Guy writing psalm: “why am I writing about my loin disease?” Holy spirt: “just wait”

I laughing sooooo much! The KJV: Psalm 38:7. For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh. Doesn’t make it any better!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

You're never gonna see that verse cross stitched on a pillow 😂😂😂

I bet God gathered all the Angels and saints of heaven at that precise moment, and pointing down to Tim Hawkins said " I've waited a loooooong time for this moment .....pure comedic brilliance..... watch this!"

“Never gonna see that verse cross stitched” well you are now! I’m the queen of snarky cross stitch 😂you just gave me the idea of the century!

Verse 5 would have been good, too. It says "My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness." lol

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard that it was getting difficult to breathe. Tim always delivers!

Oh God heard your prayer. He just was too busy laughing to answer.

Proof that the good Lord has a sense of humor! 😂

And how many prayer groups were started to pray for Tim's loins.

Tim, Today was a really bad day for me and my family. And I know you may never read this, but if you do, just know how deeply we appreciate you and your comedy. Laughter is so important, and sometimes finding anything in life to laugh at is really hard. But on this very day which was rough for my family, this clip was also posted. And not only that, it’s one of my favorite TH bits ever! Thank you, Tim and family, for the great comedy, the wonderful podcast, and everything else you do. You don’t know me, but I think by now you know you have indeed made a difference in the lives of others, including my family. Thanks again, A Family from Michigan

I would've been like "I think Tim must've written the wrong verse. Unless he's asking us to pray about his disease?" Too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just love this guy, he is packed with multiple talents. He can sing, he can play instruments, a performer, comedian. I watched him live few years ago in a church in our town, i was 8 months pregnant and went with a friend. The church was packed and the laughter was so loud that I kept getting kicked by my baby inside 😁😀 It was really a fun night.

Come on dude. You’re a comedian. Everybody that got that autograph just thought you were being funny. 😂😂🙏

"Lord, I hope that was a good verse. Could you change the scripture if it's not, just for one night?" 😂😂

I've been watching Christian comedians all morning. I've been chuckling and giggling. This one broke me! I haven't laughed so much in decades! 😂

It doesn't matter how many times I see this skit...never gets old.

🤣 This insert reminds me of a story a guy told me many years ago. He was very in love and in a steady relationship with a girl for a few years. One day out of the blue she told him she needed to "take a break" (we all know what that means). Obviously he was very heartbroken and for days he kept praying and asking God to bring her back. Then God very clearly told him "Proverbs 5:8"... Elated he hurridly opened his Bible to Proverbs 5:8 and read... "Keep your way far from her,and do not go near the door of her house"... Needles to say, they never got back together again.

I laughed so hard I was crying! Jesus got jokes!!!! 😂 Thank you for sharing God’s gift of laughter through you. So funny!!😂😂😂

3:27 The "lions disease" gets even better. My sides are hurting!! ROTFL 😂🤣💀

Hubby sent this to me and I put it on as I was sweeping with a hand brush under a desk. I laughed so hard, I couldn't see through the tears, my side cramped and my husband came running because he thought I'd hurt myself. Ty for the laugh!😅

This is awesome, my wife and I were a the Hospital for eight hours and after that we arrived at home at 12:12am and as my son and I snacked on food we listened to this and we were laughing hysterically when he told about his favorite verse and signing his signature with his favorite verse 😂😂😂 Thank You Tim Hawkins, we needed a good laugh. You helped us out. God Bless You Brother.

Love this! Needed this today and I have never heard of this phenomenal comedian-The Lord has a sense of humour! Have a migraine but instead of taking a pain killer I watched this and laughed so loud I woke up my grandson! Thank You & God Bless!

Those signatures are probably worth a pretty penny!

Hopefully some of them might have thought he got it mixed up with 37:8 “Cease from anger, and forsake wrath; Do not fret-it only causes harm.”

The past two weeks have been so hard for me but this gave me a huge laugh! Thank you Tim!

He basically told everyone he has a STDs lmao 🤣 😂

God wanted to bless you with this hilarious joke and relatable testimony! God has a sense of humor

I am crying in laughter 😂 Can’t wait to see you live again.

I don’t laugh at much but he has been making me laugh for years!

You know there was also, someone else who looked the verse up when they got home and thought something like...."wow, oh man that is so deep....obviously a metaphor for..........uh........um......wow, that is just so deep and insightful that I just can't put words to it!"

I've seen this multiple times and i still laugh so hard I'm in tears 😂😂😂

I am laughing so hard! I couldn't even finish watching it because of the tears running down my face!

Psalm 137:9 is another beauty. Genesis 1:1 is always safe.

Tim, I confess I had to pause the video and look up the psalm, as I didn't recognize it. I am going through a stressful patch right now. It started over a week ago, and it just seems like every time I turn around, I have another 3 tasks added to my list of things to do by noon. I read the psalm, and I laughed and laughed. Tears and I can't breathe kind of laughter. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. I hope it really does become your favorite psalm, as a merry heart really does good like medicine. 😂

This is one of my favorites. I was just thinking of this story recently. Too funny.

Totally going to get this cross-stitched on a pillow

One of my favorite stories 😂

I had tears and a full belly laugh 😂 THNX, I needed that ❤

O, KJV, how we adore thee for thy comedic nuggets wheneth we forgeteth thine chapters and verses!

You kept them laughing even after they were home!😂😂😂

Whenever i introduce people to Tim Hawkins, i always use the "things you dont say to you're wife" the yoga pants song and this skit as they NEVER fail to make me laugh.

Every Dad probably thought you were trolling…well done sir, well done

PLEASE someone needs to cross stitch a pillow for him with the verse!!

Don't drink tea when watching Tim!

I laughed so embarrassingly hard at this. Thanks Tim

This is just TOO funny

This is a true story! When I was a school bus driver in Wasilla, AK, I had a Christian brother and sister who rode regularly. I noticed the personalized license plate on the parents' car. I asked them what it meant. I thought it was a scripture verse, but it was the birthday of the boy who rode my bus. It said, "Mark 5 25". Look it up. You'll get a laugh!

2:50 gets me everytime😭😭😭

I had to spit my water back into my cup because I was about to choke! 😆😆

Laughed so hard I drooled m. First time that’s ever happened!

I used to watch this from a different performance on KZfaq over and over. I told this story to my cabin at a Christian camp once and all the boys were giggling. They laughed even harder when I re-created: "Some of you do not get that- BEHOLD, I HAVE A PAINFUL DISEASE IN MY SKIN!*" *I said skin instead of loins to ensure that they would get the joke.

Who else LOVES Tim Hawkins? 😂 🤣 👇

Funniest man ever! I'm so glad Tim finds the humor in our struggle to honor our Savior.

Two and a half years ago I had surgery for bladder cancer. So far so good. If it ever returns, I'm cross stitching this on a pillow. 😛

Seriously one of my top if not my favorite bits from Tim Hawkins!!!!

I still laugh at this so hard my face hurts!

That's how we do!

I had to look up that verse..what a verse to pick..😂😂😂

lol ‼️ I haven’t laughed, snorted and cried this hard in I don’t know how long!!🤣😂 I needed that!!

He shoulda left that as his verse!!! LOL

that was so funny, I laughed so hard I ran out of air.

I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. 🤣🤣🤣

“I shook his HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡” 😅❤

Oh my gosh I am in tears of laughter

You remind me of a beloved actor, Robin Williams

They probably thought it was hilarious! "Look! He signed it with a joke!"

Would love to see more videos from you!!

I laughed til I cried!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Yes! Love this moment right here! Finally, I can find and watch it easily!

Another translation says he has a painful back and no health in his body. No mention of loins, which would be the front side of a back pain. Women know about front and back pain...every month.

Thankyou Tim

This was from the 90s. I went to see Tim live at a church in Colorado Springs. It was awesome. I never laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

As a bald guy, whenever anyone asks for my "life verse", I tell them 2 Kings 2:23-24. Then I wait to see if they look it up.

That’s hilariously relatable!!

So funny. I love your comedy.

I came across this randomly and almost spit my tea out. Kudos

As someone who cross stitches, I now want to put this on a pillow. 😂😂😂

I was like "Jesus i just need to laugh on my break. " the Lord provides😂😂😂

At least you’re a comedian and they could just think you wrote that as a joke

I’d like to see Seinfeld have coffee with Hawkins

"For my sides are filled with burning, and there is no soundness in my flesh." ESV Psalm 38:7

This is one of my favourite bits, every time I watch it I laugh like it's the first time😂😂😂

I laughed so hard, I was 😂 just what I needed today!

Well I just died of laughter 😂

I shook that perverts hand 😂💀

God has a sense of humor. I needed to laugh 😂.. That's great

I would’ve been like…Dang maybe he wants us to pray for him…😳🤷🏾‍♀️😂

Don't act like that isn't the perfect verse to tell someone who won't look it up till later.

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

Back in 1988, my sister and her husband wanted to put a Song of Solomon verse on their wedding invitations, the one that says: “My bowels are moved for you.” 😂 But they decided against that.

“Don’t bother coming.” 😂 Love Katie on the pod.

But being a comedian it worked out perfectly

He defaults into a southern accent at times which makes it even funnier….

The Lord was just reinforcing his divine calling to comedy with that one!

Thank you. I seriously needed that laugh.

This is beyond hysterical!!!

Thanks for that great laugh fella.

Omg I lol so hard I snorted multiple times.😂😂😂

I always enjoy Tim Hawkins and he's a damn good guitar player too....