Hey! I don't think I'm a better driver, I KNOW I'm a better driver.

"nice blinker buddy!" I say that at least.... 5 times a day.

I realized I'm officially "not young anymore" when I started keeping tabs of when the mail truck would drive too far off the road onto my grass to drop off packages. I went from "I can't stand my father" to "I am my father."

The football part was giving Uncle Rico vibes. 😂

"I wasn't driving bad, I was driving fast" is me

You forgot walking loudly across the house. I’m guilty of that at my house 😂

The different voices is true of most men - I mean it makes sense that you don't use the same tones between your wife/girlfriend and your friends or business people, but it is funny to listen to. I used to tease a young guy at work when I first noticed that. You could always hear when he was talking to his girlfriend on the phone. You didn't need to hear the words. I don't think women do that so much, except maybe when talking to kids. There is the mom voice.

100% completely accurate! My wife always gripes about how I chew too loud. It makes me try to chew louder.

“I’m the lil spoon this time”

I'm no psychologist, but I think the two voices thing is because you're more comfortable with one person than the other. There's style switching too, but if the level of comfortability is the same then it shouldn't change, hypothetically.

Oops, watched this with my wife and got called out for doing every single one of these things. Funny stuff.

Me while driving - "FUCKIN SEND IT BUD!"

Childish humor eventually morphs into dad jokes. I hope your wife is fully prepared.

Men chew so loud because their heads are empty. Causes the sound to reverberate. Kinda like when you set your cell phone in a cup to amplify the speaker.

My husband can't hide to scare me as much anymore because he abused that priviledge 😂

This dude is the best he reminds me of myself

My wife is knocking on the door of being deaf until I’m eating or walking.

Ah I didn't peak in highschool lol so I can't relate to that one

I feel personally attacked here.

I was all-time quarterback all-time quarterback training Elementary School I got film film tape we have as soon as I heard that I flashed back to me playing Little League football and tripping during a championship game

So funny 😂

The driving thing ... on point. Anytime I drive, he's gottA TELL ME EVERY MOVE. He drives, (deaf as a post, 4 deployments veteran) puts on the blinker to see how long it takes me to get annoyed ... Gee, SWEEETNESS, LOVE OF MY LIFE, how do I our get 5 year old to school,every day .... for two years ...F#CK OFF I'm 37 years old!!

My dad does the deep voice when talking with men, I probably do as well😂

Im a husband and this is chillingly accurate

I always complement my wife on her greatest asset. ;)

Dude. Close the yearbook! Ha!

I always quote Dave Foley from a KITH sketch when stuck “Aw cmon , I’m dyin’ here !”

I'm ashamed and proud I make those dad jokes

Wow is that a new girlfriend 😏 shes a banger 😂

I’m 16 and now I’m also 80 percent sure that I’m a dad😂

Al Bundy

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Yeah,but women will hold a grudge against some girl who kissed their boyfriend in junior high 25 years ago

Number one is definitely my old man

Speeding doesn’t make you bad driver.

I only speed because I know I'm a better driver than everyone else

You forgot helicopter pilot.

Nah my wife does the driving cause I'm a ragaholic behind the wheel

Is that his wife?!

In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. He created humans too to have a relationship with Him. That's our purpose as humans that have a relationship with God. Sin, however, messed that up because it made us imperfect and imperfect creatures cannot have a relationship with a perfect and holy God. That's why we so oftentimes feel empty, unsatisfied and unaccomplished because we're not in relationship with the God we were created to be in a relationship with. But that's where Jesus comes in. Jesus is God's son and He came down to earth in human form to live the same life we do yet unlike us He never sinned. Jesus is perfect. Yet despite the fact He is perfect He died on the cross for our sins and sacrifice Himself for us. The punishment for our sins is death but because Jesus took that punishment for us if we put our faith in Him and receive Him as Lord and savior we can be reconciled to God and be restored to that relationship we were created to have. And we can be sure that Jesus is the Son of God because on the 3rd day God raised Him from the dead and in that He defeated death and the grave, proving that He can do the same for us if we put our faith in trust in Him. That's how you get to Heaven. That's how you become full in your heart. That's how you become reconciled to the God who created you.

Well said my man. I was way better at runningback..... Till i had the a kid.

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Bro I totally believe you could of went D1 if you didn't hurt your knee. Could have made the pros honestly. Pssh what a shame

Damn no views, YouBetcha fell off :(

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