Patrice talks about loving fat girls, Jim Jefferies' ex, Norton wants his foreskin back, AIDS and gay sexual acts with women. Then they play "What's Up East Side Dave's Butt".
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@smoke1forthedeadhomies8375 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice O’Neal, the greatest.
@G0DKompleX6 жыл бұрын
"HOLD ON! Hold on!! HOLD ON!!!" Jesus...Opie really is Chip Chipperson.
@Dempdawg116 жыл бұрын
Benny Tucker i just figured that out too
@keatonburson29964 жыл бұрын
Tsssss
@Blackhawks19_xx4 жыл бұрын
No, chip is actually funny sometimes.
@BigKevinSports4 жыл бұрын
Justin Tucker DA MASTAH! Dat mug taught me everything I know! GO ON NOW!
@realphoenixking3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get the hate Opie gets. Without him, none of this shit would have ever happened.
@schlomosilverstein59917 жыл бұрын
patrice just repeating "that's gay, man" for like 20minutes is way funnier than it has any right to be
@diplamatikjuan35956 жыл бұрын
Hold on, hold on...there's a little too much humor going on, allow me to interject
@Johnny1.03 жыл бұрын
That you Opie? Lol
@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын
john melia Someone got the joke!
@droppinbass18823 жыл бұрын
😂 Perfect!
@dylangoldsbury25563 жыл бұрын
@@Johnny1.0 ⁰
@sleazypmartini37283 жыл бұрын
3 years later, still making me laugh
@CraigHyden5 жыл бұрын
Every time Opie says lets take a break, it was during a funny bit wtf
@dirtymikentheboys58172 жыл бұрын
called a schedule
@jaredfalk7701 Жыл бұрын
That’s what he contributes
@xay63619 ай бұрын
Everyone shits on Opie for that but I thought that was an entertainment tactic of making sure you transition on a high note. Isn't he the program director?
@bobborlog16775 күн бұрын
Opie is so mentally ill
@carlm25904 жыл бұрын
Fun was happening so Opie has to go to the callers
@Arcanecide Жыл бұрын
The douche chills I get when Opie literally fucking screams HOLD ON HOLD ON
@MannyTwice6 жыл бұрын
The ability Patrice had to come in and automatically control a room to the point that they become an audience is legendary
@stevehunt914 Жыл бұрын
So did Hitler,.. except Hitler was funnier.
@michaelbonhomme3677 Жыл бұрын
Combo of being Brilliant AND Blessed with being a 6’6” 300+lb D1 Football Player-Sized man who is also passionate about his views. His kryptonite was his Diabetes
@kennykash6089 Жыл бұрын
Loud negro.
@ThePulaskiPumper8 ай бұрын
@stevehunt914 you just have no sense of humor
@lifred09135 ай бұрын
This did not age well for Jimmy 😳. He married a Transformer
@Daynnikes2 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo then how didn’t it age well? He stayed consistent 😂😂
@CALISUPERSPORT7 жыл бұрын
fuckin hell...........opie and his god damn screeching "HOLD ON WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON!!!!"
@intr0vertig03 жыл бұрын
Should’ve called this “Two Jims, One Snowball”
@Ucf1744 жыл бұрын
“There’s no 711s in bubooby” holy shit I laughed so hard
@mauricethegreat6983 жыл бұрын
"I'd wash my dik with a gopher if I had to" YOOOOO I am actually crying that is so freaking funny!!!!! Miss Patrice so much!
@Jay-fx4tx6 ай бұрын
Jimmy norton berating ANYONES looks or taste in a partner are the epitome of hypocricy
@nestlesnipes18934 жыл бұрын
5:50 I love how they totally ignore his shitty game idea
@Equites2799 жыл бұрын
if i had a penny for every time opie said "HOLD ON HOLD ON" in this, i'll be rich
@davidmichael39114 жыл бұрын
Vos?
@hootisfowl93014 жыл бұрын
Listen, okayy
@shutthefupdonny4 жыл бұрын
Voshhhh?
@machete184 жыл бұрын
The thing ish
@itsarealearworm Жыл бұрын
@@machete18 here’s the thing
@gailmargolis88119 жыл бұрын
Opie at 5:49 yelling HOLD ON HOLD ON like a psycho made me so angry in this...
@danimalplanimal8 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to notice he does this kind of often...I wish I could go back to when I didn't know which one was Opie and which one was Ant
@iunnox6667 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON EVERYONE I'M GOING TO REPEAT SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY
@jordanhayate85883 жыл бұрын
@@danimalplanimal lmaoooo holy shit too real
@ScoundrelSFB3 жыл бұрын
The most honest man I've ever heard. We Must value every word uttered.
@UngovernableDouche2 жыл бұрын
The “HOLD ONS” are punishing in this one
@dartsxfaller59937 жыл бұрын
RIP PATRICE
@tecno83356 ай бұрын
Well patrice was correct
@mikedlc97666 жыл бұрын
getting ur hood cut is like cutting the ears of a pittbull its made to make it look more aggressive since its a short stocky dog lol
@jasonwoods36677 жыл бұрын
"I eat yeast infections for breakfast." Silence.
@elias_xp954 жыл бұрын
Frosted flakes
@tvroped98244 жыл бұрын
yichk
@machete184 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn’t get to it yet but I’m guessing it was an awful Opie joke. Time ?
@russellm18833 жыл бұрын
Get that stankypuss outta my face
@dorianearnest4648 Жыл бұрын
Killing the vibe since he was 18
@ebscoHOSTpub Жыл бұрын
1:06:29 ... OMG I died laughing at Patrice's low volume comment lmfaooo
@giovanninunnally7188 Жыл бұрын
Ant couldn’t hold that snicker in too
@cristianfcao4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't long time ago, but you can definitely notice the late 2000s were simpler, chillier, funnier times, with less resentfulness, less political division and overall craziness... Plus: Patrice was alive! If I had a time machine, I'd gladly go back to those times, man!
@VaultRadio4 жыл бұрын
It was better in some ways but I think you overglorify it a little bit. A lot of the issues that plague us as a society now were definitely there, it’s just that we didn’t live vicariously through our internet and devices that bombard us with a constant stream of information - political, social, racial, whatever. But I’ll agree, I think we were better off without the what the internet is now.
@junior13886662 жыл бұрын
@@VaultRadio yeah back then was the religious conservative pricks trying to censor everything
@AyaziXXX2 жыл бұрын
factual
@jamesfaust132 жыл бұрын
I'm not trying to be a dick but it's the early 2000s bro
@corywiedenbeck2702 Жыл бұрын
@@VaultRadio I don't think they are mutual exclusive. Yes we didn't have internet then but it is also worse now on top of that
@MFRStudios9996 жыл бұрын
20:43 "Well, if that is accurate, then I'm wrong." Yimmy rocks
@manifestgtr5 жыл бұрын
48:37 “ITS ABSOLLLLLLLLLLLLUTELY....” Patrice was the greatest
@chazzmccconnell21914 жыл бұрын
That part makes me laugh every time lol
@rosharma74434 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious
@d.p.59284 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that time code. When I think of this bit, that line is what comes to mind. Patrice yelling that.
@chrisalan64764 жыл бұрын
When he said that I almost hyperventilated laughing 😂😂
@Johnny1.03 жыл бұрын
My fav Patrice line is " Irish are the N***ers of the white people." Towards Collin. Lol
@gregbass4603 Жыл бұрын
Can we make this a "Nopie" episode? Hold on!!! Too much funny going on. Let's go to Moose from Tennessee! Moose?!...
@evansgate Жыл бұрын
shouting HOLD ON repeatedly and interrupting has to be the worst way to get attention in history, especially if the medium is conversation based like this
@johnjack902 Жыл бұрын
The man the myth the legend. We love ya Patrice
@lazylion4207 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton is such a repressed queen. love it.
@xay63619 ай бұрын
Honestly. The amount of shit he does where he says it ain't what it is, is shocking
@DeadpoolNJ8 ай бұрын
It's October 2023, he is now married to a trans person
@BOXEO14 ай бұрын
@@DeadpoolNJ unbelievable 🤣🤣 wonder what Patrice would've thought on that? Jeeeeesus 😂
@paulrabaiotti2382 жыл бұрын
"Hold on hold on." *Comedy ensues* "HOLD ON HOLD ON!" *Screeching halt*
@primetime4112343 жыл бұрын
He really screamed hold on !
@ElGordo24973 жыл бұрын
Hold that thought let's go to the phones
@floydzeppland4 ай бұрын
49:33 if a girl sits on your face it doesn't make you a chair - Jim Norton 😂😂😂
@555reaper7 жыл бұрын
Respect to Jim norton for holding his ground against the whole room
@nicholasjohnston92203 жыл бұрын
In an argument about his dick hahaha
@jefflabbecomedy3 жыл бұрын
While being entirely wrong 🙃
@DianaLopezDlo2 жыл бұрын
He was entirely right. You don't cut off a part of your body to prevent AIDS.
@Mr101beers2 жыл бұрын
Jim loves them and it makes it funnier when Jim struggles to reduce his mental list of risky ones he just wants.
@user-73a2 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Labbe cope and seethe cut dick lol
@JoeyBullet2228 жыл бұрын
i wish opie would stop yelling hold on...when it's getting funny.
@DoubleDDaily3 жыл бұрын
Love jim. Fighting for us uncircumcised.
@Petergonzaleztv3 жыл бұрын
Even when the entire room is bashing him.. respect
@jefflabbecomedy3 жыл бұрын
Yall need a swift clip
@DianaLopezDlo2 жыл бұрын
He was right.
@McTrollenstein2 жыл бұрын
Jews really did a number on you americans.
@bullschitt36664 ай бұрын
Don't let the js brand your children.
@misstrKevin4 жыл бұрын
“HOLD ON HOLD ON!” (Please listen to me Im not as funny as you guys.)
@hah69884 жыл бұрын
Listening to people talk over each other is fuckin annoying
@misstrKevin4 жыл бұрын
Brytan Keeham keep making excuses for fat tits
@MrEvanNoyes3 жыл бұрын
Mistrkevin Grapes
@samueldawkins2 жыл бұрын
@@misstrKevin Bryan is right
@jasoncullity13637 жыл бұрын
Anthony's laugh with East Side Dave killed me
@seanknot9 жыл бұрын
"what do you think nature made a mistake" that ended that argument right there. Kudos Norton
@CatnamedMittens7 жыл бұрын
They did make a good point about the apendix.
@BunniMonster7 жыл бұрын
The appendix isn't vestigial though, it is part of our immune system.
@slaughtered7775 жыл бұрын
@@CatnamedMittens The appendix is a 'remaining bit' of the intestine that's still in the process of getting out of the way. I don't know about guys without FS, but I'm absolutely content with having mine still on 😁
@supastar255 жыл бұрын
He ended it right there
@anthonyharlan5925 жыл бұрын
Tell that to wisdom teeth ya stupid
@SilveradoNL8 жыл бұрын
Circumcision to avoid AIDS, is like cutting of your head to avoid getting braincancer.
@nwordoenward21556 жыл бұрын
Fuck u smegma boy
@aureate5 жыл бұрын
@Mundane History Right... so we should circumcise baby boys because they will develop a habit of having unprotected sex in African countries where HIV is extremely prevalent. You act like uncircumcised people spontaneously contract HIV.
@Desecrator6Ай бұрын
Well if it works it works eh
@juhabakapeci41086 жыл бұрын
26:20 Hank hill.
@Gregfoot136 жыл бұрын
Opie's laugh sounds so despicable @ 47:50.
@djmasucci3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Scorch.
@grilledtortilla9 жыл бұрын
Good on little jimmy for sticking to his guns, patrice and jim jefferies are formidable guys.
@WaRLoKWYATT3 жыл бұрын
@@jtukbb Nowadays yeah. He wasn't bad back then.
@mrbruce32023 жыл бұрын
42:50 Jim Jeffries admits he likes 48:36 Are you out of your mind 50:25 Ant says no 52:10 54:15 Jimmy T-Gurls 59:08 Caller calls them out
@thefrayedends Жыл бұрын
Thank you OP for keeping this guy alive
@bobbymarm99783 жыл бұрын
1:27:30 Patrice’s reaction is topped by Jim’s reaction at 1:29:05
@hellobello31533 жыл бұрын
47:00 and on. Close your eyes and you hear Joe Derosa with an Aussie accent. Funny cause they both catered to their mainstream audience too.
@patrickbrazil33834 жыл бұрын
He’s never sounded more like Chip.
@sammyboy71638 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this every day
@jackjack1217 жыл бұрын
This one is amazing lol.
@charleserickson34993 жыл бұрын
Damn Patrice was tryna put everyone on Dr Sebi
@jefflabbecomedy3 жыл бұрын
I can tell by your name and your interest in Sebi what color your skin is. Not a dig, just a fun fact.
@charleserickson34993 жыл бұрын
@@jefflabbecomedy you'd probably be wrong cause my mom got remarried when I was young and made me take the stepfathers last name, but go ahead and try 😁
@jefflabbecomedy3 жыл бұрын
@@charleserickson3499 darn, I was gonna guess black but now you got me second guessing 😅
@charleserickson34993 жыл бұрын
@@jefflabbecomedy lol you definitely gave me a chuckle, I knew where you were going 😁
@8bitKatwalk6 жыл бұрын
Hearing patrice dry weeze is crazy funny , im dieing
@WaRLoKWYATT3 жыл бұрын
Dying* Stupid
@doblemcpollo8829 Жыл бұрын
It's moments like these that makes me miss Patrice
@superstraight84025 жыл бұрын
“Yeah look at the black girl in the wife beater and the girl next to her” “yeah they scare me” lololol
@AxelSpott3 жыл бұрын
Where’s your incall out of? Or do you offer outcall? Looking for an hour.
@ryanmcteer8254 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON HOLD ON
@rossmcboss58872 жыл бұрын
Out of a shell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t breathe
@accidentalpatient41523 жыл бұрын
Anthony's laugh at 1hr29 is great
@originalRAS7 жыл бұрын
Im uncircumcised, they don't know wut the fuck they're talkin about.. When its hard the skin stretches so there's nothing to pull back. & I never met a girl who complained about it
@kinghenryviii50214 жыл бұрын
Came here to check out radio legend Opie Hughes but these other guys are pretty funny too
@prophet10164 жыл бұрын
Hes the doogie howser of this radio shit. Fucking guy literally came from nothing
@Fudge_Fantasy4 жыл бұрын
Opie stinks..
@TheFriendlyamoeba3 жыл бұрын
This guy right here
@jakedowe45653 жыл бұрын
fuck off opie
@miamiwax9 жыл бұрын
44:55 holyyyyy shit
@calg6 жыл бұрын
I’m uncut. You can snap the banjo string going too hard. Hurts. That shit lingers til it heals.
@WaRLoKWYATT3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who was unclipped and when he lost his virginity, his dick swelled up from the skin tearing for a week.
@rohpachi35842 жыл бұрын
13:22 patrice finally gets that jim Jeffreys is Australian
@BIGFATGREASYKEBAB3 жыл бұрын
Funniest conversation ever 😂
@catchbooker72574 жыл бұрын
Patrice doing a scouse accent! He really could do it all.
@Opie.. Жыл бұрын
It's gaawgus.
@mattg58986 жыл бұрын
Oh this is the Infamous hold on hold on hold on clip. is Opie the worst?
@awkwardoddysee44384 жыл бұрын
Oh, theres plenty of videos where you can find Opie chiming in with his HOLD ON nonsense.
@nonofyabidnez57376 жыл бұрын
As many people already pointed out, circumcision does not actually reduce the risk of AIDS. The "studies" that claim as much are had extremely poor methodology and had a clear bias to begin with.
@jcmoney111115 жыл бұрын
It only decreases sensitivity and is odd looking to Americans.
@foodchewer Жыл бұрын
Lol Jim Norton is such a freak and he knows it. I love it, man. He just lets the whole world see it. "get those fucking fingers clean, kiddo"
@user-fi3pg9jp3pАй бұрын
One of my favorite bits
@winstonsmith4806 жыл бұрын
Totally agree with Jimmy about circumcision. It's mutilation and done without the child's consent.
@antonio89041006 жыл бұрын
Winston Smith True
@1x0x Жыл бұрын
dudes are brainwashed...
@shinybeast894610 ай бұрын
It dulls the senses, there's more sensation in an uncircumcised penis than a circumcised one. The rest of the guys here are just pro circumcision because they are cut.
@TheCuriousOrbs2 жыл бұрын
Currently, less than 20% of Australian boys are circumcised. A number that's been decreasing here, year on year for decades. Not sure where JJ gets the idea that it's somehow "mainstream" here. Then again, very little of what these guys were saying was based on anything since they're all "cut".
@NR-gp2il2 жыл бұрын
Intact is becoming more Common
@corywiedenbeck2702 Жыл бұрын
Because your country and many others are moving away from GOD and biblical principles
@corywiedenbeck2702 Жыл бұрын
@@lucienswift447 Judaism is the precursor to Christianity
@Searching4DMT5 жыл бұрын
I love the dude that was like "HOW?" After the guy read the shit from webMD lmfao
@prostilez14896 жыл бұрын
HOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
@yunggpacino4 жыл бұрын
This episode was LEGENDARY!!!
@SHlTTER7 жыл бұрын
Patrice just evaporates when East Sid Daver comes in.
@davidamperano25325 жыл бұрын
I loved norton in this episode
@WaRLoKWYATT3 жыл бұрын
Someone's unclipped
@frozenlicks6 жыл бұрын
Jim and Patrice, two of my favorite comedians..
@Darkhaven837 жыл бұрын
God I miss Patrice. Classic.
@idojuegos21512 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON HOLD ON!!!! Let me kill another bit
@CousinBowling6 жыл бұрын
26:22 is there an impression Anthony can't do? Even one-off impressions are better than 90% of people who do that impression constantly.
@bigmike34535 жыл бұрын
Anthony with the Mastic Reference LoL
@arisn325 жыл бұрын
Uncut, haven’t had a complaint, also get to experience tongue around it. Which is a great. Foreskin has more nerve endings making a difference from cut scar tissue. Basically depends if you like sensation around the hood head and shaft, compared to around the head and shaft. Never had yeast infections because I’m cleansing daily which everyone should do. I’ve been told from different girls cut “fucks”, uncut “passion loves” whichever suits you I guess. 🤔
@anthonycapelle24479 жыл бұрын
1:03:00 that woman is awesome
@michaellindeman79392 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing I have heard in years
@porkentonflex73196 жыл бұрын
48:34 so I'm this far in. In a couple seconds, I died laughing. This has got to be the greatest fucking thing of all time.
@felipesegura4780 Жыл бұрын
If anybody can tell where that soundclip at 1:16:33 is from, I would like to download it.
@brandonb31742 жыл бұрын
What’s the airdate?
@screechweiner29212 жыл бұрын
dig in jimmy is my favorite jimmy.
@AppliedFool0424 жыл бұрын
49:30 jimmys line is so fucking hilarious im fucking crying laughing, true and one of the funniest things ive ever heard.
@joemendoza22922 жыл бұрын
1:35:47 and 1:36:12 Nortons laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luisrojas31739 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo Flatso!
@Charlie_Alpha_Lima5 жыл бұрын
Used to hate Jeffries till he started appearing on this show. That snow balling bit was magical 🤣🤣🤣
@3797ID5 жыл бұрын
Opie ruins the fun @5:50 🤦🏻♂️
@jakee1d5 жыл бұрын
3797ID and numerous times after that
@jlshel4210 жыл бұрын
Great exchange around the 1:35:00 mark: Opie: "Po, haven't you trained for this?" Master Po: "Semi-shit hand? No."
@hanabibear24239 жыл бұрын
lol does Patrice think Jim Jefferies is British?
@gitman34866 жыл бұрын
No it's not. It was.
@frozenlicks6 жыл бұрын
so according to your logic Patrice is british as well because British govnt used to own America..idiot
@mazin91196 жыл бұрын
He lived a lot of his life in England.
@Meg_Lovegood6 жыл бұрын
No haha
@SirDiamondRod6 жыл бұрын
shcoop25 Queen Elizabeth still on the bank notes
@nickfoxx93103 жыл бұрын
I feel as shell shocked as Patrice just from listening to the shit antics. Like, fuck...
@purplecam59532 жыл бұрын
Love Patrice
@yahtzeeeuook31934 жыл бұрын
All this coping from Ant and Patrice who've been mutilated by their Jewish masters is pitiful. Fact is, when you're circumcised you have lost a significant portion of highly-innervated tissue that are directly stimulated during sex, producing feelings of pleasure. Ultimately you're missing out. Sorry but it's true 🧘🏿♀️
@TheStranger5134 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear something positive about my uncircumcised dick lol.
@yunggpacino4 жыл бұрын
Gayness is a spectrum and Patrice is way on the straight side and jim and Norton are completely on the opposite end.