This is what happens in... Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest. [FE14 Plot Review]

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Faerghast

Faerghast

8 жыл бұрын

Fire Emblem Conquest's plot is a clusterfuck of hilarious conveniences and tragedies and I'm here to tell you all about it.
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@Gamer1288
@Gamer1288 7 жыл бұрын
I am curious as to why NO ONE suspected something was wrong with Garon. I took one look at him and thought that he must be some form of undead because NO LIVING BEING HAS SKIN LIKE THAT!! HIS SKIN PERFECTLY MATCHES THAT OF A CORPSE. Even Xander mentions how his father was once kind and then one day suddenly did a 180 in personality. That would just scream imposter!!
@axellion4573
@axellion4573 4 жыл бұрын
Same and I haven't played it yet. Must be gaming instincts A+
@jamest9108
@jamest9108 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more curious as to why Celica trusted Jedah. THE DUDE IS BLUE. HE IS A TOTAL CREEPER AND LITERALLY ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE TELLING YOU NOT TO TRUST HIM.
@franciscodetonne4797
@franciscodetonne4797 3 жыл бұрын
Why does that sound familiar? Oh, Vigarde.
@kanenanda3300
@kanenanda3300 3 жыл бұрын
Idk garon kinda sus.
@carpisun1
@carpisun1 3 жыл бұрын
Caron sus
@Project0073
@Project0073 8 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you a maid?" "No. I'm a spacefish" I'm dying of laughter over here - I think Ghast is trying to kill me with humor
@OmniMon94
@OmniMon94 Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@kayelmarrero
@kayelmarrero 7 жыл бұрын
"Father I came back" "GET OUT" "Was I wrong then..." Lmao
@rinnieljabonillo4353
@rinnieljabonillo4353 7 жыл бұрын
"Corrin, triggered by his mother's death, briefly turns into a shounen protagonist" Im dead, u are genuinely funny mr ghast
@Blosteroid
@Blosteroid 4 жыл бұрын
@Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez The genre of anime were the characters fight, basically(you know, Dragon Ball, My Hero Academia, etc)
@SymphoniaFly
@SymphoniaFly 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blosteroid Well, technically, shounen just means it's targeted towards a young male demographic. And usually that demographic likes anime about fighting.
@Blosteroid
@Blosteroid 3 жыл бұрын
@@SymphoniaFly Yeah, exactly
@SymphoniaFly
@SymphoniaFly 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blosteroid There are also shounens that don't have anything to do with fighting, and fighting anime that aren't in the shounen genre.
@quarreneverett4767
@quarreneverett4767 4 ай бұрын
​@@SymphoniaFlywasnt seinen for fightong for.girls.pr.spmething. genrs and sub genres are very diverse
@pao3755
@pao3755 8 жыл бұрын
Tbh, almost everything could have been just avoided if Azura could have just gathered the Nohrian royal family except Garon when she showed Corrin the "plot device that shows what Garon really is but breaks after one use", then plan to overthrow Garon instead. . Actually no, conquering the entire land of Hoshido just for Garon to sit on the "plot device throne that shows what Garon really is" seems like the better idea.
@Mysticgamer
@Mysticgamer 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, I wonder what the Nohr family would do if she showed them.
@surabhiranjan5737
@surabhiranjan5737 4 жыл бұрын
Lol even when the reveal does happen, the siblings have a dramatic meltdown and refuse to fight him. I was just like ??? I adore the gameplay but the story is straight ass. 😂
@renren47618
@renren47618 Жыл бұрын
@@surabhiranjan5737 They were in denial seeing monster Garon and Azura calls out it They knew that it wasn't Garon but they were shocked
@ragingstorm_
@ragingstorm_ Жыл бұрын
@@renren47618i’m sorry but if my father turned into a sludge monster i am not opposed to killing him 😂
@neog8029
@neog8029 Жыл бұрын
It's kind of funny because the Nohrians couldn't even really call bs on the orb if Azura did show them it. Since Azura could say, "Leo, hold this." I mean, the writers still would have had the Nohrians cry bs, probably because WOW would this grind the conflict to a screeching halt.
@teddie3862
@teddie3862 7 жыл бұрын
"japanese emmeryn" i cannot believe this
@gren2179
@gren2179 8 жыл бұрын
Have you ever cried to Lilith's death in either Conquest or Birthright? Me neither.
@jibanyanchocobars4348
@jibanyanchocobars4348 8 жыл бұрын
Death by a monster in which who are the weakest and appear every time and rip space fish.
@darth_diminishthewolf8945
@darth_diminishthewolf8945 8 жыл бұрын
honestly i was soooooo bored of this stupid game when that happened to the point where like mangs i skipped the diologue
@startmirca
@startmirca 7 жыл бұрын
Lilith's Heroic Sacrifice comes across as incredibly contrived, as they come completely out of nowhere (despite almost never being seen outside of My Castle) to block an attack either from a random mook you've just killed dozens of or a boss you've both watched get curbstomped by mooks and later curbstomped yourself, and instantly die in one hit despite in all likelihood being ridiculously durable in-game. and don't get me started on Flora's death on Birthright, which was hilarious than sad, hence why players are reacting with laughter and memes rather than tears.
@drasconboy6349
@drasconboy6349 7 жыл бұрын
Birthright it actually had meaning, in Conquest it was just a kick in the nuts
@pandoramythical1061
@pandoramythical1061 7 жыл бұрын
i am admittedly a huge pussy and cried for a good thirty minutes
@Dohiwario
@Dohiwario 8 жыл бұрын
This plot synopsis is better written than the actual plot of Conquest.
@sajanpatel4956
@sajanpatel4956 5 жыл бұрын
Dohiwario honestly, something being written better than conquest is a pretty low bar to pass.
@fatcthulhu4904
@fatcthulhu4904 5 жыл бұрын
Conquest has a good story if you pretend alot of things happen differently. Such as when you return to nohr in chapter 7 you just skip the dialogue and use your imagination until Chapter 29 *notice how the game ends at chapter 28(endgame)
@carlbloke8797
@carlbloke8797 4 жыл бұрын
austin russell lol I get it!
@shadowofchaos725
@shadowofchaos725 8 жыл бұрын
That ripping was real. Absolutely wonderful. I love this game, it's glorious gameplay, and its hilariously "so bad it's good to make fun of" story.
@shadowofchaos725
@shadowofchaos725 8 жыл бұрын
I'd say the map design and challenge in Conquest alone, completely disregarding the plot, was worth my money.
@lisasemarron5413
@lisasemarron5413 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@lisasemarron5413
@lisasemarron5413 8 жыл бұрын
wonderful my friend
@JediBusouSonic
@JediBusouSonic 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed, loved the gameplay of Conquest and BR, couldn't stand Revelations though.
@lisasemarron5413
@lisasemarron5413 8 жыл бұрын
Sidar Erdem Yo man how are you
@BifronsCandle
@BifronsCandle 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where Hans plays Dynasty Warriors with a bunch of prisoners and innocent civilians in Cheve and Corrin just goes along with it like a good little Christmas elf.
@ambercarbuncle1440p
@ambercarbuncle1440p 6 жыл бұрын
SlyBiffrons oh my god that made me laugh more than it should.
@N_IRL
@N_IRL 2 жыл бұрын
He's Dian Wei lmao
@MugApwool
@MugApwool 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@EnsembleVGM
@EnsembleVGM 3 жыл бұрын
Mikoto: I’m your mom Corrin: I don’t remember you at all and therefore feel no emotional attachment to you whatsoever Mikoto: *dies* Corrin: *emotional rampage*
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny Ай бұрын
Fucking pick an opinion, Corn!!!
@MajorLargo
@MajorLargo 8 жыл бұрын
Fire Emblem Fates: Swiss Cheese and Dark Souls bundle.
@ChillstoneBlakeBlast
@ChillstoneBlakeBlast 8 жыл бұрын
conquest, birthright: LobsterZilla Time to shine,dice an mice, Revelation: true plot DLC
@nobunobu3980
@nobunobu3980 8 жыл бұрын
Guys corrin has the devil's own luck
@jviolet2253
@jviolet2253 5 жыл бұрын
Lol hi Leo
@mysticzen4825
@mysticzen4825 5 жыл бұрын
I Still don't know If This Phrase is a compliment or a sarcastic comment '-'
@Mangs1337
@Mangs1337 8 жыл бұрын
Well now, this was 23 minutes and 37 seconds of laughter and fun, my freaking sides hurt. It’s a shame I cannot like a video more than once. Ever since you told me you were working on it, I knew how amazing this video would become, but by gods if you did not completely outdo yourself on this one. This review of Conquest is simply too good for Conquest. You’ve put more thought and effort into reviewing and making fun of this story than the developers ever did writing it.
@chikin8895
@chikin8895 8 жыл бұрын
Because UNLIKE INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS his target audience wasn't 10 year olds?
@Jojojordonian
@Jojojordonian 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know if that is an excuse for them. Look at pokémon black and white, it's an interesting story with grey area villains that actually makes sense, and pokémon has a younger target audience than fire emblem.
@darth_diminishthewolf8945
@darth_diminishthewolf8945 8 жыл бұрын
this goes to show how developers are going to shit more these days
@Coolio_Ash
@Coolio_Ash 8 жыл бұрын
SO WHERE'S THE BIRTHRIGHT PLAYTHROUGH? HMMMMMMMMMMM?????
@ReineDeLaSeine14
@ReineDeLaSeine14 8 жыл бұрын
You win everything good sir
@syndixel9857
@syndixel9857 8 жыл бұрын
When you brought in that scene with Corrin and Takumi with his lisp, I died. Anyway, I'm pretty sure this plot was written by Corrin high on that Hoshidan kush.
@Faerghast
@Faerghast 8 жыл бұрын
thanks for the love everyone! For the record, Conquest was a reaaaally good game. It had wicked gameplay, depth and for the most part the maps were pretty fun and playing on Lunatic was the most intense FE experience I've ever had. That said, the story is ass poutine and the cast is super forgettable. If you're interested, check out my podghasts where I talk about my experience with it. hope you enjoyed the video!
@hermannochez853
@hermannochez853 8 жыл бұрын
Don't you get Ganglari before the battle with Kaze and Rinkah
@mmicb0b
@mmicb0b 8 жыл бұрын
DO BIRTHIRGHT
@mmicb0b
@mmicb0b 8 жыл бұрын
#BUYBIRTHRIGHT
@Coolio_Ash
@Coolio_Ash 8 жыл бұрын
are you going to play birthright? I like the stories of these games so I bought the game, but I'm so bad at them that I'm stuck.
@lisasemarron5413
@lisasemarron5413 8 жыл бұрын
um what
@worstfestrategisteuw2996
@worstfestrategisteuw2996 8 жыл бұрын
You know, we all joke about Hinoka being an absolutly irrelevant character in Conquest, but I get the feeling that it is just as bad -if not worse - in Birthright and Revelations. She joins you at some point - and thats it.
@Ocsttiac
@Ocsttiac 8 жыл бұрын
Difference being that Sain and Jill are common workers, while Hinoka is a member of the royal family. She's on the flipping box too.
@Mangs1337
@Mangs1337 8 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! MY BODY IS READY!
@jacobhumphrey3535
@jacobhumphrey3535 8 жыл бұрын
I see you made a few cameos Mangs.
@alexandernguyen2520
@alexandernguyen2520 8 жыл бұрын
+Mangs Chrom's quote: There are better places to take a nap than on the ground you know. Gimme your hand. Take Chrom's quote and put it in the muted cutscene that includes you getting dragon-napped by Santa.
@wackpendejo3000
@wackpendejo3000 8 жыл бұрын
Shithead
@donovanbarrientosreyes
@donovanbarrientosreyes 8 жыл бұрын
Oh look is Manga, were is my naruto review
@Toasterloaf
@Toasterloaf 7 жыл бұрын
They wrote off Anankos as "having lost his mind," and he wrote the song for the Vallians to sing to stop him 'cuz apparently he somehow knew he was getting Alzheimer's.
@pebblemiester9868
@pebblemiester9868 5 жыл бұрын
Fruitybrute basically your everyday jrpg story
@pkbltz5272
@pkbltz5272 8 жыл бұрын
How do you make these low quality portraits so quality? I'm guessing shrinking them and then stretching them back out?
@Faerghast
@Faerghast 8 жыл бұрын
its not really that impressive. I just make an outline over the official portrait and then try to detail as much in my style as possible.
@alexandernguyen2520
@alexandernguyen2520 8 жыл бұрын
MS Paint This is how Ghast makes the low quality portraits.
@of5606
@of5606 7 жыл бұрын
this is not low quality, this is art
@empoleon7750
@empoleon7750 7 жыл бұрын
He probably made them himself because of certain additions, such as the middle finger on Elise's staff, and the pitchfork replacing Sakura's staff.
@mechanicalmacbook
@mechanicalmacbook 3 жыл бұрын
@@of5606 isn't low quality drawings a form of art?(with ms paint ofc)
@Lawlietftw30
@Lawlietftw30 7 жыл бұрын
"Fire Emblem: Wrong Quest." Thank you for that.
@jviolet2253
@jviolet2253 5 жыл бұрын
Birthright is better!
@dreameater8548
@dreameater8548 3 жыл бұрын
Hoshidan spotted *scoff scoff*
@t.b.cont.
@t.b.cont. 8 жыл бұрын
I got stuck on chapter 10 Perhaps it was better that way
@chikin8895
@chikin8895 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ursarare9507
@ursarare9507 8 жыл бұрын
Was I Wrong Then
@SporeDemigod
@SporeDemigod 8 жыл бұрын
Conquest' story is pretty "eh" but the gameplay is sooo worth it. You really owe it to yourself to play through it for that reason.
@xiamer7290
@xiamer7290 8 жыл бұрын
It was probably better, because you didn't see Ryoma's disaster of a chapter.
@variksigurdsson1447
@variksigurdsson1447 7 жыл бұрын
The gameplay really isnt that special for a fire emblem game in my opinion, but I think conquest is the best of the routs. Nevermind - not buying the game and playing POR or SS instead (or even Giadain (sorry for spelling Butcher)) is the best route.
@feelsbaraman4713
@feelsbaraman4713 8 жыл бұрын
THE GANGLARI, A SWORD LITERALLY MADE OUT OF ISIS HAHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
@donovanbarrientosreyes
@donovanbarrientosreyes 8 жыл бұрын
I being possessed by a demon because I hate Corn
@jaredfayette2567
@jaredfayette2567 8 жыл бұрын
If we're following that logic then, I must be possessed by the Devil himself since I have a fiery hatred for Corrin/Kamui as a character and he is by far my least favorite FE Lord (if we can even call him one) that he replaced even replaced Roy at the very bottom! I hope he suffers more in the chapters I have to beat in Revelations next! Sorry if I sounded like a generic angry person on the internet there, I've been storing that rage since Birthright (my first play through). But seriously, it's nice to see other people who also dislike Kamui after going through two and five sevenths play throughs of Kamui worshipping.
@donovanbarrientosreyes
@donovanbarrientosreyes 8 жыл бұрын
jared fayette​ dont worry you are not the only one
@Richet412
@Richet412 8 жыл бұрын
+jared fayette That rant was lovely.
@jaredfayette2567
@jaredfayette2567 8 жыл бұрын
+Richet Manoya Thank you, but you haven't even see me rant yet. But if you or anyone else want to know why I hate Kamui here's why (again I'm sorry for sounding like a generic angry person on the internet): To start off, aside from what side he must choose in chapter six, Kamui makes no serious decisions that you, the player can make, in the game's story, aside from either sparing or killing Shura off in Conquest. It gets worse when ever he is being pressed into making one, the conflict resolves itself like with the Rainbow Sages dying as Iago is forcing Kamui into killing him. Next he's an idiot as he (and I guess the rest of his companions at the time along with Garon and Iago) doesn't recognize Azura as the dancer on stage despite her disguise being a recolor of her normal attire with an added veil over her mouth (he's also a bad tactician according to Leo in their B-support which doesn't bode with me well as he's suppose to be me and I pride myself in being a tactician).
@Richet412
@Richet412 8 жыл бұрын
+jared fayette True, very true.
@timothylengel7145
@timothylengel7145 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was that bad. But I've also never played an FE game other than awakening so I'm pretty much the biggest casual ever
@Tonypikmin
@Tonypikmin 7 жыл бұрын
That explains everything!
@level0118
@level0118 7 жыл бұрын
Timothy Lengel AYYY SAME HERE
@joaocamargos1427
@joaocamargos1427 7 жыл бұрын
Me too
@RATHORAGE
@RATHORAGE 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't even play Fates "Because I refuse to give treehouse money." Still hugely disappointed by the wasted potential in conquest, though.
@sundaydan1119
@sundaydan1119 7 жыл бұрын
Timothy Lengel psh, this was my first game
@CrimsonColbat
@CrimsonColbat 8 жыл бұрын
Corrin just makes my head hurt too much. "lol let me join the guy who used me as a terriots bomb.Sorry Hoshidians" Although I still like Takumi very much so. Mostly because he sticks it to Corrin and I agree with him mostly. All King Garon does want is destruction and he has every right to defend his country against people like Xander who don't really care because "Father can't be evil"
@mortalslide
@mortalslide 7 жыл бұрын
"Wow, Corrin. There's dense. Then there's China. News flash; you're the second thing." Gets me every time
@bennyd.1862
@bennyd.1862 8 жыл бұрын
Garon in a nutshell... Garon: So Kamui you baked the cookies for the family picnic? Good job! Kamui: Yes, they're perfect! Iago: Milord, it seems that these cookies are a little burnt. I think he's trying to poison you! Garon: Son of a bitch! You must have come back to poison me! Hoshido spy! Kamui: N-no father wait! Iago: For this obvious attempt at assassinating our king you must die! Elise: Wait! It was me who burnt the cookies! See, I was helping Kamui! Kill me! Blarth: Impossible, it was I who burnt the cookies! So logically I should be punished! Camilla: I couldn't check the timer because my tities were in the way! I'm sorry father! Marx: No, no, no I was the one who sent Elise, Leo and Camilla to help Kamui bake the cookies! I am the root of this issue! Garon: Fine! I'll let this slide, but I'll give you another task. Kamui: Oh thank Gods... Garon: Bake some pie. Kamui: Thank you father I'll try my best! Leo: (Don't burn them this time you dumbass!)
@cactusalucano4013
@cactusalucano4013 7 жыл бұрын
Strawberry Seeds Conquest in a Nutshell*
@tewch
@tewch 6 жыл бұрын
*As he burns the pie*
@justagiantnerd8001
@justagiantnerd8001 Жыл бұрын
Fates fan here, you described it perfectly
@RammerHammer
@RammerHammer 7 ай бұрын
This video is like an old friend. I only see it every now and then, but every time i do its a blast
@Faerghast
@Faerghast 8 жыл бұрын
By the way. 100 internet points if you can answer what games the videogame trees were referenced from!
@probablyafilthyweeb5904
@probablyafilthyweeb5904 8 жыл бұрын
Runescape? Lol
@kingsaul754
@kingsaul754 8 жыл бұрын
also don't forget the wutang clan Azura staff
@slothman9247
@slothman9247 8 жыл бұрын
I tried playing runescape with my girlfriend last week
@Project0073
@Project0073 8 жыл бұрын
#1 - Kirby (Nightmare in dreamland I think) #2 - King of Dragons (SNES) #3 - Runescape
@Faerghast
@Faerghast 8 жыл бұрын
+Project0073 ding ding!
@aceelle6557
@aceelle6557 8 жыл бұрын
"is this... symbolism?" fUCK I LOST IT
@cosmicfails2053
@cosmicfails2053 7 жыл бұрын
Actually Hinoka is voiced by the voice actor of Buttercup
@nahte123456
@nahte123456 8 жыл бұрын
The real problem is a feel like the plot as a whole could have been great...but it wasn't. I mean I do like most of the characters, flat or not, the world has some potential and Corrin does have some good moments, but other things like the curse were stupid...also for the curse Corrin and Azura can apparently get to Valla whenever they want via water, why can't Azura just pull Corrin inside, explain everything, and the two of them can start working on convincing everyone else the basics.
@Naziroxx
@Naziroxx 8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit your drawings are getting better
@shrugchan5914
@shrugchan5914 6 жыл бұрын
Naziro "no hablo espanol. Faye es thot"
@shrugchan5914
@shrugchan5914 4 жыл бұрын
@Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez no me gusta, es muy atraida a Alm, pero en manera mala "ire a matar mas enemigos en tu nombre?" Perdon por mi español tan pesimo
@shrugchan5914
@shrugchan5914 4 жыл бұрын
@Fermín Javier Arro Álvarez wtf dont change languages on me like that😂. She litterally kills people for him and didnt care for other relationships for awhile. Shes not a thot but I dislike her
@mechanicalmacbook
@mechanicalmacbook 3 жыл бұрын
[why are you speaking spanish]
@ryankfbro
@ryankfbro 7 жыл бұрын
i love the takumi voice acting
@carrots7216
@carrots7216 8 жыл бұрын
"Look, fam, if you don't join us, the only thing you'll be rallying is my vaguely ethnic co--" "Alright! I'm in." Dead. XD
@Missiletainn
@Missiletainn 8 жыл бұрын
I see no reference to Rallyman, i thought you played this on lunatic, so how did you survive without him!?!?
@luckyc4t110
@luckyc4t110 8 жыл бұрын
No, he mentioned him by his real name right before talking about the first encounter with Takumi.
@Missiletainn
@Missiletainn 8 жыл бұрын
JK Gamer Rallyman doesn't have a real name, and cannot be captured until the third encounter with takumi
@jaredfayette2567
@jaredfayette2567 8 жыл бұрын
+JK Gamer I see the confusion here. When Biscuit said "Rally Man" he wasn't referring to the capture able boss in chapter 9 (I wished I knew that before. Whoops.), he's referring to one of the Master of Arms you can capture in chapter 23. On lunatic mode (the mode that Ghast played) those guys are insane, they have FOUR rally skills (I believe they have Rally Strength, Speed, Defense, and I forget what the fourth one was)! If you can capture one, even on the lower difficulties where they don't have them all if I remember correctly, they are an amazing addition to your team at this point in Conquest.
@Missiletainn
@Missiletainn 8 жыл бұрын
jared fayette Rallyman is a specific Master at arms on that chapter with 3 rally skills, strength, speed, defense and resistance, whereas on hard, he only has 2, i think its strength and speed but im not sure
@jaredfayette2567
@jaredfayette2567 8 жыл бұрын
+The Mighty Biscuit Odd, I thought he had three rally skills on hard. Oh well, at least the confusion is cleared up, and thanks for the corrections, I hate giving out incorrect information by mistake.
@xAvitaLT
@xAvitaLT 8 жыл бұрын
"Kagero, I lost Ryoma again" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS IS SO RELEVANT
@jacobe2891
@jacobe2891 8 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Heirs of Fate is the best plot in Fates. I never really liked the plot of the main Fates, but loved how it played so much. Love the derp Felicia face as well.
@princeofalchemy
@princeofalchemy 8 жыл бұрын
When DLC can tell a better story than the main game, you know something is REALLY wrong.
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 7 жыл бұрын
WE'VE GOT TROUBLE!!!
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad the second generation characters were pretty much a waste just because that feature was so liked in Awakening. There are times when certain concepts and ideas work well, and at other times it won't be accepted with open arms at all. Shadows of Valentia showcased that yes, even with a remake you can avoid 2nd gen characters and still pair people up.
@LeAndre_McCoy
@LeAndre_McCoy 7 жыл бұрын
my lvl 23 Lilith got killed by a faceless...
@rainierdanredondo1278
@rainierdanredondo1278 4 жыл бұрын
(Throws 3DS further than Payday 2 throwing distance)
@rainierdanredondo1278
@rainierdanredondo1278 4 жыл бұрын
(Shoots an MP7 on game cartridge afterwards)
@Noelfriday
@Noelfriday 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainierdanredondo1278 What did Payday 2 do to you?
@rainierdanredondo1278
@rainierdanredondo1278 4 жыл бұрын
@@Noelfriday idk, downed me several times, i guess?
@ziggymcdougal
@ziggymcdougal 8 жыл бұрын
"the guy never pulls out after he takes dancers home" XD Ghast you're to fucking funny, plz shit on Birthright and Revelations.
@BlueToad532
@BlueToad532 8 жыл бұрын
I wish Niles was the main character of this game.
@darth_diminishthewolf8945
@darth_diminishthewolf8945 8 жыл бұрын
i wish shura was the main character since well he is a character with a personality not a gimmick out of this entire cast
@abner9848
@abner9848 8 жыл бұрын
He seriously needs to be in an other game. He's a great character, in my opinion, but his supports and other things don't really say much about him. WARNING-SPOILERS KINDA And the fact that if you play birthright instead of conquest, and you get to the chapter with Leo and his retainers, Corrin had a different Nohrian childhood. What I'm saying is that if you fight Niles with Corrin, they talk about how they were like brothers to each other. I don't know about Odin though. And from what I've seen in Conquest, Corrin didn't know Niles before. Correct me if I'm wrong. If you know.
@BlueToad532
@BlueToad532 8 жыл бұрын
Darth_Diminish The Wolf He would work as well. he has a very Fire Emblem kind of goal. He wants to restore his country. It would be interesting to have a Bow wielding Lord as well.
@eddiezuniga1268
@eddiezuniga1268 5 жыл бұрын
@@BlueToad532 this comment aged well now we have a dark skinned bow lord
@n.l.g.6401
@n.l.g.6401 7 жыл бұрын
I believe this properly captures the majestic train wreck that is Fates. Stellar gameplay, wonderful support convos, but dat plot doe. The part where no one recognized Azura had me banging my head against the wall, and I think exemplifies the amount of stupid that was forced upon the characters in order to justify certain plot points. Also, grats to Corrin for being even more of a Mary Sue than Robin. (ps hinoka is best girl how dare u)
@demonicgamerazazel9866
@demonicgamerazazel9866 7 жыл бұрын
Minimum score to be confirmed mary sue on the Mary Sue Litmus Test: about 50 Corrin's Score: About 140
@julien9901
@julien9901 8 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story? Play Gaiden.
@plaguedoctor3782
@plaguedoctor3782 8 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story? Ike is worst lord.
@drasconboy6349
@drasconboy6349 8 жыл бұрын
Ike? The worst Lord? My good man what are you smoking
@plaguedoctor3782
@plaguedoctor3782 8 жыл бұрын
Drason Vender I blame Radiant Dawn, at least Roy becomes God tier after obtaining the Sword of Seals. I really couldn't be arsed with the shifting perspectives in Radiant Dawn.
@TheAxeLord47911
@TheAxeLord47911 7 жыл бұрын
+Drason Vender So? Who cares if he dislikes Ike? Opinions exist for a reason.
@ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538
@ajtriforcegamerofhyrule8538 4 жыл бұрын
@@plaguedoctor3782 You spelled Corrin wrong don't bring Ike in this
@ipad9025
@ipad9025 8 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT HINOKA WAS SPOT ON
@mateymitch1509
@mateymitch1509 11 ай бұрын
“Leon’s personal screams I hate the lower class” I think about this every time I see Leo in anything.
@FreeTheManXI
@FreeTheManXI 8 жыл бұрын
My new headcanon is that Camus slipped into the deeprealms with Owain, Inigo & Severa, bonked his head and now thinks he's the Prince of Nohr.
@bravencraft8437
@bravencraft8437 8 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing anankos didn't tell him because he was possessing takumi at the time.
@bravencraft8437
@bravencraft8437 8 жыл бұрын
Or he was too busy being insane.
@Skeleton-chan
@Skeleton-chan 8 жыл бұрын
G A Z A K A Z A K
@ApexGale
@ApexGale 8 жыл бұрын
at least there's fun gameplay in it. birthright has shitty chapters AND a subpar plot. the only thing that made birthright bearable was the Nohrian siblings.
@Battlesthegolden
@Battlesthegolden 8 жыл бұрын
Same. Birthright was the most non-engaging story I've ever read. I never literally never felt such a lack of desire to finish a story.
@theelementalist604
@theelementalist604 8 жыл бұрын
that why there is a 3 version of the game
@nicholasfriar8612
@nicholasfriar8612 8 жыл бұрын
....I like birthright more.
@bailey3691
@bailey3691 8 жыл бұрын
+Nick Write Good for you buddy
@monfernova
@monfernova 8 жыл бұрын
Come now. Birthright at least has a better narrative than Conquest.
@tylerl3030
@tylerl3030 3 жыл бұрын
This was my first fire emblem game. I had a fun time trying to play the game not knowing how to do strategy. The only few things I remembered were fish dying being funny even with no idea what the plot was, the staircase level, and the game still being tough on the simplest difficulty.
@StunningMcC
@StunningMcC 5 жыл бұрын
Man. After Three Houses coming out and being fucking amazing, It blows my mind that anyone thought this game was decent
@firenze6478
@firenze6478 5 жыл бұрын
This game was so awful that I actually avoided 3 houses till recently, the trailer led me to believe that they were just gonna waifu pander like fates and give no one good character development
@smithyboi9041
@smithyboi9041 8 жыл бұрын
You know a Fire Emblem game is bad in comparison to others when an archer is the most interesting character (Setsuna, duh).
@jacobe2891
@jacobe2891 8 жыл бұрын
Shura's cooler though. He has ACTUAL reasons for joining Corrin other than "That guy seems pretty cool, I guess".
@smithyboi9041
@smithyboi9041 8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Eppler I was joking. Saizo is my favourite easily.
@jacobe2891
@jacobe2891 8 жыл бұрын
+SmithyInvasion I know. I was just saying that Shura is an interesting archer. Arthur's probably my favorite, next to not Owain and Leo.
@smithyboi9041
@smithyboi9041 8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Eppler My favourite royals are Takumi and Leo. Shura has the best motives to join the team though.
@darth_diminishthewolf8945
@darth_diminishthewolf8945 8 жыл бұрын
shura seems like the only ACUAL Character (aka he isnt a gimmick) in this game altho he dosent get enough development kinda like radiant dawn characters where they are acual characters but dont get enough development
@16Pains
@16Pains 7 жыл бұрын
I loved the game yet I found this satire hilarious you can't fully appreciate a game without seeing it's flaws and laughing at/with the critics
@TheAxeLord47911
@TheAxeLord47911 7 жыл бұрын
True enough.
@silverwindyaku9859
@silverwindyaku9859 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed XD This was hilarious
@serenityrivera7592
@serenityrivera7592 8 жыл бұрын
Dang, this long video makes things so much better. This video is top tier Ghast. Good job. 👍👍👍
@ajh22895
@ajh22895 3 жыл бұрын
Garon's Pizza man just like, fuck it. This prick made me climb a mountain, I'm just gonna drop the pizza in the crater and take some nearby loot as payment.
@percher4824
@percher4824 7 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit, space fish is pretty fucking cute.
@Protagulous
@Protagulous 7 жыл бұрын
20:26 Can you please explain the technique for doing that voice. I NEED THIS IS MY LIFE!!!
@Stardreamx
@Stardreamx 7 жыл бұрын
What's the name of the song that plays from 13:37 onwards? I swear I've heard it before....
@hisuitiki4822
@hisuitiki4822 8 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see what you do with Birthright and Revelation!
@jviolet2253
@jviolet2253 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I need to see one of birthright!
@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven 8 жыл бұрын
+1 for Riki the Legendary Heropon.
@Glace88
@Glace88 7 жыл бұрын
Is there anywhere we can go to watch the gameplay w/ commentary that's show in this?
@mikeschmidt2526
@mikeschmidt2526 5 жыл бұрын
Leo's tome short tell: "do you believe in gravity?"
@takoomer9339
@takoomer9339 4 жыл бұрын
oh shiiiit why is the sun setting so quickly
@Flamelance_Accendo
@Flamelance_Accendo 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta bring this series back lol I'm sure many would love it, I gaurantee it.
@1Iamnotserious
@1Iamnotserious 7 жыл бұрын
"Who builds their kingdom in a crater?" Looks at Tales of the Abyss.
@superdawge808
@superdawge808 7 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these! Your commentary is magic
@Rezkeshdadesh
@Rezkeshdadesh 8 жыл бұрын
Ghast, are you doing the Revelations LP with Mangs?
@pikachu896
@pikachu896 8 жыл бұрын
Hey Ghast, I heard some Xenoblade music in the background (Riki's theme), does that mean you've played Xenoblade? And if so, what did you think of the story?
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 5 жыл бұрын
"Killing the mom instead of the dad." "Turns into a shonen protagonist" ya see... Those usually go together
@pokedude720
@pokedude720 8 жыл бұрын
what is the background music? I know it's from Awakening, but I can't place where in the game it plays.
@pokedude720
@pokedude720 8 жыл бұрын
+TKO Spades what?
@sharpeylogic2907
@sharpeylogic2907 8 жыл бұрын
Think it's called, "But Frederick, it's nearly dark!"
@cosmicanomaly3403
@cosmicanomaly3403 5 жыл бұрын
By any chance can you do genealogy of the holy war ? Cause I haven't actually played Genealogy
@whimsy7459
@whimsy7459 8 жыл бұрын
I only lasted until 2:47 before I lost it. How far did you get?
@probablyafilthyweeb5904
@probablyafilthyweeb5904 8 жыл бұрын
0:01
@whimsy7459
@whimsy7459 8 жыл бұрын
ProbablyAFilthyWeeb That's respectable
@TheRedScizor
@TheRedScizor 8 жыл бұрын
23:38
@ReineDeLaSeine14
@ReineDeLaSeine14 8 жыл бұрын
The ISIS containing sword
@Mr_SU
@Mr_SU 8 жыл бұрын
I made it to the end because I thought it was a good video
@rareshippingbird4356
@rareshippingbird4356 7 жыл бұрын
Please Do All 3 paths, I need it!
@aalextm8552
@aalextm8552 7 жыл бұрын
Can we expect Birthright and Revelations? I'm REALLY late, but I would like to know
@ThatBritishMexican
@ThatBritishMexican 7 жыл бұрын
I hate to ask but, can someone explain the Josey joke? I feel like context is needed there
@DJStriker106
@DJStriker106 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder when that girl from Cysrkensia will ever come back *performing arts banner* oh hey she’s back! Wait......She was Azura the whole time?!?! *cue dramatic duhn duhn duhn!!!!* Nah Jk I knew all along
@LeoTheGamingCat
@LeoTheGamingCat 5 жыл бұрын
Having just beaten both Birthright and Conquest... Birthright is clearly the option the game wants you to pick outside of Revelations. First, everyone in Nohr is almost completely dickish, and really just come across as "we aren't killing you because our whinny brother told us not to"
@caitealyssa
@caitealyssa 8 жыл бұрын
So are you gonna make a Girthright vid? I can't imagine what you could do since the first seven minutes of this video goes for br too. I can see Revelations tho- since there's a good difference in the story.
@Briver64
@Briver64 8 жыл бұрын
Gr8 video, my man. Can I expect some plot reviews for the other fates paths as well?
@mordi9286
@mordi9286 7 жыл бұрын
The "flowing through water" cutscene reminds me of Code Geass
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 7 жыл бұрын
"Buy Birthright instead." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! XD
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 7 жыл бұрын
:Play Birthright after this." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
@QQuilll
@QQuilll 8 жыл бұрын
I dunno if you've ever been asked and responded to this before, but I'm going to ask you, are you going to do a "This is what happens in..." for the FE Tellius games?
@RibbyCribby
@RibbyCribby 8 жыл бұрын
great as always ghast
@Amberstorm1999
@Amberstorm1999 8 жыл бұрын
Oh thank god, thank you Ghast, this is fucking amazing
@Mark-cj2oo
@Mark-cj2oo 8 жыл бұрын
Please tell me that there will be a "This is what happens in" for birthright and revelations. Great video btw
@amazingtoaster9606
@amazingtoaster9606 8 жыл бұрын
Will you do Birthright (and maybe even Revelation) Next?
@WatashiWaBigBoy
@WatashiWaBigBoy 8 жыл бұрын
Loving the drawings! Good work.
@13crystals61
@13crystals61 2 жыл бұрын
Ghast: Ghizak(idk how to spell it) is the best axe user in the franchise Hector: *Sad badass noises*
@dabage553
@dabage553 8 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful, ghast. I loved how extremely faithful it was to the old Fire Emblem fan, but damn the story is just laughable. The story is as bad as Awakening.
@Druid-T
@Druid-T 8 жыл бұрын
are you talking about the video or the game, because if you're talking about the game there's something wrong with you
@Druid-T
@Druid-T 8 жыл бұрын
+Lord Tullus 9 I was talking to Luna
@dabage553
@dabage553 8 жыл бұрын
Tony Power Talking about the game.
@Druid-T
@Druid-T 8 жыл бұрын
+Luna is Best Waifu about it being faithful to the old Fire Emblem games?
@dabage553
@dabage553 8 жыл бұрын
Tony Power Faithful as in they actually gave a damn about map design and gameplay. Story in some aspects too, but you can see how Intelligent Systems was trying to win back the respect of the pre-Awakening fans.
@eepy7764
@eepy7764 8 жыл бұрын
Loved the video, got any plans on doing one for Birthright, Revelations?
@KinjiroTsuchiya66
@KinjiroTsuchiya66 4 жыл бұрын
I love ALL of the insults/descriptions of the characters
@TriStain69
@TriStain69 7 жыл бұрын
Man, somebody dislikes Elise. She really isn't that bad
@TheBreakingBenny
@TheBreakingBenny 7 жыл бұрын
At first she seemed bad because of acting, probably.
@gatekeeper3833
@gatekeeper3833 7 жыл бұрын
elise is trash
@jviolet2253
@jviolet2253 5 жыл бұрын
How dare you. Elise is such a cinnamon roll!
@CelestialPenguin23
@CelestialPenguin23 10 ай бұрын
Elise was really sweet. I really loved her supports with the other characters
@Yuukecchi
@Yuukecchi 8 жыл бұрын
so what is the best fire emblem? the one with the most plot, most lore and most logic?
@probablyafilthyweeb5904
@probablyafilthyweeb5904 8 жыл бұрын
Genealogy of the Holy War or FE 7
@Yuukecchi
@Yuukecchi 8 жыл бұрын
thank you, as there is a lot of problems with fe14 i would like to play the most logically sense making one
@PKMNtrainerOrange
@PKMNtrainerOrange 8 жыл бұрын
I'd recommend Sacred Stones over those other two. Geneology is incredibly tedious and practically requires a guide. FE7 is good but the story and characters are a bit weaker.
@April-tg2vl
@April-tg2vl 8 жыл бұрын
It's def not FE7, FE7 has almost as many plotholes as FE14 LOL FE9 and 10 have the most lore for sure and my favorite plot. (they're a duology)
@PKMNtrainerOrange
@PKMNtrainerOrange 8 жыл бұрын
Hydrentine FE7 doesn't have many if any plotholes. It just takes more then one playthrough to see the entire story.
@AlejandroRodolfoMendez
@AlejandroRodolfoMendez 5 жыл бұрын
could you do the other routes of fates too? please
@hypertane
@hypertane 8 жыл бұрын
ive been waiting so long for this, cant wait
@MattMorency
@MattMorency 3 жыл бұрын
Ghast: "Getting these weapons meant accomplishing something, whereas this game sorta does this:" Ad for hot sauce: I heard you have some spicy opinions.
@Spongette
@Spongette 7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed playing through Conquest, Clearly the storyline, and the whole game for that matter, was flawed but it did captivate me to get into the Fire Emblem series that I never bothered with before that. I'm happy this video exists because it brought me a great laugh. so, thanks!
@josephmclain7796
@josephmclain7796 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, Finally I've been waiting for this!
@Gamer1288
@Gamer1288 7 жыл бұрын
Are you going to do Birthrights and Revelations as well?
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