This Is Why You Shouldn't Study Theory

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Chess Simp

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4 ай бұрын

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@HeyBous13
@HeyBous13 4 ай бұрын
Blundering the queen is a book move
@Bukakanga
@Bukakanga 4 ай бұрын
ah, the famous Botez gambit...
@Muataran
@Muataran 4 ай бұрын
Maybe if I were writing it
@mr.d8747
@mr.d8747 4 ай бұрын
*It's a canon event*
@jayer.
@jayer. 4 ай бұрын
True. It has its own Chapter in the book "Mistakes in chess and how to avoid them"
@daniel6678
@daniel6678 4 ай бұрын
the 100-rated gambit
@TheLadida42
@TheLadida42 4 ай бұрын
I think this challenge would have only ever been possible if we just counted simps captures
@Frauger
@Frauger 4 ай бұрын
Or just an opponent who didn't get white pieces, or even just anyone of the 80% of players who start E4. It's hard to not get at least a couple more book moves out of king's pawn.
@sgas
@sgas 4 ай бұрын
pretty sure that was the point
@smippycis6285
@smippycis6285 4 ай бұрын
If the opponent played E4 instead of E3 the defense with the knights and pawns would've been book moves right? The only reason that they became non-Book moves was that E3.?
@ziliusHubris
@ziliusHubris 4 ай бұрын
The problem with this is that Simp have literally completed no capture challenges, so it kinda makes this challenge redundant
@Gugnar678
@Gugnar678 4 ай бұрын
@@smippycis6285cant continue with book moves if one player already ended theory. The queen move wasnt a book move, therefore everything after that, also isnt a bookmove
@Kiwigigante
@Kiwigigante 4 ай бұрын
Simp: make artistic attacks and elaborated plans 100 rated guy: ME TAKE PAWN
@Zenyx64
@Zenyx64 4 ай бұрын
Why yes, that is indeed what makes these videos funny.
@mingyue_chen
@mingyue_chen 4 ай бұрын
This 100 rated guy seems careful enough to have avoided many queen blunders up to that point.
@mohsinabdulshukur
@mohsinabdulshukur 4 ай бұрын
​@@mingyue_chenwait did he blunder the queen at last Wasn't he trading queens
@fatcheeks9830
@fatcheeks9830 4 ай бұрын
@@mohsinabdulshukur there was nothing defending his queen
@mingyue_chen
@mingyue_chen 4 ай бұрын
@@mohsinabdulshukur It is a blunder. After white takes black queen, black has nothing to take back, no?
@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 4 ай бұрын
With a somewhat decent opening, this actually would be a nice challenge. But of course there's only so much you can do when your opponent opens with 1. e3.
@NYKevin100
@NYKevin100 4 ай бұрын
Why do 100s open with e3 anyway? Surely they are not actually trying to play the Van Kruijs opening, and it's not to play Qh5 Bc4 etc. because you can do that after e4. Is it just because they're afraid of blundering the pawn on e4?
@chesscomsupport8689
@chesscomsupport8689 4 ай бұрын
@@NYKevin100 Maybe they aren't trying to play a particular opening. They just pick out an available move in the position (which in the case happens to be the starting position) that they feel like playing at that moment.
@NotBamOrBing
@NotBamOrBing 4 ай бұрын
​@@NYKevin100they're stupid
@Muffinmurdurer
@Muffinmurdurer 4 ай бұрын
​@@chesscomsupport8689if you want the thought process behind that move: 1. they wanted to get the queen out 2. they dont want anyone to play any confusing openings like the caro kann or the scandi, so e4 is off the table 3. they're scared that if their pawn goes too far they'll forget about it and it'll be captured, so keeping it close prevents the opponent from actually attacking it 4. the concept of tempo is entirely foreign to them so if they ever need to move it to e4 they absolutely can and will never consider that they should've just done that from the start 5. they have seen it work maybe twice before, and are sure that the opening is fine and doesn't need to change
@LeoKinhg
@LeoKinhg 4 ай бұрын
​​@@NYKevin100I'm almost 100% sure that they play it because they think it's a safe move. You are not opening your position and your pieces are all underdeveloped, so the opponent can't do much. Most rookies play like that when they are learning. My mother used to play this same opening when I was teaching her. She would play 1.e3 or 1.d3 every time she got white.
@entrefilmes.emaratonas
@entrefilmes.emaratonas 4 ай бұрын
This guy had only 2 books in his backpack
@enderyu
@enderyu 4 ай бұрын
And then he chose violence twice, tragic
@thisguy1818
@thisguy1818 4 ай бұрын
You can't trap my girlfriend if I don't have any
@awes5893
@awes5893 4 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mind a visit from the cat though.
@ArcaneBolt32
@ArcaneBolt32 4 ай бұрын
You get a sense for when Simp's video is about to end. And if you want an idea for how to feel it... when fhey start to needlessly explain why "The opponent shouldn't" or they say "I've got an idea..." 2~ minutes in, you know its coming. Obviously without looking at the timeline.
@paulamarina04
@paulamarina04 4 ай бұрын
alternatively, you sometimes get something like: simp: *pends a good while explaining a really complicated sequence of moves* opponent: *does exactly as simp said they would, probably following a much simpler plan* simp: "they saw it"
@Xaiclun
@Xaiclun 4 ай бұрын
Also a good give away is when he tries out something risky for the challange and says something like "there is an obvious mate in 10 moves if they take this piece/pawn"
@kylemccombmusic
@kylemccombmusic 4 ай бұрын
See I just feel like I've started to get a feel for the 100s. I can sense the random blunders before they happen
@blahmarduk
@blahmarduk 4 ай бұрын
Oldest book was written on clay tablets around 1800 bc, good ol Gilgamesh
@grafd7467
@grafd7467 4 ай бұрын
Book is a form of recording. Not the long text itself
@martinmarkov9707
@martinmarkov9707 4 ай бұрын
Oldest books were written on leather.
@PelicanOfDeath
@PelicanOfDeath 4 ай бұрын
@@martinmarkov9707 Velum doesn't count, it's gotta be paper.
@cavemann_
@cavemann_ 4 ай бұрын
Oldest book of which we have confirmed the existence of.
@pt3ren
@pt3ren 4 ай бұрын
@@PelicanOfDeath what a ridiculous thing to say. a book painted on a cave wall or drawn on animal skins or carved into a pad of wax or drawn on the skin of a storyteller or stored in a magnetized strip or emitted in pulses of light is just as much a book as one written with ink on paper. you would have us discount thousands of years of stories simply because they were not recorded in a medium YOU personally deem legitimate.
@Rackox
@Rackox 4 ай бұрын
You tried sir, you really did. Although you may have failed, you did so with honor.
@Hitchhiker38onlyonyt
@Hitchhiker38onlyonyt 4 ай бұрын
As soon as you pushed d5 I knew what was coming
@kuznechiks
@kuznechiks 4 ай бұрын
The end actually jumpscared me even though i was expecting it
@farouqbaiti4315
@farouqbaiti4315 4 ай бұрын
The last move of your opponent jump-scared my heart.😯
@MurriciTerceiro
@MurriciTerceiro 4 ай бұрын
Probably jump-scared simp as well, since it took less than 3 seconds for him to do it
@farouqbaiti4315
@farouqbaiti4315 4 ай бұрын
I agree ☝🏻.
@grizs_
@grizs_ 4 ай бұрын
Alright, so I'm not alone haha
@RabbitEarsCh
@RabbitEarsCh 4 ай бұрын
The ONE TIME they use the Van't Kruijs opening...
@lonelyPorterCH
@lonelyPorterCH 4 ай бұрын
How unfortunate for your enemy to start like that^^
@MaulLerGamer
@MaulLerGamer 4 ай бұрын
Simp is getting better and better at perfectly cut end I love it XD Thanks for making me laugh
@RuptimusPrime
@RuptimusPrime 4 ай бұрын
The line about books not existing before 500 BCE really triggered me.
@hodeesy
@hodeesy 4 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to say chess but the pen is mightier than the sword
@user-ti4di1uh2d
@user-ti4di1uh2d 4 ай бұрын
White on move 2 have quite a bit of theory left actually. Apart from what you say in the vid, there’s at least b3, d4 and Nc3. Of course it doesn’t matter since the guy is basically Nelson in disguise.
@Zulk_RS
@Zulk_RS 4 ай бұрын
This was such a intense match.
@dancanfilm9626
@dancanfilm9626 4 ай бұрын
That rant about books in the begining was hilarious
@ChrisSeltzer
@ChrisSeltzer 4 ай бұрын
It depends on how you define book but The Epic of Gilgamesh dates from around 2500 BC and there are almost certainly long written stories from before that.
@veritasmod7013
@veritasmod7013 4 ай бұрын
*ANTI SPOILER BARRIER*
@melody._.3251
@melody._.3251 4 ай бұрын
You ain't anti-spoiling anything
@MrSamwise25
@MrSamwise25 4 ай бұрын
+
@dantemeriere5890
@dantemeriere5890 4 ай бұрын
You can feel the trauma in Simp's words at the start of the video as he recalls all the books his asian parents forced him to read.
@inperangua
@inperangua 4 ай бұрын
I really think challenges that can failed by enemy are usually pretty bad to watch. If challenge was limiting only simp captures I think it'd be way more entertaining
@corporalsiva
@corporalsiva 4 ай бұрын
That last pawn take was a jumpscare
@Taran858
@Taran858 4 ай бұрын
Challenge would have been more reasonable if it didn't include opponent's captures.
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 4 ай бұрын
Curse you, books!
@fissionphoenix4995
@fissionphoenix4995 4 ай бұрын
The opponent very much acted like an unpaid non-actor.
@Infarlock
@Infarlock 4 ай бұрын
New vid arrived just for lunch
@mikeCD62
@mikeCD62 4 ай бұрын
That ending had me laughing hysterically
@neonavarro918
@neonavarro918 4 ай бұрын
You talk alotta smack for someone who can't read 100 rated players
@aralornwolf3140
@aralornwolf3140 4 ай бұрын
That's because he isn't a coward!
@annaairahala9462
@annaairahala9462 4 ай бұрын
This challenge is a fun one, since every game is going to be different
@NWRIBronco6
@NWRIBronco6 4 ай бұрын
Yeah 100 rated chess players have a different book... And the scholars' mate attack is for sure in that book!
@BrainInJar
@BrainInJar 4 ай бұрын
He who can read but doesn’t has no advantage over he who cannot read at all.
@Blackrunestol
@Blackrunestol 4 ай бұрын
This was over from the very first move.
@shinysniper9537
@shinysniper9537 4 ай бұрын
hpw many book moves was that though? Maybe you could’ve gone for a quick mate
@eyeronthegamer
@eyeronthegamer 4 ай бұрын
Challenge failed in the end: "What the f-*outro jojo song*"
@EliasHasle
@EliasHasle 4 ай бұрын
It was a WTF move, but with no "WTF". I think it was a really good ending.
@jimsilsby3841
@jimsilsby3841 4 ай бұрын
I wish we could have seen the game end screen to find out how many book moves there really were.
@pickaxe4248
@pickaxe4248 29 күн бұрын
3:35 lol
@mcknackus4721
@mcknackus4721 4 ай бұрын
queen jumpscare
@wiesorix
@wiesorix 4 ай бұрын
according to the theory of 100 rated players, these were at least 5 book moves
@Pepso8P
@Pepso8P 4 ай бұрын
Mid explanation ending is just... Mmmm, perfect.
@Benny_-pb5lb
@Benny_-pb5lb 4 ай бұрын
Me See Pawn Me Take Pawn!
@anzyroadside2374
@anzyroadside2374 4 ай бұрын
The mission isn't even feasible in 100-rated chess. Expecting book moves from a beginner is a blunder.
@artstsym
@artstsym 4 ай бұрын
Jumpscare capture XD
@TheLiverX
@TheLiverX 4 ай бұрын
A 100-rated player is a sometimes malfunctioning blunder machine
@davidprince6877
@davidprince6877 4 ай бұрын
Can you not make another book move later in the game? I don't actually know what makes a move a book move. I assume it's accepted beginner strategy or something.
@badman5363
@badman5363 4 ай бұрын
A book move is just an opening theory move.
@gavinday9340
@gavinday9340 4 ай бұрын
The oldest known scroll is the Diary of Merer, which can be dated to c. 2568 BCE in the reign of the Pharaoh Khufu or Cheops due to its contents. Scrolls were used by many early civilizations before the codex, or bound book with pages, was invented by the Romans and popularized by Christianity.
@HaydenNK3
@HaydenNK3 4 ай бұрын
This one was a funny one. Pretty difficult but Simp did their best! I think the challenge would have been less impossible if we only counted Simp's captures, especially if Simp is playing black
@AlexanderWeixelbaumer
@AlexanderWeixelbaumer 4 ай бұрын
A challenge that would have been easier if the opponent was at least 1000 ELO points higher rated
@ethermelt4780
@ethermelt4780 4 ай бұрын
How did the saying go? If you try and argue with the uneducated you will always lose because they'll drag you down to their level where you're unarmed?
@nagitoad
@nagitoad 4 ай бұрын
I think it's like Don't argue with an idiot because they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience Though your's was very close
@SoujiOkitaTwo
@SoujiOkitaTwo 2 ай бұрын
You misinterpreted the challenge. Only _your_ captures are supposed to count towards the max.
@Poyntlesss
@Poyntlesss 4 ай бұрын
The video lasted far longer than I expected.
@ListersHatsune
@ListersHatsune 4 ай бұрын
I have read one book in my life voluntarily but I have read more books than I have fought people in anger
@thesugareater8607
@thesugareater8607 4 ай бұрын
Id argue that there were more than 2 book moves considering that the scholars mate is part of theory
@ihatechaucer4413
@ihatechaucer4413 4 ай бұрын
Honest question: Why does it seem that almost every 100 rated player only go for Scholar’s Mate? Does it work that often?
@robmilnejazz
@robmilnejazz 4 ай бұрын
If it worked often, they wouldn't be 100 rated
@ussxrequin
@ussxrequin 4 ай бұрын
You did your best, and that's all anyone can ask of you.
@jamesmoelling3766
@jamesmoelling3766 4 ай бұрын
The side tabs say "Subscribe or my cat will trap your girlfriend" jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend!
@SnackFoodCentral
@SnackFoodCentral 4 ай бұрын
According to the rules you could have just taken the queen when they took e5
@davidmaggiesmith9758
@davidmaggiesmith9758 4 ай бұрын
That’s MY favorite opening as white!!!
@harrycrab1677
@harrycrab1677 4 ай бұрын
should have just blundered mate from the queen only a pawn would’ve been captured. the challenge never said you had to win
@altogrey9712
@altogrey9712 4 ай бұрын
Man all these challenges recently have just been impossible. Or needs absurd levels of luck to pull off.
@timonix2
@timonix2 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, there should be more than 2 book moves there. At least the first four moves are in my opening book
@squarerat672
@squarerat672 4 ай бұрын
Never been this early to a Chess Simp video. Feels good. 😁
@qwertyman506
@qwertyman506 4 ай бұрын
At least you tried
@Karn0010
@Karn0010 4 ай бұрын
Never trust in the 100 rated players. For a Canadian he was rather aggressive, I was expecting passive aggressiveness from a Canadian.
@mjbalbo
@mjbalbo 4 ай бұрын
Simp you are my favourite chess channel 👍
@bluemystic7501
@bluemystic7501 4 ай бұрын
Legit lol'd
@grodioz
@grodioz 4 ай бұрын
All theory to me
@onerevenant1211
@onerevenant1211 4 ай бұрын
You fell for the oldest trick in the book
@Skelegoblin
@Skelegoblin 4 ай бұрын
Just tell them it's defended I beg you
@greenpepperpasta
@greenpepperpasta 4 ай бұрын
Wait, you're telling me Qh5 isn't a book move??
@zionj104
@zionj104 4 ай бұрын
Simp has once again forgotten that 100 rated players can't see more than 3 squares
@lastar7824
@lastar7824 4 ай бұрын
I eat books
@MattMorency
@MattMorency 4 ай бұрын
Subscribe or my cat will trap your girlfriend.
@kingyodah5415
@kingyodah5415 4 ай бұрын
There is hope and there is reality 😁
@dhruvkapur2671
@dhruvkapur2671 4 ай бұрын
your cat cant trap my girlfriend, if i dont have a girlfriend
@wendellgutierrez761
@wendellgutierrez761 4 ай бұрын
These impossible challenges are more annoying than they are entertaining... I miss the time when most of the challenges were challenging but achievable
@TheScreenMan
@TheScreenMan 4 ай бұрын
I don't know if you should end your videos with a jumpscare like that. Or maybe you should, IDC.
@puregero
@puregero 4 ай бұрын
nooo, not my girlfriend that I don't have
@ixi4390
@ixi4390 4 ай бұрын
Always trust the 100 rated to do the least logical thing
@someaccount5200
@someaccount5200 4 ай бұрын
The first actual writing were on stone tablets, so they are far older than what you said
@NoomStuff
@NoomStuff 4 ай бұрын
Video 80 of asking simp to play fps chess
@arifezwan8893
@arifezwan8893 4 ай бұрын
Why can't he be normal and go e4
@oro5421
@oro5421 4 ай бұрын
Anti-spoiler barrier?..
@D4N1011011
@D4N1011011 4 ай бұрын
why didn't you take his queen with the horse?
@hypsin0
@hypsin0 4 ай бұрын
Simp decided that only one capture was allowed during the game, and the enemy had already captured a pawn. Capturing the queen would mean making a second capture
@kameqblindweaver8296
@kameqblindweaver8296 3 ай бұрын
If chess simp read books he'd know that science is actually a very new school of thought and does not predate books. Even if you count Aristotle
@NotBamOrBing
@NotBamOrBing 4 ай бұрын
People who open with e3 should be banned for life
@moderndayvampire1469
@moderndayvampire1469 4 ай бұрын
Good job lasting 3 minutes, if anything.
@jorgitoislamico4224
@jorgitoislamico4224 4 ай бұрын
Last anime clip explains the massive cope at the beginning Read books, people of the Earth Or at least Wikipedia articles, doesn't matter, just read
@Aceathon
@Aceathon 4 ай бұрын
Being black in this challenge is rough.
@ippo4502
@ippo4502 4 ай бұрын
warriors don't read books
@shikagohan
@shikagohan 4 ай бұрын
Joke's on you, u don't have a girlfriend
@gus3000spam
@gus3000spam 4 ай бұрын
📔
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon 4 ай бұрын
the ending was crazy (anti spoiler barrier 🚧)
@Zulk_RS
@Zulk_RS 4 ай бұрын
WTF is this comment?
@lukecox6317
@lukecox6317 4 ай бұрын
ANTI-SPOILER BARRIER
@abbsi.
@abbsi. 4 ай бұрын
There is only one true God. Jesus Christ
@Aaronrose575
@Aaronrose575 4 ай бұрын
Wrong, the first actual text comes from clay tablets, around 3500 BC, _before_ that nobody actually read anything (unless you count prototext as text)
@goblinkoma
@goblinkoma 4 ай бұрын
silly of you to assume i have a gf
@dwilliam6927
@dwilliam6927 3 ай бұрын
Promo>SM 😱
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