And shampoo and razor and conditioner. Why so complicated they don't make sense also why use all this water. Lol.

(joking, I'm just in a shower now)

For a whole hour?

@@gandalainsley6467 I’ve just stood under the shower head with scolding water for a good hour cause it feels good. So yes, an hour is sufficient.

There’s so many girls who’ve been shamed into thinking they should be hairless except on their heads. It breaks my heart. If someone wants to for themselves, I have no problem with that but as a child my niece watched Vine and that’s the message she got. Some assh*le Nash something she was in looove with was the worst with women’s body hair calling it disgusting, gross, unclean. She’s naturally blonde. She’s letting her arm hair grow back. It’s ok right now cause it’s cold. Summer we hope. I wonder what young children are learning from tic tok? 😖

Excuse me, uhm, what was he on?

OMG 😂😂😂😂 he had to be trolling. I love her (not really) name

@@anarchyneverdies3567 dude I thought he was trolling too! But he was serious and genuinely angry with me

@@andrewjacquot6086 idk but whatever it is I need some of it

Chad Chad is cringe she is the one you should worry about lol meow 😺

WoAh really!!???!

@@lillym36 IKR??!!!?? Absolutely shocking

Omg I thought we were all clones of each other like office Jenny and nurse Joy! My whole life is lie

omg no way i cant believe t his

🤯🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Me too, fellow autistic female partner.

I know like, nothing I say has an ulterior motive if I wanted to insinuate something, I would have said it 😭

I did and now im being sued

@@gaydisappointment362 she's checking how brave you truly are

im in prison what do i do

@@Xx_DoctorSex_xX escape to prove her you're scared of nothing

@@Deemee-ed and now i am dead

Chad Chad is teaching you how to be a ❄️ you should be watching me to be greater lol meow 😺

@Meowbahh I bet you can’t spell snowflake so that’s why you put that emoji you may think you’re better but Chad Chad is wayyyy better

Ikr, Chad chad explained a lot to ne

@@meowbahhyt cringe

@@meowbahhyt please go make a Clorox smoothie, it'll help with your little spam issue

I'm just going to pretend to know what you're talking about and sit in back with my thumbs up.

​@@timmyuniboi2050 they mean that sometimes peoples anatomy can simply mean it's uncomfortable or difficult to use certain methods for example for intersex people

​@@itsyourmumsgf Not just that but the shape of the vagina makes a difference too some lose the cups up there. For me it's a godsend, I'll never use anything else again

@@timmyuniboi2050 You're not supposed to put your thumbs up there to block the flow. They tire too quickly.

@@-._.-KRiS-._.- i have to say that this is news to me

I never understood the Guys that say: "ooh, the clit isn't reeaall" Like what? It's literally the biggest Thing there?

i think thats just a game of telephone from "some girls have it more hooded than others and also some prefer more direct and some more indirect stimulation"

thnx so much!

No way!! This is soo helpful! I’m going to try them once I escape jail 😊

Those are 100% untrue.

Maybe getting somewhere, but not exactly

Chad Chad is cringe most men don't act like this lol meow 😺

Impossible! As a man (I think) I've been made firmly aware that women have no capacity for being entertaining, so this must be deceit! Though I'm uncertain, since I don't have the female instinct for knowing if people are lying.

or thinking of comebacks in a hypothetical argument

Lmao, thats a good one XD

Actually I prefer to do a whole gymnastics routine in the shower, flips included. I have a beam and uneven bars just for the shower but it’s invisible to anyone who isn’t a woman. I guess im just not like other girls /s

@@josiemills8869 So glad that this is possible because of the innate female ability to not slip and fall in the shower

take my like and get out of here

good one lmao

There are lace chokers or smt iirc

“I’m here to pick up my prescription….. and ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER!” Lol

im honestly considering it as a yearbook quote

thanks for the fact i’ll use it next time ☺️

Chad Chad is cringe they should just never get on that substance easy lol meow 😺

@@meowbahhyt i will literally eat your family shut up

I was going to comment on how long ago it must've been for you, because omg you're 23! Then I remembered.....I'm 24

no because I was literally about to comment the exact same thing lmaoo. and the fact that I took them so seriously too

@Sine Nomine omg can u be my new grandparent? do u remember the dinosaurs? ❤

JustGirlyThings from Tumblr will forever be burned into my mind.

I'm 26 and definitely saw these on MySpace and old Facebook

As a non-binary with Angel as my legal name I can confirm

I guess I'm a Devil then. Mwahahah, fuck you'll!! /j

proud to be angel

​@@yeatxteAnyone name Angel just sounds lovable or badass in my opinion...

Good for you, Abby! Own it!

Embrace your fellow stinky toenail chewing self!

Not H0E, that hurts, just slutty stinky toenail chewing Abby!!

Word.

100% fact right here

LMFAO FEMALE FANDOM I LOVE THAT

Really? *smacks lips* *plays with fingers* *bluxhes* um erm whats yo *starts to twirl around and have a seizure* insta??? *gasp*

i, too, am a long-time member of the *female fandom*

THE FEMALE FANDOM PFF

i can feel the fan fiction radiating off this comment

Damn 102 likes in only 9 minutes?!!?

@@ieatpaper. Which paper has the best flavor? Mulberry?

Agreed

@@natrosenquistwatercolor

Tire

THE LAST ONE LMFOA

lmao as a daughter, this is so accurate. you seem like a good parent!!

The "Hop on Pop" move is a classic.

miss my dad

@@Cherrykins I hope that his memory can bring you more joy than pain. I'm sorry I'm not good with "feelings" so instead I'll have a drink to him, Skal!

Wow dude… I hope your crazy ex never contacts you again and that you’ve healed/are healing

@@flyLikeAPhoenixx yeah i've been healed! jasper was an asshole but i was the one that stopped being his friend lmao, kinda js got sick of his bs

@@sw43ter1zt. well fuck jasper and his bs! You deserve better, girl!

@@flyLikeAPhoenixx wait i think you read it wrong 😭i said ex-best friend, but the point still stands -- also TYSM GIRLIEE

@@sw43ter1zt. oh fu- 💀😭 That explains why I’m not in advanced English. 😭😭😭 Yw Girl

im glad you that way because as a female i cannot prove or disprove any of these on account of my brain being far inferior

Thank god, I am a girl so I was cuestioning if these facts were true or not

@@kctoygacha5069 am I a girl? I’m not too sure 🧐

Oh thank god you could confirm that for me😂

As a crab I can attest this is really true. Trust me, I’m a crab.

Do you actually listen to what some of those boys are saying, or do you cherry pick?

@@sindelscat9336 we've got one lol

I thought I was a man, but I have a routine when I shower. I guess I’m a girl after all :/

I think they mean that girls take forever

@@Someone-sq8imyeah but the “taking long” is just washing your body, hair, and shaving so it makes it seem like guys aren’t doing any of that at least thoroughly enough

it's not really petty, some people just need to do that to not go back to looking at old photos or messages that make it harder to move on. I've gone through this and it IS because of my insecurities and codependency issues that I'm working on, but yeah, people do it, it doesn't have anything to do w my gender tho.

u should block anyone you want out of your live no one is privvy to your time if they're disrespecting u

Its interpreted as some sort of “they’re just playing hard to get” nonsense that in reality it means “leave me alone”

Your own experience is obviously valid, but some girls (like me!!) do, in fact, block people because of their own feelings, and that's something harmless that should be encouraged if you yourself know you're gonna feel bad if you keep seeing the person (even if it's just for a short period of time).

@@bronchh I feel like it's just a difference in the circumstance, blocking someone cause they're making you feel uncomfortable, or they did something horrible is obviously valid, but if you were in a relationship, usually after people break up, people stop being friends (ie. block each other) because it hurts and there's still complicated feelings of loving them but not being together anymore, idk, idk how people can hate someone they've loved before, unless they do something horrible, which if you were with a good person, usually isn't the case :')

why do i love this comment so much huh

@@koyufishh haha xD I'm glad you do too ;P

Oml it’s probably gonna be the latter

Go to the doctor stinky so they never smile at you. Modern problems require modern solutions

@@meganbarhorst5272 I think you might be on to something!

My cat is better than hers and her channel is cringe lol meow 😺

I’m HIGHLY considering getting a cat and this is feeding into the idea lol

Somehow I knew Chad Chad had a cat even though this is my first time seeing him

@@williamtruman3862 GET. CAT. I DONT HAVE ONE BUT GET ONE.

@@williamtruman3862 IF YOU ARE GETTING A CAT, GET TWO SO THEY DONT GET LONELY. Also it’s so funny to watch them play with each other

As someone with ADHD and depression, my memory is basically nonexistent - except for the most useless, unhinged facts and muscle memory

@@pflanzenmuddi2019 i dont have either but same i only remember weird ass things but not my childhood??

Not really it's such a broad statement it's becomes meaningless. Depression effects memory retion and recolection but it's not like a woman has a short depressive episode and just forgets everything that happened in those 72 days (contiguous days, random days, days leading up to it, first memories?)

@@pflanzenmuddi2019 can i hear some unhinged facts

Depression does affect your memory (cos it damages your hippocampus which helps with learning and memory) but how long of memory can be affected is dependent on the type of depression you have. For example, i had persistent depressive disorder (mild symptoms for Atleast 2 years) and i forgot almost everything that happened in my past and all i remember was the depression symptoms.

why cant some people use them?

​@@Quatrain_Because one can have an allergic reaction to silicon, have a different structure of their genitals or just feel uncomfortable using it, not everyone likes to put things inside of a vagina

@@y_not_ironman oh thanks

you said I'm sorry instead of simply sorry that that means you actually meant this apology, thank you for being sincere

@@dabtican4953 you know this comment was satire right?

@@Saturn4Tay. I was referencing a joke used in the video

@@dabtican4953 oh

both are hard in their own way its not a competition

You have being brainwashed by channels like this what the irony

@@hitto8863 I didn't even watch the video tbh. Did I strike a nerve?

I wouldnt call it brain washing, id call it "addicting and taking advantage of the insanely stupid"

yeah all you need is anything even remotely considered consumable and make it look different!! /j

explains why i have armpit hair. i should have never started arithmetic.

Funny enough, that thought process was actually very popular back in the days when education wasn't seen as necessary, especially for girls. The idea that the more a woman reads books that weren't cookbooks and the relating to home making, the more masculine she will become.

@@cniknik9863 wtf

@@cniknik9863 yep, and to expand upon that, it was also rooted in racism, because they would warn women that if they did certain things or didn't shave etc, they would end up developing ethnic features. and they pushed this idea that black women were super strong and masculine, so white women had to be the opposite to be superior to them. it was terrible.

I always knew math was bad! 😠

Yea idk if it's just me but I've had a lot of break ups end cause of distance or just life no fault of either of us. And I have blocked all those people but I don't hate them at all, I still love and wish them the best in life. I'm just a jealous bitch and couldn't stomach seeing them with someone else LMAO

@@evelynsahoe8896 FR I relate to this so much LMAO

And you might not do better than her but comparisons will keep you upset.

Honestly, it happened to me once. I want to block every contact because I think it will help me to move on and I don't exactly hate my ex. But I am sure we all can agree that every person may have their own reason to do things so listing it as a cheat code to decipher "women" is a bit silly.

Chad Chad acting like Family Life in school doesn't exist is cringe her takes are so cringe

@@meowbahhyt not as cringe as spamming a comment section

@@meowbahhyt why you do this, it ain't funny

Women are a construct…. It’s Adam & Steve…. Not Adam & Eve lmfao jk obviously 😂

@@williamtruman3862 that's what I'm saying, when did women become a thing

LMAO, it does XD

its always the joshs 😭

damn im so sorry for ur loss 😔 sure was a keeper, that one.

Did you lose that good man cuz of your toxic single friends? 🤔 lol

holy crap thats next level “i know that guy” but soon itll be “i knew that guy”

npc name acted like a npc name checked out

Chad Chad without makeup be like lol meow 😺

do you know... *the muffin man?*

@Luna Delaney that’s cursed

just stop being gastoetetris and you'll be alright

No more upsetti your gastretti in the name of all good things Jokes aside i hope you get better 🙏

Chad is boring like paint drying lol meow 😺 also who needed to hear that?

well you know what they say, hot girls have stomach issues

@@meowbahhyt Meowbahh is cringe 0/10 shitty content waste of space

There’s nothing worse than people who shame people for not using their preferred menstrual product. My aunt told me I shouldn’t use tampons because I would lose my virginity. Everyone should just stfu with their judgements

Ugh people really feel so entitle to a person's body huh? We can't do anything without somebody giving us their stupid opinion which we never asked for!!

@@CharlieApples I literally had some "friends" who shamed me for wearing pads bc they're "gross" even after I explained to them that I can't use Tampons bc they worsen my cramps. That was when I was 18 and those friends 23 and 29 years old...

I love that we have these sustainable options now and I actually own some made by this brand. But I still buy a few regular period products for trips or to keep in my purse for emergencies. And if some women who can and love using these products do use them we are still making a good impact on the environmental waste. Everyone should be allowed to use what they prefer but I'm glad feminine hygiene products keep evolving and new ones being invented.

Thinx makes great washable period underwear, which is what I use, and before finding that company I kinda assumed there were no sustainable options for me

same

i relate. the moment i came out as nonbinary i started to understand bc i wasnt a girl anymore!!

I love how “race” implies that girls aren’t even human, or are some sort of strange subsection

@Sine Nomine I guess poor choice of words at 2 AM but I can’t think of anything else to replace it

Jasmine is the exception. Shush

PRIMARINA USED SPARKLING ARIA

I was not expecting this high tier Ornithology content in the Chadchad comments section but I am happy to see it

Me who texts back fast: “I’m non binary I guess” (No hate or offense to non binary people)

I reply within the next 48 seconds of Caleb sending "How was your day" Suddenly something appears at my door, a dark figure who slowly approaches me and rips the girl gender from my body. I plead for it back and say "why are you doing this!?" The figure only points to the screen. As it flips to *Sent 1 minute ago * and it vanishes

man that woulda helped me figure some things out way sooner in life lol

....do these guys think this for real...? From "girls cant read" to t h i s? And WE are the ones with brain damage......

Ah, so, women but with shame.

Nah not every woman uses those there're options 🗿

Also it’s nice to hear as a woman with no period ❤

everything makes sense now

And if you bite a scarf in public, your "scaring the children" and "please, that's the only thing may grandma left me"

And if you moan when the scarf wraps too tight around your neck, you are poisonous to society

Whenever I see this I am just glad both venomous and poisonous are just "giftig" in German. Both the same. No confusion 😂

and if you bite each other and neither of you die, that's kinky. and if you bite each other and you BOTH die, then no children by the mountain goats

FOR REAL

FRRR

FRRRRR

FRRRRRRRR

FRRRR

Fun fact: marinating raisins in grape juice turns them into grapes again. This probably won't work for you, but at least you can officially consider yourself a Grapelord.

Omgeeee welcome to the girl squad make sure you never forget our secret texting code okayyyy? /j

remember not to text too fast or you may have to come out as an angel next xx

make sure you expose your neck in a subtle way for a quick snack for the vampires

They say leaning is half the battle

If you’re a girl how are you confused about what girls do? How are you a girl then?

you got me in the first half

i may not be a girl but i did cheat in go fish once

@Sine Nomine maybe you're right tho. Idk. There was some other things that were off so could be. I made a comment about how pink hair is cute and she told everyone i was a bad person and haven't heard from her since. Now that i think about it, definitely not normal behavior so she prolly has some stuff she needs to work through

@@cjanthony9806 yeah dude idk why anyone would act like that. good thing you ended the relationship though

I also used to do that, the "key" was to remove the "ay" from the end of the word and move the last letter to the front of the word, and if you couldn't figure out the secret code you were NOT cool enough to hang out in my shed fort.

@@GoddoDoggo Yeah that's a whole different thing. We were talking about a girl having issues expressing herself. Sometimes it's a coping mechanism, because things like; 'I feel worthless' or 'I am having issues with the downstairs area' or 'I am thinking about that trauma again' are not things you feel comfortable fully writing out in text. So you can say; "I feel like that one evening again..' or 'I have that one thing again' or 'That thing about the chair keeps coming up in my head.' Youknow?

my problematic trait is that i would've thought that was kinda cute lol

CHAD^2- STOP 😭😭

CHAD SQUARED 😭😭😭

it peaked whenever she put her toes in the camera ong

@@redpopchugger 🤨🤨🤨

@@redpopchugger ayo?

What movie 🤩

i was half-paying attention when i was first watching this, and that part made me choke on my water

wat movie also r u lost bbg

@@giveyourselfareason ALL I CAN IMAGINE NOW IS THE AKIRA MEME BUT WITH FLASHES OF THAT MOVIE.

@@a.roberts4203 I have no clue what's going on but I'm sry T^T r u lost bbg

Chad Chad consistently gets better with every video and is easily one of my favorite creators on the whole platform

​@@williamtruman3862facts

try cotton pads then :) they are environmentally friendly and easy to clean.

@@TheCatMurgatroyd Seconding reusable cotton pads!! Inexpensive, fully washable, comfortable, often come in fun fabrics... as someone with a heavy flow they have significantly improved my life and helped cut back on period expenses.

Fuck it I’ll use one and let you guys know how it goes. Taking one for the team

@@lindboknifeandtool I tried them for a while and I'm a virgin, so things were a bit difficult lol usually I use pads..... BUT my period pains went away and that was just amazing ;_; like I barely had any camping if any and it felt quite good.

Completely fair! I use them personally, but they were 100% terrifying for the first few tries

goofy L imagine being AbBy

@@coolbean815 🥲👍

Commentary videos are lazy cringe Chad Chad is milking the gullible lol meow 😺

@@meowbahhyt Why are you here?

@@meowbahhyt 53 comments on this channel just to hate LOL. Dude please get a life

@@meowbahhyt Fake meowbahh, twice the cringe

CAN THE BOTS STOP FILLING EVERY INTERNET VIDEOS COMMENT SECTION? PLEASE!

I ate a whole orange angrily while standing up

"Roasted in the shower" is the only correct temperature yes ✨

props to you for managing to do all that self-care during this time. i’ve struggled with depression for years, but things get better. take care of yourself! ❤

wow awesome!! :D proud of you! my seasonal depression is kinda hittin hard rn so i'm happy for u :) ♥️

I get you! I get the feeling I have S.A.D. during summer instead of winter, and every summer is hell to me. I just stay home all day, blocking sunlight and longing for winter and autumn. I hope you'll get through this just fine

as a floridian, yes

lol

I am praying to whatever deity is listening for this to happen

they are youtube's unhinged editing duo

yes actually

I scrolled the chatter just to see if anybody made that connection!? I swear it's like the same brains 😂

@@atomdecaywhere

thank you for presenting this information to me, now i have no idea what to do with this

thank u??????

Of course they would be! The videos say “facts” on them, so why wouldn’t they be true