superstar123frien Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect podcast to feel ashamed by!
@sadmermaid Жыл бұрын
Slime needs to know of the pure bliss that is putting on the floor ducted heating, curling up over the vent with a doona over you, feet tucked in and letting the blanket fill up with warm air, head poking out like a turtle. It's amazing.
@day.brakeF1 Жыл бұрын
isnt this from diary of a wimpy kid
@OvPdTurtle Жыл бұрын
@@day.brakeF1 no, it is from real life
@kerosine2896 Жыл бұрын
Aiden looks so harrowed at that fumble its hilarious, but Ludwig being so shocked at hearing the n word in person actually made me lol as a black girl
@noahmay7708 Жыл бұрын
hes a sheltered man
@virusDETECTED Жыл бұрын
when?
@KhOrganization Жыл бұрын
@@virusDETECTED during the pod
@taylifts Жыл бұрын
Slime won't put a ring on anyone because weddings are the ultimate planned group activity
@NolenJacobson Жыл бұрын
Slime looks like the kind of guy to get married by an Elvis impersonator on the Las Vegas strip.
@VatisInsania Жыл бұрын
banger
@taylifts Жыл бұрын
@@NolenJacobson the fact that I could picture it immediately lol in an all white suite specifically
@shaadowfax4 Жыл бұрын
ludwig said "it's not the balkans at all" with so much confidence
@tawnyholbrook9160 Жыл бұрын
NO. Lud THINKS he’s a golden retriever. He’s actually a beagle.
@necron4306 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm I did not agree at first but then I saw your overwhelming enthusiasm… A beagle indeed…
@joshuawithacamera Жыл бұрын
As a balding man this is the perfect podcast to shave my head to.
@simplicitylost Жыл бұрын
1:30:54 By the way, the famous albatross they’re referencing is *not* from that book. It’s from _The Rime of the Ancient Mariner_ which is by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
@WEYABAGO Жыл бұрын
Slime should get a Shikibuton, they are great for floor sleepers 🤙🏻
@KassiePayton Жыл бұрын
i wonder why he likes sleeping on the floor. is it because of the hardness or is it because he likes to be close to the ground? has he ever said?
@macklemorg1294 Жыл бұрын
46:45 slime saying "who is this" to him photoshopped with kaz's outfit on is really fucking funny
@b51a5h Жыл бұрын
58:21 Slime instinctively tells Aiden "Shut up Ludwig" but stops himself because he done realized
@spiivy Жыл бұрын
the lud stream with 9 million things going on was so fucking funny lmao
@koioaks Жыл бұрын
I have a friend who sleeps on top of a heated blanket. He lays it down like a sheet and then sleeps on it with blankets on top of him. He recommends having one with a timer tho so you don't get actually cooked alive.
@Pheatan Жыл бұрын
We had ones designed to go under the sheets. If you turn it on when you got home from work or whatever and turn it off when you get home it’s pure bliss
@thatguymiggle9958 Жыл бұрын
Zipper taking slip out and adding top to show the hair was so good, zipper moments are my favorite
@wilmers9644 Жыл бұрын
Nick's "Wassup playas" bit @ 1:06:40 was the peak of this episode
@ToastyYolky Жыл бұрын
As a resident woman of The Yard Podcast Viewers, I would like to say that Slime’s charm is one of his strongest suits. Slime just existing is attractive (not in a weird parasocial way) lol
@tefkah Жыл бұрын
floor wife?
@Tweak-uwu Жыл бұрын
“Slimes charm”
@ToastyYolky Жыл бұрын
@@tefkah no
@alima4632 Жыл бұрын
for me his hotness is purely because of his bald head but maybe that’s just me
@ToastyYolky Жыл бұрын
@@alima4632 that’s also true and fair
@Kevinofrepublic Жыл бұрын
i adore the fact that a hairstyle comes up and they can identify the original source of the picture of the hair. Except for the myspace era scene girl hair. Surprised none of em got it.
@sebastiantortos6101 Жыл бұрын
Slime is one of those people you would date just for the experience and stories you could tell your friends after. hahaha
@metalmilitia529 Жыл бұрын
Hearing slime talk about how he likes to sleep is like Charlie in IASIP with his bedtime routine.
@rexx2338 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Yard Crew for curing baldness
@LrdSqk Жыл бұрын
For Slime's sake, the haircut/outfit at 46:45 was Kaz/Master Miller from Metal Gear Solid, based on his Peace Walker appearance
@Pipey_14 Жыл бұрын
It's funny how everyone thinks it's weird that Slime likes sleeping on the floor. As someone from Southeast Asia, I can relate to how it feels cozy. Pro move would be to invest in a foldable floor mattress to prevent body pain and for warmth :)
@slimewire Жыл бұрын
the pain is penance
@Pipey_14 Жыл бұрын
@@slimewire I respect that, sweet dreams brother bear o7
@katya8703 Жыл бұрын
aimen is definitely the golden retriever of the group
@Hannah-jb5xj Жыл бұрын
i love ludwig being kinda wrong about geography but the rest of the yard not knowing enough to challenge him is quiet funny
@Swissmun Жыл бұрын
Shout out to zipper for finding a map of Europe that doesn’t even have Kosovo on it
@huskySSBM Жыл бұрын
best part of the pod was when lud called aiden the f slur. as a flaming homosexual i feel seen and represented
@shibby305 Жыл бұрын
Nick teaching the tricks to dapping someone up because he’s just so effortlessly cool
@MrShinjiTabris Жыл бұрын
Idk I'm starting to think he actually puts a lot of effort into it, which is making me suspect how cool her really is
@SoySantiagoCastillo Жыл бұрын
Aidens haircut is very nice.
@Meerkitty Жыл бұрын
Oh me oh my, I sure do love The Yard Podcast!
@ChessHistorian Жыл бұрын
Zipper pulling up Old Man And the Sea after Ludwig mentioned the Albatross from Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
@SleepToken29 Жыл бұрын
The algorithm on point showing me the new episode as soon as it drops
@bug6833 Жыл бұрын
Wait holy shit I didn't even realize that's what it did to me also
@jerriath6214 Жыл бұрын
The yard ad reads are the only ad reads i actually watch
@connellphillips5439 Жыл бұрын
We need them to show up to the pod with Slime in a toupee and everybody else shaved bald
@magictriangle6878 Жыл бұрын
Slime not recognizing the Kazuhira Miller haircut was definitely disappointing ngl lol
@Krinios Жыл бұрын
fly zapper working overtime this episode
@Kar-32 Жыл бұрын
The stream was prolly the best one I’ve watched in awhile
@jennareally Жыл бұрын
I'm concerned about Slime. We should take him in for a check up.
@necron4306 Жыл бұрын
Stick him in a room. Feed him porridge. See what happens. Scientists with very white robes. Only porridge. See how long before he goes porridge feral. I give it 3 months.
@funny36ful Жыл бұрын
I agree, we should Take him
@jennareally Жыл бұрын
I can't decide if we need to take him to a vet, mechanic, or a psychiatrist.
@Stevonicus Жыл бұрын
Grippy socks check up, or oil change check up?
@jennareally Жыл бұрын
@@Stevonicus both
@Lildarkone9983 Жыл бұрын
Blau was at EDC so Aiden could have seen him xD
@bradleyshaffer2414 Жыл бұрын
the synchronized head turn from aiden/slime at 20:10 when lud says "hablamoTH"
@yungwrld9923 Жыл бұрын
i went to a black barber shop when i was like 18 to cut my long ass hair and i loved it it was such a vibe
@necron4306 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm 18 and butt hair long enough for barber already. Dubious claim. Unless you are a werrewolf? Perhaps your butthair needed trimming. I will say the claim is dubious nonetheless. I need no visual proof however. Very intruiging.
@cheryldragunoff4129 Жыл бұрын
I went once and it was chill but I messed up the handshake so I related so much
@MrMara7hon Жыл бұрын
Nick dropping a random OperatorPerry reference was tight. That man knows his OGs
@VixeyTeh Жыл бұрын
🤣 I can just imagine Ludwig doing the ceremony speech and it lasting 3 to 5 hours because he just goes full streamer mode. 🤣
@4rtie Жыл бұрын
Love Ludwig shifting to a Hemmingway book just to look right while not even knowing what the albatross is from
@rio425ee Жыл бұрын
Showed this to everyone at my work, and the unanimous vote was scene girl wig. So go with that because it's clearly the funniest.
@garrettgilbert2622 Жыл бұрын
'he's like a lab that ate cigarettes' got damn slimes got it
@antediluviano Жыл бұрын
aiden screaming 'i feel shame all the time' is such a mood
@moireldsc Жыл бұрын
The hand shake story hits home I alwaysss mess up cause everyone does something different such an embarrasing moment 😵
@Drooly1 Жыл бұрын
Next episode is the one where we find out if slime still likes that one cook he was watching on youtube from like, 20 episodes ago. Finally, the climax to this great story.
@slimewire Жыл бұрын
this was already talked about last episode
@Drooly1 Жыл бұрын
@@slimewire I know! I was just being a little bugger about the specific ep i remember being discussed. Also, you're a beautiful man and don't let ludwigs incredibly unfair beauty take that away. Slime goat. Edit: I had it paused RIGHT at the marker about it, and just forgot to go back lmfao
@armonster95 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Ludwig’s neck do that during the factor read was so funny😂😂😂
@tdewtneros9519 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Slime missed the metal gear reference in the hair section
@Himothy_Wayne Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂When that Jimmy Neutron hair popped up I lost my shit. Even my dog ran to my room to check on me.
@akiharuse825 Жыл бұрын
When Ludwig put his hair down, he looked like modern day Bart Baker lmfao.
@kremit_frog4031 2 ай бұрын
If ludwig is a golden retriever, Slime is absolutely a chihuahua
@GregChudley Жыл бұрын
Slime getting photoshopped into Kaz from MGS and not recognizing him says a lot about society
@damiyenearlhunt Жыл бұрын
Ludwig just keeps looking more an more fit each ep
@destroyer7907 Жыл бұрын
Aiden talks so slow that when I listen at 1.5x speed it sounds like normal speed for everyone else
@coledeko Жыл бұрын
I like how ShakeDrizzle’s tweet says “Don’t think I can eat another Factor meal ever again LOL”
@vinimooraess Жыл бұрын
slime getting a toupee of a receding hairline would be funny
@shiitakr Жыл бұрын
Slime not realizing that one of the styles is just kaz is insane
@J777ack Жыл бұрын
Its wild they argue so often about geography while both being wrong
@captainskipper5082 Жыл бұрын
That rocket money read might have been their most organised one yet
@greeny.official Жыл бұрын
9:34 slime have u heard of a heated blanket ? i think u would like
@cFrogjar Жыл бұрын
"are you insecure? are you guys insecure" everyone: YES 😂
@Farkonso Жыл бұрын
1:11 I watched the Dr K Stream with Ludwig yesterday and from the way he talked about it I thought the conclusion was that he was going to the wedding and ditching the valorant game LOL
@miskathonic Жыл бұрын
1:31:00 Slime was actually correct, because he said Albatross, which is from Samuel Coleridge Taylor's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" Old Man and the Sea was about a man and a fish.
@sd3199 Жыл бұрын
Aiden meltdowns are my favorite
@brainzdead4115 Жыл бұрын
3 PERCENT THE MOVIE IS BRAZILIAN LMAO
@quinceyclouds3208 Жыл бұрын
imagining Ludwig officiating a wedding is very funny
@ema1212 Жыл бұрын
Albatross and an old man is also from a Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem called Rime of the Ancient Mariner, who was friends with Wordsworth at one point
@Hunter_Kennedy1 Жыл бұрын
36:31 might be the funniest thing Nick has ever said
@darororo Жыл бұрын
Can't believe Slime didn't recognize the Master Miller hair
@astrifex Жыл бұрын
Here to say that yes I am still listening to the yard a year later
@mistamemewide Жыл бұрын
Honestly if we give Slime Hair, his power will be depleted. His bald hair is the source of his power.
@cnc_imp Жыл бұрын
i’m completely convinced if nick is any dog he is an Australian Shepard
@BakesSunlight7 Жыл бұрын
That makes so much sense actually!
@zoippa4458 Жыл бұрын
I love that Kosovo is not even on the map
@johnmanardiii3308 Жыл бұрын
This was an amazing episode!
@brotorironfist7840 Жыл бұрын
Bro it just dropped
@johnmanardiii3308 Жыл бұрын
@@brotorironfist7840I watched it at 100x
@brotorironfist7840 Жыл бұрын
@@johnmanardiii3308 oh shit my bad king 👑
@Shotokeki98 Жыл бұрын
Slime is finally Beautiful again :)
@GoblinDepartment Жыл бұрын
47:01 Slime looking like if Revolver Ocelot wasn't allowed within 500 feet of a highschool
@darianbg Жыл бұрын
I've been sleeping on the floor for the past week Slime makes me feel so seen
@Fluckinoob Жыл бұрын
I was listening to this at work and man all the music references as a massive metal head really had me going. The Maynard bit really got me lmao
@ceciliatavares940 Жыл бұрын
I think slime was thinking of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge because of the Albatross
@slimewire Жыл бұрын
fuck u got me
@ceciliatavares940 Жыл бұрын
@slimewire nah ludwig got it wrong too, there's no albatross in old man and the sea, just a marlin
@missamay972 Жыл бұрын
Nick telling slime he looks like he eats bugs with aidens haircut has me actually in tears
@hanhwrd Жыл бұрын
Laying on top of a heated blanket and basking like a lizard is extremely comfy 8:55
@toniiioh Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe 46:49 Slime didn’t recognize Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear 😭