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Avoiding anything with Melissa McCarthy has served me well in life so far, I see no reason whatsoever to change that.

To be fair, the story about you being in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep conversation with a 300 lb ex soldier named Yuri about how the mailboxes in Kyiv were telling him to hurt people sounds more interesting than anything we got in the last 10 years.

When an 8 minute review is way funnier than it's 2 hour movie counterpart. Now that's entertainment

“We have a serum that can turn regular people into super heroes... but who do we test it on..? Ah yes, of course! Two middle aged, over weight women!”

"The guy running for mayor of Chicago turns out to be the world's most obvious villain" Well at least they kept it realistic.

Imagine all the talented actors out there who never get a shot to showcase themselves in highly advertised projects yet Melissa McCarthy is never out of movies. Life isn’t fair haha

The placement of a Slayer t-shirt here has to be the most Un-Slayer thing ever.

I'm gonna be honest. The title of this video scared me. When I saw the title "Thunder Force is Garbage" I thought to myself "Oh, he'd BETTER NOT be talking shit about Thunder Force! Those were some of the best SHMUP games on the Sega Genesis!" Then I watched the video, realized it was about a giant turd shat forth from the SJW butthole, and I felt better.

The mayor of Chicago turning out to be a supervillian is the most realistic part.

I love how Emily's power to turn invisible literally just means she sits in a corner and does absolutely nothing in all the fight scenes

This looks so bad that it feels like Netflix should pay *me* every month.

The Drinker: “Do you remember in Ghostbusters 2016 where...” Me: “ No. No, I do not.”

This movie does not help the stereotype that women aren't funny.

"More sober than a Mormon on Sunday." Words to live by.

Turning invisible is the best power because you can just casually nope out of a conversation

"This just in: Netflix will now just show up to your house and pump untreated sewage directly into your living room"

Soon as I saw the ad on prime and Melissa McCarthy’s face, I already knew.

I'm so proud to have worked on the worst film of 2021... we all knew it was hot garbage before we even saw the final product... edit: I still haven't watched it XD

I sometimes feel bad for Melissa McCarthy. She was brought into the Hollywood fold because she represents an average, unglamorous, ordinary woman. And then they relegated her to a joke. How is that supposed to make us average, unglamorous people feel about Hollywood?

My mother is going to make me watch this later today. Pray for me.

Mormon here, this movie makes me want to take up drinking to forget.

I have to say that I suffer a lot less nausea and formless rage since I cancelled Hollywood in my life. Videos like this confirm my choice to be a mentally healthier person. Thank you.

4:19-5:16 In 57 seconds, Critical Drinker shows more creativity than everyone in Hollywood combined.

“Parents were killed by villains” Wow, what an original idea.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them get drunk and watch shitty movies so we don't have to. Thanks Drinker, you are making the world a better place.

Apparently it didn't give them the superpower to refuse boxes of donuts under extreme pressure.

You know, they could have had such a great plot element with the sociopaths. The sociopaths could be the only ones that are making themselves known and that stupid serum doesn't do anything beyond amplify the dormant abilities given to children that were exposed. Just one of many corrections

Melissa McCarthy is the epitome of a one note actor. She's the same character in EVERY movie!

Melissa McCarthy is one of my "red flag" actors. I avoid any movie that casts her.

It's heartbreaking to realize that the tens of millions that went into this movie could have easily fed the main characters for days.

Thunder Force basically copied a similar formula as the 80's TV show "The Greatest American Hero" and somehow made it less funny.

The Drinker watched this movie? You sir are the hero we need and deserve.

The movie was directed by Melissa McCarthy’s husband. You know, the one you’ve never heard of. A lot of favors were cashed.

Man.... I am so glad your channel exists. You’re consistently making valid points, as well as being freakin’ HILARIOUS. Keep. It. Up.

Apparently fighting super villains hasn't gotten in the way of the Hero's food binging time.

Saw this on a flight home and people still got up and walked out.

"Seriously, this movie's about as amusing as a fucking cancer diagnosis." - Critical, The Drinker LEGEND

I personally wouldve liked it if the main character was a miscriant and slowly became a better person but has to battle with becoming a good person or keeping their powers or something but we got this....... "yay"

The more sober than a Mormon on Sunday line got me laugh in my face off. I’m Mormon. And I can confirm the most sober I’ve ever been was on a Sunday.

"She looks bored, uncomfortable and embarrassed" Much like the audience?

A minute of silence for The Drinker's eyes and ears, we shall not forget their sacrifice to warn the world of such a calamity.

I think something that could have made this movie at least a little interesting, is if there was a plot twist that none of the supervillains were insane before getting their powers, that it's a misconception that powers were only given to crazy people and instead those supposedly blessed with super powers were gradually driven insane by it. This could lead our protagonists whose names I can't remember to wonder if their own new powers are also going to drive them insane and add a layer of tension as they start to worry about their own mental states as well as the safety of the people around them all while trying their best to fend off the villains and save the city. You could even have them worrying for different reasons, with Melissa Mcarthy's character worrying about herself more than anything while her partner worries she may accidentally hurt her own daughter should the worst happen. At least then there would actually be something to this movie besides awful attempts at what I can only assume are supposed to be jokes

"You’ll be more sober than a Mormon on Sunday" As a Mormon I can say, "Dang, that's pretty sober."

I was hoping he’d mention the grandma scene where she says “You guys didn’t think I knew you were thunder force.” THEY LITERALLY DONT WEAR MASK THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE

There's a theory that says : "if there's a Netflix watermark on it, chances are, it's a 4/10 movie at best"

1:44 Nice use of Sam Neill's nightmare scream from Event Horizon. I approve.

I like the scene were the 3 ton bus, try's to pick up Malissa McCarthy.

Thunder force sounds like what happens on the toilet after a good night out

The comparison with the fake comedy movie from ''Tropic Thunder'' is soooo spot-on, it's almost scary if you think about it.

Ayeeeee thanks for the shoutout to us mormons 😂

Before Hollywood tries to sell me one more “Sexy Fat Girl” story, I want to see what the wives and girlfriends of the producers, writers, director, and male actors look like.

My two roommates literally just put this movie on and I could tell in the first five seconds that it would be garbage, and low and behold while it’s on, the Drinker drops this video. Perfect.

Oh, that's what that was. Got a notification from Netflix saying "we think you'll like this." Generally, if Netflix recommends something to me, I treat it like a 3cm kidneystone; it's gonna be a hard pass.

The villain actor did a great job in Boardwalk Empire

You're review has provided the most screen time I have consumed from Melissa McCarthy in the last decade. I did watch "Samantha Who?" which featured MM as a very background character where she did not try to be funny very hard (or, maybe she did, dunno).

I wish Hollywood would make more movies like this until they destroy themselves. How much punishment at the box office can they take?

This is literally the first time I've heard of this. I guess my goal of purposely distancing myself from mainstream society is working flawlessly.

I only found out this existed (and I have netflix) cause ur channel is awesome and ur reviews brutally honest. Speakers of truth have few friends, but lots of followers thankfully. The irony of loving ur channel and at the same time finding out this farce of a movie exist because I watch ur channel, I figured what an interesting dichotomy u and ur fans would appreciate. Lol

she’s not qualified to be wearing a slayer shirt

Me: "Hollywood literally couldn't lower the quality any more than they have." Melissa McCarthy: "Hold my burger."

"I once spent the night in a Ukrainian jail cell having a deep and insightful conversation with a 300 pound ex-soldier named Yuri about why the mailboxes in Kiev were telling him to hurt people" I see meeting Tatiana's parents went well.

I hadn't dropped by in a while but glad to see you're at 777K subs now.

So is basically Melissa McCarthy writing dumb movies and then signing up Academy Award winners to pump up her curriculum in the vague idea that they'll transfer their talent to her just by hanging around?

"You'll be more sober than a Mormon on Sunday." As a Mormon, I approve of this joke.

You wanna get wasted? Take one shot every time a man is ridiculized, bashed, insulted or womansplained.

I suppose since Melissa McCarthy got an Oscar nomination for her role in Bridesmaids, she thought to herself “that worked,” so she keeps playing the same character in every movie.

"Remember in Ghostbusters 2016...?" Nope. I've made it my life's mission to NEVER see it. I leave it to other people to be pissed off for the rest of their lives because they saw it.

Bored, Uncomfortable and Embarrassed perfectly describes Octavia's acting in this movie. You nailed it.

Netflix is truly amazing, with such hits like cuties and thunder force.

"ThunderForce is nobody's finest hour" - In all fairness, the original music by Corey Taylor, Scott Ian, Dave Lombardo and co was pretty fuckin' rad. My kid enjoyed the movie, I got to scroll through reddit - so it's not a complete loss.

Bateman as the crab was the only thing that came even close to a chuckle for me.

He watches so we dont have to. Which is why he drinks. Dont let his sacrifice be in vain.

According to South Park, Netflix will say yes to anything. Seems like they were right.

Even jussie smollett agrees Chicago attacked him in this movie

*new, ultra-woke melissa mccarthy movie releases* Drinker: "Heh, *flicks cigarette*, fish in a barrel"

Watched it with my wife yesterday. I thought it was beyond terrible. She thought it was funny. I'm now second-guessing my life choices. 😂

I think we should all be thankful that Drinker has put this video out so quickly, we won't need to watch this shit (even by mistake)

How can you say this movie sucks? Netflix is telling me that this is one of the best movies this year.

Just came across this video. I've watch a lot of them since I found your channel three months ago. And I've been waiting for a Mormon joke. Good on ya! Very classy!

It's the SNL theory of movie making: take a second rate idea, add some second rate jokes, and make sure the actors are selected for their "wokeness".

As an old school gamer, I now have to spend the rest of my life saying, "No, the OTHER Thunder Force"...

For me, the major sin is that Thunder Force is a kick ass awesome old game, and first time seeing this name in this movie got me so confused...

I love your Videos Drinker. Your sense of Humor is priceless btw have you covered Idiocrazy?

I can't help but think there would be fewer repeat offenders in the prison system if we just forced the incarcerated to watch marathons of Melissa McCarthy movies in every room played at .25 speed.

Melissa McCarthy: you guys want to see me play the fat funny girl again Everyone: No please God No! Melissa McCarthy:you want me to make another movie with my husband again? Everyone: No please God no! Melissa McCarthy: okay just cuz you guys asked for it I'm going to play the funny fat girl again and make a movie with my husband you're welcome! Everyone: Lord Please Take Me now what did I do to deserve this punishment 😭😭

When I watched the trailer, I knew, there will be a Drinker video about this. And now I am happy.

5:30 the absolute best moment of my life was hearing that

Wait... two friends from school/studies, who have grown estrange, with one becoming a good scientist and the other just becoming Melissa McCarthy - that's EXACTLY the foundation for two main leads from Ghostbusters 2016!!!

I have absolutely no interest in watching this show, but waking up to the drinker having a new review is an absolute pleasure.

I like to think Melissa McCarthy eating raw chicken wasn't part of the movie. They just caught her eating raw chicken and decided to film it.

I remember seeing both McCarthy and Spencer appearing on Graham Norton when this came out, and it was obvious that the latter wanted nothing more than to put this shitshow behind her.

I have a strong stoma for crap films but only made it half an hour in before I had to quit. It started to hurt my soul. I got the feeling that at the end of a days filming everyone went home and just sat in silence for a while. Sitting alone at the kitchen table, unable to look at their loved ones in the face. Starring at the wisps of steam coming off of a cup of tea and wondering what their life might be if they didn't have to pay a mortgage. Gathering the remains of their tattered spirit before finally being able to rejoin their family, the hugs of their children reminding them of what's important and giving them the strength to go back the next day to continue their contribution to a cultural turd so awful it will haunt their every quiet moment for the rest of their lives.

Drinkers story at start is better than most movies nowadays

No I don't remember Ghost Busters 2016 because I never saw it. The only way they will stop making trash movies if if we stop watching them, this includes ironically watching them. If you do feel the need to watch then please do it in a way that insures the creators don't benefit in any way from your view.

the fact that someone in Hollywood is dumping that amount of budget on this woman is giving me suicidal ideas.

The number of films from this century that I will never watch is becoming chronic.

Absolute Garbage? Don't insult garbage, this is on a whole other level.

The only Melissa McCarthy movie I've ever enjoyed was "The Heat." That's it....

Never knew this was a thing. I lost my shit and didn't hear the last part after you reference this to jack blacks movie from tropic thunder!!! I'm now watching tropic thunder!