Can we PLEASE have a part two where you two watch only girls will understand? I so want to see Kris explaining them all to him😂

The return of Jacob, marvelous! I swear that everyone in Kris' extended family are naturals in front of the camera, just a quick acclimation and they're cool as cucumbers all of them. Jacob is so spot on as a guest on Kris' channel, they've got a good banter down pat! Jay isn't letting this video down in the editing either, everything just meshes like a zipper! Then there's Kris herself, the shining star of the channel, the woman with more assets than a beach has grains of sand. Like all of us, Kris worries about those features she's convinced she's lacking in, not realizing it's as some has put it about games: "It's not a bug, it's a feature". Kris is an amazing person with a great mindset and oodles of qualities that makes a list longer than anyone's prepared to read, combined with looks that's one in a million at least if not one in a billion. But ultimately it's what Kris is comfortable with that is the ultimate decider, because it's her and her life no matter what anyone else says. Keep being awesome Kris, Jacob and Jay, take care and stay safe!

2:01 "But don't your legs go numb?" It's the perfect place to make the legs go numb and I love it

1:55 "It's like our calm time" FAAAXXX

Is it just me who absolutely loves seeing Videos with Jacob, Jessica, and Alissa?? Seeing her siblings personalities and how they get along is always funny. Don't get me wrong, I love all of her videos but her videos with her siblings are my favorites at the moment

I'm convinced that Jay is so loyal to Kris and only Kris now. Every single last frame of Kris's videos ALWAYS have her beautiful smile showcased in a gorgeous way. And this last frame is no exception. Where the loyalty part comes in is that he didn't care if it made her brother look like he was about to pass out drunk lmao.

0:45 “Boys🤙🏼” 😂😂

Them blankly staring at the camera while doing the sigma face made my day.

Flipping the remote does two things: as Jacob said, you're less likely to hit the buttons and the buttons also create friction so it won't slide off the arm of the couch.

She definitely has a future career as a metal band vocalist. I feel like her metal name would be KallmeKaos. 🤘

I’m sorry but Kris doing the Jim Carey was hilarious 😂😂😂😂💀💀

Ohh I f*cked up: not Bluetooth, but when you stay up all night and it’s 6 am

Hello Kris, as part of the male community we appreciate you trying to learn about the male mind. Though you may not completely understand us, you are one step closer to becoming one of the boys. Your attitude and charisma is something that we find quite useful at male headquarters. Keep it up and you get offered a permanent position here. Good luck Signed, Male Headquarters

Let’s just appreciate how kris is brave enough to watch such TikTok’s, even as a boy I won’t watch them unless they are in a kallmekris video 😂

Love when kris lets out her inner demons

The HAH nice ass got me!😂

I love seeing Kris with her family, just having fun together and bonding with each other. And also, I just want to point out that Kris's brother somewhat looks like Kit Connor.

Your brother seems to be a proper down to earth person, should definitely include him in more videos in the future.

He really tryin to fit in when he don't understand a thing😂

11:35 Kris it's called Homie-sexuality

Without dumping a bunch of traumatic experience on you, I wanted to express how much I appreciate your videos, Kris. You can obviously see how many people are going through challenging times in this comment section alone. It is so clear that your videos do so much good for so many people! I hope this is able to help bring you comfort in tough times - because you sure do that for me and us!

You literally do such a good job of narrating or reacting to literally anything. You could literally react to a kid eating his falafel and we would all still laugh. Btw, can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris makes videos for us everyday, and compliments us? She’s so amazing and funny and one of the most amazing people! Kris is amazing! ❤

12:30 sometimes when our socks are like loose it’s REALLY satisfying to just slide them up.

Me and the boys would talk about personal s*** on Fridays.

12:18 .... acyually he's talking about the correct thing 😂😂😭 that's exactly what it is

14:19 pretty spot on actually 🤣

Prior to my daughter's 2x cancer diagnosis she had a smell that would sometimes make me gag. After treatment and (thank ALL the Gods) full remission, going on 4 years now, she smells lovely. Like she did before the cancer. I wholeheartedly agree with you about the smell check to see how our health is.

Lol you called us scrumptious, that's so funny because I once played a role in a drama club and one of the scenes, I got called scrumptious!

This is probably one of my favourite videos she’s ever posted😂😂 we need more Kris and Jakob duos!

12:38 holy shot, with you Chris!!! I would get aneurism from my brain exploding with the sheer hate from having my socks like that. They always need to be on ALL THE WAY and they have to curve right at my heel!!!

its our calm time hahahaha so true xD

4:56 That got me SO FRICKIN MUCH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think the arms-around-the-body thing has to do primarily with the tilt of women's hips compare to men's but flexibility and relative arm length will def play a part. And for the clip where they're holding their chests off the floor without their arms, it's a center-of-mass issue with women's being centered around their hips and men's around their chests. Again, all in general and dependent on core strength etc.

11:16 “yeah” had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

7:51 i always do this whenever i spray something on a vertical surface, for me it's more of a perfectionism thing as the droplets running down are just annoying in the way they randomly flow and split up so you wipe the droplets into one smudge and no more problem👍 Also it stops the droplets leaving a mark all the way down to the sink or table.

As a male, I will talk feelings and open up emotionally but only when I'm with 'safe' friends. It's silly why culture forced us to close ourselves.

I love it when Kris makes videos with her family ❤😂 It's so great

OK, loved the video cause for one, you're hilarious. And two, your brother is adorable. And I agree with you on pretty much everything except for the socks half off thing. I'm gonna have to say that I think Jacob was right. Because I actually do this myself all the time, even though I'm a woman. I'm usually always hot because of hot flashes. Yea I'm old, so I run hot most of the time. But my toes get cold really fast if I take my socks off. But if I leave them on I can't seem to cool off. So I pull them past my heal to where they are only on the front half of my foot and this totally works for me. The only difference is I don't wear long knee high socks. I wear ankle socks, so I don't have as much sock flopping in front like that guy did. lol Anyways, thanks for the laughs. Now I'm gonna go watch another one of your videos cause I'm a new subscriber and I'm trying to catch up. Peace and Love to you and yours, Kris

I do that with my sweat pants too!😂

I really enjoy Kris’s content. Shes transparent with us in a way thats funny, but it makes me feel more included. Her compliments as well just brighten my day. Some make me laugh and it’s usually just what i need. So thank you Kris, i hope you’re doing okay ❤️❤️

So glad to meet your brother Kris, I love seeing videos with your siblings because they all somehow have the same kind of funny, playful vibe. Once again, LOVE IT

9:47 "Our hands tend to smell more because, well they've been in places.." KZfaq: Deleted. IPhone: Yeeted. Therapist: Needed.

“we got to make sure it smells nice” these are the wisest words ive ever heard

I open up about my personal stuff a lot, but I know I’m the exception to the rule. And I think it’s because when I was very young and in school, I was socially rejected by most of the boys (because I was weird) and so I ended up usually playing with the girls, who were much more tolerant of my peculiar antics. And some of those behaviors kind’ve rubbed off on me. They talked about their personals with me all the time, so I felt comfortable about opening up to them. I’ll always be grateful for the kindness they showed me.

i love how kris never fails to make us laugh and brighten up our day and i love kris's faces through out the video like at 10:40

if i was drinking anything i wouldve spat it out when Kris does the jim carey around 14:20 i was Not ready for that 😂😂💀

Jacob's revealing the man code. The council would like to have a word with him.

Nothing feels better than a daily dose of kallmekris, she just makes my day better, I don’t know what I would do without her HER BEAUTY IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL, and her brother is so funny😂

I love Kris’s reaction to Jacob explaining everything

1:36 Got me rolling on the ground 😂

00:24 you guys are looking scrumptious lol lol

I love seeing Kris' family members on the channel. Her brother is adorable. The physical challenges were my favorite parts.

kris will always be my favourite i love how shes always doing her best, love her music taste, love her smile, love the way she makes me smile and how comforting she is, love the fact that shes so wholesome and sweet no matter the situation, she makes me feel so loved. I LOVE watching her videos,it makes me feel like I’m there with her. No one else has made me feel the way that Kris has, I wish I could express how much I love this woman, but I just can’t explain it. But I love her so so much and I’m not exaggerating. I really love her so much and I do mean it, she has helped me get through some really difficult and dark places, I didn’t think anyone can ever help me as much as kris has no matter how hard they try. It has me crying every single day and night thinking about how much I love her. She’s so perfect, funny and anything I could ever dream of. I really don’t deserve her at all, and I’m so so proud of her for how far she has come. I js want her to know that she is the best person to ever live. I will always love her bro, Kris will always be an amazing person, she has come so so far. I’ve been supporting her since the start of her tt and I will never stop. She’s because such an amazing soul, it’s CRAZY to think that she will be 27 next year. It’s unreal how fast the time has flown by, I know I have never met her before but hopefully some day I will, when/if I ever do, my life will be complete. Her little compliments in her videos are the highlight of my day. I literally love her so much. She makes me so happy and I know this is all gonna sound cringey but yk, it is what it is. The little things she says always put a smile on my face. She still give me butterflies, and she makes me laugh. She has become such a strong presence in my life. It’s so hard to explain what she has come to mean to me. She doesn’t know she’s changed my mental state, in every way, inside and out. I love everything about her and I really do mean it There are times in my life where I feel like I don’t have a place on earth anymore but when I see her, that changes. She ground me and bring me a sense of security and safety and I just appreciate her so much Before I found her I didn’t think love was for me. It was something other people had and felt. Something in movies and TV shows. It felt more like a wish I had than something real. Now that Ive found her love is so much more tangible. It’s something I can reach out and touch. It’s so much more than a wish or a hope (though it does give me hope for so many things); it’s the genuine, wonderful person I wake up to-the warm smile on the screen, the way she compliments me. I love her, and because of that love, I love her and the world in a way I never thought possible. She has made that possible for me. She has made everything possible. It’s amazing the love and care she gives me on a daily basis. It’s unequaled, I think I am safer with her. That’s why I am giving all myself to her, because my life is perfect with her, and I promise to love her and give her all you need, may God bless her continually for me, because she really deserve much more than I can give her. I love her so much. I want her to know that she is the most important thing in my life. She’s the reason I do everything. When I get up in the morning, I feel so grateful for every second I have with her and have here on earth. She gives my life meaning, she gives my days such joy, you are the reason I smile. Thank her for being with me, for joining me on this journey through life. Her love is everything to me

12:43 yes I understand mostly because I have psd (processing sensory disorder)

Yes, to the sweatpants needing to be tucked under the heels lol

Since kris always gives up compliments I think it’s only far to start making sure we remind her that she is all the things that she says about us and more. So much love❤

"you been in this position before?" LMAO, HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY

13:54 I do the same thing and I’m a woman

"I'M A MAN👹😤🔥" 😂😂love you kris < 3

10/10 Kris is right I love having my sweatpants tucked under my heels 😂👌🏼 And hearing you laugh at your brother seriously brought me to tears 🤣 your energy together is incredible

Your intros just keep getting better and better! 😂 Jacob seems like such a great & funny person and you can tell that Kris and Jacob really care about each other

12:08, after being outside in the rain and your feet gets wet it's always the front of the sock

“He swallows” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Hey Kris! I love it that you include your family members from time to time. It shows that you actually have a decent relationship with each of your siblings. I wish I had that. You're awesome, your brother is hilarious. Thanks for the awesome and wonderful video. The laughs are always nice to have!

4:07 Kris: yeah, we get it. its satisfying. Jacob: no, ya see, its PERFECTION

The socks one is where sometimes the socks are a part of us and don’t want to come off so we are lazy and leave them like that

always gotta test fire the drill once you pick it up

Kris, I always look forward to your videos, no matter what it is, but when you have guests like Jacob, Jessica, and Celina, I love those videos even more because your chemistry with each of them is so effortless, and looks like y’all have a lot of fun! And that makes me so happy to see ❤️

oh god...... the part where kris is so sure and was like " I don"t think you know what this means" with added attitude and then her reaction when he explains..... that was priceless. i laughed so hard.😂

Hold up! You have a lightsaber! I have a Red one... we must DUEL!

7:32 IT WAS NOT A BAD MOVIE IT WAS A MASTERPEICE.

11:36 “ha nice a$$@ *slappes* 😂😂😂😂

Kris is such a fun person. I love her personality She’s amazing and so funny u can never get bored of her. She always puts a smile on my face. She always makes me happy even on bad days, hopefully kris sees this Edit: OMGG Tysm for 65 likes it’s my first time getting 65 likes

1:46 as a girl I also just sit on the toilet to just escape the world 😅

Okay, the sock thing. Literally what he said though lmao. I do that with my socks ALL THE TIME 🤣 My toes = always cold Having my heel out = the perfect foot temperature I have no idea why lmfao

The sock is just comfy

Kris’s videos with her family are my absolute favorite!!Their family chemistry is just hilarious in the best way.😂❤

13:41 you guys are adorable siblings - and yes boys really be thinking they be James Bond over there while we have full on conversations without saying a single word 😂

With the nods when greeting someone a upward nod is like "sup bro" to 9ne of your friends and a downward nod is like "good evening" to stranger to be respectful or a downward nod could be like "go ahead' if yall both meet at a doorway and we telepathically make a decision on who goes first.

i love the horror icons in the back! micheal meyers, jason voorhees, jigsaw, ghostface, pennywise, chucky, freddy kreuger...

hahaha if you guys pause Kris' video at 0:10 then you'll see the perfect meme for "it was at this moment that he knew he F***'d up"

As a male, I use my guy friends to talk about geek and nerd stuff and laugh and then with my girl friends I actually open up to and talk about more thought provoking stuff.

5:40 is when you play video games until the sun comes out an all nighter

nah flipping the remote is just too relatable

Kris has the best sense of humor. She always makes me smile and forget about my sad life

Petition for more videos with Jacob ⬇️⬇️⬇️

If there is ANYTHING in the toilet, then YES, guys are trying to cut it in half... With our stream!😂

I now have brain damage.

Going through a horrible breakup, but this is just what I needed. Thank you 💖 Kris your hair looks beautiful btw

2:05 *WE HAVE TLRAINED OURSELVES TO SIT ON A TOILET FOR EXTENDED-A PERIOTS OF TIME*

Kris, I am totally a sweat pants over the heels girl. I have never met anyone else who does that, until you and this video. 😂

14:24 plz let me morph

5:40 The other interpretation of this one is that you were up late playing video games and you start hearing birds outside and realize you accidentally stayed up all night. That's why he was checking his phone to verify the time.

I love when your family comes so we can see how y'all act with each other

i was like, no, i dont do any of these until he said 'cutting tp with my piss at full force' and i totaly have done that lol XD idk

The part of the staying in the toilet for at least 40 or more minutes is me. Sometimes I just stay in there for an hour 😂

The socks: the ankle area usually does not sweat as much (as the feet area), so if you get out of your shoes, the sweat in the area of the foot itself will make the feet feel cold. So by pulling the sock further you get a less sweaty part of the sock and can still act as a barrier between the cold floor and the feet :) The leg through arms to back thing: Bonestructurewise => Male bodies tend to have a larger torso and arms. Female bodies usually wider hips. The remote: I would turn it so no dust or spilt drinks/food can fall into it and the symbolic idea of "we are not using it now, out of sight'ish".

im living for the brother and sister duo😭✋🏼

the sock one is about the fact all boys do that because its fun to flick the end of the socks around

That fact that an ad with kalmekris came up before this video 😂😂😂