*"Next time ask your boyfriend to warn you before he shoots."* Jesus christ lmaooo

I like how he can be so vulgar yet so professional at the same time-

"tell your damn boyfriend to warn you before he shoots" Something tells me that that is the leading cause for the need of an eye washing.

My mom’s a doctor who’s explained it all to me But when Steve tells me, I remember all the Tips from the ER 🤣

as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong

He keeps mentioning their boyfriends. I'm thinking he's experienced this at least twice 🤔 Edit: removed "ladies"

"Rip out the fucking eyeball" got me though

"Bodily fluids from your boyfriend." THAT KILLED ME. I'M DECEASED.

Bodely fluids from your boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like he did this because someone came in because of it and he is now emphasizing it😂😂

I laughed so incredibly hard. The bodily fluids from your boyfriend is accurate 😅 It really does burn..

Love the “happy” ending & how he “rubbed” that joke out! 😂😅😂

Bodily fluids from your boyfriend lol ok its official you're my kind of Doctor. 😅

When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.

Being called mf by anyone else is an insult but from this guy, it feels like a forehead kiss🥺

He just- he's so *calm* while saying this. I can't 😂

Me: *honestly just kind zoning out* Him: "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend-" Me: W h a t? 😃

Me: *Stabs someone* Someone: *Sprays blood* Me: "Warn me next time will ya?" Someone: "S- S. Ssorry." Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)

SHUSH I wish I had seen this earlier! Literally just this afternoon I got teatree oil in my eye and I wanted TO DIE! I got it out soon enough and felt better bur after that I slipped on the bathroom floor cause my brother doesn't know how to dry himself properly and just walks around dripping wet. Also earlier today I went to the dentist to get my tooth pulled which that didn't hurt but because they put that numbing stuff in my mouth my face has felt so weird ever since. And about 1 hour after I got home I rolled my ankle and fell down a few stairs. I'm fine now other than my face/mouth feeling weird. We have those days sometimes and I hope you guys have had a good day :)

I love his agressive informative way to teaching us asjsjshsjjs

Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...

“Tips from the E.R” I love that

He did it ladies and gentlemen, he only swore twice *Give him a round of applause*

Something tells me this little fella knows first hand..

“Bodily fluids from your boyfriend” Me: Wha- OH.

The Morgan Lens is a contact lens with Morgan Freeman’s voice talking to you nonstop until you take it out

Stevioe keeo the content comin' . New nurse here.. keep sending out that real school advice and training you dont get in school. We love you man!!@@

I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!

"Warn your boyfriend before he shoots" I'm dying

Okay.. Just imagine going to the ER and the doctor tells you to be still all of a sudden this guy comes to your mind and you can't stop laughing

Cyclops part killes me 🤣🤣😂😂😂

This is why I can't stop watching you LMAO

I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃

Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops? Me:* says nothing * Him: Me too friend, me too.

*He shoots, He scores*

Omfg, the ending got me. Too fuckin’ funny!!

“Tell your damn boyfriend to warn you next time before he shoots”

My friend had that happen to him. He accidently sprayed sunscreen in his eye

The cyclops thing killed me😂

Out of topic but the cyclops emoji is so silly :3

Some men take "dont shoot till you see the white in her eyes" quite literally...and , That's how you get pinkeye

bodely fluids from your boyfriend... hold up-

I love the way he says "mfer" it cracks me up

I love watching these with my toddler!

It’s your delivery. It’s priceless. Has me laughing every time. You’re great.

"Before he 'shoots' ". Ah, greatest thing I heard all day

The Morgan lens isn't that bad, it's a weird feeling but damn it feels a whole hell of a lot better than whatever is stuck in your eye, they also have some amazing numbing drops that work incredibly well.

*Morgan Lends* Everyone named Morgan: 😊

This is the funniest one so far 😂😂😂😂

Imagine having this guy as your bioligy teacher, amazing!

i wish doctor and nurses could talk as stright forward as this guy haha

He has no chill omg😭😭

idk guys, he seemed pretty salty and reminiscent at the end-

This series makes the qoute "We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2." So much better

I love your videos! They make me smile in these hard time 🤘🏼😉

This man is funny and describes everyone’s pain relatably

This man couldn't be any funnier... im dying rn (Edit) no pun intended

I love how passive aggressive he is I can’t 😭

This man is full of humor big brain he is the ultimate human being

I wasn’t ready for the end 😂

I wasn’t ready for him to say ‘before he shoots’ 😂😂

You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes. I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long. That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye. Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration! PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!

LOOOOOL the start was brilliant 😂😂

He's so enthusiastic when It comes to cutting someone or talking about a hospital

Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.

My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

In our school lab, we have these alcohol like bottles that are filled with slightly salted water (the water has the same salt content as our tears so that it doesn't hurt that much) so that if some chemical does get into our eyes, we can use that to wash it off. Knowing about that gave me chills but hey, gotta practice safety precautions in a lab that is full of jhs students

My eye hurts so fucking bad right now but I can't stop laughing lmao

I have been binging his short Vids for two hours now.... No regrets 😌

I love the way you put things! It’s probably the best way to communicate with some patients!🤣

Now I'm convinced that we need a cyclops emoji.

This is the best doctor ever

Nobody is going to talk about how painful/uncomfortable that sounds 😬

Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station “it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye” that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol

I always find him funny lmao

I love your videos makes me happy keep it up ❤❤

Why does he give off claptrap vibes from the Borderlands series???😂😂

This guy🤣🤣🤣 I can’t he just gives you the straight reality of stuff🤣

Yoooo this doctor is WILD 😂

He so calm with what he say lol I love it

One time a few years ago, i was trying to glue my fence back together, for some reason 👁👄👁, and i got superglue in my eye... Yea that hurt.. Don’t do that please- 😀👍

I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.

Your ER must be fun. I usually get animal bite victims on Tuesdays.

i’m having a bad day and your videos always cheer me up! love you!!

Ahh never gets old “Tips from the ER”

I’m amazed at the fact this man LITERALLY made a cyclops emoji

The way he was describing the eye pains t the beginning is word for word how I’ve described my period pain before lmao. Just replace eyeball with uterus

This is why he is the best doctor

Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary

i teared up when he said, "just hold on, it gets better" 🤧

I absolutely love this guy! 🤣

I remeber the time I got metal shavings in my eye, instead of washing it out they CUT it out. It was awful.

I was once messing with the fragrance pouch thingy from a car air freshener cuz it was squishy and felt cool and i was trying to ignore the fact that my parents were currently screaming at eachother. Well as one does, it fucking exploded and went directly into my eyeball and i started screaming bloody murder 👁👄👁

I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍‍♀️

I love these videos so much because I am wanting to be a doctor when I can get the application

You make life easier friend 🥰

I made the mistake of rubbing metal into my eye once and ended up being strapped to a chair with clamps to keep my eyes open as they scraped the metal out. It wasn't very fun and I had to wear an eyepatch for a week😂

I got nail polish remover in my right eye, and told my mom as a funny story like, 5 minutes after it happened like "hah, guess what? I got this chemical in my eye!😂" And she made me get in the shower and open my eye to wash it out- afterwards, she called some place- chemical control???? And uh. Yeha 😀 my right eye is better. Not the best- but better

You always make my days

“or bodily fluids from your boyfriend!” *SPITS TEA* I DONT APPRECIATE YOU CALLING ME OUT